PA sure is an apple knocker. appletite: Desire for apples. Example: The aroma of apple pie baking will usually stimulate my appletite. appreciagate: Being both grateful and appreciative. Example: I really appreciagate all you've done for me! apropospropriate: Not only right, but right at the right time. Example: His remark was apropospropriate. apulchrous: Not beautiful at all. Example: Unfortunately, there were a lot of apulchrous girls at the party. aquabatty: For one who pretends to be a superhero. Example: The Tick is sooo aquabatty. aquadextrous: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. Example: Becca proved to be aquadextrous when she turned off the bathtub tap with her toes. Aquaman: Derogatory term for someone who's useless--just as Aquaman was useless in the 1970s cartoon show The Superfriends. Example: Doc: You can't borrow your dad's car and drive us? You're useless, Aquaman.Den: So, I guess that means you'll drive. Eh? aquamaroon: A color--like bloody water or something. Example: After the shark attacked, the water was all aquamaroon instead of its normal clear blue color. aquanaut: Condensation that drips off a cold glass and lands on you.Combination of aqua and astronaut. Example: Don't you hate it when your glass drips aquanauts on your blouse? aquarel: Aquatic apparrel. Diving equiptment, and such. Example: Just a mo, got to get me aquarel. araber: One who sells produce on the sidewalk or street, usually from a horse-drawn wagon. Example: The araber paid his assistant in fruit for tending his horse. Arachibutyrophobia: Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth Example: Some people get arachibutyrophobia when they eat sandwiches. arachnospasm: (n) Wild gyrations one makes upon running into an unseen spider web. Example: Derek didn't see the spider web. When it hit him in the face, he flailed wildly--he had an arachnospasm, I'd say. arama!: a suffix you add to the name of someone you are fond of as a greeting(you may have to shorten the name) Example: delerama! (for delyth) arbit: (adj) Existing without order or predetermined reason (from arbitrary). Example: This snowstorm is arbit; we were just supposed to get rain. arbitraitor: A judge who has been or can be bribed. Example: 1. Unfortunately, the International Skating Union seems to select too many arbitraitors to be judges. Not as bad as the basketball officials in the 1972 Olympics, though. 2. I dunno. Was the judge who overturned the murder conviction of Margaret Knoller an arbitraitor? Sure looked more and more that way when she was sentenced to only four years for involuntary manslaughter--and perjury. arborescence, arbo: From the French word for flowchart. Commonly used among Montreal web designers. Example: Hey, did you finish the arborescence yet? I need an arbo before I start working on the interface. arcane logic: Secret or hard to understand logic. Example: Spock readliy shows arcane logic. archistructure: The framework of a design, particularly in software development projects.Concantenation of architecture and structure. Example: The program's archistructure is fundamentally flawed. architectrist: A female architect. (Possibly an architectrix, as well.) Example: She was the greatest