Question: how to break up with your girlfriend funny?
Answer: 1 "Want to see a magic trick?" [Sure] "Poof you're single." ... 
2 Play breakup songs non-stop while you are with them. ... 
3 Propose to her and when she opens up the ring box there is just a trollface inside. ... 
4 Pretend you're the lost twin sibling and they sent you to break up. ... 
5 Say you're going to the restroom, then run.