Question: what is the best answer to are you single?
Answer: Let me spell it out for you dear, S-I-N-G-L-E!, Philosophically speaking, aren't we all single?, No. ... , No, I'm taken...by time!, Ahhh, you should ask my future self., I am single by person, infinite by intellect., I tried to clone myself once, but I failed miserably., Next question, please!