of the Welsh. Example: You are aaboosing me, you naughty Welshman. aaiight!: All Right! Used in times of intense emotion. Example: Dad: Son, get in there and clean your room. Son: Aaiight! aarqeunaamaaei: (Pronounciation: arch-ay-nay-mey) Used in the place of arch enemy. However, aarqeunaamaaei usually refers to political enemies.(Plural: aarqeunaamaaeis) Example: Fidel Castro and George W. Bush are aarqeunaamaaeis. Aazing: Like amazing, but not quite. Example: The 30-story building was aazing. abacoral: The backbone of a snail. Example: Hello, class. We're going to look for abacorals today. Abal: Used by the younger generation to label a person as dumb, uncouth, unsophisticated. Example: You're just an Abal. abbamatically: The tendency for an unbearably cloying song to repeat over and over in your head all day after hearing it on the radio. Example: More Than a Woman has been playing abbamatically in my head since breakfast. abbeverate: To feed a person a drink, to offer a drink, or provide a drink. Example: I'm going to abbeverate our guests before they die of thirst. Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Example: If you drink 24 beers a day you must be prepared to abdicate seeing your toes again. abeer: used in place of ahmen, usually as a type of thanks. Example: Paul-I'll get the next round of sodas. Group (in unision)-abeer! abella: Someone who owns everything possible. Example: That abella rules at Counter-strike. Aberzombie: One who wears only Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Example: Trust me, you're not his type. He's only into other Aberzombies like himself. abnatural: an obscene violation of what is natural. Example: McDonald's food, industrial pollution, and repression of happiness are all abnatural, screaming contradictions to healthy existence. abode: A board. A piece of lumber used to build a structure. Example: Is that abode fence? aboot: About. Used to emphasize Canadianess. Example: You're Canadian?What are you talking aboot, eh? abra-kebabra: The inevitability that the kebab you are consuming at 3am after one too many beers with your mates will reappear in the very near future. Example: We had almost made it home after a big night out when suddenly....abra-kebabra. ABS: Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing an intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number. Example: Chris's extremely cranky again today. Had to be at least a 6.2 on the ABS. absogoddamnlutely: Ultimate absolutely. Example: I am absogodamnlutely sure I've used this word hundreds of times. absoludacris: Something absolutely ludicrous--say, to Mr. T, for example. Example: Drugs are *bad* Drugs are absoludacris. absoludicrous: The peak of ridiculousness. Absolutely ludicrous. Example: Look! That guy has blue hair. How absoludicrous. absonotly: Used when the intent is to most definitely decline in no uncertain terms. Example: I absonotly won't do that. absopause: (n) When, for some odd reason, everyone shuts up and listens when you talk. Rare. Example: During the absopause, everyone heard Rob's plan. absopositively: (adj) Absolutely and positively combined. Example: