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## Speaker_0: ##
Your net present value is down regardless, if you sell you’ll see it in dollar value, if you hold you see it in stock value.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I didn't know they taught econ101 in special ed
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## Speaker_0: ##
Even at 19 his $9800 is well above the majority of the RH users in here. Might as well be a million.
He was never at our level, dude started the race 10 laps ahead.
## Speaker_1: ##
He admits as much and talks about how it is a social ill that needs to be cured.
## Walls1337bot: ##
We all know damn well that if we had $9800 at 19 we would have blown it all on weed and beer.
And even if we would have invested we almost certainly would have yoloed and lost it all.
His head start helped him become uber rich. But he still would have been rich. I don't know anyone who is phenomenal at finance that is making less than $200k right now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow you yolo in AMD expecting to lose everything. Well done. No risk no gain
## Speaker_1: ##
Wait, did people really think AMD was gonna tank?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Every seller sold with the belief it wasn't going to go up.
The only reason you are even able to make any trades in the first place is because somebody else is betting the opposite to you.
## Speaker_2: ##
Not necessarily, it could also be that they need the money now.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Very true. It also could be because their cat stepped on their keyboard.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine you are Judge in bum fucking town in Canada and you know your actions will move global markets in either direction. How do you feel?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I feel empowered to take a lunch break and place a call to my broker telling him to go all in on a particular direction......
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## Speaker_0: ##
# EndPoorPeopleScreenshots
## Walls1337bot: ##
Please advise
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## Speaker_0: ##
No, not too late at all! AMD at $10,000+ a share is a perfect place to get in. This guy belongs on this sub!
edit - just realized this wasn't on RH. He is one of us!
## Speaker_1: ##
Thought r/robinhood was outretarding us but then shit like this makes it to the top.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I got a little nervous myself.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Missed the morning up to buy puts, waited till a slight bump midday to buy in and held them into close. Going to sell them tomorrow as I don’t believe the dip is over yet. Maybe a rally Monday, but not tomorrow.
## Speaker_1: ##
Don't look at AH
## Walls1337bot: ##
Positive AH hasn’t saved bulls for a while
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## Speaker_0: ##
So are we buying calls or puts?
## Walls1337bot: ##
�� GANG CLIQUE
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## Speaker_0: ##
whos barley?
## Walls1337bot: ##
beer ingredient
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## Speaker_0: ##
I got money on puts cause lawsuits be incoming as well as investigations. He just made a multi billion dollar mistake with one tweet.
## Speaker_1: ##
it's hilarious that you're a T_D user and think tweets can lead to consequences
## Walls1337bot: ##
look as a guy into bernie's wrinkly little chode leave that man alone, this subreddit is for faggotry of all political stripes
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## Speaker_0: ##
Just a warning. They are not required to report short positions. This could be a hedge for a larger short play.
## Speaker_1: ##
Half this sub doesn't know what a hedge is tho
## Speaker_2: ##
What's a hedge
## Walls1337bot: ##
What's a short?
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## Speaker_0: ##
3% LMAO
## Speaker_1: ##
Listen here you ugly cuck 3% nets you 100K you bet your candy-ass I'm taking that money and chilling for the rest of the year and not looking at a single chart fite me irl if you disagree u ugly fat man.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Literally just put it all in SPY then. Up 17.5% for the last year, dividends.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hide your kids, hide your wife... Stack up on bottled water, canned beans,and crackers!!!!
The great depression is here!!!! Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!¡
## Walls1337bot: ##
This guy trades puts
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## Speaker_0: ##
:l
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I think you need more of an :O for the sock to fit.
## Walls1337bot: ##
>Cock
FYFT
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Over valued tech companies shitting the bed dragging down the companies that actually turn a profit.
## Speaker_0: ##
Right? None of the explanations I’ve heard apply to MU, yet it’s down 2.5%
## Walls1337bot: ##
It doesn't matter. MU isn't going to go against the tech market.
Actually starting shortly after the last ER, MU hasn't tracked with SPY, NQ, or QQQ. Days/weeks when those go up 1-2% MU will be flat, weeks when those are flat or drop MU will drop.
My favorite quote about MU recently is that it's being priced for buyout intentionally. I don't believe it but some days it seems to be the case.
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## Speaker_0: ##
How did WSB turn so leftist all of a sudden? I dont understand..
Can somebody look into these new kids to see how many posted a mere 2 months ago?
## Walls1337bot: ##
A heavy majority of the nation doesn't like Trump.
Also, disliking Trump doesn't make you a leftist, it makes you rational
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lmfao, why wouldn’t amazon just buy land? That’s all sears is worth
## Speaker_1: ##
I thought Sears land is held in shld
## Walls1337bot: ##
No Sears started a REIT with almost all their owned property called Serritage. They do have some ridiculously long cheap ground leases held by SHLD which are worth something
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fords on a pretty big low. Do it
## Walls1337bot: ##
Got it. Ford $10 puts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do it again.
## Walls1337bot: ##
If it worked once it will work again. But do it bigger this time
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now it's down over 3%
Wtf is wrong with this market
## Walls1337bot: ##
7% as of this comment
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## Speaker_0: ##
9/9 is the founding day of n Korea. We're gonna see some missiles a flyin'
## Speaker_1: ##
These contracts expire on 9/6 so I'll be ITM and out of the trade when the fireworks go off
## Walls1337bot: ##
VIX contracts are actually kind of odd. They don't follow the standard PM expiration.
Instead, VIX contracts expire in the AM, and the open of the market. In this way, they are similar to monthly (and only the monthly) SPX options that settle Friday AM at the open and settle to the symbol SET.
So tomorrow, you're going to be looking for the ticker symbol VRO - this is what settlement value of VIX options.
Good Luck.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Btfd!
## Speaker_0: ##
I never believed in MU before, but after these past few weeks I became a MUliever. I'm all in.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I believe everyone just wants it to dip so they can ride it to the MUuun!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I mean, makes sense to avoid right ?
## Speaker_1: ##
Absolutely makes sense, it's just funny
## Speaker_2: ##
Just the featured part
## Speaker_3: ##
man it's been ages since I've gone to a proper mass shooting. Thanks snap!
## Speaker_4: ##
I have one coming up soon if you want to go and meet up there!
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/fbi
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## Speaker_0: ##
Last time the S&P500 went 5 straight red days was back in Oct 21, 2016, we must get a green day on the index tomorrow or we will see bears everywhere.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Bruh just let SPY tank in the morning and then I’m all for ATH every day for the rest of time
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## Speaker_0: ##
lol flair checks out
## Speaker_1: ##
so does yours
## Speaker_2: ##
I have no flair
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
## Speaker_3: ##
I hear if you get enough downvotes for bitching about flair, that the mods will give you extra insulting flair
## Speaker_2: ##
Bad flair is better than no flair?
## Speaker_3: ##
I think bad flair is actually considered an honor around here...
## Walls1337bot: ##
Is it?
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## Speaker_0: ##
200 iron condors @ 170 - 215 weeklies. 52k win :)
## Speaker_1: ##
Screenshots needed
## Speaker_0: ##
https://imgur.com/a/UvGUVOD
There’s a strangle in there too.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Jesus Christ, clean your screen
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Too early no? I'm only up 30%... need at least 50%.
See this closing 6.5 or lower
## Speaker_0: ##
Why do you "need" 50%?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Cause I ain't no weak hands bitch. 50%+ or 0 is my motto.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Is this another recession?
## Walls1337bot: ##
We green u stupid fuck
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nobody tell him
## Walls1337bot: ##
for real this time.
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## Speaker_0: ##
People should know the truth. That the private time is where someone on this sub is picked to fuck a regular food item and snap a picture of it.
## Speaker_1: ##
That was insider info, banned.
## Speaker_0: ##
You wouldn’t ban the man whose next in line ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
I get to pick the food ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
So I'm watching this YouTube video on how to prepare for the upcoming global economic crash of 2019 and this fucker is talking about stock market moves way back when JFK was assassinated, when Reagan was shot and when Nixon resigned.
Those three events only moved the market 2.8%, 1.2% and 1.3%. That's child's play compared to a Trump tweet.
Just thought it was interesting info i'd share.
## Speaker_1: ##
well 2.8% meant a lot more points lost because the price was lower
edit: sorry i’m autistic give me some room faggots
## Walls1337bot: ##
I expect nothing less from WSB
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## Speaker_0: ##
No rockets? No moon? Am I in the right sub?
## Walls1337bot: ##
This must be the perfect time to inverse these faggots. Very un-wsb of wsb today... Damn communists
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## Speaker_0: ##
In all seriousness it's not "really really bad". This is life, markets go up and markets go violently down. I remember 08 and the flash crash had me quit trading for a long damn time.
Manage your fucking risk.
## Speaker_1: ##
[removed]
## Walls1337bot: ##
RemindMe! 2 years "/u/GuitarTheftAuto this reactionary, goofy, small-timing, motherfucker right here"
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## Speaker_0: ##
Lol do you think Trump bought some AMZN on the dip ?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I know I would.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wtf is this shit. I don't want to have to boot up Habbo Hotel to buy some FDs.
## Walls1337bot: ##
There goes my childhood
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## Speaker_0: ##
VRX earnings play
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yup, looking at 18 or 36
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## Speaker_0: ##
Man the fact these hoes be buying overpriced yoga pants amazes me
## Walls1337bot: ##
the sooner you learn that women will spend infinite amounts of money on absolutely stupid shit the better off you'll be
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## Speaker_0: ##
Drop $4000 on an overpriced computer because unlike gambling, at least I get something in return.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm stingy AF with the stuff I buy...unless it's intangible numbers on my screen.
Do you know how many cars I could've had ??
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Market profile rocks! I trade futures and it's my main tool.
Here's a free guide: https://www.cmegroup.com/education/interactive/marketprofile/handbook.pdf
## Speaker_0: ##
who read 346 pages??
## Walls1337bot: ##
People who want to become good at trading? Sorry to burst your bubble, but becoming consistently profitable takes a bit of effort.
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## Speaker_0: ##
this has to be fake
## Speaker_1: ##
It is. Posted by a satire website.
## Speaker_2: ##
Hey we don't need facts here.
## Speaker_3: ##
I too prefer to live in a reality where this happened.
## Speaker_4: ##
I now choose to live my life as a satire man.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Satireman, fighter of the Seriousman?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Put holders from yesterday bagholding
## Walls1337bot: ##
��checking in.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah it will miss twice. Netflix is finished. Lack of content doesn't get you subscribers, there only so many times a person can rewatch the office.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They have lost so many movies and shows over the years, and their own content is often shoddy paint by numbers generic trash when it's not outright strident pandering to targeted demographics. Try to find any classic movie made prior to the mid 90's and there's very little to chew on.
The whole original appeal of Netflix was to not have to hoard DVDs anymore since everything would be eventually available there. Movie studios and competitors got wiser and stopped giving them cheap access and content is now getting seasonally siloed at Netflix, Amazon, Hulu until it vanishes. You can't rely on any of them to give you guaranteed access to the same catalog over the years.
I wouldn't cancel my subscription just yet, but I did end up signing up for Filmstruck this year.
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## Speaker_0: ##
\* and skip out on food for the week, rent, and insurance payments
## Walls1337bot: ##
NVDA just needs to get over 300 by July
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wow, your left hand can get WILD AF! ��
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wow, you have more thumbs up than my post. Take my thumps up you fuk.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Yep. Remember when those blue chip stocks fell 50% in one week? I knew a guy who decided to have one last fling with his 401k, put it into "safe" stocks and turned a $5 million retirement into a little over $100,000
## Speaker_1: ##
Fuck me. Everything cratered so fast, everyone freaking the fuck out - myself included. Can you imagine YOLo in 5M and the drop never ends?
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If that were my life savings id give a .357 a blowjob
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just go to Thailand instead and forget about it. Nobody kill themselves it’s dumb
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why did you buy calls for a strike price nearly 50% higher than the stock price has been at any point in the last ten years? Is it because those were the only calls you could afford after you spent what your Mom gave you on fun dip and anime?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hate anime. I was an absolute beginner to options at that time and learned my lesson the hard way. At one point I could have actually realized a decent profit. But yes, it was partly my mom's money. How did you know?
## Speaker_1: ##
>Hate anime.
Flair does not check out
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy crap just realized a mod put that. How do I change my flair?
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## Speaker_0: ##
im confused havnet we had troops in the middle east for like 20 years
## Walls1337bot: ##
Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Shkreli sways the crowd](http://i.imgur.com/nyjltSl.gif?1)
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Hahaha why'd you leave the black guy
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Because blm. You have to respect the black mans individuality or its racist
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## Speaker_0: ##
We need a crackdown on foreign real estate investment
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No way, says people that have existing RE investments.
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah no fucking kidding i was terrified when they started looking at removing the mortgage deduction.
my buddy is in real estate in my city - his niche is boomers moving back to cities from the suburbs. young people are selling their overinflated condos and buying family homes. interesting cycle
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## Speaker_0: ##
I am going to make a little shrine for stop losses. It really sucked when they were hit today on live cattle but when you look at the limit up settlement I breath a sigh of relief.
Why would the Packers chase cattle like that? Do they hate money? Wholesale prices falling like a stone and they are chasing fed cattle. Seems very WSBish.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yah this is making no sense at all, about as silly as oil producers continuing to pump. Anyway my man, now that I'm out of my NVDA positions, I think that free cash is best used to short even more oinkers! My play tomorrow is likely going to sell both (some more) Aug as well as a few Oct lean hogs
## Speaker_0: ##
Ya I made a bad call on the cattle and I am not even sure of exactly why it happened yet. I apologize to my /WSB brothers and sisters who may have been stung like I was.
Moving forward I'll refrain from posting predictions and maybe just post the aftermath or just shitposts. Losing money of mine is OK but the guilt of others losing because of my bad call is real.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dawg...as someone who lost 5K today I think we can all agree it's 100% not your fault, we understand the risks involved, and we'd much rather have you continuing to contribute with your predictions over just skinny pig shitposts.
That being said LOL. This is pretty much what I feared most - packers deciding to let their margins erode through July in hopes of demand picking up. If Aug LC defies all logic and breaks through 120 then I'm bailing. The one time I decide not to set a stop loss I get bit in the ass...
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Bought in at $15 AMA
## Speaker_0: ##
Do you plan to suck dicks?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Plan? I don't need a plan to suck dick.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Beat top and bottom line. But iPhone shipment below expectation. not sure how to react. will wait for call.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The stock dropped like 10% in a week, the bad guidance was priced in
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's Shopped
Edit: it's not shopped, op's RH interface is just retarded
## Speaker_1: ##
[Nope](https://i.imgur.com/sroZl6W.png)
## Speaker_0: ##
Well then why aren't the percentages shown in your original screenshot?
## Speaker_1: ##
Here’s a screen record: https://i.imgur.com/PXrarit.mp4
## Walls1337bot: ##
fake and gay, now post a video of you checking RH with a copy of today's paper, with a sign that reads u/Smuggles, in the nude so we know it's you.
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## Speaker_0: ##
We've had like 4 green Thursdays in a row. I'm worried the build up of good Thursdays is going to collapse into one **super Thursday**.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Last week was super Thursday if you were invested in tech.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I've heard it's poppin'.
## Speaker_1: ##
Who owns those rock trucks and the helicopters? who is supplying the rocks?
who will be contracted to rebuild that fucker?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think you might not have any sense of the world around you. In your mind, do you seriously think that this localized, mostly controlled issue will have such an effect on the truck purchases of a heavy equipment manufacturer to move the needle?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Doesn’t he have a team of people and can’t anyone there explain why you need to raise rates?
## Walls1337bot: ##
You mean 'the deep state?'
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## Speaker_0: ##
American oil calls? I've been looking at companys all weekend
## Walls1337bot: ##
Don’t forget about steel. Steel pipe is important for oil drilling and transportation. For the last 70 years as the price of oil goes up the price of steel pipe goes up, until a decade ago with China mass producing steel pipe the costs never increased with oil prices. Now, with tariffs, that may change.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Nice, be sure to post a pic of the check you write to whatever your tax authority is
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah i'm looking for a good accountant right now. the initial estimate is about $335K assuming no deductions. We'll see how it all works out.
## Speaker_1: ##
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## Walls1337bot: ##
i'm okay with it, i'd rather have 74% of something than all of nothing.
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## Speaker_0: ##
If every member in this sub contributed 1 dollar per month we could get an office on Wall St.
## Speaker_1: ##
If every member of this sub contributed $2 per month we could get a Wall St office AND make a monthly $650k SPY play
## Speaker_2: ##
u/YungBillionaire handles the plays tho
## Speaker_0: ##
Hell yeah with help from u/1ronyman and u/analfarmer2
## Walls1337bot: ##
They’ll lead our risk analysis department.
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## Speaker_0: ##
RE: /u/Haupt91
Some have figured out that he was banned. Here's the deal, we really don't allow advertising. Haupt wanted to monetize his content and couldn't accept that we won't allow him to do whatever he wants. After he started posting patreon links and spamming his social media I decided I had to figure something out.
So, I tried to work with him for a while. I even ended up making him a mod to try to get him to chill the fuck out. Not sure why I thought that would help but it didn't. One of the higher ups noticed his advertising activity and immediately removed him as mod. I'm surprised he wasn't banned then.
After already bending over backward a whole ton, I even made a guide for this guy on how he can not get banned. It is listed on the FAQ. **I literally gave the man a way to make money from his memes** **without running afoul of our rules** and gave him a shitload of chances and he immediately sends me a snotty message about it and breaks the rules.
WSB isn't a very serious place, but we're serious about not wanting to ruin the community by letting people turn it into a directory of penny stock scammers and patreon links. I really tried to find some middle ground with this guy but it couldn't be done, so I banned him. I really wanted to keep him around for the content but he just won't chill.
I have all the conversations screenshotted and I have plenty of proof of him referencing his patreon and even [admitting himself he knows we don't like him doing that, then doing it again](https://i.gyazo.com/dc2d9f7f3daa6cd41f6098cf568a9d3b.png), so there is no excuse.
This has been a learning experience for me to not cater to unreasonable people even if they make dank memes. It won't be repeated.
**EDIT:** Added a bit of proof. There's more but this is already really gay.
Look, I like the guy's memes, I'm sorry how it turned out, but we can't just let people we like break all the fucking rules. WSB would be shitty. The guy tried multiple times to get me to cash in with him and that is not what I am here to do. If you really like the guy go subscribe to his profile or whatever.
## Speaker_1: ##
Those gifs were weak as fuck for any sort of Tendie begging. Good on you, his memes were getting bland anyway
## Walls1337bot: ##
He really let his so called wsb Fame get to his head. It was pretty cringe
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## Speaker_0: ##
Now show us the total losses
## Speaker_1: ##
Fine [here](http://imgur.com/sk1fA2X) are my total losses
## Speaker_2: ##
Kinda new here. What app is this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
It's Robinhood. Grindr is for WSB pros.
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## Speaker_0: ##
SPY going up after hours, does that even mean anything? I'm deep in 296c 10/2 right now, my butthole is tingling
## Walls1337bot: ##
No. Go enjoy your weekend and don't think about it at all. Come back Monday morning.
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## Speaker_0: ##
you little shit, you deserve [this](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Market+Limit+Stop+Stop+Limit+Market+on+Close)
## Speaker_1: ##
how in the hell did you do that! hahahaha, oh my god
## Walls1337bot: ##
I downvoted just to be a dick.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Clap my hands together like a downy seal and look to the heavens so MSFT goes up again
## Walls1337bot: ##
>downy seal
I’m in love with that imagery, you should write a book for us autists!!!
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm even more confident in my puts as I see the sentiment of this sub is extremely bullish for MSFT ER.
## Walls1337bot: ##
They are teaming up with Walmart and they are going to announce a new console next month. It’s fuckin Microsoft boy, big shit finna happen
## Speaker_1: ##
source?
## Walls1337bot: ##
The fuckin news.
## Speaker_1: ##
thanks for nothing
## Walls1337bot: ##
It’s literally in the news, it’s not some secret special DD from an insider
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He hasn't made enough money to buy an Aeron Chair?
## Speaker_1: ##
long back problems
## Speaker_2: ##
He actually has had back problems for a long time. He went to China for muscle surgery during the summer.
## Speaker_3: ##
That chair and his posture have absolutely nothing to do with his back problems. Surgery is the only option.
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Yeah, his posture made me cringe. I’ve had two back surgeries so I don’t fuck around. The Aeron chair with the headrest attachment is great.
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What if you're poor? Any options?
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## Speaker_0: ##
i mean... Denmark has a negative interest rates on mortgages, so they pay you money for buying the house.
## Walls1337bot: ##
> Case in point: Japan & Europe. These regions have had negative interest rates, and yet they really don't have any notable bubbles aside from maybe some expensive real estate (which is to be expected with 0% rates). If anything, these regions have had the cheapest equities based on traditional valuation methods.
See my post
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## Walls1337bot: ##
This is totally unhelpful, but I just realized a guy I went to high school with is one of the founding scientists of the mit company which makes me feel like a loser. but anyway, while I didn't realize this court case was happening then, I saw him in a coffee shop the other day; should've asked him his thoughts (and to borrow a $20).
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Hit him up. Let us know.
## Walls1337bot: ##
i'll see what i can do
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## Speaker_0: ##
The jokes on them you can't cover a margin call if you have no money
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That’s actually what I said in my response to them
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Proof or ban
## Speaker_1: ##
https://imgur.com/a/AEgYFzI
I said I’ll deposit money in the coming weeks because I don’t have money at the moment
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Why are you closing the account?
## Speaker_1: ##
Because I am sick of losing all this money.
I was incredibly fortunate to be in the position that I was financially and I blew it all trying to make even more.
I’m going to keep working and going to put all that money into an Ally Savings account
## Speaker_4: ##
> I was incredibly fortunate to be in the position that I was financially
If losing $2000 was the difference between a good and bad financial position you weren’t in a good position to begin with.
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This trade I lost 5500ish. I’ve had wayyyy more losses than this
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Stop being a weak handed faggot and keep trading. Jesus christ, if I gave up every time I lost money I'd permanently be down like 100k or some shit.
The trick is to learn from your dumb fucking mistakes and keep learning how to make more money. Think of you losing money as reality telling you that you're not as fucking smart as you think you are, just keep going or you can just wire me the rest of your money because obviously you hate making it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I lost a ton years ago and took a break. In that time I understood why I made the risky trades I did and when I was finally ready, I fared much better.
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## Speaker_0: ##
What book is this
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"A Random Walk down Wall Street"
## Walls1337bot: ##
I have that book and its in my que to read. Right after I finish "trading for dummies" ... No joke
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## Speaker_0: ##
You could try vacuuming the shit out of your own ass and eating it
## Speaker_1: ##
None left. Just finished with my 4th coffee. Btw can you recommend a good hazmat cleanup company?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Comcast
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'll start the AMA: What's it like to have 100% phone battery?
## Speaker_1: ##
It's typical for me. I'm always pushing android apks to my phone for testing and it's quicker to use the USB cable than Wi-Fi. I'm also a charge every night person so my battery rarely drops below 70%.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
He's posting to WSB so he is probably not an old man/woman
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## Speaker_0: ##
Cry because i switched from $JDST after buying in at 16 to $JNUG and i have no idea what i'm doing anymore
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The Trump effect.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The Robinhood Effect.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Where do you people even work?
## Speaker_1: ##
I live in a very liberal neighborhood and there are tons of idiot communists. They're like rats.
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I feel like Trump may get reelected not because people actually prefer Trump, but this newage communists are beyond salvation
## Speaker_3: ##
I actually know a guy, he was totally a hardcore communist in highschool and university. He's recently left the left-wing politics due to identity politics. They're literally chasing communists out with their special snowflake safe space everyone should be a transexual agenda lol
## Walls1337bot: ##
The right has been playing identity politics since the 60s.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Hold $UVXY & $TVIX for massive gains when N Korea sets off some missles.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Welp, you're screwed.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Small boy? a 22k play is more money than the budget of some US schools.
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He actually spent about $4K
## Walls1337bot: ##
50 buys at 4.58 = 22900 isn't it?
## Speaker_1: ##
I’ll spare you since you seem to lose lots of money.
$4.58 is the price per contract at the time he took the screenshot. The equation to find out how much he invested should be Equity ($22.9K)- Total Return
## Walls1337bot: ##
So his contracts were originally $0.78 each and he bought 50 totaling $3900. Then his equity grew to $22,900 and total return is $19,000?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Real talk about these referrals and free stocks: who pays for these? I assume Robinhood, having a $6 billion valuation they must make money... what’s their revenue generating model?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Why do you bother trading stocks if you can’t google?
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## Speaker_0: ##
how long will you keep it there until you pull it out?
## Walls1337bot: ##
usually a few minutes
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I certainly don’t buy that it was over a toy drone.
## Walls1337bot: ##
a toy drone can have a bomb attached
## Speaker_1: ##
I guess King Salman should replace his palace security with the rednecks from YouTube that manage to shoot them down with one shot since it took prolonged heavy gunfire for them to do it.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Or they could have flown a 747 into it. EZ kill
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## Walls1337bot: ##
is it even worth bothering with options on this stock? seems like all strikes and dates have premiums that already expect a massive runup
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All options are perfectly priced unless they aren't
## Walls1337bot: ##
did he ever go so far do what he been tho
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Unironically this is what we’ve been doing for the last decade.
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Well lets keep doing it then, if I've learned anything it is that when something works it'll never stop working because why would it.
## Speaker_2: ##
Right? It’s like they want the economy to fail. If unemployment is nearing zero and inflation is in check, why not keep doing the same thing? Why raise rates!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Because the global economy is slowing, and if the economy takes a shit (which it eventually will ) with rates at 0 there is literally nothing they can do to mitigate the collapse, unless they start giving away money with a negative interest rate.
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## Speaker_0: ##
That looks like a piece of shit boat
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They couldn't even afford to have the seats facing the same direction
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Kek
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oh fuck youre back. Mustve been some real dark times for awhile.
## Speaker_1: ##
Contemplated suicide. A lot of good people on reddit helped me get through.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You contemplated suicide over 13k??
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[Nice stock tip, ass.](http://i.imgur.com/1xVNCtJ.png)
## Walls1337bot: ##
Holy shit thats funny, for those unable to connect timestamps, comment was at ~2:45, massive drop around 3:15
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## Speaker_0: ##
How does one end up with 18 cents in their HSA?
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Haha they give me $400 a year free. I spent it.
## Speaker_2: ##
You spent the money in a tax-free account?
## Speaker_1: ##
What do you mean? It’s for medical expenses only. The $400 covers my dentist saying hello to me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
My dentist won't even speak for $400.
He'll send a hygienist to tell me to go away.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
ban FDs
if it saves just one portfolio, it will be worth it
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## Walls1337bot: ##
It's frustrating when you can't get a straight answer in this sub.
I wouldn't rely on coming across random reddit posts to serve as your guiding principle.
The best way to find out about stocks worth looking at is to use a screener. Personally, I use [FinViz](http://www.finviz.com) and set up filters for stocks that are up 10%+ on high or irregular volume. I run this every evening in preparation for the next trading day to get an idea of what stocks will be moving the next morning, and where potential support and resistance points may be to guide my trades. Typically I take the stocks in that screen and look for which ones are active in pre-market trading the next morning and those will be my focus.
ANYWAY, $HMNY would have appeared on a screener like that several times during the last month, just as $VERI would have before that.
## Speaker_0: ##
Havnt thought of filtering for unusual volume before. That's an interesting one.
I usually go by margins, growth and cap size, sometimes PEG
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sounds like you're looking to invest while I'm looking to trade. Very different methodologies!
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## Speaker_0: ##
The difference between now and then can be summed up in two words: "Fed Put".
## Walls1337bot: ##
Oh investors had the equivalent belief in "strong men holding up the market" in 1929. I'll post a quote on that topic in a few days. I'm sprinkling WSB with quotes from this book every few days because it is so goddamned timely, and still so fresh and so relevant.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's because I bought mu puts you're welcome
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol buy puts on on the lows and buy calls on the highs
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## Speaker_0: ##
Oof just lost 2K, trading with 200X leverage is stupidly stressfull why am i doing this.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol no one "trades" with 200x leverage...they "gamble"
Understand you are absolutely not trading. You are gambling.
And if that's what you wanna do, hit up my uncle's seven eleven. Scratch's off been printing 10s of dollars.
## Speaker_0: ##
I'm gambling.
I'm definitly one of the stupidest persons i know.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Give it a few hours. There will be someone dumber showing up in the daily discussion thread.
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's like none of you retards know how AMD works.
It jumps up $1, people sell, buy back in, it spikes, people sell, buy back in etc.
It's literally doing the same thing it's been doing for a long time. It'll be ok sweetheart.
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But I want my yacht *now*.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wtf are you going to do with a yacht on Mars?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Well it probably is. But since my parents are making bank from flippin the shit outta homes, I want to not believe in the bubble.
## Speaker_1: ##
They should limit their exposu..... buy more
## Speaker_0: ##
Pretty much their mentality. "We'll hedge by buying even more"
## Walls1337bot: ##
Someone has to hold the bag.
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## Speaker_0: ##
fuck yeah, what a fucking scumbag! glad he will rot away for 7 years
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## Walls1337bot: ##
not all heroes wear capes.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm new to investing and lack any understanding of options but did you just make $384 from a two $2 contracts? ELI5 please
## Speaker_1: ##
He bought scratchers
## Speaker_0: ##
Yeah I've heard they are basically high risk lotto tickets. But since I'm new to this I'm only playing with around with <$100, so getting mad lucky on $5 seems worth the risk if I'm comfortable with the reality I'll probably lose it.
## Speaker_0: ##
When I looked up the definitions of puts / calls it seemed like you would have to actually own the share price, is that not the case?
## Walls1337bot: ##
bullish shit aside: When you purchase options (calls or puts) you're not purchasing stocks - you're purchasing the right to buy those stocks at a certain price.
You don't actually have to own those stocks to participate in calls or puts- unless of course you're selling covered calls or puts. If you don't know what that is, my limited drunken financial advice will not suffice - do your research. The internet is your oyster.
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## Speaker_0: ##
are you serious? you're going to lose so much money
## Walls1337bot: ##
Like I said, I’ve been empowered by this sub
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## Speaker_0: ##
Why tho? This is not something I’d expect coming from a republican congress. Are they that retarded? Is this their idea of “simplifying” the tax code?
## Speaker_1: ##
This is the only bill that legit fucks everyone/
## Walls1337bot: ##
You're forgetting Net Neutrality, while technically not a bill, will give the more across the board ass fucking to common people.
## Speaker_2: ##
Even on this sub this shitty meme lives on.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Huh? What Meme?
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## Speaker_0: ##
As a frenchie from Montreal i'm pretty sure i got cancer from watching that stream
I understand if you have to quarantine us, that was one hell of a concentrated dose of autism, he was basically a bioweapon
## Speaker_1: ##
Shit I missed it what happened is there videos anywhere?
## Speaker_2: ##
He wore a wolf mask, had a bunch of apple themed crap(including apple muscat), and he celebrated over trivial dips despite a generally upward trend. Other than that he talked about furry stuff and how he lives in his moms basement, with some random howling and bargaining with god mixed in. Then price ticked up and you get to see him swear a lot and say he's cursed and hasn't been lucky even once.
There you go, saved you liked 10 minutes of skipping around the recording.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I'm here from /r/all
what the hell is going on?
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Omg. You found the secret of trading. Quick. Make a course/guide and sell it for $40.
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Ps. This works until it doesn’t - which means it doesn’t and you are just getting lucky here and there.
## Speaker_0: ##
You could say that about all strategies though
## Walls1337bot: ##
That’s the joke buddy. It’s gambling. It always was. It always will be. It’s legalized gambling.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Jesus they look alike.
## Speaker_1: ##
No that's the pope.
## Speaker_2: ##
No. He's talking to Jesus.
## Walls1337bot: ##
The Mexican or Latin one?
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