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programmerhumor | rootdestinyschild | j2pnpvn | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | thatguydr | j2pb2jr | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you have a grandma like I do who will literally check the room every 5 seconds<|eor|><|sor|>Good ol Nana Garbage Collector<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 433 |
programmerhumor | PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz | j2o6rli | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|sor|>Get two chairs and fill chair two with used clothes from chair one. Once chair one is empty, swap the pointers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | dannyboy182 | j2owrlx | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I look forward to seeing it top the sub once a week for years to come.<|eor|><|sor|>A fine addition to our collection<|eor|><|sor|>Our cache if you will<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 378 |
programmerhumor | michaelp1987 | j2okbax | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|sor|>As long as each piece of clothes is sticking out a distinguishable part of it from the pile and your brain can perform YOLO, you are in O(1).<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, if your access strategy is YOLO you can store in almost any data structure for O(1) access, including closet.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 360 |
programmerhumor | phryan | j2p04o3 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|sor|>But the author points out that having too large a cache can hurt performance.
edit: grammar<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 298 |
programmerhumor | ducktape8856 | j2qckjd | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|sor|>\*Mom opening google on her cell\*: "have fork, how to kill child"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 265 |
programmerhumor | rigglesbee | j2qpug5 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|sor|>You're not my real root node!<|eor|><|sor|>\*Mom opening google on her cell\*: "have fork, how to kill child"<|eor|><|sor|>"How to revert commit?"<|eor|><|sor|> git merge --abort<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 225 |
programmerhumor | throwaway77993344 | j2oz5d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Unless you have a grandma like I do who will literally check the room every 5 seconds<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 218 |
programmerhumor | aePrime | j2otdmc | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|sor|>You beat me to it. I came here to reference the same book.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 191 |
programmerhumor | quats5 | j2o6tag | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>.as someone with ADHD this actually makes perfect sense to me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 190 |
programmerhumor | Ryan778 | 9ozauu | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93,997 |
programmerhumor | PM-ME-UR-HAPPINESS | e7xswt0 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,383 |
programmerhumor | Kaylors | e7xw6ml | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Gg nerd, giving away ur IP address
Brb DDoSing 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>I guess we won't be hearing back from you again.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,694 |
programmerhumor | StarkillerX42 | e7xtb6o | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,159 |
programmerhumor | Ryan778 | e7xrurc | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|soopr|>Because I don't have a life, here's the source code and live demo if anyone's interested
Live Demo: [https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo](https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo) (make the window small to recreate this post)
Source: [https://github.com/Ryan778/Ryan778.github.io/tree/master/ytdemo](https://github.com/Ryan778/Ryan778.github.io/tree/master/ytdemo)<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,080 |
programmerhumor | RobbyB97 | e7xxl3n | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>The classic shaky mouse of 'OH SHIT'ness<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,810 |
programmerhumor | stud007 | e7xypnl | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Gg nerd, giving away ur IP address
Brb DDoSing 127.0.0.1<|eor|><|sor|>I guess we won't be hearing back from you again.<|eor|><|sor|>Well, technically one can't DDoS 127.0.0.1 . He'll have a network of computers DoSing themselves.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,270 |
programmerhumor | WendalSaks | e7xye10 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,088 |
programmerhumor | ShowMeYourTiddles | e7xt6n1 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|sor|>https://media.giphy.com/media/mxDZecDOOsWCA/giphy.gif<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 864 |
programmerhumor | veganbrat | e7y1w1w | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, what's different about it?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing. It's a simple re-brand. Maybe they thought it sounded a bit too similar to red tube? <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 855 |
programmerhumor | madmaxturbator | e7y2cce | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|soopr|>Because I don't have a life, here's the source code and live demo if anyone's interested
Live Demo: [https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo](https://ryan778.github.io/ytdemo) (make the window small to recreate this post)
Source: [https://github.com/Ryan778/Ryan778.github.io/tree/master/ytdemo](https://github.com/Ryan778/Ryan778.github.io/tree/master/ytdemo)<|eoopr|><|sor|>Lmao this dumbass just leaked YouTube's source code I've already got access to everyone's accounts now<|eor|><|sor|>I shut down google+, but I dont think anyone noticed <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 560 |
programmerhumor | JayDawg8588 | e7xro64 | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Haha I can relate to this on so many levels<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 498 |
programmerhumor | madmaxturbator | e7y2esn | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>"It's like YouTube Red except it costs more money" lol<|eor|><|sor|>Didn't realize until this post that Red and Premium are different services, what the heck<|eor|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Ah, what's different about it?<|eor|><|sor|>Nothing. It's a simple re-brand. Maybe they thought it sounded a bit too similar to red tube? <|eor|><|sor|>Id be more willing to pay for that.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 355 |
programmerhumor | deebo911 | e7y1zdc | <|sols|><|sot|>A more accurate representation of what happened with YouTube<|eot|><|sol|>https://v.redd.it/1a5v9jrodrs11<|eol|><|sor|>Is this the new Hawai'an missile alert?<|eor|><|sor|>Hawaii IS the early missile alert system<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 288 |
programmerhumor | Notalabel_4566 | 10ylpq8 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 93,077 |
programmerhumor | nifemi_o | j7yo421 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 15,574 |
programmerhumor | zodiacrelic44 | j7ywwd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,456 |
programmerhumor | PastOrdinary | j7ymhha | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,920 |
programmerhumor | eloitay | j7ytnju | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,692 |
programmerhumor | LordSegaki | j7yk493 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>HR hates this simple trick...!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,279 |
programmerhumor | sinistergroupon | j7z34ep | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,750 |
programmerhumor | SkullPoopL69 | j7yknxw | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The cost youre charging the customer, or the cost you pay for your coworkers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,642 |
programmerhumor | StandardSudden1283 | j7ynzbj | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>You'd be surprised at the actual value your labor creates. Unfortunately in many cases it has little to do with what you make.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,622 |
programmerhumor | M0ty | j7ysrmo | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Good to see that Alex Jones has found a new job<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,549 |
programmerhumor | f-ingsteveglansberg | j7z129j | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>The people on the upper end are literally the people on the higher end. They get paid to hold and attend meetings.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,475 |
programmerhumor | Effective_Hope_3071 | j7yrq4v | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was making 18/hr as a construction laborer, I was being billed at 95/hr on a time and materials project.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,404 |
programmerhumor | MrTripl3M | j7z42kv | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I'd find it a good idea alone because the cost of a meeting could be used to shut some people up so they don't drag out meetings needlessly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,353 |
programmerhumor | ComeBackToDigg | j7yn0r1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The cost youre charging the customer, or the cost you pay for your coworkers?<|eor|><|sor|>The choices for tip at 25% 30% and 35%<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,062 |
programmerhumor | Djabber | j7ys556 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Almost all $100 plus per hour? Fuck man.<|eor|><|sor|>When I was making 18/hr as a construction laborer, I was being billed at 95/hr on a time and materials project.<|eor|><|sor|>When i was an **intern** for an IT company the clients i handled were billed 85 an hour, and i had to make sure 100% of my time was billable. This was back in 2015, so pretty steep pricing.
I made 250 a month as internship compensation lmao.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 961 |
programmerhumor | goodTypeOfCancer | j7z960g | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds legit. I have had multi million dollar problems that could not get solved because management wouldn't elevate because people were 'saving face'.
Imagine I sent an email to a CEO, cost him $10,000, but it saved the company $5 million per year.
I love this idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 924 |
programmerhumor | DropTablePosts | j7yntn1 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin has been done dirty<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 754 |
programmerhumor | ic_engineer | j7z4sj4 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>The people on the upper end are literally the people on the higher end. They get paid to hold and attend meetings.<|eor|><|sor|>Idk.. some CTO out there looking at this like hmmm...
Money is money. The middle guys who only run meetings might think that way but back at the very top where all your meeting are scheduled *for you* instead I think they tend to lean back towards less meetings.
I tell my team members to call each other unless they're willing to take meeting notes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 694 |
programmerhumor | zodiacrelic44 | j7z46qo | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Justin the long serving dev, suddenly finding out everyone makes wayy more money than him<|eor|><|sor|>Thats why this is a fantastic idea.<|eor|><|sor|>Honestly I'd find it a good idea alone because the cost of a meeting could be used to shut some people up so they don't drag out meetings needlessly.<|eor|><|sor|>Thats true. A lot less BS in meetings when you can tell youre paying John Smith $140/hr to sit and talk about the hockey game he watched last night.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 659 |
programmerhumor | I_GIF_YOU_AN_ANSWER | j7zfeoq | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Imagine trying to get your ceo for a meeting. The sticker shock probably means you do not even want to email him because that cost money as well.<|eor|><|sor|>Reading this email will cost $300<|eor|><|sor|>That sounds legit. I have had multi million dollar problems that could not get solved because management wouldn't elevate because people were 'saving face'.
Imagine I sent an email to a CEO, cost him $10,000, but it saved the company $5 million per year.
I love this idea.<|eor|><|sor|>I personally CC'ed my reasons for me quitting my job to the CEO, on purpose. It was 4 pages and i cut it short. I was invited to a face to face with him and HR. He was baffled. I don't have a job right now, but it seems to get better for my ex coworkers.
Guys, don't hesitate to involve the CEO in a somewhat larger company, because they might not know what's going on and they might end up on your side.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 628 |
programmerhumor | ukalnins | j7yk7d7 | <|sols|><|sot|>I really hope this feature goes to Production<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/utdsbmbe06ha1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Just invite cheeper people. You will look smarter also.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 602 |
programmerhumor | geekrohan | aloi5v | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 92,778 |
programmerhumor | Regularjoe42 | effl4qp | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 12,205 |
programmerhumor | hoimangkuk | effmnv4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 11,358 |
programmerhumor | SysEngThrowaway | effm9ij | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting I can run doom on a smart house?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,992 |
programmerhumor | __johnson | effnryb | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|sor|>Someone should make a browser extension who's sole purpose is to fuck up data collection by Facebook / Google / Amazon <|eor|><|sor|>https://noiszy.com
Edit: I have no affiliation with, nor do I vouch for its legitimacy. I saw it pop up on HN or something and bookmarked it for later. The comment I responded to reminded me of it. That's all. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,922 |
programmerhumor | Sparcrypt | effnc3c | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sysadmins: Already shot the printer. Because fuck printers.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,917 |
programmerhumor | mr_deleeuw | effmdfy | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's not always true.
​
Sometimes you meet the make-it-run-doom kinda guys.<|eor|><|sor|>Are you suggesting I can run doom on a smart house?<|eor|><|sor|>D[Hue]m<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,148 |
programmerhumor | Liesmith424 | effnpct | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The printer frequently disobeys me, and sometimes I turn around to find that it's closer to me than it was an hour prior. <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,803 |
programmerhumor | boon4376 | effoknk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevent XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>"our entire field is bad at what we do" is my favorite line ever <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,386 |
programmerhumor | btwork | effqxmk | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Data engineer be like "Im gonna push a massive amount of fake data about myself to make my own program produce wrong profiling about me"<|eor|><|sor|>Someone should make a browser extension who's sole purpose is to fuck up data collection by Facebook / Google / Amazon <|eor|><|sor|>https://noiszy.com
Edit: I have no affiliation with, nor do I vouch for its legitimacy. I saw it pop up on HN or something and bookmarked it for later. The comment I responded to reminded me of it. That's all. <|eor|><|sor|>Why do these cool little "privacy" extensions and apps always have some super professional website that makes it look like a billion dollar Silicon Valley startup?
I only trust github links and shitty HTML4 blogs. This looks too nice, why's it look so nice? *Why is there a picture of a surfer dude?!*<|eor|><|sor|>Because making a bootstrap website is super easy, and you don't even need to know much CSS or HTML or JavaScript to make it happen. Someone who is capable of programming a browser extension is likely to be capable of putting a template website together and filling it with some free/cheap stock imagery.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,897 |
programmerhumor | JonesWaffles | effp37y | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had to scroll down way too far to find this. I know dozens of software engineers who have smart devices. This meme is outdated<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,800 |
programmerhumor | excalibur_zd | effog9k | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[Relevent XKCD](https://xkcd.com/2030/)<|eor|><|sor|>> our entire field is bad at what we do
50% bad at what we do 50% we don't know exactly what we're doing<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,592 |
programmerhumor | rojovelasco | effphot | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>Had to scroll down way too far to find this. I know dozens of software engineers who have smart devices. This meme is outdated<|eor|><|sor|>> I know dozens of software engineers who have smart devices
The thing is this sub is mostly populated by students who dont have a house to use this stuff on neither the money to buy it.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,555 |
programmerhumor | TheGuyWithTheBalloon | effmpz9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Is it okay if my printer is from 2008?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,284 |
programmerhumor | GirikoBloodhoof | effokv5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Programmers know the risks involved!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/cz9vaej8tqd21.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Sysadmins: Already shot the printer. Because fuck printers.<|eor|><|sor|>Fuck printers.
They aren't even my responsibility but I still have days entirely filled with printer related problems. :(<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,238 |
programmerhumor | Evazzion | 10rko7k | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 89,722 |
programmerhumor | hardly_dworkin | j6w60qf | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 26,689 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j6w53o9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,223 |
programmerhumor | Legal-Software | j6w7tj7 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>The added money you make having to do things like developing a REST API for Fortran to deploy on OS/2 will just ultimately be pissed away on alcohol and therapy, so you may want to revisit your priorities.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,629 |
programmerhumor | Mlbbpornaccount | j6weh91 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyFortrans
Edit: wait a fucking second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,002 |
programmerhumor | BernhardRordin | j6w7eu0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,989 |
programmerhumor | ChaosTV44 | j6w3tvp | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I think he wants some money but I'm not sure<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,420 |
programmerhumor | PotatoWriter | j6wc5q5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,794 |
programmerhumor | MrFalseGenius | j6w83kq | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be fulfilled by getting MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,246 |
programmerhumor | FunGuyAstronaut | j6w9079 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|sor|>As a lead, I would say I would definitely go to bat for an unreasonable amount of money for the right PHP guy if the project has any active code in that Wasteland of a language, if only so that I never have to look at it, "oh PHP guy, I got something for you"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,076 |
programmerhumor | RolexGMTMaster | j6w55gz | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I'm not clear what this person wants?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,690 |
programmerhumor | TekintetesUr | j6wbwhr | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly the older I get the more I understand this. At this point, I value stuff like spending time with my kids, working on my own projects, cooking delicious things, etc. I care less and less about *what* I work on, and more about *how*, i.e. no overtime, large comp, etc.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,407 |
programmerhumor | KotomiIchinose96 | j6w96x8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's making fun of him but what is the answer? I need to know so I my bank account can be fulfilled.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,346 |
programmerhumor | XxXPussySlurperXxX | j6w4m80 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Where's the lie.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,266 |
programmerhumor | OlMi1_YT | j6w891s | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not sure if he wants MONEY or if he wants to be fulfilled<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be fulfilled by getting MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>He wants to be Filled with MONEY<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,091 |
programmerhumor | SpermWhaleGodKing | j6wg6z5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I recommend PHP or Perl. I heard there's a lot of `$$$` there.<|eor|><|sor|>As a lead, I would say I would definitely go to bat for an unreasonable amount of money for the right PHP guy if the project has any active code in that Wasteland of a language, if only so that I never have to look at it, "oh PHP guy, I got something for you"<|eor|><|sor|>As a CFO Ill go to bat for paying your PHP guy less, and cutting your own salary, while demanding increased productivity<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 984 |
programmerhumor | danielstaleiny | j6w5jbs | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>No joke, FORTRAN, COBOL and mainframes.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 959 |
programmerhumor | zusykses | j6wpgl3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Everyone's making fun of him but what is the answer? I need to know so I my bank account can be fulfilled.<|eor|><|sor|>Start a Patreon, and team up with a writer who can write smutty stories and an artist who can make smutty art. Make Ren'Py porn games. Incredibly lucrative if you're any good. DarkCookie, the dude who makes Summertime Saga, is making AUD$82k *per month*.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 888 |
programmerhumor | circuit_breaker | j6wgtcf | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Mans posting on reddit when he could be out there making MONEY<|eor|><|sor|>[removed]<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyProgrammers?<|eor|><|sor|>OnlyFortrans
Edit: wait a fucking second<|eor|><|sor|>*throws upvotes*
Edit: wait a fucking second<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 862 |
programmerhumor | thehardsphere | j6wdd3a | <|sols|><|sot|>Most humble CS student<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/02sbsxx2zrfa1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly the older I get the more I understand this. At this point, I value stuff like spending time with my kids, working on my own projects, cooking delicious things, etc. I care less and less about *what* I work on, and more about *how*, i.e. no overtime, large comp, etc.<|eor|><|sor|>That's because you an adult who values your life outside of work more than your life at work. Which is perfectly healthy and normal.
That's a little bit different than being a kid in school rambling about "MONEY" and expecting $200k/year with no experience.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 786 |
programmerhumor | backwards_watch | 1127aoh | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 88,336 |
programmerhumor | DhiaTr120 | j8iby1l | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 20,644 |
programmerhumor | OniExpress | j8ig409 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 14,787 |
programmerhumor | The-Nimbus | j8ienhi | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,917 |
programmerhumor | FunkyTown313 | j8iazoa | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cue stretched out jpg of a mirror.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,559 |
programmerhumor | pm_me_your_code_now | j8il3ln | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|><|sor|>So you can do it guys? Great, please have it ready for a test next Monday.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,259 |
programmerhumor | backwards_watch | j8iftwn | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|soopr|>Disclaimer:
I was not the receiver. The original is not in English, I translated it for our collective enjoyment. But I am in a similar position as you: IT MIGHT be real and this gives me feelings that I am not sure how to deal with it yet.<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,985 |
programmerhumor | Wanderlust-King | j8ifjl8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,901 |
programmerhumor | attanai | j8ilcah | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|><|sor|>So you can do it guys? Great, please have it ready for a test next Monday.<|eor|><|sor|>I think I worked at that company. They went under.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,697 |
programmerhumor | DvisionX | j8iomix | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Toss this in the pile of "ideas that could be technically done, but require everyone in the room to be a lunatic."<|eor|><|sor|>So you can do it guys? Great, please have it ready for a test next Monday.<|eor|><|sor|>I think I worked at that company. They went under.<|eor|><|sor|>I guess their business model didn't reflect success<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,613 |
programmerhumor | JAV0K | j8irdtk | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Cue stretched out jpg of a mirror.<|eor|><|sor|>Just post a face picture of the Client. Every time he/she checks the website it works!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,032 |
programmerhumor | PhenomenonGames | j8iigy6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>I personally love this idea. I think we can cross reference the camera image with some social media and advertisement engagement data, toss it all in an ML algorithm, and have it spit out the most likely cosmetic insecurities for the user to have.
So it shows you the mirror and draws little circles over your face to highlight the parts that you hate about it, and recommends cosmetics for them! Now thats great UX!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,767 |
programmerhumor | gotsreich | j8ipr1x | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>On that note what is the polite business speak wording to ask if a client if fucking high?<|eor|><|sor|>I think we have a disconnect here.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,571 |
programmerhumor | Infamous-Date-355 | j8ihkuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Just surprised they didn't include an ai request.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,332 |
programmerhumor | That-Row-3038 | j8iin5f | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request:
hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
Thank you!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,331 |
programmerhumor | tidbitsofblah | j8ij1d4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>Oh god, just on the off-chance that this is real I'm absolutely despairing. The fact that I can potentially believe this says plenty.<|eor|><|soopr|>Disclaimer:
I was not the receiver. The original is not in English, I translated it for our collective enjoyment. But I am in a similar position as you: IT MIGHT be real and this gives me feelings that I am not sure how to deal with it yet.<|eoopr|><|sor|>The fact that I've had someone pitch "voice-memo but for smells" to me tells me this could very possibly be real<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,311 |
programmerhumor | Doobag1 | j8iheat | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|>Even better- use the cam of another person using the website as their background, so they see some other random face<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,022 |
programmerhumor | Achtelnote | j8iw1so | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>The next request:
hey, I heard this thing about blockchain, could you just add that to the website, oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
Thank you!<|eor|><|sor|>> oh and just through in an AI too, something like that new chatGPT thing
EASY
if (
input == "hello" ||
input == "Hello" ||
input == "hEllo" ||
input == "heLlo" ||
input == "helLo" ||
input == "hellO" ||
input == "HEllo" ||
input == "HELlo" ||
input == "HElLo" ||
input == "HEllO" ||
input == "HELlo" ||
input == "HELLo" ||
input == "HELlO" ||
input == "HELLo" ||
input == "HELLO"
) {
respond("hi");
}<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 925 |
programmerhumor | MCRacen | j8id0x5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Lets reflect on that for a second<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/2clrzuc446ia1.png<|eol|><|sor|>have their cam as a background stream
that'll freak them out for sure lol<|eor|><|sor|> btw. could you add their full name and address below the mirror?
Thanks in advance<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 892 |