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programmerhumor | sirspidermonkey | j0z9r1m | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a great road to walk.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how my degree was, basically medical tech / engineering. I think everything in STEM is similar.
We had 6 courses and 3 labs a semester. Each lab wanted a 6-12 page lab report weekly, each course wanted case studies, quizes and/or assignments done weekly. Then every 4-5 weeks there would be a combination of term tests as if every prof in the faculty got together and planned a week to fuck us all in the ass simultaneously.
Not to mention it being a 5 year degree with absolutely no electives forcing us to take summer courses in the off chance that we wanted to fill the holes with courses for an accreditation or diploma study.
Thank god my masters is so much lighter. I don't think I learned a damn thing in those 5 years.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I ever worked so hard as in Undergrad. I worked more weekends in those 4 years than I have in my entire career. And frankly the work was a lot harder as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 74 |
programmerhumor | sirspidermonkey | j0zox33 | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a great road to walk.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how my degree was, basically medical tech / engineering. I think everything in STEM is similar.
We had 6 courses and 3 labs a semester. Each lab wanted a 6-12 page lab report weekly, each course wanted case studies, quizes and/or assignments done weekly. Then every 4-5 weeks there would be a combination of term tests as if every prof in the faculty got together and planned a week to fuck us all in the ass simultaneously.
Not to mention it being a 5 year degree with absolutely no electives forcing us to take summer courses in the off chance that we wanted to fill the holes with courses for an accreditation or diploma study.
Thank god my masters is so much lighter. I don't think I learned a damn thing in those 5 years.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I ever worked so hard as in Undergrad. I worked more weekends in those 4 years than I have in my entire career. And frankly the work was a lot harder as well.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel the same, I havent heard anyone say it out loud before. I returned to school after 8 years and Ive never in any job Ive had, done more work than in school.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe it's because I've avoided the more 'intense' parts of the industry but at least my undergrad was harder than the industry.
* Oh look, I googled a solution for this and it works...oh wait that's cheating in school
* "Sorry the project is behind schedule boss, but the team can't meet together because all of us our working 4 other jobs and can't find a time that works for everyone. " Even if you are on multiple projects your manager would fight other managers for your time.
* "No sorry, I don't happen to remember the exact wording of the requirement off the top of my head. Lets look it up" except in school it's a question on the final and it's it's worth 1/3 of your final grade.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 67 |
programmerhumor | sobermonkey37 | j0zjwto | <|sols|><|sot|>Ah, college assignments<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/eomaks0ua27a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>you guys get assignments? shit is boring over here.<|eor|><|sor|>I have 6 six courses, assignments every week, some assignments have 10 exercises in them. Its hell.
Edit: I love doing it though. Its hard work, but a great road to walk.<|eor|><|sor|>That's how my degree was, basically medical tech / engineering. I think everything in STEM is similar.
We had 6 courses and 3 labs a semester. Each lab wanted a 6-12 page lab report weekly, each course wanted case studies, quizes and/or assignments done weekly. Then every 4-5 weeks there would be a combination of term tests as if every prof in the faculty got together and planned a week to fuck us all in the ass simultaneously.
Not to mention it being a 5 year degree with absolutely no electives forcing us to take summer courses in the off chance that we wanted to fill the holes with courses for an accreditation or diploma study.
Thank god my masters is so much lighter. I don't think I learned a damn thing in those 5 years.<|eor|><|sor|>I don't think I ever worked so hard as in Undergrad. I worked more weekends in those 4 years than I have in my entire career. And frankly the work was a lot harder as well.<|eor|><|sor|>I feel the same, I havent heard anyone say it out loud before. I returned to school after 8 years and Ive never in any job Ive had, done more work than in school.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 54 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | wb6uaf | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 77,560 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii5f1gb | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I fix my memory leak?<|eor|><|soopr|>I dont remember<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20,706 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii59cti | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the big O notation for hello world?<|eor|><|soopr|>HellO wOrld<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 18,437 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vx2m | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How are you so good in reading regex and where did you learn it?<|eor|><|soopr|>Girls rejex me all the time when I ask them out. I learnt it from life.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 17,895 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii50e3r | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a merge conflict, how do I push to main?<|eor|><|soopr|>Therapy<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,611 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4zv5m | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the difference between real mode and protected mode?<|eor|><|soopr|>Real mode activates when you stop living with your parents, before that you are in protected mode<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,747 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vrfg | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I exit vim?<|eor|><|soopr|>You dont.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,980 |
programmerhumor | Yawmn | ii5fapr | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do i kill the child process?<|eor|><|sor|>bro who reported me <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,721 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii50gbu | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why are static factories evil?<|eor|><|soopr|>They pollute the environment<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,125 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4xpuf | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>JSON, YAML, or XML?<|eor|><|soopr|>My bro Jason always has my back. Gotta go with him<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,714 |
programmerhumor | Yawmn | ii51dov | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do i kill the child process?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 10,286 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4yp02 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How will Carbon affects Rust?<|eor|><|soopr|>Higher carbon reduces air corrosion resistance, which causes rusting.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,095 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4zgoj | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you recommend me a good tutorial for C# ?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://youtu.be/9OzghRq31YM<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,057 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii59dvm | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>who uses fortran?<|eor|><|soopr|>Fortnite players on the run<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,051 |
programmerhumor | InformationSharp103 | ii50tl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do I fix my memory leak?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,929 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4xic1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is unit testing waste of time?<|eor|><|soopr|>Yes it is. Imagine all that time you could instead spend speaking to native speakers of your coding language.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,285 |
programmerhumor | emma7734 | ii5242l | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What is the big O notation for hello world?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,154 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii58g04 | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you invert a Binary Tree?<|eor|><|soopr|>Deforestation isnt cool man<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,117 |
programmerhumor | Jabison113 | ii4vhuw | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What do you think a "bean" in java is?<|eor|><|soopr|>Thats what they used to make fall guys and among us<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,743 |
programmerhumor | Mister_Orange78 | ii500st | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a merge conflict, how do I push to main?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,443 |
programmerhumor | ColdFaith | ii4vikc | <|sols|><|sot|>Do your best<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/i7uualgitie91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How are you so good in reading regex and where did you learn it?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,147 |
programmerhumor | fanzel71 | z5fhxc | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,725 |
programmerhumor | Drastwo | ixw8tc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,483 |
programmerhumor | Gorilla_hitting_keys | ixvx6hb | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,082 |
programmerhumor | Evo_Kaer | ixw7xvo | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,851 |
programmerhumor | BucketBrigade | ixwetvg | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image recognition/machine learning. Those research teams really did the work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,840 |
programmerhumor | djinn6 | ixx4hqg | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique things each player can like. Then if you actually want to display the number of likes, you need to count the number likes for each thing, which is an expensive DB operation that you'll probably have to precalculate and cache somewhere (which can then go stale / become desynchronized).<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,412 |
programmerhumor | chewie8291 | ixvv7c3 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,338 |
programmerhumor | Fitbot5000 | ixwg02q | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the NeckAccessoryInterface is currently in use by the deprecated player amulet from an alpha build. But the amulet module still contains the legacy code and state for damage tracking. If you replace the amulet the with a scarf, the player health drops to zero and they die.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,889 |
programmerhumor | 83athom | ixvvdc0 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want (your computer) to explode?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,512 |
programmerhumor | The-great-lemon | ixw8k14 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If youre asking this out of a game, youre a psycho. Scarf is hard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,186 |
programmerhumor | durika | ixwlxxj | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image recognition/machine learning. Those research teams really did the work.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, she said 5 years, so...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,113 |
programmerhumor | shumpitostick | ixx954v | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique things each player can like. Then if you actually want to display the number of likes, you need to count the number likes for each thing, which is an expensive DB operation that you'll probably have to precalculate and cache somewhere (which can then go stale / become desynchronized).<|eor|><|sor|>Only if you do things naively. You could instead store the likes as key-values where the keys are item ids and the values are an array of player ids who liked them. Then the storage is O(l), where l is the number of likes given. This will also allow DB operations to be performed quickly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 957 |
programmerhumor | coldnebo | ixwrydm | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>If youre asking this out of a game, youre a psycho. Scarf is hard.<|eor|><|sor|>scarf is easy!
*paints scarf in body textures*
looks FANTASTIC!!
<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 789 |
programmerhumor | Cerus_Freedom | ixwki9i | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I mean...scarf physics alone are gonna be a nightmare<|eor|><|sor|>Not to mention the NeckAccessoryInterface is currently in use by the deprecated player amulet from an alpha build. But the amulet module still contains the legacy code and state for damage tracking. If you replace the amulet the with a scarf, the player health drops to zero and they die.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you spying on my personal game projects?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 718 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixweuud | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image recognition/machine learning. Those research teams really did the work.<|eor|><|sor|>Can we rewrite this in Java? It's better for enterprise.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 581 |
programmerhumor | lettherebedwight | ixxa40c | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sir, this like button will cost our team 14 months of backlog<|eor|><|sor|>You joke, but the likes will need to be stored somewhere and it's an `O(p*t)` problem, where `p` is the number of players and `t` is the number of unique things each player can like. Then if you actually want to display the number of likes, you need to count the number likes for each thing, which is an expensive DB operation that you'll probably have to precalculate and cache somewhere (which can then go stale / become desynchronized).<|eor|><|sor|>Only if you do things naively. You could instead store the likes as key-values where the keys are item ids and the values are an array of player ids who liked them. Then the storage is O(l), where l is the number of likes given. This will also allow DB operations to be performed quickly.<|eor|><|sor|>Except for searching for the list of every item a single player has liked. You'd do better with key key pairs from user to item id.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 553 |
programmerhumor | elon-bot | ixw5iqn | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>"Can you add a door"<|eor|><|sor|>You're either hardcore or out the door.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 521 |
programmerhumor | magicmulder | ixwfg1x | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>And project managers always think adding 500 horses is way more difficult than adding one horse, but adding a dancing unicorn which poops rainbows is just as easy as adding a horse.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | dragonjujo | ixx4mdd | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image recognition/machine learning. Those research teams really did the work.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, she said 5 years, so...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there's an xkcd about scientists incorrectly predicting how long research will take too.<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/678/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | chewie8291 | ixvw4uz | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Can the demon pull something out of its pocket and hand it to the player?<|eor|><|sor|>Do you want (your computer) to explode?<|eor|><|sor|>Could it be a potion the player has to drink on screen?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 465 |
programmerhumor | DF_Interus | ixx04k0 | <|sols|><|sot|>chaotic magic<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/zr1k32o10e2a1.png<|eol|><|sor|>You know there's always a [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1425).<|eor|><|sor|>What's great is that it's been 8 years since that comic was posted, and it's significantly easier to do now the task with the advancements in image recognition/machine learning. Those research teams really did the work.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, she said 5 years, so...<|eor|><|sor|>I'm pretty sure there's an xkcd about scientists incorrectly predicting how long research will take too.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 406 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | cyrlvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,292 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eytr1uy | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,446 |
programmerhumor | Proxy_PlayerHD | eyu0g38 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>awww, no counting sort? [it's the most fun one](https://youtu.be/y9Ecb43qw98?t=192)
1. go through all values
2. do it again
3. just fucking sort it lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,154 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eytsjwp | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|sor|>On a dataset this small, probably quicksort. On larger data, usually merge. But they are using a variation of the same basic algorithm.
Why they have like four variations of bubble, insertion, and their combination and completely ignore radix sorts... dunno.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 997 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | eytszj1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n log (n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Quick|n|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Shell|n|?|n log(n)|
(Correct me if I'm wrong)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 986 |
programmerhumor | WiseassWolfOfYoitsu | eyu0tz1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non-normalized sorting times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeoCbJPuvSE)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 884 |
programmerhumor | daggyPants | eytrw27 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 713 |
programmerhumor | thebudgie | eyu0w7w | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>You don't want the gif, you want the video. For the sounds.
[Bwoooooo^oooo^oo^oop!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPRA0W1kECg)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 603 |
programmerhumor | mlk | eyu27i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>You got to post this with non normalized speed<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 438 |
programmerhumor | poopatroopa3 | eyu3qad | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>awww, no counting sort? [it's the most fun one](https://youtu.be/y9Ecb43qw98?t=192)
1. go through all values
2. do it again
3. just fucking sort it lmao<|eor|><|sor|>r/restofthefuckingowl<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 397 |
programmerhumor | Towzeur | eytu3sj | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>So which is the fastest?<|eor|><|sor|>On a dataset this small, probably quicksort. On larger data, usually merge. But they are using a variation of the same basic algorithm.
Why they have like four variations of bubble, insertion, and their combination and completely ignore radix sorts... dunno.<|eor|><|soopr|>Here some precision on the data size :
cols = 40 / rows = 24
total box = 40 \* 24 = 960
so basically n = 960
order : left < right and top < bottom<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 374 |
programmerhumor | Tyiek | eytw47q | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n log (n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Quick|n|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Shell|n|?|n log(n)|
(Correct me if I'm wrong)<|eoopr|><|sor|>merge sort has a constant time of n log(n) and I think bubble sort has a best case of n.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 332 |
programmerhumor | unqtious | eyu4p5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God, I was rlly rlly confused there<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I was like ... somethings wrong here.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I was totes nonplussed. And I said, "What the eff?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 324 |
programmerhumor | DeeSnow97 | eyu4e06 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|soopr|>​
|Algo|Worst|Average|Best|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|Selection|n|n|n|
|Insertion|n|n|n|
|Heap|n log(n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Bubble|n|n|n|
|Cocktail|n|n|n|
|Circle|n log (n) log (n)|n log (n)|n log(n)|
|Merge|n log (n)|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Quick|n|n log(n)|n log(n)|
|Shell|n|?|n log(n)|
(Correct me if I'm wrong)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Quantum bogosort is the best, it's O(n) in all cases. It works like this:
Shuffle the array in a truly random way. This will spawn n! parallel universes, each with a different order for the shuffled array. If you happen to exist in the n! - 1 universes where the order is incorrect, destroy your own universe. All remaining universes will have a sorted array.
This algorithm is mildly dangerous though, if the order is only pseudorandom the universe with the correctly ordered list might not exist, and a bug might end up destroying all universes in existence. However, it's a reasonable assumption that any entity capable of destroying a universe will have already solved a true random shuffle.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 318 |
programmerhumor | Blecki | eyu3jo9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non-normalized sorting times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeoCbJPuvSE)<|eor|><|sor|>No surprise at all that the radix sort won.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 247 |
programmerhumor | hopbel | eyucyjv | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>[Video with non-normalized sorting times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeoCbJPuvSE)<|eor|><|sor|>No surprise at all that the radix sort won.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Radix sort only works on numbers, so it's useless if you want to sort words in alphabetical order for example<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | RayquazaTheStoner | eyu6kj9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Learn sorting algorithm with Kronk<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/c5jbvo06o7k31<|eol|><|sor|>Any newbs watching this, they are normalized so they all finish at the same time. In practice a couple of these would finish almost instantly and the bubble sort would still be going.<|eor|><|sor|>Thank God, I was rlly rlly confused there<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah I was like ... somethings wrong here.<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>I was totes nonplussed. And I said, "What the eff?"<|eor|><|sor|>Cannot tell you guys how bewildered I was and said "hold the phone"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 201 |
programmerhumor | stijen4 | m1e2sh | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,170 |
programmerhumor | fordanjairbanks | gqd8nuq | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and it takes them 8 seconds, but ask the same person to solve a complex labyrinth and somehow they end up lost!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,226 |
programmerhumor | BeauteousMaximus | gqdkjd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | bar10 | gqdi1lo | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll tell you you should have broken up the task into more easily understandable and reviewable code, rejecting the merge request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,464 |
programmerhumor | noah1831 | gqdtbmw | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so basically you had to fudge the numbers so your boss didn't think you were fudging the numbers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,391 |
programmerhumor | 404_UserNotFound | gqd8fe5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll need a team and 2 weeks...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,193 |
programmerhumor | WinterWight | gqdo7w5 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,151 |
programmerhumor | WinterWight | gqdtkpk | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so basically you had to fudge the numbers so your boss didn't think you were fudging the numbers.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactamundo.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 701 |
programmerhumor | coffeenerd75 | gqdadmb | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doing 500 lines is not healthy for you.
Call help. Help is available. #detoxNow<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 575 |
programmerhumor | Aschentei | gqdp2om | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'll need a team and 2 weeks...<|eor|><|sor|>> Ill need a team
That itself is wayyyy longer than 2 weeks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 429 |
programmerhumor | SurfinStevens | gqdvgc7 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll tell you you should have broken up the task into more easily understandable and reviewable code, rejecting the merge request.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm no doctor but I believe asking him to do 500 lines would kill him<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 415 |
programmerhumor | Snake-N-Roses | gqe5nwz | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so basically you had to fudge the numbers so your boss didn't think you were fudging the numbers.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactamundo.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to submit mileage for work- I do the same thing- if they see my round trip was 40 miles I get an email asking me to screen shot my gps route because they assume I rounded up if I just put it at 39.7 or something no such email and the way our reimbursement for miles gets calculated the company will round up 39.7 to 40 anyway so no harm and completely asinine that I should have to do this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 367 |
programmerhumor | Duck__Quack | gqe6j68 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so basically you had to fudge the numbers so your boss didn't think you were fudging the numbers.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactamundo.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to submit mileage for work- I do the same thing- if they see my round trip was 40 miles I get an email asking me to screen shot my gps route because they assume I rounded up if I just put it at 39.7 or something no such email and the way our reimbursement for miles gets calculated the company will round up 39.7 to 40 anyway so no harm and completely asinine that I should have to do this.<|eor|><|sor|>40 miles is 64.37 km<|eor|><|sor|>Exactly 64.37 km? Seems kinda suspiciously round, are you sure you're not just estimating and the real number is 64.368 km?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 365 |
programmerhumor | Kombatnt | gqdk22h | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>The same can be done in programming when you know that you'll be reviewed by someone who can't help themselves messing with the code. Just insert a typo and he'll be happy once he finds that.<|eor|><|sor|>This principle already exists, its called the [Queens Duck.](https://bwiggs.com/notebook/queens-duck/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 333 |
programmerhumor | bogdanvs | gqdg478 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>The same can be done in programming when you know that you'll be reviewed by someone who can't help themselves messing with the code. Just insert a typo and he'll be happy once he finds that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 316 |
programmerhumor | rMeMeMeMe | gqd8hsm | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Bullcrap, we break; at first error.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 300 |
programmerhumor | SpringCleanMyLife | gqdnuya | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and it takes them 8 seconds, but ask the same person to solve a complex labyrinth and somehow they end up lost!<|eor|><|sor|>>Ask someone to walk down a hallway and they'll find a whole bunch of problems with the hallway<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>This has got to be a joke<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 285 |
programmerhumor | converter-bot | gqe5oyj | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>At my old job I was in charge of putting together a major quarterly report that went to all of the executives. One of the things my manager taught me was that if any numbers come out round, fudge them by a few cents. For example, if the average order value for a particular segment came out to $110.00, we'd adjust it to $109.97.
Our CEO was an accountant by trade and if he saw round numbers, he assumed that people were inserting estimates, and he'd start tearing apart the rest of the report (figuratively) looking for anything that might confirm his conclusion, and always leading to a ton of extra work for us.<|eor|><|sor|>Wait so basically you had to fudge the numbers so your boss didn't think you were fudging the numbers.<|eor|><|sor|>Exactamundo.<|eor|><|sor|>I have to submit mileage for work- I do the same thing- if they see my round trip was 40 miles I get an email asking me to screen shot my gps route because they assume I rounded up if I just put it at 39.7 or something no such email and the way our reimbursement for miles gets calculated the company will round up 39.7 to 40 anyway so no harm and completely asinine that I should have to do this.<|eor|><|sor|>40 miles is 64.37 km<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 270 |
programmerhumor | michaelsenpatrick | gqdw8h2 | <|sols|><|sot|>What about 5000?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/pkcsunr302m61.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Working in construction, we ALWAYS left a few things for the architect to find - nothing major, of course. Three or four easy fixes, so they can justify their salary to the owner.
If you do a perfect job, the shirt & ties could seriously screw the whole damn thing up, pulling bizarre crap out of their arses.
There's a moral in there somewhere :)<|eor|><|sor|>My dad told me the story of how his first wife was an architect and shed intentionally leave one mistake in her designs for her boss to find, because he had a compulsion to change at least one thing. She referred to it as him (the boss) needing to piss on the design
(Edit to clarify who is doing the pissing)
Edit 2: at least 8 people have commented with the duck story already<|eor|><|sor|>My favorite example of this is Battle Chess:
This started as a piece of corporate lore at Interplay Entertainment. It was well known that producers (a video game industry position roughly equivalent to project manager) had to make a change to everything that was done. The assumption was that subconsciously they felt that if they didn't, they weren't adding value.
The artist working on the queen animations for Battle Chess was aware of this tendency, and came up with an innovative solution. He did the animations for the queen the way that he felt would be best, with one addition: he gave the queen a pet duck. He animated this duck through all of the queen's animations, had it flapping around the corners. He also took great care to make sure that it never overlapped the "actual" animation.
Eventually, it came time for the producer to review the animation set for the queen. The producer sat down and watched all of the animations. When they were done, he turned to the artist and said, "That looks great. Just one thing: get rid of the duck."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 210 |
programmerhumor | Sree1Ly | 108z5xv | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 76,120 |
programmerhumor | wineblood | j3vczd7 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Two weeks? I get that after two days and every Monday is a struggle to stay employed.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,802 |
programmerhumor | OldSchoolSpyMain | j3vksit | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,116 |
programmerhumor | spmute | j3va20x | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,917 |
programmerhumor | jugalator | j3vjfsd | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,648 |
programmerhumor | UKWolfy | j3vj4zf | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After a 3 day weekend it takes me all of Monday to remember what my job is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,580 |
programmerhumor | Interest-Desk | j3vkrrm | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming isnt really knowing the precise magic words to type, its about piecing things together to solve problems and do stuff.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 968 |
programmerhumor | wondermaniac | j3vpra9 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, nothing like coming full circle in Stack Overflow. Recently I had one where the question on SO was exactly what I was looking for, till I realized it me who asked it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 859 |
programmerhumor | foggy-sunrise | j3vmswq | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming isnt really knowing the precise magic words to type, its about piecing things together to solve problems and do stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the professors that made me code in pencil.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 832 |
programmerhumor | TheMad_fox | j3vna02 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming isnt really knowing the precise magic words to type, its about piecing things together to solve problems and do stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the professors that made me code in pencil.<|eor|><|sor|>This should be a fucking war crime or at least a violation of human rights<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 481 |
programmerhumor | RaLaZa | j3vq87u | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Ah yes, nothing like coming full circle in Stack Overflow. Recently I had one where the question on SO was exactly what I was looking for, till I realized it me who asked it.<|eor|><|sor|>Sounds like you have a lot in common with yourself.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 472 |
programmerhumor | flyingmigit8 | j3vb2i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|sor|>Tostring baby tostring!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 471 |
programmerhumor | koni_rs | j3vqw6l | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>After a 3 day weekend it takes me all of Monday to remember what my job is.<|eor|><|sor|>I get 4-day weekends every fortnight. Every tuesday I wake up way too late and jump right into the weekly meeting, knowing absolutely nothing about what I was doing on thursday. Takes another day to get my shit together. And the customer is happy nonetheless... "How", I ask.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 455 |
programmerhumor | userocetta | j3vags9 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>but it all comes back when the intern breaks prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 354 |
programmerhumor | jusauria_sfw | j3v8rla | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Who needs 30 years of experience when we have StackOverflow.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 281 |
programmerhumor | BabyPapayas | j3vl597 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once caught myself reading my own accepted answer on Stack Overflow, like, "Jeeez. THANK YOU...[looks down]... 'u/OldSchoolSpyMain'. WTF? I used to know this?!?!"<|eor|><|sor|>Thats actually hilarious<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 268 |
programmerhumor | Reelix | j3vnw1o | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thank god someone's feeling that way. I constantly have to look up Stack Overflow for even basic stuff that I "should" know and if I didn't know better I'd swear I've been having dementia sneaking up to me for the last 20 years.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming isnt really knowing the precise magic words to type, its about piecing things together to solve problems and do stuff.<|eor|><|sor|>Tell that to the professors that made me code in pencil.<|eor|><|sor|>This should be a fucking war crime or at least a violation of human rights<|eor|><|sor|>\*Gestures to the majority of job interviews and their whiteboard marker questions\*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 257 |
programmerhumor | Creepy-Ad-4832 | j3vbtif | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I havent done any c# in about 4 years, Im going to pick it up again at some point and itll be fine Im sure.<|eor|><|sor|>Tostring baby tostring!<|eor|><|sor|>This was probably not intented, but you just showed one of the higgest difference between c# and java<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 246 |
programmerhumor | Nosuma666 | j3vk5j0 | <|sols|><|sot|>so True<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/s5igwvdjveba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The worst thing is switching languages. Do JS or Python for a few months and then try to go back to Java or C#. You suddenly write code that is much worse because the whole concepts of thoose languages are so much diffrent.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 222 |