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You have to understand...
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Buy more puts op! And read more short articles
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Wow how did u manage to get 0.00 usually some people are left with some cents$
It's ok bro at least u can shit without blood coming out
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I am actually going to a doctors appointment next week because I have been shitting with blood coming out for 2 weeks ... |
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I was smart enough to hold through it all but have the same loss cause I had XIV
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Lmfao mods ban this [faggot.](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7w9cd1/im_from_the_year_2050_here_to_calm_your_fears)This is the *time traveler* who got caugh... |
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Fuck, I am literally all in on calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
Same. At least I can use my credit card to buy rope
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The vast majority of my money is in calls that expire in 2019 and 2020 so I'm not too worried. Hope you're not balls deep in weeklies.
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Because only old people use it and old people don’t buy shit.
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>old people don't buy shit
lmfao
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I'd get you Reddit gold, but I have a lot of secured debt on my mothers house.
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I have a lot of interest in your mother too
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I guess you could say longing resorts is.. our last resort.
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SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING!
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I saw one comment a while back where one trader doing Amazon options risked $150k for $400.
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Link for gods sake
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Don’t leave us in suspense now.. whats the move for tomorrow?
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We want /u/Volte next moves, not OP.
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Call me a conspiracy theorist if you want, but I think it's pretty obvious the market is being heavily manipulated by a bunch of dudes wi... |
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Can someone actually explain what I'm looking at?
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Walmart call options set to expire tomorrow.
He bought 4 call option contracts at an average cost of 1.96/contract ($196/contract) for about $768 (the premium). He was betting that the stock price of Walm... |
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Kinda wanna buy couple of AMZN shares just because of the dank price https://imgur.com/z7jJytA
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Amazon will never be a bad own at these prices. You can easily do like I did yesterday and flip 10 shares for a $500 profit. If the market tanks again immediately... |
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How do we fund this? Just a TV show made up of this.
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They’re fun to make for free, tbh
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How do you even make them? Like the subtitles can't be hard but getting graphics to move with the person and all
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If you look up ... |
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Maybe you should short the housing market in 2007
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man i can't be the only one who couldn't understand this fucking movie i fell asleep LMAO
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They literally had celebrities come on and explain it while making eye contact with you three se... |
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Some may get trapped and lose money left and right, but I think we all agree that the worst is /u/losingmoneyrightleft
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Lol watch mu crash to 50 and make me rich boy .
Crash started today
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Look at that. Its back up.
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The best is Popeyes, cheapest is MCD's 20 peice for $4.99.
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NUGGETS AREN'T TENDIES **REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE**
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What's the obsession with AMD, do people just invest in companies they like because they have an AMD GPU and got an AMD CPU for their brothers shitty minecraft PC build
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Yes.
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Why is this good for stocks? Flight risk just adds uncertainty
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Is it good for stocks?
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Visit the middle East and personally start burning oil refineries to the ground to get my ERX/XOP calls back on track
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It might slide for another day or so, but it's going to recover. I don't trust OPEC and too much shit going on with Russia, Iran and Ven... |
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Just wait until they get some unheard of Chinese beer in there.
They'll keep bidding it up because they perceive exoticness, and because everyone else is bidding it up.
Eventually someone actually trys the product, figures out it is Pabst Blue Ribbon and the whole market ... |
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How long is he in for?
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He hasn’t been sentenced yet. His bail was revoked because he couldn’t stop shitposting on the internet and violated the terms of his bail. Because he’s an idiot.
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Didn't it get revoked cause he was offering $6000 fo... |
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This sub is so much more fun when we lose money
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So all the time?
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Yes
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BEEEETTTTTCCCCONNNNNECCCCTTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1HdqrcuWIQ
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I cant believe thats for real. Well I guess I can but fuck.
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It reminds me of something you'd see in the show silicon valley.
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Am i shadowbanned in this subreddit? lol
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Ask again later
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tRaDE wArs ArE eASy tO wIN
China didn't impose tariffs on Reddit gold you fuckers.
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"Nobody knew health care could be so complicated"
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"We'll make Mexico pay for it"
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“tHerE WAs n0 cOlLuSioN”
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Im in at $11 expiring 4-27
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Is this why?
http://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-stock-price-california-state-government-bailing-out-2017-7
I'm not feeling optimistic here.
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Cali is extremely green.
They would love to pass something like this
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The problem in my view is barrier to entry for most young people. Certifications and degrees are tantamount to waste in lieu of verifiable experience. We all know at least a few people that cannot break into industry despite their education and work ethic. Perhaps it's a lac... |
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Life in prison. He's too dangerous.... His knowledge of Hilary Clinton being cloned is a threat to the global establishment. /Not serious.
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Don't mark shit as not serious, let people figure it out. If they can't, you turn in to that crazy guy who lives in th... |
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Don't they have negative rates though?
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On their short term bonds the rates are negative, I'm pretty sure
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10 year probably isn't gonna be much higher than an Ally savings.
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You just depressed me by making me realize tha... |
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Why won't anybody listen to me about this stock. All I get is down votes. I feel like Cassandra
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Because you're an idiot that's wrong. You think MU will go down due to being cyclical and peaking. In reality it's going down because despite every beat people s... |
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bad idea to pop another addy, i'm freaking tweaking at my desk.
So many AMZN calls on the line.
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Sounds healthy lol
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Bear ded bois.... grinch here to take over now at least for the time being!!!!!!
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*Friendship over with putin, Xi is my best friend now*
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But suppose the EOD rally today was the beginning of the rally tomorrow???
I don't know what to feel!?!?
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It's not, you'll be alright. A retarded ape would be able to tell that this kind of spike is not healthy growth. There's no floor under it, it's gonn... |
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This is the next recession mark my words dumbasses
Why is anyone acting surprised, we literally just experienced the 2nd longest bull run in history. You guys think overpriced rent, car loans, trillion $ student debt, and bloated real estate markets were sustainable?
Tru... |
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Waste of money, he could've invested in AMD instead
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When you're rich and like to mess with people, this is worth the waste!
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its not a waste if he got a good old kek out of it.
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Google is great
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Yeah but theres so many terms used that I dont get. A lot of jargon is used and it makes things way harder
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watch martin shkreli analyze a stock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTM05cVOEDY
he really does his due dilig... |
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"consistent results"
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He didnt say cosistently bad or consistently good
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Hated this meme format until now. 10/10
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Its 10/25
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I came here to add monitors and fuck bitches......and I’m all out of monitors.
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All right all right all right.
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Hopefully sell my AMD puts for a nice profit
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OK sure
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Keep driving the pontiac but paint some sick flames on it
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yes you can save yourself the money and the humiliation of driving that peasant carrier civic. paint some sweet flames on the ponty and watch the bitches drown in their own vaginal moisture
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So you're saying I should go deeper into AMD?
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No, AMD should go deeper into you
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As a former startup founder this makes me so angry. I couldn't get any serious funding yet clowns like this get millions. All. The. Time.
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Become a chick.
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I have four $12.5 GE puts expiring 10/19, already making $70 so far should I sell now or hold?
Edit: holy shit thank you guys another 10% gain is always helpful
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I'd hold
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Wtf happened to this subreddit
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It's the weekend. The mods get black out drunk and let the place run itself for 2 days.
Honestly, it's probably better that we get this shit out of our systems when it's not during trading hours.
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http://imgur.com/OcrYUvW
see ya on the streets!
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haha we can hold hands together
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How are you still alive?
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I can baghold options, right?
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Out of the first twenty companies listed 11 are semiconductor companies. That should be telling. It's not just Micron that is undervalued, it's semiconductors (with the notable exceptions of NVDA and AMD)
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It’s cyclical
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The entire marke... |
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Bro it’s gonna be 65 in 3 months just enjoy the ride
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This. Sometimes it's best to just walk away and wait to see what happens
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That's what my dad did 15 years ago
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If you've been following the sub for 6 months you should have some idea on what _not_ to do.
Um, watching Billions doesn't count for shit. How the fuck you gonna short ICEJ on the IPO day? Not happening, show lost credibility.
Anyway, do you have a broker? Do you un... |
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Where’s the bottom? 20,000?
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Technically 0
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Trump gonna make it go negative
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ORANG MAN BAD
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May your portfolio be as red as your cap.
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Don't own one and I didn't even vote for Trump.
And I'... |
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Back near (not below) my cost basis. Thesis is still solid, just playing the waiting game
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With Trumps burn rate on political capital, do you think this game is still viable? Currently still holding and below my cost basis.
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Doesn't m... |
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....
why wouldn't you just invest it in the roth instead of taking it out.
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So I could actually take out the profits.
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Now put the $1400 back in the roth and you can gamble with the rest with no guilt!
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Who needs a ROTH when... |
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They have trillions in cash, and now they got a prince who actually has ideas about what to do with all that money. They're buddying up with the Chosen people in Israel. Get the picture yet? The Saudis want the Jews to help them out with their money problem. In return the Je... |
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could have just bought DIA calls a year ago, leverages with the VIX #capitalism
he didn't need to take it out on the tendies
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Pls eli5
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DIA tracks the Dow Jones Industrial Average, it went up 25% in 2017. By buying calls h would have r... |
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I want the Bears to die. Why? Because ya'll want the economy to shit itself and have millions of people lose their savings and homes (including your retarded 401k) so you can make $100 on your FD puts. Fuck outta here
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All I'm saying is it's cool if the e... |
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Start Applying for more loans asap faggot
## Walls1337bot: ##
A$AP Faggot, the lesser known member of A$AP Mob
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ITT: People not realizing that this guy is probably hedging a much larger commodities position, not placing a $5MM directional bet against gold.
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I think if it was hedging someone with that kind of capital could just use GDM Index futures. Maybe short co... |
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yeah except AMD is relying on toxic financing, and their CEO frequently dumps shares. She dumped just a few days ago. I'm fucking done with AMD.
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Hey u shut chu fuckin mouth u peesa shit
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Do a search. There have been some badass posts about lean hogs, and how to play futures with amazing gains.
Make WSB great again.
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All those guys got banned :(
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They really didn't. Wall street bets used to be great, and yolos used t... |
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Papa Bezos: "I'll build my own fucking USPS watch me"
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what if trump bans shipping because Bezos makes fun of him
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"Amazon is pleased to announce its acquisition of the Trump family. Keep your eyes open for Don Jr.'s package!"
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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You guys don't care about me? :(
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I do. You are a special person who deserves to find happiness and contentment in life.
## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone has been calling me special! I guess I really mean something to a lot of you guys
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He's call... |
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How did you not get banned wtf. If discussing stocks is fine we could actually move there, too bad most of us are banned already
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It eventually got removed and Im probably banned. I posted it yesterday, [you can still check it out if you want to.](https://ww... |
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Sorry for your loss. Now, that's gambling.
## Speaker_1: ##
I don't know if I'd call it gambling unless you think all options/equities/etc is gambling (which would be a fair point, imo).
In my defense, every sign pointed to this company going out of business ASAP for incom... |
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but fortnite and pubg
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children eventually grow up to play COD, beat their wives, and spend money collecting all the gumdrop buttons on level 560 of Candy Crush
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Damn, that 1 year chart...wtf. Hopefully this gives them some love. No position, but I don't want to see EVERY retailer get crushed by Amazon (just Gamestop)
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Yeah, the story of the company over the last year is quite interesting. From boycotts to losing... |
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Lose even more in Tesla. Down 5,000 already. Idk what to do m8
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how much did you have originally?
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I just sold 2 minutes ago. 6,000 loss. Fuck me hard... I guess I have some taxes to avoid
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Anyone want to split a Costco pack of listerine?
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Can I pay you in Disney calls?
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Just had an idea. What if I created a site where two sexy ass strippers with big titties would read business news and provide market analysis throughout the day, and with every .1% the S&P is up they remove a piece of clothing but for every .1% the S&P is down they p... |
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This is perfectly done, I literally lol’ed when Jeremy irons said it’s not a loss until you sell. Perfect fit. Then I had to give up trying to explain to my wife why it was funny.
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you talk to your wife about trading?
GAY
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Someone kick t... |
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For any real number x, x divided by the empty set "Ø" is not infinity.
And you're a fucking moron if you think that it is.
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The limit approaches infinity as you approach 0 though.
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That title is pure clickbait bullshit. Ford will ONLY stop selling the Taurus, Fusion, and Fiesta. All trucks, SUVs, Mustang, and Focus are staying.
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So they are stopping production of all cars except the Mustang and Focus...
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Close your robinhoob account and open an optionshouse account and put the 100 there. Play some risky OTM cheap calls/puts on an earnings play. Realistically your not gonna turn that 100 into what it sounds like you want to with robinhood and any stock. If you are really look... |
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A college kid does this and gets ban hammered but with fancy words you get a sticky?
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I must have missed it. Link? Send it my way and I'll gf myself.
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Girlfriend yourself?
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But look at these credentials
http://i.imgur.com/O4Anrc0.png
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Lmao how the hell do you have sustainable profit margins above 100%?
*"For every $1 we brought in, we turned out $7 in profit!"*
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Eggs man. You just pick them up once the ch... |
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LMAO no one can sell their futures right now, its only buy. No wonder it's green.
https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1074457919326953472
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did they hire the Robinhood devs?
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Worse, they hired the devs Robinhood fired
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i swear this sub is turning into another political shithole. is this fucking r/imgoingtokindergartenforthis? where the fuck are my shkreli memes and yolos?
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I don't come here for financial advice, I come here to enjoy the evidence that business and finance m... |
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That is way too tight
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Put some lube on, should fit nicely
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I want to mine the absolute fuck out of you, you glorious piece of shit.
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Hodl me
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Welp, I'm done with stocks/options for a while. That just took out what I had left.
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How much was that?
## Speaker_0: ##
I had about 3k last Friday. So not enough to cry about it.
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It's ok to cry about it. That's a weekend with a top ... |
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Who would win in a fight: Coach Ditka, or a hurricane? But wait, before you answer, the hurricane... is hurricane Ditka.
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A heart attack?
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I’ll live long enough to see my family starve to death.
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What family they already starved
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I kind of feel like this is a scam. They dont even list an address. Questions, is the Syrian gov currently collecting taxes?
>what to sale a Villa with a nice compound the **payment will be in cash** and every documents is ready to handle over to a buyer
Lmao, im going ... |
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buy a february oil futures contract and dont roll it over. tell ur broken not to roll it over for you
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A quick 1000 barrels delivered fresh and ready
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Fuck you man. ^(Congrats, I'm just salty)
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I traded SPY like 4 or 5 times and always expired out of the money! Fuck him! ^really ^^congrats ^^^tho
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Early time investor here, can you explain options to me? No /s
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Nobody ^a... |
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>Will it go back up?
Have you been following this stock lately or has Lisa not popped your cherry yet?
Honestly anything below $14 is a bargain imo. But if you look at $SPY charts it's doing the same thing so AMD is not at fault here. We have a S&P on the 20th and... |
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Easiest puts of my life
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You retards were wrong with SHOP, im not fucking around again.
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Why did I touch MU EOD yesterday, fuck me
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Fuck. I lost my ass on the Nucor earnings. Fuck me.
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Some people do genuinely hate him and I have no doubt that it might go as far as threatening his life.
How seriously they're to be taken is up for debate, despite this you can never be too careful if you're in his position.
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12/20 35c khc
Aggressive cost cutting the past year, old CFO returned, beat last eps, rolling out new plant based meat like beyond, 1.4 + billion in cash, 5.7 div., stock near all time lows just on the mend.
Buffet put billions in at $60/sha... |
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>While history might seem to repeat itself, in reality it never does, it just seems so
RIP "$MU is cyclical" narrative; 25x PE would put share price at over $275 this fall
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So the trick is to buy MU $70 calls for Oct expiration, you could probably get th... |
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How did you even hear about this company, wsb is the only resource....
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True story: I was driving through Boise listening to the news on the radio and there was this story about Micron and how they were a big deal. As I was listening to the story I drove p... |
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$TSLA where the price is made up and the profit doesn’t matter
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Meh, could not care about their profit, CEO or share price as long as they keep making cars like my model 3.
The car is phenomenal. It makes me look forward to driving it every day. If reliabi... |
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If her strategy really worked, do you think she’d be sharing it on YouTube? Or do you think she’s trying to get as many clicks as possible for her own revenue.
Use your fucking head bro
Edit: Just watched the video. She’s literally “trading” with the answers in front of ... |
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Just for 15% gain. Sigh. Wonder how much loss if he didn't win? All?
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yes, thats how betting works lol
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Re-uploaded. I created a bot in python that scrapes the newest comments on wallstreetbets and then analyzes them. The bot scraped 1878 comments and 38983 words total. These were my favorites. The full list of counted common words is available at: https://pastebin.com/NyJcyF0... |
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Can't decide if I want to downvote you for being genuinely retarded or upvote you so other people can laugh at how much of a faggot you are
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upvote and insult in comments. it is known.
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Love the aggressive approach at gaining some tendies. Shine on you autistic fuck.
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It's incredible how much crap men will take from hot young girls. Blatantly talks shit to him and he replies "omg that's funny."
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Tbf I know a few people who... |
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In for some 11.50 Aug 17 SNAP put lotto tickets.
This shit is going to fall after the weekend just to fuck us who bought OTM weeklys.
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2 bucks for contract? Hell why not! I'll just add it to my losses!
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