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$42k on a 0.01% move
## Walls1337bot: ##
yeah bud cause there wasnt any other movement during the day
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Im talking rock bottom fico scores.
## Walls1337bot: ##
1st place in national Chinese math competition. Doesn't even speak English.
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Do you realize Sanjay has been on CNBC multiple times saying they have run the numbers and are not concerned at the present time with the tariff situation.
Also: even if the tarrifs hurt a bit, if you are used to using MU’s components, it’s not just a snap of the fingers to use some other chipmaker. For a more basic example, you can’t just plop an AMD processor on an Intel motherboard, you have to have a MoBo made to work with AMD..
Stop FUDing and buy this fucking stock. This dip is a gift, if only you have the balls to buy.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Sanjay fucking founded Sandisk and has more than 30 years of experience in the non-volatile semiconductor memory industry, including engineering and management positions at SanDisk, Micron, Integrated Device Technology, SEEQ Technology, Intel Corporation and Atmel Corporation. I trust him. It is different this time
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Because on January 18, 1778, the English explorer Captain James Cook becomes the first European to discover the Hawaiian Islands.
## Speaker_1: ##
what a fuckin asshole
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Why? For civillising some savages? They should be fucking paying tribute.
## Walls1337bot: ##
"civillising"
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Last minute 3:59 decided to keep my shares and roll through the ER.
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"At the last minute I didn't do anything"
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I had SQ calls 9 days ago, sold for 120%. Still have 800 shares but damn, my calls could of been a yacht right now
## Walls1337bot: ##
> could of
Did you mean could've?
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I am a bot account.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Step 1 Go to local park
Step 2 Find mens bathroom
Step 3 Go into last stall
Step 4 Wait....
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## Speaker_0: ##
what constitutes a real job, faggot?
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Flipping burgers at McDonald's. Pretty safe job, people gotta eat.
## Walls1337bot: ##
A man's gotta eat Mr. Lahey
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Should have Pizza’d when you French fried.
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If you French fry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time
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## Speaker_0: ##
How long did you hold it for before selling?
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Sold at 3:59pm as it was surging
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## Speaker_0: ##
RH is such a joke, they let you trade without verifying basic info? @SEC
## Speaker_1: ##
I did register with my bank info and ssn idk why everyone is making a big deal out of them asking for an extra layer of verification
## Speaker_0: ##
I’m not shitting on you, I’m shitting on RH. Every other brokerage makes you verify before trading.
Edit: wait, if it was your brothers account why’d you use your ssn and bank info?
## Walls1337bot: ##
he said in another comment that his account also has that
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## Speaker_0: ##
The Great Recession of 2018
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Seven days left! So excited!
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Autism guy had a few plays that didn't pan out after he made it big in 2008. I don't really remember what though but IIRC they were embarassing shit like water shortage and gamestop? Don't put too much weight into his opinions
But the popularity of passive investing is wack and it's gonna have an amplifying effect on market swings both up and down, just look at /r/investing they all fancy themselves lil warren buffets but when the markets dip they all think it can only get worse. And act like whatever the fuck % performance of their investments in the last 100 years will keep applying within their lifetimes. There's gonna be a crash at some point that drives these people out. Motherfuckers treat passive investing like it's free money
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Water stocks have gone the up thou. I am madd suspect on gamestop thou. They aren’t the only one selling video games. All the consoles I bought from either circuit city or Best Buy. The one in flushing queens closed down too. Their workers leave a lot to be desired to
## Walls1337bot: ##
> All the consoles I bought from either circuit city
>
What the fuck was your last console? A ps2? I haven’t seen a CC in a decade
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## Speaker_0: ##
Stock market going to be absolutely nuts tomorrow, I guess this weekend is where the market decides. I’m loading up on spy puts.
## Walls1337bot: ##
ehhh the weekend may help you...
but remember the market rally the monday after the last shutdown
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm going to bag hold this for a couple quarters. I'm like 20 years from retiring, so I have time.
Was fun seeing my comment cross posted and tweeted though. Guess that was my 15 minutes of fame.
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RIP in peace
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What price can Apple realistically hit if a deal is made?
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Apple is tough. It was already beaten down quite a bit before it was suggested they might get slapped with tariffs. I personally wouldn’t count on anything higher than 190
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## Speaker_0: ##
>wants their product to fail
>uses their product
## Speaker_1: ##
As long as you don’t view the advertisements on the platform you’re actually making them lose money by using their product.
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You're helping daily active users though which helps prop up the stock price
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...which only pushes down their average revenue per user.
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Which means they still have users and need to pivot for a different advertising approach. Clearly people like the product it's just the ads aren't forced down the users throat hard enough.
Push notification ads. They are coming. Short term calls, long term puts.
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> Push notification ads. They are coming.
Great idea! If only anyone had thought of that before lmfao.
“4.5.4 Push Notifications must not be required for the app to function, and should not be used for advertising, promotions, or direct marketing purposes or to send sensitive personal or confidential information. Abuse of these services may result in revocation of your privileges.”
https://developer.apple.com/app-store/review/guidelines/
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Because that applies to Android as well right?
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SNAP doesn't give a hot jar of piss about Android
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## Speaker_0: ##
If you are venting it out atleast let us know how much you lost... and GFY
## Speaker_1: ##
what it means gfy? girlfriend young?
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Good For You
## Speaker_3: ##
I have literally always thought it was go fuck yourself when it came to this board.
## Walls1337bot: ##
It is. Gfy.
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Serious question: if people are so bored on the weekend then why doesn’t anyone actually do DD in their free time?
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reading posts like this is DD to most people here
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This is how I DD
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Who says that
## Walls1337bot: ##
/r/investing and /r/personalfinance have a penchant for giving that advice.
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Fuck it, $16 Put expiring this week it is.
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F
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Please Visa, I can't take any more hurt from you. Just show me that you care about me.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I bought calls anticipating a bit of a come back before earnings. so far i'm wrong and it's been all red since last week
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NVDA, GS, TSLA
Long time listener, first time caller. Is it really this easy making money trading options. This is from my first week, and it feels too good to be true.
## Walls1337bot: ##
You'll have good days and bad days. You'll have strings of weeks where every trade seems to go poorly. That's when you'll learn what type of trader you are.
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8/10 shitpost. Well done.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Thanks. Really hoping to trade them in for [these](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51tIHNJY6YL._SY355_.jpg)
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>As of the close of business June 19, 2018
there were issued and outstanding 244,144,121 shares
of our Common stock. Access-Power Inc. has $400 in our
premiere checking account. We are a For Profit Corporation
active in the State of Florida, operating in Michigan for the time
being. Access-Power, Inc. is for sale. I WARNED YOU I WAS CAPABLE.
## Speaker_1: ##
He's actually active in the forum linked below, he just posted like 15 minutes ago it seems:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/Access-Power-Inc-ACCR-23/
## Speaker_2: ##
Holy shit this guy is nuts.
"AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS THE BUYER 250,000 GTC TODAY .0001 - BUT THEY WON'T GIVE ME ANY. MAYBE TOMORROW. THE ORDER IS GTC. THAT WOULD BRING MY TRADE-ABLE SHARES TO OVER 1,000,000 - AND BELIEVE I DESERVE THAT STOCK. AS A CEO, I REALIZE THAT MY SHARES ARE WORTH MONEY. I DO.
I BELIEVE THEY ARE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY, AND GOD PERMITS ME TO SHARE THE GLIMPSE WITH YOU.....BUT I DON'T.
BYE
PS - YOUR FRIENDLY CEO,,,,,,,,I AM READING THE BOOK OF JOB IN DA BIBLE, AND SOON I WILL READ THE QURAN TOO. I WONDER IF THERE ARE ANY SIMILAR STORIES FOUND IN THE QURAN LIKE THE BOOK OF JOB."
## Walls1337bot: ##
>I AM READING THE BOOK OF JOB IN DA BIBLE
He needs to be reading da Book of Job in de unemployment office.
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## Speaker_0: ##
You just need to buy some credit default swaps
## Speaker_1: ##
I don’t think it’s going be a market crash, I think it’ll be a slowdown. They don’t sell credit default swaps to the little guys anyway.
## Speaker_0: ##
Get an isda you fuck
## Speaker_2: ##
Wait, we’re $1.47 billion short of qualifying for the isda?
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If I win the mega millions I'll get us to the table
## Walls1337bot: ##
Cash option is only 900 mil, and Uncle Sam is probably going to take half of that, so you'll have to hit up Robinhood and triple it first
Just need to find a market maker who'll sell you 100 million FDs
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## Speaker_0: ##
Every fucking time
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Without fail.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yup, happens EVERY GOD DAMN FUCKING TIME. And if you hold, it would have kept bleeding. The market is against us always.
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I mean. It's not horrible advice as of right now.
New CEO in place, GE is going to make a lot of big changes soon. Might be a good payoff. Worst case scenario, you hold onto a stock you already have, and it goes down a little lower. It's not going bankrupt. Best case scenario, they make a 180 and actually do well.
If I was holding GE, no way would I sell. The big autistic play here was buying into it in the first place.
## Speaker_1: ##
Billions in pensions, only a few parts of the company making money, most analysts say it's over valued even at 14, CEO hired from within which upset some people who wanted fresh blood, CEO hinted at break up back in December, bad book keeping with billion dollar debt surprises, low investor confidence, about to be booted from the DOW,,,
BUY BUY BUY
## Walls1337bot: ##
Fucking pensions keep making companies into time bombs. My dad's retired on a pension that has him receiving 1/3 of his salary for the next couple decades. Good for him, but I really want to know who at his company thought that was a good idea.
## Speaker_2: ##
When those deals were made, the average life expectancy was 60-65 and had been stable for 100 years. In the intervening 40 years it's gone up to 85.
They weren't the worst deals when made, but now they are because your dad just. Won't. Die.
## Walls1337bot: ##
What an asshole.
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Probably. Sellers are done with this stock. It’s time to move on to IQ
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What are your thoughts on IQ?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I do not trade stocks that do not have weeklies.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Pfizer.
$PFE
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Viagra and antibiotics. That's all you need right there.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Ugh fucking people don't understand how much easier it is when you have less than a few million to invest. When you start accumulating capital, your trades start moving the market. Everything is easier when selling your shit doesn't tank your holdings by 5%.
## Speaker_1: ##
Are you saying you could take a $100k portfolio and reliably grow it at 30-40% a year until it reached the few million range??
## Walls1337bot: ##
Yes -- look at cornwall capital as an example. 100k to 30 million.
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tfw you don't think share price can go any lower than a penny and then they announce a reverse stock split
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You mean a regular split? Reverse would make them more valuable.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Buying bamboozle puts
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This guys manages risk.
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Hey that guy is a fucking vegan! What a fucking loser!
## Walls1337bot: ##
That would actually make sense. Vegans are required by law to be annoying as fuck at all times.
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You’re going to need to place a piece of toast in that picture for proof.
Edit: never mind, you have MU pulled up.
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I keep saying toast for proof, but I think I’m about to have a stroke.
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How the fuck do you idiots have so much money.
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Because we’re lucky idiots
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## Speaker_0: ##
Six 4k screens should suffice. That is all.
## Speaker_1: ##
Overcompensating for something?
## Speaker_0: ##
It's the only way I can fit my lifted 2015 Quad Cab Dually Longbed Dodge Ram as my background.
## Speaker_1: ##
I was asking about your penis but if you want to tell me about your truck that's fine
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(he is)
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If a man knocks on your door today and offers to buy your house for 10% less than what you know it's worth, would you sell it to him just because he has given you a quote?
## Speaker_0: ##
What if what I know it is worth isn't what it is worth?
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The current quote is not its value, my son.
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tell your boss he's a fag
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whip his dick out
## Walls1337bot: ##
doesnt matter had sex
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whats the definition of insanity?
we clearly didn't learn anything.
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Nah, this time it will be different.
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## Speaker_0: ##
On cue, jumping back up
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Silly low volume MU on a Friday, it must drop
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Sanjay is disappointed in your lack of faith
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Who the fuck is this guy?
## Walls1337bot: ##
I think his reddit handle might be /u/LosingMoneyRightLeft
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## Speaker_0: ##
GE 6.5C 11/16's
Lets go.
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Are you selling them naked??
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1) Liquidate all stocks
2) Payoff your mortgage and all personal debt owed
3) Exchange your dollars for non-dollar denominated assets/foreign currencies (non-G7 countries)
4) Move out of the USA
## Speaker_1: ##
5) Move to remote primitive tropical island
6) Buy what you need with shiny beads
## Walls1337bot: ##
if you're selling your anal beads, you've fallen on hard times.
F.
## Speaker_2: ##
used anal bead salesman
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Throwing in a little chocolate to sweeten the deal? Nice.
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i’m calling it now, AAPL 167-170
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I mean I own a lot of AAPL so I'm fine with that, but I did sell a few shares today hoping it goes to 130 to buy a lot more. So I guess either way
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what is share?
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Can confirm, just came from the future. AMA.
## Speaker_1: ##
Why'd you come back
## Speaker_0: ##
I love you guys too much to leave forever.
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Are you implying we aren't there in the future?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Alcohol
## Walls1337bot: ##
This. Also only made one play this month for 83% in 50 minutes
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## Speaker_0: ##
Trump would never use emojis.
## Speaker_1: ##
Someone should show him how
## Speaker_0: ##
I think as a boomer he is more willing to use CAPITAL LETTERS TO EXCLAIM THINGS more so than emojis.
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#CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
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## Speaker_0: ##
Can we just get this ETF on the market already so I can go 100% into it?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Long $RTRD. Also, when can we expect the 3x leveraged version?
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McDonald’s and Walmart are literally recession proof. If the entire market crashes what else are people going to be able to afford
## Walls1337bot: ##
Looks like selling stuff on ebay is always an option too
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## Speaker_0: ##
Been here twice in the past two months. Currently back up to profit highs for year. Back to basics and build again. GL.
## Walls1337bot: ##
I’m not giving up my portfolio is mostly shares no expiration on those just hoping I can get money to toss into my portfolio in time before robinhood tries to take it back
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Well there are only shares now considering all my previous plays expired worthless/ will be expiring worthless
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## Speaker_0: ##
$500 for a full auto?
Well, why not buy a $30 stripped AR15 lower, drill the 3 hole for an auto sear. Turn in the lower as an illegal full auto gun for a $470 profit.
Whats the risk?
## Speaker_1: ##
That's exactly what happens at a lot of these buy backs. They're giant feel good scams by idiots who know nothing about guns.
## Speaker_2: ##
Source?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Me for example, I've offloaded 2 rusted and completely useless* smoothbore .22s for $200 each at a buyback before. They're less common in pawn shops these days (probably because of people like me) but you should still be able to find them for ~$25 whenever they're on the shelf.
*They are still useful for small pest control with rat shot but that seems overkill to me when moustraps/hammers are so cheap.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is like the same thing people said about GE this time last year
## Speaker_1: ##
Hahahaha comparing TSLA (50% revenue growth) to GE (near zero revenue growth). Good one.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hahahaha, comparing TSLA (hemorrhaging money like a Thai hooker pissing out semen) to GE (a company with billions in profits)
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## Speaker_0: ##
Only 3 day trades left though?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Up above I mentioned I'm in a cash account but I already applied for margin. Which allows day trading instant settlement. Come Monday I should be switched over. I'll call them now even and see where I stand.
## Speaker_0: ##
Ah okay, try fucking around with volatility this week, apparently there's an icbm being moved around NK somewhere and buying in low on TVIX could be a lotto ticket when it launches
## Walls1337bot: ##
Ok thank you, $9000 automatically on $TVIX come this monday. Done, next? haha.
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Not a cuck
## Walls1337bot: ##
cuck confirmed
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## Speaker_0: ##
Meetings all over the world. Winning all over the world. Fucking all over the world. And he still golfs more than Obama. Oh, Donald!
## Walls1337bot: ##
Dude is up tweeting at 4am every day.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Open up and Etsy account, then hang yourself.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is hilarious because I know there’s actually people who come to this sub for investment advice
## Speaker_1: ##
That’s why I’m subbed here. To watch all the autists take the advice of this sub and lose a ton of money. People are so fucking lazy they’re willing to throw their life saving at something cause some username on the internet said it was a good idea.
## Walls1337bot: ##
This was a sub where people go to brag about how much money they lost. I'm really struggling to feel sorry for people who lost money following advice they found on here.
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Fake news tho right
## Speaker_1: ##
IDK, are they building an 80-ft wall along MX/USA border?
## Walls1337bot: ##
90 ft*
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Is that the real number? How deep?
## Walls1337bot: ##
100 ft now.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Imagine having a Wii in 2018.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Literally the most popular system ever sold with Netflix support, if you don’t care about HD playback what reason has there been to spend even $40 on a Fire TV Stick? I mean, there are still people with HDTV’s hooked up the their Cable/Sattelite box with composite cables or even coax....
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## Speaker_0: ##
Fuck you. I’m 5’3”
## Speaker_1: ##
BMI?
## Speaker_2: ##
never heard of that indicator
## Walls1337bot: ##
Short $BMI
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## Speaker_0: ##
annnd of course it’s real
## Speaker_1: ##
Nah, that’d be fucking... wow. It is.
## Speaker_2: ##
What the actual FUCC?? Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.. I thought a fellow WSB photoshopped it.... What was going through his mind when he tweeted this? Does he have his own photoshop associate?
​
TLDR: Is this real life?
## Walls1337bot: ##
> Mind Blown @ Trump tweeting this FR.
Really? After he [retweeted a Can't Stump the Trump meme compilation during his presidential campaign](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/653856168402681856?lang=en) and [him beating CNN](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/881503147168071680) *this* stretches credibility?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I don’t understand why people are expecting drilling. AH has been completely flat since the mini drop after close.
## Speaker_1: ##
Lol okay guy
RemindMe! 14 hours
## Speaker_0: ##
So why are AH and futures essentially flat?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Lol. Futures are red. Investing.com is screwing with you robinhooders so you can be slaughtered tomorrow. Look at the actual chart, NDX is down 50 handles right now. This market can't even put together 2 green days. Sad! Don't fight Donnie, he wants this market to be ded. Who the fuck says negative shit before G20 when the market is set up for a bounce. That fucker, that's who.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Your car will be able to be a self driving Uber for you while you're not using your say, that's it.
Also solar powered roofs with battery storage and self driving cars n' shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah man I can't wait for people to bang in the back of my self driving TSLA uber car while I get shit on in a meeting. sounds legit.
## Speaker_0: ##
\> Implying you can afford a Tesla not a shit, rusted out 1998 Pontiac 2 door jallopy
## Speaker_2: ##
Everyone can afford a Tesla now. It'll be an income generating car
## Speaker_0: ##
Good fucking point actually.
## Speaker_3: ##
it says that exact thing in the actual write up if you bothered to read it
## Walls1337bot: ##
You know this is OP we're talking about right?
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude probably had a coffee filter full of meth in his ass when he wrote that.
## Speaker_1: ##
Is a coffee filter full of drugs in the ass a thing?
## Walls1337bot: ##
For McAfee it's what he uses to calm down.
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## Walls1337bot: ##
Jesus dude make a deposit already
## Speaker_0: ##
If I'm all in on my acct, you think I'm not [homeless](https://www.reddit.com/r/asklaw/comments/7a3ru6/dumpster_diving_bankrupt_companys_youre_a) with my net worth all in already?
## Walls1337bot: ##
U right
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Lol look at this guy with his only 2 yachts.
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## Speaker_0: ##
that last 15 minutes was pretty intense wasn't it? Fight between trying really hard to end the day at least a little bit green vs fear of holding over the weekend.
I requested a Flair from the mods and they said they were going to ban me rofl
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Lol mods don't give out flairs for good dd (been in the same boat as you), you need to either be really into hentia, lose a bunch of money, send nudes to strange men over the Internet, finger fuck some fruit, or anything along those lines.
The mods are fags, but we still love them ��
## Speaker_1: ##
You don’t want to know what I did to get my “elite autist” flair
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Damn man, you went full on autist super sayian
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## Speaker_0: ##
Once I start talking to people about stonks they usually stop all future correspondence... ☹️
## Speaker_1: ##
Yeah within a month of being here, I was able to quickly catch people up over a drink or something on what a levered etf was.
6 months in and now there's just too many layers of options and fundamentals of global macro shit to understand before you can even begin to have a conversation.
Basically now I just show people this chart and blow their minds at how well heavy truck sales are a leading indicator of market tops https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/HTRUCKSSAAR
I definitely don't know everything, and have been steadily coming down from my dunning-kruger high from a few months ago, but having conversations with normies about this stuff really just doesn't work anymore
## Walls1337bot: ##
that is a pretty neat chart
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Thanks for convincing me to cop some 65c Jan leaps yesterday dad.
## Speaker_1: ##
Well done, son
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Plot twist: is Marty secretly the mortal manifestation of WizDaddy?
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## Speaker_0: ##
I have a strange feeling dividends will be announced... my dick is hard.
## Walls1337bot: ##
probably not
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## Speaker_0: ##
P U T S
A R E
F R E E
M O N E Y
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S E L L
T H E
F U C K I N G
D I P
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## Speaker_0: ##
[Anyone else see that giant spike up in futures just now?](https://i.imgur.com/JixLRDk.png) Calls be praised!
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Tech needs a real rebound trending upwards instead of down or all my calls won't beat Theta.
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## Speaker_0: ##
yoga no homo
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saying no homo makes it gay
## Walls1337bot: ##
Wish I knew this before last night. That guy I blew probably thinks I'm so gay now.
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lmfao MU is down 1.5%+ premarket 8 out of 10 days. Im so glad I'm out of that bullshit stock.
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At this point I have stockholm syndrome with this stock
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## Speaker_0: ##
You can't hear jack shit. Good job faggot.
## Speaker_1: ##
Okay in the future I won't even make an attempt to share when a prominent and knowledgable individual spreads information
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Some people think they deserve everything. Thank you for sharing.
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## Speaker_0: ##
VIX is drilling so thats mildly reassuring
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It's going to be a long weekend if you guys are looking at VIX already lol
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## Speaker_0: ##
How do we play this¿
## Speaker_1: ##
long everything
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JDST 2 da moon
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## Speaker_0: ##
So is the plan to just crank up the QE whenever thins start looking bad and never let recessions happen ever again?
## Walls1337bot: ##
US been doing it since 2008
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4.1... eeeehhhh
## Speaker_0: ##
With all the front loaded exports baked in... that's really NOT that good. Waiting for smart people to tell me why.
## Speaker_1: ##
In many countries in europe we could suck smelly cocks for 2%, so take your 4.1 and stfu
## Walls1337bot: ##
Especially when it'll be revised up, and the rest of the year will be similar. GDI for Q1 was also increased to nearly 4% today (3.9%)
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## Speaker_0: ##
How will the Brittish no confidence vote effect things?
## Walls1337bot: ##
Since that dude grabbed the Sceptre we have been all green just sayin
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## Speaker_0: ##
I'm in the positive. Stop just buying puts/calls. Trade credit spreads, sell premium, stop following meme trades.
## Walls1337bot: ##
THIS. Up at least 50%, as much as 80% earlier this year.
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Post your acc or shut the fuck up. No one cares unless we get to actually see your stupidity. This isn't some bullshit erotic fiction Wall Street site. Maybe you should just unfind this, go back to Orange is the new black. It's better there for you
## Speaker_1: ##
As far as I can tell that's exactly what this place looks like. Sounds like you lost today too mate
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Jesus christ, what a fag.
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## Speaker_0: ##
what does fd stand for?
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Fiduciary Duty
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## Speaker_0: ##
looks like hilary takes the cake, sorry trumpers
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That's what CNN said so it must be true.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Not to mention the $38k+ tax bill that house has
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That's like 1% of assessed value. Pretty normal TBH.
## Speaker_0: ##
Look at a $2 million house in Denver, the taxes are like $10k
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My 300k property in Baltimore is 8k in taxes. Ridiculous
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Fuckin carcetti
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## Speaker_0: ##
This doesn't surprise me.
Friend of mine worked in the medical facility in Goldman Sachs. One of the investment guys was a regular, thinking he caught every virus known to man.
One day he was exceptionally down on his luck, and my buddy asked him what was up. He said this woman he met recently was pregnant and she was "absolutely positive" it was his. My friend, knowing this guy's medical background and fear of catching ANYTHING asked if he used a condom. The guy said he couldn't get it over his pants, which led to my friend asking "sorry but, what?"
Long story short: he dry humped, came, and a woman claimed he was the father of the child inside her.
Happy investing!
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Bruh wat
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## Speaker_0: ##
I wonder how many Trump fans this will trigger? Seems like every thread making fun of Trump has at least a dozen Trump fans highly triggered.
We shall see boys. Lets keep count.
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Not a chance, we love all types of trump content.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Dude fuck TVIX up the goddamn asshole. How the fuck is a triple leveraged ETF up less than half of the index it follows
## Speaker_1: ##
>TVIX
>a triple leveraged
It's not triple leveraged
>ETF
It's not an ETF
>the index it follows
It doesn't follow the VIX
You are 0/3. Do you have any idea what you're trading?
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No
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Petition to grant mod status
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## Speaker_0: ##
P/E of 80 is not a sale. Fair value: $150
## Speaker_1: ##
Isn't NVDA P/E 40?
## Speaker_0: ##
Just checked, yeah it's 40. I thought trailing P/E was higher. So I guess not crazy overvalued. Forward P/E is still high at 32 tho.
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You should just delete your comment after this failure.
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is why the market has been volatile lately.
Look at the facts, Robinhood introduces options trading for free for hundreds of thousands of people with no education, experience, or money to be able to trade options freely.
Market begins to fluctuate wildly in both up and down moves up to 2-3% in the indexes on a daily basis, just days after Robinhood allows options to be traded.
Stay #woke
## Speaker_1: ##
And? What's the problem here? These scrubs have the side effect of creating higher volatility.. so those of us who know what the fuck we're doing will see larger swings to the upside at their cost. This free options model has been brilliant so far; the strong thriving on the weak.
## Speaker_2: ##
Yeah...but also,let's be real here, these plebs aren't moving shit with their sub-$1000 balances.
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Hey now, I almost have $2k in my account!
## Speaker_4: ##
I used to have a thousand.
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AMD puts are a fickle mistress aren't they?
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## Speaker_0: ##
It's expensive to short.
You buy shares. Shares go up, you win. Shares go down you lose. Shares stay flat, it's neutral.
You short shares or buy put options. Shares go down, you win. Shares go up, you lose. Shares stay flat, you lose.
Also, Buffett has made a career about being bullish on America. Litteraly since day one, and it's worked out great for him. He's not about to bet against the American economy.
## Speaker_1: ##
You’re right he wouldn’t short or go long put options. No, he would do the same thing he has done before, selling covered puts backed by his massive pile of cash. He’s done it before for Bank of America (though those may have actually been warrant stocks) and BNSF. If the stock goes up or stays flat, he collects the premium of the option, adding to his cash war chest. If it falls and the option is exercised, he ends up with shares he wanted at the price he previously deemed acceptable when writing the option.
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I wish I was rich enough to be able to be in a no lose situation.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Sucks seeing these big losses then realizing, “oh shit I lost that much too”. Even still, these posts make me feel better. We are not alone in our losses; just make sure you learned something along the way. It’s only money after all.
## Walls1337bot: ##
Hey. Yea thanks for the empathy man. I think I will stay away from the market until I actually have a comfortable stable income lol.
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nobody explains their fucking line of thinking on these fucking threads. just an endless stream of "buying $randomfuckingstockticker"
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One time I wrote 3 para and got spammed with 'we don't need your life story'
Felt bad so I stopped
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avg 14.75..........fk this shit.
## Speaker_1: ##
I'm in at 14.9.......still coming for you moon
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In at 8.92. And glad I didn't sell every time it dropped a little.
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## Speaker_0: ##
I guess Microsoft just couldn't handle that 1% gain.
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Been trading sideways for two fucking weeks now jesus
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## Speaker_0: ##
Too much diversity. Do you want a yacht or not?
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I think he wants a canoe
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## Speaker_0: ##
B/E of $193, not too crazy in a 5 month period. Even if they miss earnings, this will probably be fine... could be bag holding for awhile though. Goodluck boss! I'm a bit scared to put my eggs in their basket given all the voodoo accounting though.
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Chinese companies are not to be trusted
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Chinese ~~people~~ companies are not to be trusted
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People are corporations my friend.
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## Speaker_0: ##
Wher wur u when duh QQQ wuz died?
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In bed grinning as I hold qqq puts
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## Speaker_0: ##
This is what is called "selling at the bottom"
## Walls1337bot: ##
He created the bottom so the rest of us can see the top. Without him it just keeps going down
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