Well I woke up this morningOn the wrong side of the bedAnd how I got to thinkingAbout all the things you saidAbout ordinary peopleAnd how they make you sickAnd if callin' names kicks back on youThen I hope this does the trick...................................................................................'Cause I'm sick of your complainingAbout how many billsAnd I'm sick of all your bitching'Bout your poodles and your pillsAnd I just can't see no humorAbout your way of lifeAnd I think I can do more for youWith this here fork and knife...................................................................................(Chorus)Eat The RichThere's only one thing that they are good forEat The RichTake one bite now - come back for moreEat The RichI gotta get this off my chestEat The RichTake one bite now - spit out the rest...................................................................................So I called up my head shrinkerAnd I told him what I'd doneHe said you best go on a dietYeah, I hope you have some funAnd a don't go burst the bubbleOn rich folks who get rude'Cause you won't get in no troubleWhen you eat that kind of food......................................................................................................Now they're smoking up their junk bondsAnd then they go get stiffAnd they're dancing in the yacht clubWith Muff and uncle BiffBut there's one good thing that happens........................................................................................................When you toss your pearls to swineTheir attitudes may taste like shitbut go real good with wine.....................................................................................................Believe in all the good thingsThat money just can't buyThen you won't get no bellyacheFrom eating humble pieI believe in rags to richesYour inheritance won't lastSo take your Gray Poupon my friendAnd show it up your ass.......................................................................................................All the Slang City in this lyric and their meaning 1- Wake up on the wrong side of the bed = Wake up in a bad mood. 2- call names = to call people bad names 3- kick back on somebody = to come back to cause somebody trouble 4- Do the trick = work 5- 'cause = because 6- Bitching = complaining 7- 'bout = about 8 - Poodles = regarding to a French dog ( it means elegant/snobbish) 9 - No humor = any humor10- I gotta get this off my chest = I have got to reveal this11- Head shrinker = psychiatrist12- Burst the bubble = destroy the ego13- No trouble = any trouble14-junk bonds = a bond that offers a high percentage of profit, but also has a high risk of losing money.15- stiff = drunk16- Muffy = female.17- Biff = male . (stereotypical nicknames of rich people in the Northeast of the U.S.)18- toss your pearls to swine = give something valuable to someone worthless (reference to Matthew 7:6 in the Bible: "Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.")19- taste like shit = taste bad20- bellyache = stomachache21- eating humble pie = addmiting that you are wrong22- in rags to riches = that poor people can become rich.23- Gray poupon = some kind of mustard advertised as being preferred by rich snobs24- shove it up your ass = Well, literally it means ( put it forcefully in