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today is not the only man who sung not, women are increasingly dropping but if another Tava day I, passing on the street, and had some girls in the corner, they ate the call; - Hey nice, what your name '. I turned and said, - but saw about, have a girlfriend. they said, - you have a girlfriend but is not castrated. you believe? rs Women are taking the place of man in society, the other day that, I was my girlfriend I was in the room, she came smoothing, Cher and I do so, and I said - Oh hj does not love to have a headache. LOL. Back home who kills cockroaches and insects is my older brother, lol. Once I lost a girlfriend of mine for a Lesbian, I asked her: - because you left me for her '. She said - she had but grip than you. Can you believe it? LOL. When my girlfriend mad at me ta, who catches me, I think here some time ago the Maria da Penha Law will move to John of the rock. LOL Not to mention that I lose ugly Football on the Playstation 2 for my girlfriend. Good guys is that, until the next, Hugs to you. vlw
Por: Valdomiro Omiro Miro Aldomorio Aldo Domiro Valmir 1 - Quando te veem deitado, de olhos fechados, na sua cama, com a luz apagada e perguntam:- Voce ta dormindo?- Nao. To treinando pra morrer!2 - Quando a gente leva um aparelho eletronico para a manutencao e o tecnico pergunta:- Ta com defeito ?- Nao e que ele estava cansado de ficar em casa E eu o trouxe para passear.3 Quando esta chovendo e percebem que voce vai encarar a chuva, perguntam:- Vai sair nesta chuva???- Nao, vou sair na proxima...4 Quando voce acaba de levantar, ai vem um idiota (sempre) e pergunta:- Acordou?- Nao. Sou sonambulo!5 - Seu amigo liga para sua casa e pergunta:- Onde voce esta ?- No Polo Norte! Um furacao levou a minha casa pra la!6 - Voce acaba de tomar banho e alguem pergunta:- Voce tomou banho?- Nao! Dei um mergulho no vaso sanitario!7 - Voce esta pescando quando alguem passa? E questiona:- Voce pescou todos esses peixes?- Nao! Esses, sao peixes suicidas que se atiraram no balde!8 - Voce esta em um ponto de parada de onibus? Quando um amigo (sera mesmo ?!?) pergunta:- O que voce esta fazendo aqui?- Estou esperando o proximo metro passar pra ir pra casa!9 - Voce esta no caixa e tira um talao de cheques e o caixa olha e pergunta:- Vai pagar em cheque?- Nao! Vou fazer um poema nessa folhinha!10 - Voce acaba de olhar no relogio e alguem te pergunta:- Viu as horas?- Imagina, estava assistindo novela!11 - Voce esta indo com uma bola em direcao ao campo quando alguem fala:- Vai jogar?- Nao, vou estourar pipoca!12 - Voce pede para uma pessoa assinar um documento e ela diz:- Assinar o meu nome?- Nao, assinar a formula de Baskara ou o que quiser...13 - Namorada loira recebendo flores, pergunta:- Sao flores?- Nao, sao cenouras!14 - Na fila da padaria o cara pergunta pra mulher:- Voce esta na fila?- Nao, pisei em um chiclete e estou grudada!15 - O cara ve outro fumando e pergunta:- Puxa! Mas voce fuma?- Nao, eu gosto de bronzear os meus pulmoes.16 - O juiz mostra cartao vermelho para o jogador. Pergunta:- Voce esta me expulsando?- Nao, eu quero saber se voce e daltonico.17 - Dentro de um aviao para os Estados Unidos, um passageiro pergunta ao outro:- Esta indo para os Estados Unidos?- Nao, eu peguei o aviao errado.18 - O cara vai andando pela rua e leva o maior tombo, o sujeito que o socorre pergunta:- Caiu?- Nao! Eu me joguei!19 - O cara esta parado no ponto de onibus. Chega outro cara e pergunta:- Voce vai pegar onibus?- Nao, eu moro aqui neste ponto de onibus!20 - Um amigo encontra outro na rua, e pergunta:- Cortou o cabelo?- Nao caiu.21 - A velhinha pergunta para o neto que chega em casa todo molhado:- Ta chovendo la fora?- Nao, e que todo mundo na rua resolveu me jogar um balde de agua.22 - Garcom pergunta para o casal na mesa:- E para dois?- Nao, eu vou comer e ela vai ficar
olhando pra mim.23 - O ascensorista, no terreo, pergunta:- Sobe?- Nao! Eu vou para os lados!24 - Mulher com bebe no colo. Pergunta:- E seu filho?- Nao, ganhei ele numa rifa!25 - O sujeito esta passeando com seu filho pela rua. Pergunta:- Esse garoto e seu filho?- Nao, agora estou traficando bebes!26 - O camarada caminhando com uma vara de pescar. Pergunta:- Vai pescar?- Nao, a vara e para eu palitar meus dentes!27 - Noiva entrando na igreja, escoltada pelas daminhas de honra. Pergunta:- E casamento?- Nao, e festa junina.28 - Mulher subindo escada de joelhos pra pagar promessa. Pergunta:- A senhora esta pagando promessa?- Nao, nao! E que eu adoro subir escadas de joelhos!29 - Mulher abre a porta para o convidado e pergunta:- Voce veio?- Nao, nao sou eu! E outro, vou vir mais tarde!30 - Apostadora de corrida de cavalos no prado. Pergunta:- A senhorita gosta de corrida de cavalos?- Imagine! Eu venho aqui pra sofrer!31 - O sujeito no caixa do cinema. Pergunta:- Quer uma entrada?- Nao, quero uma saida.32 - Homem com vara de pescar na mao, linha na agua, sentado.- Aqui da peixe?- Nao, da coelhos, gatos, ratos... Peixe costuma dar no meio do mato.33 - Um sujeito voltando do rio com um balde cheio de peixes.- Voce pescou todos?- Nao, alguns sao peixes suicidas e se atiraram no meu balde.34 - Voce vai jantar e sua esposa pergunta:- Posso por a comida no prato?- Nao. Joga no chao e vem puxando com o rodo!35 - No caixa do banco, o sujeito vai descontar um cheque.- Vai levar em dinheiro???-Nao!!! Me da em clipes e borrachinhas!36 - Sujeito entrando em uma agropecuaria. -Tem veneno pra rato?- Tem! Vai levar?-Nao, vou trazer os ratos pra comer aqui!!!37 - Voce esta enchendo um copo com leite e alguem pergunta:- Vai tomar leite?- Nao. Vou deixar em cima da mesa para ver quanto tempo leva pra evaporar!38 - Voce esta de pijama, e com a almofada na mao e vem alguem e pergunta:- Vai durmi?- Nao! Esse e meu novo uniforme escolar.39 - Voce esta no banheiro quando alguem bate na porta e pergunta:- Tem gente?- Nao! E a merda que esta falando!40 - Voce esta puxando uma planta, tentando arranca-la, e vem alguem e pergunta:- Esta tentando arrancar a planta?- Nao! Estou brincando de cabo de guerra com um chines!
The rupted can be any human or animal, and can is everywhere. Get smart!By: yhanviictorThe tracked and that person or figure who is always present in our day to day, whether at school, at work, at home or wherever you are, indepedentimente of the day or night. It is one that when you see his hand in his pocket, not knowing what's inside will soon have asked "me from a". You take a stick of gum, and he will soon calling for "a piece of me." It is one that can not by necessity but by habit.These fast, appear especially during the elections, because the deputies to explore. Where you do not know who he votes. He goes to all commissioning, is the PMDB, PSDB, PT, and PT's, PT's devil, Satan the PT, it goes for everything. Where do you think he will. The more he wants to get out is with a shirt with a cap, trousers, underwear, a valley to put gas in the bike. And he knows how to ask, it's not like these (as) masters (s) of age who reside in rural areas on the site, and when they will ask as sad as they humble themselves, and those who have and when it says "Member, pro you get me. "Look, to get the? If the Member is already accustomed to deny, even more so, he will hug one of them, a swing of just missing the ball down the eyes, and still says, "You are to be of the same family." And who is the family does not receive!" Vincent has a friend of mine, this has become a professional in the art of asking. If you doubt, he attended college and have achieved the degree, specialization, master's, doctoral and postdoctoral studies. This i know to ask, when the representative is there along with the voters and arranges for a babysitter, then he comes by and says: - Member! And everyone looks. Shortly afterwards he says:- You will not let me vote without a pair shoe in these elections do not, right?Oh no denying it, everyone watching. Mr Ai says it all:- Spend it at home, and get a pair of shoes. So when he leaves the deputy takes out his phone and turns to her daughter just saying- Hello, my daughter. The rupted going there is that same. That bastard who took my two whiskers pants, my underwear 3 English and my French perfume that I bought in the stitch-stitch last week. He is now behind a pair of shoes, ask what number he wants and say no! More vicente is an official rupted, you know the right strategies to get there and get what you want. Once there his daughter attends, and he says he was there behind the pair of shoes that the deputy had promised her father. And she asks:- How many? Vincent responds immediately:- Number has not! Surprised and amazed with the response, she asks:- No number? And Vincent replies:- Has not sonhora number! If you give me small I cut the
tip, if you give me great I put in more paper is the shoe I want, go get the shoe.Vincent is not the one who asks rupted by necessity, is the one who asks rupted by vice. To give you an idea I've seen him for even in the church, pro priest. Where the priest had just won a canary Belgian brother, when the bird to sing it to remember the good times they spent together. Vincent very soon rupted, has been asking:- "Father, give me a canary to me." And the priest says:- I go to the canary you, I barely touched the cage and you already want to get my canary man. And Vincent replies: Belgian canary yellow- Give me Father, you do not celebrate mass. Where are you going to have time to take care of canary, it it to me. And the priest says:- I will not not go simbora go!And Vincent, and kept insisting nothing the priest give Canaris. When it was midnight, the priest's phone rings. The priest was thinking that meets his brother, warning that had already arrived in Rio Grande do Sul, which had a good trip. When the priest watch "Hello." Guess who it was that was on the line.- And the canary, you will not give me this canario not? Vincent responds.- Vicente let me sleep, I need to wake up early today. I will celebrate a wedding today, I said that I will not give this canario period. Replies the priest.After that, the priest went to bed and the phone rings again, and again asking for vicente Canaris. And now 1 am 2 am, 2:30 am, 3 am, the priest angry, cut the phone cord. When you cut the phone cord, the priest's cell phone rings, guess who was? Vicente charging the canary. After this the priest threw the phone out the window. When it was at 05:00 in the morning the priest wakes up, all tired, all black eyes sleep, unable to sleep because of Vincent. After the priest awoke, he goes to the bathroom takes a bath then takes a hot, strong coffee, just to stay awake in order to celebrate the marriage. Begins the marriage, the church full, beautiful people, all dressed up, smelling the stench any monkey. Comes the groom, the bride arrives after hours, and the priest begins to celebrate the marriage. After giving the blessing to time and ask the question "If anyone here has anything against this marriage, speak now or forever shut up." Esculta a voice.- ME! The mysterious voice responds.When the priest asks who, guess who was?- Father and canary priest, he will leave it starving? Vincent respondsAfter that, the priest could not stand and say.- Go chipping miserable! Get this right and go to hell canario devil! Excuse me sir by word, the more this boy is from yesterday's annoyed with me this canary. Take the bird immediately, it is at home in the backyard, take advantage and feed as well, if you want to take money from next month's ration
is within the salt pan. Grab the key to my car and drive it for you quickly fade from my sight.After that, the priest managed to end the marriage and Vincent got the canary. Months later a girl comes to confession, and confession that she reveals.- Father, I'm engaged and will marry. More my dream was to marry a virgin, minister anymore, my boyfriend is so insistent. Soon the priest surprised and curious question:- He has a canary?- It has indeed! Replies the girl surprised.And the priest answered quickly.- Look logo, logo, looks right, that boy will fill your bag until you succeed.End!
By: Mr. Miro Valdomiro Aldo 1 - When you see lying there, eyes closed, her bed with the lights off and ask:- You're sleeping?- No. - I'm training to die!2 - When we take an electronic device for the maintenance and technical questions:- Yeah defective?- Not that he was tired of staying home and I brought him to walk.3 - When it's raining and realize that you will face the rain, ask:- Going out in this rain??- No, I'll go next ...4 - When you first get up, here comes an idiot (always) and asks:- Agreed?- No. I'm sleepwalking!5 - Your friend calls and asks for your home:- Where are you?- At the North Pole! A hurricane took my house there!6 - You just take a shower and someone asks:- You took a bath?- No! I plunged into the toilet!7 - You're fishing when someone passes? and questions:- Did you catch all these fish?- No! These are fish that suicide jumped in the bucket!8 - You're at a stopping point for buses? when a friend (is it?!?) question:- What are you doing here?- I'm waiting for the next subway pass to go home!9 - You're in the box and pulls out a checkbook and cash looks and asks:- Will pay by check?- No! I'll make a poem on this leaf!10 - You just look at the clock and someone asks:- You see the time?- Imagine, I was watching soap!11 - You're going to a ball toward the field when someone says:- Going to play?- No, I'm popping popcorn!12 - You ask a person signing a document and it says:- Sign my name?- Do not sign the formula bask or whatever you want ...13 - blonde girlfriend getting flowers, asks:- Those are the flowers?- There are carrots!14 - In line bakery guy asks the woman:- Are you in line?- No, I stepped in some gum and I'm stuck!15 - The guy smoking and sees another question:- Wow! But you smoke?- No, I like to soak my lungs.16 - The judge shows red card to the player. Question:- You're throwing me out?- No, I want to know if you're colorblind.17 - Within a plane to the United States, a passenger asks the other:- It's going to the United States?- No, I took the plane erro18 - The guy walking down the street and will take the biggest tumble, the guy who rescues the question:- Fell?- No! I played!19 - The guy is standing at the bus stop. Another guy comes and asks:- You will take the bus?- No, I live here at this bus stop!20 - A friend meets another on the street, and asks:- Cut your hair?- He did not.21 - The old lady asked for her grandson who comes home all wet:- It's raining outside?- No, is that everyone in the street I decided to throw a bucket of water.22 - Waiter asks for the couple at the table:- It's for two?- No, I'm going to eat and she'll be looking at me.23 - The elevator on the ground floor, asks:- Go
up?- No! I'm going sideways!24 - Woman with baby on her lap. Question:- Is your child?- No, he won in a raffle!25 - The man is walking down the street with his son. Question:- That boy is your son?- No, now I'm peddling babies!26 - The guy walking with a fishing rod. Question:- Go fishing?- No, the stick is for me to pick my teeth!27 - Bride entering the church, bridesmaids escorted by the honor. Question:- It's wedding?- No, it's June Festival.28 - Woman climbing stairs knees promise to pay. Question:- You are paying promise?- No, no! It's what I love to climb stairs on their knees!29 - Woman opens the door to the guest and asks:- You come from?- No, not me! It's another, I will come later!30 - horse racing bets in the meadow. Question:- Miss you like horse racing?- Imagine! I come here to suffer!31 - The guy in the movie box. Question:- Whether an entry?- No, I want a way out.32 - Man with fishing rod in hand, line in the water, sat.- This gives fish?- No, give rabbits, cats, rats usually give ... Fish in the woods.33 - a guy coming from the river with a bucket full of fish.- Did you catch all?- No, some fish are suicidal and jumped in my bucket.34 - You're going to dinner and asked his wife:- I can put food on your plate?- No Play on the floor and is pulling the squeegee!35 - The bank teller, the subject will cash a check.- It will take cash??Do not! I give in clips and rubber bands!36 - a man entering farming.-Has to rat poison?- There! It will take?No, I will bring the rats to eat here!37 - You're filling a glass of milk and someone asks:- Go drink milk?- No. I'm leaving on the table to see how long it takes to evaporate!38 - You're in my pajamas, and with pad in hand and someone comes and asks:- Go to sleep?- No! This is my new school uniform.39 - You're in the bathroom when someone knocks on the door and asks:- There are people?- No! It's shit he's talking about!40 - You're pulling a plant, trying to pull it up, and someone comes and asks:- Are you trying to uproot the plant?- No! I'm playing tug of war with a Chinese!
Obrigado Mae pelos ensinamentos que a senhora me deu, com certeza vao servi para que eu seje uma pessoa melhor! Te amo Mae! Por: yhanvictor & Compania Para relembrar e rir, os ensinamentos que nossas maes nos ensinarao. Era uma forma, hoje condenada pelos educadores e psicologos, mas conserteza funcionou com a gente. E hoje eu agradeco a minha mae, por ter me criado assim. Obrigado Mae, te amo! Minha mae ensinou a VALORIZAR O SORRISO...'ME RESPONDE DE NOVO E EU TE ARREBENTO OS DENTES!'Minha mae me ensinou a RETIDAO.'EU TE AJEITO NEM QUE SEJA NA PANCADA!'Minha mae me ensinou a DAR VALOR AO TRABALHO DOS OUTROS..'SE VOCE E SEU IRMAO QUEREM SE MATAR, VAO PRA FORA. ACABEI DE LIMPAR A CASA!'Minha mae me ensinou a LOGICA E HIERARQUIA...'PORQUE EU DIGO QUE E ASSIM! PONTO FINAL! QUEM E QUE MANDA AQUI?'Minha mae me ensinou o que e MOTIVACAO...'CONTINUA CHORANDO QUE EU VOU TE DAR UMA RAZAO VERDADEIRA PARA VOCE CHORAR!' Minha mae ensinou que SE EU APANHAR NA ESCOLA...QUANDO CHEGAR EM CASA APANHO DE NOVO Minha mae me ensinou a NAO DESOBEDECER OS OUTROS, POR QUE SE NAO...EU APANHARIA PRA COMER SABAO, E APANHAVA DE NOVO PRA SABER QUE SABAO NAO SE COMEMinha mae me ensinou a CONTRADICAO...' FECHA A BOCA E COME!' Minha mae me ensinou que SE EU FOR NAMORAR...TOMAR CUIDADO E USAR CAMISINHA, POR QUE ELA NAO VAI TOMAR CONTA DE NENHUM BEBEMinha Mae me ensinou sobre ANTECIPACAO...'ESPERA SO ATE SEU PAI CHEGAR EM CASA!'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre PACIENCIA...'CALMA!... QUANDO CHEGARMOS EM CASA VOCE VAI VER SO...'Minha Mae me ensinou a ENFRENTAR OS DESAFIOS...'OLHE PARA MIM! ME RESPONDA QUANDO EU TE FIZER UMA PERGUNTA!'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre RACIOCINIO LOGICO...'SE VOCE CAIR DESSA ARVORE VAI QUEBRAR O PESCOCO E EU VOU TE DAR UMA SURRA!'Minha Mae me ensinou MEDICINA...'PARA DE FICAR VESGO MENINO! PODE BATER UM VENTO E VOCE VAI FICAR ASSIM PARA SEMPRE.'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre o REINO ANIMAL...'SE VOCE NAO COMER ESSAS VERDURAS, OS BICHOS DA SUA BARRIGA VAO COMER VOCE!'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre GENETICA...'VOCE E IGUALZINHO AO SEU PAI!'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre minhas RAIZES...'TA PENSANDO QUE NASCEU DE FAMILIA RICA E?'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre a SABEDORIA DE IDADE...'QUANDO VOCE TIVER A MINHA IDADE, VOCE VAI ENTENDER.'Minha Mae me ensinou sobre JUSTICA...'UM DIA VOCE TERA SEUS FILHOS, E EU ESPERO ELES FACAM PRA VOCEO MESMO QUE VOCE FAZ PRA MIM! AI VOCE VAI VER O QUE E BOM!'Minha mae me ensinou RELIGIAO...'MELHOR REZAR PARA ESSA MANCHA SAIR DO TAPETE!'Minha mae me ensinou o BEIJO DE ESQUIMO...'SE RABISCAR DE NOVO, EU ESFREGO SEU NARIZ NA PAREDE!'Minha mae me ensinou CONTORCIONISMO...'OLHA SO ESSA ORELHA! QUE NOJO!'Minha mae me ensinou DETERMINACAO...'VAI FICAR AI SENTADO ATE COMER TODA COMIDA!'Minha mae me ensinou habilidades como VENTRILOGO...'NAO RESMUNGUE! CALA ESSA BOCA E ME DIGA POR QUE E QUE VOCE FEZ ISSO?'Minha mae me ensinou a SER OBJETIVO...'EU TE AJEITO NUMA PANCADA SO!'Minha mae me ensinou a ESCUTAR ...'SE VOCE NAO ABAIXAR O VOLUME, EU VOU AI E QUEBRO ESSE RADIO!'Minha mae me ensinou a TER GOSTO PELOS ESTUDOS...'SE
EU FOR AI E VOCE NAO TIVER TERMINADO ESSA LICAO, VOCE JA SABE!...'Minha mae me ajudou na COORDENACAO MOTORA...'AJUNTA AGORA ESSES BRINQUEDOS!! PEGA UM POR UM!!'Minha mae me ensinou os NUMEROS...VOU CONTAR ATE DEZ. SE ESSE VASO NAO APARECER VOCE LEVA UMA SURRA!Muitas vezes, junto com estes ensinamentos ela aplicava a PSICOLOGIA HAVAIANAS.Aquelas sandalias, que nao soltam as tiras e duram uma eternidade,fabricadas pela Alpargatas. Doi pra cacete, se duvidar ate hoje eu tenho marcas dela no meu bubum...!!!Obrigadao Por Tudo Mae !!!
MANTER LONGE DAS CRIANCAS E ANIMAIS DE ESTIMACAO(Sera que la os cachorros e gatos sao ninjas disfarcados? Nunca vi nenhum mexer em faca!)Numa caixa de luzes para decoracao de Natal:USAR APENAS NO INTERIOR OU NO EXTERIOR(Alguem pode me dizer qual e a 3a opcao?)Nos pacotes de amendoim da Sainsbury:AVISO: CONTEM AMENDOINS(Mania de estragar as surpresas!)Numa serra eletrica da Husqvarna, de fabricacao sueca:NAO TENTE DETER A SERRA COM AS MAOS OU OS GENITAIS(Kit de castracao caseira?)Num saquinho de batatas fritas:VOCE PODE SER O VENCEDOR. NAO E NECESSARIO COMPRAR. DETALHES DENTRO.(sem comentarios)Numa fantasia infantil de Super-Homem:O USO DESSE TRAJE NAO O TORNA APTO A VOAR.(Olha como isso destroi a imaginacao da crianca!)
Thank you Mother for the teachings that you gave me for sure that I will serve seje a better person! I love you Mother!By: yhanviictor & Compania Things our mothers said and didIt was a way, today condemned by educators and psychologists but worked with us. My mother taught VALUE THE SMILE ... 'ANSWER ME YOU AGAIN AND I BURST YOUR TEETH! " My mother taught me to RIGHTEOUSNESS... 'I Straighten OR THAT THE KNOCK!' My mother taught me TO VALUE THE WORK OF OTHERS ..'IF YOU AND YOUR BROTHER WANT TO KILL YOU, GO out. JUST CLEANING THE HOUSE! ' My mother taught me LOGIC AND HIERARCHY ...'BECAUSE I SAY SO WHAT! PERIOD! Who is in charge here? 'My mother taught me what it is ... MOTIVATION'STILL CRYING THAT I'LL TAKE A REAL REASON TO CRY VC!'My mother taught that IF I PICKED UP AT SCHOOL ...'WHEN YOU GET HOME PICKUP NEW'My mother taught me to not disobey OTHERS, WHY IS NOT ...'I picked to eat SOAP, and harvesting of new to SOAP NOT KNOW THAT COME'My mother taught me CONTRADICTION ...'Close your mouth and eat!'My mother taught me that if I ROMANCE ...'TAKE CARE AND CONDOM USE, WHY SHE WILL NOT TAKE ACCOUNT OF ANY BABY'My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION ...'Wait till your father gets home!'My mother taught me ABOUT PATIENCE ...'QUIET! ... When he got home You'll see ... 'My mother taught me to FACE THE CHALLENGES...'LOOK AT ME! Answer me when I ask a question! 'My mother taught me about LOGICAL THINKING ...'IF YOU FALL THAT TREE WILL BREAK THE NECK AND I WILL kick your ass!'My Mother taught me MEDICINE ...'Stop Vesga BE BOY! A WIND CAN BEAT AND YOU WILL FOREVER BE SO. 'My mother taught me about THE ANIMAL KINGDOM...'IF YOU DO NOT EAT THESE VEGETABLES, YOUR BELLY OF THE ANIMALS WILL EAT YOU!'My mother taught me about SEX ...'And how do you think you were good?'My mother taught me about GENETICS ...'You're just like your father!'My mother taught me about my ROOTS ...'You think is BORN RICH FAMILY?'My mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE ...'WHEN YOU HAVE MY AGE, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.'My mother taught me about JUSTICE ...'ONE DAY YOU WILL HAVE YOUR CHILDREN, AND I HOPE THEY DO FOR YOUYOU DO THE SAME TO ME! THERE YOU WILL SEE WHAT'S GOOD! 'My mother taught me RELIGION ...'BETTER PRAY TO LEAVE THE CARPET STAIN THAT!'My mother taught me THE ESKIMO KISS...'IF NEW scribbling, I rubbed his nose on the WALL!'My mother taught me CONTORTIONIST...'Look at this ear! Gross! 'My mother taught me ... DETERMINATION'THERE WILL BE SEATED TO EAT ANY FOOD!'My mother taught me how VENTRILOGO...'Do not grumble! Shut up and tell me WHY DID YOU DO IT? 'My mother taught me TO BE THE OBJECT...'I JUST Straighten with a thud!'My mother taught me to LISTEN ...'IF YOU DO NOT LOWER THE VOLUME, AND THEN I WILL BREAK THIS RADIO!'My mother taught me TO HAVE ENJOYED THE STUDIES.... 'THERE AND IF I DO NOT HAVE YOU DONE THIS LESSON, YOU KNOW !...'My
mother helped me IN TGE MOTOR COORDINATION...'NOW ASSEMBLE THESE TOYS! TAKES ONE BY ONE! 'My mother taught me THE NUMBERS...WILL COUNT TO TEN. IF YOU DO NOT APPEAR THAT VESSEL takes a beating!Often with these teachings she applied to psychology HAVAIANAS.Those sandals that do not loosen the straps and last an eternity,manufactured by Alpargatas. Doi fucking ...!!!Thanks for Everything, Mom!