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1,100 | It was two-tired. | Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? |
1,101 | I'll meet you at the corner. | What did one wall say to the other wall? |
1,102 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? |
1,103 | For holding up a pair of pants! | Why was the belt arrested? |
1,104 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? |
1,105 | Because they make up everything. | Why don't scientists trust atoms? |
1,106 | Supplies! | What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? |
1,107 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,108 | DINO-mite! | What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks? |
1,109 | A stick. | What's brown and sticky? |
1,110 | Because every play has a cast. | Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? |
1,111 | Igloos it together. | How does a penguin build its house? |
1,112 | A king fish. | What do you call a fish wearing a crown? |
1,113 | It was too tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
1,114 | A receding hare-line. | What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? |
1,115 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
1,116 | Boo-berry pie. | What's a ghost's favorite dessert? |
1,117 | Because he was always spotted. | Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? |
1,118 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? |
1,119 | Because some relationships don't work out. | Why don't some couples go to the gym? |
1,120 | Nice belt! | What did the zero say to the eight? |
1,121 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that makes okay products? |
1,122 | Because they use honeycombs. | Why do bees have sticky hair? |
1,123 | An irrelephant. | What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? |
1,124 | You planet. | How do you organize a space party? |
1,125 | A cat-astrophe. | What do you call a group of unorganized cats? |
1,126 | Because it felt crummy. | Why did the cookie go to the doctor? |
1,127 | Spoiled milk. | What do you get from a pampered cow? |
1,128 | For holding up a pair of pants. | Why was the belt arrested? |
1,129 | Tooth-hurty. | What's the best time to go to the dentist? |
1,130 | An investi-gator. | What do you call an alligator detective? |
1,131 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
1,132 | A palm tree. | What kind of tree fits in your hand? |
1,133 | An impasta. | What do you call a fake noodle? |
1,134 | Because it lost its bearings. | Why couldn't the bicycle find its way home? |
1,135 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
1,136 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? |
1,137 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
1,138 | Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels. | Why do seagulls fly over the sea? |
1,139 | B. | What do you call a bear with no ears? |
1,140 | Because then it would be a foot. | Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? |
1,141 | A piano. | What has keys but can't open locks? |
1,142 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
1,143 | You boil the hell out of it. | How do you make holy water? |
1,144 | Tweethearts. | What do you call two birds in love? |
1,145 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons fight each other? |
1,146 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? |
1,147 | A dino-snore. | What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? |
1,148 | Because it was two-tired. | Why did the bicycle fall over? |
1,149 | Dam. | What did the fish say when it hit the wall? |
1,150 | Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
1,151 | A satisfactory. | What do you call a factory that sells passable products? |
1,152 | It got mugged. | Why did the coffee file a police report? |
1,153 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt made out of watches? |
1,154 | Because his father was a wafer so long. | Why did the cookie cry? |
1,155 | Roberto. | What do you call a man with a rubber toe? |
1,156 | Because he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer change his pants? |
1,157 | A labracadabrador. | What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? |
1,158 | Nacho cheese. | What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? |
1,159 | A puddle. | What do you call a snowman in July? |
1,160 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
1,161 | Frostbite. | What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? |
1,162 | So he could have sweet dreams. | Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? |
1,163 | Bare-foot. | What do you call a bear with no socks on? |
1,164 | A lemonaut. | What do you call a lemon that’s an astronaut? |
1,165 | Because they might peel. | Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? |
1,166 | A stick. | What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? |
1,167 | Because they are shellfish. | Why don’t oysters donate to charity? |