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## Walls1337bot: ##
I am gonna buy at open. You know I am doing just to tank the market.
## Speaker_0: ##
Boi i thought you got wiped out during the third recession 4/06
## Walls1337bot: ##
Degenerated man
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I once bought a used E92 2009 M3. It broke down so much and spent a fortune. Prob the most autistic purchase I ever made.
## Speaker_1: ##
My friend fixes only BMW and he told me, βyou are gonna pay double what you actually paid for the car in repairsβ
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## Speaker_0: ##
Howwwwwww
## Walls1337bot: ##
Inverse WSB
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## Speaker_0: ##
Those sobs really waited for the end
## Walls1337bot: ##
That was the longest cock hero video I've ever come across
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## Walls1337bot: ##
should i shitpost on their twitter i want that goddamn fidget spinner
## Speaker_0: ##
This is the worst post I've ever seen
## Walls1337bot: ##
i was going to post with their response but i didnt get one smh
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## Speaker_0: ##
You must tell us how you made 138%
## Speaker_1: ##
(in order of gains)
GBTC, CARA, XIV, ATVI, NTDOY, TTWO, TSLA
## Speaker_2: ##
What was your strategy for XIV
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait for a big dip, buy in when it starts a reversal, sell in a few days.
I have read this i... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Thank god my dumb ass sold my shares to pay off my last student loan
## Walls1337bot: ##
shares?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just waiting till someone in the office finally roasts this guy for that dry "Thy Emeror-God Trump" chat
## Walls1337bot: ##
He must be very high-level. Its probably Jamie.
E: Supreme
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## Speaker_0: ##
> retardant
## Walls1337bot: ##
Invest in what you know my guy
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## Speaker_0: ##
cyclical market selloff, you don't need to run to google news every time we move a few points.
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Yep... it looks like tech is getting raped. Financials and utilities donβt seem too rough
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## Speaker_0: ##
The guy is mentally ill you fuckwads, that's low even for this sub
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is the most obvious troll in the world.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Keep bag holding these calls. Iβm not gonna miss the rebound after I lost 75% of my account today.
## Speaker_0: ##
What are you holding fellow call holder?
## Walls1337bot: ##
MSFT 100 call 1/4
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have 200 shares that I bought at $22 dollars that Iβm holding to the grave. Only fucking thing in my portfolio thatβs red for the year. Fuck you Spiegel. Fucking Charlie male ass nigga. Iβm holding this shit to $0.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I like to look at Snapchat's chart a... |
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TL DR: BTFD.
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Bought 100 shares at 58.61 yesterday, wish i was more liquid
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If only there were some way to buy a contract that gives you the right to purchase something at a specific price within an agreed-upon time period. I imagine this wo... |
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When market was bull, I thought Trump was bae. But he was just fam. Where were u when trade was kill.
Phone ring, "steel tariffs is decide ".
"no"
## Speaker_1: ##
idk shit about the topic but some old white dude called into NPR and made a reasonable case for tariffs
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Positions or ban faggot
## Speaker_1: ##
Second this motion
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All in favor?
## Walls1337bot: ##
aye
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## Speaker_0: ##
BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!
(β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ β»ββ»
bitch sit your ass down
## Walls1337bot: ##
Be humble.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Guys, im noticing a pattern, these swings are getting faster. Soon we will be going from 2800 to 2630 and back twice in the same day.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck you - I just washed my pants and now they are sticky.
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## Speaker_0: ##
i could listen to sal talk for hours. guy has a magical voice
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The constant repeating of himself though... so glad we can speed up the videos.
## Walls1337bot: ##
For me this is one of the reasons he's special, or better than other educational videos. Emph... |
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Me after every earnings this year
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone buying puts which means it gaps up 10% after earnings
## Walls1337bot: ##
The real key is to buy both calls AND puts
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes hello I am Mr. Goldman Sachs AMA
## Speaker_0: ##
How can I be rich like you kind sir?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Step 1: Open mouth
Step 2: Insert my balls
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not sure yet. Sitting on $2.7k cash. Could save it to pay my credit card bill due on Thursday.
Or YOLO it on options.
Will make a decision after I read this thread
## Speaker_1: ##
Pay debts first, gamble later.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Decision made. Gamble it all
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## Speaker_0: ##
That canβt have covered Gas, insurance, repair, or anything and be worth yor time.
Why are you doing this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
To get insider info on Bezos
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## Speaker_0: ##
we need to build a wall
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#Only you can stop Bernie.
[Trump's wall just got 10 feet higher! *High Energy*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIGom24qqc)
#Total height: 213270ft.
We are 36.113% of the distance of the thickness of the Asthenosphere! (59... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
That is too 2007. These days you are an 'entrepreneur' but in reality you are just unemployed with a vague idea for an app that has been tried a million times before.
## Speaker_1: ##
"WYD for a living?" "I have an app". "oh cool! what does it do?" "well i haven't built it... |
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SWHC οΏ½οΏ½
## Walls1337bot: ##
It'll pay off for the people who have the balls to hold it.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Why are you assuming this has anything to do with XXII?
## Speaker_0: ##
Scott Gottlieb will announce that XXII helped him overcome his crippling cigarette addiction. Just read between the lines man.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm in
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## Speaker_0: ##
Positions
## Speaker_1: ##
Or
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ban
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>[Numbers published Sept 30 showed Credit Suisse holding nearly 5 million of the shares itself. Those would have been worth $550 million at the open and about $20 million now. The company reported just $244 million and $303 million in profits in the past two quarters -- s... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet"
-Abraham Lincoln
Anyone who bought a stock because of what a stranger said, is more retarded than a Zika baby
## Walls1337bot: ##
MANNKIND HERE, GET YOUR MANNKIND HERE
DISCOUNT PRICES
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## Speaker_0: ##
Finance MBA here
....do comp sci
## Walls1337bot: ##
Mental note to follow you for FA. Thanks!
## Speaker_0: ##
Buy $MU
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol I have 98% of my tiny shitty portfolio in that. Run up baby!
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## Speaker_0: ##
anyone - tl/dr on how he made his money?
## Walls1337bot: ##
He posted stuff on yahoo finance about up and coming penny stocks and he shortef them after market minipulation wore off or he rode the wave up as well
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's not even 3 PM and MU is down 4%, SQ 7.58%, I'm dead
What should I buy puts on
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm taking a short position on your life
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## Speaker_0: ##
"Stronger Together" - HRC about how to lose $1.2 billion
## Walls1337bot: ##
Step one: make friend with the parents of a homicidal maniac.
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## Speaker_0: ##
thanks for your sacrifice, but after such a selloff a counter reaction is due
## Walls1337bot: ##
I said that last week but that didnβt work out
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## Speaker_0: ##
3.5 years time. TSLA from $37 to $187. GOOG from $870 (split to $435) to $743. 759% total return on investment, or 85% annualized.
## Walls1337bot: ##
what you holding now son...I suck your dick for tips
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck your mom. You just cucked your dad.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wait, how so
## Speaker_0: ##
You used his name to become a 55Β£-ionaire. You think that won't impress your mom? What has he ever done? Had some job that provided for the family? Probably works 8-12 hours a day... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
SEC doesn't do jail. The DOJ referral and jail comes later.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don't know why you're getting downvoted but this 100%.
SEC = civil penalties (fines, barring from industry, etc.)
DOJ = jail
IIRC SEC refers cases to DOJ and DOJ acts after SEC.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dang bro you might be the first one in this sub to get negative 100% percent returns.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Not even
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## Speaker_0: ##
MUH GAINS DOWN 8%
Edit: Do you think TD will allow me to do a refund just this once?
EditEdit: 20% Im gonna hang myself
## Speaker_1: ##
bet you wish you were a RH user now don't you pleb
## Speaker_2: ##
Wait wtf. Why would RH make a difference?
## Speaker_3: ##
With ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Fuck trump. I bought 271/272 spy puts yesterday and Friday. I sold today after the bounc and bought calls because of trumps βless restrictiveβ trade measures against China....now this shit is back in the red. What the fuck is going on.
## Speaker_0: ##
Its sounds like l... |
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HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
## Speaker_1: ##
>HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
## Walls1337bot: ##
> ^^^^HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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## Speaker_0: ##
How the fuck
## Speaker_1: ##
How do you spending less than $100 on calls I can't hardly find a trade that cheap unless these are FD$
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dude, you think he went long on $50!?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll grab puts after it falls.. preferably at the bottom..
## Speaker_1: ##
What? Why would you wait until they are expensive? Why not grab some when/if the trend changes?
## Walls1337bot: ##
The WSB way
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## Speaker_0: ##
Put some white powder on your nose. 2 mins before interview.
## Speaker_1: ##
Don't forget your yarmulke
## Walls1337bot: ##
dont look like schmutz calling it a yarmulke, get extra points with kippot
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## Speaker_0: ##
Looks like a great pad to make some pornos at
## Speaker_1: ##
Nothing gets me more horny than imminent destruction.
## Walls1337bot: ##
TIL Investing in Syrian real estate is basically autoerotic asphixiaytion
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## Speaker_0: ##
Might be too soon to brag but long dated fb puts I have for spring have been constantly increasing for a few weeks now; perhaps my best position at this rate.
I didn't even do any DD; I just fucking hate facebook and instagram.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol same here. I bought 2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
*reads title*
Hmm, probably a retarded shitpost from some attention-whoring fagboy.
*looks at username*
Yep, that makes sense.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>attention-whoring fagboy.
*[checks post history](http://imgur.com/enGPp97)*
hmmmmm, probably never posts here and is b... |
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This is me...Every. Single. Trade.
## Speaker_1: ##
See 'Flash Boys' for why
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## Speaker_0: ##
Did the Fed repo again last night?
## Walls1337bot: ##
learn to google.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Check the earnings thread at r/teslamotors the level of dick sucking is unreal
## Speaker_1: ##
Not a cult.
Not a cult.
Not a cult.
## Speaker_2: ##
Not officially a cult until the mass suicide at the command of based Elon
## Walls1337bot: ##
When it comes to Elon, I don... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
this was gonna be me today, but i pussied out ofcourse. congrats, i bet it feels amazing
## Speaker_1: ##
Amazing and stressful. Second time this month hitting big on FDs. Can't stop playing them, they are a drug.
## Speaker_2: ##
Can you tell me what FD stands for?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Great read! What a faggot.
## Speaker_1: ##
We all should strive to one day be as gay as this guy. Truly magnificent.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bro didn't you read the post, he said he isn't gay. A faggot is totally different than a gay.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Based on what happened in 1887 were all fucked
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ask Warren Buffett, that fucker seems like he was alive then
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## Speaker_0: ##
What does that squiggly line mean?
## Speaker_1: ##
Can I return this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
only if you buy it with Robinhood.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I set limit sell today for 5 AMZN calls for $9.50 or so. I set it on Saturday and forgot.
It filled on the open. I paid $7.28 for them. Respectable 30% gain...
Those calls were worth $15 later in the day. I hate leaving money on the table.
## Speaker_0: ##
Oh you dum... |
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Because there's way more to life than money
## Walls1337bot: ##
like pussy
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* **Daily active users (DAU)(1)** β DAUs grew from 143 million in Q2 2016 to 173 million in Q2 2017, an increase of 30.5 million or 21% year-over-year. DAUs increased 7.3 million or 4% quarter-over-quarter, from 166 million in Q1 2017.
* **Average revenue per user (ARPU)(2)*... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Heβs not wrong
## Walls1337bot: ##
Except when you buy the Little Dipper... and didnβt know there was a Big Dipper around the corner...
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll save some people the clicks to let them know it's fake.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There was another one very similar to that which was *possibly* deleted
## Speaker_1: ##
Source? [Here's a source saying this tweet is fake.](https://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
> has son
> all in
> $1k
Your life sucks mate
## Walls1337bot: ##
No, that's just how much I trust him to make me money
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## Speaker_0: ##
That tweet is legitimately retarded.
## Speaker_1: ##
Ive noticed Black philosophizing often boils to taking a classic concept like it's better to be given fishing lessons than to be given fish and puts some kind of twist on it (I think they would call it "flavour" or some... |
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This article made me so mad that I accidentally punched my wife.
## Walls1337bot: ##
As if you had a wife... psst.
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## Speaker_0: ##
$stock APA
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Apache Corporation Common Stock (**APA**):
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**Price:** $55.44
**Open:** $55.00
**Change:** 0.19 (+0.34%)
**Today's Low/High:** 54.68 / 55.49
**Volum... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buying deep ITM puts on Stitch Fix. First ER, no way are they worth $2bn
## Walls1337bot: ##
I thought this about roku too though
This market is retarded
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's not a gain until you sell
## Walls1337bot: ##
Phew, it's not a loss until I sell either.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hoping for my -50% portfolio losses to keep coming back from the last week. Pretty much all in on $V 140 8/17 calls now
## Walls1337bot: ##
https://i.imgur.com/KcAYDcN.jpg
hmm I dunno. Slim chance you see $2 on those
## Speaker_1: ##
What website did you use for that?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Noob Question:
Whats an FD? Options?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Federick Douglas, heβs a big fan of his work
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I've finally fucking realized you have to inverse whatever the fuck you think is going to happen. Yesterday Gold rallied and I bought JNUG of course it drops.. People bearish on JNUG today which means its going up. If it hits $6.25 i'm buying 500 shares. Just waiting lik... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
https://reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/7v2gak/cboe_holy_shit/
## Speaker_1: ##
u/KarmaKingKong
## Speaker_2: ##
We coming for you bitch
## Walls1337bot: ##
To give you an award for being an upstanding WSB contributor.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
>His use of derivatives was sometimes controversial because heβd onceΒ lambastedΒ them as βfinancial weapons of mass destruction,β laterΒ arguingΒ that his bets were different and had no counterparty risk.
No mom, these options are safe. It's the other options that lose ... |
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i'm extremely depressed.
## Speaker_1: ##
All you need is some cocaine and hookers.... those would be easy to get if your bets were raining tendies though
## Speaker_2: ##
Solid method. It got us through the 80s.
## Speaker_3: ##
What got us through the 90s?
## Walls13... |
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So you're getting this wrong here. The 17 on snap was the ipo pricing. Any movement after that was purely secondary market. You have to respond to contingent offers to purchase and affirm your purchase which happens before the stock is publically available. Requirements f... |
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Don't associate that cunt with Canada, at least make it just Quebec. They want to be separate anyways.
## Walls1337bot: ##
quebecer here, we dont what that guy either
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can anyone provide me with a better reason they expect AMD to go down besides the fact that itβs gone up so much? Because until I hear legitimate concerns Iβm long AMD. They broke the $13 resistance, that should bode well if anything
## Speaker_1: ##
Theyβve broke the $13 ... |
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Well /u/losingmoneyrightleft has been short since $45.50 let's ask him how he's doing
## Walls1337bot: ##
Did he finally post proof?
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The wolf of yacht street is here!!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Most wolves weigh about 40 kilograms but the heaviest wolf ever recorded weighed over 80 kilograms!
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## Speaker_0: ##
That's like walking into a chinese gambling den and putting up random hand signals without knowing what they mean, and being surprised when you suddenly owe a lot of money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
OP.. https://imgur.com/zUgRJgd.jpg
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it would be really cool to be able to actually see, nay, *touch* the products I want to buy before I buy them. Imagine the implications: worried how a shirt might fit? Try it on right there! Produce looks funky? Give it a taste!
Take the gamble out of shopping. You're the c... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
I am an idiot who bought 2 Amzn puts for 10,000. I've only lost 8,000. The reason I bought deep in the $ puts was because I thought the world was going to end and I was a greedy asshole. Felt you all should know. They expire in April maybe I can bag hold for an impendin... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cry at my lulu calls
## Speaker_1: ##
yeah man, even the white girls in yoga pants let us down today, lulu fell off a fucking cliff after hours. $ROPE puts is all i'm gonna have left
## Walls1337bot: ##
Was earnings even released? Wtf
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## Walls1337bot: ##
BTFD
## Speaker_0: ##
Already did! It's still dipping!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Buy the fucking dip even more
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## Speaker_0: ##
young
60 years old?
## Walls1337bot: ##
59.5 years old so I can take scheduled withdrawals from my 401k, thank you very much.
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Iβm pretty sure in a bear market youβll get lucky a few times with puts and then thereβll be a day or two of green followed by all gains lost. Itβll just trade sideways ultimately going down and through decay and uncertainty everyone gets fucked. Basically a fucking day trad... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
Everyone said get over it when people didn't like "fearless girl" changing the interpretation of the art as a whole.
Then one guy added "pissing dog" and those same people threw a fit.
I liked pissing dog, friend of charging bull.
http://nyp.st/2rPr7DU
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Isn't full employment at an unemployment rate of 5.5%? That would mean we're under average unemployment meaning higher production output?
## Speaker_1: ##
Full employment is when there is no cyclical unemployment, which usually falls at around 5%. Source: took an econ clas... |
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## Speaker_0: ##
I feel like we have brighter people on this sub.
## Walls1337bot: ##
So true. I mean, who would waste 5000 on a shity vacation when they could buy MU 60 calls.
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Is the show really, Americas got autism?
## Speaker_0: ##
Yes.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wow
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## Speaker_0: ##
The hell do you need to apologize to a group of retards for?
Good work. You did what you were supposed to do. Close FDs when you land a decent profit, not hold till expiration.
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What are you even talking about?
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I have a couple friends who work at Potash corp mines, Potash is still in the dump and they haven't landed any new contracts. Apparently Russia keeps flooding the market and that is who China is beginning to buy from. But what do I know, personally I wouldn't touch it at thi... |
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I....I don't think that this is that retarded. Shit, never thought I'd say this but I may buy some twitter calls
## Walls1337bot: ##
Time to pump this shit. Log onto twitter and post this shit to @WSB twitter. Like drake said:
>Trigger fingers turn to twitter fingers
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What a fucking moron. This dumb fuck couldve just this in to a Vanguard index. He could've lived off the 400k profit every year...
A special kind of stupid
## Walls1337bot: ##
but then he wouldn't be able to sleep at night wondering what his true potential could have been ... |
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ELI5 please?
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If you owned XIV or SXVY all your money is gone in 1 day pretty much. Credit Suisse the issuer of XIV may be paying you back anywhere from 4.22$-.87cents per share.
It was at 130$ a share a few days ago. Shorting Volatility is best described ... |
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haha
## Speaker_0: ##
I know you're trolling, but the same thing happened to me in 2016 when WSB was shilling penny stocks. I lost $5k in a couple months at 18 years old because I listened to WSB. I did own a like 500 AMD shares though, I shoulda held
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Did ... |
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## Walls1337bot: ##
probably not. Just seems like the TRUMP-TRAIN tm, is no stealing tendies instead of printing them, so he'll get shat on.
## Speaker_0: ##
Then you just don't understand that Trump knows what he's doing. A trade war is gonna be easy for us to win and then we're going to b... |
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F
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F
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lmao why does this bot always get downvoted so much
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Wait...wait wait wait wait.../r/bluemidterm2018 is grounds for banning in LSC??
## Speaker_1: ##
Late stage is exclusively for complaining about the system. Anyone who is actually trying to do something is banned.
## Speaker_2: ##
The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation is ... |
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Literary lmao wow you are a true autist
## Walls1337bot: ##
i literally hate my life right now.
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Long time listener. First time YOLOer. $1200 on $62.50 FD calls. $3800 on January $70.
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Those 62.50's are going to get crushed unless you get a minimum 8% spike after earnings.
RIP op, the rally is dead
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F
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A
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