Even though the formal verb is " urinate' just few people use it when want to go to the bathroom to do...you know..." the number one. Come to think of it , there are many ways to say that. Children for instance use to ' pee' or 'make pee pee'. Some of them prefer "to make water" or " make wee wee " Funny , isn't it? When my niece was a baby-niece she had a lot of fun with her new doll that went pee pee. Recently in a movie a little girl used " urinate " as "potty" , she said: " I'm sorry to cut this short but I have to go potty'" .As I told you before there are many different ways of saying the verb " urinate". Let's learn them one by one.1- Polite terms a) go to the bathroomMay I go to the bathroom?........................................b) go to the restroomMy wife went to the restroom and is taking long.........................................c) powder my nose ( women)While Stephanny was powdering her nose on the camping trip , she was eaten by a bear........................................d) visit the little girlsCan you wait me here while I visit the little girls?.......................................e) little boys roomHugo is in the little boys room now........................................f) relieve myselfI need to relieve myself, so where is the bathroom?.......................................2- Impolite termsa) take a leak ( men)Joao is in the bathroom taking a leak.........................................b) pee ( it's commom for children but it's impolite for adults)Stop saying you are going to pee. You are not a kid anymore!........................................c) tinkleI'm afraid I've tinkled on my pants. I'm wet!........................................d) piddleThere's no better moment in your life than when you are piddling in peace.........................................e) spend a pennyI'm going to spend a penny somewhere ......................................... I know this is not a polite subject but my objective here is to give my students the best tools for them to improve their spoken English. So I don't mind how bad insults are. It's up to them use it or not...but I think they would like to be prepared when they hear somebody calling them by some bad names or nicknames. So, without further ado I give you some knowledge about insults.1- dickhead! = it means stupid. ( note that " dick " means penis , as slang of course.Get out of my way , you dickhead!.....................................2- buzz off , retard! = it means " go away, you stupid person! "How many times do I need to tell you that it's over? Buzz off, retard!.....................................3- kick somebody ass = beat somebodyI'm going to kick your ass if you don't buzz off!.....................................4- dirtbag = worthless personYou are nothing but a dirtbag......................................5- leave somebody cold = do not have no emotional feeling for somebodyI told you she leaves me cold. So I can't ask her out......................................6- piss somebody off = make somebody angryI can't understand why you insist to piss me off. I will kick your ass , retard!.....................................7- punk = worthless young personI don't like you cos' you are a punk!.....................................8- suck! = to be inferior!You will never be better than me