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That girl needs to take her damn shoes off upon entering the house, and especially on the bed.
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I never understood why black dudes wear timberlands in pornos. Is there a not racist way to ask if there's a reason they do it?
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Lisa if your reading this pls make stock go up
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Pretty please???
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lisa pls
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Please respond
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Don't ignore me you rancid swine
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Bezos, easily. He is perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
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im getting.. flashes of green...
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i dont feel so good
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...Mr Shkreli, I'm sorry..
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No I think he's Peter. I mean take a look at that bo... |
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Holy shit lmao they turned bear markets into a real thing
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Bears literally in the atmosphere while bulls are road kill.
What a time to be alive.
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Is this the ling awaited: FAPPENING? edit:flappening.
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RIP to a fallen soldier
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Goodbye.
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Very few people will understand that joke
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And I always catch this shit a day late. It's always some dude making off with 3000% gains and I'm still sitting here with my thumb up my ass looking like Elmer Fudd getting tricked by Bugs in drag.
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My question is how they know, because no one is sitting ar... |
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Can RobinHood remain solvent for as long as these guys are irrational ?
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One day they will just shut down and this place will be flooded with fags whinnying about $300.
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Whinnying? How did you graduate high school?
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More ... |
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Why...
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It's because, we're awesome! All of us here, here and right now, are awesome. Feels good man.
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i feel like a faggot
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You are a faggot
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It’s 2018 we’re all faggots
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WSB has become... |
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Value investing is dead long live speculation
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Mu "muh pe" fags like you have no idea how accounting works.
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*stock goes up 10%*
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Earnings down 10%
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We are approved to launch nukes from space with the military.
Stocks up 50%
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You dont even need nukes in space, just throw a giant javelin down from orbit and the kinetic power is eno... |
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I remember Uber gave me 50% off all rides for about 3 weeks after a month of using a modest amount of rides and I was thinking there’s no way this promo is feasible. The quarter closed shortly after and they had posted record losses.
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I get that 50% off, + l... |
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Trump would never use emojis.
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Someone should show him how
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I think as a boomer he is more willing to use CAPITAL LETTERS TO EXCLAIM THINGS more so than emojis.
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#CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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I'm doing the same thing I was before. Buying when I can. There's no alternative for yuppies to get their dopamine fix. Kylie and Rhianna shut snap chat down, and Twitter is for journalists and umpa lumpas. They'll be at $200 before you know it.
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who
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#LET THIS ASSHOLE BACK IN HERE???
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are you fucking retarded?
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Maybe... elaborate?
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There was a sticky for about a week or so as a Christmas "who do we unban?" gift. Naturally he was selected.
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just exercise the options and hold shares until price goes back up. why you buy calls if you don’t want the shares? ��
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could this be a way to limit downside risk of call options?
buy a 35 call but still exercise even if it's like 33 and that way you st... |
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Shorting the housing market.
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good luck with all that. Am a developer on east coast and am seeing more construction this year than I have in the last five years combined
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Gonna suck when they all get foreclosed
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Property va... |
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I'm confused. I see Tony stark on the right, but why is there a piece of dog shit on the left?
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No balls, you won’t say that and link this pic on r/teslamotors.
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Lots of market participants that haven't seen a market correction or bear market, it will be interesting for sure. A whole new generation will learn that there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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We haven't even seen a 20% pullback in 10 years. This is unprece... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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I feel like you won't get a lot of responses just because most women probably don't want to advertise that fact here.
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yeah, and the other comments here indicate why
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as I can finally see jeez
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i stay gender neutral so pe... |
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Can someone eli5? So you made 4.2 k from an $800 account?
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When you make money off of your investments, your account goes up. It seems like, this is where things get tricky, he made 4.2k in profits which linearly corresponds to a 4.2k increase in his account... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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that depends on the price of AMZN on the vesting date. Anyone who was working 3 years ago is rolling in it.
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It doesn't seem like a good deal to me. Too bad they didn't just increase wages and... |
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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Check out his post yesterday.
[Making a Living on Day Trading Ford](... |
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Student life is a lot better than <25k life.
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I’m a student and make more than 25k easily. I don’t know how it’s possible to make less when you aren’t a student.
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Where the fuck are you making $25k a year at 18-22 years old bc im broke a... |
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WEED up 30%.
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Most pot stocks were up today.
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Because of Weed...
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Because Walz won in Minnesota. That's another fairly major state likely legalizing, and the first in the Midwest.
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No, because the Corona ... |
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trump also threaten to lock up hilary.
the man talks a lot of shit. ill believe it when the paperwork gets signed.
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Agreed, buy the dip
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I don't think they will be any dip. The Market won't give a fuck.
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The market didn'... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Why? People are now more easily able to invest in the free market.
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because by making it more accessible, this sub has become flo... |
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All in MU doesn't seem like a bad prospect as time goes on. I really do think it'll be some crazy underdog stock like how NVDA went from 30s to 200 in a year. At which point I'd kill myself for not going all in when I first discovered MU at like the $20s range.
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I hope you make it, can you explain why you think WMT is under-valued? Because I have a hard time assigning a price over $80 to WMT
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Sure they made half a fucking trillion dollars last year and they own part of JD (china exposure) and they own most of FlipKa... |
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2.4 million before fed and state tax.
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Yeah, that's gonna hurt. There are worse problems to have, though.
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I'm not sure why nobody has mentioned this yet, but SPX options are index options and under the 60-40 rule. I don't have etrade, but y... |
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its actually a legit thought.
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yep, for example, many city buses have blue lights because they believe it calms the riders and helps minimize aggressive acts
sounds like a bunch of horse shit but they're making the switch
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Long blue LEDs
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Had a post ready to update my race post from last week but fuck it I'll just do it here:
This past week we saw JD rocket to 48 before quickly falling back and closing in the high 46s today. Remains in the lead at close today, at good odds to repeat as $50 champion. It has h... |
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i been playing with kbio lately. it stays like at the same price. bid alwasy 3.35-3.60 ask always 3.80 - 4.10
i got 400 shares at 3.57 and sold for 3.85. as a sample run.
i might pick up 1k shares at 3.35 if i can get them and try to sell for 4. the spread is always 30 ... |
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lmao. China is not gonna be happy about this
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It sure would suck being an American CFO in China right about now.
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Most companies with half a brain have already recalled their important personnel. There were alerts for corporate officers and... |
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I wonder how many Trump fans this will trigger? Seems like every thread making fun of Trump has at least a dozen Trump fans highly triggered.
We shall see boys. Lets keep count.
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Why would this trigger Trump supporters when it’s the chinaman who’s the midg... |
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Man bought a ticket. Showed up early. Boarded. Was polite to everyone. United overbooks and needs 4 spots given up so some emloyees flying stand-by can be on the flight. Computer randomly selects man to give up seat and he refuses. They had offered everyone $800 credit and ... |
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Overall if this is real, I would say it isn't necessarily a bad investment, Aurora is a Canadian cannabis company and with the recreational legalization likely to occur sometime this late summer, many believe the stocks of these companies with have a solid increase. I bought... |
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Looks like the veins on your dick
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How would you know what OP's dick looks like?
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Obviously, from sucking it
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But how can he see inside his mouth?
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Adding the tough questions I see
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Lmao! Do you have money left for fire decals? They make your car go faster
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I will add that after /u/xbonerdetective refunds us
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Oh my god did you sell?
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Yeah. He's planning on buying back when the price goes up.
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semi truck unveil will be good in 1 month, just wait
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The first semi truck technology is going to be a bunch of smart-trucks following an actual driver (like a train, but with trucks on the road).
Source: Heard it from some random guy at my career fair who ... |
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wow so much good info. ima randomly long something.
• Thurs Mar 23 – ECB publishes economic bulletin. 5amET.
ECB CALLS AT OPEN
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> ima randomly long something.
Me 2 fam, but this time imma get out at 30% gain in my naked options.
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naked... |
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Wait .... You lost 70% of your account?
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No, that’s the total loss on this trade
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Sorry for that, what's your style of trading?
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Swing trading. I got busy at work on Friday and didn’t get to sell these.. Rip
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Tell them they are lying, the rule is $100 to an individual per year by the Firm. Unless someone at TD has given you up to $100 already in gifts, they owe you a fidget spinner
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That rule wouldn't even apply to him if this is just his individual account, but ... |
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Someone do one for personal finance
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Might do this one if no one else does it. Give me some ideas of things to add.
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Ally bank
$30k of credit card debt
A big red "No stocks" sign
20 year emergency fund
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Hi reddit, im a 2... |
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I know a gay person that works at chik fil a. I know gay people who eat at chik fil a. I've had my order taken by chik fil a worker that is 100% gay. And honestly they have the greatest customer service ever. 99% of the time across various chick fil a I have been, they alway... |
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China is panicking, Trump is acting like it isn't a big deal. It's negotiating, art of the deal type stuff, this makes it seem like he's got the upper hand. That or he legit forgot, dude is all over the place.
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He was talking about invading Venezuela. I wis... |
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TikTok?
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Maybe I'll be widow maker....
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I'm already Widow Maker...
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Nerf Bastion
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"Why do good girls like bad guys?" I've had this question for a really long time
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Seen that dude post. Can confirm that he is indeed a faggot.
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What did he say?
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Faggy stuff along the lines of:
"Carlos balls hard"
And
"I like thick dick in my asshole"
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Ok but where was the gay stuff
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I've been long this shit for like over a year
A rock solid return so far of -1.8%
im tired of your wise sayings and bullshit, Warren, how about we see some green
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Warren under preforms In bull markets but over performs in recessions
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is anyone nervous for tomorrow?
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Only worried about capital gains next year!
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Capital gains? That's why you Yolo in ROTHs dude
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The fuck you think we are 50? No one has the YOLO money in roth unless they got lucky and hi... |
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Omg, trade wars ARE easy to win
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Mr. Trump, no, President Trump, I cant handle this much winning. Reddit told me it was okay that I have a trade deficit with the grocery store.
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So many people anti-Trump to the point that they convince them... |
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What kind of next level autism enables you to see the resemblance.
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Doc says i AM the spectrum
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only coincidence I see are the Simpson, Robinhood and you are all retarded. Get a real broker you poor piece of shit.
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Whats w... |
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this meme made me realize that i follow all the autistic versions of real people subs.
am i autistic?
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What other autistic subs?
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r/weekendgunit
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i got b& from there today for linking to this sub (as well as crt), al... |
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Doesn't understand how rate of return is calculated and still makes more money than most of this sub lmao
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All you have to do is buy random big tech company, AAPL, GOOG, AMZN, FB, etc, and wait.
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Until they collapse
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Hard j... |
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I always get a iffy feeling from investments not tied to a productive asset.
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Basically how I feel about precious metals as well. Everybody is like, "Gold will always be worth something." But why? It's just a rock.
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Over 2,000 years o... |
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stop making faggy rocket posts you keep jinxing it you fucking faggots
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No.
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we alrdy lost 3% because of your bullshit
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If you seriously think that a post on here is going to swing over 100mil short shares like yesterday, y... |
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You may as well just post ��
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wtf is this black magic
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no it's options
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I haven't called Fidelity to activate options. This is all long bull magic.
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Petition for mods to suck this man's dick to reveal h... |
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Can someone eli5 this for me?
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Trump has backed out of a non binding agreement that would show the world and Congress that he wants to move towards green energy and reduce pollution. The main reason he wants to do it is because he thinks that it, a non-bind... |
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Every day for the last 6 months. "it's a bubble."
Bubble bursts "OH THE HUMANITY!!"
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Bitconnect wasn't a bubble, it was a ponzi.
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Bitconnect wasn't a ponzi, it was a reverse investment system.
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Bitconnect wasn't a reverse i... |
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RIP /r/wallstreetbets Martin Shkelei is no longer your savior.
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I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
* [/r/bestof] [/r/wallstreetbets user tells everyone how cool he is by smoking vaping chronic weed](... |
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I don't understand the auto mod.
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us economy too stronk
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too strong, meaning interest rates rise more likely? markets seem to be ok with it now
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Nah, Fed won't raise interest rates unless we're looking towards inflation. Despite the good employment numbers, wages aren't goi... |
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Long $TSLA
Short $FB
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Millenials are desperate to pay off their student loans and don't remember who Journey is. Long $FB short $TSLA
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I’m a millennial that loves journey
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A millennial who loves Journey.
Short $TSLA.
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What did he do ?
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Raise aids drug price
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Daraprim is primarily used for toxoplasmosis not aids, he got the right to raise the price because of the FDA orphan drug program. This is kind of a hate the game not the player situation. I've ... |
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guy just posted that he lost 50% of his 72k profile just now. But he said he is taking a break.
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I just saw that post after making this one. Should we recruit him?
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u/jyz002, what do you say?
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I was going to yolo hmny, so ... |
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I'm a girl. I just wasn't sure if I was welcome cause you know. Titties.
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Make her flair "Trader with Titties"
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Was it the alliteration that offended you?
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Is this guy a troll or a legitmate retard? I honestly can't tell.
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A troll. Nobody is this dumb
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His MLP fan fiction is good tho
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What is MLP fanfiction?
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Why don't mods just ban you now?
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I don't know, really
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i would wait until the vote goes through, it will drop a bit after that.
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Ya, perhaps a bit, but I think that's pretty priced in by now
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where do you t... |
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You better fuckin pray to lord n savior Elon that they hit the model X projections, or lube up.
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I have faith in him in general. Have no opinions on the upcoming ish but in general I see Tesla growing at a large scale and Elon in general just fucking shit u... |
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Thanks trump
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Am I an idiot for buying stocks at the top of the longest bull run? Nah I’ll just blame trump.
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Time in the market always beats timing the market
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Unforunately, unless there is a major policy change from the Fed and barring any unknown unknowns, I believe this is the new normal. Rising interest rates have pulled patient money out of the market, which I believe acted as a sort of put on the market as a whole. It filtere... |
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Unscrupulous pump & dumpers have taken advantage of recent wallstreetbets notoriety by buying ads on the /r/wallstreetbets page for their mailing list. While ads are important to keep reddit running, it may be best to enable AdBlock until reddit admins can properly moder... |
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At the time, his loss was about 2 million dollars at today’s worth
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Sir Isaac Martymoho Newton
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Seriously, is he alive? Hasn't posted in a month or two now.
https://reddit.com/user/martymoho/
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Who is this
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Overvalued in it's current state, undervalued long term.
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would u say it's undervalued long term due to hype? or market cap? i just can't figure out how it's undervalued by market cap.
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I think that Tesla has the potential and drive to beco... |
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Liberals are retarded
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liberals arent allowed to like guns?
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I wish they did actually like guns. Instead they push for every possible gun ban.
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Maybe they're just tired of seeing schools, colleges, and malls shot up.... |
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Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
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Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA ... |
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Step 1: Change shitty biotech ticker name to RIOT and pivot to "blockchain"
Step 2: Invest 3 million dollars into Coinsquare for a 10.9% stake in a completely irrelevant company
Step 3: Watch stock valuation skyrocket 850% in 3 months to 35$ a share / 300 million dolla... |
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Lmao is T_D invading wsb?
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Were you not here in 2016? Donald Trump was HUGE here. Until, of course, bad policies started having a negative impact on markets
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people here loved the promises he made early on, but hopefully they're realizing ... |
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Anyone fill me in why RAD is so popular here?
## Speaker_1: ##
might get bought by walgreens at 6.50 a share
## Speaker_2: ##
Why is the price speculated to be $6.50 a share?
## Speaker_3: ##
The Walgreens offer is $7/share if 1,000 stores or less are required to be sold ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
If you think like this without knowing the underlying cause of the changes in price, you shouldn't be trading real money yet
## Speaker_0: ##
I mean, you can pay for a class, or you can pay to learn this way.
I learned what a "long squeeze" was and how it works in a ver... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
No the loan has no collateral and yes I'm on the spectrum. Been doing straight stocks for over a year now and just started with options when all us Robinhood fags got access two months ago. Mostly swing trades but long AMD, MU, and SPY and short TSLA, SBUX, and GE.
Long AME... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Money isn't worth it. You got 660k somehow, you can get it again.
And if you can't, it doesn't matter. You're worth more than some paper.
## Speaker_1: ##
Maybe it was inheritance and he's so retarded he'll never make another dollar in his life
## Walls1337bot: ##
I fe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do you go to UM?
## Walls1337bot: ##
No. I do go to a school that you could call UM but not THE UM.
## Speaker_0: ##
So not the University of Miami?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I don't go there. Wish I did, it was 15 degrees at my school last night.
## Speaker_1: ##
U of Montana... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
You just need to fucking stop. You don't know enough to be throwing around that much money.
I have to believe that you're paper trading since you're far too impulsive to have ever earned a quarter mill to waste.
## Speaker_0: ##
I wouldn't call being born rich "earni... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You know what’s almost just as bad? FUCKING COMMAS!!!
## Speaker_1: ##
Still doesn’t make sense how other countries use a comma instead of a period. What the fuck, that’s so dumb
## Speaker_2: ##
Its because they're too dumb to use an "x" in multiplication instead of a do... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Classic small government GOP... Oh wait
## Speaker_1: ##
Well granted this isn’t the GOP, it’s Trump,
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh no you don't mother fucker. Trump is the GOP.
## Speaker_1: ##
Not at all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Right, all he did was become the template moulded... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
They missed the best part :(
## Walls1337bot: ##
which part is that?
## Speaker_0: ##
The part where the hyena lifts his head with a chunk of ball meat.
## Walls1337bot: ##
i didn't want to make a 30 second gif
## Speaker_0: ##
It’s like an extra 2 seconds. But it’s too... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Portfolio went up 13.52% over the course of the month, which means $8814 fer me.
Of that, 4k is still tied up in positions. Speaking of positions, SBLK, a shipping penny-stock I had $4k in beat earnings (negative, but less than expected), so hopefully I'll have a good s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Analysts are just doing marketing for the bank or brokerage. It doesn’t matter at all if they are right. The smart analysts say shit that effectively hedges their idiotic predictions anyway. They tell people what they want to hear. Most asset managers want to hear some s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah except your posts get shadow banned now for using that f word.
## Speaker_1: ##
On this sub?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yep... no more f word apparently. I guess some bundle of sticks became a mod and doesn’t like it
## Speaker_2: ##
Call them sticks then 'stick' is banned.... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Talk about a bunch of fucking pussy ass bitch mother fuckers. Have fun with your 6% gains while im up 300%
## Speaker_1: ##
> while im ~~up~~ down 300%
FTFY
## Speaker_0: ##
No sir. MU has been my ATM for the past year.
## Speaker_2: ##
Ass to mouth?
## Walls13... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Holding xiv over the weekend is a dangerous proposition. Shit could pop off at any time.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm a Newb - what would cause it to pop off
## Speaker_1: ##
More Korea talk, default talk, trump investigation talk, anything that could be seen to impact busines... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Would the owner of this profile please let me know. You will become a mod.
Edit- 1 kid claimed it was him and then deleted his acct.. I need to find this user.
## Speaker_0: ##
TCM don't let the kid get away. He said it was him:
https://www.reddit.com/user/FeetSnif... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Made 8k today so far with 9k in MU unrealized. Sold my amd, atvi calls 5 min ago.
https://imgur.com/a/xgict proof. And yea i trade with over 100k.
## Speaker_1: ##
I have 100k, but in a prop account. No overnight positions or options trades for me. Just long/short at op... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've known guys in business masters that didn't know that
## Speaker_1: ##
hah, but I bet they know how to increase business velocity and promote cohesive synergy while bringing value to the bottom line with market disruptive technologies by thinking outside the box.
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This doesn't prove shit. Positions or ban bucko
## Speaker_1: ##
For real if this guy had the time to screenshot 1M, 3M, and 1Y, he couldn't just go into order history and take 1-2 screenshots instead?
## Walls1337bot: ##
There is 20+ screenshots what would be needed for... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why don't you use something other than Robin Hood?
## Speaker_1: ##
what's wrong with robinhood?
## Speaker_0: ##
No options, shorts, limited information
## Speaker_2: ##
If all you're doing is buying stocks and holding them it's not a bad brokerage
## Walls1337bot: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
1. Don't take any of the advice here. It doesn't matter what a firm's culture is or isn't in real life. In an interview any sign of non-professionalism makes them think you don't care. Anyone can fake being interesting to talk to
2. They want you for your perceived mat... |
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