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"InVesTMents"
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http://thestockmarketwatch.com/stock/?stock=IVTM
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Innovative Micro Technology, Inc. engages in the provision of turn-key foundry s...
MICRO
ADVANCED MICRO DEVICES
MICRON
AMD AND MU CALLS SECURED.
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Underrated comment
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Vote for liberals. They hate democracy.
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Yes, the party that pushes for greater voter registration, passed the Voting Rights Act and fought the Republican efforts to strip it in SCOTUS, hates democracy. Mmhmm. Not the party that regularly pushes for limitati... |
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The fuck? Just transfer the video and texts, gibe the phones back. How long does that take...
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(1) do they have access to the phones? I forgot if Apple has given FBI the backdoor entries to these phones.
(2) If they do, isn't that an invasion of privacy? I ... |
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>It was written on the back of what appears to be Shkreli's typed analysis of the computer programming language Python.
PLEASE POST SHKRELI PYTHON THOUGHTS
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Jesus he's such a fucking tool. Spends like 1 week learning the most forgiving scripting language... |
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I'm literally going to give whatever kids I have in the future an investment account and have that be their allowance. They can keep, or withdraw whatever they want, as long as they don't go under my initial contribution into them to get them started.
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They... |
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The market is like on coke, everything is GETTING BETTER AND HIGHER.
When will the comedown even begin?
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Dotcom 2.0
A lot of money will be won and lost in a short amount of time. If anyone old enough to remember the last time it happened, whats something y... |
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How do you live in a library? Where do you shower?
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I shower at work
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Follow up question. Does the library close and you just hide out or are there other homeless people lurkinlg around all night?
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There are other homeles... |
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Will you *actually* release the Wu-Tang album since Trump won, or were you full of shit the whole time?
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yeah the wu-tang control part of it and i'm not sure they want it out
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AKA "I lied" lol cant even keep your word fuckboy.
You were sure... |
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WeWork has 15000 employees, so 20% is 3000. That is a lot of fucking tequila, all being bankrolled by the company using debt.
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what the hell do 15000 employees possibly even do? maybe i don’t understand what this company is, but isn’t that like 14000 too man... |
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Waste of time and money. Clear violation of ACPA anti-cybersquatting laws. Admire the moxie, but he needs to head back to the drawing board on this plan.
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You're a dumbass who doesn't know what you are talking about. ACPA cybersquatting laws are only violate... |
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He cited DACA as the reason? Didn't he want to get rid of DACA in the first place? And now he's saying Democrats abandoned them?
Why can't he stop fucking with us?
Edit: begone you TD tag thots
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Yes, he wants borderwall funding in exchange for DACA
## Wal... |
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so share the strats? i have 5k i'd gamble on this
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its a google spreadsheet that you can't share?....
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Yeah fuck you OP
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formula or ban
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Fucking mods gotta stop sleeping on ... |
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Toxic? Who us?
Just a bit of light hazing.
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Shut up retard.
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YOU FORGOT THE FUCKING COMMA YOU COLLOSAL IMBECILE. NO FUCKING WONDER YOUR PORTFOLIO DRAINS LIKE A GOD DAMN COLANDER FULL OF OVERPRICED POPSICLES
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Just for cla... |
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Hold. This thing is going to 130.
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why?
why would people use some silly merchant site to buy stuff when they could use amazon or walmart or even ebay?
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AhahahhahHahah no
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have you or anyone you know ever bought somethin... |
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Count to ten at 9:35 AM tomorrow. In those ten seconds, Jeff Bezos, the owner and founder of Amazon, just lost more money than the median employee of Amazon makes in an entire year. An entire year.
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without bezos, those amazon employees might not even have ... |
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bet u a dollar 9/21 would be red day for MU
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Write me a call at 1 dollar a pop then
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9/21 50C is sub 1.50. Snap them boys before IV adjusts. 7% move from close today and we’re ITM
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Lol expecting MU to move up 7%.
It'll... |
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Jim Cramer ran 1 billion simulations, and determined that the Yankees would win the World Cup.
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Ahh, now it makes sense to short SHOP
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*IHOP
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*IHOB
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It doesn't really matter what they're called as long as t... |
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Buying 500k usd worth of MTCH
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If this doesn't get you laid Idk what will.
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I got laid more when I was poor.
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How was the quality though?
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IG models (read as sugar babies / gold digging hoes) fuck li... |
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The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
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https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I do... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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Trade calendars on options.
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How the eff is anyone supposed to get any real information from that comment?
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In 4 words, he literally told you how to [potentially] make money off of a low VIX. If you don't unde... |
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Ehh, all a learning experience, only been trading for about a month. Here's to hoping it rebounds.
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It will, just depends if you don't need the cash right now. Hold that shits it's almost guaranteed to come back
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Oh I'm holding, I'm young a... |
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Trump’s name was synonymous with success and making money for decades lol
You keep trying though
EDIT: be more mad you losers
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It’s been said many times before, but Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man.
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That doesn’t hold water.
Dude... |
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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Am I gay if I got a little teary-eyed while reading this?
History is being made boys.
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Did you see Acosta fucking screaming “did you talk about Otto warmbier?” what a faggot
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Anything to turn this into a negative story about Trump. I can't... |
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Sec investigated some insider info, the sub went private for 5 hours or so no more info about it.
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I hope they didn’t investigate me
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Helo, is SEC, you are being investigations. Send 7500 USD wester union to clear record. Act fast, agen... |
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You can read my original story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8igcal/got_expelled_from_university_few_years_ago/
And my first update: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8n9yvu/the_chgg_gain_train_continues_up_48k_since_i_last/
**How d... |
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Damn, they're recommending a JAN 140 straddle on LULU. I was hoping to go for calls, but I'm really unsure of impact of tariffs, etc like they note.
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Fundamentally, Puts make more sense for LULU, not to mention the broader market momentum lately.
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Racist overtones? Got that wrong cuck
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Found the unironic trump supporter
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Really not racist though.
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Not all trump supporters are racists, but all racists are trump supporters.
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Isn’t that like saying ... |
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GRUBHUB PUTS
CHIPOTLE PUTS
Too late for AMERICAN AIRLINE calls ? PUTS then?
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Why puts on GRUB?
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There’s honestly just so much competition between GRUBHUB seamless Uber eats . Now even meal pal. Door dash . I live in nyc haven’t used gru... |
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This is awesome. Gambling is fun, and you're proof that it's possible to win sometimes. Great fucking job.
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It's a game of skill, really.
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Much like slots and roulette yes.
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More like poker or blackjack, slots and roulett... |
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If someone has stock options at Amazon they can afford their mortgage.
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Are they not engineers? Or how does a FANG employee not earn enough for mortgage payments on a 1.5million house? Certainly they don’t make less than I do ... |
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Do you know what a holding company is....
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So you don’t know what a holding company is. Got it.
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https://www.quora.com/How-do-Holding-Companies-make-money
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This probably won’t age well.
EDIT: They posted a profit of $2.92 per share. I wish I did as well in my portfolio today as I did with this meme.
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Don’t the call after hours?
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Smart investors sell the run up to earnings.
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Expect snap to hit 435 a share at market open. Legit.
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That's some god tier DD
I'm going all in on $SNAP now
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So, short $SNAP... got it.
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inverse the inverse, so buy $SNAP? gotcha
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Inverse the invers... |
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This is the wsb equivalent of plugging a surge protector into itself for infinite energy
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Wait does that not work???
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No you gotta plug it into the wall first to fill it with electric pixies and then unplug it from the wall and plug it back... |
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oh shit nike earnings were today? why was everyone playing MU
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because people are idiots but really reddit people mostly just play tech and biotech stocks, i played nike and im makin gainz tomorrow
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lol if you think MU isn't making gains... |
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He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points.
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Yep and according to him it's the Fed's fault. Always passing the buck.
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Fuck the Fed - they took wayyy too long after 2008 to begin raising rates and now they're doing... |
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It’s kinda rude to assume we are all young.
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>There are now roughly as many Wallstreetbets members as there are Bloomberg terminal subscribers—over 300,000. But “WSB,” as the forum is known to its members, is more than just a place for traders to swap ti... |
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Jeesus this guy is on a streak.
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How does he still have money left?
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[Serious] How did he get money again? Inheritance?
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daddy was rich
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Everyone should really keep an eye on what hes buying and if he touc... |
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Hey newfag here , what platforms do u guys use to trade options , calls, puts ? What’s the advantage of trading options over normal stocks?
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I've learnt a lot lurking here. There's quite a few people here giving out decent advice.
So I'll have a go.
Opt... |
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Only ever date one person and marry them. Otherwise you are fucked
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find a sugar momma. EZ.
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Is such a thing even possible? All signs point to no.
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Yes. This is 2018 bby. Lotsa talented women loo... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trum... |
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Elon Musk has terrible taste with women and will likely end in divorce once again. I'm not joking, I'm not memeing. He's also likely to marry her as well because whatever, dude is desperate. He's been divorced twice already, why would a third one be different? That being sai... |
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Nice setup
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Thanks. I'm worth a lot of money
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Ooooooooohhhhhhhh. I get it now. Up until this point in the comments I thought you were posting honestly. It’s satire. I’m with you.
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not sure if your comment was meant to be... |
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If Jobs didn't believe in homepathic bullshit, he'd be alive and AAPL would be at $300
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That's what happens when you're an idea-stealing drug user: you get a curable disease but still manage to kill yourself.
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[d... |
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not sure if srs, buying 1000 calls for 13.50 would cost 1.35m.
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So, I would have to pay that? I don't understand...1000 * $13.50 = $13,500?
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Price is per share on the call option. So you pay 13.50 * 100 * 1000.
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Oh ok, so w... |
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Is this really a YOLO?
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No FDs so no
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Hes borrowing 415k. Yes it is
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but burrowing to buy amzn still doesnt sound THAT risky
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How the fuck is borrowing 415K to buy a falling stock, during a falling mar... |
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So if I'm not in NVDA yet, I'm assuming now is a good time to enter?
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See how it does next week IMO. If it goes below $100 it will trigger even more selling and you might be able to get in at a better price.
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What if I miss the rocket ... |
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You can read my original story here: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8igcal/got_expelled_from_university_few_years_ago/
And my first update: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/8n9yvu/the_chgg_gain_train_continues_up_48k_since_i_last/
**How d... |
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[I love the smell of five figure gains in the morning (~4%)](https://imgur.com/gallery/PcJrF)
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$1.4m position, $250k on margin
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r/actuallyownsayacht
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Not yet; 100 footers are over $2M so I'd want ... |
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This shit is so volatile every morning that every day is profit taking day. I'm holding the April 21 $14's til the day I die. Which may end up being April 21
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Mar21 $14's. I'll let you know how death is. I'll try to save you a seat
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Mar24... |
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Things got so bad you had to cancel your cell service? I guess the theory that you spent your $55k on hookers and drugs turned out to be right.
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They've got my stuck in a basement for my Freshmen year classes :/
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Yeah, home schooling ... |
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There is an expectation of a lithium surplus going forward. And China is supposed to have massive lithium reserves.
Cobalt might be interesting. There is a futures market for it, which is obviously the best pure cobalt play.
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What exchange/ticker?
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[This was my peak (and also when my mom told me to take my profits)](https://imgur.com/a/UNxKnpp)
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What a beautiful ride though.
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Sadly I have 30k in student loans and that 5k would’ve really helped put a dent in it. Oh well, live and lear... |
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lol, more bluffing and blackmailing before the negotiation. But why would Xi give a damn even if trump put on the tariff? Chinese economy slowed down from 6.7 to 6.5 while US economy slowed down from 3.9 to 3.5 for q3 2018. Meanwhile we are also running record budget and tra... |
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Sunk my IRA into RAD. I just have a hunch that we are really in a business friendly climate right now and for the foreseeable future.
[proof](http://i.imgur.com/IJKMnTL.jpg)
[log](http://i.imgur.com/psnMNfI.jpg)
Edit: Damn this blew up. Just copying what I wrote further... |
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Jesus Christ
You’re free
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With my luck I know I can hold till worthless
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What was iv when you bought?
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68% so you know I’ll get crushed
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I love your name, and also buy shares at $170 and you won't lose a... |
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So do they end up with the same income yearly?
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Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash.
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Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo... |
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What? Why? I thought they wanted the poors to suffer
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Fuck The poor, hard working stock merchants like me will suffer if this legislation doesn't pass.have you looked at your insurance bill recently? Mine went from $380/mo to $670. All my precious gains are ... |
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Seeing the dirt in the Tesla factory and the fact they're so obsessed with the production numbers they "cut" 300 welds out of their assembly process makes me think less of them. I'll keep holding out for an all electric XC-90
Edit: [♥️Ford Team♥️](https://twitter.com/Ste... |
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what did you do, you idiot?
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I'm going to take a WILD guess and it was either...
1). Micro-cap Biotech stock
2). Shitting Shipping
Either way OP you just made some one else very happy that they can finally order off the MCD $1 menu... so there's always a si... |
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He has repeatedly said he wants to spend that money but as his cash pile grows it is harder to find good opportunities at that scale.
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well yea no shit he does not outright say the economy is in the gutter, recession is imminent. saying that it is harder to ... |
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Weird I thought DD was Double Down Syndrome
Meaning a threesome with 2 girls (or guys for the real gangstas here) with the syndrome
Guess I need to get educated
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I thought it was due diligence.
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Come on man. I know this is WSB, but we h... |
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Hey u/username4333, you're famous. Good thing you're a 1337 coder so you can tell people you're not retarded.
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Lol, at least I'm not retarded like you
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C'mon man you can do better than that
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Well, he kind of gave up using lo... |
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If you want volatility, just trade close expiry SPY options.
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never traded options. Guess I should start learning, just delaying the inevitable. Quick question, can you trade options effectively on a 5-10 minute span?
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Depends on the ... |
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Reports unbelievable YOY growth and because full year guidance drops slightly this shit drops. Wall street needs to stop smoking so much short term crack and realize this company is a gold mine.
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11/23 80c reporting in.
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> Reports unbelie... |
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And made only $130k!?!? Wtf? He didn't have to play it THIS low key.
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Purposefully. But IP...
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The greed is real. I am sure he made a lot more than that in a year especially living in Bay Area.
$130k is like fuck you money there.
After tax... |
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It's going to pop after ER and the puts guy will panic sell. The calls guy will think 'haha i'm gucci now strong hands baby we goin to da moon' and then it will tank back to 170 a month from now and ruin him too
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If it shoots up Im selling my Calls at open a... |
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Shkreli vs u/xbonerdetective , two of the finest minds in finance, head to head.
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I asked him why and he said that their cash flow is terrible.
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Lmao they don't have a product ATM he fucking knows he's full of shit.
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Not ... |
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People come here for legit advice??
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Only the smart ones.
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I got advice on EA, QQQ, and SPY. Buy them. Worked out pretty well so far.
I am giving advice on $HAS. Buy a lot.
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whys that
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Mattel's gonna ... |
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GE all time low and you get that juicy fat divvy
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My grandpa retired on GE stocks. He also served during WW2. He is also, dead.
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American dream
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And it died.
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Nah the Nazi's turned into A-Rabz, GE turned in... |
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Is it the norm for CEOs to repeat the same concept over and over again in the answers with no connection to the question, or is it just dumb?
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Not just CEOs. [Kimbal Musk does stupid shit like this.](https://www.mediaite.com/online/varney-shuts-down-surreal-... |
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Um hello, Cyber Police?...
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/u/spez is a really cool guy.
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News flash: Hes going to be found guilty, because he is blatantly obviously guilty. He lost investor money which he lied to acquire and then plundered his pharma company to pay them back through a series of illegal and traceable transactions. Its an open and shut case. Just ... |
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I’ve seen this story on Barons and CNBC as well. This guy fucks because of his already monstrous sized gains and his cool demeanor. He’s basically what I want my 24 year old that I’ll never have to be.
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It's basically what most of us want to be when we're 2... |
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Nice, now you can go long on steady companies and do boring shit like sell covered calls for steady income and never have to work anymore if you choose.
edit, nvm, you already have a job:
> I also have a relatively high-paying job, so that helped ($105k/yr, then jumped... |
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This just in trade agreements like nafta are good for farmers
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I dont see why he even bothers trying to pander to them given that they will vote for him against their own self interest:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/china-tariff-threat-jolts-soybean-market-u... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Was making 130k + 20% yearly bonus + 10% employer match working as a chem engineer for a biotech. Maxed out my yearly IRA plus the $18.5k 401k limit. Bought a 4-bedroom house in the Boston Metro area for rock bottom prices, did a bunch of reno work myself. All that shi... |
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As if I can afford anything but some cheap chinaphone
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Implying that the iPhone isn’t a Chinaphone
## Speaker_2: ##
*cheap* Chinaphone
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You can get a high quality iPhone 3 on ebay for 20 bucks. Very hip
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So long $AAPL?
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Ya that’s why you made it
## Speaker_1: ##
Recently single and lookin' to try somethin' new
## Speaker_2: ##
Holy shit, that flair
## Speaker_3: ##
You always have to be careful with what you say on this subreddit...the mods are omniscient, and will brand a scarlet A on y... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude, I borrowed all of the Berenstein Bears books in elementary school.
All the other dumb kids read Captain Underpants, but I was the elite, reading BERENSTEIN BEARS!
## Walls1337bot: ##
stAin
## Speaker_0: ##
oh fuck, really?
Damn :(
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I'm with you ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That’s a shame and seems done out of spite. His content was mostly hours long lectures on finance, chemistry, accounting, and other serious subjects and there hasn’t been any new uploads as far as I know since Shkreli was incarcerated.
His YT channel really changed my unde... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
transfer to something that lets you trade options. you can make that back with one single set of NVDA calls.
disclaimer: have lost 3k on NVDA calls so far.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't like NVDA. Their products gross me out and seeing all the "NVDA Dip Squad" threads over ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Warren Buffet got scammed. https://i.imgur.com/02Bxkye.gifv
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm dying
## Speaker_2: ##
Does anyone know what this interview is actually about? or where I could find it? Even just the name of the interviewer?
## Speaker_3: ##
Fairly certain the interviewe... |
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What do they do? Sell/rent woman warriors?
## Speaker_1: ##
I think they sell tours to the jungle in South American
## Speaker_2: ##
Short the fuck out of that. All those new online stores are cutting down the jungle to make cheap paper for their cheap books.
## Speake... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
## Speaker_1: ##
You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
## Speaker_2: ##
Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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Robinhood: Just give me ur money now so we can speculate it on.
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Me: Once I deposit my money, Can i get the same amount deposited in cash?
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Robinhood: Umm, dude what did you think we are? a bank? LOL
## Speaker_1: ##
They don't need us for that, ... |
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You heard it here first faggots go long on fire extinguishers and short tesla
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can i get some fire extinguisher symbols
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just buy tanks of Nitrogen and Carbon Dioxide.
## Speaker_1: ##
http://imgur.com/a/ZlBcM
man i wish you would have... |
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What the literal fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
In this case, do u break the glass? Okay hold on, if your company can’t operate for 2 days, so much money do u lose? Nigga, just fucking run through that shit. Not even worth your or your staffs time.
## Speaker_2: ##
What if their co... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Grabbed SPY puts at 3:59.
Time to refresh futures every minute.
## Speaker_1: ##
Where do you view futures? Is there an app/platform for this?
## Speaker_0: ##
[https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures](https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures)
## Speak... |
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Why does this matter though? Don't people crash in cars every day? Am I stupid for thinking this will hardly touch it?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because Tesla vehicles, and specifically this model, are inherently more dangerous than a non-luxury, non-electric vaehicle in this exact ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
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## Speaker_1: ##
He said in his blog that he got shit load of books and he can't keep many at all and asked people not to send anymore.
## Speaker_2: ##
Link to blog pls?
## Speaker_1: ##
www.martinshkreli.com
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Jesus. Smart guy.
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## Speaker_0: ##
My dumbass went ham on GoPro. I'm going to kneck real fucking soon, keep your fingers crossed!
## Walls1337bot: ##
GoPro. You had the option of buying any stock on the market and you looked at GoPro and thought to yourself "This is it. This is the one that will make me rich... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
> The bond market isn’t concerned, it’s over when it gets concerned
Or, the bond market isn’t concerned because it’s a price stock market correction and not a sign of recession. The underlying business are in good health and stocks will start picking up again soon
## Sp... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Reiteration from news release last Tuesday. Look, I love Sue Bae as much as the next autist for her hard work this summer but when NVDAs P/E approached 40 it took a 50% haircut in the 10% market correction. What is AMD gonna do with a P/E of 70 and only a 13% market share?... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I need these kind of deadlines at work.
Manager "Gahvynn, you must finish this by Friday"
Friday roles around
Me "boss man, I'm going to need 8 more week"
Manager "take your time, have a good weekend"
## Speaker_1: ##
What does this mean for the market though? Bull run?... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is the gayest shit I've ever seen.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm sure its not. check your Pnl Statement.
## Speaker_2: ##
Good bot
## Walls1337bot: ##
Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that WallStreetBot is not a bot.
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!remindme June 8 Rite Aid Suicide
## Speaker_0: ##
It kinda worries me no professional firm seems to be betting on this
## Walls1337bot: ##
oh yeah that scares the shit out of me, and is the sole reason I'm only betting a tiny amount on it
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You mean oth... |
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