Question: how the grinch stole christmas lines?
Answer: The Grinch: Max, grab a bag. ... 
The Grinch: Maybe Christmas, ... 
The Grinch: (throwing mail into wrong boxes) Jury duty, jury duty, pink slip, black mail, addiction letter, jury duty jury duty . . . .
The Grinch: oh no, the sleigh, the presents, they'll be destroyed, and I care.