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900 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
901 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
902 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
903 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
904 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
905 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
906 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
907 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
908 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
909 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
910 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
911 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
912 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
913 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
914 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
915 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
916 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
917 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
918 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
919 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
920 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
921 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
922 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
923 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
924 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
925 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
926 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
927 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
928 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
929 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
930 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
931 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
932 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
933 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
934 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
935 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
936 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
937 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
938 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
939 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
940 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
941 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
942 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
943 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
944 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
945 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
946 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
947 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
948 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
949 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
950 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
951 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
952 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
953 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
954 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
955 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
956 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
957 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
958 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
959 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
960 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
961 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
962 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
963 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
964 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
965 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
966 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
967 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
968 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
969 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
970 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
971 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
972 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
973 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
974 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
975 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
976 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
977 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
978 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
979 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
980 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
981 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
982 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
983 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
984 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
985 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
986 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
987 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
988 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
989 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
990 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
991 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
992 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
993 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
994 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
995 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
996 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
997 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
998 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
999 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |