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700 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
701 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
702 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
703 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
704 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
705 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
706 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
707 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
708 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
709 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
710 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
711 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
712 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
713 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
714 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
715 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
716 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
717 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
718 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
719 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
720 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
721 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
722 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
723 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
724 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
725 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
726 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
727 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
728 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
729 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
730 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
731 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
732 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
733 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
734 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
735 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
736 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
737 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
738 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
739 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
740 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
741 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
742 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
743 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
744 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
745 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
746 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
747 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
748 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
749 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
750 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
751 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
752 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
753 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
754 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
755 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
756 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
757 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
758 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
759 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
760 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
761 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
762 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
763 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
764 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
765 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
766 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
767 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
768 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
769 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
770 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
771 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
772 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
773 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
774 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |
775 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
776 | Climb a tree and act like a nut. | How do you catch a squirrel? |
777 | An investigator. | What do you call an alligator in a vest? |
778 | Because he was outstanding in his field. | Why did the scarecrow win an award? |
779 | A tunee fish. | What do you call a fish with two knees? |
780 | Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans. | Why do chicken coops only have two doors? |
781 | A bulldozer. | What do you call a sleeping bull? |
782 | He let out a little wine. | What did the grape do when he got stepped on? |
783 | In case he got a hole in one. | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? |
784 | An impasta. | What do you call fake spaghetti? |
785 | You put a little boogie in it. | How do you make a tissue dance? |
786 | A carrot. | What's orange and sounds like a parrot? |
787 | Stay here; I'm going on ahead. | What did one hat say to the other? |
788 | Because it was framed. | Why did the picture go to jail? |
789 | Tyrannosaurus wrecks. | What do you call a dinosaur that crashes his car? |
790 | They'd crack each other up. | Why don't eggs tell jokes? |
791 | An abdominal snowman. | What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? |
792 | Because it saw the salad dressing. | Why did the tomato turn red? |
793 | A gummy bear. | What do you call a bear with no teeth? |
794 | They don't have the guts. | Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? |
795 | A cornfield. | What has ears but cannot hear? |
796 | Bison. | What did the buffalo say when his son left for college? |
797 | A meowtain. | What do you call a pile of cats? |
798 | Because it had too many problems. | Why was the math book sad? |
799 | A waist of time. | What do you call a belt with a watch on it? |