Funny Hick Jokes A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Pa?"The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened again, and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out.The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your ma!"Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles ontheir faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened."First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love tohis mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner."Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand dollars on the lottery,spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?""Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning.""Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector."Thought he was having his picture taken."This is for Americans:Do you know when a girl from Tenn. is a virgin? Answer: when she can outrun her brothers. Se voce nao entendeu depois traduzo, OK. traducao de ingles tecnicoTRADUTOR DE INGLES TECNICOcelinomenezes@pop.com.brtraducao de ingles -technical english translator -sou TRADUTOR DE INGLES celinomenezes@pop.com.br ou celinomenezes@gmail.com para todas as areas universitarias ingles/portugues portugues/ingles. tambem espanhol/portugues e espanhol/ingles. Orcamento a combinar -Maiores informacoes ligue: (35) 9945-8512SKYPE: celinomenezesMSN: celinomenezes@pop.com.br especialista em textos de medicina, com varios trabalhos publicados no exterior (area de parasitologia) criptosporidium e giardia). desde 1992alem de medicina tambem atuo nas areas de eletronica, eletricidade, engenharia, etcAtualmente estou cobrando R$5,00 (cinco reais) a pagina traduzida do ingles para o portugues e R$10,00 (dez reais) do portugues para o ingles. Por exemplo, se vc tiver 10 paginas para traduzir (10 x R$5,00 = R$50,00) OK. Estou no mercado de traducoes tecnicas desde 1990 e atualmente estou atingindo a incrivel marca de 20 mil paginas traduzidas. Maiores informacoes entre em contato comigo. Obrigado. traducao de ingles tecnicoTRADUTOR DE INGLES TECNICOcelinomenezes@pop.com.brtraducao de ingles -technical english translator -sou TRADUTOR DE INGLES celinomenezes@pop.com.br ou celinomenezes@gmail.com para todas as areas universitarias ingles/portugues portugues/ingles. tambem espanhol/portugues e espanhol/ingles. Orcamento a combinar -Maiores informacoes ligue: (35) 9945-8512SKYPE: celinomenezesMSN: celinomenezes@pop.com.br especialista em textos de medicina, com varios trabalhos publicados no exterior (area de parasitologia) criptosporidium e giardia). desde 1992alem de medicina tambem atuo nas areas de eletronica, eletricidade, engenharia, etcAtualmente estou cobrando R$5,00 (cinco reais) a pagina traduzida do ingles para o portugues e R$10,00 (dez reais) do portugues para