Genre: facetoface
Premise: Well, this story, and I must tell you, I haven't read this in The Bible, so I don't know if it's totally accurate, but I prefer to get it like  There was a huge crowd of people, and, um, Jesus decided that what he wanted to do was to, uh, entertain the little children.
Hypothesis: In this Bible story Jesus asked the parents to keep the children still and quiet while he spoke to the adults.
Relation: contradiction