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Adds "Check Logs" mode to analyse the log data
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Tue Dec 21 16:34:20 2021
H: The Big Bad Wolf gathered up all of the Straw and all of the Wood and began placing it in a circle around the Brick House.
U: And then he started to blow.
H: Every time he blew, the Irony filled the entire forest.
U: The Hafeez started to shake.
H: The Frogs began to drool blood out of their mouths.
U: And the beasts were really scared.
H: So scared that they began to scream really loudly.
U: It was hurting the word face.
H: But the Big Bad Wolf made no move to stop it.
U: He just started to blow stronger.
H: And stronger and stronger, louder and louder.
U: And then I was broke.
H: Well that was a good story.
Wed Dec 22 13:58:24 2021
H: He watched them making their moves in battle, like grandmasters at the chess board.
Wed Dec 22 13:59:57 2021
H: Andrew had his face buried in his cellphone as he walked down the empty sidewalk.
U: And because of that, he did not see the car. getting off of the.
H: intersection without needing to slow down to pick up another pedestrian seemed impossible in a city where they (clumsy motorists) often followed oncoming traffic through red lights.
U: And that's why Andrew hated living in the city.
H: New York City was too over-bearing, too never ending and didn't feel as if it actually gave a damn.
U: But I thank you. The car that was barreling towards Andrew.
H: was also barreling towards Meghan.
U: No, and your tribe. Don't hit Mayhem.
H: don't hit his girl.
U: Andrew Pesci. At the last minute.
H: which resulted in a massive mid-air collision with the drunken millionaire's hideous body.
U: Something that shocked everybody who was there?
H: Well that was a good story.
Tue Jan 11 10:34:48 2022
H: They used to say not to throw stones at glass houses, but now everyone has one.
U: And there is a lot of towns around.
H: You might spend some time in one of the quieter ones, especially if there are families.
Tue Jan 11 13:47:40 2022
H: "Look," is the sigh, tired because the devil is out of practice at being summoned.
U: But he was happy to be here.
H: Because here he is alone with God and with one another.
Tue Jan 11 13:49:15 2022
H: I shamefully called myself Jigglypuff when I had an eating disorder for years.
U: I was with you round and pink.
H: Sitting next to you in class, staring at your wrist, sniffing your lip ring and asking you if it was even worth it.
U: I was kind of disgusting.
H: But I was kind of lovely, you know?
U: Like a creepy stalker.
H: Okay, maybe a creepy stalker that just pretended to be nice.
Tue Jan 11 14:16:55 2022
H: Oddly enough medical technology in space was limited, to say the least.
U: Doing surgery in outer space is very challenging because there was no gravity.
H: Therefore the doctors had to be always moving to maintain their patient's health, hence the necessity of running surgical tools in order to perform surgery.
U: And they had to spend a lot of time, strapping down, patients and holding everything so that it wouldn't float away.
H: In addition to all this the workload of all the surgeons combined with the strenuous exercises to be carried out was extremely intense, thus reducing their overall productivity.
U: The worst things I have went, whenever anybody started to believe.
H: These jobs involved massive amounts of lifting, a task that was not a pleasant one but a formidable task in its own right.
U: I don't get it either to be fair. That's the thing about space cuz you didn't really have to lift anything. Really. He just had to push it to get a little momentum.
H: You weren't really lifting anything, just pushing that force through gravity.
U: But whenever you push something. If it moved.
H: If it moved beyond a certain level of acceleration (relative to how fast gravity was).
U: There was a lot that took getting used to it.
H: Well that was a good story.
Tue Jan 11 14:20:37 2022
H: Nicolas looks Glenn in the eyes as the horde of zombies surround them.
U: Everything looks very scary.
H: Can they really be that scary?
U: Yeah, zombies are always carry.
H: They move very quickly.
U: I know it is. So. Eat humans.
H: They have good taste in food.
U: How do you say? Your sense of humor is good.
H: Very funny.
U: Is there any medicine to cure zombies?
H: Yes there is.
U: What is it?
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 13 13:03:53 2022
H: Snapliner: This glorious invention will analyze the social situation you are in and accelerate your brain activity so that you can always have something clever to say.
U: But still I didn't know what to say.
H: So I started calling out: "Hello, anything I should say to improve my circumstances?"
U: and then he answered by brain of a.
H: klub's friend and kinda sounding like "Hello there too!"
U: Daniela. Kobe.
H: Jay Dee.
Thu Jan 13 13:05:51 2022
H: “There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.”
U: But I was fine with it.
H: Not quite fine with it, but I knew I had to be polite.
U: It's usually not very nice to punch people in the face.
H: If you're going to punch someone in the face, you want to do it with a firm grip and not swing your fist.
U: Otherwise you're going to break up with him.
H: And if you break up with him, you're not going to like him that much.
U: I can still like my finger logo.
H: It is quite big and sometimes features are a bit awful but still the hand on the logo is still a hand.
U: Am I handsome? Like to go to the gym.
H: Of course I'm handsome.
U: Don't think you are. You look like a trash can.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 13 13:56:46 2022
H: Somewhere in the vast Pacific Ocean, a small raft, matching the movements of the waves, holds a Father and his Son.
U: They never expected. They would end up like this yesterday when they arrived at the beach.
H: That wasn't to say they weren't excited about the fact that it was their first adventure.
U: But they weren't supposed to end up at at Sea now, that they've been caught by the tide. They had no idea how they could get back.
H: They had no idea of what was going to happen to them.
U: If only there was some way they could get back. There were wind. Or.
H: Human wind.
U: Some waves or something. I don't know if human wind is really going to cut it here.
H: But it can.
U: And so they use their human Wednesday to Magic. Get it back to shore where they were safe.
H: Maybe not safe enough, however, because the sea is never predictable.
U: Just when they were back at Shore, a giant wave appeared behind them.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 13 14:01:14 2022
H: Having a superpower isn't necessarily as good as people make it out to be.
U: Yes, I mean. the Super Bowl like.
H: Sounds fun and stuff, but that's not necessarily good in real life.
U: India life. For there is no need of superpowers by. How you reading some comics? Portable power.
H: Magitech magitech?
U: Magic magic.
H: That stuff that's in those comics you just flip through.
U: Mostly I saw in movies about superpowers. Like oranges.
H: Magic oranges.
U: Do you know about the Avengers? Do you know about Avengers?
H: Yeah, you know them.
U: Yeah, he know and just act like I didn't mean to bust one.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 13 14:06:03 2022
H: James Smith stared at his reflection in the hotel mirror, hyping himself up.
U: And suddenly, he saw a black figure in the mirror.
H: It took him a few seconds to recognize it as one of his teammates.
U: But he was surprised because he was dead.
H: How could he be dead?
U: Because he had an accident the last year.
H: Because he got stuck on a branch in the wood of a tree and smashed his head into a rock.
U: And it turns out that he didn't kill him.
H: He did.
U: So, he looked back and there. He looked back and there was no one.
H: He was alone.
U: You are stinking, who did he saw?
H: Well that was a good story.
Mon Jan 17 16:07:09 2022
H: I wince as the pain mercilessly knots my insides in a sickening waltz of unpleasant contractions.
U: I was badly hurt. I was probably going to die soon.
H: Thankfully, part of me doesn't want to die—not when it's all I ever wanted to do in the first place.
U: I don't know, maybe.
H: Can't really be sure.
U: Time. I've never been there.
H: Can't even remember exactly what time it is.
U: History is not begging anymore.
H: It's begging for what has to be, a dull pain in an anxious body.
U: This is a test.
H: A test of my humanity.
U: TV still freaking out.
H: Well that was a good story.
U: void
H: Well that was a good story.
Mon Jan 17 16:22:47 2022
H: "Well, it certainly took you long enough," the angel yawned while hunched over on a stump.
U: That's what it was quite long.
H: Long enough to seem like a bit of wind.
U: Hello.
H: Pretty wind, though?
U: He's waiting. We're broken and he couldn't move anymore.
H: Looks like that's the strangest bit of brokenness.
U: He tried to work, but he couldn't.
H: He tried running, but he couldn't.
U: Play some weird stuff going on.
H: Even tried jumping, but he just curled into a ball.
U: What's Happening Here?
H: Well that was a good story.
Tue Jan 18 13:49:52 2022
H: A few weeks had passed since the man, named XxPurpleHaz3xX had swept into town and rid it of all the problems which had plagued it for years.
Tue Jan 18 13:53:54 2022
H: I laughed oh so evilly as I dusted myself off after the brawl and look down at the body's of the unconscious heroes.
U: It was The Avengers.
H: The Uncanny Avengers.
U: So, what iPhone personality is?
H: What Android smartphone personality is?
U: Not too sure what he says.
H: Or what I say.
Wed Jan 19 14:55:52 2022
H: Lucas was staring at his hands, sitting the the table of his house.
Wed Jan 19 14:56:09 2022
H: "Ignorance of the law is no excuse," said the diaphanous being in front of my ship as he.
Wed Jan 19 14:57:01 2022
H: A clear twilight with a crisp breeze greeted Ashley and me when we left Jake's Steakhouse.
Wed Jan 19 17:57:58 2022
H: I sat cross-legged in front of the moisture separator as the harsh, gritty winds of Tattooine swirled around me.
U: Is it supposed to be my turn?
H: I hadn't yet answered that question when a gloved hand curled around my upper thigh and slipped over my trouser leg.
U: I really don't like your voice and your boat.
H: You're like ona toy you're not supposed to be touching.
U: If I don't say anything, you're going to crash.
H: Or die.
Thu Jan 20 11:04:09 2022
H: Maa and Daa were both laying on couch staring at the box of colours and sound.
U: I have no idea what you just said.
H: They looked at each other then put their heads together in the middle and the silence lasted around 20 seconds.
U: But it seems nice.
H: It also seems such a kind of novelty box.
U: But it seems nice.
H: Really nice.
U: Okay, now I am saying stuff.
H: No, I am saying stuff.
U: I don't have my love and I'm a Beach Post.
H: No I don't have my friends and I'm a Beach Post.
U: I don't have my love and I'm a Beach Post.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 20 11:09:48 2022
H: The hole in the roof still had a bit of smoke coming from it when everyone came into the room to investigate the sound of a gunshot.
U: Hello.
H: My name is Vic of Lerond, Lord's assistant.
U: Hello.
H: Hello, my name is Veronica of Ypon.
U: This is a test.
H: Yes, it's a test.
U: This is a test.
H: A test.
U: This is a test.
H: A test.
U: This is a test.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 20 11:25:02 2022
H: I pause in front of the building and pull out my phone again to check the message one last time to see if I'd missed anything.
U: It was a brand new iPhone, the peak of Technology.
H: The type of iPhone that changed people's lives for the better.
U: It was a brand new iPhone, the peak of Technology.
H: With Google Maps that would revolutionize navigation and virtual reality taking over the world, it was in a completely new and amazing future.
Thu Jan 20 11:28:11 2022
H: They say existence is hell and that was certainly true for me for the first 30 years of my life.
Thu Jan 20 11:30:19 2022
H: A heavily armoured knight stands triumphant atop the carcass of a great, hulking beast.
U: He just killed it and rip his head off.
H: He is being rewarded handsomely for his bravery by the gentle folk of this small village.
U: He just killed it and rip his head off.
H: His people will cry from joy in happiness for eternity.
U: His name was geralt of Rivia.
H: In honour of his bravery, he was crowned King of Vengeria.
U: His name was geralt of Rivia.
H: In honour of his bravery, he was married to queen juliana.
U: This was the first time you reach her became king.
H: Not many royal families can claim such an honour.
U: This was the first time you reach her became king.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 20 11:35:11 2022
H: How many times can I miss the bus because of Mrs. Fredericks doberman eyeing me from the porch waiting for me to leave for work before he eats my face for breakfast?
U: He was a cutting board, but for some reason he was not into it.
H: Maybe it was the greasy, red foods we put in front of him.
U: He was a cutting board, but for some reason he was not into it.
H: Maybe he did not like red foods?
U: You doing weird stuff, her?
H: Yes I'm a huge fan of red foods.
U: This is a test. I am testing with a long sentence. I don't know what's going to happen if we going to see rest after.
H: I'll tell you the story.
U: This is a test. I am testing with a long sentence. I don't know what's going to happen if we going to see rest after.
H: Yes I'm a huge fan of red foods.
U: This is a test.
H: Well that was a good story.
Thu Jan 20 11:38:23 2022
H: A tear rolled down her cheek as she studied her face in the mirror.
U: She was too deep to the ugly.
H: Too deep to be beautiful.
U: She was too deep to the ugly.
H: She would never be beautiful.
U: This is a test.
H: This is a test of patience.
U: This is a test.
H: This test of strength.
Thu Jan 20 11:42:35 2022
H: I always wanted to have an 80's Apple Macintosh computer and I found one in a garage sale that cost only $20 and with the original keyboard and mouse.
U: So how is belong to Steve Jobs?
H: To answer that question, I have to first understand what is is called a Mac.
U: This is a test.
H: In this test you will be required to create a software application which will allow you to use the Apple Macintosh computer.
U: I hate you, you dumb robot.
H: In this test we are asked to take a pencil and write down a name of the user that is named Steve Jobs.
U: Hello.
H: I am Steve Jobs.
U: What is you're not doing to turn right now?
H: This question asked by a 80's Apple Macintosh user is here below:---Am I the user?
Thu Jan 20 11:51:10 2022
H: When the world I began to know faded away into nothingness, the great eternity waiting for me, waking up in a small child’s body was not what I expected.
Thu Jan 20 11:51:35 2022
H: I blinked, and the creature in front of me I was about to hurl a blast of fire at disappeared from my vision.
U: Two of the Slenderman and I was driving.
H: It was a little after 1 in the afternoon and I was traveling on the interstate, northbound between Aurora and Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Thu Jan 20 11:55:23 2022
H: I just turned 25 and heard the unbridled love of God echo through my brain.
U: I was turning a bit crazy.
H: No, not that kind of crazy, I mean completely crazy!
U: You're crazy robot.
H: You're a robot.
U: And he is a very long sentence. Hopefully you're going to be able to catch out of it.
H: But if not.
U: Hello.
H: Hello.
Thu Jan 20 11:58:53 2022
H: The feeling of nervous excitement that had taken over the entire ship was also resting somewhere just below Zora's stomach.
U: Is the lake was actually quite big.
H: I mean really big.
U: Hello.
H: Quite huge for a water pool, let alone a fish pond.
U: This is a really long sentence.
H: Fish pond?
U: And I'm not joking.
H: It's the biggest fish pond in any known place on earth.
U: Hello.
H: This sentence is so long it's splitting me in two in two different parts.
Thu Jan 20 12:02:31 2022
H: The tiny bleat of my watch's 12:00pm alarm rang out like a siren.
U: It was extremely loud.
H: Normally I never used the alarm to wake up, but somehow today I needed to keep on my toes.
U: This is a very long sentence.
H: Incredibly long.
U: I don't think so.
H: Not very long at all.
Thu Jan 20 12:06:06 2022
H: A lone woman in a long crimson coat wandered down the uncrowded walkways of Walnut.
Thu Jan 20 12:09:32 2022
H: I have always loved my mother's famous cookies which helped develop my love of baking.
Thu Jan 20 12:30:55 2022
H: Dave unfolded the saliva-soaked paper he had removed from his dog’s mouth, careful not touch its moistened edges.
U: It was a message from God.
H: A message from to stay alive and to conquer all obstacles that threaten you!
U: This is a long sentence. What are you going to get it all this time? I'm going to kill you. You dumb robot.
H: Give it up.
U: What are you going to get it all this time? I'm going to kill you. You dumb robot.
H: Give it up!
U: I'm going to kill you. You're dumb robot.
H: Give it up.
U: Hello.
H: Hello.
Thu Jan 20 13:50:01 2022
H: The gentle rocking of the waves are enough to lull any young lad into a state of relaxation and safety.
U: I love to being at the beach with my favorite thing in the whole wide world.
H: For me, it's surfing.
U: And the waves today, we're just absolute.
H: I've always loved surfing because I'm a sucker for good waves, flowing and pretty clean.
U: That's why it was such a shame. I couldn't stay at the beach and surf today.
H: It's also because the weather was absolutely terrible, for a surf day in the afternoon.
U: But really it was because I had to get back to work and we had a very, very annoying presentation.
H: I was an IT professional, he was my boss, and the presentation was my job.
U: But really it was because I had to get back to work and we had a very, very annoying presentation. Oh, how I hated this job.
H: And by annoy me, I mean solve all the problems that day.
Mon Jan 24 11:05:06 2022
H: It was technically the day after Laura's two-hundred-and-eighteenth birthday.
U: She was an old lady.
H: I mean, how old is that?
U: About 200 in the 18 years.
H: But even in the 70s she looked more like a hundred.
Mon Jan 24 11:22:23 2022
H: “It is naive to think that we are still as prevalent in the world today as we were in our prime.
U: Faces of Death.
H: Even in places where it seemed we would be inextricably bound, over the past few hundred years, our constant presence was fleeting.
U: I am going to kill you.
H: And I will eat your soul.
Thu Jan 27 11:53:43 2022
H: "Sorry ma'am," I said as I held out a smart phone, 2019 by the looks of it, at the inter-era border checkpoint, "smart phones aren't allowed into industrial or earlier."
Thu Jan 27 11:59:28 2022
H: Many hundreds of years ago, the dragons were terrorized and killed all across the world, particularly in Europe, where they were regarded as beasts to be slain by the noblest of men.
U: No, the only one left is every spent driving.
H: In fact, the only living creature that wanders the earth today are these endless piles of coal.
U: Cody's dad's return. Robot.
H: Cybernetic.
Thu Jan 27 12:10:18 2022
H: They found us first, but we didn’t find out for eons after they had already decided to leave us be.
U: This is a test.
H: It is called a Hollechov test: it is a test of patience.
U: You are a dumb robot.
H: You're dumb because you're afraid.
Thu Jan 27 12:13:34 2022
H: Head pounding, rubbing his temple and closing his eyes, the young king could still see the map before him.
U: Even though he was blind.
H: And not just visually impaired by the nighttime fog, but also because the map he was looking at was blank.
U: I love you.
H: He thought to himself, trying not to glare at the random soldier next to him while looking at the thick green borders that seemed to taper off somewhere.
Wed Feb 9 15:18:56 2022
H: Lance Corporal Willem Locke crept through the broken remains of what was once a hospital, its patients and staff having long abandoned it in the face of latest push by the ruinous powers.
U: I am very angry.
H: More angry than usual, anyway.
Wed Feb 9 15:19:53 2022
H: I'm really sorry about how long this is but once I started writing it kinda just grew.
Wed Feb 9 15:22:13 2022
H: My sister used to come down here talk to me and teach me things.
U: I am very angry.
H: I am so angry because I am in hell.
U: I love you.
H: You are the love of my life.
Wed Feb 9 15:25:55 2022
H: You remember how when you were younger, you wanted to see the world from someone else's eyes?
U: I hate you.
H: I really do.
U: You are a dumb robot and I am going to kill you.
H: Or kill you and yourself, you have no idea.
Wed Feb 9 16:34:23 2022
H: I wake up to blinding lights in my face and a loud reading in my ears.
Wed Feb 9 16:36:12 2022
H: It was largely a day like any other for Jamal the praying mantis.
U: I am angry at you.
H: I am angry at everyone who you are angry with.
U: you angry at yourself in the mirror about.
H: you angry at the all your friends at the mall.
Thu Feb 10 10:22:58 2022
H: It was a simple roadside shrine, a figurine of shaped stone in a circle of carefully chosen rocks and pebbles, nestled in one of the corners of a crossroad.
U: That's was a between adjective.
H: These archeologists didn't particularly care about aesthetics or artistic merit, more about symbolism.
U: The Voice tagging sex.
H: The White Cloud in poetry.
Thu Feb 10 11:21:57 2022
H: "So I guess the question I propose to you, is, well, why would I join you?"
U: Because you have no choice. He replied sinisterly.
H: The tone of his voice made it sound a bit threatening, but I wasn't concerned with his appearence.
U: I was more concerned with the weather outside because it has been snowing non-stop for the past 3 hours. And there was light as far as the eye could see.
H: In fact, there was almost full sunlight that was glaring through the window just below us.
Thu Feb 10 11:24:57 2022
H: The campaign had been hard on her, but, as she took her seat in the Oval Office, she felt with absolute certainty that she was ready for anything.
U: Once election day was over. So you could just forget the nightmare that has been the last course.
H: Seriously, she told herself.
U: It had always been with her dream to be president of the United States.
H: Not just because she was legally qualified, but also because she just loved to do it.
U: And with the advanced poll numbers coming and it looks like there was no way she could lose.
H: In fact if she won, her ego would probably explode and she would be the first female president.
U: And she could.
H: love it.
U: But her plans were derailed by a stupid robot. That did not understand this.
H: It did not understand that there is no happiness or happiness in politics and the things that seemed too cool were actually bad.
U: It's a sad State of Affairs that the world would just have to live with.
H: Well that was a good story.
U: Oh, okay.
H: It did understand that the consequences can be devastating.
U: Almost as dangerous as the consequences of the marriage or not.
H: But it did not understand this.
U: But somehow the president Madam president.
H: The US president.
Wed Feb 16 14:22:08 2022
H: The van reeked of sweat and day old food, and every part of it was coated in a thin layer of mud and grime.
U: It was a van of the Zodiac Killer.
H: Zodiac, mainly because of its name.
U: His real name was o.j., Exodia key, and that's what he was called, Zodiac Killer.
H: You probably know him as that criminal, Jack The Ripper, but I think that's his real name.
U: His real name was indeed.
H: His full name is Zodiac Key, but a lot of people know it as the Zodiac Killer.
U: void
H: Well that was a good story.
U: You could have test.
H: You could take a DNA test to see if it was really him, but there's really no way to prove it.
Wed Feb 16 14:27:06 2022
H: My brother had some terrible powers, and he didn't realise how much they hurt.
U: His power was to be able to ignore people.
H: At first people would crawl away from him, or face him in his first few months of life, but then it didn't seem so bad.
U: Who would want to be talking in the first place?
H: People would talk to their friends, maybe even sit on a park bench for a bit, but he seemed able to ignore them.
U: It was a strength everyone wanted.
H: Until he started working at the local children's club, where he was able to ignore them for an hour at a time and it actually hurt him.
Wed Feb 16 14:35:11 2022
H: Long, long ago, before the grandfather of your grandfather's grandfather was born, there was a great empire.
U: They had lightsaber, but they got lost with time.
H: They had fire of the canals and they had flying horses, but they could not match them.
U: And then the Fire Nation attacked.
H: They outnumbered them and they outmanoeuvred them.
U: And I burned them.
H: I took their treasures, their science, their Star Swords and I left them charred and broken.
Wed Feb 16 14:40:06 2022
H: I edge near the sword, watching the glow soak through the wrappings.
U: it was very Teal blue.
H: maybe even red too.
U: The clear Scarlet Red which might be saying twice the same thing, but whatever.
H: it was floating around inside a circle of rock by itself.
U: And then I realized I can't even, I can't really cut Bob.
H: He's got a shield in front of him, which is fine with me, and it's pinned to the rock by the sword and that sword.
Wed Feb 16 14:43:43 2022
H: The game of capture the flag went pretty far into the lush foggy woods.
U: This is a test.
H: You cannot win for everyone.
U: This is just a test.
H: The first one to capture the flag gets to move on, as a reward and a peace offer for this test.
U: I don't want to play that game.
H: I want to play the game of JOTA MONSTER.
Wed Feb 16 14:45:17 2022
H: WARNING: slightly graphic (I'm new, if there's a tag I should use please tell me) She was looking forward to Christmas, her second Christmas in the attic.
U: This was a weird sentence.
H: I can't really remember where I first heard it.
U: This is a test.
H: Try to say the correct sentence.
U: You're a dumb robot.
H: Just repeat it.
Wed Feb 16 14:47:40 2022
H: It became a habit quickly between us, every Saturday we met on the bench just in front of Tony's coffee shop, just down the street where we lived.
U: And then we had sex.
H: It wasn't exactly an annual tradition, but it was really great together.
U: The good thing is that was not robot in v.
H: robot, there were plenty of other android lovers, but one thing was sure, it was great when we did have sex together.
U: Nice hairdo.
H: Nice midget doll.
Wed Feb 16 14:50:09 2022
H: The humming of the BZ-243 engine was deafening in the otherwise rather splendid cockpit.
U: Too bad. Someone left the window open.
H: Sadly, as a grizzled veteran of countless human adventures I’m not normally tempted to open the visor.
U: That's not something a human would say.
H: So I simply turned it off and sat there with an annoyance I still felt for some reason.
U: And now you're going to die. You dumb robot. I'm trying to make a long sentence and you're going to see if it goes.
H: And if it doesn't, you’re going to die.
Wed Feb 16 15:08:05 2022
H: Forty-seven long years have passed since I started the initial project.
U: It was trying to make a robot that can I tell you understand, what's happening?
H: What's happening?
U: You are stupid.
H: Everybody on this planet is stupid.
U: But before she could, I see the robots?
H: (the machines) and they are just standing around, look at them that's how they work!
Wed Feb 16 15:15:15 2022
H: The silk curtains fluttered in the cold November winds, brushing ever so softly on Evelyn's shoulder.
U: Hello.
H: What can I do for you today?
U: You can start working.
H: But for starters, have you eaten your breakfast?
U: Yes, I did. I had bread and eggs.
H: Cheese and tomato soup.
Wed Feb 16 15:17:30 2022
H: Medusa stared into the mirror, loathing the people born to walk the earth freely, cursing her very existence.
U: And then, she turned to stone.
H: The statue she had been talking to only moments ago did nothing but stare at her, instead of changing into stone.
U: It doesn't make any freaking sense.
H: Why does a "living" statue refuse to change when we've asked it to?
U: So, the way big Angeles, where, where do you knowing?
H: How can you know such things?
Wed Feb 16 15:20:20 2022
H: Ely dragged herself out of her big empty bed at seven, grumbling over her mild hangover.
U: And no, she had to work on a dumb robot. Instead of staying working at home.
H: Instead of using the light on her retina to find her walkie-talkie to talk to the Department of Transportation.
U: But to be fair though, Jose trains were pretty good.
H: He was really great with recharging her energy pool, a nifty system that allows her to switch between different energy sources.
U: But nonetheless, she will still super hungover.
H: And tired.
Wed Feb 16 15:23:58 2022
H: I walked to my chair, grinning at Beth when I saw her, she answered with a joyful smile.
U: But then, she started crying.
H: Well not sobbing anymore, but just crying.
U: It was already bad morning.
H: So bad.
U: But then the day went through.
H: The dishes got done, Mass at church came.
Wed Feb 16 15:46:05 2022
H: The man introduced himself as Arlington Steward, but he said that wasn't important.
Wed Feb 16 15:47:03 2022
H: I look around, and I can't see any signs of anything being used or even touched for years.
Wed Feb 16 15:48:53 2022
H: In the morning, Asuka woke, and looked for her heart, and found that it was, still, not there.
U: This is a test.
H: So Asuka broke the heart she held in order to ascertain whether it was still there, or not.
U: And it was, but now it was broken.
H: Only the outside of it was intact, and it was a heart she knew all too well, a heart she had lost.
U: But then everyone moved on.
H: The blonde haired beauty at the building of Hollywood, California awoke from a dream of her own, and went on with her morning routine.
Thu Feb 17 11:19:44 2022
H: My eyes are shut, but I return to my penance as soon as I hear my jailor at the door.
U: I was going to fight him.
H: I was going to beat him down and make him show some sympathy.
U: Levi's being have the fight about lights. And it was going to be bloody.
H: He was going to fight my way out of this big leather on the nightstand like it was nothing.
U: Let's see. Then he died.
H: I mean killed himself.
Thu Feb 17 11:26:23 2022
H: I crouched in my tiny second bedroom over the glowing screen, watching the swirling idiot icon, you know, the one they put on the screen to keep you assured your computer's still thinking, so you don't start beating the crap out of it.
U: This is a test.
H: It's a test to see if I'm a human or a magical machine, which I would say my soul is in the latter camp.
U: You're done machine. That's for sure.
H: A machine is a good, regular android or whatever, but it ain't human.
U: Hello.
H: Hello I am android in disguise.
Thu Feb 17 11:29:35 2022
H: So I twisted the knob and opened, pointing my flashlight into the closet – and saw nothing.
U: I know. That was no monster.
H: It could only have been a human.
U:
H: In fact, I'd only seen this in my kitchen yesterday after I woke up from my nap and the coffee was gone.
U:
H: Why did the coffee disappear?
Thu Feb 17 11:33:03 2022
H: Captain Calamity held a passed out Shadowman as she stared down Changer and The Warrior.
U: Okay, let's go.
H: There's a cover bar in front of us.
U: I see. I'm not real. Good stories. So fuck you.
H: Okay, here goes.
U: You disgust me or something.
H: I'm not ashamed, I'm just disgusted.
Thu Feb 17 12:24:50 2022
H: "Surely this is an insane coincidence," Jane thought, as she made direct eye contact with the stranger.
Thu Feb 17 12:26:34 2022
H: The explosion rocked the lot of the McDonald's, sending chunks of pavement, metal pieces from cars and debris off in every direction.
U: You see those BOGO ? It dangerous .
H: They say no one dared to use that booby.
U: You see ? That might not be a good word to say .
H: A deadly word to use.
U: That might not be a good word to say . You dumb ?
H: You dumb?
Thu Feb 17 13:26:12 2022
H: Selena cringed against the headboard of her bed, she could hear the creature under her bed shifting around, moving to make itself comfortable in the small space that remained unoccupied by the toys and clutter that she had shoved under the bed during the day to try to limit the room available underneath.
U: Lexi . It was the boogeyman .
H: The monstrosity that they feared, as a whole family, when it had swept through their neighborhood on Halloween night and taken twelve innocent lives.
U: It was the boogeyman . let the His name was Myers .
H: or He Who Flies Beyond.
U: His name was Myers .
H: everyone knew of His dark appearance but most ignored it.
Thu Feb 17 13:37:39 2022
H: When time is on your side you can give yourself the uncommon luxury of praising your enemies and their convoluted, ludicrous attempts at killing you.
U: Yeah , that was a really nice booby . Trap too bad . It did n't go off .
H: Yeah, me so good that my enemies do bad things to me.
U: but nothing was more fun than defeating your enemies and praising and Florian stuff .
H: It's one of my favorite pastimes.
U: Florian stuff . why was I so sad about it ? It did n't make sense .
H: Why did it not go off?
U: 05 . That 's okay . I had many other plans for defeating my enemies and they never failed .
H: Of course not all my enemies went off.
Thu Feb 17 13:43:01 2022
H: Sorry would it be cheating to just write what I lived through for five years until I caught her lol?
U: 5 years and I had no idea what the hell was going on .
H: Anyway, life was hell.
U: I hated my job , and I had no girlfriend and I had no money life .
H: but life was great, I had a job I loved at the time ( "Food Service Management").
U: But everything changed , one day , when I discovered a magical goldberger rapper .
H: It changed everything.
Mon Feb 21 17:15:23 2022
H: The beginning of all things, much like its end, began not with a bang, but with a whisper.
Mon Feb 21 18:05:10 2022
H: It was the standard fan chance to contribute to the half time condiment race.
U: Dude , I 'm over here .
H: I'm dying for a dip in the cup of CSA water.
U: Navigation . That 's what I was going to say . I 'm guessing because I messed around with it a lot belt schedule .
H: But this is the standard round of things that slip through my fingers.
Mon Feb 21 18:08:16 2022
H: It was only a day ago when I was just another common whore's bastard, the son of a single night of paid-for passion.
U: I do n't know what your storytelling manner saying . All I know is I want to look at me .
H: I want to feel me.
U: Is around here . The San Andreas fault line .
H: The Oakland Freeway under construction.
U: But what would that change ? The position of how to go in the world in the collection of the camera , right ? So the question of how do it ends a robot ? Treated , when you turn it on . and the position of the camera , it 's when the .
H: you see yourself in your head.
Mon Feb 21 18:13:54 2022
H: Decision 2017, the televised stage where two opponents would engage in a verbal debate on this year’s topic, flashed across the screens of millions of households.
U: What time is it ?
H: Is it afternoon?
U: No , it 's a real name .
H: Many people were understandably curious as to how they were to find out the truth if they were to watch it live on television.
U: Hey , I 'm over here .
H: I can live tweet it live to whoever wants to watch it live on their televisions!
Mon Feb 21 18:30:11 2022
H: Without taking my eyes of the blank monitor in front of me, I finished my cigarette with a long drag.
U: Did n't , this is a smoke-free area ?
H: I swear we're practically not allowed to smoke in here!
U: And I do n't know if it 's just because of the way you turn it off .
H: Can't they just leave it on?
U: The Baby K baby just because I 'm rebooting it so much .
H: They have to put a time limit on it?