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Good work.
Now for the only question that matters - what is your next play ?
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Like any sensible gentlemen, a few rounds of cocaine and mimosas, obviously.
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Welcome to the future!
I will never understand why WSB hasn't ever yolo'd on the futures, it's exactly what we all talk about everyday, you can make $500-daily just day trading a couple times in and out on the run-ups and there is no Pattern Day Trade Restrictions, you c... |
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I've learned a lot from his videos. I've also made a lot for a college student by listening to his analysis and research on what he talked about.
Brilliant guy, but damn his ego is huge.
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It was quoted by someone that he is very intelligent and a vision... |
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In 5-10 years this dip will be irrelevant. As well as the price you bought it at. Of course we all love to buy at the lowest price but it's not always possible. You are still way better than those who bought last week or before that. Most are already staring at a 5% red.
Mo... |
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Never!!!!! I keep selling my calls way too early but then I break every rule in the book by buying more and still make money bwhaahhaahaha I love this stock
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Wait until I start buying nvda calls to see how it drops to 52 week low
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Can someone explain what he said as if you were explaining it to a 5 year old?
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Buy $GILD faggot
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The 'faggot' is always implied. In your sentence the word 'faggot' is redundant.
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What's funny is that same guy is probably buying a yacht right now.
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This is my biggest fear about trading is I don’t want to become like that wolf of wallstreet fellow so I don’t invest
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I do
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Just mark Robinhood emails as spam and you won't have to worry about it
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Ok. Where is the line for seriousness? Dude is in trouble.
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/r/financialadvice ������
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Lol good point
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I met Shaq's cousin, Curtis Jackson, who is actually quite the knowledgeable investor.
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Shaq himself is a good investor. I'm guessing he obviously gets help, maybe from Jackson and others, but his portfolio is actually pretty ridiculous. For instance he got... |
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Bought weeklies when I saw it was down 7% from this non-news. Now to sell for 50% or hold out for 100%
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Hold until expire worthless as always
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Knew I should have sold yesterday. In all seriousness, why does this happen? Like is the Thursday in the red thing actually a thing?
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I get paid on Thursdays & only buy on Thursdays
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/r/dataisbeautiful
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Clearly they have more money to blow when the market's good.
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Correlation vs causation
Also, I need some blow
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I wish I could afford to go to Applebees
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It's a chilis fag face
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said the bottom drinking a stella
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I'll play along.
Explain how you came to the conclusion that the people in WSB are evil. As far as I'm aware, people were just trying to figure out how the bill would impact the market.
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Hypocrisy. There's an upvoted thread dedicated to shit talking the Re... |
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DUDE YOU BOUGHT $AVGO LOL
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I got absolutely and completely bamboozled lol
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most of the time they say numbers are stated in millions or thousands. Nope this is actually revenues of 2,507 dollars
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Up 33.33% today. Up to 0.00040 USD
Edit: Market cap of 34.44K. Jesus i could outright buy this tomorrow morning.
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Do... |
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Some kid turned 100,000 to 900 by incorrectly guessing the direction of spy for 21 days straight. that's the same percentage.
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Please tell me there's a link
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Strong link between autism and you
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## Speaker_0: ##
Millennials hate cruises.
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Speak for yourself dude. I'm a millennial & live in Florida. Cruises are huge with millenials
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And old people, those on vacation, the rich.... actually, who doesn't like cruises besides people who are af... |
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Lmao just buy puts
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#I DON'T KNOW HOW
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Same, where is a good tutorial for morons?
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Not sure why I wake up or try anymore. No matter what I do in life, whether it's trading related or not, things happen to fuck up. There hasn't been any hint of joy or positivity in my life. Youth wasted, but not quite ready to grow up. The 27 Club is sounding very tempting ... |
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Tell me about it
-SNAP put holder
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I'm confused. I bought my first option today. It was a SNAP put. Was that bad?
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Yes, you see with puts you want the stock to go down. And green represents that the stock is cur... |
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algos glaore
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/r/ihadastroke
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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Be nice to him, he had $1.2K in SNAP at a ~$25 cost basis. He lost $100.00 today, he might not make rent
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Hopefully he dies on the street
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My family owns a mansion. I'll die there one day. :)
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He died as he lived. With mo... |
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The Chad AMD investor beats the virgin MU investor again
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My AMD shares will be my legacy. I will never sell.
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I shorted it by leaving. Best financial decision ever.
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Californian here. This is the best advice.
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Except people get pissy towards us when we move into their territory. I know Portland people, and Dallas folks don't like Californians.
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Can’t get past the head being on backwards
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It’s a shitpost what do you expect.
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How often do you need to re stock on chloroform?
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A lot. But it's for me. When I'm red I just chloroform myself to sleep.
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New here, can you explain this?
Edit: I fucked up
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Air is a mixture of mainly nitrogen and oxygen.
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Good old manipulation by MMs. This is why I said not to buy options. It will explode upwards as soon as your calls expire worthless
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That's why you buy some ITM leaps.
Weeklies get manipulated hard out the ass.
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Yep. Rule number 2 for ... |
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Why do you need a chart for that and what are all the cells for?
Gain Required = 1 / (1 - Loss) - 1
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An example: You make a 35% loss (% Loss), you'll need to make a gain of 53.85% (% Gain Back) to make back those losses.
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All the people complaining about this XBOX loser.. all you gotta do is report and block and like a God damn magic trick, he's not visible anymore
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No need, the mods have relieved us of his intolerable presence. Specifically u/stormwillpass, our giver of t... |
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Looks like I'm boned. It's up $3 after hours. RIP.
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That's only $18,000. Just murder a bunch of white girls and hold onto that short.
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Loss is shrinking.
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Can we still do the white girl thing or nah?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cool. So whatd you buy in your fairy account?
All you have to do now is do the exact same thing. Trade by trade.
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USO puts the whole way down. SPY, SBUX puts in August, sold on black monday. Then call spreads on the same. Sold two weeks later. Then got p... |
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Anyone dumb enough to be either MOON GANG or BEAR GANG is retarded and deserves for their account to be zero'd. Luckily I think the "Bear Gang" members are just trolling for the most part.
If you treat stocks and politics like a fucking sports team, you're gonna get burned.... |
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I'm all in @ 6.38, bought the dip.
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Thinking of buying 10k @ 6.20. Anyone know why gold dipped so hard today? I feel like there's no real news and it'll bounce back on Friday.
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Bond sell off, yields up sends gold down. People moving into ... |
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/u/martinshkreli Was OP a faggot?
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na. just high
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What faggotry is this?!
Place some TSLA and AMD calls. Yolo your savings, better yet all your monies. Then either buy that Honda in cash or cry on your knees blowing some stranger for them to buy your Pontiac.
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W A L L S T R E E T B E T S
coming to an ... |
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IQ 50 call wtf
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Seemed like a good idea when it was at 44
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Didn’t she just buy 2mil worth of AMZN leaps? Probably just crumbs to her anyways but she sure seemed to be long the market.
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Yes, she did. But listen to her statement a few times. She clearly realizes she made a mistake saying the economy is spiralling. The... |
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Celebrating the start of MSTX week. This is it fags!
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https://i.imgur.com/I2YOmfW.jpg
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Hey I upvoted this Friday and got nothing. I'm calling shenanigans.
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It's business days
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I think FB is going to be content to trade sideways until the next earnings, but then again, I'm basing this off nothing more than my Zodiac Sign, and Mars being in Retrograde
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Good enough dd for me
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When the fuck are options gonna be available? ffs
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next week. stock is up 20% today, didnt even need options for a yolo gain. of course i sat this one out like a chump.
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True. I shoulda realized that nobody would be able to short so th... |
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Everyone's jerking off to a week's worth of production and meanwhile Panasonic is considering investing another billion in to the joint battery plants but nobody seems to care what that says about the fiscal situation, lol.
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What does that say about the fis... |
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the SNAP of car makers
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Yea except this "snap" has 25 billion in preorders for the model 3 alone lol. They will make money eventually
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How are you getting $25B? 600,000 preorders at $1000 a piece is $600M. That money is also tied up in a ... |
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Only losing 200k in a year? Those are rookie numbers gotta pump those up
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only losing ~20% a year? Half this sub lost 20% in a day when $HMNY tanked. What a fucking amateur.
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lol I did actually lose a bit but I also rode it up from nea... |
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F
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A
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https://mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1KO16L?__twitter_impression=true
I don't know who to believe.
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CNBC is pretty bearish recently (sky is falling, next market crash is imminent, etc). I'll believe Reuters over them.
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The ESPN... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
CXRX
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Bad investment. They've been on a steady downtrend for almost a year now, and they haven't released their income statement. I also never invest in a company with a negative P/E ratio. Their price might shoot up short term, but this company might be in ... |
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If I wanted to get fucked daily. I grab more mu calls
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I got the best fucking of my life when my July 20s expired
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I'm dreading my August calls lmao
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I always wondered how practical it would be to (to alfeady be rich and) win smaller lotteries <1m. Because in theory you can win it all back with what you put in easily.
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There was a group of college kids who figured out how to win a certain lottery. Usin... |
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After this whole Red Hat buy out, you cant rule out the possibility Apple will buy out GE. I just bought $16 calls for 12/21
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Why the fuck would apple want to buy a relic
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They dont
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The iROHny of leaving out the one Greek related to interest rates
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Rho's impact isn't even worth bootstrapping a zero curve because T-Bills aren't yielding 25%, you chode.
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What the hell. I have some faggy spy calls that expire on wed.
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It’s Bush’s last gift for ya mate
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No. His last gift was that trump is now postponing his conference following the G20 due to that fuckers death. What was supposed to happen Su... |
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Dude all of tech is burning to the ground right now. Hold everything, we're not going back to sticks and stones, this is just the market being autistic
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But we are autistic
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It's not even down 2% today and it's up 20% this month.
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Exactly. 30+% in the past 30 days. 3x leveraged ETFs are supposed to move quickly. I fully expect a large drop of 10+% at some time not too far away. Hopefully not from NVDA earnings though as th... |
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I'm swing trading like a mothafucka
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Same here. I'm enjoying the shit out of gold voltaility
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That must be a really good book
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I think its from a series where they put up a vibrator in their vaginas and try to read something. If someone finds the original video(s) please post links, thanks.
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Hysterical Literature (Official): https://... |
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DUDE EVERY YOUTUBE COMMERCIAL I get is this idiot Jason Bond.
If you are so rich Jason why the fuck do you need my $10 for your shitty course????
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The Intrahwhebs has you all cookied up as wantanabee daytrader mark.
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I mean they aren't... |
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How do I short masculinity?
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Look in the mirror
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Can’t afford health insurance? Tell his fucking wife to get a goddamn job then.
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Why should she have to? He earns more than double the average American household income already.
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because they're spending money like a dual income upper middle... |
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Credit card captain strikes again. Because growing up in Colorado prepares you to navigate the Florida Keys at night.
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I grew up in Colorado. I definitely could navigate the florida keys at night in a boat that I just bought.
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I grew up ... |
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you better not jinx this
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You serious? I've been in this shit since $24 pounding the fucking table to load up.
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I work in R&D for a flavor company and use natural linalool all the time. Gives a nice blueberry/green flavor, it’s used in an absurd amount of beverages. This lawsuit is laughable. Most annoying part of this industry is all the uneducated moms attacking anything that so... |
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That much and its only 1.8% of their portfolio wow
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fr, these guys have some major balls
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Ehh... they are hedging. Not a huge bet when it’s only 1.8% of funds.
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1.8% or whatnot, $443 million dollars is $443 million dollars!... |
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You deserve more upvotes. I laughed out loud at work.
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Thank you it took all of my 8 braincells at full work capacity to create this
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Amazons fuckin killing it, I could see it being a futuristic BRK A type thing
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What's that?
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Why sell now. It still has 6 months to run. Do you think it has peaked ?
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Definitely thought about keeping it on but this trade has far surpassed my expectations already. Hope it's not the peak though, still overweight via shares.
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Retards can only hold their phones for this long & eventually they are gonna change. Balls deep AAPL
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That’s exactly right. I’m completely fucking retarded and I’m still on iPhone 6. It’s getting slow and very hot when I use it. The earpiece doesn’... |
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Please for the love of all things holy (MSFT) let me get out of my QQQ and SPY puts with profit and then let the recession end just in time for me to load up on AMD/AMZN calls and then the bull run continues until AMD is at 65 and AMZN is at 2500
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Hell o... |
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I teared up during this.
I also bought [more](https://imgur.com/a/dwBMrQv)
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I bought more on the dip. God damnit I’m doubling my account by January or going insolvent.
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I bought some October calls on the dip. So we have until October caus... |
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To give some background on how his sentencing increased so dramatically, initially he was convicted but since no one lost any money his sentencing guidelines were 0-12 months(most likely no jail time since it was his first offence). As a general rule of thumb in federal frau... |
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Is Robin Hood really that bad?
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You'll find random people with 50-100k invested in it, it's great for an up-to-date ticker and making trades during the day. It's missing a lot of features, very basic and streamlined. No options, not much "advanced" stuff ... |
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Because if the market goes down 10% in a day, this magical ETF would go to 0?
How stupid are you.
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Couldn't you just sell the day before it dropped and then reinvest?
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Yes and then afterwards fly your delorean up the asshole of albert... |
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It's called algotrading you illiterate cuck
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>“I’ve got a spreadsheet that did the calculations,” Meyer, 49, says of his system. “And then I just got coders to code it, so that the computer’s coming up with it, ’cause I can’t, I couldn’t, manually do s... |
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Proof of your stupidity in pictures please ^(or ban)
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Not stupid, it might happen
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Nope definitely fully autistic
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>[Numbers published Sept 30 showed Credit Suisse holding nearly 5 million of the shares itself. Those would have been worth $550 million at the open and about $20 million now. The company reported just $244 million and $303 million in profits in the past two quarters -- s... |
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Apple release its earnings on Tuesday? Ah.
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you doing a youtube live event?
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Was thinking about it actually but a) My mic is broken b) im usually so nervous i cant even
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You put 100k on this YOLO but can't be bothered to ... |
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Still holding HRXT and hoping for an announcement regarding their phase 3 success.
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Not selling before 75
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Why anyone would YOLO $450k on naked calls is beyond me.
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"Naked" means nothing in the context of being long calls for fucks sake people have at least somewhat of an idea about what you talk about.
"Just bought a bunch of naked calls on XYZ" THAT DOESNT... |
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I have a better chance selling used dildos at my church than MSFT hitting 1trillion before AMZN.
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Like, inside or out in the parking lot?
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i don't know what im buying but i just put in about 45% of my money into this. fuck me
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That's what the hookers will be saying when you're snorting coke out of their assholes and fucking them with your super sex robot exoskeleton when this shit blasts off... |
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#BULL TRAP
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BULL TRAP = nice guy investing. This bull market is powered by Chad investing and hasn't even begun to get its tip wet in gains.
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And it would just be people talking about AMD over and over.
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you act as if that is bad thing
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I (sparingly) only use horizontal line resistances. I don't bother with trying to to come up with a trend line, because they are pretty much imaginary. I have seen a lot of stock bounce off nice and round number like 50 and 100 like bullets bounce off metal plating. So I ten... |
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whats a neet
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You
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Elon musk took down the fucking military industrial complex backed rocket industry.
Keep shitposting from your bedrooms. Never bet against our South African god.
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'Took down' - overstatement of the century
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They actually did break the ... |
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I had a dream that mods instituted a new policy here that if you are posting something that goes against your flair, you get banned.
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having sex with girls is great
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm hoping we go down a little today
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I like my market like I like my women: downs and weeping
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I'm rooting for the guy, but goodness, I'm fearful for him too.
I would have took my inheritance and paid of all my debt, bought a used Civic, but a few rental properties, and stuck the rest in a 60/40 mix of S&P500 and short term bond funds. I would have used 10% of th... |
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"I know nothing about anything" Sign Maddie up for Robinhood and she'll be WSB material in no time.
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Dibs I need that instant
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Its like nobody in this subreddit knows what theta is or what it does.
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Talking about the Greeks when most people here don't know what an option is...
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Someones whole job was to draw that picture.
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Nailed it.
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It'll be green. Arab markets were reportedly green after the Syrian missile strike. So just chill, I haven't started options, despite the behest of RH
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> Arab markets were reportedly green
What, were their abacuses visible in the Damascus satellite ph... |
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This dude went from selling books to taking over the fucking world. Maniac.
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And I love it. LateStageCapitalism has a boner for hating a self made man like Bezos. He was poor as fuck when he started(just like they are) and made something out of his own garag... |
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any option holders? if they kill earnings we need to send Andrew Left some lemons to his job
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5 110s, 10 120s weeklies and 10 120 LEAPS I bought in the 90s + 6,800 on those already.
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Wow, your left hand can get WILD AF! ��
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Then that makes his mom his gf's mom. That would make his left hand his sister. Since his left hand have male DNA, it make his lefthand a trap....
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so if he fingers his own ass while jerkin...does ... |
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lol annnddd... what happens when they ask to see the tickets...?
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after the fact that we have already lost? Why would they? That would be a dick thing to do... saying they don't trust me.
"they are at home in a fire safe". then afterwards... "my cousin t... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just going to keep YOLOing.
Here are the other preceding posts:
1st post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3zwsuj/so_i_had_900_left_in_one_of_my_accounts_and/
2nd post: https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/401w19/i_decided_to_yolo_again_with_th... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
You should do the opposite of what wsb does. When people buy calls you buy those puts and never look back and vice versa.
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The Art of the Meme
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## Speaker_0: ##
Loading motherboat with Netflix puts
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Waiting until Monday to decide strike because they’re all expensive AF right now
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