Question: what can you do with a food processor?
Answer: Make delicious, healthy(ish) soft serve out of frozen bananas and Nutella. ... 
Churn heavy cream... ... 
Turn rolled oats into gluten-free flour. ... 
Grind meat! ... 
Turn cookies into cookie crumbs in a matter of seconds... ... 
Whip up delicious mayonnaise that's way better than the store-bought kind... ... 
Quickly shred lots of potatoes.