from the flag pole in your puffy white underpants.Manny: Stop the car!Gloria: Where are you going? (Manny gets out) You see? You hurt his feelings.Jay: Oh, well, if it toughens him up a little bit, then... geez, hes picking flowers.(Commentary)Gloria: Mannys very passionate. Just like his father. My first husband, hes very handsome but too crazy. It seemed like all we did was fight and make love, fight and make love, fight and make love. One time Im not kidding you we fell out the window together.Jay: Which one were you doing? Im hearing this for the first time.Scene: Pritchett-Tucker householdMitchell: This doesnt worry you? She barely slept on the plane and shes still wide awake.Cameron: Oh, stop worrying.Mitchell: But Cam, that... that orphanage, it was all women; maybe she just, she cant fall asleep unless she feels a womans shape?Cameron: Well, I guess thats possible.Mitchell: So here. (hands Lily to Cameron)Cameron: What the hell is that supposed to mean?(Commentary)Cameron: Yes, Ive gained a... few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby, which has been very difficult. But, apparently, your body does a nesting, very maternal, primal thing where it retains nutrients... some sort of molecular physiology thing. But thats science. You cant... you cant fight it, so...Mitchell: Im not saying anything.Cameron: Youre saying everything.(Cut back to scene)Mitchell: Count to three: one, tw-Cameron: Three! (opens door to Lilys room)Mitchell: Okay. (they enter) Oh Cam. This is beautiful.Cameron: Oh my god, do you love it?Mitchell: Yes. I... (sees wall painting) What the hell is that?Cameron: I had Andre do it while we were gone.Mitchell: Is that us... with wings?Cameron: Were floating above her, always there to protect her.Mitchell: Okay, well, thats reassuring, right, Lily? Yes, we tore you away from everything you know, but dont worry things are normal here. Your fathers are floating fairies. No, can you call Andre? Have him paint something a little less... gay? By the way, we need to stop having friends with names like Andre.Cameron: Red-headed daddy is angry daddy.Mitchell: No, Im not.Cameron: Yes, you are. Even Pepper pointed it out on the way home from the airport.Mitchell: Okay, thats another one: Pepper. Yeah.Cameron: Okay, whats up?Mitchell: Alright, look, I... I n- I never told my family we were adopting a baby.Cameron: I know.Mitchell: You do?Cameron: Yeah, and I dont blame you. I know your family: you tell them, they say something judgmental-Mitchell: Exactly!Cameron: You get mad-Mitchell: I know, and then something thats supposed to be nothing but joyful suddenly turns into this huge fight.Cameron: And who wants a big, emotional scene like that?Mitchell: Thank you, thank you. Im so... Im so relieved you understand.Cameron: ...I invited them over for dinner tonight.Mitchell: ...What?Cameron: I had to. This wouldve gone on forever. Youre an avoider.Mitchell: No, no, no, no. Cam, Im calling them right now; Im cancelling.Cameron: No, youre not. Youre telling your family you adopted a baby tonight. And you do have avoidance issues; even Langina said so.Mitchell: Are you... are you really not hearing these names?Scene: Dunphy household(Doorbell rings)Hayley: Dont answer it; Ill get it!