Question: 6 reasons pandas are huge dumbasses?
Answer: These losers hate having sex. ... 
They're all just lazy as hell, in addition to not having any sex. ... 
They're biologically not meant to be digesting bamboo, but that's still what these dumbos eat. ... 
They shit constantly because of their stupid diet that doesn't make sense. ... 
A group of pandas are literally called “An Embarrassment”