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I know we joke about this sub being full of autist, but after reading through that sub I think they may be actual autist.
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I am totally new to these subs. I have robinhood, and I would like to know how to not be autistic
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You have robinhood.... |
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1) Enter casino
2) purchase chips
3) bet on a hand of blackjack
4) learn how to play blackjack
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You laugh but I don’t think there *is* another way to play craps.
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Noone really knows how to play craps. You just roll the dice and judge the re... |
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You know what the worst fucking part is. Amazon apple and other huge fuckers have their earnings next week. Could keep this mother fucker going till the end of the month.
My asshole is too far gone to decide what to do.
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Yup.. It's like you don't want to ... |
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Fuck you i needed my fix of wsb and you're gonna shut us down again
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Do you guys think Trump passed ECO 101?
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He has an undergraduate economics degree form the top business school in the country.
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Usually people who go to Wharton don’t advocate for trade wars
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not unless he was short every... |
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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Nice
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This is not nice.
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33.69%
[It's been a wild ride](https://i.imgur.com/rX5cpnO.png)
Edit: Done trading for the year, up $17,000.
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Lol jesus. I would've just called it done at July and switched up my strategy. Were you trading options?
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Yeah. Basically I... |
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$GOOS 54C FDs
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Now sell it. You know the rules. If it's good enough to screen shot, then it's good enough to sell.
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I tell myself this every time, and i fail to follow through every time
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I sold out of all my contracts and ... |
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Buy defense? Buy defense.
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First time actually considering UVXY. Shits getting out of hand
Can I get some flair for this? Jesus Christ my joke post made everyone rich but me.
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DFEN if you're risky
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As someone in DFE... |
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Holy fuck. Positions?
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I just sold 35 210 8/3 calls that I bought at 205. I had 210 7/20 calls which I sold for profit and then went YOLO. I’m back in with 8/24 230 calls 100 contracts .
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Uhh what security?
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Fucking AV... |
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Aren't we still operating under obama's fiscal policies until October when the fiscal year ends? Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it a bit too early to count jobs based on trump's policies since he's been president for such a short amount of time?
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Serious... |
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Fake news. Show actual positions for proof.
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10/19 mu 60$ calls a month ago
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Screen shot or it’s a withdrawal
If it’s a month ago why did it all go down in 1 single day. Plenty of us have been fucked by $MU this last month and we know it w... |
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I wanna watch you lose all your money post positions
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100 VXX $25 calls expiry 9/20
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Yep he lost his money.
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If market was open right now they would be down about 20%
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Not a loss until market opens. You'r... |
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What broker is this
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No it’s an app
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What stock market is this
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No, it’s an app
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What MU call option is this
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No it’s an app
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This is actually false
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Even if it isnt. His name is everywhere and he became president, and one of the most famous one at that. Id say worth it.
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This. As much as I might dislike the guy, and you can hold everything against him, at the end... |
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You can be a xenophobic piece of shit, but god forbid you fuck with my stocks.
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What happened to the 2016 "God Emperor" people in wsb?
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January 26th happened.
Wall Street is amoral in that if it's good for business, then it's good. Trump w... |
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doing better than 90% of this sub
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my gf tells people I'm a stock trader
in reality i just sit at home, read wsb and yolo on earnings
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sounds like a stock trader
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Is there anyone on this sub with any actual knowledge of sto... |
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Goodbye.
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You've Got Mail.
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> According to a recent survey by YCharts, an investment research platform, 65% of millennials ages 22-37 say they’ll reach seven-figure wealth by age 45 or sooner. And a survey released earlier this year from TD Ameritrade that found that more than half of millennials... |
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Don't forget taxes.
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How much you think he's looking at?
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I have no idea. Its like regular income I assume. You have to hold a security for more than a year to classify as capital gains. I'm not an expert.
https://www.irs.gov/taxtopic... |
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Sounds like a good name for an ebook 10 Steps to Become A Millionaire
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Step 1: Double your money
Step 2: Double your money
. . .
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What's step 3?!
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Download the full book to find out!
Investors *hate* him for sharing thei... |
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He's going to be bored as shit in jail. That is not Shkreli's environment. I don't think he understands how much it's going to suck.
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Give him a computer and he’s going to be 555 times as productive you don’t know how autists work
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That's ... |
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Trump is an enthonationalist moron. "Protectionism/mercentalism is bad" is like Econ 101.
It's amazing how many people on this sub ride his dick even though the goons behind Trump's throne make policy decisions that have a detrimental impact to the economy. If you wanna mak... |
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edit : well that was the fastest 25k i've ever made
[https://gyazo.com/6ab9a6f482f628e0943b76d27cf63cbd](https://gyazo.com/6ab9a6f482f628e0943b76d27cf63cbd)
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Ball out and buy a phone charger
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goddamn he's trading with 1% battery WTF
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Then why is the S&P only down 1-2% for the year after going up 295% over the last nine years?
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I think they're calculating the potential amount lost if it weren't for the 1-2% drop. But then again, it was bound to happen. The earlier it starts happening,... |
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Banks playing a huge game of chicken right now. First one to go bankrupt loses.
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What do you think about the fed bailing the banks out again, only permanently with QE? At a certain point in the interest rate cycle and with such high levels of debt globall... |
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i didn't think they'd ever get below $30 but with this desperate behavior now i'm not so sure. they may even end up diluting after earnings to raise cash. literally pennystock OTC shitshow behavior.
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right?
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my only apprehension is that... |
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Motherfuckers have to earn flair. You don't get that shit by begging the fag mods.
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[I'm an American](http://i.imgur.com/V1LPmaq.jpg)
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that could be anyone's passport, fuck it could be a stolen passport or a Chinatown fake
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The guy definitely makes an absurd amount of money but it’s not like he started a company in his garage that went on to make millions if not billions of people’s lives easier or anything...
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The tweet itself aknowledges that he is the "founder" and as such t... |
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Biggest lost was holding JCP thinking they would turn around. Getting into Tops. The big spike was getting options which worked out good had FB puts. Actually was up more than break even. Lost it all after FB started going up. Made some of it back from FB calls and did a lot... |
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That's so fucking ridiculous - what kind of pussy puts a 9 year old in cuffs
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Ok, just googled and read the story. I seriously wanna know what kind of a faggot gets up in the morning, arrests a little kid for fighting against what the article i read said wer... |
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Wow some actual DD for a change.
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I know, right? This man/woman is talking a lot of sense.
Edit: Except for some ACAD calls, im in QQQ puts and not much else at the moment
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Probably a dude, chicks don't listen to the macrovoices podcast.
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I would wait until a bit more before buying, dip seems to not be finished.
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Nah dip is toasted imo. If you are gonna buy calls. I'd buy them now.
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all the retards that dont understand the repo market and listen to politics everyday will r... |
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For someone ootl , fill me in?
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Moron was trying to get a credit card and use it to buy stocks because he thought he could guarantee 20% returns to pay off the debt.
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Sounds like a solid strategy to me, what could possibly go wrong?
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100 dollar per barrel days are gone impo, what makes you think otherwise
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I certainly don't see a return to those days this year or even next year. But I just think there's too much money still left on the table for it to not be profitable for our life ti... |
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Noob questions dafuq is this? ELI5
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FANG leveraged 3x
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ELI5?
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3x leveraged FANG
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ELI4?
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If FANG stocks go up, FNGU goes up three times as much.
If FANG stocks go down, FNGU goes down th... |
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Is it the norm for CEOs to repeat the same concept over and over again in the answers with no connection to the question, or is it just dumb?
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Not just CEOs. [Kimbal Musk does stupid shit like this.](https://www.mediaite.com/online/varney-shuts-down-surreal-... |
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I'm a millenial and retarded and even I stayed the fuck away
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Well, you used the word retarded correctly. You might actually be an artist.
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You speld a word wrong.
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Yea it's *autist*
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Okay, Lindsay, are y... |
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Is it illegal to short your own company?
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Yes.
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Do you think he's doing it on purpose for some reason?
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Yes
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Do you think he's profiting off of the drop in share price, indirectly or otherwise?
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Damn grapejelly you really lost 40k over the past few months? Like 3 months ago you were at 65k.
Sorry for your loss
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You’ve seen what this guy does with his money right?
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Unfortunately I have. Now I wouldn't say this about just anyone ... |
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$18.1 would be just great
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No lie lol
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No diggitty
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I like the way you work it
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I have to bag(hold) it up.
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Shorted sfix at 37.5. Ignored the position as it ran to 53. Margin called 75% of my money away. Lost the rest between selling calls on tlry the day before it ran to 300 and selling puts on Vix the last week.
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I watched the big short. How do I short student loans?
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Doesn't answer your question but anybody with student loans, look into 'disability discharge'. I got $65k erased with a fucking doctors note. And no, I'm not disabled.
All you have to do is request th... |
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I've been looking for quality content on the sub all day, and to think I'd almost given up too. This is some quality shitposting
Edit: These bitches love Elon
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[WE NEED MOAR, PLS DON'T STAHP](http://i.imgur.com/m81eVFo.png)
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I think what happens is it comes down to men wanting to date someone in their field, and even doing the exact same project. I deal with this with my younger, often highly autistic engineers. Women on the other hand based on polling want to date as far away from her field as ... |
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Not gonna lie though this scene was powerful as fuck.
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what movie?
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Wow really?
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It flew under the radar because of Passion of the Christ. Huge cult following now tho. (Top 5 all time for me)
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Am I insane ... |
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Clip shows him not really answering some questions and then because he wants to leave he starts to thank everybody for a 'good meeting' and gets ready to get up.
Euro parliament members get annoyed that they're being tossed aside but then go along with it joking that he ... |
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Trade options with Robinhood!!
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Options?
you trade option?
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Yeah I buy 1 option
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what is that call bro?
the name of the broker.
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I don't think you can trade options on Robinhood. Robinhood is a free broker y... |
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They force US companies to give them their intellectual property in exchange for access to the Chinese market. IP theft. Also a trade deficit & manipulation of markets by the government (Chinese govt will subsidize business losses, giving Chinese firms an unfair edge)
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73k is 50% of his savings. 73k*2 = 146k...
Regardless, he's nowhere near 200k anymore, not to mention 200k as a (likely) single person in his 30s is just kinda sad LOL
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For some, it is. *whimper*
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It's freaking... |
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This outta be good. Positions.?
Let's see those MU $60 calls and $120 MSFT leaps lol
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It’s actually 20 11/2 $300 Tesla calls. You can just look at my yolo post from a few days ago.
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wtf is this ? Is martin gay ?
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That or he's pretending to be to manipulate gay investors
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Let's not try and act like we are all above being gay ourselves for more shares of NVDA
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I fucking hate this place
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How much you thinking about spending anyways on a ring?
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Too much
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Diamonds are worthless she'll never know if you spend a hundred or a hundred grand
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Get one of those synthetic diamonds. They are actually flawless, custo... |
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tfw when i actually sold at peak
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I’ve heard alot about these so called “options”, what are they? From what I’ve gathered from /r/wsb it’s some other ways to invest than just buying and selling stocks. And it only unlocks after... |
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Meanwhile the market will snap back and rally after the jobs number. The same thing happened Tuesday.
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That’s because the American worker, not the shit sack in the White House.
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If only the black guy had tried to... |
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Started with about $18k in the spring. Ending in mid $60ks while paying all expenses (including rent) with brokerage account. Great year.
Wait for Amazon domination news to come out. Buy options two months out at strike equal to price pre-Amazon price of affected company. ... |
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hope you have $300k+ in savings and this is just fun money...
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Six-figure salary means my immediate future is not in trouble (unless I lose my job). Six-figure 401(k) means my long-term future should be alright. It's that pesky mid-term future which has been... |
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So Iam willing to work this out with you, but you'll have to help me understand. Do I make 1 play where I predict the last 3 numbers and if the last 2 are accurate I already win something? Or do I have to make the bets seperatly? I will assume I make 1 play for the last 3 nu... |
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How do I short OP?
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How do I buy calls on you shorting OP?
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C D O
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Dogshit wrapped in catshit.
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Do you smell that? Whats that smell?
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Opportunity
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Ur forgetting that interest rates r going to 0 so the cost of servicing this debt will be negligible, also when the fed goes back to qe and inflation picks up that’ll further reduce the debt burden. Fucking retard
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Damn if we go into recession with 2.5 then we are pretty much screwed
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Now look at Europe LMAO
People acting like it's normal... I tell people that private German investors will cease Greek Government property, that there might will be civil war and people ... |
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Love how penny stocks are not allowed here but RH accounts with portfolio worth pennies is fine.
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TIL DGAZ is a penny stock
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I'm saying $100 portfolio is just pointless.
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I mean I don't have money to blow, I've just never ... |
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Congrats man. Don't worry about the proof monkeys on here, post a screenshot and move on if people still don't believe it.
If anything some of us are more interested in how or why you chose to put on these trades...How did you come to find $FRAN and decide to put on thi... |
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Put it all on black.
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Sounds like she did the same thing
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Ha. Even worse, the guy just turned 21. She's 33.
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Out. Do his parents care when she stays over in their basement?
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No. He lives with her, her 3 ... |
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MU up 3.48%
SQ 2%
TTWO 2.34%
NVDA 0.60%
could be a lot worse, what are you looking at
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Botz is in free fall.
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its down 0.41%.....
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today, last few days is much higher.
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Jesus, I just took a look at the nug. May you brave autists holding it rest in peace.
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There are people autistic enough to hold it with no stops in place? I didn't know the scale went that high.
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Just bought more fuck the nug haters
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Doesn’t seem like he would specifically say he wasnt interested in raising more capital if bankrupcy was even a possibility
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Every car they make costs more *to* make than it brings in in revenue. How is bankruptcy not a possibility?
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Woo! YOLOd whole account on this meeting.
Edit: http://imgur.com/KkgvOAc
Edit 2: RIP Gains
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positions?
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http://imgur.com/BkqQZmM
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WTF.
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https://www.autismspeaks.org
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How u do this and why did I not do this
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All SPX calls. [These](https://i.imgur.com/cacX5pV.png) were my holdings Wednesday morning before the #wsbcrashofjan24. The dip later that day took me back down into the 390k range, and I leveraged up on the dip by ... |
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I bought TSLA because Obama beat Romney. Young me decided that a democrat might throw some incentives their way. I sold following Elon's pullout following Paris. The timelines say its time to secure those profits anyway
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I mean this shit's valued 10 more ... |
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Is that the new panthers owner?
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Yep
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Buying NFL franchises and moving markets, what a baller
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Just wait hes gonna rename it Micron Technology Stadium.
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stop, stop, I'm chafing
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Who cares how America is doing if I can be filthy fucking rich instead.
I’ll just take my bags of cash and become an ex-pat somewhere that isn’t a mess if it gets that bad.
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Still rather be here than pretty much anywhere else. Europe look d good but no... |
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Don’t the Chinese cook their books? Why do we think alibaba doesn’t because jack ma said to believe him? If books are being cooked then beats are more likely but I do see they’ve not hit expectations on a couple of occasions. Either way you’re right it’s entertaining.
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Anybody thinking 3/31 puts for short term profit taking?
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? market is going nowhere but up from here. Literally.
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Agreed overall, just thinking about the possibility of a brief pullback at the end of the day today or at open tomorrow
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Sold my COST at 163 and used the cash to buy NVDA at 147
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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Should have bought Ay Em Dick.
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Definitely, I also dropped another 6k into my brokerage and dumped it into MU at 29.85 which isn't going anywhere either lol
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Senior financial analyst. I hate my fucking life everyday!
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hey shouldnt you be a billionaire
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Fuck no I make 95k a year never gonna make a billion.
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95k with "senior" in your title? Oof.
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The whole argument chain is pretty funny
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It's got a little of everything. Some racism, some cross-generational insults, some good old fashioned fighting.
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My favorite was probably the (apparently unfounded) claim that /u/datsumgai was Fili... |
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Wutang is now lost forever ��
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Asset forfeiture plz
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Jeff Sessions this is your chance to shine
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The US government putting an unheard Wu-Tang album up in a seized asset auction would be peak 2017, if only because it will be... |
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I'm still stuck on why he would bother to type that shit into his phone and blast it out to the world. Dude is 73, how is he that immature?
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He got money and doesn't give af...you're sitting in your mom's basement being salty about how he acting...who's the ... |
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Cause you are a
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Future Option Buyer?
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That's rookie shit. You go to a Simon brand mall and buy $500 gift cards at 3.95 a piece, take them to Walmart and get $1000 money orders for $0.70 a piece, and then deposit them into your bank account.
You'd make money if you have a good credit card.
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wait... |
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Charge your phone.
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I cant. i have to place my phone in a very specific position to charge my phone. Second iphone with this issue. I would buy a new iphone but i thought alibaba was such a steal these past 2 months that I’ve been buying it as much as possib... |
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Easiest way to make $1,000 is to start with $10,000. Ride the tendie train.
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You got it wrong easiest way to be a millionaire is to start with a billion.
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Well I am autistic
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Where do I... |
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fuck margins get options
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Options ON margin
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Options on margin to make 3x leveraged ETF plays
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Keep going im almost there
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Options on margin to make 3x leveraged ETF plays that are OTM... |
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>a Reddit forum with more than three million subscribers
lol
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I can't stop laughing holy shit
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Almost 1% of the US population is subbed to WSB. Simply stunning.
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Sorry, why does it say that there are 3 million subs i... |
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I'm always dubious about this stuff. Who's going to take $66,000 and put it all or nothing on a company ER? You'd have to already be very rich.
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He said it's play money so ya, very rich
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Very rich
Uses Robinhood cause commission is too... |
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I used to be just like you, and then after a lot of lurking and seeing everybody making easy money on SPY options, I got into options around December. Now I've lost it all.
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When I first started investing I carried The Little Book of Common Sense Investing ... |
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It was a 105 Covered Call, just a heads up. 100 shares @ 100, so I still profit ~1000$ from the trade. (call sold for 5/share premium)
/u/Jurble sacrificing my rep for that Karma :(
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No matter your gains you're still a faggot for calling buying a covered ca... |
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I don’t even know which tweets are real or fake at this point.
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I quit looking them up. They've all been real.
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I just looked on http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/archive and looks like this is fake.
Edit: there is so much genuinely dumb ... |
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Thank you for posting this. I always took that channel for granted, never thought they would actually take it down considering it still accumulates a steady traffic of views.
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It's amazing what YouTube does. And there are channels on there where people talk ... |
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Dumb question. Does that mean Snapchat lost
(173,000,000×1.05)-(173,000,000×3.60)=
**-441,150,000 In 3 months?**
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They're almost reaching Tesla losses! BUY! BUY!!!
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The difference is Tesla is growing revenue at 50% per year.
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If I hit F5 1000 times does that cost him 75 cents?
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If you keep seeing the ad, yes.
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I don't like where this is going.
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Do you get paid if I buy the rope?
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6% of any Amazon purchase for the next 24(?) hour... |
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[lmao](https://imgur.com/f7h0ZmS.png)
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Margin is a loan given to you by a brokerage to invest. If your investments lose too much value you will get margin called and the brokerage will sell some of your holdings to recoup its loss... |
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What's your strategy big boy
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So you don't have a strategy
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50% gain isn't a strategy. But hey, no judgment. This is /r/Wallstreetbets. It's what I'm trying... |
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Before you shit on me for getting my news from the dailymail, let me tell you that they are fast as fuck on every story and they include as much detail as possible.
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So then you are a self aware retard
Nice
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Bloomberg too expensive :(
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Isn't that straight up bribery lol? That's buying the vote.
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Citizens United says this is OK
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Citizens united says ya super PAC can release Hillary the Movie before the 2008 Democratic Primaries, and that it is wrong for the FEC to censor su... |
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Even yellen couldn't stop the republicans from bankrupting the fed. She dman fine tho.
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The Dollar would be worth less than Zimbabwe dollars if we continued this printing unlimited money shit.
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“Will” not would. This made it so so much worse... |
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Republicans are about to shut down the government and its Thursday
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Yeah it's definitely the Repubs. Not the libs threatening to shut down Americans' Federal Government unless we pass spending to protect immigrants here illegally. Makes sense.
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Messed up part is I’m actually using a balance transfer to fund my margin to buy options
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The question is are you doing that because you keep losing and are chasing those losses, or are you onto an opportunity that is very near flawless in terms of upside pr... |
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This guy doesn't understand
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ay do not no de wei
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noted: retarded Ugandan Knuckles meme doesn't work in this sub, but a retarded CEO meme works.
Sorry guys, kinda new here, jotting everything down.
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Pics of your note... |
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