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No recession until 1 quarter after inverted yield curve.
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Yeah that was more just an explainer for the retards. Could you cite that tho?
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> The term spread—the difference between long-term and short-term interest rates—is a
> strik... |
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Love how penny stocks are not allowed here but RH accounts with portfolio worth pennies is fine.
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TIL DGAZ is a penny stock
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I'm saying $100 portfolio is just pointless.
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I mean I don't have money to blow, I've just ... |
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Yes, I'm missing the shitty street coke and yacht pc case,lisa su framed picture on the desk, candlestick charts of jaynug, but you get the idea.
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I wish I had coke money
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Pro tip: you can just use regular money
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How many days to expiration are the options your firm generally trades?
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The real question is do we hold them to expiry
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I'm in. My first Option (9/21 $20 calls). Lets see how this goes. Thx for the DD!
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lol. We both are on the same boat. My first option trading!
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Nice! I've been researching, thinking thinking thinking about going in on something, figur... |
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*Slaps portfolio* This bad boy can fit so many fucking MU calls!
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only if they are 8/17 $90
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I am long $TM
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So long that I even forgot that the correct ticker is $TSLA
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Somehow this is bad for MU.
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Actually I don’t think it is. One of the enhancements for his AI computer is huge ass amount of RAM
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Soooo sell puts?
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I don’t have have the capital to cover them. And no matter how much I believe in this stock, I don’t want to sell uncovered puts. But someday I may
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Seriously what the fuck?? Hits EPS, users down due to bot banning, neutral guidance for future...how does that translate to "holy-shit-fuck-everything-this-is-a-landfill-fire!!".
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Because in the current economy unless you're beating the fuck out of your pre... |
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What were your gains after fees?
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Holding it for another week... Currently $1000 profit after fees... Jesus..
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[Right there with you](https://i.imgur.com/HA9M0F5.png)
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Has anyone actually called the suicide hotline? Does it help?
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Can't hurt to talk to someone if you're feeling that far down.
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WSB is the true Riches to Rags story.
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Rags to riches to rags
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nah just rags to no rags.
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Aww shit is this why my portfolio is taking a midday dump? Almost completely recovered from last week too.
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Yep.
This is the equivalent to a fucking 5 year old who doesn't get his way saying "I'm taking my ball and I'm going home!" Guess you can't really ... |
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Whoever commented before me, you’re shadow banned. You’re welcome.
Can $Momo be the new meme darling around here? $MU is doing too well, it’s not fun anymore.
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$EGY is where it’s at. It just dropped to its resistance and I think te gonna be a 10% per day st... |
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WSB lawsuit would be hilarious
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I can barely tie my shoes let alone sue
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What did he do
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Shorted Tesla and then posted desperate memes on Reddit
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I’m an idiot that doesn’t know much about the stock market. Can you explain what shoring a stock means?
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basically you borrow a stock from someone and... |
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It has a tutorial/walk-through command.
But given your $10 account, I don't see you benefitting much from it.
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Even if it was a $10k account what benefits can I get from it?
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Well if you had a $10k account, you could lose $10k. Can't d... |
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Life is still happy. The problem is that many people have no patience or long-term vision. They have poor risk tolerance and they probably shouldn't be speculating / investing in the first place.
I bought more AMD today. Your tragedy is my opportunity.
If you want to tr... |
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Too bad it's priced based on mass idiot.
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Except it's not. You think the scales have a gravitational acceleration adjustment?
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yes?
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If you brought a scale to the moon, would it give the same measurement? I guess a balan... |
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When you'd see your 15 years younger self, which 3 advices would you give him ?
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Buy fire runes for 4gp each and then sell them when they are 60 gp each.
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Or Micron isn't a meme and has stupidly good underlying financials.....
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What if I told you...it can be both. I’m just happy for my boy Marty. He’s picking out his yacht right now.
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Continuing to hope for TSLA gains so my June 15th $500 Calls become profitable
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Man thats ambitious
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Their earnings aren't bad
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You obviously didn’t listen to there conference is was a shit show. Absolute joke.
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I propose we save the American economy by increasing imports on Australian hotties.
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agreed, australians dont follow the ratio of 1 Hoties: 100 Uglies
Its more like 100 Hotties: .5 Uglies
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Effecting 100 GOOGL employees so far. Google employees 72000 people. This may hurt the markets but its a non story for most companies.
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Non story? 100 out of 72000 might seem like a drop in the bucket but now Google will dedicate 10x-100x the resources (h... |
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Do you ever wish it was [AMZN](https://imgur.com/a/Rt3GM) or anything that would have been better
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So you started ages ago with 1k in AMZN?
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Yup $32.21 buy in
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So you bought what 12 years ago? And it's still 71% of your por... |
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If you’d like to succeed and live to tell the tale in China, then you join the communist party. Everyone seems to be acting like he chose this, as if he had a choice lol
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Just the idea of a billionaire communist is pretty funny to me whether he’s actuall... |
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Lol to directly comparing share price.
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Almost like what the DJIA does
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Only if they are stupid. Comparing price means nothing without considering how many shares there are. Market cap? What does that mean?
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Are you ... |
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You're a shit humor
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That's meta. And yes I am retarded.
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You need to chill the fuck out
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You will never convince me that Azealia Banks wasn't telling the 100% truth when she said Elon tweeted that while high on acid and trying to have a threesome with her and Grimes, after Grimes jumped out a window.
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Wasn’t there a story of how he was at a sex ... |
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1. Don't get the Taylor Swift reference.
2. Just about everything in this document is based on public information, so the exclusivity of it ("for institutional investors only") is lost on me a bit.
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You must be new here
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Triple top on DE, please drill already
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WE'VE BEEN CUCKED BRO. I swear, if earnings was Tuesday with the entire market falling, we'd be drowning in tendies right now.
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Bought SNAP calls because all of WSB says to short it and WSB is always right.
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I tried that with AMD and bought puts...can confirm this DD does not work.
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Fuck
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Isn't the EU all about free trade? Isn't a push towards free trade consistent with their goals?
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Without going too deep, the EU has free and open trade among it's members.
When you try to import goods across that border you run into stiff tariffs regularly ... |
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Make all the wrong moves while I watch all the right moves make massive gains
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Are you me
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Am I you
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WTF is happening?
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The market can stay radical longer than you can stay Islam.
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Allah Autism, brother.
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The FED does not care about profit. Quite literally. It's an institution that can increase their balance sheet as they see fit. There's no ceiling except political pressure.
The goal of the FED is to keep inflation and unemployment low. This is their success criteria, not p... |
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Sometimes I try and conjure up an image in my head of what some of you degenerates look like.. kind of glad I'll never know, though.
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Your basic overly accessorized past the age of cool but still dressing like he goes out even though he goes home to his ... |
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How do I become an analyst? I want to manipulate the market too
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It's not that fucking hard. Get a finance or Econ degree at an East Coast liberal arts school. Suck an alumni's dick at a IB.
Gg no re: you win
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$AMD round 2
https://i.imgur.com/qmBKoyf.jpg
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Why did you buy so far ITM?
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Less extrinsic. Behaves more like shares. Etc.
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I get $35 worth of movie tickets each month for $9.99.
Their business model is retarded but their product is amazing, I hope they manage to stick around
edit. didn't read the article, saw moviepass and had to make a commend, fuck it, go moviepass
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Congrats you made a lot of imaginary money that shit is never selling lol
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Why? It has an avg vol of 2 million. He can set it to sell 20k shares a day or something.
"shit is never selling" is retarded. Yes, he will likely not sell it all at that price, ... |
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RIP OP. Still holding? Update with a pic now!!!
u/soppoistoppo
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F
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Shkreli has tiny hands
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He just needs to pull out his massive dong for that to be irrelevant. If he doesn't have a massive dong, then he has 3 years to find a good plastic surgeon to help him out.
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Not sure if excellent advice
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Well, considering he got the ticker wrong...
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Can't use morality as a down payment on your yacht
PS: someone should educate this poor fellow on what day trading is. Wouldn't want to piss away all those sweet Starbucks barista gains
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Mother fucker, don't act like your putting 'down payments on yacht... |
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https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/stocks--us-futures-point-to-bounce-as-trump-sees-tremendous-buy-opportunity-1730713
Will it still drill at open?
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Trump: ”Buy opportunity guys!”
If you haven’t started panicing yet, you should now.
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Speculative biotech and WSB, name a better duo.
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autism and WSB
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$SNAP and Puts
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Snaps going to break 7 dollars you fool.
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4400 AAPL 12/30/2016 120.00 CALLS
That way when it passes 130 on christmas you can cash out for 4 million or so
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pls
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BEAT
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My
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K
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You fucking do that every damn time I try to talk to you about anything even if it's not important you just say K and to be honest it makes me feel rejected and unheard like nothing would be better that that bullshit who the fuck just says k after you ... |
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Why do you hate /u/__rosebud__?
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Because he's gay and I suspect he may have a bigger dick than me
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He definitely has a bigger dick than you
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I've asked for proof and have yet to receive the report. This is unconfirmed.
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Still waiting on your profit being above $0 there musky
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One day but not today.
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Should make Milo first lady
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Or switch to monarchic rule and make him a real queen.
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5%? Imagine the feeling when you sell options up 20% then it goes up 100%+ more
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This happened to me hardcore recently. Bought 170 strike AAPL calls when the mark was 155 or some shit, never thought the 170 strike was reasonable, but was counting on a sh... |
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What?! Terrible idea. Just buy equity, collect dividends and write covered calls for premium.
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F
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A
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G
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This is fairly accurate.
Todays the limit so lets see if Canada has balls.
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balls is a hyper-masculine term and has no place in the vocabulary or politics of us snobby Canadians.
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Canadian sovereignty was mistake
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The only part of TA that isn't complete bullshit is how it relates to market psychology/the madness of crowds. Even that only works until it doesn't.
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Exactly. Humans are inherently greedy and have a tendency to panic when shit goes bad. TA gives a good ... |
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What did you say?
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These few comments:
https://i.imgur.com/e8WAfWE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/j8XuQqb.jpg
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✔ Outspoken Redditors
✔ Actually believe in socialism
✔ Posting in the middle of a Tuesday
Yeah I don't really get why you want... |
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Not complaining, just loaded up more 2019 $65 calls for cheap ��
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How do you have money to do that?
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Some people didn't get vaccinated like the rest of us, so they had cash in their account
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Damn their savvy anti-vax pare... |
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poor fags dont want RSU stock anyway. Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000 AMZN shares that you cant sell for 3 years and hope it never goes down?
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they also lost performance bonuses
> Would you rather have cash in your paycheck or $2000... |
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I went heavy on lnkd last week and it is now 50% of my portfolio!!! I am still a beginner what do??? Should I sell now since thats a great return or is it going even higher?
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Buyout price is 196/share and it's currently at 193. Not much more room to grow... |
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I lost 15k just being long in tech lol
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Keep going long you'll be fine, think I'm done with short dated calls after this. Atleast buying them.
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I think the lesson here is lie to and steal from poor people.
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The real lesson is that r/LateStageCapitalism is a bunch of fagz
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You know they are the kind of people you would hate of you meet them in irl.
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I live in Los ... |
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Futures green across the board. We mooning tomorrow!
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Bruh the market opens in 14 hours... Futures can go anywhere between that time lol.
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Why can't you let us autists be hopeful! Is it really too much to ask for?
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We should all take out 50k loans from one bank and not pay them back. Instead use the money to short them into bankruptcy and use all our gains to pay for a bankruptcy lawyer and move to Belize for 7 years until it’s removed from our records. Who’s in?
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Stock station, it's like $30 or 4.5% of most people's account on here
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thanks for your somewhat useful contribution.
I'll bookmark this for a later time and probably forget about it forever like most topics I find at work
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But the feeling when you finally go through your saved posts and find so much cool shit tho.
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bold move. nice gains, are you hanging around or cashing out?
also love seeing the 25% lower price target news on the bottom lmao
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I’ll just hold based on my solid DD of “why the fuck would anyone sell a house any other way”
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Stupidest ... |
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It makes me wonder if guidance could be as high as 20% over last q eps
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Real question, somehow I've found myself in like a completely insane position of a lot of close expiry MU calls due to continuous dip buying. Like a lot.
How fucked might i be? W... |
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The goal looks fine, but the question will be a)how expensive will they be and b)what are the side effects of the process they use to make the meat.
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They will cost the same as a MU 90c one week out. The side affects will be autism.
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What ... |
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Recently uninstalled Snap.
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That's all I needed. Puts for days!
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You are not good at this. You should quit.
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What do you think this withdrawal is?
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You being a pussy.
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It ain't a loss until you sell
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God bless.
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lmao coming for that man's life
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Impale him with your long dick
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okay that was super gay
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Theres alternatives to Yahoo?
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Seems incredible to me that a first year engineer at Google couldn't come up with a clean, basic bitch, sustainable finance site to track some tickers and get some news.
Short GOOGL
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Those are tears of joy as NOK AMD and NVDA colonize the moon while on earth Janet Hellen has created a dystopia where there are two classes of people: the elite who can do whatever TF they want, and the untouchables, jdst investors who live in tunnels beneath the earth, forc... |
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So let me get this straight.
He hates government-(anarchy part) and thinks government shouldn’t exist.
But then wants big government that takes away wealth to give wealth to others so there is no rich or poor(communism part)
But then wants to be rich.
Oh how I weep for the ... |
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Fucking hilarious that that news didn’t come out until after close. There’s people way above our pay grade making millions off of this information
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I’d like to see if what’s her fuck sold her amazon $1600 calls she bought on Friday today prior to the announc... |
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Most incompetent president in US history.
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Not too sure why you're getting downvoted here. When he met with the German Chancellor he stated that he heard from a "reputable judge" that GCHQ helped the previous administration tap his phone lines...Let that... |
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[Fuck yo ping nigga.](http://www.speedtest.net/result/5795654012.png) Speed Test gives me these results any hour of any day. Your Comcast garbage is so cute compared to fiber.
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[Fuck yo 4 ms ping.](http://beta.speedtest.net/result/5795771321)
## Walls133... |
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I just bought in at 48! To the moon lads!
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Lmao the stocks been between 40-45 for like the past 3 months, and you've just bought in now for 48? Classic /r/WallStreetBets move my friend ;)
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I bought in at $46.26 about a month ago. Finally ... |
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I really want to buy this dip
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Just did AMA
162 @ 7.89
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what broker?
oh yeah down $1 ~ 14%
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i'll kms
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> kms
-no..... you said AMA. (I would like to know what broker you use)
p.s. you life is wor... |
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I KEEP BUYING BUT IT KEEPS DIPPING
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Jokes on you I have no cash to buy with!
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# FAQs for those from /r/all:
> What is this place
Welcome to wsb, where bid/ask spreads don't matter and we lose our money to by buying far out-of-the-money options and going all-in on shitcaps.
> What are you talking about, what are those words
You know what'... |
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Always a good move to crack a joke so your enemies don’t see you angry. Laws of power. Meanwhile he’s plotting a new rollout that will end Muller, because at this point he has no other choice but to slow down this investigation.
Also might be wise to be all cash, if it mak... |
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If you want to find the person on the other side of this trade, head over to teslamotorsclub.com
A couple furious "investors" who got wiped out selling naked puts.
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I'm on the other side of the trade. I have 10 naked 310 strike puts expiring 4/20.
Yes... |
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Where’s the details like how much the options cost etc? If $10k was wagered to make $2k then this is dumb.
If $200 was wagered then it’s a different story.
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I probably should that put that in the title or something but if you mess around with options you w... |
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Wonder what would happen if buffet dumps lol
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If anything, Buffett would be buying
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Dude is like 80,000 years old how much longer is he gonna baghold?
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Unethical af. Love the posts but not doing it
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Like a Candle in the Wind -- Elton John, I'm so deeply sorry.
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Best Rating Stock: $AMZN PT $300 Gain 0.0%. What a legend
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Ranked #4,713 out of 4,798 Analysts on TipRanks (#11,132 out of 11,248 overall experts)
Oof.
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Who is worse than this tard?
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[Livestream of traders worse than ... |
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That guy doesn’t look concerned enough about having Musk so close to his wife
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No real danger, musk only digs real skinny white chicks
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WATER SHORTAGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE LONG WATER
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OMG MICHAEL BURY WAS RIGHT LONG PRODUCTIVE AGRICULTURAL LAND WITH WATER ON SITE.
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*Christian Bale
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What in the actual fuck is this. Had I seen this video, I would never have invested my money with these genuine autists. Thx faggots
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"We're a fun company"
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"Our elevators turns men into women! ... LOL JK we're goofy"
*dance*
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## Speaker_0: ##
You forgot about the crash we are going to have tomorrow. ��
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Dont fuckin jinx it man! You just single handedly caused a rally of biblical proportions...
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## Speaker_0: ##
What the fuck is an emotion?
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On Adderall it is what you lack as your brain discovers new groundbreaking truths about all things that are logical.
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This company has 3,000 employees lol
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That can't be right. Are they interns?
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They do have interns. They pay well too. Had two friends who interned last summer doing software engineering making $55/hr
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$55/hr internship? I'... |
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Fuck you nigga, I'll sticky that shit too.
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Omg a moderator used a racial slur ����������
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You dropped your /s
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have decided to quit my job and start trading full time. I have already made negative $1000
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at least you won't have to pay any taxes
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