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who the fuck buys 20 cent calls on a soup company
## Speaker_1: ##
Meeeeee
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why though...
## Walls1337bot: ##
He like a the soup.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Do I buy calls or puts? How do I even read this?
## Walls1337bot: ##
This is just to show you the most open contracts as of today on some popular wsb stocks..
Notice SPY and Vix and Fricken Ford are at the top.
It just means there are 200,000 orders of either bought or sold(short) calls on SPY for example.
Make sense?
So you should decide if you want to go with them or go against them and/or it also helps decide which strikes have a lot of liquidity so you can fill trades a lot easier..
There are other reasons too, but you need to just know what there are the most of..
It's like knowing at a horse Race that 200,000 orders went to bet on Sea Biscuit, but you don't know if they bet for him to lose or win, but you know that there are 200,000 orders atleast on Sea Biscuit, so obviously Sea Biscuit is popular and there could be big movement.
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Once upon a time, and not that long ago, "normal" supermarkets didn't carry organic or speciality foods. You had to go to farmer's markets or inconvenient specialty shops to get things like almond milk, line-caught fish, any kind of flour other than wheat or corn meal, etc.
Supermarkets had a kind of gentlemen's agreement not to compete on "that kind" of quality. Or rather, they had all internalized indifference to that stuff, as a kind of absolute law of customer preference. Customers cared about big, red, perfectly round tomatoes and apples, not about where they came from or how they were grown or that kind of stuff. Or so the thinking went.
So most people picked their supermarket based on price and convenience, since that was really the only differentiator. A handful of dedicated hippies and vegetarians might trek to specialty shops or ethnic markets, but for most of America, groceries were a commodity.
Apples were apples, cooking oil meant Wesson, Crisco, or Philio Bertoli pseudo-olive oil (or store brand equivalents). You either went to the supermarket that had the best price on Cheerios or chicken breasts, or you went to the one on your way home from work.
Whole Foods bet against all that conventional wisdom, and bet correctly that:
1. *at least some* consumers would pay more and/or drive further, to get "boutique" groceries, for lack of a better term, andd that;
2. *enough* of those customers would be of a demographic that could and would support higher-margin prices across the board, to support a full-service supermarket with all the modern conveniences, versus just a little specialty shop with sprouts and soy milk.
Whole Foods bet correctly, and all over America, "regular" supermarkets began losing their most-desirable, least price-conscious, biggest-spending customers to Whole Foods, even while stores like Target and Wal-Mart were competing for their penny-pinching base.
Now, 10~15 years later, nearly every supermarket has a pretty well-stocked "organic" section, vegetarian options in the frozen food section, gluten-free choices, coconut oil, grass-fed beef options, etc.
Whole Foods forced them all to compete on that front. Whole Foods still does it better, but at significantly higher prices, and it's no longer the kind of qualitative difference of kind that it was maybe 12 years ago.
I hope they do well under Amazon ownership. They have forced the whole industry to up their game, in significant ways.
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Okay, where tf is this South Park clip, or am I being trolled?
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This pretty much sums up most of the loyal democrats that were forced to vote for Hilary.
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I refused to vote. It my be a mistake in the end but it should teach those stupid fucking Democrats to not blindly follow a machine. Fuck Hillary.
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I hate this sentiment, I voted on over 20 things on my ballot and only one was the presidential candidate. State representatives, judges in some states, statewide measures, local measures all get voted on. These are really things that will impact your life and the lives around you more than any one president. Don't sit all that shit out cuz you don't like the big candidates.
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Well her defunding the states campaign money was what did this damage. And if I have any regret, it's not voting on a state level.
But if it was any other Democrat I would have went and voted and indirectly voted dem all the way down. Still Hillary's fault.
Edit: I haven't changed the message above. But for everyone who hasn't noticed the second sentence please dont glance over that. So far have had like 10 messages saying I should have voted for state level candidates, after I clearly stated that I regret not doing so. Stay classy.
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Stfu you lazy sack of shit. You didn't vote because you would get sweaty if you stepped outside
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I have pneumonia. I strapped on a face mask, took a ton of cough suppressant, and voted. Wtf is wrong with people?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Here some news form over the weekend if you missed it.
[Pence vows no end to tariffs until China bows](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-apec-summit-usa-idUSKCN1NM04K)
[APEC Fails to Issue Joint Statement Amid U.S.-China Tensions.](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-18/apec-fails-to-agree-on-joint-statement-amid-u-s-china-tensions) First time this has ever happened.
[Pence's Sharp China Attacks Fuel Fears of New Cold War ](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-11-18/pence-s-sharp-china-attacks-fuel-fears-of-cold-war-dividing-asia?srnd=premium)
[Trump says 'good time' for a government shutdown if no money for border wall](https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/17/politics/trump-southern-border-government-shutdown/index.html)
[Labour knuckles down but knows 'stop Tory Brexit' not enough ](https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/nov/18/buoyant-labour-plans-strategies-to-make-no-deal-brexit-impossible)
[Trump says reports that CIA has tied Saudi prince to Khashoggi murder are 'premature'](https://abcnews.go.com/International/president-trump-receives-cia-briefing-jamal-khashoggi-murder/story?id=59265282)
Thanks u/DeMayon for linking most of the articles in another comment.
Edit: Added article.
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The bears should write bloomberg a thank you letter for using cold war in the headline.
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That's when I usually do something stupid and lose all my money.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I just bought shares of MSFT. My 'options fund' was getting a little heavy vs my 'boring investments fund' and thats usually around the time I blow it up anyhow.
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Lol holy shit rip a 2 cent miss and a revenue beat for the drop. Oh well. I guess we will see what happens at market open.
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I could see this causing a temporary dip but eventually catch back up to its crazy runup over the past year/years
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I paid $0 for college now I'm paying $0 for rent... Thanks mom and dad please turn the heating on please the basement is cold.
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Congrats, you’re now better than 99.99% millennials
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I know the vibe were throwing here, but how bad is it really? I live in a bubble so I'm not really sure how the rest of millennials are doing. I take the condescending news articles with a grain of salt.
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Oh it’s not too great. Many of my friends from college couldn’t find jobs, they got about $20k loans (not too bad) and they studied CS; some went back for a master in cs. (Some ended up working as a contractor for very cheap salary) my family knows 2 med grads in debt and couldn’t find residency, went back for another med degree. However, I also know people who got into great tech companies and big 4 accountings. (From NYC)
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If you can't find a job with CS degree you are not the brightest tool in the shed to be honest with you. People without degrees who learned how to code are making 6 figures.
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You in tech? Because you sound like you’re not
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Yeah, software engineer for 7 years.
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I'm sorry, is this /latestagecapitalism?
Perma-ban.
## Speaker_0: ##
nigga I didn't say I agree with him bitch ass
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Oh yeah, I always post stuff I disagree with without comment.
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HAHAHAHA I SOLD MY PUTS AND WENT INTO CALLS THE EXACT MOMENT IT GOES BACK DOWN HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Worst hands of 2018
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getting in so late so heavy is risky. your dad sort of missed all the big action. not worth the risk imo
## Walls1337bot: ##
That's what pussies were saying last Tuesday.
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F
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U
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Every year I wonder how Best Buy stays alive against amazon and every year they continue to thrive. I don’t get it, but by now I wouldn’t be surprised if they beat and do well.
There, now I jinxed it for you.
## Speaker_1: ##
Look stuff up on their website, prices are dynamic and price match Amazon very well. In store experience is still a little behind but they are making somewhat serious efforts to change how they do business.
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OP is in all senses of the word, a faggot.
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Confirmed
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Market is getting fucked, mods open sub back up to see people cry.
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Wait what? I thought when WSB is closed they keep the market closed
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## Speaker_0: ##
200 upvotes and I’ll ask my crush out on Instagram again and post it on reddit
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Are you so scared of life that you can't risk rejection unless the internet approves and then you do it over the internet as a buffer?
Jesus man. If you like a girl ask her out face to face and risk it, that's life.
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I love how r/wallstreetbets scoffs at what they themselves have likely done at some point. I gotta show this thread to my friend who works at Goldman. He's gonna belittle me for wasting his time and pity you all. Sigh.
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he watches rick and morty too?
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How can someone be so cancerous??
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The rest of reddit literally licks eu ass all day. This is the one place where we can be blatantly patriotic muricans.
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After looking at their portfolio, I have no words.
Edit: yes I do.
Holy shit how are people with this much money this fucking stupid.
12.4 Billion. 12.4 BILLION DOLLARS IN MANAGED ASSETS. AND THEY WENT AND INVESTED IN HERBALIFE AND CHIPOTLE.
GOD FUCKING DAMMET I HATE THIS SYSTEM.
BITCH I'M UP 10% IN 2 WEEKS NOW AND YOU SHITHEADS CANT EVEN GO POSITIVE OVER THE BIGGEST BULL RUN YEAR IN MODERN HISTORY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Don’t they have a short position in Herbalife which got obliterated when Icahn decided to fuck with Ackman?
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Oh yeah I just made it to the assets chart and got angry without reading into the full report.
>"Despite this deterioration in financial performance, adverse publicity, and negative regulatory and legal
developments, Herbalife stock has remained at prices that we believe do not make sense from a
fundamental investment point of view."
lmao this makes it even better. Why don't they short AMZN while they're at it because the PE is way too high to make sense from a fundamental investment point of view
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They are right. Herb life is a pyramid scam but the problem is that it’s more influence by billionair drama than fundamentals
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Have u ever seen a trump tweet cause a massive gap up or down before?
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Should be pretty minimal on a FD especially OTM.
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Flair checks out.
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Fuck, almost bought in yesterday.
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Still cheap. It isn't too late. It's one of the few biotechs that's scandal free and has a pe under 10
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What's the price Target in the short run?
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Moon
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Couple of thoughts:
-After hour moves aren’t usually reliable predictors for actual market moves, which I think is why Netflix bounced so hard from the open.
-I think Facebook wanted to set the bar low with this report. Not saying they don’t think revenue will drop, but at the same time in an environment where fines are being levied and media outrage towards large tech is getting insane, it doesn’t hurt to self flagellate a bit and make it clear they are spending to curtail fake news and their business isn’t doing all that well blah blah blah. The guidance cut was a bit too morose.
-All the geniuses like Gundlach out on social media who claim to have seen this coming didn’t and are probably wrong about where it goes from here.
And not saying this as a disillusioned bagholder. I have some shares but nothing crazy. I sold my calls two days before earnings because I didn’t want to pay for the IV, not because I thought they’d miss. Personally I’m going to wait and see what the stock does before making another move. I’ve made a lot in calls in the post CA run up and I think it will bottom and come back again, but I think people will be scared to touch it for a while as analysts start downgrading it and it will likely be range bound for a while. My bet is they have an earnings “surprise” in the next 1-2 quarters that starts it back up and that’s what I’d wait for.
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Dow 3,000?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I believe he is referring to the popular index known as the S&P 500. It is made up of 500 companies give or take a few depending on whether or not the groundhog saw his shadow.
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Does that mean that the average share price for an S&P 500 company is less than $6?
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Nobody knows for sure. But experts say yes
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Hopefully this carries over into tech and makes NVDA go up for fucking once.
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Holy shit I felt like a peasant spending $8.50 at burger king two hours ago.
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McDonalds if you can bro. Breakfast all day? Hell yeah. Best fries too.
The Burger King menu is straight outta control, last time I went they had hot dogs, long cheeseburgers, cheetos chicken fries, and french toast sticks. Too much for my feeble mind to handle.
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If AirBNB IPOs I am all in that shit.
## Speaker_0: ##
Not for me. Staying in some strangers house, or allowing some stranger to daty in mine is not something I think Id ever do
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That's cool. Ton of people think differently though, apparently.
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You think posting rainbow dicks on *Reddit* will make you *less* popular?
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/r/spacedicks
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Grandpa, I'm afraid. What's going on in there?
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Newfag.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I’ve got a company they can invest in, so that they can hit their 60-80% target
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#MUtoo.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Great analogy actually.
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lol u said anal
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Bend over that desk, kid. Let me show you how the market really works.
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"kid"
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Yeah he used the word in the context of suggesting that the word is bad and one ought to get in strife for using it and then he ironically gets into trouble for his use of it. We are hitting peak moral panic with the racism issue.
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And this firings are happening so quickly too. Not even a week of news cycle? Something really wierd is going on. Didn't something exactly like this happen with someone from Netflix?
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this pic is better
https://www.instagram.com/p/-LhCNSTTpu/?taken-by=fxpmsoftware
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Am I the only one trying to figure out wtf kinda charts those are? Thermometer charts?
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I think they are random ass charts they drew on word or some shit
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If you are purchasing options then yes, the worst case scenario is they expire 100pct worthless, but you wont lose more than that. If you sell options like some other dude said, you have unlimited loss potential.
If you're day trading though, ideally you'd pull out before that happens.
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Thanks. So such as buy call, buy put? Max loss is known?
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What a holy cunt fuckfaggot he is.
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Whatever to appease Putin senpai.
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wait i thought opec was increasing production to drop the price of oil so demand doesn't go down
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yes but what you're forgetting is that the president is retarded
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Haha, I know, right? A self-made billionaire who become President of the United States is retarded.
I’m honestly shocked at how far leftard cuckoldry has spread across Reddit. Even places like r/worldnews think Trump is a moron. Hell - I went on 4chan yesterday, and most people seemed to think Trump is an idiot. Where the fuck are Trump supporters welcome now?
Edit: PLEASE, continue to downvote me. Looks like I triggered some libcucks. I take it as downvotes of honor.
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Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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Cherry picking? Nice. I’m pretty sure Albert Einstein said some stupid shit in his life, that doesn’t mean he’s an idiot.
I’d genuinely like you to explain why, other than cherry picking certain sentences, you think Trump is an idiot and/or a bad president.
He literally just fucking denuclearized North Korea two days ago - something no other president was able to do. He’s also passed a massive tax cut to American households, and he’s ramping up border security to keep Americans safe - from banning Muslims to increasing southern border security. What did Obama do in his first two years as president? Oh that’s right - nothing, other than a disastrous healthcare bill which caused premiums to to skyrocket for millions of Americans.
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I hear you guys like guaranteed investments... I’m currently selling plots on Mars. Venmo me $100
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Can I get one in the shadow of Mt. Olympus Mons?
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Doesn't have much of a shadow. The mountain slope is smaller than the planetary curvature.
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The mountain slope is smaller than the planetary curve. That should be a TIL.
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So I've been hoarding cash (some from proceeds of selling commons) to buy more pfds after the sweep and decided to stick it in the XLF (financials etf) due to the dip last week.
I didn't even realize that the XLF (in theory) should go up if the sweep goes through since they'll be the ones to benefits from a F&F wind down. This is all theoretical though, I don't think it'll be that covered in the main stream.
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Makes sense, I think taking some risk out in case it tanks is the smart play but fuck it
me right now: https://i.imgur.com/pMV9cxw.jpg
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[me right now](https://68.media.tumblr.com/125698744ff931109565894715b9abfa/tumblr_inline_ofplz2De9T1rjquq7_540.jpg)
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"I would not sell it here, I would buy more when it ticks back down to the $48 level"
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So fucking glad he didn’t start screaming “BUY MU NOW!!”
Seeking alpha had an article out yesterday advising people to wait for it to pull back to $36 in the next month to buy MU.
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R u kidding me
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You’re a high functioning one
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You're the highest functioning autist I knoooooow!
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50-50 gambling is back on the menu boys!
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Finally!! A chance to make some money
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After the last 2 weeks I'm out of money to gamble with lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
Welp, had really high hopes for this year. Told myself this year was going to be *the* year after I somehow lost money in 2017 while everyone else was making 30% in any ETF you could pick. However, over the course of 2018 I managed to blow away my entire account (10 grand).
I was fired from my job largely for ignoring my duties and trading at work all day, which is fine, I hated that job anyways. Now I've moved my wife and 3 kids into my mother's house and I'm unemployed.
I had to sue my employer for wrongful dismal because, despite my shitty work ethic, they didn't actually have any proof or paperwork for dismissal with cause and I worked there a long time. After deducting lawyer fees and taxes from the settlement I have another 10 Grand. I responsibly put it all in my investment account.
So maybe 2019 is the year!? I could certainly use a change in fortune. I have a daily reminder on my phone: a winner is just a loser that didn't give up. Am starting to lose faith but trying to remain positive and learn from my mistakes.
PS. Don't worry, we're not destitute. We have other money and mostly are living with my mom because we wanted to move back to our home city and are looking for jobs/house there.
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You have a problem. Stay out of options. It ain't mooning next year.
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So he should put 10k on puts? Asking for a friend
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He should put 10k on therapy and securing work.
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Have you considered not being a weak stomach faggot?
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Lol. Got him
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AMD FD puts
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You absolute madman
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You may love Moldova but it doesn’t love you back
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YOU MAY LOVE MOLDOVA BUT IT DOESNT LOVE YOU BACK
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Not yet, I just saw a youtube video about it and am beginning to learn more about it
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Lol please post your gains/losses on Friday. Really interested if this will work out
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Most of money in AAPL shares but I’m excited to see this shit tank to make $100 off my puts.
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Barring a Windows Vista equivalent, those AAPL shares will do well in the grand scheme of forever.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Joans
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Can’t find the symbol :(
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It's on the Stalk market
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ok real talk I think /u/love2fukmarriedwoman is /u/NY10
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I've never seen them in the same room together ��
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RIP u/kmoh74 the guy who put 100k into it
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HE ISN'T EVEN AWAKE YET LMAO
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In for a rude awakening
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I hope if someone is dumb enough to dump 100K in a meme stock merger they were at least smart enough to hedge their position with a few puts.
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Or wake up on time.
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Guys what if he's dead
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Well he doesn't need that retirement money anymore
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What retirement money?
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That's where the 100k came from
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Isn't this dude a pedo?
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He just likes tentacle porn.
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B-Chiku is a work of superior Nippon art. You gaijin could never hope to understand the sublime complexity of it all.
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Jesus imagine if someone actually took a decent sized position on that...
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Yea that's called making money
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Never heard of that. Would you suggest it?
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Tesla has never been rational. What’s better a company that currently makes 10 bil or a company that could make 10 bil? Sums up F vs tesla
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Ford. I think ford will make more money
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Too bad Ford's investors won't...
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Why do you think so?
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In the last 5 years they have lost 16%. It burns.
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Do you think there is a chance for a rebound?
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Possibly, depends on how they perform after this major overhaul in their lineup. They had a lot of cars that didnt sell well so they might save on production but i have no idea if i did id go all in.
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Mate you're like a month late on shorting Sears lol
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It went up again. Re-short it everytime it goes up.
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It's not a coincidence. He's a massive troll. I'm sure in his real account he was absolutely 100% long AAPL. Just check out what he wrote on his blog.
http://www.fscomeau.com/youre-breaking-my-heart-apple/
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This is a much different scenario however. If a trading house was going to release FUD as you state, they'd want it to be done in a way that you'd actually believe the advice you were getting.
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Apple's not the easiest pump and dump/poop and scoop either.
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I've already bought my local Kroger out of ranch and salsa. There is only so much dip I can buy :(
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there's a Chase right next to it where you can get a personal loan and buy dip on margin. Did this during brexit, AMA.
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Now we're buying dip AND margarine?
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This is what makes wsb great
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This is the kind of shit poster we need, but not the one we deserve
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I tried going to /r/investing yesterday (I actually came here first after /r/finance) and it was so fucking boring. What is the point of trading without shitposts and heckling as people lose their fortunes on moonshots? There is a post asking what to do after losing 80% of your money trading, and not one comment was Frank Reynolds hanging from a noose or "all in on $GPRO". How do they even know what to inverse?
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I don't invest nor have I attempted to, but this is one of my favorite subs with all the shitposting that goes on.
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And Oracle, in a contest that is rigged for Amazon to win.... But Trump hates Amazon.
So who gonna win?
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Oracle really cannot win, they wont be able to get past the initial RFP stages, as they lack the necessary infrastructure.
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What about $MSFT ? Azure is an awesome Cloud solution. I couldn't do my job without AZURE.
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America is the ultimate progressive state. Even someone retarded can be head of state.
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Tbh, hard to say who is more retarded these days. Madman who believes he can normalize interest rate without blowing up the economy. (Normal interest rates * record high debt = record high interest payment = massive debt defaults = Great Depression. You can’t have normal rates without reducing record high debt first)
Or tariff man who tries to bully fucking China. When Russia annexed Crimea, US crushed Russian Rubble (-50%) yet Russia didn’t give a fuck. Now good luck with the trade war against China
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How do you reduce debt while interest rates are low? To reduce it you have to raise rates to discourage borrowing. If he doesn't the debt crisis just gets worse. The fed shouldn't have even waited this long.
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Correct. This is on Yellen for not making the hard choices sooner.
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Stay away. I just saved your account
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Nah fuck that I don’t need to be saved.
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>Hints?
Someone inform the SEC right away.
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lol as if people who currently don't hold any official government position can be charged with insider trading. And even if they are current officials, they passed the [S.T.O.C.K. Act (Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge Act)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STOCK_Act), that prevents insider trading........then they quietly amendment it [(Passed in 14 seconds)](http://www.reuters.com/article/net-us-usa-congress-security-idUSBRE93B0ZJ20130412) to essentially continue what they where doing before. It's all smoke and mirrors.
---
TL;DR If you want to legally insider trader, be a politician. Corruption runs deep folks, follow the money.
#C.R.E.A.M.
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cream...pie?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C.R.E.A.M.?wprov=sfla1
Check yoself before u wreck yoself
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I'd rather wreck myself than listen to Wu-Tang
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Kill yourself
>SUNEQ
nvm looks like you're already dead
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I don’t believe in conspiracy theories nor wear a tinfoil hat, but what the fuck is the point of the almost daily flipping of how he handles himself on twitter?
Here’s what I imagine is happening:
Over the weekend we get seemingly good news about the “trade war truce” and then markets respond favorably.
For whatever reason only god knows he unleashes “I AM TARIFF MAN” yesterday. Part of me thinks it’s just a distraction to take away from developments that might make the administration and company look less than good, but maybe it’s just to sound tough. Whatever.
Last night an advisor tells him his tweet helped fuel one of the biggest dumps of the year so he comes back with a “we all good fam” type tweet? On a day that doesn’t even really fucking matter no less.
True tin foil hat tells me he has friends who are playing the market and steering him to deliver certain messages at certain times. Can you imagine the money that Twitter could make if it acted like a bastardized Bloomberg terminal and delayed Presidential tweets by 20 seconds giving people time to place orders before the new hits. Twitter could be the next trillion dollar company in a year at most. Problem is Trump often tweets when the market is closed, but we could play futures….
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I was thinking exactly the same yesterday. What if Twitter just delays his tweets for a few seconds, there is so much money to be made. Its not market manipulation on Twitters side and free money.
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It is called front-running, and yes it is very illegal in the eyes of the SEC and FINRA. You could also make a case for insider trading.
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I don't think this is front running, that typically involves a customer. I think it's just standards insider trading akin to a WSJ reporter interviewing trump and trading on that information before publishing it
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["I packed my lunch and ate it like a day trader. I even googled "*what time do day traders eat*" so that I could eat it at the right time."](https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/49fbt3/day_1_mission_success/)
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"I wore a tie to have the professional feel and it worked" fuck it guys laugh all you want I'm suiting up Monday.
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This is my first time on this sub and I can't tell who is serious. Are you serious?
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And our catch phrase: "Look what you made me do"
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Or "I Knew You Were Trouble When I Bought In"
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Then you just gotta "shake it off" and average down nobody cares about the "blank space" in your bank account
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when there's blood on the streets...
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there's chicken tendies to eats
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Classic small government GOP... Oh wait
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Well granted this isn’t the GOP, it’s Trump,
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Oh no you don't mother fucker. Trump is the GOP.
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Not at all.
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Right, all he did was become the template moulded by fox news and right wing talk radio since the 90's, embrace the mythos of St. Reagan going so far as to lift his campaign slogan entirely, enter the Republican primary, co-opt the voting base of the Republican party and win the presidency while brandishing the Republican banner and on the back of numerous Republican endorsements. I can see why you don't think he's a Republican.
Republicans created his foundation, they enabled his rise and they voted him into the white house, they own him.
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If you want to really understand what a Republican is, get off Reddit and read a book. I recommend The Conservative Heart by Arthur Brooks.
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I refuse to believe that you are as stupid as you pretend. Stop the intellectual dishonesty, we see through it.
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Cant this fucker shut up and let stocks rise instead of pissing on everyone's gains? Jesus what a baby. This guy has no idea how trade works but wants to re-do it all. Thanks middle america, thanks for voting in this shitshow.
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I don't see any Trump supporters here to defend him. I'm not one either, but I'd like to speak on their behalf:
*"Cuck cuck snowflake cuck Trump Derangement Syndrome."*
So hopefully all you who doubt the tactical genius of Trump pulling us out of an organization that has taken our side 90% of the time will now realize how brilliant he actually is.
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Is github profitable?
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why be profitable when you can just get bought out?
this is 2018
users > money
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You guys are an embarrassment everywhere you go.
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Hell yeah baby
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Scalping a daytrade on whatever shit stock is getting pump and dumped tomorrow.
Seriously though, anyone know a good way of finding these? I usually just look at the stocktwits top bar and find the company ive never heard of thats up 75% premarket.
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Don't tell anybody, but I'm on track to make $5,000+ a week through just doing this. It's practically printing money.
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You know who else includes these extra processors with their processors? AMD.
They were even asked during their Ryzen launch AMA if they'd consider open sourcing the code in them and they gave a bullshit answer.
All computers have these. That's why the US government will not buy processors manufactured in China.
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except for ARM. They did introduce a new security level -1 (TrustZone) that works below the OS and was intended to work as a hypervisor for Auth and DRM but who knows what runs there (puts on my aluminium hat).
Also, interestingly, the android phone that Trump used throughout his campaign and so far did not have TZ but then it was also an outdated Samsung so who knows..
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Lol which insurance company incentivizes suicide?
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Yeah, which? I really need this info for someone who isn't me.
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AIG.
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And buy one from who... airbus? Bombardier? This guy is a joker
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A bombardier air force one would be hilarious.
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Im just really excited for my pay raise ill be getting. Supply side will work this time! Sure it has failed every other time, but now is different. /s
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He says, while the economy is experiencing 3+ percent growth and the Dow is higher than anytime in the past 10 years
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Thanks, Obama
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For pathetic, stagnant growth for all but the last year of his administration
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Yeah carrying us out of the great recession caused by GWB will do that to ya.
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Damn that GWB for making banks give low-income families massive private loans for houses because of a law passed by Clinton in the 90's to make borrowing more "fair".
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Are you blaming Obama or Clinton now
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Lol wtf. Why would he buy 1 share of a sub $10 stock. He could go to his local Walmart and pick a quarter off the ground instead
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Wtf man if you start telling everyone about my boring guaranteed 30% return it's not going to last long.
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He probably was probably trying to merge, and with the probability of it happening these numbers would be somewhat correct. kek
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yeah honestly he wasn't even fudging his % return by triple digits which is pretty weak by WSB standards
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If they're going after Shkreli, then they need to hit Goldman Sachs, he's nowhere near the level of f*ckery of those motherf*ckers
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Lol, back in the day when Goldman Sachs was under a little pressure they just moved one of their upper level suits into the white house to manage the department which was putting pressure on them. Their fuckery is on an level so far above mortals that I'm shocked no one has built a church around them.
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.01% in a nutshell
"Oh I'm going to lose money? Better change the rules so I don't"
On one hand, that is the system we have, on the other hand, it's completely bullshit.
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I told you losers weeks ago that tech was beat up and might rebound soon. yet here you all are.
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lets see those snap calls
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didn't buy any friendo
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great then dont act high and mighty if you cant put your money where your mouth is capn hindsight
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Y’all need to stop brigading the comies. Yeah they fucking suck, but do we really want scrutiny of the comies polluting this sub?
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but what if we can convert them?
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How does that help us make tendies?
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I think the socialist Weimar Republic gives you like, two freebies.
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Too bad they don’t give him 5,500 freebies
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Good luck with the Amazon calls
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I will be selling the overwhelming majority of my options on both twitter and amazon later today. I am happy with my remaining 85% return YoY and will no longer be playing options on earnings.
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That would be the best outcome of this. I stopped playing earnings after my first earnings season.
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IV CRUSH.
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I’m done with buying new options for MU, except maybe puts.
I have shares and selling near to the money calls. If my shares get carried away I don’t care, I’ll buy more if MU can break and hold over $55.
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Perfect... I just bought MU calls as wsb begins to turn it's back.... Bring on the fuckin tendies
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$40k in shares and $20k in calls but yes I’ve given up on MU.
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I find it hard to believe a JP morgN report refers to the God Emperor by his true title.
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Probably just a joke. I imagine analysts get bored writing this shit every day.
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I'm guessing it's a browser plug in that does find/replace on any search term and replacement term you specify. OP memeing == SRS BSNS
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me today buying jnug http://i.imgur.com/xxURXH9.gifv
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Jesus was that the Challenger? I don't think I've ever seen the footage
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It's really fucked up. Apparently the astronauts most likely lived through the explosion and died when their capsule hit the earth. I think I read that somewhere so I'm gonna pass it off as true
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It is true but not talked about because NASA doesn't want the media propagating that idea. But apparently more than half the astronauts survived the explosion because the oxygen usage in their suits was way higher than the other astronauts and their injuries were more indicative of bracing for death or some shit like that
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Wait, I thought NASA literally has a recording of them speaking. Never heard the oxygen thing.
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Crotch area suspiciously dark grey
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Wet daydream?
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Seriously? a hour and a half lunch? Who the fuck has time for that?
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Works 3 hours.
Takes 1.5 hour lunch
1 hour train ride to second office.
There's barely any work going on here.
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How to succeed in business without really trying: be an attractive female in a hyper-masculine industry.
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Don't start with spy since you can't afford to buy long term calls or puts.
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And I already read that short term call and put is much funnier... Lol
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Speaky engrish? Me thinky you stupid.
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It's my third language, I am so sorry
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## Speaker_0: ##
negative rates are so fucked up and that stupid goblin is pushing them now
[https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/04/alan-greenspan-says-its-only-a-matter-of-time-before-negative-rates-spread-to-the-us.html](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/04/alan-greenspan-says-its-only-a-matter-of-time-before-negative-rates-spread-to-the-us.html)
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Rates can never go up again. Debt levels won’t allow it without a crash. Market addicted to cheap money. He’s not pushing for it he’s just stating the obvious and sad reality were in
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Should learn to trade on your phone like the rest of us
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On margin
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Nothing like trading a leveraged position with more leverage
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Really curious to see what happens monday
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Same.
I'm feeling pretty grateful i closed out about half of my positions earlier in the week. The other half are of course shit kicked, and I lost a good amount on earnings plays - god damn tech stocks.
They really played us perfectly though. I took a bear spread on Netflix earlier in the month and got punished. Then I decided to take the rest of FAANG long, and they all shit the bed, except Amazon, which still lagged anyways. Oh well, c'est la vie.
Edit: actually I think I made a few bucks on Facebook, thanks Zuck.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say fuck you
Much love
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Toyota 0-60: 10 seconds
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Tesla roadster 0-60: 3 years from now.
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buy more FNMA
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I'm holding 100% common shares right now, everyone in WSB is fucking yoloing FNMA and FMCC which means it's fucked. Considering switching at least some over to preferreds vs just getting the fuck out. Just waiting on something from Noochie one way or another
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"Want to go all in tomorrow" *opens account with 100 dollars* BOI
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Eh everyone starts somewhere.
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But do you understand how ridiculous it sounds to go all in with 100 dollars?let alone expect a 400 percent return
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Browns win the super bowl
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I’m good with that, means we have at least 13 months left in this rally
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Why is an oil based country supporting an electric car company?
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diversification
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LOL.
Bruh, they've been around since 2004, and still aren't making money. Isn't that a RED-flag?
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That worked for Amazon.
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And Tesla. Don't forget Tesla.
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Except Tesla has patents on the best and most efficient batteries in the world along with a partnership with Panasonic to produce them at a mass scale. It's like people don't realize Tesla isn't actually a fucking car company, it's a battery company that makes cars to prove their concept.
Elon stated he hates that he had to take Tesla public for funding because most shareholders think Tesla is a car company and constantly harass him about auto industry bull shit.
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Goal of most CEOs: Profitability
Goal of Elon Musk: Rage against short-sellers
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Funnily enough, if he just focused on profitability, the shorts would get smoked. The market WANTS to give him an enormous benefit of the doubt, he's just not fucking taking it. It's infuriating.
Seeing profitable companies like MU get shit on, while Elon gets chance after chance to rectify his mistakes makes me mad.
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Agreed ��
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## Speaker_0: ##
Exactly how I feel when people bitch about their min wage job not able to support a family. Min wage is for teenagers. If you are still getting min in your 30s then you failed in life.
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Ma man Jack Ma used to offer free tours to foreigners just to learn English. He was poor AF.
Now look at him
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He was pretty poor until like 32 when he started doing web dev and then managed to secure a billion dollar investment a few years later in Alibaba from Yahoo right before the dotcom bubble burst. Timing is super important.
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Jack Ma has actually never written a line of code in his life. He was just fascinated by computers and their potential and found people to work with him and fulfill his vision.
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Ah yes the idea man.
People shit on "idea men" because it's an easy way to sound like you can do shit without having anything to back it up, but really some of the greatest visionaries have no practical expertise. Engineers and other types of "in the trenches" experts often have no vision whatsoever. It takes both.
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What do you do for a living to have that much cash?
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Did professional services consulting in IT. Quit to trade full time. Took a new job and stopped paying attention to my account as closely as o should have. Now we here.
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It was working out. Till I took a full time day job
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Lmao, you're delusional.
Let me get this straight:
You made $1 million last year between job/trading so you quit your job.
You trade with ALL of the money you have to your name.
You somehow don't remember to pay taxes on the money you made.
You realize you owe 200k in taxes but have lost 50% of your value by March so panic and go back to a full time job (really "worked out" there for three months...)
Over the next 6 months you get your value over $1 million again TWICE, but at no point think that it would be a good idea to pay your $200k in taxes.
And then your account goes totally bust by the beginning of October.
Now you're not only broke but stupidly in debt.
You said you average 200k from your job.
It will take you years to come even close to breaking even and you're so delusional about your own behavior you'll probably make the same mistakes over and over (TRADING WITH ALL OF MY MONEY, NOT STUPID GUYS!)
Congrats on making a fat MILLION in 2017, though.
Good luck seeing that kind of market come around over the next 20 years.
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Some of you people are so fucked in the head. What on the world makes you think your bright enough to say anything like that to me? Cause you took a college class or watched a YouTube video? Fuck off back to Burger King pleb.
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Lol.
You're right.
It's really smart to trade with all your money and not pay your taxes.
My bad.
I must have missed that Youtube video but thanks for clarifying why you're really smart!
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NSFW you fucking dickhead.
Also, what do I do with this awkward boner?
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[you could buy one of these to deal with it](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/VFikm)
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Yeahhhh, at the office so I'm not going to be clicking that. Is it a tiny azn chick who will climb under my desk?
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ill save you the trouble.. its the same video op posted.
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So I should beat the shit out of that user, good deal.
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Needs more options for gender, shitlord.
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I sexually identify as a 3X inverse ETF.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Aww, is a real car company jealous of all the media love for Elon?
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They’re jealous that Tesla benefits from double standards that actual companies could never get away with
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