Question: 25 reasons why crutches are the spawn of the devil?
Answer: You can't ever hold ANYTHING... ... 
2. ... ... 
Your armpits become bruised to their very cores. ... 
Stairs become your biggest hurdle. ... 
You must think of creative ways to keep up to the same pace as your friends. ... 
People can hear you coming from a mile away because they're so loud. ... 
Anything with wheels become your best friend.