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So to be rich you have to be a sober celibate who buys and holds dividend stocks and index funds. How bad do you really want to be rich?
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It's funny because the only reason I want money is to afford hookers and blow. Kind of self-defeating now, according to... |
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Before I start, let me issue a disclaimer: I do not recommend doing what I did. 36x margin is no joke and will make you go broke. I got very lucky on a bone headed play and now I get to brag about it for internet points. Okay, story time:
It’s been a crazy week for me in... |
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The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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it's hilarious because targeting TSLA over subsidies is demonstrably bullshit. Yes there are concessions, no they do not total those beyond the other oil/auto mfgs. They also are only offered over time and after hitting milestones (job growth, etc.).
https://electrek.co/20... |
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This doesn't fit. The guy in the video makes the safe, high probability play but loses.
WSB would make the low probability play and lose.
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It's the confidence that he's right
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He was right.
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Yup. This is one of the key... |
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43% of RH users bought SNAP. Fastest way ever to burn retail.
http://fortune.com/2017/03/03/snap-stock-snapchat-ipo-uber-bubble/
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43% of users *who traded on Thursday* bought SNAP, not 43% of all RH users
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His version was funnier
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So you’re unemployed betting on options?
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Employed full time but still autistic.
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I read that as "employed but still full time autistic"
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Someone's autistic
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>~~Someone’s~~ Everyone’s autistic
FTFY
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1 - You have a gambling problem
2 - This is amazing
3 - Good luck
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Donald Trump gets loaned 2 million and ends up a billionaire and president of the United States. OP inherits 2 million and is down to one last YOLO on Reddit.
Maybe OP shoulda just put ... |
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SODA puts. NVDA calls. Can you guess what expiration?
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Faggot's ^^Delight?
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Newbie here, what does faggot mean in relations to options/investing.
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Are you seriously too lazy to check investopedia yourself?
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position w... |
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yes
your best move is to flee the country tbh
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But see my friend’s issue is that the money wasn’t officially given to him with the purpose of being invested. It’s technically a gift and then becomes my friend’s money once he gets it. So isn’t it really just... |
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There's been a 0.97 correlation over the past 20 twenty days.
Edit: [Good article on the matter from The WSJ](http://www.wsj.com/articles/oil-stocks-dance-the-bear-market-tango-1453722783)
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how to read WSJ without subscription? gotta save up for more yolos... |
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Oh man... I hope people aren't really that retarded
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After years of customer service experience; you learn that the bottom is much deeper than what you could ever possibly have thought.
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The bottom of people or the bottom of SQ stock price?
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why tho
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Trump fucked up. Again.
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If anything ends this bull market in the near future, it would be Trump and whatever his newest gaffe that finally gets him impeached.
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Why would that stop the bull? American capitalism wil... |
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Awesome Job. Now I need you to double that money by summer.
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It should quadruple MU can maintain a 10 PE
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Hey man, Why are you not cashing in you July/Jan calls, are you thinking it's gona keep going up ? If so how high do you think it'l... |
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CD far too risky.
Better put it under your mattress so it’s always close to your heart
Edit: holy shit guys, 8 upvotes. THANK YOU!!!
Basically a fucking gold
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Still too risky. Better to spend $7000 on an 800 lb fire proof safe. Sure you dont make anythi... |
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Go to his post history. He is a 23 y.o door-to-door salesman. Good lord.
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I didn't know they still existed
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Edward Jones's primary sales vehicle is having new advisors go door to door and asking random people if they can manage their mone... |
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diversification is a great thing you know
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I don't enjoy investing I enjoy gambling
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Did you invest your entire portfolio and savings in AMD? and at what entry price?
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I invested my whole gambling budget into AMD. I have my... |
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Week went badly for the markets, economic doom and gloom across all financial media, and all I want to do is get home. I get home and there’s a lasagna in the oven, caesar salad on the table, beer is in the fridge, bank sent me an email saying I don’t have to make a truck pa... |
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I DON'T KNOW BUT MY CALLS ARE UP 84% SINCE FRIDAY. IM HARD AF FOR BEZOS.
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You are doing it wrong, you should be up -84%
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Don't glorify losses, dumbass
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You must be new around here.
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He is definitely n... |
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What exactly did he mean by "small company" it's in the S&P.
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Most people don't know the company that means its small
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Most people don't know Berkshire Hathaway either
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That's a small company too then. Probably run by... |
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I dont hink he actually defrauded the people, but I think the jury is going to throw him away based on how the media painted him as the face for healthcare profiteering. If you listen to him you understand how the healthcare R&D cycle works and how increasing the price ... |
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Judging by your title I don't think you understand phrasing.
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What do you mean?
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It sounds like you had 4k, and now only have $300. Perhaps you meant "made a $300 profit" or "turned 4k into 4.3k"
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Yes that is correct. I gue... |
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Charged: $55,000
Square Swipe Fees: $1,925.45 (3.5%)
Available Balance: $53,074.55
Well for starters you're gonna have to make the swipe fee back, which is easy.
AMZN earnings is projected to be October 24th.
Shit usually runs up before earnings, and the big moves don't... |
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also dont have to pay taxes if you bought RAD
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Not. Yet.
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I am the FTC.
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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Not from r/investing
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If any Fed chair was responsible for the subprime crisis it was Greenspan, not Bernanke
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Bernanke kept rates too low for too long. Some people claim Bernanke was the only person to keep the economy from total collapse and I want to punch them. Fed waiting wa... |
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Elon hates Mark LOL
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Yeah cause Mark is essentially a less "cool", more successful version of Elon
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'Successful' isn't really something to be measured by money for these guys. At this point FB has no mission statement other than to make m... |
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Better than ANYONE? Like who the fuck EVER claims that other than elementary school kids?
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A historically criminal narcissist who used half a country’s anger at a black man being President to line his pockets using our tax dollars due to Russian influenc... |
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this motherfucker
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You probably voted for him, didn't you?
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I'm european so no. But I would have if I were in the US.
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Please stay, we have enough retards
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Don't worry, I'm almost done with the process of... |
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It is embarrassing how much money I put into RH every paycheck and how little I save..
EDIT: Did the math... 26%+ of my take home pay is deposited into RH LOL Only 4% gross is put away into retirement savings.
EDIT 2: Lolll getting roasted! To clarify: No debts aside fro... |
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Short Hinduism?
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No. It's a well diversified ETF with lots of gods
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...There is like 10,000 different ones.
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3,000,000 to be precuse
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Actually 33,000,000 to be more precise[1]. It's VTI of all religions.
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Bought an s9 on Friday and the chick at tmobile told me no one bought iPhones this year. She said like half of iPhone users switched straight up to lg or Samsung because they weren't gonna pay 1100 for a phone.
Still not shorting aapl because I'm not retarded, but inter... |
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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God damn... he got fucking rekt.
You have to wonder if he didn't stream, act smug, talk about stealing fucking Hillary Clinton's DNA or whatever I bet he gets off a quarter of that time.
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don't fuck with a judge, but people need to suck it up about trolling... |
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Free entertainment:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/6mmzan/dow_falls_100_points_after_release_of_trump_jr/
The dow dropping 100 points means "the money is scared" but somehow the rebound means nothing...
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r/politics understands markets about as ... |
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The whole argument chain is pretty funny
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It's got a little of everything. Some racism, some cross-generational insults, some good old fashioned fighting.
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My favorite was probably the (apparently unfounded) claim that /u/datsumgai was Fili... |
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I don't understand why the market even cares about Trump shenanigans anymore. he's never gonna do anything
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Using NK to distract the public from the intensifying Russia investigation. It's working brilliantly, people are actually buying this NK bs. Sell pu... |
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Nice, picks?
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TSLA and inverse miners ETF
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>TSLA
Need money to make money I suppose
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Can't afford a share?
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I can't afford enough shares to make any real gains, faggot.
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I hate this guy. Such a i-know-all type
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I’ll one up you. Go to the replies on his tweets. Those guys are even worse. A bunch of Taleb wannabes and dick-riders
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Why does every post get gilded nowadays
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Lol nigga got cucked by inflation. He lost 12%. HE LOST 12% OF HIS GAINS YOU FUCKING AUTISTS. JESUS CHRIST.
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Wtf you talking about
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He didnt outpace inflation. This is econ 101. He gained dollars but lost value. Should have invested in MU i... |
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lol middle class thinks corporations are gonna raise their wages
nah bruh, stock buybacks inc
LONG $SPY
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stock buy back are for sure coming but I think companies will also add more jobs with the tax savings.
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What the fuck would make them... |
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Not gonna lie memes and all in Tumblr is terrible, but the porn there is a fucking gold mine. It's like Youtube when they started demonetizing edgy and adult content and it's started getting boring as shit compared to the 2011-2016 era.
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In their defense th... |
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I know someone that was not at work that day at Cantor Fitzgerald.He lives with tremendous guilt.
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My uncle missed his train During the London bombings in 2005.
He said he had never been late for a single day at work at that job. Apart from that one time.
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Musk got lucky with Pay Pal that's it. I actually heard Musk and Dr. Hawkin used in the same sentence; I spit my drink out what an insult. Musk is just a con man. His cars are cool, but he is far from the god you fucks make him out to be.
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Give me your mom's number. I need it for research.
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212-479-7990
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You think this the first time I've been given the rejectionline number?
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It won't be the last either.
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I'm long AMZN calls (picked a bad expiration) $1,400 at 12/28. [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a8n2bv/amazon\_100k\_weekly\_calls\_yolo\_5th\_day\_in\_a\_row/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/a8n2bv/amazon_100k_weekly_calls_yolo_5th_day_in... |
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Can someone remind me why we like this guy?
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Because he makes it immediately clear who the msm listening idiots are, because they keep asking stupid questions like "why do we like this guy" when some actual DD would tell you the media just made this guy a vi... |
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Yo what the fuck
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you are famous now
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do not want
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Faggot
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Get rekt baby boomers
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Can I buy puts on baby boomers?
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Ya, you can buy life insurance on your parents.
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Yeah but that’s not triple leveraged
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Hes only down 25k. The options can still swing but friday was a great day for everyone. How could robinhood loan you 60k. Wtf?
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On a fucking trial. Like, yo wtf, you are attracting the young retards of the world, its your fucking mission statement. Then you ... |
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You mean socialism ISN'T sustainable? wtf
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Tbf Venezuela is a lot closer to a dictatorship than a socialist state.
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That's because "true" socialism/communism can't exist, it's a spherical cows in a vacuum concept when applied to a world popu... |
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Fuckin dumbasses on here man.
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I mean technically he is up. Also he has more than enough to cover the margin according to his other posts. He is just looking for attention
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Just setting up a possible train wreck if it doesn't go my way, is... |
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I wanna cum on his wife’s tits
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Pics?
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[enjoy](https://www.google.com/search?q=mnuchin+and+wife&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=niv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiq5qbNpMPfAhXCIDQIHUORAYgQ_AUoAnoECA0QAg&biw... |
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This company has 3,000 employees lol
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That can't be right. Are they interns?
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They do have interns. They pay well too. Had two friends who interned last summer doing software engineering making $55/hr
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$55/hr internship? I'... |
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You are either shit posting at work or wasted 15k buying the terminal license.
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demo accounts exist, or this guy is a student at some school
also, it's a subscription, and it's 25k/year for single-user, cheaper if you buy bulk
also, it's not a waste
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Trump is like one of those WSB users who accidentally got rich except somehow more autistic
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Yolo'd on some republican primary calls.
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"I'm going YOLO and shorting rust belt blue collars" -Clinton probably
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If the Clinton c... |
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So it's either going up or down...
Thanks for the red alert brother
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Just make sure to place your positions accordingly. Either calls or puts would be best.
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Any chance things will go sideways?
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Maybe temporarily.. then it’... |
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Define nasty bug now before 9:30am
#TIME TO EAT ROCH OR GRASSHOPPER OR BOTH (for brownie points). You're not allowed to season, add ingredients, cook it, etc. It can be dead (alive would be cool)
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Ants, grasshopper, roach.
aka - something not too big / e... |
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WTF happened? It dropped because of that BS downgrade?
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Why is the downgrade BS?
The fact that Elon thinks building cars in a tent, and working 24/7 to try to build 5k cars makes it a real car company, is likely why it tanked. Sounds like a clusterfuck to m... |
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We are approaching a meme stock singularity
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Thanks for the rescue boys!
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deserves its own post imo
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> Thanks for the rescue boys!
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Social media apps are being phased out, its all about having an electric car company that cant deliver you a car for 3-4 years but is lunching models into space
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If you lived in space you would have your car.
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Lets be honest, buffet would win everytime. Tesla small change.
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Musk has done more for me than Buffett has done for himself. He gave me hope that we will indeed travel the stars again. Buffett, what, made numbers have more commas?
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As if any of us could afford a car like that, let alone just the license plate.
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I pinched a P85 from my TSLA gainshole, but it's a plebe non-AP so I might as well have just bought a Prius or *shudder* a volt.
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That's why I started inves... |
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>F.S. Comeau, a Montreal-area 30-something, recently hung up his WallStreetBets mouse after a stretch that landed him in the doctor’s office. “I lost well over $150,000 on oil from 2014 to 2015,” said Comeau, who says he made most of his money back trading options on Appl... |
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WeWork has 15000 employees, so 20% is 3000. That is a lot of fucking tequila, all being bankrolled by the company using debt.
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lol in the WSJ article it said they go through crates of $120/bottle don julio on every executive retreat. the guy rly likes tequil... |
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$7000 lesson learned. You won’t learn shit from your successful trades. Remember that. Learn from this and move on.
Fucking idiot.
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I think I'm just gonna stick to stocks going forward. At least there is the option to bag hold with the hopes of getting... |
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So who am I supposed to vote for? The Democrat whose gonna blast me in the ass or the Republican who is already blasting me in the ass
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Libertarian party. They hate tariffs.
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yeah lemme vote for the morons that think the market can solve all... |
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My 1 mil life insurance policy is my hedge.
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Could take a loan out on that and go for one last try at some yacht money.
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Would you do that before or after pawning the wedding rings ? Asking for a friend.
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Fuckin dumbasses on here man.
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I mean technically he is up. Also he has more than enough to cover the margin according to his other posts. He is just looking for attention
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Just setting up a possible train wreck if it doesn't go my way, is... |
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Visit this sub Reddit and call random people dicks and fags
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Dick
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Fag
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Cunt
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whoa
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All love here brotha just going with the thread lol
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They obviously rolled this out early to try an make everyone forget their options fuckup on wednesday.
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What happened on wed? System "down" or?
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I had 23000% gains realized. For 1 day. Some people realized their gains and bought securit... |
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Assuming $10 per robinhood account we now have a market cap of $2 mil
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What about users with -$1000?
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It means we amount to 2 billion dollars in loses, seems more accurate.
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We're the TSLA of reddit
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Rip. Fucking normies celebrating
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No man you dont understand! Prescription drugs should be given away for free! Welcome to starbucks can I take your order?
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Dude was just found guilty of fraud and people are still supporting him smh
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Bitconnnecct
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WASU WASU WASUUUUUUUP
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Hey hey heyyyyy
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Whhhhaaaaaatttt???!!!
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i loooooove.... bitconnneeeeeect
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i see you like to buy depreciating assets...
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Life is a depreciating asset, bud.
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Love this
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Ya, it’s called living life. What’s the point of making money and never spending it?
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My island isn't depreciat... |
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I saw this post. The suggestion from that thread was to buy CD with 2% annual interest
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Well honestly why not? The stock market is volatile as a motherfucker right now, may not be $20 grand in 2020.
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With inflation, they're still going to l... |
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Not worth it. It will take a long time to dump. Find better plays.
Source: I tried shorting at $80, and $90
## Speaker_0: ##
How about today’s action? Everything was up except SBUX.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Doesn’t mean anything.
## Speaker_0: ##
I like the fact that you... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
'Large position'. Bro its average sized at best
## Speaker_1: ##
It’s above average 7 figs
## Speaker_0: ##
Just under 6 figs. Got it.
## Speaker_2: ##
Tell her your position in centofigs like they do in Europe
## Speaker_3: ##
9 centofigs
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not bad ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
/r/me_irl no longer has reddit's biggest bamboozle
## Speaker_1: ##
What was that? Link?
## Speaker_2: ##
Some guy on /r/me_irl, inspired by a post on /r/uwaterloo, told everyone that he would tattoo ~~a comment~~ the highest post from the next day on his ass if his post g... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve worked there over 5 years. It was alright, you can move up quick for better pay if you apply yourself. I recently put in my two weeks. I found a much better job and I’m so much happier! Friday is my last day at shitty Amazon. Later, assholes!!
## Speaker_1: ##
later br... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Reply with a 5k handling/legal fees.
## Speaker_1: ##
I overpaid a 401k loan once and when they refunded me the overpayment someone transposed a number and they paid me like $39 too much. Then they froze my account and demanded I repay the $39 with a bank check. I got ann... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
ha this is a legit concern to me. i dont know his history with women and if hes like some typical nerd. dude was focused on space and fixing the world and now he's like some instagram lovey shit
## Speaker_1: ##
Last couple girls of his were super models... One of his doc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not having to work to live would be nice.
## Speaker_1: ##
So support socialism, since labor is nearly worthless in the market now anyways we might as well have a basic income and housing for free, ect.
## Speaker_2: ##
“For free”
Are you building everyone a house for fr... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buy a new toaster. My previous one was a Chinese piece of s***. It didn't work.
Hopefully not regret buying more Baba calls today.
Continue to bag hold avgo and mu calls.
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought you were going to take a bath with your new toaster and I was gonna say “n... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Immediately convert it into something of tangible value (gold coins, whatever), and park that shit at your parent's house or bury it in your backyard. No way in hell I ever give 1/2 my shit away to a chick.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is actually illegal and they can seize th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
But why
## Speaker_1: ##
He hates money
## Walls1337bot: ##
No he LOVES money.
## Speaker_2: ##
He might be on to something. My mother has absolutely no experience with tech and she owns something like 600 common shares of FIT. She says its because if everyone had one no ... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So let me get this straight.
He hates government-(anarchy part) and thinks government shouldn’t exist.
But then wants big government that takes away wealth to give wealth to others so there is no rich or poor(communism part)
But then wants to be rich.
Oh how I weep for the ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Careful dude, shits swinging like harambe's cock right now and with the mediokre jobs report no idea how the market will react
## Speaker_1: ##
You mean the amazing jobs report, that continues to give evidence that we are at full fucking employment?
https://np.reddit.com/r... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Market rally is lasting an awfully longer time than usual....and higher too..
## Speaker_1: ##
there is zero chance with this rally that Trump is gonna cave to a shitty deal.
## Speaker_2: ##
He wouldn't know what a good deal looks like in the first place. He doesn't know ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have two amzn 2020 leaps. Screw that guy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
what strikee
## Speaker_0: ##
Strike price of 2020 expiring in a few months (October I think). Only ones I could afford.
## Speaker_1: ##
Thats not a leap you dip shit
## Walls1337bot: ##
LMAO
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## Walls1337bot: ##
If someone can't afford gas they can't afford a Tesla.. so I would forget about that argument.
If you're serious about having a diversified portfolio I would buy some ETFs like SPY or QQQ. Of the 4 stocks you mentioned 2 are weed stocks and 2 are tech.. you need more ind... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Because they're a bank. People use banks. People also use soundcloud. People spend money on soundcloud. People make money on soundcloud. People keep their money in banks.
## Speaker_0: ##
suck my dick?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wow, at least other people are somewhat creative... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol. Tesla won't even be a company in 7 years.
## Speaker_1: ##
Well they will, but not in the car business. Some big car company will buy the auto business for pennies and tell musk to pound sand in his Nevada gigafactory
## Speaker_0: ##
Lol. The telsa factory is terri... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
## Speaker_1: ##
that's 1980s shit, all the Wall Street guys are on adderall and modafanil now
## Speaker_2: ##
Are they really? That shit will only destroy a person's brain over time.
## Speaker_3: ##
Multiple... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Does this mean $tsla to the moon? Or it means buy more puts because teslaq has more bs bag of $1m lawsuits lined up?
## Speaker_1: ##
To the moon. Gotta realize the only advertising they do is word of mouth. With this model, the more cars they have out there(as long as peop... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"I only made that money by being frugal. No I can't pay for dinner."
## Speaker_1: ##
"How about you pay for dinner, and tomorrow I'll pay for a diamond necklace to match the sparkle in your eyes"
Bam.
Free dinner.
## Walls1337bot: ##
lol.
"gotcha bitch!" as you stuff l... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Enron, fucking Enron? ��
## Speaker_1: ##
you never know in hindsight...amzn could be the next enron and they've been hiding losses in aws and the treasure truck department
## Speaker_0: ##
Amazon is a real company though, Enron was nothing, it was just one big lie after ... |
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