Question: how to answer when someone asks how old you are?
Answer: Say politely but as if confused: “Why do you want to know that?”, Laugh and say: “Old enough to know better than to answer that question.”, Say “How old do you think I am? ... , Say what we did as kids: “Same age as last year but a year older.”, Pretend you didn't hear., Say nothing and stare at them blankly.