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I'm going to sacrifice my left nut to get my ATVI calls green
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I'll throw in my left nut if this hits $100 EOW
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I'll give my whole dick to have it at 100 EOW
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well, duh, you can just buy a new dick if it hits 100. Com... |
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Obviously it was Iran. Y'all do realize tariffs and sanctions aren't the same thing right?
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It could've been Saudi Arabia but if anyone seriously thought it was China they should not be investing.
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Lol us sanction ksa? They ... |
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You had me at "I'm a high school student and I can assure you"
Bro I just went back to college Rodney Dangerfield style at a top ranked state university. CS graduates are getting $100-120k/year from Google and Apple right after graduation. The problem with you thesis is thi... |
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Fuck that communist parrot
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He's almost the opposite of a communist
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Just this week:
“Take the guns first, worry about due process after.”
“He is president for life. It’s great, maybe we will try that one day.”
Started a trade war.
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*stock goes up 10%*
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We going to mars dear, dream bigger.
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NEXT
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It’s for humanity dear
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I have 19 Tesla shares. Those can get US BOTH to the MOON
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20 SHARES!! NEXT!!
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I’... |
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Why not just buy cocaine? Why does everything need to be legal with you hipster fucks?
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Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changing perspective towards drugs.
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>Well it's a stupid investment anyway considering the changi... |
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Poor kid who sold naked calls. I don't think he can even afford rope now
Edit:[link to retard](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/6nvhpq/nflx_er/?st=J58LK6EJ&sh=1d5a3fc2)
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The fuck was s/he thinking, 3%+ ITM weeklies before earnings? Gon... |
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>My strategy to begin with will be to buy stable stocks that are volatile at close, and sell in the morning once I see some decent profit
This is gonna keep working, till it doesn’t
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I will always switch up the stocks. If I see a company is going downhi... |
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my paper trade of this is killing it
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LOL same, opened a trade yesterday
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You all owe me a beer. This takes hours of research. :)
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How about some corn based alcohol? It'll go nicely with the bacon
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I a... |
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Lmao... same shit different day............................................ i watched this sub get hype as fuck last weekend then the market got a tiny ass half chub... then trump took it back, because he's the most volatile part of the market, and we end up closing almost ... |
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do you think I'd get banned if I commented "I think he's a nice guy"?
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Probably. Do it.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/8ztp8z/comment/e2ltrrw?st=JJR96V3D&sh=8570a21b
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[now they posted this ... |
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All I can imagine is a grown ass man walking into this store, taking a picture, and walking out.
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Gf dragged me in
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ohh she must be in the plus size section.
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I prefer thicc
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*obese lol
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Holy God in heaven. Miraculous. Congratulations on changing your whole life fren. You can now buy a house with .5 acre yard in the suburbs with cash.
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How in the absolute fuck do you have the nuts to hold that when it hits +20k, +50k, +100k.... Literally ju... |
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put more money in
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Why should I? I’ve already lost so much money
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Because the margin you owe wasnt your money you lost. It was a loan that Robin Hood gave you for leverage, you singed up for the loan when you requested options. Cmon ya ding... |
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Not gonna lie though this scene was powerful as fuck.
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what movie?
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Interstellar. Worth a watch if you haven't seen it.
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Was this after the kaboomy on their big ship?
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It was him watching the videos fro... |
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I'm under the impression that most of WSB has robinhood so idk why you guys are eating your own.
Disclosure: I support TD Ameritrade because they actually award autists with prizes such as fidget spinners. Also their interface is meant for non-children.
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semi truck unveil will be good in 1 month, just wait
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The first semi truck technology is going to be a bunch of smart-trucks following an actual driver (like a train, but with trucks on the road).
Source: Heard it from some random guy at my career fair who ... |
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There is nothing funnier than a bunch of idiots who pride themselves in knowing something special, but are oblivious to how stupid they really are.
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I have a class this semester called contemporary social problems and it's taught by an insane Marxist anarchi... |
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I'm just surprised that domain was available.
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nobody wants domains with hyphens
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It’s like a retarded baby
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I knew a guy who said if he knew his wife was pregnant with a retarded baby, it meant an instant abortion.
Unlucki... |
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Because imperialistic wars to destabilize countries trying to get off the petrodollar and food stamps/welfare to allow companies to pay sub livable wages don't pay for themselves.
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You're right, so lets get rid of the foodstamps and welfare.
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69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Who doesn't want to see Tim Cook and Warren Buffett 69?
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Uhhh..m...m...me.
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He said “doesn’t”
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Ohhhhhhh
*Unzips*
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Tell them to think of all the money they lost you over the years. Talk about a real bad investment.
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That sucks. I'm dating a wonderful woman right now but I feel like we may end up splitting up because I feel like kids are not worth it and she really wan... |
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10 minutes in he's just been bragging lol
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Yeah like I thought there was gonna be some big statement, he hasn't said shit lol.
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have you ever heard the man talk before??
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Honestly I don't really pay attention to politics s... |
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we're all soooooooo fucked
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Sorry I don't come here often but when I do it's all joke posts. Is this sub just a joke or are there serious discussions?
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You think 3.1 million people come here for joke posts?
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TIL that WSB has... |
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until fucking 10 people win to split the pot, typical WSB idea to lose money.
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but if 10 people did it, then youre putting another 5.5B into the pot, right? still 100% ROI gg EZ
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no a hippe going to pay $2 at a gas station and is going to wi... |
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anyone who bought/ built real estate.. retard. anyone who wasnt in debt ended up on top. my parents built their house for 86,000 in 2010 its worth 300k right now.
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sweet 1200sqft rancher in a non-gated ethnic friendly suburban community bro. dont yolo those... |
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Good idea you should try it and let us know how it works out.
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Soooo I heard you're single?
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Ya, whatsittoya?
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If I give you $20, will you take a dump on my chest?
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i'll do it for 15
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VTB for not showing positions
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[https://imgur.com/LJ1rPMr](https://imgur.com/LJ1rPMr)
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Stop trading options SPY if you have 50k jesus christ
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Genuinely curious, can you explain why?
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SPX has way better tax t... |
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He really did shitpost himself into jail.
90% of their motivation was how angry he made all of those investigators by laughing in their faces and shit talking them the whole time.
I’ll give him credit, I never expected him to land in jail and keep trash talking the whole... |
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Yes it does lose value - much like how a car loses value when you drive it off the lot. Eventually once your car has a few hundred thousand miles on it, you can't sell it for any more than scrap. The equivalent here is that they'll need to melt down your gold bar since it go... |
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> “Maybe it’s because I’m just getting my feet wet, but it excites me more than anything else. The stock market is incredibly boring. There’s not enough action going on in the big stocks for a college student who doesn’t have a lot of money.”
Sounds like he belongs here
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Since when did neopets have a stock exchange
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I feel like I do remember something similar way back when I did that shit but I was way too young to care.
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How are the broker fees?
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FREE AS IN FREEDOM
Let me just say that as ... |
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Elon trying to one up Papa John by calling a worldwide hero a pedophile.
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This is good for Tesla.
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> TSLA +4.69% premarket
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To be honest, this all makes him seem cocky lately. You could speculate that he's extra confident... |
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Point out that they only post memes, none of them are funny, and everyone treats them like reviewed, sourced evidence in a non-ironic manner
Source: got banned for making fun of someone trying to explain what corporate disclosure was because they took a meme too seriously
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Another 5%+ day for AMD or will it tank to the earth’s core, find out tomorrow at 9:30
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If it goes positive for me I promise I’ll sell and never buy weeklies again
Maybe
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Wanna split a $CRM 8/31 with me?
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That’s wh... |
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Terrible plan. Might as well go with short $ROPE instead
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Why tho
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you are going strangles on your first option trade.
You are not gonna make money.
You are going to get pissed.
You are going to YOLO that bitch and do something... |
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Why is it a piece of shit? Can't wait to hear your genius analysis
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Think of 5 ppl you know who use SNAP... don’t worry we’ll wait.
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A lot of my friends use snapchat, and they're all in the early through mid 20s
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So co... |
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I hope you will seek professional help for your gambling addiction and that you can find a way to save your marriage.
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Thanks man, appreciate the words. I've always been super frugal, which baffles me more how I got myself into this position. My blinders wer... |
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I’d be retarded with healthcare and a livable wage
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Jokes aside, you summed up my issue with people in Europe and what I kinda miss about the US. In the US, its filled with so many desperate, anxiety ridden but optimistic people. Nomatter how much shit you t... |
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Got in at 12.10. Gonna baghold.
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your timing is impeccable
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Expert charting. "Yep, this has dropped on open somewhere between 20 and 50 cents and then rose, this looks like a good place"
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You'll be in the green by the end o... |
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I googled it and got no results. Ban
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It was a recycling fire or some shit. Long $TSLA
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What location? Tell us or ban
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Fremont, CA.
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Doesn't matter. The gigafactoty has all the flammable shit
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Thank you Trump for not going full retard on this. ���� ��
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It’s almost as if this was part of his plan. To start at the extreme and then work inward toward a reasonable compromise.
I mean for fucksake look at what he did with daca. He started out with the... |
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So what trades did u make from q3 2016? You doubled your money in 3* months, gratz dude.
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Fannie and Freddie preferred like fnmfn fmccp fmcct
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Why are there so many different fannie and freddie stocks out there?
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Different ... |
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Why is nasdaq selling off today?
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Money just moving into banking and shit
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Doesn't that mean tech will be fucked for a long time?
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Nah, tech is the biggest growning industry. You'll have swings like this. Only fucks the day... |
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Do you not want this country to be great again? Sounds like you’re anti greatness
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>Do you not want this country to be great again? Sounds like you’re anti greatness
The country currently has a 3% unemployment rate.
Please define greatness.
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I’ve been long MU for about 16 months. I preach MU. I loved MU. I talked to all my friends about MU. Now I just want it to go back to $55 so I can dump MU. This stock will never be respected and will never be valued correctly because of the fear of cyclicality. Maybe MU can ... |
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The market tends to inverse /r/wallstreetbets so $AMD to the moon confirmed
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Do you know what you've just done? Now it actually will drop down to 3$ thanks to you pointing it out.
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Is this deductible reasoning? I’m retarded.
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Hope that my faggot delights pay off
I got 20 AAPL 112C at a cost average of .74 each
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whats expiration?
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Faggot's delights.... so this Friday.
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Got it. New to the sub
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No worries. Whenever someone me... |
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call your broker and explain the mistake they might reverse the trade
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Holy shit why didn’t I think of that? Be right back maybe they can reverse all my other shitty trades and I’ll be rich as fuck
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tell them you took ambien or smoked ... |
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That's why you need to take out personal loans and cash advances. It is silly to limit your losses at 100% when you can gain proper leverage and lose unlimited amounts of money.
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Took out $6000 from BAC cash advance at 4% upfront for 1 year, 0&#... |
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Good for them. That's really impressive.
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Wholesome comment in WSB?
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I come from /r/all, I don't understand what this subreddit is.
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It's a subreddit where only the finest, smartest, and knowledgeable gentlemen of the world... |
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I mean i understand his logic about it being a "tax cut" but it's just cheaper oil. I don't buy things on sale saying "wow check out this tax cut"
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My taxes got cut by 3k this year thanks trump
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The coasts got fucked with the SALT change.... |
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this person is a god damn legend
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Nah he going to jail fam
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he can meet the GOAT martin shkreli
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#LIFE GOAL:
get locked up to meet shkreli
#✔
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tbf who wouldnt wanna hang with shkreli and tell him about ... |
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Whats his address again? I want to send him some memes
## Speaker_1: ##
Because he’s locked up you have to send it to P.O. box 329002 at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn and put his Inmate # on it which is #87850-053
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Lol pretty cool. What was ... |
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Went browsing through the profile of someone because they were complaining about being evicted. Their post history was pretty much entirely "I hate capitalism/how to do this thing on a video game/where can I find drugs".
Lel.
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You mean you can't earn a livi... |
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Race riot in DC? What'd I miss?
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Unite the Right rally in DC tonight. Antifa and BLM counter protests planned as well.
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The Unitetheright rally is like 20 people. Ain’t shit gonna happen.
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The right is rarely responsible... |
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Just wait until your wife leaves fag
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is that what happen to you?
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In the 2008ish crash. She invested in a pro hockey player instead. All good though, you will learn other girls are out there and they are willing to do cooler things to you. ... |
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You are good at this. Please deposit more funds.
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I have $300 in my bank account
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You’re an alright guy, ya know that?
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Appreciate it man. I just hope someone looks at this post and goes, “you know what, maybe I shoul... |
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the cracked phone screen, the Samsonite of the sloppy millennial
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I've had smartphones for almost a decade, not one crack. Dropped many times, but no cracks. I always wondered what these fucks do to completely shatter their shit.
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Well, my l... |
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If tomorrow isn't green I'm done "investing" for the next 6 months until I can afford 25k to freely day trade :(
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Just make 2-3 trades a week and use your day trades. Focus on those, follow the trends and dont buy before 930. That will help you make more inf... |
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They lose 350M per QUARTER. In 2017 they lost 3.5 BILLION, that's 20% of their market cap. I really don't understand how their ARPU numbers went up that much this quarter and how they showed good subscriber growth. Christmas is always a popular quarter for them but still, da... |
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this is a clear insider trading, some info has been leaked.
buying a 156k worth of options with strike price $135 expiring in September, what a joke. SEC must investigate this
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OR it was someone who performed the hack or knew someone who did the hack.
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I'm in COST calls with longer expirations.
Leaps are to mods what FDs are to mods ��
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What strikes?
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Way out. Earliest is January. Latest is July.
They were dirt cheap a few months back when I picked them up. I rarely... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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I stopped visiting in 2016 when this sub went all in on Trump. Fuck those people, his election was a bla... |
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That’s a lot of calls, do you really think you’ll be able to exit the position?
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I'm also placing a bet that liquidity will get easier as the option gets closer ITM
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Aight bro I bought a bunch more. I hope u right. How will you know when ... |
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Get more loans and do it again!
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why would you need loans when you have liquid $35k
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Because free money. My credit card litterally gave me 10k. I can't figure out how they make money.
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HAHA STUPID IF ITS FREE YOU ARE T... |
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Confirmed bulltrap ... bet this MF is buying OTM puts right after pumping
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This dude too stupid to play the market.
He'll use the opportunity to buyback some steaks at bargain basement prices.
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Yeah that's right, he's too stupid to play th... |
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Why do you hate /u/__rosebud__?
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Because he's gay and I suspect he may have a bigger dick than me
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He definitely has a bigger dick than you
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I've asked for proof and have yet to receive the report. This is unconfirmed.
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What the fuck, and I thought my Jan 2019 $70 calls were the new 7/20 $90.
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What’s your exit plan for those bad boys
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Daily prayer and self-flagellation until MU hits low $60's, sell everything then including most of my shares (except for th... |
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How old are you?
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30s
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How did you get so rich?
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I read a lot of books. Like a book a day. It gives me knowledge and lambos.
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How many bookshelves do you sleep on?
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False. Knowledge is hea... |
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Going with puts on shop,bynd,nflx cuz why the fuk not
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Calls. Ty for your positions
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Looks like I’m going all in puts thank you for your sacrifice
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Going calls deep, thanks
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Puts it is then
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Yeahhh, I'm gonna go ahead and say Elon fucked up with this one ��
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He's been getting progressively more paranoid and combative over the past few months. I think the stress is getting to him
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He is clearly losing it. And I dont mean it in a ... |
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I used to work there. We had to piss off every customer who walked through the door. Any purchase, no matter how small would come with a credit card pitch, an accessory pitch, a warranty pitch, a rewards program pitch, a survey pitch, 12 long coupons, and the accompanying wa... |
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Big if true
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Large if accurate
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Sizable if correct
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Huge if valid
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Enormous if factual
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BIGLY if believable
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Gargantuan if veritable
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Obese if yes
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How are your puts in the red when nvda just collapsed 6%?
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I sold the puts. Was short them as opposed to being long them.
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What is the advantage of shorting puts as opposed to buying calls?
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You get a premium for being on ... |
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I’m going all in on ADBE on Monday. They killed it at their Adobe Max conference in October and they’ve had consistently strong earnings. Basically no competition, great management, and they’re capitalizing on AI and data in a pretty smart way with things like Adobe Sensei.T... |
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There's almost 4k volume (with over 5k OI) on $300 calls expiring fucking tomorrow.
Also 200 open interest on $350 calls expiring tomorrow.
Raise your hand if you are in these. I expect at least half of this sub is in those $300 calls for tomorrow and the other half in tho... |
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People are freaking about 1080p. We should be at a 4k standard by now. Ryzen beats Intel here. Enthusiast gamers are not at 1080p. Entry level can afford a 4k monitor if they go AMD. 15 bucks again by Fri.
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4k is not standard. 1080p has just come into the ra... |
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Remember kids, its not a loss if you don't sell.
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That super Jew is comfy right now: https://finviz.com/insidertrading.ashx?oc=1548760&tc=7
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FFFFFFF that's an amount of money that's kind of hard to wrap your head around.
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How much did it cost? I want to know the rate of return of USD to karma for this investment.
## Speaker_1: ##
Couple of tendies with sheuzuan(?) sauce.
## Speaker_2: ##
domains are 12 dollars per year
## Speaker_3: ##
Some people bid/auction for certain names. It could... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
losing 90% without options? it has to be biotech + penny craps
## Speaker_1: ##
> losing 90% without options? it has to be biotech + penny craps
Biotech isn't that bad when you know what you are doing.
## Speaker_2: ##
So FDA inside information essentially
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You forgot
>1999 yahoo purchases broadcast.com for $5.7b and turn Mark Cuban into a smug know it all billionaire.
## Speaker_1: ##
ugggggggh he is the worst. it was just good timing in the frothy anything dot com days.
## Speaker_2: ##
Nothing like a guy that gets un... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Watch porn while trading
## Speaker_1: ##
>Watch porn
Child porn, to be precise.
## Speaker_2: ##
le edgy humor ecksdeee
## Speaker_3: ##
It was a reference to the black mirror episode this is from
## Speaker_2: ##
A /s would be helpful. I don't have netflix so im ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump racist bigot confirmed.
## Speaker_1: ##
How is Trump a racist bigot?
## Speaker_0: ##
Is that a joke?
## Speaker_2: ##
Nope. There's clearly a difference between being racist, and being successful and wanting others to do the right thing, have common sense, and be ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This sounds like a late night addy post haha bonds don’t play nearly as large of a role as they used to. Rates have been creeping up for months now, do you have any positions in bonds?
## Speaker_1: ##
No bonds, lots of amphetamines.
## Speaker_0: ##
Long amps lol
## Spe... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Shares?
## Speaker_1: ##
Yes around 40k shares at 4.95 average
## Speaker_0: ##
Kiss your trust fund goodbye m8
## Speaker_1: ##
See, with shares I have that nice stop limit advantage :) although I’m so confident I haven’t set one yet hahaha
## Speaker_2: ##
Just out of... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm behind you on this. No homo.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm behind him as well, so even less homo.
## Speaker_2: ##
I'm in the front. Just a little bit of homo.
## Speaker_3: ##
I'm the one filming. I don't know how much homo.
## Walls1337bot: ##
All the homo.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm going to be bagholding this shit for months, aren't I.
## Speaker_1: ##
How many shares?
## Speaker_0: ##
700 shares of MJX at 33.70. So technically not at baghoolding status just yet...
## Speaker_2: ##
Shit, I dove in at $33.30 today. It'll run back up Monday
## Wa... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Waiting until it gets back into high 10
## Speaker_1: ##
You’re gonna be waiting forever. Why do you think it’s going to drop that far? It’s looking like they had a great quarter plus the uncertainty around Intel’s Meltdown patch and how it affects servers.
## Speaker_2: #... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump is having a hissy fit over finding out that Bezos is world's richest. I think he's about to kick Amazon out of the country.
## Speaker_1: ##
The sounded plausible enough that I had to actually google it.
## Speaker_2: ##
Well, this happened a couple days ago - https... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Lol the comment is so off base. I always ask the liberal loons to name the policies they believe should be credited, and I always get this blank stare. It’s like they are living in fantasy land, where obama didn’t say Isis was JV or regulate business into the ground lol
##... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
If it does go over 60, proof or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
The WSB version of clutch or kick
## Speaker_2: ##
Or pluma o plata
## Speaker_3: ##
*plata o plomo
## Walls1337bot: ##
Shoe or ban!
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
If you go in on something that had a 2000%ish gain thinking you'll make money, you kind of deserve to lose it.
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah but what if it gained 5000%? Im a glass half full person until the glass is empty
## Speaker_2: ##
When was the last time you saw something... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
20% lol
## Speaker_1: ##
That's a typical percentage. Also, they won't be taking a fee % of total assets which is the true scam IMO.
## Speaker_2: ##
A typical percentage charged by ivy-league educated fund managers. That doesn't mean the retards in this sub deserve to ch... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
From now on I'm going to buy thousands of penny stocks, pay the paper certificate fee, and sell them on the streets. OP has proved it can be done. See Y'all on the seas bitches
## Speaker_1: ##
What's the legality of transfering shares like this? Asking for a friend with an... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
He’s diversifying, out of 4 places, one of the trade war has to successful
## Speaker_1: ##
This is a really good comment, +1 haha
## Speaker_2: ##
God I hate this shit "Good comment OP, +1 for your wits I literally died". Like can't you just upvote and go?
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
So many people got used to gib mes the last 8 years they’re probably not bothering.
## Speaker_1: ##
TIL people don't understand what normal employment is, and how 100% employment rate would effect inflation rates, please retake highschool Econ
Edit:
Here's the link to... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
It’s okay. GEOTUS will make announcement on Twitter there will be no more elections until Xi is dead.
## Speaker_1: ##
GEOTUS?
## Walls1337bot: ##
>GEOTUS?
GOD EMPEROR OF THE UNITED STATES
## Speaker_1: ##
How Asian are you?
## Walls1337bot: ##
100%
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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
## Speaker_1: ##
Congrats. Any plans from here?
## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ###
## Speaker_0: ##
How long is he in for?
## Speaker_1: ##
He hasn’t been sentenced yet. His bail was revoked because he couldn’t stop shitposting on the internet and violated the terms of his bail. Because he’s an idiot.
## Speaker_2: ##
Didn't it get revoked cause he was offering $6000 fo... |
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