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post | ec2g47 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,618,683 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec2g47/life_changes_when_you_become_a_30_year_old_lady/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Life changes when you become a 30 year old lady, or at least for me it did! | 2 |
post | ec2bhx | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,618,136 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec2bhx/i_put_cigarette_ashes_in_my_husbands_beer/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I put cigarette ashes in my husbands beer | 1 |
post | ec2aeh | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,618,008 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec2aeh/im_proud_of_my_post_history/ | self.confessions | https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec2aeh/im_proud_of_my_post_history/ | null | I'm proud of my post history | 5 |
post | ec2a16 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,617,961 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec2a16/drunk_and_hoping_the_person_mentioned_doesnt_find/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | drunk and hoping the person mentioned doesn't find this | 2 |
post | ec294l | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,617,861 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec294l/considered_addiction_for_attention/ | self.confessions | null | I have no idea what’s wrong with me. Over the past couple months I’ve watched a couple films that show people going to rehab and about how their families care about them enough to help them get clean.
I’m ashamed to say the thought of getting addicted to drugs just to get some attention from my family has crossed my mind.
I wouldn’t do it. But at times the thought has been stuck in my head for at least a handful of hours and it’s extremely hard to shake the thought.
I’ve only ever taken drugs once over a year ago so luckily enough I’m not on that path in life. I drink but don’t smoke.
I don’t know why my mind does this. I think i should talk to someone about it as it clearly isn’t a healthy thought process.
Edit: I know addiction is not easy and I feel extremely guilty for even having those thoughts as I’ve witnessed people in my life struggle with it. I in no way mean to cause offence. | Considered Addiction For Attention | 0 |
post | ec28x1 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,617,834 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec28x1/my_neighbor_that_i_literally_never_speak_to/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | My neighbor that I literally never speak to walked into my yard one day and.. | 0 |
post | ec251z | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,617,399 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec251z/i_think_nerd_thigh_strangulation_is_one_of_the/ | self.confessions | null | I did the math and over 280 people have died from being strangled by a nerdy man's thighs since 1950. It's an epidemic!
proof -
''There is a meme about how nerds 'love to strangle people with their thighs' so I wondered to myself, 'how true is this? Let's study it and do some math!' so here I go;
If there are 2 nerds per 30 students, then it's easy. There's about 80 million kids under age 18 in America. 80 million / 30 * 2 = 5,300,000 nerds.
If we include adults, this could go up to 10,000,000 nerds in the United States (of course there are going to be adult stereotypical nerds, such as university professors, scientists, doctors, etc).
But for simplicity's sake let's assume 5,000,000 (five million) nerds in the US are of the stereotypical kind.
5,000,000 is 1.5% of the US population.
1.5% of the population of Australia:
375,000
1.5% of the population of England:
990,000
1.5% of the population of New Zealand:
[New Zealand is excluded due to low population size]
1.5% of the population of Canada:
563,850
Added up, this equals 6,928,850 nerds. Not bad!
Now in England, between 2009/2010, there were 55 murders from strangulation. The US has a population size 5 times that of the UK, which equals an additional (roughly) 275 murders via strangulation, so we have 330 murders via strangulation happening in the US and UK yearly approximately. Canada would be an extra 25 murders via strangulation, so 355. Australia - 1/3rd the size of England, about 18 extra murders via strangulation, so 373 murders via strangulation in large, English speaking countries.
I surveyed Reddit asking stereotypical looking nerds (guys, as most stereotypical nerds seem to be male) what body part they would strangle somebody with if they had to choke someone to death. 70% of nerds (50 answered) said they would use their legs or thighs.
70% of the amount of nerds in English speaking countries is 4,850,195 - so this amount of nerds would strangle someone using their thighs.
Now 4,850,195 is [1.05%] of 457,600,000 which is the population of large English speaking countries added up.
1.05% of 373 equals ***3.9165 strangulation cases from nerds who used their thighs happening in English speaking countries annually, which a new case happening on average every 3 months***. 'Nerds' of the stereotypical kind are said to have properly come about in the 1950's, so if we assume the first 'nerd' was around in 1950, then since their conception, ***nerds have murdered approximately 280 people using their thighs between 1950-2020.***
It seems as though this phenomenon is under documented as I've only come across four cases of it happening in the news between 2008-2014.
But not to worry! In 2019, there were 10 commercial plane crashes, meaning you're 150% (3x) more likely to die in a plane crash than a nerd's thighs!'' | I think Nerd Thigh Strangulation is one of the great epidemics of the 21st century | 0 |
post | ec21l8 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,617,013 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec21l8/i_dont_love_my_husband_like_i_thought_i_did/ | self.confessions | null | We haven't been married that long and I want a divorce. I don't know if it's fixable. But when someone screams at me for asking a question, screw you. He doesn't let me do anything, I have no friends and I just... lost myself. I realized that if I can't tell my father certain things out of fear of what he would DO, I realized something was wrong. I know that it doesn't matter how old I am, my Father will always stick up for me. I'm lucky like that. I want to go out and have fun... I never slept around or got black out drunk, it was never my crowd. But to go out for a drink or two isn't a bad thing. I want to be able to work without looking over my shoulder every 20 seconds, fearing he's behind me. I want to be able to pick out my own clothes or not have to worry about how much I'm spending. I want to have an EQUAL say on where we live, what jobs I can apply too.
I'm tired of doing all the housework, tired of keeping track of all the bills and tired of being the only one who takes care of our child. Why is everything up to me, because I'm a woman? Maybe I sound a little selfish, because it's all I want, I want, I want. But in my day to day life, it's never about what I want. It's always about how to keep him happy, stopping temper tantrums and making sure I don't "mess up"
I had my doubts when I got married and thought it was just the pre wedding jitters, but my gut feeling was correct.
Edit: Thanks for all the comments you guys, I read them all and while I haven't answered yet, I'll try too! I've been at work with long days this week so I don't have much time! | I don't love my husband like I thought I did | 111 |
post | ec20ma | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,616,910 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec20ma/when_i_was_10_i_stepped_on_my_laptop_and_blamed/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | When I was 10, I stepped on my laptop and blamed it on my aunt after she dropped it while trying to steal my orange juice | 2 |
post | ec1xp3 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,616,573 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1xp3/my_mother/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | My mother | 2 |
post | ec1wa2 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,616,427 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1wa2/i_called_the_police_on_a_weed_dealer_in_my/ | self.confessions | null | I know you Reddit commiecucks LOVE drug abuse and all other forms of degeneracy (homosexuality, cuckoldry, atheism, Star Wars, etc) but I won’t tolerate it. 19 year old kid selling weed constantly has cars speeding down the street to buy his precious weed. Not anymore. I called up my buddy At the police department and told him the kid was selling weed and toting guns around the neighborhood (that part wasn’t true but I wanted a fast response). They came right over and put him in the slammer. | I called the police on a weed dealer in my neighborhood and now he’s gonna be in jail for Christmas 🤣🤣 | 0 |
post | ec1qnu | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,615,773 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1qnu/cheated_on_my_wife_and_i_dont_regret_it/ | self.confessions | null | So I've been married to my wife for almost 7 years, although weve been having problems for the past 2 or so. Recently, I was temporarily sent somewhere else for my job, and made a good friend. That friendship ended up being a lot more, and we saw each other and were having sex almost daily. I didnt really have feelings for this girl, but being gone just made me realize that I didnt actually miss my wife, and I'm not really in love with her anymore. We don't spend time together, we barely talk, and we are not intimate. All of these things are really important to me, although not as much for her it seems. I know I'm an asshole, and that I'm wrong, but I still dont regret it. | Cheated on my wife and I don't regret it | 0 |
post | ec1l36 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,615,148 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1l36/cheated_on_my_wife_and_dont_regret_it/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Cheated on my wife and don't regret it | 1 |
post | ec1h0z | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,614,692 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1h0z/i_dont_love_my_current_boyfriend_and_i_want_to/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I don’t love my current boyfriend and I want to use him | 0 |
post | ec1ezs | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,614,455 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec1ezs/i_want_my_girlfriend_to_either_get_stung_by_a_bee/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I want my girlfriend to either get stung by a bee or electrocuted | 0 |
post | ec0wfe | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,612,281 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0wfe/i_need_to_lise_this_friend/ | self.confessions | null | For a while I've been feeling depressed and considering telling my parents to check if I am. But, I haven't yet.
The reason is because I've drifted from every single one if my friends and I know one big reason why;
It's this one friend, C. She's been my best friend for about 2 and a half years.
We've obviously had fights, but it's always been because of silly reasons.
She usually gets mad at me for making quick jokes that she would say 10 times worse to me.
I take it and say nothing.
I pride myself on being as nice and as funny as I can, and this was the first big reason I suspected her of being an issue. I made a joke that wasn't good, but it still made people laugh. She turned arpund to me and told me I wasn't funny which put my self confidence down to -5000 immediately. I fucking hate when people think it's ok to say shit because they didn't understand or find a joke funny.
Anyway, the next reason is that we are part of a big friend group. Like seriously. Big friend group. Whenever someone wants to join a conversation most people will squeeze cliser to other people to allow others into the conversation. Well thats what decent fucking people do, right? No. Not this bitch.
I might let her into a conversation and then she'd push me out of the fucking way so now I'm out of the conversation.
Another way she ruins conversations for me is that she'll walk in between you and a person rather than joining you at the side.
She'll also not let me into conversations and, due to the way I was raised, I don't push my way or interrupt a conversation to get a word or ear in, so I'm often left out of the entire group of around 20 people because of one fucking bastard mother fucker.
Today, in woodworks, she was throwing shit at me and so was my other friend. This wouldn't have bothered me if they had of cared that I was focusing on my project. I didn't reply as I knew they just wanted attention and I also wanted to finish my project as we had about 10 minutes left until tidying up. They threw more at me and I ignored them again and continued my project. Keep in mind the stuff they were throwing at me were chunks of wood. They weren't heavy, but they were throwing them at my head. My fucking head these assholes.
Anyways, after I had cleaned up I had talked to both of them, no problems. Then they left the class without me while I was getting my coat and bag on.
The other friend didn't do anything wrong, but I asked C and she fucking said, 'I thought you weren't talking to us'. After I had just talked to her.
So now she's fucking pissed with ME because I got a bit pissed off about her throwing WOOD BLOCKS, like a literal toddler at ME! What the actual fuck.
Im sick of her. Also we and a couple other friends live in the same direction as eachother, so we walk home together. We used to walk home together everyday and honestly I'm happy she walks home before us because otherwise I'd have a shit day everyday.
But a lot of ny issues are because of her making fun of me and whenever I mention an issue that I have with how she treats me, she turns it on me as if I've done something wrong
Here's a made up example of what would happen.
Me- "I don't like how you push me out of conversations, could you please stop cause its making me feel unwelcome with my friends..."
C- "What the fuck? Me leaving YOU out of conversations?! How the fuck?"
Me- "Well, everytime I'm talking to someone, you just butt into our conversation. You don't have to know everything I'm saying."
C- "I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND. HOW DARE YOU FUCKING THINK YOU CAN SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME. YOU'RE ALWAYS AN ABSOLUTE BITCH TO ME AND I SAY NOTHING, I BITE MY TONGUE! AND I SAY NOTHING." Blah fucking blah.
It makes me so uncomfortable when people shout at me, wether its good manor or bad manor. But when your first extinct to conflict is to shout, there is a problem. And I know she doesn't have any trauma or shit because I can read people so fucking easily and she just hasn't found out how to fucking grow up yet. When she gets frustrated she fucking squeaks.
Please tell me how to get rid of a friend who is toxic, but she's in my class, I sit next to her in multiple classes with no choice to move and without her shouting at me for no reason.
Thanks tk anyone who read through this whole thing. I'll probably share more stories like this because it's good to get advice from others. Also, the other person involved in the story have never treated me in any wau that was rude. They have made jokes with me that can be a bit rude and put me down, but they don't affect me in the slightest.
Ok, anyways, thank you, love yous have an amazing day/night.
Bye! | I need to lise this friend. | 3 |
post | ec0vtv | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,612,211 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0vtv/i_almost_cried_because_they_forgot_the_dipping/ | self.confessions | null | I was looking forward to eating them and dipping the fries as well all the way home. I could smell it in the car and was looking forward to that greasy, unhealthy goodness. Now I don’t feel like eating them or the fries at all. It’s not the same without the sauce | I almost cried because they forgot the dipping sauce for my chicken tenders | 3 |
post | ec0lre | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,611,053 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0lre/i_was_really_happy_when_i_found_out_my_childhood/ | self.confessions | null | Her and a group of her friends bullied me both online and in-person, humiliated me, spread rumors, threatened me in ways no 11 year old should be. Then, a few years ago, her dad died. I am still happy about it. Sometimes I feel guilty for feeling this way, but then I remember all the nights I couldn’t sleep, crying from fear of ever seeing her or her friends in person because of what they said they would do to me.
Edit: a lot of you think i’m happy that an innocent man is dead, I am NOT. I’m happy that life made her suffer the same way she made me suffer. Life could’ve made her suffer in multiple different ways and I still would have felt the same. It’s NOT about her father dying. | I was really happy when I found out my childhood bully’s father died | 2,418 |
post | ec0l8h | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,989 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0l8h/when_i_first_started_using_reddit_i_would/ | self.confessions | null | Now look at me. | When I first started using Reddit, I would downvote all of my comments to have 0 upvotes because I thought it was stupid to like your own comments. | 5 |
post | ec0jl5 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,793 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0jl5/its_hard_for_me_to_make_friends_online_especially/ | self.confessions | null | Why? Because every time I meet a seemingly nice guy that i could be friends with, they eiher turn out to be a creep, or they think that me telling them I'm asexual or me flat out stating I'm not interested in sex or dating is just me playing hard to get. Sometimes a guy will either stick around for a few days but after a few days they just disappear. I understand that most guys will always be thinking with their cocks but do they really think that girls are playing hard to get when a girl refuses their romantic/sexual advances?
For anyone who's wondering what asexual means/is, this is the definition that i found.
a·sex·u·al/āˈsekSH(o͞o)əl/*adjective*
1. 1.without sexual feelings or associations."asexual individuals may still experience attraction but this attraction doesn't need to be realized in any sexual manner"
2. 2.BIOLOGY(of reproduction) not involving the fusion of gametes."each polyp is capable of budding new polyps though asexual reproduction in spring"
*noun*
1. a person who has no sexual feelings or desires. | It's hard for me to make friends online, especially with guys | 4 |
post | ec0jgl | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,780 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0jgl/i_cut_myself_last_week/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I cut myself last week. | 0 |
post | ec0i1v | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,624 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0i1v/all_faggots_need_to_be_assassinated/ | self.confessions | null | [removed] | All faggots need to be assassinated | 1 |
post | ec0h0u | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,513 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0h0u/dildos/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Dildos? | 4 |
post | ec0exh | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,610,291 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec0exh/i_would_give_anything_to_have_shark_teeth/ | self.confessions | null | I really wanna have shark teeth. and the strength of a shark sorta. I've always fantasized about having them. i'd give anything for them. | I would give anything to have Shark Teeth | 7 |
post | ec007p | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,608,579 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ec007p/i_didnt_get_anything_for_my_mom_on_her_birthday/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I didn't get anything for my mom on her birthday and now I feel like absolute garbage. | 0 |
post | ebzzk3 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,608,507 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzzk3/i_have_a_bad_case_of_adhd_im_obsessively_in_tune/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I have a bad case of ADHD. I'm obsessively in tune with what goes on in my own head (daydreamer). I have a college degree without having taken any medication. It was a 6 yr struggle and I failed 2 semesters back to back. | 9 |
post | ebzy8t | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,608,353 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzy8t/i_pay_straight_guys_for_their_nudes/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I pay straight guys for their nudes | 3 |
post | ebzsmk | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,607,710 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzsmk/my_wife_was_in_a_gang_bang_in_college/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | My wife was in a gang bang in college. | 13 |
post | ebzjrx | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,606,738 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzjrx/i_am_cheating_on_my_gf_every_chance_i_get_and_i/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I am cheating on my GF every chance I get and I don't care | 0 |
post | ebzhx6 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,606,527 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzhx6/i_feel_like_im_ruining_my_own_life_by_being/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I feel like I’m ruining my own life by being anxious | 1 |
post | ebzhut | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,606,521 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzhut/i_stole_an_old_womans_purse_and_photos_of_her/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I stole an old woman's purse (and photos of her grandkids). | 1 |
post | ebzcpc | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,605,927 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzcpc/am_i_to_blame/ | self.confessions | null | So about 10 days ago i was walking in the lobby going to my next lesson(so was everyone else so it was very very busy) its that time of year where i feel ill and run down all the time (lil but of diarrhea) so as i was walking i farted but i shit quite a lot of diarrhea which went down my pant leg and made a little puddle on the floor. As this happened i tried to escape off to avoid being caught and embarrassed but some stupid bitch decided to fucking slip on it and made quite a commotion. At the time it was quite obvious what happened and she said that i shit but i turned it round on her because she was covered in shit so it actually looked like she had shit on the floor. I do feel bad for putting the blame on her considering everyone was laughing at her. However i think it is her fault for not watching where shes walking and could have been avoided. | Am i to blame? | 3 |
post | ebzcp1 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,605,926 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzcp1/where_were_you_when_club_penguin_die/ | self.confessions | null | i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
"club penguin is kill"
"no" | where were you when club penguin die | 4 |
post | ebzb1w | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,605,743 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebzb1w/made_a_fake_profile/ | self.confessions | null | Once made a fake profile on facebook if this cute girl well my friend did but i controlled it too and he had school so this middle aged married man starts talking to me and we talk from time to time then this guy wants to meet im like sure so he says lets meet at the cafe thats like 30km (15 miles) away from me lol and im like suree so we arrange time and everything guy text me like crazy where are u n stuff i just left on seen felt kinda bad for the dude so yeh thas all | Made a fake profile | 0 |
post | ebz1ni | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,604,638 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebz1ni/i_feel_like_anomaly_for_feeling_this_way_do_i/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I feel like anomaly for feeling this way, Do I need help? | 5 |
post | ebyxsa | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,604,178 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyxsa/as_a_degenerate_weed_smoker_who_spends_60_of_his/ | self.confessions | null | Me and my good buddy u/Rawzin were just talking about this the other day after digging through the couch cushions for money to buy some weed | As a degenerate weed smoker (who spends 60% of his paychecks on weed) I can confidently say weed is NOT addictive | 4 |
post | ebywzc | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,604,081 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebywzc/calling_someone_a_concern_troll_is_just_a_way_to/ | self.confessions | null | Imagine thinking that you are doing something good for your side by accusing your own allies of being disloyal to the cause for bringing up concerns. Creating a culture where questioning your ideology is forbidden-even by your allies is a nice way to create dogmatic (usually authoritarian) ideologies. Are we never supposed to critique or question aspects of our beliefs for fear of being a concern troll? You are literally killing critical thinking by screeching about concern trolling. It is kind of frustrating to hear even people I respect be like “Oh he’s just concern trolling”. | Calling Someone a “Concern Troll” Is Just a Way To Shut Down Critical Thinking | 0 |
post | ebywy4 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,604,076 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebywy4/this_shit_sucks_and_i_know_im_going_to_live_with/ | self.confessions | null | healing is weird. some days you’re okay and you’re doing just fine. other days it still hurts like it’s fresh. it’s a process with no definitive time frame. you just have to keep going and know that when all is said and done, you’re going to be okay. | this shit sucks. and i know i’m going to live with this feeling for a cool minute. | 13 |
post | ebysa6 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,603,522 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebysa6/im_vigorexic_see_myself_as_fat_and_feel_guilty/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I’m vigorexic, see myself as fat and feel guilty for eating | 2 |
post | ebyrpx | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,603,452 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyrpx/im_really_into_this_girl_right_now/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I'm really into this girl right now | 4 |
post | ebyqc6 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,603,291 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyqc6/ehh/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | ehh. | 2 |
post | ebypad | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,603,174 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebypad/im_bi_and_i_hate_when_people_bring_it_up/ | self.confessions | null | I don't know why I am completely like this but it bothers me. When people bring up my sexuality (mostly dudes) I get uncomfortable. I think it is because some tend to sexualize the fact that I am and automatically think I would have a threesome with them just because. I also think it stems from my abusive ex who was constantly pushing me to have threesomes with him. I never said yes obviously and he would always say, "Why not? You're bi." I don't have a problem bringing up my sexuality on my own but when someone else does it feels really odd. I don't really tell others my sexuality, it'll just come out when it does or if they ask and I'm comfortable enough, like this post lol.
Anyway, if you read this thank you :) | I'm bi and I hate when people bring it up. | 1 |
post | ebymu2 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,602,858 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebymu2/i_want_to/ | self.confessions | null | I have to confess that I want to have a threesome FFM but my insecurities wont let me. I find so hot to share the act with 2 people more than just 1 person. Wild imagination and extreme plesure. 48f maybe before I die lol maybe with 2 strangers instead of my guy 😬 | I want to... | 4 |
post | ebymgg | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,602,809 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebymgg/i_know_a_gay_guy_and_he_is_a_total_dick/ | self.confessions | null | But you know what they say: you are what you eat. | I know a gay guy and he is a total dick | 1 |
post | ebyi8e | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,602,286 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyi8e/i_desperately_want_to_quit_my_job/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I desperately want to quit my job | 3 |
post | ebyd8u | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,601,670 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyd8u/i_cant_stop_crying/ | self.confessions | null | i (f19) cry. so much. and i hate it. i genuinely think i cry about 10 times a day. i cry if im happy, sad, angry, excited, anxious, stressed - basically any emotion besides neutral. i’ll cry if i drop a pen - but not because i’m more sad than if the average person dropped a pen - simply because it takes far less in me to start crying. i’ll cry if i fail an exam, i’ll cry if i pass an exam. i cry if my friend comes to visit and often have to excuse myself because i’m excited to see them. i cry when i’m in a restaurant because i’m too anxious to ask for water. i cry if the view is nice. i cry watching ANY movie/tv show. it’s like i feel emotions a hundred times stronger than the average human. and i hate it because it makes me feel so vulnerable. ironically, i’m quite conservative about my private life and very slow to open up to people: showing emotions isn’t something i like to do. i can’t help it. i’m crying writing this! i just feel so vulnerable and i wish i knew how people ever figured out the amazing trick known as ‘holding tears in’ - that literally amazes me. how?! | i can’t stop crying | 24 |
post | ebyd8c | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,601,669 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebyd8c/i_had_a_crazy_idea/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I had a crazy idea | 1 |
post | ebxg30 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,597,572 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebxg30/my_insurance_paid_for_a_breast_reduction/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | My insurance paid for a breast reduction.. | 15 |
post | ebxbm9 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,597,009 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebxbm9/i_feel_really_lonely_all_the_time_but_i_dont_have/ | self.confessions | null | I act like i'm fine all the time because i'm scared that if I tell anyone that I am upset they will perceive me as weak
I am a guy and I feel like no one actually cares the people around me just seem fake
no one listens so here I am whining on the internet | I feel really lonely all the time but I don't have the courage to talk to anyone about it | 352 |
post | ebx6c4 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,596,341 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebx6c4/probably_gonna_get_alot_of_hate_for_this/ | self.confessions | null | I use to hook up with this married chick. We were friends in high school and reconnected on facebook. Face book is the devil if you're in a relationship, just throwing that out there. Anyway we end up having about a 3 year relationship where we would go out get drinks and go back to my place and have sex. Or hook up in parking lots while in mine or her car or I would bang her at her place.
One day we meet up in a parking lot and she gives me a blow job and let's me cum in her mouth. She spit the cum out in a napkin and crumpled it up and put it in the side if her door. Few weeks later she tells me that her and her husband are driving around and he all of a sudden has a runny nose. He looks around for something to wipe his nose with and he fucking grabs the napkin with my now dried up jizz and wipes his nose. I'm going to hell. | Probably gonna get alot of hate for this | 17 |
post | ebx4yd | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,596,164 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebx4yd/i_still_cry_about_the_parkland_17/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I still cry about the Parkland 17 | 6 |
post | ebx473 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,596,075 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebx473/i_truly_dont_like_femboys/ | self.confessions | null | Disclaimer- 1. I'm on mobile, no clue how to format. 2. This isn't aimed to hurt anyone's feelings.
I really don't like femboys. All of the femboys I've met have this shitty attitude. Like the "I'm better than you," attitude. I dont care that they wear girls clothes and act all female. In a way it kinda makes me think, "you're lowkey insulting trans people," but I don't give much of a damn. I dont go out of my way to insult them. But any time i try to interact, they're always bragging or putting down others. They're just so spoiled from the attention. It sucks because they degrade actual women like me and my colleagues, trying to make us feel like we're below them. I wish they didnt have that awful attitude. It makes me truly upset. | I truly don't like "femboys" | 0 |
post | ebx43r | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,596,063 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebx43r/nobody_likes_your_stupid_ass_ahegao_face_youre/ | self.confessions | null | Real talk, that shits stupid. AND stop down voting and banning people because your an entitled and an always offended asshole. Relax people | Nobody likes your stupid ass Ahegao face! You’re dumb. Except for grown men that still play Nintendo in there parent basement after cumming in socks. | 14 |
post | ebx3wo | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,596,043 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebx3wo/i_relapsed_on_alcohol/ | self.confessions | null | I hadnt drank in over a year and a half. Quit cold turkey. Met with an old friend the other day and drank a fifth of whiskey and some beers. Had a hangover for 2.5 days, couldnt even hold down water the 1st day. I was so fuckin thirsty. Im gonna stick to thc. Atleast I cant overdose when my impulsive behavior shines through. Im so glad my drug of choice is THC... Heres to another 400+ days of being booze free | I relapsed on alcohol | 3 |
post | ebwzgg | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,595,457 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwzgg/i_get_embarrassed_when_im_rubbing_one_out_and_the/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I get embarrassed when I'm rubbing one out and the robot vacuum cleaner comes into my room | 6 |
post | ebwxkd | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,595,209 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwxkd/as_a_neonazi_i_will_be_handing_out_food_and_gifts/ | self.confessions | https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwxkd/as_a_neonazi_i_will_be_handing_out_food_and_gifts/ | null | As a Neo-Nazi, I will be handing out food and gifts for poor folks in my community, the opposite of what jobless, socialist Redditors will be doing for the holidays (which is smoking weed and getting cucked) | 0 |
post | ebwvi7 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,594,938 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwvi7/i_have_tipped_ice_around_673_times_so_i_have/ | self.confessions | null | Thank me for my service | I have tipped ICE around 673 times so I have likely contributed to hundreds of deportations of illegal immigrants | 0 |
post | ebwuz2 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,594,873 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwuz2/made_her_day/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Made her day | 90 |
post | ebwrp0 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,594,421 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwrp0/i_always_remove_the_automatic_upvote_on_my_own/ | self.confessions | null | Full send or no send. | I always remove the automatic upvote on my own posts. | 11 |
post | ebwpq0 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,594,152 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwpq0/i_hate_my_boyfriend_when_hes_drunk/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I hate my boyfriend when he's drunk | 6 |
post | ebwnqy | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,593,876 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwnqy/i_want_to_violate_my_wife/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I want to violate my wife | 1 |
post | ebwkhp | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,593,441 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwkhp/i_drew_a_dick_on_my_classmates_bag_and_i_stole/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I drew a dick on my classmates bag and i stole his textbook | 0 |
post | ebwizg | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,593,220 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwizg/i_f23puke_at_every_social_event_and_my/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I (f23)puke at every social event and my boyfriend(m23) is embarrassed and tired of taking care of me. | 3 |
post | ebwio5 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,593,178 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwio5/i_wish_disaster_on_either_myself_or_my_roommate/ | self.confessions | null | This might be a long post, so bear with me.
As I stated in the title, I am wishing that something terrible happens to either myself or my roommate. This has nothing to do with the fact that I hate or resent her, I do in fact like her more than a lot. So why would I wish that something terrible happened to either her or myself?
It's quite a long story. I am still fairly young, but I made the decision to move to a different country away from my parents and family. She is my roommate and she helps me through a lot, but this is where the problems start. Where I live now, a woman's worth is still largely determined by her looks and even though I am not what I would consider to be ugly, compared to her I look like trash. She looks beautiful, has the prettiest face I've ever seen and a great body seemingly without even trying. She also has a very strong personality and it seems like everyone just likes her as soon as they meet her for the first time. I myself on the other hand am more than a little awkward, partially due to me being autistic, partially just social incompetence.
We work the same job and whenever we enter the office, she is the one that gets complimented on how great she looks today and so on, while I get a pityful smile at most. In itself this wouldn't bother me too much, I know that I am not the most beautiful person alive and I have other qualities that I can bring to the table. Other people often value my intellect, helpfulness and I have a particular talent for public speaking, I love giving speeches, holding presentations and I am very good at it. My job does involve many opportunities for public speaking, but I never get the chance to do so. I am not even asked if I would be interested in such things, instead my roommate is assigned the task immediately and it seems like I don't even exist.
I tried to put on a brave face at first, I tried to show people that I am reliable, punctual and very invested in what I do by working extra hard while I'm in the office and being very focused on my task at hand. However, it went utterly unnoticed and nobody seemed to care in just the slightest.
In the beginning I still had the comfort of spending time with my roommate at home, we would sit together in the evening, laugh, drink and have fun. All of this changed when she started dating my other roommate though and now I am being excluded even at home. I sit alone in my room all day, only leave the house for work if I absolutely have to and I have become totally isolated. At night I hear my roommates laughing and having fun through the walls, I can't even go into the kitchen and get myself some food for fear of interrupting them.
I have fallen back into a deep depression, my social anxiety is getting worse and worse again all the while everyone around me seems to be living their best life. I have hinted at doing extremely poorly several times, but my roommate ignores it all, I don't know if she does it on purpose or if she just doesn't get it even though my "hints" are literally me telling her that I am doing really bad mentally.
Now is where the fucked up part comes: I wish something disastrous happened to either myself, her or my place of work. Something that would make me return to my home country without it being my decision. I have to put on a happy face for my entire family and friends because doing this was my big dream and now I feel obligated to be happy. I love the work I do here and I love the country, I just wish that I could show people what I can do and not be the one that just sort of exists.
I have a doctors appointment tomorrow and anything severe would be great, cancer even. I feel so stuck and useless that I would rather have cancer than having to return to this place that is making me more and more miserable with every day that passes. My roommate once had to take a pregnancy test because her period was late and she told me that if she was pregnant she would leave the country to have the baby. For a second there, I wished that the test was positive. I know that it's teribble and I don't want to think this way because she is such a great person, but I can't help to think what it all would be like if she wasn't here. Then again I know that it's not her fault I am not particularly good looking or socially competent, but there are so many other things I can do that I feel I just don't get a chance to contribute.
The general situation at work is very tense right now, there's not much to do and I often have absolutely nothing to do for the entire week, which means that I only leave the house for quick trips to the grocery store that's like 2 minutes away and then return to my room where I sit in front of my laptop and wait for the clock to tell me that it's finally time to go to sleep. I was previously hopsitalized due to depression and suicidal tendencies, but thinking about it now I realize that back then my life was far better than it is now. Back then I had friends, had a regular schedule due to school etc, left the house every day and was always surrounded by family. It's only a matter of time until I hit this rock bottom again and I'm scared. The last two years of my life were the happiest ever and now it's all crashing down around me again, but this time seeking help is not an option, there is no escaping it. | I wish disaster on either myself or my roommate even though I love her | 3 |
post | ebwbvz | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,592,236 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebwbvz/im_a_midget_and_i_dont_think_anyone_will_ever/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I'm a midget and I don't think anyone will ever find me to be an attractive girl | 1 |
post | ebw9hn | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,591,879 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebw9hn/won_a_risky_bet_with_a_neighbor_how_should_i_play/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Won a risky bet with a neighbor - How should I play my winnings? | 1 |
post | ebw3ut | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,591,048 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebw3ut/i_destroyed_a_parking_gate_in_a_church_lot_and/ | self.confessions | null | I was driving out of the back entrance of a church parking lot (leaving a confession service of all things) and didn't see the closed white gate until I was 5 feet from it. I didn't see it because it was after dark, there's snow on the ground/white gate, and I was a little preoccupied with the stuff I'd just gotten off my chest. By the time I hit the brakes I was too close and slide right into it and broke it off the hinge. I feel like I should come clean but I do not have the money to fix the thing. | I destroyed a parking gate in a church lot and drove off, leaving it laying on the ground. | 6 |
post | ebw2y1 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,590,912 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebw2y1/i_kept_going_to_the_wrong_class_for_half_a_year/ | self.confessions | null | So this was when I was in Year 3, and all of the classes, Years 1-6 gathered every Tuesday all in one room. We would sing Christian songs, learn about God and etc. (It's a Christian school.) Btw, it was the first time i was in that school. I met new friends who were all Year 5 and I loved them alot.
When the Principal told everyone that was Year 4 and below to go to their respective classrooms, I didnt go to my classroom. I just stayed there. I really loved the friends i had there, so That was the reason I didnt leave. This continued on for around half a year. Every time I would go there I would stay at grade 5 no matter what.
I didnt tell you that I only attended the school every tuesday for Music, arts, P.e., and Health classes. So yeah. I finally went to my respective classroom after a year and thats it. No wonder why I couldnt understand most of the lessons. Those lessons werent for me yet.
Welp that's my confession | I kept going to the wrong class for half a year. | 2 |
post | ebvyq7 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,590,263 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvyq7/i_am_a_doctor_and_i_cant_help_but_get_turned_on/ | self.confessions | null | I see many different patients male and female, young and old. Occasionally a young female patient comes to see me with gyno issues or problems with her breasts. I am clinically obliged to examine them intimately and although I do not examine them inappropriately (there is always a chaperone in the room to verify this), I cannot help but be aroused by the patient if they are very attractive. I feel guilty about this, especially after examining the vaginal canal which I must do with my gloved fingers. I wonder if I'm doing it too vigorously or if I felt in the g-spot too much or too little because I was thinking about the patient's arousal. | I am a doctor and I can't help but get turned on by my patients. | 1 |
post | ebvty6 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,589,514 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvty6/i_have_ibs_and_just_took_my_first_shit_in_2_weeks/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I have IBS and just took my first shit in 2 weeks. | 39 |
post | ebvqvj | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,589,005 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvqvj/when_i_was_14_my_best_friend_got_my_semen_all/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | When I was 14, my best friend got my semen all over his hand and I told him it was lotion. | 4 |
post | ebvnsu | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,588,517 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvnsu/i_had_to_make_a_new_account_because_i_found_out/ | self.confessions | null | I told my SO I was enjoying the anonymity of Reddit and I could post things without judgement. I would talk about the things I post and whatnot. One day, I mentioned I got downvoted on something (posted in wrong community), and SO starting pointing specifics about my content. I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS BEING FOLLOWED.
I get it, my social media is open to my other half, but just this once could I get some privacy? SO didn't even ask permission to start following me! Even tho we heathily agreed that my account would not be viewed, I no longer feel anonymity - I feel monitored.
Maybe there's a trust issue, I could understand that. We both went thru trust issues and worked on being more honest, but I guess that wasn't enough. | I had to make a new account because I found out my SO followed my other one. | 10 |
post | ebvn0q | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,588,394 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvn0q/cant_sleep_with_this_one/ | self.confessions | null | So it was my friend's birthday so I greeted him. We chatted for a few minutes and after that, he told me that he is thinking about comitting suicide.
I don't know what to say, how to act or anything to do. His mind is very close and he does not listen to anyone anymore. | Can't sleep with this one | 6 |
post | ebvlnt | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,588,166 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvlnt/how_i_almost_killed_my_sister/ | self.confessions | null | This is a long one. This happened I think in 1998 it’s kinda been long time but here’s the story, me and my sister were playing with her dolls we were also home alone at this time I was 10 she was 6, she took my favorite toy and I begged her to give it back but she didn’t so I slapped her pretty hard and that ended up with us fighting I remember she kicked me in my “area” and I went nuts I took a pair of scissors off her deck cut some of her hair off, she went charging on me but before she could do anything I held the scissors up and scratched her hand, it made a huge cut and she was bleeding like hell ,she fell on the floor and screamed and cried loud, even I started to scream I couldn’t believe what I just did. I removed my shirt and put it around her arms so she would stop bleeding. But she got up and she wanted to take revenge on me. She took her Barbie and threw it right at my eye. I was furious I pushed her to the wall. Kicked her in the stomach and threw her off to her desk. She screamed and cried but I still wasn’t done yet. So I grabbed her by her shirt threw her again to her closet and kept kicking her until I felt tired and she passed out. By that take my parents got back I heard the garage door open so I took the pair of scissors put it in my sisters hand and ran to my room. Cleaned myself up and acted as if I was asleep. My parents went to check up on me then my sister. I heard my moms scream. After that my dad ran to my room asking what happened I acted surprised and started to cry on demand . My parents never found out it was me who did it. My dad died this year and my mom died in 2016 because she had breast cancer, my sisters now married with two kids and we never talked about this situation ever again. I just feel so glad I finally got this out of my chest. | How I almost killed my sister | 1 |
post | ebvkg6 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,587,955 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvkg6/heeyyyyy_guoisz_iom_a_whamomen/ | self.confessions | null | i cant park my carr😢😢😢
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post | ebvftw | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,587,168 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvftw/as_a_transgender_nambla_member_who_is_voting_for/ | self.confessions | https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebvftw/as_a_transgender_nambla_member_who_is_voting_for/ | null | As a transgender NAMBLA member (who is voting for Elizabeth Warren, I’m with her a-ho-ya her a ho-ya) I think that cis White males should be enslaved or shot on sight during her regime | 0 |
post | ebva3v | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,586,159 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebva3v/i_forgot/ | self.confessions | null | I forgot how nice and warm it is to have another person lay in bed with you. Nights are cold as fuck, just sharing a bed with someone for that extra heat is lowkey forgotten about | I forgot | 4 |
post | ebv7bs | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,585,638 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebv7bs/my_latest_gay_fantasy/ | self.confessions | null | Imagine plowing those enormous, greasy cheeks, thrusting in as yellow oils from the salami and gabagool sandwich he had for lunch seep out and work as lubricant as he moans and groans like a dying cow, the scent of mustard and dog farts filling the air. The fireman begins pumping batter into that massive mixing bowl, stirring up some Johnny Cakes. "That's right, work it out boy. Wooooo-ee! Ride-em cowboy!", he exclaims, slapping Vito's ass hard enough to send a gelatinous wave ripple all the way up to his tits, which are hanging like a sow's. He begins directly stabbing into Vito's eggplant sized prostate, and Vito's grunts transform into the desperate brays of a mule as he squirts his unimpressive load onto the ground. "Lap that up now, good doggy", Johnny says, gently pushing Vitos face into the mess, leaving his quivering elephant's ass exposed in the air. With a few more hard pumps Vito feels the fireman's hose spray down his dirty insides, but its not long before Johnny kneels down to taste his work. Felching and belching he finally comes up for air, cum hanging lazily from his thick, manicured mustache. | My latest gay fantasy | 0 |
post | ebv5j9 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,585,326 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebv5j9/i_hate_my_classmates/ | self.confessions | null | Not english, on phone, etc...
My classmates are absolutely terrible.
My class consists of 25 kids. Most of them are absolutely unbehaved, unmotivated, constantly on their phones and rude.
During the class, most of them never do their work and they mostly talk (discussing themes: insulting each other, insulting teachers, insulting nerds (and me) etc.) Or are on their phones.
Their comedy is absolutely fascinating. Funniest thing you can do is power slap your classmate on the back, throw something at him with full force or do stupid noises.
Thing i don't understand to this day is this thing they do. Example: one of them comes to me, sarcastically and loudly HELLO and when i answer anything, they start laughing at me like i am retarded. Like wtf.
They vape/jull/whatever during breaks.
When in pc lab, they never do their job and mostly play flash games.
Also only people i could consider as normal are always sick.
Luckily most of them will fail this year, so that is good i guess. | I hate my classmates | 0 |
post | ebv5j8 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,585,326 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebv5j8/i_hate_my_classmates/ | self.confessions | null | Not english, on phone, etc...
My classmates are absolutely terrible.
My class consists of 25 kids. Most of them are absolutely unbehaved, unmotivated, constantly on their phones and rude.
During the class, most of them never do their work and they mostly talk (discussing themes: insulting each other, insulting teachers, insulting nerds (and me) etc.) Or are on their phones.
Their comedy is absolutely fascinating. Funniest thing you can do is power slap your classmate on the back, throw something at him with full force or do stupid noises.
Thing i don't understand to this day is this thing they do. Example: one of them comes to me, sarcastically and loudly HELLO and when i answer anything, they start laughing at me like i am retarded. Like wtf.
They vape/jull/whatever during breaks.
When in pc lab, they never do their job and mostly play flash games.
Also only people i could consider as normal are always sick.
Luckily most of them will fail this year, so that is good i guess. | I hate my classmates | 0 |
post | ebuxl8 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,583,892 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebuxl8/i_wish_i_was_white/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | I wish I was white | 0 |
post | ebuw0e | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,583,581 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebuw0e/enjoy_showing_my_breasts/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Enjoy showing my breasts | 16 |
post | ebuvo4 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,583,523 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebuvo4/really_weird_confession/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Really weird confession | 1 |
post | ebupwl | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,582,419 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebupwl/i_am_a_drug_addict_everyone_would_hate_but_nobody/ | self.confessions | null | Even doctors don't notice and I'll show up on meth.. I basically take whatever is available but I'm mainly a heroin/ meth head. I don't like weed its way too strong for me and makes me feel like everyone can tell. I do all the worst drugs crack, meth, heroin And fetty (fentanyl).
Don't worry, its true what they say I hate myself to the core & wish I was dead. My life and fate was decided long ago when my mom started selling me her pain meds. I would take 100mg of perc at a time so I switched to heroin (heroin is supposed to be stronger but it doesn't feel stronger) I would have loved to go to college but my parents never even spoke to me about continuing my education.... Most addicts are using because they had a messed up childhood or are severely depressed. It is a disease please understand that we would give anything not to be who we are and use / hurt. We are sorry for the problems we cause others. Also ive not 1 time ever stole anything from anyone in fact i've had the chance thousands of timed, even had all of my friends bank account info and didn't take a penny without asking (he was paying for my new id card). | I am a drug addict, everyone would hate.. BUT nobody knows besides a few close friends..& they help me keep it a secret! | 1 |
post | ebul04 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,581,486 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebul04/america_a_nation_of_nlggers/ | self.confessions | null | [removed] | America, a Nation of NlGGERS!!!!! | 0 |
post | ebujvx | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,581,257 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebujvx/moviesshows_ive_never_watched/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Movies/shows I've never watched. | 0 |
post | ebufw1 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,580,511 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebufw1/i_luvvv_raide_shaedow_legndegsaz1111111111/ | self.confessions | null | # i luV speding monet on rape shawdowl🍆 legenfds raidpe shajwsow legendl s
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post | ebufoi | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,580,471 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebufoi/i_guilt_tripped_a_girl_for_sex_when_i_was_a_teen/ | self.confessions | null | Me (16) and my gf (18) at the time were in a ldr. I used to be very emotionally manipulative as a person, still am somewhat. We could meet up about once a year because of our distances. When we did meet up for the second time I flat out guilt tripped her to have sex with me, saying it'd be a waste if we didn't. At the time she consented, albeit uncomfortably. It wasn't very loving and I mostly did it to get myself off. She told me when we were done to never do that again and I realized I messed up. We broke up later, and I've felt disgusted and guilty about it periodically all throughout that time.
Me and her had gotten in touch again recently (4 years later) and she said she regretted it and felt like I coerced her into it and doesn't want to talk to me anymore. I apologized and agreed. I hate how disgusting I was, and I hate that she had to feel that way because of me. | I guilt tripped a girl for sex when I was a teen | 17 |
post | ebuf2t | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,580,361 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebuf2t/i_buy_my_sugar_baby_fake_jewellery/ | self.confessions | null | Found out about this place, created an account for this confession, feels nice to get this off my chest to be honest.
I'm very busy, and I'm doing well for myself in business. I'm around 35 YO.
I don't have time in my life right now for stable romantic connections, but from time to time some of the urge and need rises.
about 7-8 months ago i've went to lunch with an an investor and we wanted to dine in a rather "show-offish" kind of place, that I usually avoid due to its high profile and the people it attracts.
halfway through I notice this stunning girl & locked eyes with her. after we finished the meal I approached her and started a casual conversation & we clicked.
What I liked most was her honesty about wanting to date someone rich who would spoil her, hence why she preys at locations like this.
one thing led to another and I've arranged myself a pretty sweet deal. taking her out to dinners when I have time and giving her jewellery when i feel like it. which is once in like 7-9 days on AVG. and getting pretty much w/e I want, when ever I want with 0 drama.
Thing is, I believe jewellery is stupid. I don't mind eating with her at the finest places and what not, sure if the food is good enough i'm willing to pay what every they name.
But jewellery? diamonds? who gives a shit. its a controlled market with an idiotic product that I have 0 respect for. But she likes jewellery...
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Here's what i've done:
* ordered my assistant to skim websites like wish or any other place that sells fake glass jewellery & buy everything that looks good to her
* told her to get me empty boxes from well known stores
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every time I feel like enough time has passed, I visit her with a new jewellery / send a delivery to give her the jewellery to where ever she is ATM.
I've spent more money paying the delivery man than all of the jewellery combined. and even that wasn't a lot.
Since I have a lot of money and buying these \[what she think is actual\] jewellery won't make any difference to me, she doesn't suspect anything.
The only time I feel kinda of bad about it is when she posts to her instagram every time she gets something really expensive like the pair of 2CT diamond earrings worth 20K$ \[about 2-2.5$ in reality\] that she adores & I see 1000's of likes and comments about them and her, none the wiser... everyone literally assumes that just because I can afford it easily i'll be stupid enough to actually waste that amount of money. money that could be better used literally anywhere else.
That's about it. I can't tell my friends, one thing i've learned that people can't keep their mouth shut. even my best friend will probably tell his wife and then it's out there.. so instead I'm here. feels good. thank you for letting be get this off my chest. | I buy my sugar baby fake jewellery. | 13 |
post | ebu8xb | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,579,122 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebu8xb/the_age_of_consent_should_be_raised_for_autistic/ | self.confessions | null | [removed] | The Age Of Consent Should Be Raised For Autistic People | 0 |
post | ebu77x | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,578,811 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebu77x/i_didnt_sub_to_pewdiepie/ | self.confessions | null | Title says it all... | I didn't sub to PewDiePie... | 0 |
post | ebu5fu | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,578,487 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebu5fu/didnt_wipe_shih_on_my_ass/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Didn't wipe shih on my ass | 3 |
post | ebtwfn | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,576,807 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtwfn/smeared_a_child_with_dog_shit/ | self.confessions | null | I was 15 and in high school. It was an all boys school and there was always an element of 'Tom-foolery' to be dished out. There was this one guy who attracted a fair share more abuse than others, and I guess I saw him as an easy target maybe.
So one day in winter 2009 we finished school and were walking across the football field on our way home. People often walked their dogs there and to my dismay I realised I had just stood in a steaming pile of fresh doggo dirt. It wasn't of a friendly viscosity, it was sticky and rather pungent. Something came over me, my hormone riddled brain came up with the ingenious idea to do something totally out of character for me. As the afore mentioned boy slowly cycled past on his bike, I hung out my right foot and swiped in a downward motion a large streak on his trousers. The shit stuck, and he was suddenly caked in dog shit.
I ran off like a coward and was chased into the park where he continually demanded we fight. I tried talking him down and he went home. The next day in school he started a fight with me after math class (due to the building social pressure from everyone in school as this was huge news). A teacher broke it up and everyone explained what the fight was about. The teacher dragged me away and went absolutely ballistic at me, swearing, and calling me all kinds.
I think about this sort of thing when I'm wide awake at night with anxiety, and I wanted to get some kind of catharsis from my confession. He never forgave me, and we haven't spoken to this day.
I still feel awful, and have absolutely ZERO idea what came over me that fateful afternoon. | Smeared a child with dog shit | 2 |
post | ebtu3f | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,576,330 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtu3f/when_is_it_too_much/ | self.confessions | null | Throwaway, have you ever felt such intense feelings of sadness in rough times that you feel the need to end your life, just so you do not go through the same horrible routine every single day of your life whilst ur SO constantly plays with your emotions and makes you rethink your life? Because im very close to the edge of suicide and would really like to know, is there ever a good reason to kill yourself? | When is it too much? | 1 |
post | ebtn2e | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,574,906 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtn2e/i_throw_away_my_bullys_business_cards/ | self.confessions | null | He bullied me throughout high school. His friend and him would single me out every chance they got and I was only free from their torment when they graduated a year before me.
I recently had the unpleasant experience of having to work with him. He has a body shop business and would leave cards out on the counter (despite rules against it) and was so anal about their placement that he’d be fixing them when he wasn’t jerking around on his phone.
I left that job when the boss played favourites to his side. The last few handful of times I’ve gone into the store, I’ll occasionally take the stack of cards he leaves and I’ll toss them in the trash somewhere.
Tonight this employees friends saw and demanded the cards back, threatening to have me banned. I find it hilarious, since the DM of the store was strict on business cards being out on the counter, to the point that they’d be hid when he came to visit the store. Im going to call the cooperate offices to discuss it because there’s no reason I should be banned for taking business cards set out to be taken at will.
I finally have one up over this twat and it makes me smile | I throw away my bully’s business cards | 15 |
post | ebtlh5 | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,574,596 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtlh5/i_think_black_women_are_hideous/ | self.confessions | null | I have my preferences when it comes to race but I simply cannot stand the look of black women, they are the only race I don't wanna smash. Even if they were the last race on earth I would rather never get laid again. It feels wrong looking at them sexually, almost like sexualising a gorilla. Nothing turns me off more than a black woman, even famous ones that people lose their shit over like Nikki minaj or beyonce. Just gross. | I think black women are hideous | 0 |
post | ebtikp | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,574,005 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtikp/is_there_a_right_way_to_announce_that_youre_an/ | self.confessions | null | I try to be kind and respectful of other people’s beliefs even though I don’t agree with them. One of my best friends is a Christian and all he said to me when I told him I’m an atheist is that he was glad I valued and respected him enough as a person and friend to tell him personally. Believe what you want if it’s what helps you, I don’t care. It’s just, like, anyone who says things like “praying for you” or other faith/religious things like that, really annoy me. And it’s only because it’s just unbelievable to me. And if anything like that is directed towards me, I scoff because like, for me it’s, “don’t waste your time”. But if I say anything to counter it, I feel like I’d be being a dickhead. Like, because realistically, they haven’t done anything wrong to me. But it just gets on my nerves. Now, at work, I’ve had people who I’ve helped out with things say “bless you” or whatever, and I appreciate it because for me, it feels good to make someone’s day. But like, it still burns a little to hear it.
I feel like if I make a Facebook post about it, all my religious friends and family members will come after me and be all “Jesus is lord” and all that nonsense. Like, I definitely sound like an asshole right? I’m never going to tell someone they’re wrong unless they do something to really piss me off. Simply being of a different opinion isn’t enough to warrant that.
You know, unless you’re a rapist or pedophile. Then you need to fucking die.
But like, yeah. Is there a “right way” to go about making it known, or do I just shut up about it? Been bothering me for a while now so 🤷🏻♂️. | Is there a “right way” to announce that you’re an atheist? | 1 |
post | ebthuq | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,573,843 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebthuq/today_is_my_birthday_and_none_of_my_friends/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Today is my birthday and none of my friends remembered | 6 |
post | ebtc0k | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,572,596 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebtc0k/it_was_barely_a_10_tip/ | self.confessions | null | In my friend group, I’m one of two people who usually fronts the bill and then gets paid back, but it’s not like we argue for the bill. The other person usually picks up the bill, do all the calculations (tip%, divide by # people splitting, etc) and all that so if they don’t pick it up first, I’ll volunteer to front it.
The last time we all ate out together, the restaurant we went to seemed to be pretty popular in general, but especially on Friday nights, which was when we were there. With how packed it was, I thought the service we got was pretty decent; not over the top, but also not horrible. However, given that we didn’t really have jobs yet, we aren’t rich, so even if I thought the service was good, I’m not sure if everyone’s comfortable paying that tip amount so I’d rather have someone else do the calculations.
The other person who usually paid the bill seemed to be a bit tight on money, so I fronted the bill and as usual, they calculated the tip
but this time, I noticed the tip was barely 10%. I wanted to say something while we were at the restaurant, but I didn’t want to make a scene (especially with a long line of people outside waiting to be seated) so I waited until we were all in the car before saying anything.
I could have changed/written a bigger tip amount or maybe place a few more dollars on the table, but I didn’t. I like being fair, and here, I was being fair to my friends for paying the amount we all agreed on prior and not making the other person who usually pays look bad while we were almost leaving, but at the cost of the fairness of the people who serviced us and I’m not sure if it was worth it. | It was barely a 10% tip | 1 |
post | ebt5od | 2qq6g | confessions | false | 1,576,571,213 | https://old.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/ebt5od/who_iam_truly/ | self.confessions | null | [deleted] | Who Iam, Truly | 0 |