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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
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long back problems
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He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
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That chair and his posture have absolutely no... |
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I can't tell if this is fake or not, I really can't
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I can tell, by the pixels. Spend more time on the internet, my friend.
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Couldn't like somebody get the HTML and edit it or something.
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Inspect Element, yes
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Holding a flag in the middle of nowhere, white tee shirt, jeans, a pump action and moobs. That is what makes America great.
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until you lived somewhere with ridiculous cost of living where you can't own guns and everyone eats soy:
you have no clue how uniron... |
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Congrats on coming back what would have felt like a unclimbable hole
Everyone reading this, this guy is a prime example of not letting your losses blind you from seeing profitable opportunities out there
My advice to you OP, take this win and take a week break. Your instin... |
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Sounds great to me as long as you give me enough warning to short them both
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\^ count me in.
PS: Bernie's the biggest ass clown ever or a really good shill can't tell.
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Nah, I'm serious, and I'm about as liberal as they come. I like Bernie... |
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Even now people are talking about buying the dip.
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Literally what I'm doing. You would be too if you were smart (we know you aren't tho). Go buy more MU calls.
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It's like they have no idea that production is steadily over 5k/week. I actually... |
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The big miss here is Buff-daddy, but he's doing OK.
If Yahoo had bought Google they would've absolutely ruined it.
Same with Google and Facebook, they're terrible with social media.
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I remember being excited for Google+ thinking it was gonna be a legit FB ... |
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What kind of fucking trailer-park carpet do you have son?
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That isn't carpet. It's actually dank weed.
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Seriously though barracks carpet.
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Ah. So how many assholes has that quarter been in?
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It's a ... |
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Every time you think, "Should I buy a call?" Buy a put, and vice versa.
Or at least tell us what you're trading, and we'll do the opposite.
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I've been doing that, looks like I will [stick] with my initial gut feeling.
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Need more gut feel... |
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Why does he care so much? If he runs a successful company, the shorts will burn in time.
It’s almost as if he’s initiating excuses for when the company struggles with debt more
“Short sellers are why x, y, z didn’t happen!”
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One could argue that shorts wh... |
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Positions that dug me out of the hole: calls on VZ, AAPL, MSFT, DIS, NOC, KMB.
It's been a wild ride folks.
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Congrats. Any plans from here?
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Thanks! I'm thinking it would be nice to take out 60k to finish paying my car off and then set asi... |
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This post right here is why other financial sub can’t compete against us.
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But is there any other financial sub? There is another one a little more exciting than getting paid a 6% annually for watching paint dry.
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6% is a good return for a ... |
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wtf sub am I in? I'm trying to buy a yacht. Go back to /r/frugal
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This post is about cars. There’s obviously nothing wrong with spending $6,000/month on a yacht payment, ffs.
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yachts and cars are in totally different categories.
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Lots of awfully round numbers. Congrats on investing in 1993.
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Close, 1995 - JNJ, NKE, XOM, DIS, INTC. 2007 - AAPL, APD. The rest were purchased in last 6 months.
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Smart moves. I was riding BMX bikes.
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In 1995, I... |
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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Early time investor here, can you explain options to me? No /s
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Call = money... |
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What did you do to do this? I want to make sure I never do anything remotely close to it in any magnitude.
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i may have some bad strategies
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Alright, boys, this was the last piece of the puzzle!
Don't have some bad strategies is the key.
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Real talk...
The dude doesn't fuck around with Hollywood celebrities, married his college sweetheart, bought IG at $1b, and knows to shut the fuck up now that people started hating on him. (Yeah im comparing him against Elon)
Zucc has discipline and the smarts, if not the... |
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Second page towards bottom: $650 billion market for advertising?
Get AdBlock, boys, and don't watch commercials. Easy.
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you realzie ad block doesn't block FB advertisements right... since they are in your FB stream or instagram stream?
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I ... |
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And here's why you are taking an absolutely massive risk nowhere near as free as you think it is.
EA was a mediocre gaming company for the better part of 2 decades and would have continued their growth had they not changed their paradigm so radically.
What they figured out... |
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I know this is a joke, but can we seriously look into doing a WSB version of seeking alpha? It'll be the same autistic trash as this subreddit but dressed up to look like a serious article and we can at least make some ad revenue off it.
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I was searching dom... |
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That's more money than I'll make working 10 years
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You need a new job.
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Or just need to start sucking those dicks a little quicker?
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Eat ass, suck a dick and sell drugs.
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Diversification strategy is a st... |
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so what did you do wrong?
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i don't know
it's been a year and i'm still legit retarded
i don't think i am in the top 10% that should be trading so considering any fire and forget suggestions you might have
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My friend - you will now live as... |
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So...why are a football coach and students in an underwater cave? I completely missed this story.
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Its like people who live by a volcano and are in absolute shock when they have lava in the living room.
Coach thought it was a good idea to go exploring cav... |
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Finally, somebody talking about penny stocks
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Rule 3.
MODS
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wait there are rules?
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What are rulez?
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There are 2 rules.
1. There are no rules.
2. See rule number 1.
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People will always hate their jobs, you may as well just pay them more so they can rationalize coming in.
Source: Hate my job.
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Or pay them like shit and they have no choice cus rent and food.
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And then change jobs
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Only ... |
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I feel like you won't get a lot of responses just because most women probably don't want to advertise that fact here.
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yeah, and the other comments here indicate why
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as I can finally see jeez
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i stay gender neutral so peopl... |
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Good. Maybe she will retire to one of those refugee communities she championed during her reign. Not likely tho
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They’re called “no go zones” by the German police.
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No they are not you propaganda dong
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[Angela Merkel admits... |
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U N R E A L I Z E D
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I actually have 700 shares totaling at something like 100k, I don't want to realize them and pay 30k in capital gains.
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Then sell weekly otm calls
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Wait is there some sort of capital gains tax evasion s... |
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All in on rebounds. Time to go green. Specifically, CAT, AMAT, and AAPL in that order. Can’t wait to come back here tomorrow and cry some more about these.
EDIT: I should include my reasons I suppose.
CAT: way oversold. The uncertainty about materials was already priced i... |
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Fuck my puts. Buying calls.
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Classic knee jerk reaction. Great way to lose money. I say you do it.
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I averaged down on my QQQ puts.
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Atta boy. BEAR GANG
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Safe space subs should not be able to make it to the front page. If I can't respectfully state an opposing opinion, it's just propaganda.
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Does that include this sub?
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Not really. afaik there are no rules against arguing against the majorit... |
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Half of you retards here voted for him, good job dumb fucks.
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Just conviently ignore all the gains the market has had since he went into office
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you mean the ones that are officially wiped out as of this month?
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Officially?... |
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im doing this right after i sprinkle some e coli around the chipotle by me.
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The [1984 Rajneeshee bioterror attack] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_Rajneeshee_bioterror_attack) was the food poisoning of 751 individuals in The Dalles, Oregon, through the ... |
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what in the autistic fuck is going on here
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I think it was in a Danish zoo where they had to kill a giraffe mostly for economic reasons, and it's common for this zoo to show people/children what these animals look inside
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"Come on down to th... |
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Was sure that this sub were a bunch of Trump retards. This is nice to see.
Anyway, SPY Puts still feel right.
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Try seeking alpha if you want to see those idiots in action
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Holy shit, I know. Back in college I used to read SA pre... |
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**THE MADMAN HE DID IT!**
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Only took 15 autistic attempts!
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FORESIGHT OF A GENIUS
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Ho lee fuk.
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Sum Ting Wong
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Yu Dun Fukd
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We Tu Lo
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Lisa Su
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Ding Bang Ow
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Everyone of these is comedy gold!!
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Wai No Pun
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He No Fun
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>constructive comments
Here's one. You are playing a dangerous game. Until you have reviewed the Securities Acts of [1933](https://www.sec.gov/about/laws/sa33.pdf) and [1940](https://www.sec.gov/about/laws/ica40.pdf), you should not be creating an investing club or solic... |
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White guy attacked Muslims, just to clarify.
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Haven't seen any info on the attacker yet, where'd you see he was a white guy?
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Mentioned in a short paragraph [here](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/18/world/europe/london-britain-vehicle-collis... |
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Do you have thoughts on getting best price? I feel like I decide on something, see the price quote (lets say its 3.50), and then I end up chasing it. Many have advised waiting 30 seconds or a minute befoe moving but of course I am impatient. Not a day trader, so don't care ... |
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Its official this is my favorite sub
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Please explain Op's post and what's happening. I'm so out of loop
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commenting for later, i wanna know too
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So far every reply makes me even more confused
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This whole... |
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Why wasn't this even mentioned in the big short
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There's a Narrative that needs to be pushed: the housing bubble and subsequent collapse were solely the result of wall street's greed and ignorance and 'predatory lending.' Certainly a lot of truth to that bu... |
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lol fuck, wasn't expecting that ending. M Night Shyamalan over here. No wonder him and that supermodel (or whatever she was) broke up
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Amber Heard?
Actress, Johnny Depps Ex and a very good looking lady
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She’s bisexual I think, at least th... |
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Wsb getting to r/all was terrible for the sub
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Not as bad as robinhood app becoming popular
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Why? People are now more easily able to invest in the free market.
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because by making it more accessible, this sub has become flo... |
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that dudes track record is unbelievable. Like literally I cannot believe he had so many wins followed by so many extreme, outright wrong losses
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"Don't get seduced by past success"
-Bill Gates
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If doing a good job doesn't make you good tha... |
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How much does he make honestly?
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He made a fuck-you amount of money four years ago and then lost almost all of it with a bad investment three years ago
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Why isn't he a mod
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Is his dad gay?
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His boyfriend ... |
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Like, I don't care about the cashier's, but holistically what this represents is still some kind of worrying
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And what does this represent?..
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Shit dude, it's possible ain't nobody gonna have jobs soon and shits gonna get weird.
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So you're sayin I subscribed to the wrong sub
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Depends, do you like rope and stools?
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Can we use stool softener?
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Can you die from using too much stool softener?
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Yes
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As he was cuffed he said absolutely he will be streaming from jail...
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I'm not too familiar with the prison system, however I assume Shkreli isn't going to a prison where he's going to get gangbanged by BBCs. Are there any white collar prisons that might ac... |
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How does one have 45k+ to his name if he thinks drys is a good long play. God damn. I demand a ban vote for this extreme high level of autism.
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No such levels of autism exist. Has to be fake.
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http://imgur.com/a/r9pfo
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D... |
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At first I misread you had a net loss of $850.
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DUDE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
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Yes, I agree, holy fucking shit. Man
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Do you at least have a good job or *something* to keep you going?
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Yah I do. Make 6fig in my day job
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> if you can go positive 1% on average per day for two years would be 1.5 Million.
Good luck trading on the weekends. GFY
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Omg it doesn't take a fucking genius to figure out I'm not talking about the weekend you pessimistic fuck
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Apparen... |
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Sunk my IRA into RAD. I just have a hunch that we are really in a business friendly climate right now and for the foreseeable future.
[proof](http://i.imgur.com/IJKMnTL.jpg)
[log](http://i.imgur.com/psnMNfI.jpg)
Edit: Damn this blew up. Just copying what I wrote further... |
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Has there ever been a republican government that didn't result in a recession? Deregulation sends the economy down the drain.
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I like the downvotes but no one can dispute. Keep on doing you pubs, it's working SO WELL.
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I went to Walmart and blocked off the water aisle. I've been doing this every day since April.
If this starts trending im gonna make so much fucking money.
I bought a ton of Nestle stocks because everyone is gonna buy chocolate milk when the water gets expensive
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This was **literally** me [yesterday](https://imgur.com/a/53RsfzN).
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Pic related is BABA calls from yesterday. What was yours?
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SPXL calls. They were only 1.05 so I said"why the hell not" and bought 4. It jumped to like $2.60 the next ... |
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Foster's: Austrian for cheap beer.
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Makes sense it’s European - I don’t even know where to buy it here in Australia.
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Dan Murphies
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In the European section with the other Austrian beers?
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That hit close to home. Except the Jennifer Aniston part, and the wife part. And having a car.
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You sold your children?
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He's sold some kids, yes.
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They were way overbought. Plan to BTFD after college
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can anyone besides tesla make an electric car that doesnt look like a retarded transformer?
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You can buy an electric Benz that looks like a normal Benz.
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You can buy a ford Fusion hybrid that looks like a ford Fusion
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Hybri... |
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70% just the last 3 months. Great job!
What were your plays?
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He deposited more money.
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So his gains were "bought, not built"?
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It tells you how much was added, I’m guessing your reading comprehension isn’t your strong... |
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Graduate student soon to be looking for a job. Anyone hiring?
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What feild?
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Research Neuroscience. I can correct English, too.
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learn to correct chinese
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It's your lucky day! I can also type in tra... |
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Is that even -10%. Because I don't think it is.
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Na 6.someshit I think
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That's nothing. Come back when you have lost 60% on some solar or biotech stock.
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lol I'm not that retarded
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Then you don't belong... |
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You owe it to Elon to buy a fucking Tesla.
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It'll happen eventually, it's hard to charge a car when you live in a condo w/ no parking garage, heh.
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Oh and let me know what you're betting on next time. I should have followed your strat bu... |
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Whatever happened to that dude who made this? He was making the best shitposts all year then vanished.
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Had a comment chain with him yesterday on Nvidia. He’s still here just not posting GIFs
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He's a mod here. This is from the great meme war... |
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Not me, but I'm just curious what your age is OP?
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29 so none of you ACTUALLY want to see my tits, pervs.
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Why are you fat or something?
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Not at all but in my experience 24 is the expiration date for most men in finance.
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Seems like a solid time to get into the market right now.
4.2% annualized GDP growth, just about 2% inflation, nearly record-low unemployment, and wage growth is driving the economy and I think we have 4-6 quarters left in this expansionary cycle. Just wish I had more m... |
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Is today the lockup expiry or wut
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The first one, yes.
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So a good time to buy is tomorrow right???
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Only if you think the company isn't a piece of shit, which it is.
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I'm trying to give people somethi... |
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Oh cool the President-elect manipulates markets using fucking Twitter. thisisfine.gif
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Bernie can be pretty dangerous with his tweets too, he can shit on a company for their drug prices or some shit and the SP will drop down at least 15%. usually recovers af... |
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Why didn't you tell us earlier faggot
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GET IN ON THE DIP NOW!!!!!!!! I just bought up more. Heading to $5
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pure speculation
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FDA approval, big conference call this morning, competing with ISRG giant... not really. Extreme... |
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9:30-4 i'm glued to my phone idgaf
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Do you work in an office?
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College student. I usually trade in class lol.
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College student gambles with life savings
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Bright future ahead
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Y'all are my niggas. If you want to make money, buy the following right now.
- 1 20 Apr QQQ 155 puts for $280
- 1 20 Apr QQQ 163 calls for $280
Total: $560
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I'm new here, ended up on a whim. Can anyone give me a really quick rundown on how/where I can do t... |
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Jesus Christ, how much money is that? Do us all a favor, sell at open and don’t come back to markets at least until 2019.
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Oh trust me I’m done after today.... except for 1 more large lotto..... going all in on John Deere puts whose with me
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You sold calls and bought puts? So you think msft is gonna tank in the near future?
You can't cuck Daddy nadella
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Yes I sold calls and bought puts, but this is part of a protective collar strategy until MSFT goes ex-dividend (note expiry date of thes positi... |
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Sold at .535 earlier today. Will buy back at mid 40's. 50's won't hold, imo. Last month was .42-.46 for the most part on anticipation of news.
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Risky not knowing when the results will come out
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Shame you didn't put in 1000
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Now he can
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Then back down to $50
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The circle of autistic life.
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The markets giveth and the markets taketh
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Close while youre ahead, trust me. I've fucked myself out of literally 10s of thousands by being a greedy fuckboi.
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100k or bust.
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I'd be impressed if you turned 7k into 100k this year. Goldman Sachs might do a direct hire ��
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In Sweden the student loans is like 0.5% interest. Is it worth it?
Edit: it's actually 0.13 % lmao
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**WARNING WARNING THIS IS SUPER RISKY WARNING WARNING**
technically, you can if **and only if** :
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My experience with Snapchat this month.
Met girl on bumble.
Moved convo to snapchat.
She says ok to a date.
She says ok how about let's go to X.
I left the chat open.
Phone goes to sleep
Open phone when she messages again.
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In JDST at 19.00. Hopefully we come out solid on the other side of the weekend.
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Solid bet here I think we can easily see 21-23 by Tuesday.
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Hahahahahahahaha inverse jnug will hit 11 fgts
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Goddamn that's the best DD I've... |
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There’s actually been some research into this topic. There was an npr podcast - I think freakoconimics. Anyways, typically female/minority ceos are appointed in situations that are very impossible and usually take the fall for something and then are replaced by ‘traditional ... |
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https://www.cnbc.com/2018/08/09/tesla-board-tells-elon-musk-to-recuse-himself-prepares-to-review-take.html
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Whats the play now...calls or shares?
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What do you think? I think this is continued manipulation to get the stock to 420 take the co... |
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Where did you pull this report from ?? I would love to see what these politicians are buying or selling.
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Are these all aggregated in a tracker spreadsheet somewhere? I feel a fund coming on.
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Make it $250K of options and then it'll actually be a show. We already got MartyMoho with a million in this thing.
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Where can I get a “stock 101 course” so I can learn what things like options mean?
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Better just to learn by experience, fake ... |
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You assholes always talking about it will be the reason it goes away. It's like you're actually retarded and are complaining about it. Should get banned for starting these topics.
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Only autistics think retardation is funny.
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Trump gonna fires off a bunch of stupid tweets tomorrow.
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like what? Bragging he won? Who cares, let him have his day. It wont affect the market.
He wont talk about new tarrifs since he has finally started to get somewhere.
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deporting St... |
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Good luck selling that...
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What do you mean? Sorry new to the stock martket. Once you buy stock and it goes up. You have to sell it to someone to make money?
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At the risk of sounding like an asshole did you think you would just have money ma... |
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Holy fuck. Lunch is on u m(3^2 -1)
Could break down what happened day by day there please? There's a bunch of terms I don't understand. Thanks.
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It's pretty straight forward:
1) Start with $593.31, collect 1 cent interest.
2) Buy a Feb 17 Walmart call wit... |
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Update: They’re dead as fuck and this is what we call IV crush young blood. F to pay respect
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Lmao what do these people expect? A single false accusation can kill a career
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And being sexually harassed just means you need to try harder and sick it up? Damn we've got it so bad!!! Sad
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Nobody said any of that, why act like a dumbfuc... |
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What happened? (Not a rh user)
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Option trading platform crashed. They locked out my account and I was unable to exit position. Letting my options expire worthless..
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It wasn’t even a Friday
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Options can expire on mondays an... |
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Buy them before their earnings report comes out Nov 2? I feel like it might dip after the earnings come out.
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wait... are you advocating buying a stock before it dips?
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I'm asking for advice nigga
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Nigga is no longer with us... |
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I’m not really an investor besides my 1 AMD stock, can someone explain like I’m retarded?
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He thought he bought options expiring in Oct 2019 for a really good price. Turns out 10/19 means October 19, 2018.
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Can you explain the 138 part, if t... |
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It will go lower.
Edit: huh. Guess I was right.
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Inverse wsb. Buy at open
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You don't want to inverse /u/MRPguy
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Why
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He's a bad motherfucker who literally outperforms 99% of this sub. I'm not even play... |
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Fuck you
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That's fair.
Do you still have those 200 9/21 calls?
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Nope. After I lost big on WMT I cut my losses and started making smarter decisions. Apparently selling those wasn't one.
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You put 100k into snap puts..."smarte... |
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Planning to buy some Best Buy while it's cheap.
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Fuck bby go bbby
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bbby is so fucked do not touch it
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-12% in after hours, RIP
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"BUY THE DIP"
-reddit
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This is what filters out shitty companies from the rest. You're telling me I have to wait 6 months to find out something like MoviePass is a failure? This will make it easier for the big boys to steal my tendies.
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Nah movie pass was an obvious failure the s... |
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I believe in the principles of competition a hell of a lot more than I believe in a bureaucrat's ability to properly dictate what is, and isn't fair use of bandwidth. The cost to lay fiber is relatively inexpensive when compared to maintaining a power or water network. The... |
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Soooo Clinton awarded them a job and then what? Invested in them before they released the news and or earnings?
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Typical congress...nothing new here.
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She wasn't a congress person in 2011 tho...
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