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programmerhumor
shelvac2
j8j4fw7
<|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request: hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>> oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing EASY if ( input == "hello" || input == "Hello" || input == "hEllo" || input == "heLlo" || input == "helLo" || input == "hellO" || input == "HEllo" || input == "HELlo" || input == "HElLo" || input == "HEllO" || input == "HELlo" || input == "HELLo" || input == "HELlO" || input == "HELLo" || input == "HELLO" ) { respond("hi"); }<|eor|><|sor|>heLLO<|eor|><|sor|>Welcome to the QA team<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
835
programmerhumor
obvious_bot
j8isejx
<|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|sor|>I think we have a disconnect here.<|eor|><|sor|>let's circle back and discuss options<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
781
programmerhumor
ode26
g9j8c6
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85,927
programmerhumor
magicbjorn
fotq2zi
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,554
programmerhumor
Alfaphantom
fott7yx
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,653
programmerhumor
megaminddefender
fotu3va
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,417
programmerhumor
TwoAndHalfRetard
fottusj
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
974
programmerhumor
benchninja
fotutoe
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
706
programmerhumor
Sassbjorn
fotsdry
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>More like 5:50<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
446
programmerhumor
jdl_uk
fottzf4
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/ https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
435
programmerhumor
aer71
fotvjtj
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/1205/ https://xkcd.com/1319/<|eor|><|sor|>https://xkcd.com/974/<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
403
programmerhumor
greenkiweez
fottj47
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing. edit: typo<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
381
programmerhumor
AppleToasterr
fotw5oz
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
304
programmerhumor
clawjelly
fotu00y
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You succeed automating it and even include numerous variable inputs to make it more useful. Then a coworker needs a functionality that's so out of the scope of your script that you have to rewrite the entire thing. edit: typo<|eor|><|sor|>Nah, i'll just hack it in, because it's just a simple change and i don't think there will be much else and also i'm pretty certain with this i sorta made it future-proof and OMG WTF IS THIS MONSTER I CREATED?! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS...!!!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
175
programmerhumor
Haus42
fots9t8
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
172
programmerhumor
OskieWoskie
fotz2u6
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|sor|>Usually a moment of quiet defeat for me Where are my 'restore previous session' people at?<|eor|><|sor|>Also shoutout to the 'Ctrl + Shift + T' connoisseurs<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
159
programmerhumor
Covid-Romney2020
foty0er
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But at least you had fun doing it.<|eor|><|sor|>Maybe the real automation is the fun we have along the way<|eor|><|sor|>That and closing the stack overflow tabs<|eor|><|sor|>This... It speaks to me spiritually..<|eor|><|sor|>Usually a moment of quiet defeat for me Where are my 'restore previous session' people at?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
146
programmerhumor
Finklemaier
fottfet
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The sexy bit is when you're choosing your tools... "Ah yes, I think I'll tool this little monstrosity in jq wrapped in a bed of python and topped off with a | sort -n | uniq -c | sort -nr...."<|eor|><|sor|>Hot damn, I love it when you talk dirty!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
90
programmerhumor
clawjelly
fottrza
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>And give up on it all together and start a new project the next day.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
83
programmerhumor
GermanAf
fotv539
<|sols|><|sot|>*cries in powershell*<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2ialma4xoiv41.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>You start automating it, and when you realize it's not going to happen, you're like: "I already spend so much time automating it, better continue so I will never have to do it manually again"...<|eor|><|sor|>And the worst part is that after you've automated it, it is no longer necessary to do that specific job again. So you wasted 6 hours doing a one-time only 6 min work.<|eor|><|sor|>But then when you need to automate something again you already have bits and pieces ready to use, except you never commented anything because you're stupid so you look it up on the internet anyways, again wasting several hours of your workday...<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
82
programmerhumor
UndeadMarine55
z8qfrd
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85,926
programmerhumor
HP_10bII
iycwm4j
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server... Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,940
programmerhumor
Burgov
iyd3yuq
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
7,278
programmerhumor
jakubhuber
iycsokn
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,152
programmerhumor
PepperUsual
iycw7pd
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,274
programmerhumor
Sam-Gunn
iyctn0k
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,576
programmerhumor
jd3marco
iycwzjf
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>Just remove the lid alltogether for a headless server... Edit: thanks for the silver folks! Might just use for a raspberry pi!<|eor|><|sor|>Decappletation<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,328
programmerhumor
mr_claw
iycuniq
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,940
programmerhumor
kaerfkeerg
iydke8q
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>your machine is ~~going to~~ the production Edit: ~~apparently I'm having a seizure and I can't remember how to strikethrough. Brb~~ Got it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,536
programmerhumor
spiderMechanic
iyczuis
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,384
programmerhumor
thrSedec44070maksup
iydfw9z
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF. THIS IS NOT A JOKE This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,315
programmerhumor
Sam-Gunn
iycvv0o
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yea.... "startups".<|eor|><|sor|>Hey, we started up only 12 years ago, we're still a startup okay?<|eor|><|sor|>The company I work for is a 30+ year old multinational, and the amount of times in my career I've had to fight with an engineer to move a system or database from a sketchy old laptop (that can't even run without being plugged in) to a VM (that has support from IT, backups, and stability) is ridiculous. Never thought I'd utter the words "You can't run a production database with client information on a 10 year old laptop!". While working at a company with a 1.5+ Bil cap.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,213
programmerhumor
eross200
iycwxv7
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,106
programmerhumor
StoryAndAHalf
iyd0371
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>![gif](giphy|SZUnyVdIDAEQU)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
992
programmerhumor
plentyOplatypodes
iydvlyn
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting data.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
951
programmerhumor
etch_a_stretch
iycz4sd
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Cut a tennis ball in half, glue the halves down on either side of the trackpad. Problem solved.<|eor|><|sor|>The juxtaposition between this solution and the software one says something about something, I'm just not sure exactly what.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
733
programmerhumor
kevin9er
iyebka0
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It works on my machine... \- Back up your files, your machine is going to production!<|eor|><|sor|>I downloaded a really long black screen YouTube video and let it play overnight so the computer wouldn't stop collecting data.<|eor|><|sor|>I never thought I'd see an engineering decision more resource wasteful than Electron, but here we are.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
727
programmerhumor
bartontees
iyd2iw2
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Why would you keep the screen at such a precarious angle if you didn't want it to be closed?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
665
programmerhumor
PepperUsual
iyd1atw
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[closes lid]<|eor|><|sor|>so you chose violence<|eor|><|sor|>It was bound to happen sooner or later anyway.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
620
programmerhumor
linegel
iycxzv9
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it not possible to disable the lid sensor on a mac?<|eor|><|sor|>It is very simple to prevent laptop from sleeping `sudo pmset -a disablesleep 1` and that's it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
610
programmerhumor
AngryTownspeople
iyec71w
<|sols|><|sot|>Startups be like..<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/u5jwlxt1k43a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Ran a Oracle 9i database on a Linux desktop with a A4 sheet taped to monitor that said DO NOT TOUCH. DO NOT CLEAN. DO NOT TURN OFF. THIS IS NOT A JOKE This was the Dev server for a critical project in a multi million dollar company<|eor|><|sor|>As we can see, this design is very human.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
565
programmerhumor
ore-aba
soi384
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85,767
programmerhumor
TheFlyingAvocado
hw8v05d
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
14,040
programmerhumor
samarthrawat1
hw8umm1
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
13,785
programmerhumor
anythingMuchShorter
hw9eska
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
6,920
programmerhumor
TheLiberalOgre
hw96xj5
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
5,970
programmerhumor
the_badsectors
hw8wgyj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,332
programmerhumor
Ambitious_Ad8841
hw8zldv
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>I don't do python and even I know it expects whitespace, not punctuation.<|eor|><|sor|>"White Space Matters" -Python<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,596
programmerhumor
marsrover15
hw99589
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|sor|>What the dog doin?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,512
programmerhumor
Ixaire
hwae7sc
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and say "you're missing a semicolon here". He didn't know anything about programming, he just knew that was a rookie error. That is literally exactly what you explain. Anyone else would have made this very boring but he had a way of delivering it when you looked desperate and that kinda lightened up the mood.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,255
programmerhumor
dmullaney
hw8tpf1
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Because if I keep fixing it for you, youll never learn will you - my mother (1991-present)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,248
programmerhumor
PhrygianZero
hw8ye7e
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine the 99 times it adds one when you meant to have one. Now imagine that 1 time it adds one when you didn't want it. r/suddenchaos.<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah thats exactly it. Sometimes the error is caused by unmatching parenthesis. Whenever I see that happen Im like thank god it doesnt auto fill semicolons<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,177
programmerhumor
ricohh
hw9duq8
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Definitely a lot of people in this sub are not programmers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,154
programmerhumor
Ayushmaan_Mishra
hw9b524
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>My 8 year old asked me why we can't embed an object in a function in python and I was amazed because I didn't know golden retrievers could talk let alone program.<|eor|><|sor|>What the dog doin?<|eor|><|sor|>Programming, apparently<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
978
programmerhumor
_borisg
hw8z3wm
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Yeah I cant imagine how fun it would be having to code when the editor keeps changing stuff in the lines after each run. Good luck debugging that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
715
programmerhumor
AgentE382
hwb7otd
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>One HR guy at my previous company used to go behind you and say "you're missing a semicolon here". He didn't know anything about programming, he just knew that was a rookie error. That is literally exactly what you explain. Anyone else would have made this very boring but he had a way of delivering it when you looked desperate and that kinda lightened up the mood.<|eor|><|sor|>A coworker of mine told me his college roommate who had taken a single programming class would always ask him Have you tried a for loop yet? any time he had a problem.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
619
programmerhumor
zMisir
hw9o4rj
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Python? Missing semicolons? Since when?<|eor|><|sor|>Since a guy wanted to make a programming joke but only knew of one language and one common error type<|eor|><|sor|>Most probably, just like the guy who asked for 5 years of experience on library created by himself 3 years ago. Edit: `.replace(who asked, who got asked)`<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
613
programmerhumor
0rionsEdge
hw8vbwc
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>But when did we start using semi-colon in python?<|eor|><|sor|>It's existed in the language since the old times, but it's pretty much only used in hacky use cases and it's usage should be discouraged.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
612
programmerhumor
Xelaxander
hw8usm9
<|sols|><|sot|>Why but why?<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5yhx7zsi7ug81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Smart, there are no mandatory semicolons in Python syntax, unless this 8y/o is writing C code.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
469
programmerhumor
GumBeats20
v6o4sl
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
85,628
programmerhumor
lma21
ibgnd88
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,087
programmerhumor
ICantBelieveItsNotEC
ibgpxxv
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
1,236
programmerhumor
olssoneerz
ibgp7oc
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
986
programmerhumor
TheBrownMamba8
ibgs86x
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>Then programming became my [0] choice<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
827
programmerhumor
xenover
ibgskel
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>50-50 I was on the computer all the time anyway and liked playing around with software and hardware as a teenager. Then I found out developers get paid well so it was an obvious win-win.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
658
programmerhumor
HighOwl2
ibhi1ma
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
654
programmerhumor
P1r4nha
ibgsf9a
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
335
programmerhumor
mcquiggd
ibgxbl8
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything. It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates and then spends the day trying to do what they said they have already done. Agonisingly long Refinements where assorted Business people ramble on at each other, obviously incapable of articulating what it is that they actually want, and Developers are forced to attend instead of actually working. Usually they are followed by messages on Slack, with Business people asking the Developers if they have made any progress on coding... in the last 1.5 hours.... Sprint Planning - where the Business people ask Developers to agree to the badly defined and certainly impossible. Next we move on to actually looking at the code, which bears no resemblance to anything which has been discussed in meetings. There are no familiar terms used in the code; everything is named in some sort of long-dead language that nobody understands. Everything is called a Service, as if moving code into something called a Service makes it better. It doesn't do what the Business people think it does. It is written in many styles, with most of the code being attributed to people who left the company a year ago. The tests do not actually test business logic; they test that some code exists. Then we have Code Reviews - where developers are pitted against each other in a virtual Fight Club, over whether a line of code could be expressed with fewer characters and become more obtuse if they adopted the latest language features. The first rule of Code Review Fight Club: >Never validate that business rules or acceptence criteria have been implemented correctly. Only fight over syntax. We then spend two or three weeks attempting to hold on to our sanity, only to face the Sprint Review, where the Scrum Master desperately asks people to think of something positive, and glosses over the fact that nothing ever changes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
315
programmerhumor
conquihare
ibguaay
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Came in wanting to create video games. Left becoming a boring old web dev. Ill wipe my tears with these $$$<|eor|><|sor|>currently on the aspiring-game-dev to boring-old-webdev pipeline myself. college is absolute hell but i think about all the money i'll end up making in the future and it makes it juuuust a smidge bit better<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
283
programmerhumor
rndmcmder
ibgu5sn
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of coding. The rest are boring maintainance tasks, cleaning up after idiots who carelessly break systems that millions of users rely on, jumping hoops to satisfy some corporate demands and attending useless meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
199
programmerhumor
LOLBaltSS
ibgtr8e
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|sor|>Artists are a part, but someone still has to code the parts to make the game work. In DCS, RAZBAM has a logjam of aircraft with models; but their main hang up is systems coders to bring it all together. Polychop is in a similar state where their artists have things ready, but making all of the flight model and avionics are a bottleneck.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
197
programmerhumor
Cannacrohn
ibgp8bv
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I wanted to be a weed strain tester with some judging the skills of new porn actresses on the side when I was growing up, but IT just paid more and definitely had more openings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
183
programmerhumor
ZBlackmore
ibh0mbj
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>You can also look at it like youre being paid a premium for working on things you arent interested in.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
178
programmerhumor
XDreadedmikeX
ibhr30m
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|sor|>Close to 3 years of working hard, got 3 promotions and went from 60k to almost 80k (if you count yearly bonus) Inflation wiped all of those out<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
171
programmerhumor
HighOwl2
ibhrsu6
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computers and programming was always my first choice. Until i started getting paid<|eor|><|sor|>I mean...I get that doing it professionally can suck the joy out of doing it for fun. I have been programming since I was 13. When I started doing it professionally in my 20s I pretty much abandoned all my personal projects and aside from contributing to open source projects (to fix them) I don't really code outside of work now. But...I do enjoy programming for work because I enjoy programming...I just don't want to do it more than 40 hours a week. That being said, I can't think of any other job I'd want to do for 40 hours a week. The extremely nice pay is just a nice to have...especially now with everyone struggling with inflation while I just get mildly annoyed at the register.<|eor|><|sor|>Close to 3 years of working hard, got 3 promotions and went from 60k to almost 80k (if you count yearly bonus) Inflation wiped all of those out<|eor|><|sor|>Well the markets pretty hot right now and the quickest way to higher salary is switching jobs. You're at your 3 year mark, put on your big boy pants and start interviewing. I guarantee you can easily find a job with a base pay over $80k. Shit I get recruitment offers all the time for $200k+ and I only entertain fully remote offers....and my LinkedIn says I'm not looking for jobs right now....I still get multiple interview requests a week.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
169
programmerhumor
dirtfork
ibgx13r
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>True. I love coding and solving brainteasing challenges. My job as a software engineer consists about 5% of coding. The rest are boring maintainance tasks, cleaning up after idiots who carelessly break systems that millions of users rely on, jumping hoops to satisfy some corporate demands and attending useless meetings.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm giving up the secret sauce here, but if you like doing small programs to solve discrete problems rather than maintaining a large codebase for a single big program .. look into network engineering. I spent a miserable decade being a developer (because I chose a job to make money when I was 18 and liked coding in high school.) Had a random fortuitous lateral move into networking and found heaven. I get to write small automation programs that make me look like some kind of God to my non-dev-background peers, do command line puzzle solving all day long (well... As long as I'm not being interrupted for support tickets) and my hackiest hackjob pales in comparison to the cluster fuckery I've seen in the field (did I mention I get paid to travel to random places to plug cords in, do a handful of cli commands then turn around and go home?)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
152
programmerhumor
dashid
ibgmcbf
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Computing wasn't my first choice, but it was the stable career choice. Add in the fact that I loved tinkering with computers, it wasn't a tough call to make. Get paid well for doing what I enjoy? Sure!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
140
programmerhumor
FVMAzalea
ibh4szz
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It's actually frustrating to be genuinely interested in programming, but then working in the industry, It sucks the pleasure out of everything. It's typically reduced to morning Standups where everyone gives inaccurate status updates and then spends the day trying to do what they said they have already done. Agonisingly long Refinements where assorted Business people ramble on at each other, obviously incapable of articulating what it is that they actually want, and Developers are forced to attend instead of actually working. Usually they are followed by messages on Slack, with Business people asking the Developers if they have made any progress on coding... in the last 1.5 hours.... Sprint Planning - where the Business people ask Developers to agree to the badly defined and certainly impossible. Next we move on to actually looking at the code, which bears no resemblance to anything which has been discussed in meetings. There are no familiar terms used in the code; everything is named in some sort of long-dead language that nobody understands. Everything is called a Service, as if moving code into something called a Service makes it better. It doesn't do what the Business people think it does. It is written in many styles, with most of the code being attributed to people who left the company a year ago. The tests do not actually test business logic; they test that some code exists. Then we have Code Reviews - where developers are pitted against each other in a virtual Fight Club, over whether a line of code could be expressed with fewer characters and become more obtuse if they adopted the latest language features. The first rule of Code Review Fight Club: >Never validate that business rules or acceptence criteria have been implemented correctly. Only fight over syntax. We then spend two or three weeks attempting to hold on to our sanity, only to face the Sprint Review, where the Scrum Master desperately asks people to think of something positive, and glosses over the fact that nothing ever changes.<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds very dysfunctional and also very much like my last job. But thats not all jobs! My current job is very developer-driven and basically the number one rule told to all the business people is leave the developers alone. We get to make almost all the major decisions about things (except high level prioritization of what projects were going to work on, and we have input into that). Our meeting culture is that meetings are only held unless absolutely necessary, always have an agenda sent in advance with pre-work items so that attendees are prepared to discuss them in the meeting, and that meetings start precisely on time, even if not all attendees are present, and never go late (most end early). We are empowered to spend some time making our code better and getting rid of legacy stuff, and our code reviews are substantive, not syntax fights. Its really great.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
135
programmerhumor
Wisdom_is_Contraband
ibgy57z
<|sols|><|sot|>$$$$$<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/o5zoemo155491.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Even if you have genuine interest in the field 90% of the time you're working on something you have no interest in.<|eor|><|sor|>You even end up paying a premium to work on things that you're interested in. Look at the depressed salaries in the games industry, for example: they know that there are tons of people who would literally do that job for free if it meant being credited in their favorite game, so they get away with low salaries and awful working conditions.<|eor|><|sor|>Game development is to a large part an artist's job, so I'm not surprised about that. The developers who work on the graphics engines themselves still get decent pay.<|eor|><|sor|>Artists are a part, but someone still has to code the parts to make the game work. In DCS, RAZBAM has a logjam of aircraft with models; but their main hang up is systems coders to bring it all together. Polychop is in a similar state where their artists have things ready, but making all of the flight model and avionics are a bottleneck.<|eor|><|sor|>These bottlenecks are common *both ways* actually. There are lots of coders who desperately need artists, and lots of artists who desperately need coders, but they rarely meet in the middle (The artists want to be paid, and the coders don't find artist projects interesting)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
126
programmerhumor
Gentlegiant2
l5gg3t
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
84,726
programmerhumor
TheJenkinsComic
gkucxks
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
9,391
programmerhumor
Carters04
gku2wtu
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
3,729
programmerhumor
VoodooMaster7
gku7no2
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
2,268
programmerhumor
is_it_controversial
gkuuq45
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
965
programmerhumor
IcyDefiance
gkufvrx
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
909
programmerhumor
woffle-kat
gkudv2n
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
889
programmerhumor
Tsu_Dho_Namh
gkuffcu
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
796
programmerhumor
elee0228
gkucnoi
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>This is a genuinely smart joke, good stuff<|eor|><|sor|>I lol'ed. One of the downsides of browsing in incognito mode is the incessant cookie warnings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
672
programmerhumor
Gentlegiant2
gktzt4l
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
649
programmerhumor
JinSantosAndria
gkula3y
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|sor|>yes you could, just some javascript and it basically becomes a cookie<|eor|><|sor|>but not illegal in Europe<|eor|><|sor|>If you use localStorage to track a user, it falls under the same so-called cookie law. It's about tracking the user, not about the tech. If you store something to track the user, it becomes a cookie, because that bit of information makes him trackable. It is not limited to rfc 6265.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
608
programmerhumor
eanat
gkuaidy
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>statelessness is the best state.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
459
programmerhumor
reddit_xeno
gku80p5
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>Sticky sessions have also entered chat<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
430
programmerhumor
iontardose
gkug3xc
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|sor|>Yes, that is the joke. A popup with a useless button every time you visit a site wouldn't make me smile.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
406
programmerhumor
riskyClick420
gkugrp3
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|sor|>yes you could, just some javascript and it basically becomes a cookie<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
367
programmerhumor
Gentlegiant2
gkuhfl5
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>I'm glad to see that the poster didn't crop your name off of the comic.<|eor|><|soopr|>Posted his name in the comments too, he deserves his praise!<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
343
programmerhumor
SavageHenimania
gkuv0ca
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|sor|>r/UnexpectedThanos<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
340
programmerhumor
sunlightFTW
gkue7sn
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Sorry to be dense, but shouldn't he be smiling in the last panel? The website didn't remember his click.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
Hellball911
gkuge14
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>*LocalStorage & IndexedDB have entered the chat.*<|eor|><|sor|>LocalStorage seems really similar to a cookie...it's data stored clientside, no?<|eor|><|sor|>Yeah, but it's not sent to the server with every request like a cookie is.<|eor|><|sor|>Couldn't you manually package all the key values into every json request? (As devil's advocate)<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
TheJenkinsComic
gkud4qy
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|soopr|>Originally posted by u/theJenkinsComics ! Thought you guys would appreciate it :)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Thanks for sharing my comic!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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programmerhumor
prajken2000
gkuvr7i
<|sols|><|sot|>This website doesn't use cookies<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.imgur.com/05wcwhq.png<|eol|><|sor|>Hey all, Im the guy who made this comic. You can read more of my comics on [Instagram](https://instagram.com/thejenkinscomic) or r/TheJenkins.<|eor|><|sor|>Followed! <|eor|><|sor|>Unfollowed for the balance.<|eor|><|sor|>r/UnexpectedThanos<|eor|><|sor|>r/ExpectedThanos for balance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|>
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