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O verbo ETRE em portugues corresponde a dois verbos, que sao o SER e ESTAR. Entao neste caso, teremos duas traducoes que serao usadas conforme o contexto da frase, ou do discurso ok?Presentje suis eu sou eu estoutu es tu es tu estasil est ele e ele estanous sommes nos somos nos estamosvous etes vos sois vos estaisils sont eles sao eles estaoImparfaitj'etais eu era eu estavatu etais tu eras tu estavasil etait ele era ele estavanous etions nos eramos nos estavamosvous etiez vos ereis vos estaveisils etaient eles eram eles estavam Passe composej'ai ete eu fui eu estivetu as ete tu foste tu estivesteil a ete ele foi ele estevenous avons ete nos fomos nos estivemosvous avez ete vos fostes vos estivestesils ont ete eles foram eles estiveramFutur simpleje serai eu serei eu estareitu seras tu seras tu estarasil sera ele sera ele estaranous serons nos seremos nos estaremosvous serez vos sereis vos estareisils seront eles serao eles estarao Hoje veremos um video de um dos programas mais gostosos que ja vi.Un gars, une fille. Voces tentaram entender o que eles estao falando ok?Boa sorte (Bonne Chance) Ha momentos na vida em que tudo de repente setorna um ponto de interrogacao. As perguntas parecem nunca nos deixar - Eagora, o que fazer?, Sera que estou no caminho certo?, E se...?. E saonesses periodos que as decisoes devem ser tomadas, cautelosamente, e claro.Sabendo disso, voces precisam entender uma coisa: estou num momento decisivo daminha vida, por isso todo esse ar misterioso e meio deprimente no texto.No proximo ano, muitas coisas vao acontecer -o Novo Acordo Ortografico Brasileiro sera exigido, Barack Obama deixara de sero homem mais influente do mundo (PS: sua face nao esta estampada em nenhumdinheiro ate agora), O Rock In Rio tera sua 5a edicao realizada (no Rio deJaneiro, por sinal), sem contar os eclipses hibridos e o fato de que haveratelevisoes por todo o territorio do Brasil* -, entao o que voce acha de, desdeja, fazer suas anotacoes e, apos isso, fazer o famoso check-up pra ver se tudoque voce vem sonhando conseguir ja foi conquistado? Sabe todos os quase que ficaramengatados na sua garganta? Porque nao realiza-los e compara-los as decisoesfeitas? A transformacao, a tomada de decisao, vai fazer diferenca.OK, lindo isso, mas voce deve estar seperguntando caso nao tenha vomitado ou fechado a pagina na terceira linha dotexto e ai?. Ai, isso e o que vou fazer e o que eu aconselho fazer. Tenhocerteza de que, quando feito, ficarei mais leve e melhor, mais preparado pracontinuar a vida.Fica a dica. Ate o proximo post.* Obrigado, Wikipedia <3 Seculo XIX, ano 2011. Nunca se falou tanto em redes sociais como agora. Elas foram temas do Enem, de Malhacao e ate de forro. Agora esperam mais um motivo para serem ridicularizadas a nivel nacional. A onda do momento e o Facebook. Foi-se o tempo em que as pessoas se conheciam pelo Orkut. Hoje em dia, se voce pedir para ser adicionado no Orkut, no minimo levara um eu nao uso mais isso, colega. Porque voce nao volta a se
comunicar por fumaca? como resposta. O Twitter ou tuirar, para Luciana Gimenez tambem vem ganhando seu espaco e causando polemica. Polemica que, por sinal, move o Twitter. Nao tem coisa mais legal que sentar e ver as brigas, cutucadas e fofocas que ocorrem nesse lindo espaco harmonioso de 140 caracteres.Mas qual a sua opiniao a respeito das redes sociais? Voce acredita na possibilidade de mas intencoes no uso delas? Bom, eu vou dar as minhas respostas.Para mim, redes sociais sao incriveis. Voce consegue informacao rapida, em tempo real e que so pode ser lida se voce quiser. Voce nao e obrigado a seguir ou adicionar todo mundo. Tudo bem, um retweet ali, outro ali, nao faz mal. O importante e ficar informado.Mas intencoes? So ha ma intencao se a pessoa for ma. Assim como eu posso passar o dia inteiro lendo sobre a politica de desenvolvimento da economia da America Latina, eu tambem posso passar o dia inteiro vendo pornografia (isso nao e uma confissao). Como eu disse, so depende da pessoa.Ou seja, se voce for do bem, voce so vai curtir as redes sociais, agora se voce e da parte do capeta, voce vai tocar o terror pela internet. Na verdade, todo mundo e um pouco dos dois. So cabe a voce saber qual dos dois lados prevalece.
AVISODepois de um longo periodo longe de voces, oFake Nerd voltou a ativa por um motivo muito especial: o meu Trabalho deConclusao de Curso, mais conhecido como TCC ou merda de trabalho que leva maisde 1 ano pra ser concluido e e apresentado em 30 minutos. E claro que eu naovou contar como eu vou fazer isso, mas pelo menos voces ja sabem o porque daminha volta repentina.ANNOUNCEMENTAfter a long time away from you, guys, The Fake Nerd came back tobusiness for a very special reason: my Term Paper, widely known as this damnpaper or even this f*cking paper that takes more than 1 year to be done andless than 30 minutes to be presented. Of course Im not going to tell you howIll do this, but at least you already know the reason Im suddenly back. Its always the same thing: family gets together, an amazing feast is made, many gifts are bought and few are received. Christmas is one of those dates that has predictable but always surprising rituals (ignore the antithesis).To many people, Christmas only is cool if it has food. To other people, too. Ok, we know that Christmas celebrates the born of Jesus, who brought peace and oneness to Earth, and so on... but only four things make Christmas more special than the other ordinary days: the feast, the food, the dishes that will be filled with food and food, just to enhance its importance.This year, Santa Claus didnt bring me many gifts. Actually, I just received one: an after shave lotion. Guess who gave me it? My sweet lovely mother, who knows me so bad that she gave me an after shave lotion to me, who have only six lints attached under my chin. With a mother like her, who needs any enemies? But its always like this: family gets together and the Santas Friend is set up. People take a name, go buying the gifts and always go home upset with the gifts after the change. Usually, when the coincidence helps, the husband takes his wifes name or the mother takes her sons name, the gifts bought are worth that didnt work in my case.As I said before, with such troll mother like her, who needs any enemies?So we have the rest of the family, that doesnt calm down until not embarrass every single child with those terrible questions like What about you girlfriend, when will we met her? or What about the marriage, when is it gonna happen? or even What about the kids, when is it gonna happen?Wait up!There are just two persons that are able to embarrass anyone in seconds: the uncle and the aunt. Im not saying I dont like my family, not at all. But we always have this kind of relative. Yesterday (25), my relatives got late, ate and drank more than anyone in the house and ended the night dancing their ass off in the living room. Its incredible how aunts that consider themselves singers end together. They think they are the over age Destinys Child. Learn something,
ladies: the one who was born Rebecca Black never will be Mariah Carey.Anyway.Ah, the Christmas...always predictable. Next year will be the same thing again. The same emotions, the same Merry Christmas and the same Im so sorry for Ive done to you. Maybe wont. What if next year you cannot make a feast, or buy gifts, or receive a Santas Friend gift that sounds cool, huh? or lose someone in your family. If this happens, Christmas will suck. The trick is to learn to live with predictability, with the routines. The trick is learning to live the Christmas spirit. The trick is to be happy no matter what happens.Merry Christmas, buddies. See you next post!
There are moments in life when everything suddenly becomes a question mark.Questionsseem like never letting us alone What now? What am I gonna do?, Am I on the right way?, What if...?. And its inthese periods that some decisions must be made, carefully, of course. Knowingthis, you have to understand one thing: Im on a decisive moment of my life,thats why this text has all this mysterious depressing thing.Next year, there will be many things happening the Brazilian New OrthographicAgreement will be required, Barack Obama will not be the most influentialperson in the world (PS: his face hasnt been printed in any penny so far), thefifth edition of Rock In Rio will be celebrated (at Rio de Janeiro, by the way),not counting the hybrid eclipses and the fact that there will be televisionsall over Brazils territory* -, so what do you think of, starting now, takingsome notes and, after this, do the famous check-up to check if everything thatyouve been dreamed to get was already gotten? You know all these almost thathavent made your life great? Why dont you actually do them and then comparethem to the decisions made? The transformation, the decision taking, certainlywill make difference.OK, beautiful, but you must be questioning yourselves in case you haventthrown up or closed this page while reading the third line of this text sowhat? So, this is what Im going to do and this is what I recommend. Im surethat, after this is done, Ill be lighter, better, more prepared to continueliving.Heres the tip. See you next post.* Thanks, Wikipedia <3 E sempre a mesma coisa: familia se reune, um lindo banquete e feito, varios presentes sao comprados, poucos sao recebidos. O Natal e uma daquelas datas com rituais previsiveis, mas sempre surpreendentes.Para muitos, o Natal so tem graca se tiver comida. Para os outros, tambem. Tudo bem, sabemos que no Natal se comemora o nascimento de Jesus, que trouxe a paz e a unidade para a Terra, etc... mas apenas quatro coisas fazem do Natal uma data mais que especial: o banquete, a comida, os pratos onde se vao comer e a comida, so pra realcar sua importancia.Esse ano, o Papai Noel nao me trouxe muitos presentes. Na verdade, so ganhei um: uma locao pos-barba. Adivinhem de quem? Da minha querida e adoravel mae, que me conhece tanto a ponto de dar uma locao pos-barba para mim, que tenho apenas seis fios grudados no meu queixo. E olha que nao foi o detestavel Amigo da Onca. Mas e sempre assim: a familia se reune e o tradicional Amigo Invisivel e montado. As pessoas tiram os nomes, vao comprar o presente e sempre saem tristes depois da troca. Geralmente, quando a coincidencia ajuda, o marido tira o nome da mulher ou a mae tira o nome do filho e os presentes valem a pena isso nao se aplicou no meu caso.Com uma mae muito troll, quem precisa do resto da familia?Ainda tem o resto da familia, que nao sossega ate constranger todas as criancas com as terriveis perguntas do estilo E a namorada, quando
vamos conhecer? ou E o casamento, quando vai acontecer? ou ate E o filho, quando vai acontecer?.Comportem-se!Existem dois seres humanos que sao capazes de envergonhar uma pessoa em questao de segundos: o tio e a tia. Nao estou dizendo que nao gosto da minha familia, nao mesmo. Mas sempre tem esse tipo de parente. Ontem (25), meus tios chegaram atrasados, comeram e beberam mais que todo mundo e ainda terminaram a noite se querendo no salao. E incrivel como as tias que se acham cantoras acabam junto, se achando o Destinys Child da terceira idade. Aprendam: quem nasceu Rebecca Black jamais sera Mariah Carey.Ah, o Natal, sempre previsivel. Ano que vem sera a mesma coisa, as mesmas emocoes, o mesmo Feliz Natal e o mesmo Desculpe por tudo que fiz no ano. Ou nao. Ja pensou se ano que vem voce nao consegue fazer um banquete, ou nao compre presentes, ou nao receba presentes de Amigo Invisivel isso soa legal, nao? ou perde alguem da sua familia. Se isso acontecer, o Natal sera um saco. O jeito e aprender a conviver com a previsibilidade, com as rotinas. O jeito e aprender a viver o espirito natalino. O jeito e ser feliz, nao importa o que aconteca.Feliz Natal, amigos. Vejo voces no proximo post.
21st century, year 2011. Internet social networks have never been focused this way as they are nowadays. They have been subject of Enem*, Malhacao** and even forro***. Now they wait one more reason to be ridiculed nationally. Facebook is the king of the Hill. The time when people met each other by Orkut is gone. Nowadays, if you ask someone to be add on Orkut, at least youll have an I dont even use it anymore, dude. Why dont you chat by smoke? as an answer has also taking its bite and making polemic. Polemic, by the way, that improves Twitter. Theres nothing cooler than sitting and watching the fights, prodding and gossips that happen in this beautiful harmonious cyberspace of 140 characters. Anyway, whats your opinion about these internet social networks? Do you believe in the possibility of bad intentions in its use? Well, Ill show my point. To me, internet social networks are awesome. You can get fast information, in real time and you just read if you want. Youre not obligated to follow or add everybody. Ok, one retweet here, other there, it doesnt matter. Being well informed is what matter.Bad intentions? The bad intention just exists if the person is bad. I can spend the whole day reading about the Latin Americas politic of improvement or watching porn (its not a confession). As I said, it depends only on the person. If youre good, youll just enjoy the internet social networks, but if you came from hell, youll put the internet on fire. Actually, everybody is a little bit of both. Its up to you to know which of these sides you belong. *An exam that is made during two day. Its historic is not that good. Year by year some answers have been shared (or mysteriously guessed by the students) and the students are fucking worried about it, because for some of them, this exam is their opportunity of joining a college. **A teen soap opera that is on air since the Big bang. The internet social networks dont deserve this kind of tribute. ***A Brazilian kind of music that is danced in the difficult two steps there, two steps here system. In some regions, forro is danced before asexual relation. If you came here to read this post thinking it was a resume, synopsis or a review of this perfect Julia Robert movie, you did came to the wrong place. The Fake Nerd hereby shows that everything in life is about cycle. Its all about the cycle of life. We grow, we eat, we pray and we love not in this same order, of course, but what matters is the act of doing those things. According to me many researches done in the south of Sweden, people have the tending of being depressed after relationship endings, but they get over the past and get ready to have a broken heart in a very short time. Based on these broken-hearted people who cry their ass off just by seeing a lonely leaf floating on the wind, we
made a playlist for you to hear in these stages of life.LoveIts very important to listen to a good song. It does not matter if its before, if its during or after seeing your love. In this stage, everything is fine, everything is great and nothing else matters but being side-by-side with your baby love.1. Whats My Name? (Rihanna feat Drake): Rihanna is super eclectic. She is that kind of singer that can sing any style of music except, of course, Mariah Careys song and Whats My Name was thought for the couple that cant stand being apart. Its too much obsession, honey.2. Stickwitu (The Pussycat Dolls): You can listen to this song when youre thinking about love, about how much you cant stand away from each other. Its such a great song for the passionate ones.3. No Air (Chris Brown feat Jordin Sparks): Thats excellent for those amazing romances. Its damn much hard to breathe if the person is not there. Just by thinking about her (him) being distant, everything gets bad, turns to gray, everyt... OMG, I WANNA KILL MYSELF RIGHT NOW!4. Lucky (Jason Mraz feat Colbie Caillat): Its the perfect song for those ones who want to enjoy all the moments beside your baby love. Lucky is that kind of song that pleases every couple and its such a beautiful declaration.5. Endless Love (Diana Ross feat Lionel Richie): Ok, everything is beautiful, everything is great, but you know when THATs the thing? So Endless Love is the hit of that moment. Its almost an anthem of marriages and come on! classics never lose their value.EatThis is the worst stage ever! You know that you are living it when that big love whose you didnt breathe if it was distant, that endless love, that love that makes even you forget your own name, hurts you and you seem like... a loser. Listening to a good sad song is the best remedy to cure this Im down thing.1. We Belong Together (Mariah Carey): WBT touches you deep inside, deep within, and brings back all the good memories. A great tip is to sing it crying and screaming. Its such a relief.2. Linger (The Cranberries): The voice, the guitar, the lyrics. Linger is formed by elements that make the Im down thing longer, more painful. Anyway, if you are in a bad moment with your ex love, this is the song, without a doubt.3. How Could An Angel Break My Heart (Tony Braxton): No matter how old you are, youve certainly heard this song. Its the flagship for all I said ALL the love songs programs that use to be on air at dawn. Sometimes, when this song ends, even the announcers need a while to recover.4. All By Myself (Celine Dion): A classic! The one who has never seen Emma Pillsbury (from Glee) crying and screaming in the rain doesnt know and doesnt even understand the despair represented by this song. All by Myself is the anthem of loneliness, is THE song of depression.5. Someone Like You (Adele): It seems like
our dear singer-songwriter has been lived her 21 years suffering of love. SLY makes anyone think and rethink about all the things that the person has been through besides the other one. Nowadays, it involves the sleepless nights in the lonely world.PrayToo many metaphors in this stage of life. Many people get the praying thing straight, but the majority just wants to get over this, no matter how it happens. In this stage of life, we have forgotten all the bad things that occurred and we are focused on this spiritual recuperation. And its after this period that people start going to the health club and getting body-shaped, so theyll be able to say on your face, bitch! to the new hooker of their last relationship.1. Hero (Mariah Carey): Another classic. Hero comes along with the strength to carry people since the 90s. Mariah whos not all about grease is also know by her self-esteem determination on winning and overcoming songs. If you really want to get over of all that youve been through, this song has to be on your playlist.2. Get It Right (Glee Cast): Lea Michele performs this song and does touch all the broken-hearted people. GIR has some very nice lyrics, but pay attention to the so I throw up my fist, throw a punch in the air and accept the truth that sometimes life isn't fair. Its great!3. I Look To You (Whitney Houston): Of course Whitney was supposed to be in you post-depression playlist. OLTY has made success in Viver a Vida1 and has gotten to bring hope back to many people.4. Security (Joss Stone): Friends. On this song, Joss Stone says exactly what friends can do to help. And more, she also caresses our ear with her beautiful voice. Friends are essential for the recuperation process: call out your friends and go to a party what takes us to the last song.5. Club Cant Even Handle Me Right Now (Florida feat David Guetta): On this stage, you are supposed to be semi-cured, ready to glow and set fire to the dance floor. The mixing of Guetta and the Floridas hip-hop inspire many minds. Who knows if one of these minds is not yours? Well, friends, those were the tips of a nerd. Its up to you follow them or not. But they worked well with me, yeah they did. Have a great time!~Viver a Vida was a very successful soap opera spread in Brazil.
Se voce veio ler esse post pensando que e algum resumo, sinopse, resenha, critica do filme perfeito da Julia Roberts, voce veio ao lugar errado. O The Fake Nerd veio, atraves deste, mostrar que tudo na vida e questao de ciclo. Tem tudo a ver com o ciclo da vida. Crescemos, comemos, rezamos e amamos nao nessa mesma ordem, claro, mas o ato de fazer e o que importa.De acordo comigo estudos feitos no sul da Suecia, pessoas tem tendencia a ficarem depressivas apos terminos de relacionamentos, mas superam o passado e ficam prontas para quebrar a cara novamente em um intervalo de tempo muito curto. Com base nos coracoes apaixonados de pessoas que morrem chorando ao ver uma folha solitaria voando ao vento, criamos uma playlist para voce ouvir nessas tres etapas da vida.AmarE muito importante ouvir uma boa musica seja antes, durante ou depois de ver a (o) amada (o). Nesse estagio da vida, tudo sao flores e nada mais importa alem de estar lado a lado com o seu amorzinho.1. Whats My Name? (Rihanna feat Drake): Rihanna e super ecletica. Ela e o tipo de cantora que pode cantar qualquer estilo de musica com excecao, e claro, de musicas da Mariah Carey e Whats my name foi feita para o casal que nao consegue se desgrudar. Uma viadagem so, tiquedomain.2. Stickwitu (The Pussycat Dolls): Voce escuta essa musica quando estiver pensando no amor, em o quanto voces nao conseguem ficar longe um do outro. E uma otima musica para os apaixonados.3. No Air (Chris Brown feat Jordin Sparks): Excelente para quando o amor e tanto, que e dificil ate de respirar quando a pessoa esta longe. So de pensar na possibilidade da (o) amada (o) estar distante, fica tudo dificil, tudo escroto, tud... OPA, QUERO PARAR DE RESPIRAR!4. Lucky (Jason Mraz feat Colbie Caillat): E a musica ideal para aproveitar todos os momentos possiveis juntos. Lucky e do tipo que agrada todos os casais e e uma declaracao linda.5. Endless Love (Diana Ross feat Lionel Richie): Ok, tudo lindo, tudo otimo, mas sabe quando o babado e certo? Entao, Endless Love e o hit desse momento. E quase um hino dos casamentos e convenhamos classicos nao perdem nunca o seu valor.ComerEsse e o pior estagio de todos. E quando aquele grande amor com o qual voce nao respiraria caso o mesmo estivesse distante, aquele amor sem fim, aquele amor que te faz esquecer o proprio nome, te magoa e voce fica la, na merda. Ouvir uma boa musica triste e o melhor remedio para curar essa fossa.1. We Belong Together (Mariah Carey): WBT toca la dentro, bem fundo, e tras todas as lembrancas boas a tona. Uma otica dica e cantar a musica gritando e chorando. E um #ALIVIOEMCRISTO.2. Linger (The Cranberries): A voz, o violao, a letra. Linger e composta de elementos que tornam a fossa prolongada, mais dolorida. De qualquer forma, se voce esta numa pior com o ex-amor, essa e a musica, sem sombra de duvidas.3. How Could An Angel Break My Heart (Tony Braxton): Nao