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### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## The crazy thing to me is that NFLX’s valuation is still unfuckingbelievably high. Edit: after doing a bit more research, I’m 100% shorting NFLX at open on Monday. I’ll cover when its at the gap fill of $227.79 ## Speaker_1: ## Except I would pay many multiples more for Net...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## AMD sucks so bad these days ## Speaker_1: ## Why though? I thought they were on the up and up. It looks like they're headed to 5 dollars ## Speaker_2: ## Well I'm probably gonna gt downvoted by all the AMD dick sucking faggots here, but this is why. *1) 5 years of negativ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## 1. Fundamentals Without going into too much detail, Applied Materials is just a solid company. In the notoriously cyclical semiconductor industry, Applied has posted steady increases in revenue and EPS over the last five years, just about every quarter. The only times that ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Jesus... What the fuck are they putting in the water? ## Speaker_1: ## He been drinking that flint water ## Speaker_2: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_3: ## Our tap water smells like pool water. Enough that I use filtered water for house plants. ## Speaker_2: ## [deleted] ## ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Right this way sir: /r/hapas ## Speaker_1: ## Oh god no, that sub should be shorted to Hell for all of the self-hate. ## Walls1337bot: ## there's a lot of it for sure but it's probably because asian men and hapas are treated like shit in the United States. being one I k...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## holy fuck man...praying for you..take the day off.. ## Speaker_0: ## scratch that...maybe you should go bust your ass at work ## Walls1337bot: ## Have a 120k / yr job rn, have to work half a year just to get those losses back (aftertax) ## Speaker_1: ## Dude, i make more ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## The price goes up ## Speaker_1: ## Right but if you don’t have anymore microwaves left in the store how can you increase prices? ## Walls1337bot: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_2: ## Money means nothing to a central banks. They can print any amount. But stocks, they can only buy...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Conspiracy theory – MM crash market so they can load up big time. ## Speaker_1: ## Ya this sure is a fucking crash with NASDAQ hitting fucking highs a couple times a week. ## Speaker_2: ## Ikr man, ive lost so much money its crazy. Ive been eating steak instead of lobste...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## We are autistic, remember ## Speaker_1: ## I never forget. ## Walls1337bot: ## do you like apricots? ## Speaker_1: ## Does anybody? ## Walls1337bot: ## don't dodge the question. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Grimes could literally be the greatest threat to humanity right now, could set us back decades, much more than hitler ever could. If we dont break them up she will be the end of papa musk. ## Speaker_1: ## They broke up ## Speaker_0: ## No theyre back together since like 2...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## What do you use to make this shit? ## Speaker_1: ## Sony vegas ## Speaker_2: ## I AM SO PISSED. I thought I got it when it was on a Humble Bundle Sale, but apparently I didn't. All I have is fucking Corel Painter Essentials 6. ## Speaker_3: ## Just fucking torrent it lik...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## What are short calls? ## Speaker_1: ## I think you might be lost. You put this as a reply instead of a google search. ## Speaker_0: ## What are the benefits of shorting a call vs buying a put? Isint the inherent risk the same but the payoff much larger on the puts? ## S...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I'm an intelligent investor that invests in shorting volatility. ## Speaker_1: ## I just watched the big short, so I’m basically a financial guru. HMU if you need any help B-) ## Speaker_2: ## I just READ the big short. Feel free to put money into my new hedge fund. It is ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## VRX Bulls [like](https://imgflip.com/i/10v0ko) ## Speaker_1: ## ayy lmao EDIT: hahah, people are so fucking salty they downvote everything I post, this is why this sub has the shit trades up top, all the dumbasses find the worst picks and upvote it. EDIT2: THIS BITCH JUST B...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I think it's safe to say I have a problem when i see my portfolio rise and fall 4 figures each day without batting an eye and then debate for an hour if I really want to drop 10 bucks on lunch with the coworkers. ## Speaker_1: ## Same, looks like fake money. If you had the ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Just to be CLEAR: - Under federal guidelines he will serve 85% of 7 years before being eligible for parole. - He will not be eligible for a prison camp. He will go to a real life federal prison. - Diesel Therapy is very real in federal prison for inmates like him. He w...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Put it all on black. ## Speaker_1: ## Sounds like she did the same thing ## Speaker_2: ## Ha. Even worse, the guy just turned 21. She's 33. ## Speaker_3: ## Out. Do his parents care when she stays over in their basement? ## Speaker_2: ## No. He lives with her, her 3 kid...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## >I have never been lucky in this life >The day he passed away, I learned he was bequeathing me over 2.5 million dollars. Okay... ## Speaker_1: ## For real. Dude blows $2 million on shitty gambles and somehow blames an unlucky life. Crazy stuff. ## Speaker_2: ## &...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## First day day trading... >I seriously think I could make a living doing this. lol ## Speaker_1: ## This thread's a wild ride. I don't know why people are downvoting OP, I'm pretty entertained by the fact that I can't tell if she's naive or trolling. She's walking th...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## My wife is currently holding 500k in cash. Has been blindly saving in a 2% account for about 3 years now. She buys rental properties nearly all cash and thinks leveraged rentals are higher risk. She absolutely refuses to do 5 year longs or any form of trading because her ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## So does this fuck Apple the hardest? ## Speaker_1: ## AAPL is 4% of SPY, if all of its products get included this time around we are going to discover new minerals and new races of mole people in January ## Speaker_2: ## I'm sure Apple has been working on a way to say they...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## After watching it fluctuate 2-3000 points on a weekly basis, you're asking if it "might" drop a couple thousand points in the next \~53 weeks? Dude, read a book or something before you touch this market ## Speaker_1: ## He was just asking a question. I wish people like you...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Shit looks like it's hitting the fan and the only thing this faggot is thinking about is buy $MU. What a warrior. ## Speaker_1: ## Seriously can we get this guy in the front page. ## Walls1337bot: ## hes a fucking wsb legend imho ## Speaker_1: ## I don't know. I bought 1...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Positions or ban fag ## Speaker_1: ## Well what the fuck is it to you ## Walls1337bot: ## Whoa whoa whoa I know you’re autistic but calm those bursts down... it’s just one fag to another trying to figure out what you did wrong... ## Speaker_1: ## It's a play on his userna...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Is there a place to view where you're banned? I'm starting to lose count. ## Speaker_1: ## You're probably banned from r/offmychest . I was banned before I even knew it existed. ## Speaker_2: ## You aren't missing out on much though, here's a recap: [https://imgur.com/a...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## couldn't be any clearer. 7k on JNUG. ## Speaker_1: ## never a bad time to buy $JNUG ## Speaker_2: ## The real TA is always in the comments. ## Speaker_1: ## sorry for autism, but what is TA? ## Walls1337bot: ## True Autism ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## The big short dude, Eismen, is shorting Canadian banks now. He said he doesnt think it will be as the bad as the US housing crisis was, but there is definitely a problem brewing with interest rates and home costs. He seems fairly confident that there will be a large correc...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## This is fking plain stupid. Those gains will be wiped out by GS shitty downgrades and welcome start from fresh. What about you sell at loss and you can also claim more tax refunds :) make that meme! ## Speaker_1: ## So what you are saying is selling all my FANG last frida...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## What'd you pick them up for? ## Speaker_1: ## 5 contracts @ $0.17 a share ## Speaker_2: ## total cost of the transaction? ## Speaker_1: ## Only $85. But am poor ## Walls1337bot: ## damn son think of all the tendies you could have bought with that money. ### END CONVER...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it? Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao ## Speaker_1: ## That’s a way better rate than a margin loan. Just saying. ## Speaker_0: ## It was actually 0.13% this year but it fluctuates +- 0.05% ## Speaker_1: ## Is t...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## WTF I HATE DONALD NOW! fucking orange faggot, just when I was about to break even he does this!? ## Speaker_1: ## This right here. I was THIS CLOSE to being back in the black. Fuck this Oompa Loompa. ## Speaker_2: ## I just don't understand why he did this The liberal...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Must be trying to distract from the mother of all fuck up. This is top kek shit ## Speaker_1: ## There is so much distraction and deflection going on (looking at this mans history it should be painfully obvious). Nonetheless, something BIG is forthcoming in the near future...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Maybe if people stopped spending all their money on the products, and started investing some of that money in the company. Then they might actually be able to become rich. ## Walls1337bot: ## “Nobody has any disposable income reeeee” If you’ve got a smart phone and a car ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## still trying to bring his personal vendetta on this market... what a fucking loser ## Speaker_1: ## I don't know man, being able to wipe 31 billion dollars of your opponent's wealth in 1 tweet looks pretty successful for me. Tweeting your way into the Oval Office against al...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## How do I invest In the climbing suicide rate ## Speaker_1: ## CSV - Funeral homes, cemetaries, and caskets. ## Speaker_2: ## I almost don't like how there's always an answer to that kind of question. ## Speaker_3: ## Similarly, how would one profit off of a more violent ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## so AMD to the moon? ## Speaker_1: ## If DD is true. Mars maybe ## Speaker_2: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_1: ## Double dicking ## Walls1337bot: ## ^^ this guy fucks ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Bloomberg terminal or GTFO ## Speaker_1: ## Damn I see I have to submit a request just to order it. I take it it's not cheap. Do you use this personally? ## Speaker_2: ## Annual fee of $20,000 afaik ## Speaker_1: ## Damn. See I'm just a young buck staring with $1500 and g...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## They just play monthly option expiration games by running unconfirmed trade deal news. Does no one think the timing is suspicious ? ## Speaker_1: ## The entire trade war is a false flag. I've read navarro's book and he is not really this stupid. ## Speaker_0: ## Can you e...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Aww, cranky greedy traders are angry theres market volatility and theyre losing? I cry. I cry. Edit: yes hit that down button, let me taste those tears. Make those losses feel a little less painful. Muhahahahha ## Walls1337bot: ## You go back to check how many downvot...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## WHAT ARE YOU DOING TRUMP. TALK ABOUT LOWER TAXES, BETTER INCENTIVES. GOOD FOR 'MERICA. ## Speaker_1: ## You are fucked faggot. Have fun being homeless. ## Speaker_2: ## What the fuck did you just say to my OP ## Speaker_3: ## He said that OP is a fucked faggot and that h...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## No. Are you retarded. - Trucks. - Fleet. - Future EV. - Mustang. ## Speaker_1: ## not sure who to inverse now ## Speaker_0: ## The only play is not to invest in Ford. Seriously. No win situation. ## Speaker_2: ## I kick myself on the regular for not dropping it as...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## This is good for mu ## Speaker_1: ## Mother of god it actually is �� ## Speaker_2: ## Don't worry Cook is gonna say we DRAM prices dripping to below 2016 levels in his opening statements. MU can't sustain this much green ## Speaker_1: ## I expect nothing less. ## Speak...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## $140k ain't lambo money ## Speaker_1: ## You can definitely get a used lambo for 140k. Probably not a huracan or aventador, but older Gallardo for sure ## Speaker_2: ## You can get an old Gallardo for like $80k But if you get an 04-05 you'll be paying $120k the 04 Galla...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## What are the timeframes that you use for for all of the indicators? ## Walls1337bot: ## literally says above each chart.... ## Speaker_1: ## Autistic people don't trust signs... ## Speaker_2: ## They don't always work though, one time I saw a no littering sign right in t...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## I honestly wanna see this guy fight someone >"Matthew Korn from Goldman Sachs, you can run, but you can't hide. I will see you at the Goldman Sachs Conference, very soon and bring your commodity that guy because you owe me that for the last year. It will be easier for...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Memory prices in decline RIP $MU ## Speaker_1: ## They could decline 40% from here and MU would still be undervalued. ## Speaker_2: ## MU PE to 0.01 confirmed ## Speaker_3: ## MU is up after hours. ## Walls1337bot: ## Context: Up 0.2%. ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Those RC cars can be hard to control... pedestrians beware. ## Speaker_1: ## The car has like, a shitload of autopilot software. That software is aided by a shitload of cameras, IR cameras, and fuckin radar, embedded on every inch of the car. If he's being serious about R...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Who cares, XIV is going to get terminated. Press F to pay respects, you'll never see them again after tomorrow. ## Speaker_1: ## F ## Speaker_2: ## I ## Speaker_3: ## N ## Speaker_4: ## I ## Speaker_5: ## S ## Speaker_6: ## H ## Walls1337bot: ## I ### END CONVERSATI...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## So, someone explain what the fuck is going on please? ## Walls1337bot: ## If you believe in yourself, all your dreams will come true. ## Speaker_0: ## Then why did Hitler fail? ## Speaker_1: ## He didn't believe in himself, he wasn't blue eyed and blonde haired. ## Wall...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## Who can afford his electric cars? Nobody. Who can afford to randomly buy his flamethrowers? Nobody. Who can afford to support him by buying his candy? Literally everyone. This is good news. ## Speaker_0: ## [deleted] ## Walls1337bot: ## Yes. Because it’s not about th...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I'm waiting until it hits 10, then I buy ## Speaker_1: ## I haven't a clue about this, but why? ## Speaker_2: ## Buy high, sell low ## Speaker_3: ## If only there was a way to make money on stocks going down. You guys would be killing it. ## Speaker_4: ## Um, ever heard...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I'm all in, thinking about getting some calls as well ## Speaker_1: ## just bought two 1.35 calls ## Speaker_2: ## 1.35? ## Speaker_1: ## 7/20 calls at 1.35 prem ## Walls1337bot: ## ...... use the strike price not the premium ya wanka ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Have you been making your own choices or following most of the sub? ## Speaker_1: ## I'm up 28% for the month based off the shit NOT here. This sub is lowkey a cancer ## Walls1337bot: ## I enjoy this sub for all the shit that flies around. I do often take a look at peopl...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/ ## Speaker_1: ## Man that shit is depressing ## Speaker_2: ## So is $16k to 0 in one year, at least for OP. ## Speaker_3: ## this sub is full of posts like this, terrible advice, and many people here are straight up addicted to gambli...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## Look at their 1 year chart. It looks like a spike pit from Indiana Jones. This shit is gonna tank by years’ end. Keep in mind one of those spikes was the “funding secured” tweet. I love Tesla, I own a Model S, I love Elon, my flamethrower is gonna be delivered on Friday, ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## It’s call sound money management. ## Speaker_1: ## Sound money management is structuring your business to minimize your tax liability. It actually sounds like what they're doing here might be illegal in someone of the places they operate. Edit: I guess I shouldn't be sur...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## "Everything is fine. Stop asking me questions. Everything is fine and you don't need your old headphones you plebeians." ## Speaker_1: ## Does no one remember when they took the floppy drive out of their desktops? People flipped. And a couple years later, no one gave a shit...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I don't know RH cause I don't use it but it says you made $628.66. ## Walls1337bot: ## Yup! I recovered my $13,000 loss AND made an additional $628.66 profit cause I decided to YOLO. Never investing in pennystocks or ETFs every again ## Speaker_1: ## Don't stop now pussy. ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Poor guy, he didn't deserve this. I wish him and his family the best. 7 fucking years come on man. In the shithole socialist EU country I'm from he would get 2 years on probation and maybe have to feed 4 refugees mcdonalds. ## Speaker_1: ## Don't kid yourself, I like shkrel...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## How many nuggets can you buy with $4? ## Speaker_1: ## Almost a 10 piece ## Speaker_2: ## Yo, BK is doing a 10pc for $1.68 special. You getting ripped off on nuggets homie ## Speaker_1: ## All the burger kings have closed down near me ## Speaker_3: ## Fucking rich guy ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## retard status: confirmed go beat off to your obama hope poster. 2015 wasn't the dawn of the internet ## Speaker_1: ## easy to spot the Trump cuck. if anyone's beating off it's you watching don fuck your internet. ## Speaker_0: ## Don't wet the bed tonight, kid, the grown...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Bought Shopify Puts. Then sold out next day got 695 Uber Calls for 9/27 @ $0.65 a piece, cashed out at $1.65. Next day got 87 Shopify Calls for $13.30 sold out at $17.10. Now back on 150 Shopify shorts. At 170k currently. And yes it's all my brothers money I won't be taking ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## >tfw I'm studying CS Why not both be an algo gambler and ordinary gambler? ## Speaker_1: ## you could, but there are so many guys out there doing the same thing as you are, creating new strategies are harder than ever. Also the new regulations will make it harder f...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before. ## Speaker_1: ## "WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Robinhood screwed me out of my gains. I was trying to sell my puts but no one picked it up. ## Speaker_1: ## Happened to me last week with SNAP ## Speaker_0: ## They need to work on that shit. I almost lost money instead of gained ## Speaker_2: ## Probably wasn't Robinhoo...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_1: ## How did a nationally known brand descend into a penny stock in the first place? ## Speaker_0: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_2: ## Are kids even wearing Aeropostale and Hollister anymore? ## Walls1337bot: ## nah. those brands got co-opted by minoritie...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I miss the days when he only harassed North Korea. ## Speaker_1: ## and the Pope, and Britian, and Black Athletes, and Gold Star Families, and Military Widows, and Hillary Clinton, and Jeb!, and Hispanics, and Black people, and Millenials. Hey it was all right when it didn...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## Dead cat bounce op ## Speaker_0: ## Out of curiosity, how do you determine if a trend is a dead cat vs an actual reversal in the trend? Obviously assuming I've got a model and there's no news that would suggest a reversal in a trend. Or is it just best to always assume ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## why are you people trading on the american market? Have you not looked into outsourcing your girlfriends from the emerging markets? I highly recommend looking to Vietnam or South America to grab absolute bargains. ## Speaker_1: ## Underrated comment. American women a...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## At first I misread you had a net loss of $850. . . DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN ## Speaker_1: ## Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man ## Speaker_0: ## Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going? ## Speaker_1: ## Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job ##...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Invest in an equity that goes up 5000% ## Speaker_1: ## What if I invest in two equities that each go up 2500% ## Speaker_2: ## That's not gonna get him his 100k needs 5000% ## Speaker_1: ## why though ## Walls1337bot: ## Math, dumbass. ## Speaker_1: ## eli5 ## Walls13...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## SEC investigation. Mods deleted. ## Speaker_1: ## Wait really? I can't seem to find any links to any update. Did they say that at all or is that just a rumour ## Speaker_2: ## [removed] ## Speaker_3: ## That's kind of a hater/pussy thing to do. ## Walls1337bot: ## I re...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## If QQQ drop 33.3%, TQQQ will drop 99%. It’s realistic and possible. You ready for that? ## Speaker_0: ## Oooh that makes sense ## Walls1337bot: ## Here comes the fun part. Let’s say QQQ is at 100 now and it drops to 80. That’s a 20% drop. Assuming TQQQ is at 100 and b...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## So do they end up with the same income yearly? ## Speaker_1: ## Amazon said this would be an overall increase with the extras replaced by cash. ## Speaker_2: ## Of course they said that. But bonuses were paid to better workers. So over all that may be true, but the hard wo...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I'm jealous. I wish I could be a professional troll. This nigger gets to troll bitches on TV and yell at presidents. All I got is reddit. ## Speaker_1: ## True but you might be more successful than him! He's got the fame but no success. He's been sued for a lot of shit, ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## F ## Speaker_1: ## U ## Speaker_2: ## C ## Speaker_3: ## K ## Speaker_4: ## A ## Walls1337bot: ## D ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I'm in the core audience that they want to buy their bikes. I can't think of a single reason why I need to look like a faux-degenerate noisy jackass on the weekends, driving around without a helmet, hoping that nobody drives over my ass because they're texting on their mobi...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Now this is how we recession ## Speaker_1: ## WRONG! Friendship ended with China, now India is my best friend ## Walls1337bot: ## What's the Netflix of India? ## Speaker_2: ## Masalaflix ## Walls1337bot: ## Gonna get me some chicken tikka tendies ### END CONVERSATION ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I love how "crash" is less than 1% these days. Worst volatility since Ronald Regan was president and I was like 3 years old LOL ## Speaker_1: ## Surprised you can use a computer you old fucking shit ## Speaker_2: ## If it's 89 when he was 3, he's not that old. Speaking of ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Closed my COST calls right before the bell for 65%... waiting to see if I missed out or not. ## Speaker_1: ## Sold out too, although I was at 300% gains. Potentially lost out on another 100% :( ## Speaker_0: ## 65 is great. 300 is fucking phenomenal. Stay golden pony boy....
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## wouldnt gun stocks go down...? Help me if I am not understanding the logic here. ## Speaker_1: ## More talk of gun control = more paranoid right wingers buying firearms = better earnings. ## Speaker_2: ## I know 3 family members who decided they need an ar-15 now. Seeming...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## That sucks the brokerage can force close you like that. They lent you the position. Is that the standard practice? I have never shorted, I typically buy puts. ## Speaker_0: ## ...you're joking, right? ## Walls1337bot: ## Joking about never shorting a position? Why woul...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## which one of you held a gun to his head, and told him to loose $25,000 ? ## Speaker_1: ## lol 25k = down payment on a house. must be bum fuck no where. ## Speaker_2: ## Dude I lived out in rural area for couple years and the houses are sold for $15-25k total. Old people d...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I am in on 8/17 $12.50 puts, snap is down 7% on open and I still lost money lmaooooo Edit: Down 8% now and still red! ## Speaker_1: ## IV CRUNCHY CRUNCH BB �� ## Speaker_2: ## No coming back from this huh? ## Speaker_3: ## if it moves enough your ass might be saved. nex...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Did you know about the fraud or suspect it? ## Speaker_1: ## No I had no idea. ## Speaker_2: ## Good answer ## Speaker_1: ## If you believe it a jury will too ## Speaker_3: ## You better delete that boyyyyy ## Walls1337bot: ## he isnt smart they definately dont pay h...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Walls1337bot: ## When you take Addy it doesn't fuckin matter what time the market opens. ## Speaker_0: ## Unless you're actually ADD so you don't tweak. Feelsbadman ## Walls1337bot: ## Who is talking about tweaking? Even for ADD people, like myself, Adderall still gets rid of fatigue an...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## fuck, this is actually worrying. ​ you know how many idiots follow this guy? ## Speaker_1: ## Yea, so many people call in or just flat out follow his every REEE ## Speaker_0: ## Do you think the Nasdaq/Dow/SP can actually "Crash" within the next few hours? &a...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I honestly think this crashes hard tomorrow followed on Friday, there was no reason for this face ripper other than being oversold ## Speaker_1: ## I agree. That was a short sell squeeze. Trump is back and tweeting , Japan is losing momentum now, futures keep getting redder...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## >Referring to what he called “ridiculous and unfair” tariffs on U.S. imports, Trump said, “It’s going to stop — or we’ll stop trading with them. And that’s a very profitable answer, if we have to do it.” alright look buddy if you're going to bluff don't make it so fuckin...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Well one rule is, if I make 400% return in the same trading day I take it and run you cuck ## Speaker_1: ## lol then how do you make 500% fuckin dumbass ## Walls1337bot: ## see that's what I was going for, backfired... hard ## Speaker_2: ## Shoot when I’m up 20% on calls ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## I hate this guy. Such a i-know-all type ## Speaker_1: ## I’ll one up you. Go to the replies on his tweets. Those guys are even worse. A bunch of Taleb wannabes and dick-riders ## Speaker_2: ## Why does every post get gilded nowadays ## Speaker_3: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Positions bro ## Speaker_1: ## Only 2 right now. Bac type b warrants and UAA (bag holder) ## Speaker_0: ## I thought you couldn’t buy the BAC warrants on Robin Hood? ## Speaker_1: ## I bought them and 3 days later they send me an email saying that I was too dumb and that ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Millennials hate cruises. ## Speaker_1: ## Millenials don't hate cruises. People that can afford a proper vacation hate cruises. ## Walls1337bot: ## Cruises are dope fuck off with that, all you can drink for a week @$800? ## Speaker_2: ## I hate em. If I can't get a cr...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## positions or ban, I am tired of this chart with no idea of what your game is. ## Speaker_1: ## hi sorry i was figuring out how to upload imgur in comments lol http://imgur.com/gallery/2HwQYOq ## Speaker_2: ## Get out 10k and keep going with the rest. Trust me on this. One ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Very nice to see the Brits take as much heed to their dirty hippy petition process as the white house ## Speaker_1: ## Petitions are for pussies. You want real change you better be prepared to get up in someone's grill. ## Walls1337bot: ## like in dallas ## Speaker_2: ##...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Ublock origin + firefox + duckduckgo = sex ## Speaker_1: ## And don't use an android phone and gmail. ## Walls1337bot: ## There's really no good smartphone option. Blackberry could have been it but now their OS is basically android ## Speaker_2: ## iPhone? ## Walls1337b...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## You sound like Steve Carell. ## Speaker_1: ## I really can't tell if your joking ## Speaker_2: ## It is literally a sub plot of The Big Short. ## Speaker_3: ## thats what I was gonna say lol ## Speaker_4: ## How did you get "faggot" flair? Can I get some sort of derogato...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## Just by that picture I now know why they were bitching about having to work their ass off. ## Speaker_1: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_2: ## she's literally working for money in that picture. are you just trying to strawman or what? ## Speaker_1: ## [deleted] ## Speaker_3: ## ...
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## He's fine. The Dow didn't drop 1,000 points, it dropped 1,378 points. ## Speaker_1: ## I wish it were 1,337 just for the memes ## Speaker_2: ## > LEET now that’s an old meme ## Speaker_3: ## Stfu ## Walls1337bot: ## [deleted] ### END CONVERSATION ###
### BEGIN CONVERSATION ### ## Speaker_0: ## How much is that is Freedom cash? ## Speaker_1: ## Around $2500 USD? ## Speaker_2: ## lol I was impressed by the $3k but $2500? Gay ## Speaker_3: ## It's less than that, ~2200 - exchange fees ## Speaker_4: ## That's practically losing money IMO ## Walls1337bot: ## Consi...