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adiantado no outro...# Voce nasce sem pedir e morre sem querer. Aproveite o intervalo!# Numa coisa homens e mulheres concordam: ambos nao confiam em mulheres.# Se o passaro Joao-de-barro cagasse barro, meu pai fazia tijolo.# Fiado e igual a barba, se nao cortar so cresce.# Mulher de amigo meu e que nem cebola: Eu como chorando.# Eu nao quero um principe, eu quero um homem que seja capaz de cativar meu coracao sem eu ter que me esforcar pra gostar dele.# Voce nao foi o homem que eu pedi a Deus, mas foi o melhor que ele me deu.# So existem dois tipos de mulheres, as que me amam, ou as que ainda nao me conhecem.# As nuvens sao como chefes...Quando desaparecem, o dia fica lindo.# Mais vale um amigo cachorro do que dois amigos bambi. Dito popular na Macholandia# Um amigo de verdade nao e aquele que separa uma briga, mas sim, aquele que ja chega dando voadora.# Promocao: Peca Fiado e ganhe um NAO!!!# Se for dirigir nao beba, se for beber me chame!!!# 24 horas num dia, 24 cervejas numa caixa. Coincidencia?# Quando li sobre os problemas que a bebida causa, deixei de ler.# Coma merda! Milhoes de moscas nao podem estar erradas...# Se um dia voce sentir um vazio em voce, coma que e fome!!!# As mulheres perdidas sao as mais procuradas.# O que ha de comum entre um bolo queimado, cerveja estourada e mulher gravida??? Nada, mas se voce tivesse tirado antes, nada disso teria acontecido...# Se homossexualismo fosse normal, Deus teria criado Adao e Ivo.# Beijo nao mata a fome, mas abre o apetite...# Mulheres sao como traducoes: as boas nao sao fieis e as fieis nao sao boas...# Sogra e como onca: todos temos que preservar, mas ninguem quer ter em casa.# Mulher feia e igual a ventania, so quebra galho.# Em dia de tempestades e trovoadas, o local mais seguro e perto da sogra, nao ha raio que a parta!!!# O duro nao e carregar o peso do chifre... e sustentar a vaca.# Eu bebo pra ficar ruim mesmo, porque se fosse pra ficar bom, eu tomava remedio!# O chifre e como o consorcio...quando voce menos espera e contemplado!# Casar e trocar a admiracao de varias mulheres, pela critica de uma so!!# Nas horas dificeis da vida, voce deve levantar a cabeca, estufar o peito e dizer de boca cheia: Agora fudeu!!!# Nao ria de tudo, pois quem acha tudo gozado, e faxineira de motel...# Se sua sogra e uma joia, nos temos a caixinha perfeita! Funeraria Va com Deus# A mulher mais feliz do mundo e a namorada do Saci, pois ela sabe que se levar um pe na bunda, quem cai e ele.# Eu bebo pouco, mas este pouco me transforma em outra pessoa; e essa outra pessoa bebe pra caralho!!!# O Brasil e um pais geometrico.... tem problemas angulares, discutidos em mesas redondas, por um monte de bestas quadradas.# Para que levar a vida a serio, se nos nascemos duma gozada??!!!# Gaucho que e gaucho nao navega na internet; atravessa a
nado!# O assaltante pede seu dinheiro ou sua vida; as mulheres querem os dois.# Um homem de sucesso e o que ganha mais dinheiro do que sua mulher consegue gastar. Uma mulher de sucesso e a que consegue encontrar um homem desses.# Sexo nao tem nada a ver com amor. Tanto isso e verdade que o governo me fode ha 51 anos e eu nao sou apaixonado por ele...# Mulher gorda e que nem Ferrari: quando sobe na balanca vai de zero a cem em um segundo...# Quando voce passar na rua e ficarem te olhando, nao se sinta o maximo... O feio e o ridiculo tambem chamam a atencao..# Aprenda uma coisa: o mundo nao gira em torno de voce. So quando voce bebe demais.# Se um dia a vida lhe der as costas, passe a mao na bunda dela.# Todo mundo tem cliente. So traficante e analista de sistemas e que tem usuario.# Os psiquiatras dizem que uma em cada quatro pessoas tem alguma deficiencia mental. Fique de olho em tres dos seus amigos. Se eles parecerem normais, o retardado e voce!!# Otario nao e aquele que envia ou recebe SPAM, mas sim, quem os responde...# Simpatico Stress e o espaco de tempo entre uma pescaria e outra.# As mulheres sao como vinho: com o passar dos anos, umas refinam, outras azedam. E as que azedam, e por falta de rolha.# Alguns homens amam tanto suas mulheres, que para nao as gastarem, preferem usar as dos outros.# As nuvens sao como chefes... quando desaparecem, o dia fica lindo!# Se nao puder ajudar, atrapalhe. Afinal, o importante e participar.# Se voce esta se sentindo sozinho, abandonado, achando que ninguem liga para voce... atrase um pagamento...# Passar a mulher para tras e facil, dificil e passar adiante!# O natal e injusto, o peru morre e a missa e do galo.# Se voce e feio, pobre, burro e, mesmo assim, tem um monte de mulher dando em cima de voce, so tem uma explicacao: Voce mora embaixo de um prostibolo.# Parente quando vem pra casa e que nem peixe, passou de tres dias comeca a feder.# Se o mundo fosse bom, bebe nao nascia chorando.# Estou mais perdido que filho da puta em dia dos pais.# Peito de mulher e igual autorama, feito para crianca mas so adulto brinca.# O casamento, tal como e, e uma coisa estranha, mas afinal de contas, ainda nao se achou coisa melhor.# O motorista ideal para o Papa-Movel e o Rubens Barrichello finalmente ele poderia andar na frente do alemao, dirigindo devagar e com os brasileiros aplaudindo.# Nao leve a vida tao a serio, afinal, voce nao vai sair vivo dela mesmo.# Solteiro e um sujeito que chega toda manha ao trabalho vindo de uma direcao diferente.# Se nao andasse de onibus nos horarios de pico, a minha vida sexual seria zero.
Bom to sem palavras para esse fato!!!!!!!!Meu olha so o cabelo desse cara meu Deus o que e isso,acho que esse cara ta na cadeia por que brigou com o barbeiro sei lacara louco.Ele esta achando que esta dando uma coletiva para a imprensa.Olha esse olhar 43 confeco que fiquei ate com medo!!!!!!!!! Paro!Paro!Paro!Sente so a maozinha bobae o camisa 9 finge que nem ta percebendotipo assim"AI QUI DELICIA APERTA APERTA APERTA NOSSA ASSIM EU ATE ARREPIO"o SEU JUIZ ISSO E PENALT DA VERMELHO EXPULSA ELES DO FUTEBOLO QUE E ISSO MEU AMIGOPELO AMOR DOS MEUS FILINHOS O QUE QUE EU VOU DIZER LAH EM CASA! sem comentarios para essa situacao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!olha so mano isso e uma avalange de mulher preste bem atencao nessas tres da frente(73,74,75)elas estao correndo pensando assim"quequeico meu Deus e um tsunami,e um tornado,um trem desgovernado n sao as corredoras malukas"e olha bem no roda pe da foto a frase"passa por cima"se n for por cima vai ser por onde entao??meu Deus cada coisa que me aparece e muito pra minha cabeca PlotLuke Skywalker initiates a plan to rescue the frozen in carbonite Han Solo from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt with thehelp of Princess Leia, Lando Calrissian,Chewbacca, C-3PO and R2-D2. Leia infiltrates Jabba's palace on Tatooine disguised as a bounty hunter and releases Han, but Leia is captured andenslaved and Han is detained. Luke arrives a week later and allows himself tobe captured. After surviving an attempted feeding to the Rancor,Jabba sentences Luke and Han to be executed by the monstrous Sarlacc. Luke breaks free, retrieving his newly-constructed lightsaber from R2-D2 and a large battle erupts; in the ensuing chaos, Leiastrangles Jabba to death, Han inadvertently knocks Boba Fett into the gaping maw of the Sarlacc and Luke, escaping with his allies,destroys Jabba's sail barge. While Han and Leia meet with the other Rebels,Luke returns to Dagobah, only to find that Yoda is dying.With his last breaths, Yoda confirms thatDarth Vader is Luke's father and that Luke must confront him again to become a trueJedi Knight; he also mentions "another Skywalker". The spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi reveals that the "other Skywalker" Yoda spoke of is Luke'stwin sister, who Luke discovers is Leia. Obi-Wan then tells Luke that he must confrontVader once more to defeat the Galactic Empire afterconfirming that Vader was originally Anakin Skywalker.The Rebel Alliance learns that the Empire has been constructing a new Death Star. In a plan to destroy the new weapon, Han leads astrike team to destroy the battle station's shield generator on the moon Endor,allowing a squadron of starfighters to enter the incomplete superstructure anddestroy the station from within. Returning from Dagobah, Luke joins the striketeam along with Leia and the others. The strike team travels to Endor in anImperial shuttle; Vader senses Luke's presence on the shuttle, but lets themthrough so that they will be ambushed by the Imperial forces lying in wait onEndor. Sensing Vader's presence, Luke fears he is endangering the mission byhis presence.On Endor,Luke and his companions encounter a tribe of Ewoks and form apartnership with them. Later,
Luke confesses to Leia that she is his sister,that Vader is their father and that he is leaving to confront him, thinkingthat there is still good in him. Luke surrenders to Imperial troops, so thatthey will bring him to Vader. He unsuccessfully tries to convince Vader to turnfrom the dark side, but Vader takes Luke to the Death Star to meet Emperor Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid), his Sith master andleader of the Empire.Luke learnsthat the Death Star is fully operational and set to destroy the Rebellion onceand for all. On Endor, the Rebels are captured by Imperial forces, but asurprise counterattack by the Ewoks allows the Rebels to launch an attack.Meanwhile, Lando leads the Rebel fleet in the Millennium Falcon to the Death Star, only to find the station's shield is still up andthe Imperial fleet waiting for them. Palpatine tempts Luke to givein to his anger and join the dark side of the Force.Luke and Vader engage in a lightsaber duel. Vader discovers that Luke has asister, and is about to suggest something terrible will happen to Leia such asturning to the Dark Side or being killed when Luke snaps, interrupting Vader'ssentence. He severs Vader's right hand in a rage, disarming him. Realizing thathe is beginning to share his father's fate, Luke refuses Palpatine, declaringhimself a Jedi. Palpatine attacks him with Force lightning. Unable towatch his son suffer, Anakin reemerges from within Vader and throws Palpatinedown a reactor shaft to his death, but is mortally wounded by Palpatine'slightning. The redeemed Anakin Skywalker (Sebastian Shaw/Hayden Christensen) asksLuke to remove his mask and tell Leia that there was good in him after all; hethen dies, finally at peace.On Endor,the strike team, with the help of the Ewoks, defeats the Imperial forces anddestroys the shield generator, allowing the Rebel fleet to launch a finalassault on the Death Star. Lando leads the remaining ships deep into thestation's core and destroys the main reactor. Luke escapes on Palpatine'sImperial shuttle with his father's body before the Death Star explodes, whileLando escapes in the Falcon. On Endor, Han tells Leia that heknows she loves Luke and offers to step aside; she tells him that Luke is herbrother and kisses him. That evening, Luke returns to Endor and cremates hisfather's body and armor on a funeral pyre. As the Rebels celebrate the end of the Empire,Luke sees the spirits of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda and a redeemed Anakin Skywalkerproudly watching over them.Cast Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker: In theyear since his encounter with Darth Vader in Cloud City, Luke has nearly completed his Jedi training. Harrison Ford as Han Solo: Frozen in carbonite by Darth Vader in Cloud City, and taken to Jabba the Hutt, Han is freed byPrincess Leia, only to be sentenced to death by Jabba the Hutt. He escapes withthe group after Luke arrives at Jabba's palace. Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa: Aprincess from Alderaan, Leia has been aiding Luke in his search for Han. Itis later revealed that she is actually Luke's twin sister. Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian: After Cloud City was taken over
by theEmpire, Lando joined the Rebel Alliance, and aided Luke in his search for HanSolo. He would later use the Millennium Falcon, Han Solo's ship, to lead anattack on the Death Star. Anthony Daniels as C-3PO:Luke Skywalker's protocol droid for human-cyborg relations, 3PO is instrumentalin establishing friendly relations between the Rebels and the Ewoks on Endor,who mistakenly believe him to be a god. Kenny Baker as R2-D2: Luke Skywalker's astromech droid. Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca: Han Solo's Wookiee co-pilot and best friend, introduced in Revenge ofthe Sith. Sebastian Shaw as Anakin Skywalker: Luke's father, Anakin, was a Jedi Knightbefore being seduced by the dark side of the Force and becoming Darth Vader.Shaw was partly replaced by Hayden Christensen in the 2004DVD release of the film.
and dares to question his leadership. Ki-Adi-Mundiis a Jedi Master who sits at the Jedi Council and General in the Clone Wars. Temuera Morrison asCommander Cody and Clone Troopers: Cody and the clone troopers arepart of the army for the Republic. As seen in Attack of the Clones,they are the clones of the bounty hunterJango Fett. Christopher Lee as Count Dooku /Darth Tyranus: He is a Sith apprentice to Darth Sidious, Leader ofthe Separatists, and Grievous' superior. Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca:Chewbacca is a Wookiee who is friendly with Yoda, and fights alongsidehim in the Battle of Kashyyyk.
and destroys the TIE Fighters and the blastsends Darth Vader spiralling away. Then Luke successfully destroys the DeathStar seconds before it can fire on the rebel base. Luke and Han aresubsequently awarded medals by Leia for their heroism.Cast Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker:Luke is a young man who was raised by his aunt and uncle on the remote, desertworld Tatooine.He dreams of something greater than his current position in life and eventuallyfinds it. Harrison Ford as Han Solo:Han is a cynical smuggler whom Luke and Obi-Wan meet at the Mos Eisley Cantina. They hire him to take themto Alderaan in his ship, the MillenniumFalcon, which is co-piloted by Chewbacca. Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia Organa: Leia is a member of theImperial Senate and a leader of the Rebel Alliance.She plans to use the stolen Death Starplansto find the station's weakness. Peter Cushing as Grand MoffTarkin: Tarkin is the commander of the Death Star and a RegionalGovernor of the Galaxy. He leads the search for the Rebel Base, hoping todestroy it. Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan"Ben" Kenobi: Obi-Wan is an aging man who served as a JediKnight and then Jedi Master during the Clone Wars. Early in the film, Kenobiintroduces Luke to the Force. Anthony Daniels as C-3PO: 3PO is a protocoland interpreter droid who also falls into Luke's hands. He is rarely withouthis counterpart droid, R2-D2. Kenny Baker as R2-D2: R2 is an astromechdroid who is carrying the Death Star plans and a secret message for Obi-Wanfrom Princess Leia. Peter Mayhew as Chewbacca:Chewie is Han Solo's sidekick, a 200 year old Wookiee andco-pilot of the Millennium Falcon.
army. AsDooku demands their surrender, Yoda arrives with the clone army and rescues thesurvivors of the battle.As a large battle erupts between theRepublic's clone army and the Separatists' droid forces, Obi-Wan and Anakinengage Dooku in a lightsaber duel. Dooku defeats them both,injuring Obi-Wan and severing Anakin's right arm, but then Yoda arrives tochallenge the Count. Unable to defeat Yoda, Dooku flees in his ship toCoruscant, taking the blueprints for an ultimateweapon with him. He ismet in an isolated hangar by his Sith master, Darth Sidious, who states thateverything is going as planned now that the galaxy is at war. As the Jedigravely acknowledge the start of the Clone Wars, Palpatine oversees thelaunching of several battalions of clone troopers. Meanwhile, Anakin nowfitted with an artificial arm and Padme secretly marry on Naboo, with C-3PO and R2-D2 as witnesses.Cast Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi:A Jedi Knight and mentor to his Padawan learner, Anakin Skywalker, whoinvestigates the assassination attempt of Padme which led him to discover themakings of a Clone Army. Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker:Obi-Wan's gifted padawan apprentice. He is believed to be the "chosenone" of Jedi prophecy destined "to bring balance to the Force."In the 10 years since The Phantom Menace, he has grown powerful butarrogant, and believes that Obi-Wan is holding him back. Natalie Portman as Senator PadmeAmidala: Former Queen of Naboo, who has recently been elected theplanet's Senator. Ian McDiarmid as ChancellorPalpatine: A former Galactic Senator from Naboo, who amasses vast emergency powers upon the outbreak of theClone Wars. Christopher Lee as Count Dooku:A former Jedi Master who is now leader of the Separatist movement as DarthTyranus, and a suspect in Obi-Wan's investigation. Samuel L.Jackson as Mace Windu:A Jedi Master sitting on the Jedi Council who warily watches the GalacticSenate's politics. Temuera Morrison as Jango Fett:A bounty hunter who gave his DNA foruse by the cloning facilities on Kamino for the creation of the clone army. Inaddition to his wage, he requested an unaltered clone for himself to take ashis son Boba Fett. Frank Oz voices Yoda: A Jedi Grand Masterof an unknown species. In addition to sitting on the Jedi Council, Yoda is theinstructor for the young Jedi padawans. Anthony Daniels as C-3PO: A protocol droidfor the Lars homestead. Kenny Baker as R2-D2: An astro-droid,often seen on missions with Anakin and Obi-Wan. Daniel Logan as Boba Fett:Jango Fett's clone and adopted son, who is created from his"father"'s DNA. Leeanna Walsman as Zam Wesell:A bounty hunter and partner of Jango Fett, who is given the task ofassassinating Padme. Although her appearance is human, she is actually ashapeshifter. Silas Carson as Nute Gunray and Ki-Adi-Mundi:Gunray is the Viceroy of the Trade Federation, who attempts to assassinatePadme as revenge for his loss against her people on Naboo. Ki-Adi-Mundi is aJedi Master and a member of the Jedi Council. Ahmed Best as Delegate Jar JarBinks: A Gungan whom Padme appoints Representative of Naboo.
his "death"allowed him to become one with the Force, giving him the ability to appear as aspirit and give guidance to his former student, Luke Skywalker. Denis Lawson as Wedge Antilles:Wedge is a pilot in the Rebel Alliance,who flew with Luke Skywalker at the Battle of Yavin.In the Battle of Hoth, he pilots one of the speeders in the Rogue Squadron andis the first to bring down an AT-AT. In the closing credits,as with A New Hope, Denis Lawson's name is misspelled"Dennis". Clive Revill asthe voice of Emperor Palpatine: Palpatine, the ruler ofthe Galactic Empire, is displeased with theloss of the Death Star and consequently lists the Rebel Alliance as a toppriority for his military forces. He is particularly interested in "theoffspring of Anakin Skywalker", and orders Vader to convert the boy to the dark side of the Force. While Clive Revillplayed the voice of the Emperor, Elaine Baker, the wife of Rick Baker, appeared as Palpatine'sphysical form in the original theatrical cut and the 1997 Special Edition ofthe film with superimposed chimpanzee eyes.[8][9][10] Ian McDiarmid,who portrayed Palpatine in Return of the Jedi aswell as the prequel trilogy films, replaced bothBaker and Revill as Palpatine in the 2004 DVD version, with filming takingplace during theprincipal photography of Revenge of the Sith.[9][11]Actor JohnRatzenberger, best known as Cliff Clavin fromthe TV series Cheers and the voices of many characters from Pixar's animated films,has a small part as deck officer Major Bren Derlin. Character actor Treat Williams portrayedseveral background characters, including a trooper in the Hoth rebel base and atrooper in Cloud City.
PlotThe Galactic Republic is in a period of decline. In responseto a taxation on trade routes, the Trade Federation organizes a blockade of battleshipsaround the planet of Naboo. Supreme Chancellor Finis Valorum (Terrence Stamp)dispatches two Jedi Knights, Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson)and his Jedi apprentice Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor),to negotiate with Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray (Silas Carson)in hopes of resolving the issue. However, the Sith Lord Darth Sidious orders the Viceroy to kill the Jediand invade Naboo with an army of battle droids. The two Jedi escape the attempton their lives by stowing aboard landing craft and escaping to Naboo. There,Qui-Gon saves Gungan outcast Jar Jar Binks (voiced by Ahmed Best)from being crushed by a Federation tank. Indebted to the Jedi, Jar Jar leadsthem to the underwater Gungan city of Otoh Gunga; there, the Jediunsuccessfully attempt to persuade the Gungans to help the people of Naboo,though they are able to obtain a transport to reach the Capital city of Theedon the surface.The leader of Naboo, Queen Amidala (Natalie Portman),is captured by the Federation army, but is rescued by the Jedi. The Queenescapes Naboo with the Jedi on her personal starship, which is damaged on itsway through the blockade surrounding the planet, forcing them to land on Tatooine, a nearby desertplanet, for repairs. Qui-Gon ventures into the settlement of Mos Espa with JarJar and the astromech droid R2-D2 to a junk shop to purchase a newhyperdrive generator. The queen allows Padme, a handmaiden, to journey alongwith them. There, they meet a slave child named Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd),a pilot and engineer who has created his own protocol droid, C-3PO. After spending timewith Anakin, Qui-Gon senses a strong presence of the Force within the boy, and suspects he may bethe "Chosen One" of Jedi prophecy who will bring balance to theForce. Qui-Gon makes a bet with Anakin's owner, Watto (voiced by Andy Secombe),to enter him in a podracing tournament; if Anakin wins, he will be freed.Anakin manages to win the race and joins the group to be trained as a Jedi, buthe is forced to leave his mother Shmi (Pernilla August)behind, as Qui-Gon was unable to arrange for her release. They are attacked byDarth Sidious' apprentice, Darth Maul (played by Ray Park and voiced by Peter Serafinowicz), who was dispatched tocapture the Queen.Having escaped the attack, the Jediescort the Queen to the Republic's capital planet of Coruscant so she can plead her people's case tothe Galactic Senate. Qui-Gon asks the Jedi Council to train Anakin as a Jedi, but isrejected. Meanwhile, Senator Palpatine of Naboo convinces the Queen to make a motion of no confidence in Valorum in attempt to vote for astronger Chancellor who will help end the conflict. She pushes such a vote, butgrows frustrated with the lack of action by the Galactic Senate, ultimatelydeciding to return to Naboo with the Jedi.Back on Naboo, Padmereveals herself to be the real Queen Amidala, the other "Queen" (Keira Knightley) having been a decoy. Padme convinces the Gungansto form an alliance against the Trade Federation. While Jar Jar leads hispeople in a battle against the