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1,000 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,001 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
1,002 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
1,003 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,004 | A father fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
1,005 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
1,006 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
1,007 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
1,008 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,009 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
1,010 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
1,011 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
1,012 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
1,013 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
1,014 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
1,015 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
1,016 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
1,017 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
1,018 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
1,019 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
1,020 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
1,021 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
1,022 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
1,023 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
1,024 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
1,025 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,026 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
1,027 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
1,028 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,029 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
1,030 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
1,031 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
1,032 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
1,033 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,034 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
1,035 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
1,036 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
1,037 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
1,038 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
1,039 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
1,040 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
1,041 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
1,042 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
1,043 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
1,044 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
1,045 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
1,046 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
1,047 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
1,048 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
1,049 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
1,050 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,051 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
1,052 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
1,053 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,054 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
1,055 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
1,056 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
1,057 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
1,058 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,059 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
1,060 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
1,061 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
1,062 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
1,063 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
1,064 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
1,065 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
1,066 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
1,067 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
1,068 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
1,069 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
1,070 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
1,071 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
1,072 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
1,073 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
1,074 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
1,075 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,076 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
1,077 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
1,078 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,079 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
1,080 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
1,081 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
1,082 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
1,083 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
1,084 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
1,085 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
1,086 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
1,087 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
1,088 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
1,089 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
1,090 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
1,091 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
1,092 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
1,093 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
1,094 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
1,095 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
1,096 | Bison. | did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
1,097 | Ian. | What do you call a magician who loses his magic? |
1,098 | Because she will let it go. | Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? |
1,099 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn't yours? |