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programmerhumor | coloredgreyscale | hr2juuk | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>You have to solve ten of them in a row.
# TEN.
And I'm pretty sure some of them are actually unsolvable. I still haven't managed to make a new account.
Or maybe I'm a robot, what a way to find out.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That captcha might even fall in the category of problems that are easier to solve for a pc than a human.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,796 |
programmerhumor | migeruuu_desu | hr2q8mk | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>They should've added a time limit and a leaderboard.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,299 |
programmerhumor | CanadianJesus | hr2psg0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|sor|>They should look into porn downing sites(for free) the people there are next level, a single 11gb file divided into 245 mb parts that all need to have 180 second wait time, numerous ads and also popups.
I just couldn't bring myself to do it, it killed my mood and couldn't fap anymore that day.<|eor|><|sor|>Downloadeth ye not your porn for the fap of today, downloadeth for the fap of days to come.
Proverbs 10:31.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,352 |
programmerhumor | ALXANDR_00 | hr2nd04 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Someone put this as a new category in Speedrun.com<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,121 |
programmerhumor | funciton | hr2lqfn | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It might be faster to program a bot to do it for you.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,059 |
programmerhumor | MoffKalast | hr2kts0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|soopr|>You have to solve ten of them in a row.
# TEN.
And I'm pretty sure some of them are actually unsolvable. I still haven't managed to make a new account.
Or maybe I'm a robot, what a way to find out.<|eoopr|><|sor|>That captcha might even fall in the category of problems that are easier to solve for a pc than a human.<|eor|><|soopr|>I was starting to wonder if it may be worthwhile to make an opencv detector to do it for me, but I rather just gave up.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,869 |
programmerhumor | wyatt_3arp | hr2su0o | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It's probably because MS don't want you to use Skype. MS want you to use Teams.<|eor|><|sor|>My company transitioned to teams because MS made Skype prohibitively expensive.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,656 |
programmerhumor | BushMasterJM | hr2r2jb | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|sor|>They should look into porn downing sites(for free) the people there are next level, a single 11gb file divided into 245 mb parts that all need to have 180 second wait time, numerous ads and also popups.
I just couldn't bring myself to do it, it killed my mood and couldn't fap anymore that day.<|eor|><|sor|>Downloadeth ye not your porn for the fap of today, downloadeth for the fap of days to come.
Proverbs 10:31.<|eor|><|sor|>Heres what Proverbs 10:31 actually says:
The mouth of the righteous brings forth wisdom,
but the perverse tongue will be cut off.
I think that fits this conversation very well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,487 |
programmerhumor | adorak | hr2hcaq | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just saw this on r/CrappyDesign and thought it was a joke ... guess not<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,289 |
programmerhumor | grundo1561 | hr3anp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|sor|>I had to participate in psychology research for my intro to psychology class. It was the most boring thing ever. I had to locate and click the I in a randomly generated page full of Ts. I had to do it for 2 hours.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 961 |
programmerhumor | liamemsa | hr3ech6 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Someone put this as a new category in Speedrun.com<|eor|><|sor|>SKYPE CREATION ANY%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 915 |
programmerhumor | WhyNotHugo | hr34ewk | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>It might be faster to program a bot to do it for you.<|eor|><|sor|>I came here to say exactly this: this kind of task of FAR EASIER for a machine than it is for a human.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 810 |
programmerhumor | ExposedTamponString | hr3e3o0 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Somewhere, a psychology PhD student is currently preparing their thesis about the level of frustration people are willing to put up with to create free online accounts.<|eor|><|sor|>I had to participate in psychology research for my intro to psychology class. It was the most boring thing ever. I had to locate and click the I in a randomly generated page full of Ts. I had to do it for 2 hours.<|eor|><|sor|>For mine I was in a dark room with ear plugs while having to navigate obstacles. It was both cool and creepy because they didnt let me see the room beforehand. I got smacked by a huge foam ball hanging from the ceiling and was like oh shit its not just stuff on the ground. After it was over they turned on the lights and I was legit in a 10x10 room that felt some much bigger than it was because the study was to see if they could manipulate spatial perception in an enclosed space.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 669 |
programmerhumor | CDawnkeeper | hr3e3eh | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>They should've added a time limit and a leaderboard.<|eor|><|sor|>There is a time limit. If you take too long is tells you you failed ... after completing all 10. And if you fail enough it increases the number to 15 and 20.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 623 |
programmerhumor | skatakiassublajis | hr2hu01 | <|sols|><|sot|>This not a joke, this is real Skype account creation. H O W<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/znk20egq0h981.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This is torture<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 622 |
programmerhumor | Aldrakev | 10t2tyh | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69,721 |
programmerhumor | Pandorsbox | j74z44c | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, sometimes I have been the rubber duck for colleagues<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,620 |
programmerhumor | browndog03 | j74z3cs | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally legit. The point is that it forces you to linearly think about and explain your problem, which in itself typically helps solve the problem.
But it has to be a duck. Or a frog. Or anything patient.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,398 |
programmerhumor | sespinos | j756i98 | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, sometimes I have been the rubber duck for colleagues<|eor|><|sor|>Ive absolutely said to a coworker do you mind if I rubber duck with you for a little bit? which I think helps set the expectation that Im not asking them to solve this for me, I just need to talk through it, but if they have anything they think will help thats totally welcome.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,865 |
programmerhumor | Sharchimedes | j74ywtt | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally a thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,679 |
programmerhumor | ForeshadowedPocket | j7582qm | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally legit. The point is that it forces you to linearly think about and explain your problem, which in itself typically helps solve the problem.
But it has to be a duck. Or a frog. Or anything patient.<|eor|><|sor|>I tell juniors to write extremely detailed messages to the seniors. Relevant error text, debugging steps attempted, possible next steps, etc. Usually in the course of writing a thorough message you'll be like "ah, i know he'll tell me to try this, i'll just do it real quick....ah shit that fixed it"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,671 |
programmerhumor | sartan029 | j74ywhz | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This is very much a thing.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,159 |
programmerhumor | de1iciouslycheesy | j74yzot | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a Batman rubber duck that has sat at my desk with me for 9 years now.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,120 |
programmerhumor | Jakanapes | j75gkwf | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, sometimes I have been the rubber duck for colleagues<|eor|><|sor|>Ive absolutely said to a coworker do you mind if I rubber duck with you for a little bit? which I think helps set the expectation that Im not asking them to solve this for me, I just need to talk through it, but if they have anything they think will help thats totally welcome.<|eor|><|sor|>Yep. "Hey, can you be my rubber duck for a second? Im just trying to..dammit, there it is, thanks."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,053 |
programmerhumor | ThatDudeBesideYou | j751rr2 | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I use my wife.
If I can explain it to her, and she's not very tech savvy, then I usually can figure out what's wrong, or at least where the issue stems from.
It's also much faster than rubber duck debugging, as she has limited patience for this stuff, so I'm on a timer to explain it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,135 |
programmerhumor | QuadraticFormulaSong | j753z8s | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally legit. The point is that it forces you to linearly think about and explain your problem, which in itself typically helps solve the problem.
But it has to be a duck. Or a frog. Or anything patient.<|eor|><|sor|>Remember, never use your partner for debugging!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 994 |
programmerhumor | TheRidgeAndTheLadder | j753lee | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This might be the most industry relevant thing you learn in organised education<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 969 |
programmerhumor | CowFu | j75a7m2 | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally legit. The point is that it forces you to linearly think about and explain your problem, which in itself typically helps solve the problem.
But it has to be a duck. Or a frog. Or anything patient.<|eor|><|sor|>I tell juniors to write extremely detailed messages to the seniors. Relevant error text, debugging steps attempted, possible next steps, etc. Usually in the course of writing a thorough message you'll be like "ah, i know he'll tell me to try this, i'll just do it real quick....ah shit that fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, I ping juniors and ask if they'll be my rubber duck for a couple minutes and then I explain my code to them.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 921 |
programmerhumor | BubblyTower2036 | j764o89 | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally a thing.<|eor|><|sor|>and not only with programming, it's for basically anything. this is why study groups are so effective - while explaining something to someone (successfully) and answering their questions which you don't even think about you *really* start to understand it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | throwaway387190 | j75g9jn | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Totally legit. The point is that it forces you to linearly think about and explain your problem, which in itself typically helps solve the problem.
But it has to be a duck. Or a frog. Or anything patient.<|eor|><|sor|>I tell juniors to write extremely detailed messages to the seniors. Relevant error text, debugging steps attempted, possible next steps, etc. Usually in the course of writing a thorough message you'll be like "ah, i know he'll tell me to try this, i'll just do it real quick....ah shit that fixed it"<|eor|><|sor|>Lol, I ping juniors and ask if they'll be my rubber duck for a couple minutes and then I explain my code to them.<|eor|><|sor|>As an intern, I'd feel pretty proud and like that was the most useful thing I did that day
I've been on the job for a year and had a coworker tell me how to copy and paste something today. Not patronizing, just trying to make sure I understood how to do the task he was giving me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 783 |
programmerhumor | Aldrakev | j74z4ot | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a Batman rubber duck that has sat at my desk with me for 9 years now.<|eor|><|soopr|>ive named mine quis (like chris but its not) but ive yet to talk to him<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | RandyHoward | j75effz | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, sometimes I have been the rubber duck for colleagues<|eor|><|sor|>Ive absolutely said to a coworker do you mind if I rubber duck with you for a little bit? which I think helps set the expectation that Im not asking them to solve this for me, I just need to talk through it, but if they have anything they think will help thats totally welcome.<|eor|><|sor|>My coworker and I used to message each other, "Hey ignore these messages, I need a duck."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 649 |
programmerhumor | SethQuantix | j751xga | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I have a Batman rubber duck that has sat at my desk with me for 9 years now.<|eor|><|soopr|>ive named mine quis (like chris but its not) but ive yet to talk to him<|eoopr|><|sor|>Oh, don't worry. You're gonna talk to him a lot.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 576 |
programmerhumor | Nekotronics | j752dke | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Absolutely a thing.
For me its opening up slack, typing up a question to a senior (without sending it because Im a good cookie that likes to explain the situation fully in a single message) and explaining what Im doing and what I tried. And then anticipate their response and to try and 1-up them be likehey Im a good junior I also tried this because I thought youd suggest this, also didnt work, but then actually go try it
And it fixes the issue.
No seniors were bugged that day<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 574 |
programmerhumor | asanskrita | j75e114 | <|sols|><|sot|>is this a thing or is my professor crazy?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/gu9m3isal4ga1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yup, sometimes I have been the rubber duck for colleagues<|eor|><|sor|>Yep, I spent half an hour the other day listening to my colleague describe a problem in detail. We both finally concluded that what she wanted to do could not be done and the next step was to tell the customer and seek further clarification. We are both senior developers with 15-20 years of experience, this is what I spend most of my day doing in a lead role.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 518 |
programmerhumor | Portaller | a2c4gg | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69,486 |
programmerhumor | GrizzledBastard | eawxzpx | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes Ill take one ); DROP TABLE outstanding-tabs;<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,861 |
programmerhumor | gamas | eax0v9a | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fix: now enforces drink purchase before toilet usage" - most major London pubs.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,544 |
programmerhumor | HopperBit | eawx15a | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So... can you duplicate the problem or was it just a one time issue?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,358 |
programmerhumor | -tnt | eawz067 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So... can you duplicate the problem or was it just a one time issue?<|eor|><|sor|>*Issue reproduces again...*
Stackoverflow: "Closed. Marked As Duplicate"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,255 |
programmerhumor | MyNameIsRichardCS54 | eawxwbx | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? That worked in my bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,677 |
programmerhumor | pethcir | eax9oup | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>As a qa person irl, I find this offensive and correct. Maybe i should be better at my job.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly, it's a job where you're set up to fail. Just be as thorough as possible. Users will always find an edge case you'll kick yourself for not having covered. Hopefully in beta, but it's what you do with that information is what counts.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 916 |
programmerhumor | tubagrooves | eawy74r | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The customer ends up taking a piss in his beer mug, drinks it, then blames the owner for badly managing a bar.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 770 |
programmerhumor | demon_ix | eawy9cs | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Huh? That worked in my bar.<|eor|><|sor|>Let's quickly build a new bar on the same street and see if it happens again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | jafpojisdfopia | eax5pr8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fix: now enforces drink purchase before toilet usage" - most major London pubs.<|eor|><|sor|>Just proudly walk into the toilet, do what you need to do, and leave
What are they gonna do? Kick you out? You weren't planning on staying anyway<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 686 |
programmerhumor | eclipse0990 | eawz35x | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The first real customer drives his vehicle into the bar because the parking was right next to it and the whole thing was written in C.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 647 |
programmerhumor | MagnitskysGhost | eax2is3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>So... can you duplicate the problem or was it just a one time issue?<|eor|><|sor|>*Issue reproduces again...*
Stackoverflow: "Closed. Marked As Duplicate"<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And, call me crazy, but it should *actually* have to be a duplicate, not just "tangentially related, but actually technically quite different".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 550 |
programmerhumor | drakeblood4 | eax3arl | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes Ill take one ); DROP TABLE outstanding-tabs;<|eor|><|sor|>One Bobby Tables, comin' right up!<|eor|><|sor|>Then the bartender pours you a tall glass of bleach. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 526 |
programmerhumor | Steampunkery | eax48c5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yes Ill take one ); DROP TABLE outstanding-tabs;<|eor|><|sor|>One Bobby Tables, comin' right up!<|eor|><|sor|>Then the bartender pours you a tall glass of bleach. <|eor|><|sor|>Taking sanitized inputs to another level<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 462 |
programmerhumor | hakplay | eax65em | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Fix: now enforces drink purchase before toilet usage" - most major London pubs.<|eor|><|sor|>Just proudly walk into the toilet, do what you need to do, and leave
What are they gonna do? Kick you out? You weren't planning on staying anyway<|eor|><|sor|>They chase you down and ask you to pay. Ive tried before<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 399 |
programmerhumor | drakeblood4 | eax3ict | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The customer ends up taking a piss in his beer mug, drinks it, then blames the owner for badly managing a bar.<|eor|><|sor|>UX designer spends two weeks on one way sippy cups so you can't piss in the beer mug. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 385 |
programmerhumor | J2383 | eax2ws3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Quality "Assurance"<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/5DlqfCl.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>A software tester tries to make sure the bar won't break by ordering a real number of beers, and a bunch of nonsense to ensure the bar will respond properly; because in software typing input that's not expected can break it in weird ways...for example if a number is expected and the user inputs text. There's a much worse case scenario where users can type in computer code and the program runs it(this is usually mostly an issue for websites). In this metaphor testing for that would be "orders a 'it is I, the manager, give me your cash drawer so I can take it to the bank for deposit'."
Unfortunately the tester didn't account for how customers might use things and the first customer in the door ruins everything.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 371 |
programmerhumor | Harith178 | 10au7jq | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 69,304 |
programmerhumor | Sirico | j46eztv | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some poor intern "I don't understand I did what the Flask tutorial said to do"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,900 |
programmerhumor | I-Am-Programmer | j46be54 | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you push hello world to prod<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,228 |
programmerhumor | Glitchelon | j466ozp | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hello, Myanmar!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,581 |
programmerhumor | wd-youngblood | j46c076 | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're learning<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,811 |
programmerhumor | Old_Mate_Jim | j46dtgk | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you push hello world to prod<|eor|><|sor|>My guesses are they had a data breach, someone lied on their resume or former employee wanted revenge<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,419 |
programmerhumor | SandwichOpen6577 | j468q3v | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cicada population decimating their seaseme sead yield, had to cut budget somewhere<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,283 |
programmerhumor | Harith178 | j46fk18 | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you push hello world to prod<|eor|><|sor|>My guesses are they had a data breach, someone lied on their resume or former employee wanted revenge<|eor|><|soopr|>Every body here want a revenge lol<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,905 |
programmerhumor | tjsase | j473ap3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some poor intern "I don't understand I did what the Flask tutorial said to do"<|eor|><|sor|>The tutorial said "Get Ye Flask"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,338 |
programmerhumor | ihsan077 | j46j22a | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They're learning<|eor|><|sor|>"It may take a while but he will get you there"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | Harith178 | j466twg | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hello, Myanmar!<|eor|><|soopr|>Hello beep Boop<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 996 |
programmerhumor | Fritzschmied | j46eovt | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>They are just friendly and want to say hello to the world. Nothing wrong here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 757 |
programmerhumor | RMemeWatcher | j46991m | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't work on my computer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 722 |
programmerhumor | Choyo | j46rpwq | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you push hello world to prod<|eor|><|sor|>It's a website to get visas, starting by "Hello world" is the second usecase where it makes sense.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 618 |
programmerhumor | HyperlinksAwakening | j474xhf | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Some poor intern "I don't understand I did what the Flask tutorial said to do"<|eor|><|sor|>The tutorial said "Get Ye Flask"<|eor|><|sor|>`You can't get Ye Flask.`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 592 |
programmerhumor | Harith178 | j469gqa | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't work on my computer.<|eor|><|soopr|>The website are offline now<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 561 |
programmerhumor | james_hamilton1234 | j46nzcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Guess it's kinda tough to learn web dev in between shooting and torturing citizens, sexually assaulting women and girls, and arbitrarily shutting down internet and telecommunications for citizens. Unless it's a citizen who was building the website - in which case it's being on the other side of those situations.
[Amnesty International Report](https://www.amnesty.org/en/location/asia-and-the-pacific/south-east-asia-and-the-pacific/myanmar/report-myanmar/)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 525 |
programmerhumor | AaronTechnic | j46w9uw | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Doesn't work on my computer.<|eor|><|soopr|>The website are offline now<|eoopr|><|sor|>"This guy on reddit found out"
"Oh shit"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 514 |
programmerhumor | Poltras | j472sk9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hello, Myanmar!<|eor|><|sor|>Has the world try to say hello back? Maybe Myanmar is just lonely.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 456 |
programmerhumor | 4RM35 | j46geij | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Myanmar has a military regime, what do you expect?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 423 |
programmerhumor | HelloSummer99 | j46rd4b | <|sols|><|sot|>Myanmar Government is pretty fucked right now<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/9lwtds6o8tba1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you push hello world to prod<|eor|><|sor|>My guesses are they had a data breach, someone lied on their resume or former employee wanted revenge<|eor|><|soopr|>Every body here want a revenge lol<|eoopr|><|sor|>everybody be nice to your colleagues lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 370 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | 10zakr7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68,477 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82pyj5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you revert a commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>You take off the engagement ring<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20,201 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82qat6 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you implement a decorator?<|eor|><|soopr|>You pay them minimum wage<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 13,849 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82rgg7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference between a for loop and a while loop?<|eor|><|soopr|>TIME MACHINE<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,326 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82mfrn | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Builder pattern: beneficial, or harmful? Please give several examples for each answer.<|eor|><|soopr|>Builder pattern are very helpful
For example the pattern I like to follow is
Upgrade your barracks
Upgrade your defences and heroes
Upgrade your resources
Upgrade your town hall( fuck walls)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,178 |
programmerhumor | KalzK | j82pu40 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you revert a commit?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,569 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82y5i5 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to execute multiple children simultaneously in a gradle task?<|eor|><|soopr|>Use a condom<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,344 |
programmerhumor | MandMs55 | j82oqp2 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>What's the difference between a for loop and a while loop?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,340 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82vbtw | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Can you explain what a dangling pointer is?<|eor|><|soopr|>When my massive penis is hitting the floor<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 7,069 |
programmerhumor | KalzK | j82pyl9 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you implement a decorator?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,377 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82sb29 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Thoughts on C#? Also pro semicolons or anti semicolons?<|eor|><|soopr|>C# is just C with extra steps
Semi colons allow me to make the wink emoticon so pro<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,310 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82q0va | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>how well do you work with memory?<|eor|><|soopr|>8 bits make a byte I remember that from 4th grade so pretty well Id say<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,030 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82v70e | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>whats the difference between c, c++, and c#<|eor|><|soopr|>Oh easy
One is a twitter trend, other is an ion and the third is a monstrosity<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,909 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82v1hb | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you kill parent without killing the child proccess running as daemon?<|eor|><|soopr|>You dress up as daemon Targaryen and start a war<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,018 |
programmerhumor | kayak_enjoyer | j82lufr | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Builder pattern: beneficial, or harmful? Please give several examples for each answer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,697 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82kz14 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Strictly typed or loosely typed<|eor|><|soopr|>Loosely because I think it means typing with procrastination<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,608 |
programmerhumor | bahweepgranah | j82xuns | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How to execute multiple children simultaneously in a gradle task?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,600 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82uhqs | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you reverse a linked-list?<|eor|><|soopr|>You unlink your pc plug and give up because there is no hope left<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,366 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82sg95 | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Tabs or spaces? And if spaces then how many spaces?<|eor|><|soopr|>Just
Use
Enter
Key<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,307 |
programmerhumor | Skwidz | j82u3tv | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>How do you revert a commit?<|eor|><|soopr|>You take off the engagement ring<|eoopr|><|sor|>Incredible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,225 |
programmerhumor | GhostRyder9824 | j82n10k | <|sols|><|sot|>I do think C is the best programming language tho<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/jpzdxqccoiha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Hey bro can you make an app for me bro I'm an entrepreneur and have this revolutionary idea bro it mines NFTs using ChatGPT bro I'll pay you with exposure bro we'll be millionaires in no time bro<|eor|><|soopr|>Can it Mine your mother<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,859 |
programmerhumor | creeper6530 | vglu9d | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 68,302 |
programmerhumor | spam_bot42 | id26j9p | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very well, I'll just use another program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 8,072 |
programmerhumor | tenhourguy | id28ag4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I read it the last time I installed this.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,897 |
programmerhumor | Secretsfrombeyond79 | id2araz | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Very well, I'll just use another program.<|eor|><|sor|>Programming Innovation 100
Sale Skills 0.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,805 |
programmerhumor | BadBadderBadst | id27ucw | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe the problem is that there are 1208 fucking lines, and not that people can't read that fast.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,718 |
programmerhumor | Zipdox | id2ijpo | <|sols|><|sot|>Well, well, well...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/d4t9eiln5s691.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Maybe I read it the last time I installed this.<|eor|><|sor|>We've updated our privacy policy.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,734 |
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