affluential: Simultaneous possession of both money and power (or influence). Example: When I'm affluential, I won't have to worry about anything. Affrotolerance: The tolerance of tight perms. Example: Check out his do. He must have a real affrotolerance to sport that barnet. (Barnet is colloquial London slang for hairdo.) afrodesiac: A hot, sexy black man. Afro is optional. Example: Ooh, girl, check out the afrodesiac walking this way. Agamemnon eats toast: Yet another all-purpose expletive to be used when words like dammit are just too strong. Bound to confuse a good 95 percent of the people around you. Example: Upon getting to a class and realizing you're completely unprepared, Agamemnon eats toast! (Note: this works particularly well if the lecture you've just wandered into is on classical mythology.) age: Suffix placed on the end of just about anything for no particular reason. Sometimes used just for variety, sometimes used to createinterjections from verbs. Used extensively at one time by Amanda Quan of Seattle, WA. Example: A. Hook me up some cheeseage. 2. (After pulling off a difficult nosegrind on your skateboard) Ooh! Grindage! Agent 21: The member of you group of friends who just turned 21. Usually forced to go buy alcohol when the group runs out. Usually done for revenge for all the times you bought beer for them when they were under 21. Example: Hey, Agent 21, we just ran out of beer. Your turn to go get a case. Ages of crap, half-assed piece: When something becomes too difficult to be used. Annoys people to no end, for...it forces peple to try, but to no avail. Example: I got stuck in Max Payne yesterday. What an Ages of crap, half-assed piece.... agg: Pertaining to something that is less than satisfactory or undesirable. Example: That video game is totally agg. aggrannoyed: The point at which you become aggressive. Example: She kept on and kept on about my dress until I became aggrannoyed. Aggregutter: The eventual result or harm caused by extreme accounting irregularities. Example: A gross amount of creative accounting eventually sent the stock into the aggregutter. aggro-pablum: Mock-agressive music marketed primarily to youngsters. Reference Limp Bizkit and their ilk. Example: Music isn't dangerous any more. Bands like Tool are just so much aggro-pablum. Agilethic: Characterized by natural or developed quickness, lightness, and ease of movement; nimble. Example: Jamie's agilethic prowess put him above the rest of the athletes. agnelicate: Any sticky or glutinous liquid of unknown or unusual form generally without distinctive smell Example: You have agnelicate on your sleeve. agnorant: Arrogant and ignorant Example: Most NJ drivers are agnorant. Agouraphobia: Someone afraid of living in Agoura. Agoura is in the San Fernando Valley in California. Example: You may have a fear of open places (agoraphobia); I have Agouraphobia. agrajag!: Exclamation. My way of reminding myself that even though my situation's really really bad, it could easily be worse.See _Life, the Universe and Everything_ by Douglas Adams for more. Example: Agrajag! agreeance: When two or more people come to an agreement on an issue. Example: My former boss actually