Question: how do you know if you're not ready to have a baby?
Answer: You can't handle it when you're sick, never mind any child of yours. ... , You don't like Peppa Pig. ... , You relish your freedom. ... , You're right in the middle of House of Cards. ... , You just don't get them. ... , You can't even keep a plant alive. ... , The sound of a child wailing makes liquid spurt from your EYES. ... , You can't afford one.