The wife is notspeaking to meOuca oaudio aqui (Here)One night, this guy comeinto a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. Aftera couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's the matter?" the bartender asks."My wife and I got into a fight," explainedthe guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a whole 31 days."The bartender thought about this for a while."But, isn't it a good thing that she isn't talking to you?" asked thebartender."Yeah, except today is the last night."VocabularyHelpask - perguntarbartender - atendente do barcouple - doisfight - brigafor a while - por algum tempoguy - caralat night - ultima noitenight - noitetalk - conversarthink (think, thought, thought) - pensarwhat's the matter? - qual o problema?whole - inteirowife - esposaworry - preocuparEnviado por: Rubens Queiroz deAlmeidaEveryone lovesjokes. They can be an invaluable source of entertainment and an excellentvehicle for presenting language in context and promoting genuine communicationwhile having a laugh. As follows, we describe some useful techniques forexploiting jokes in class. Next, a number of TEFL-appropriate jokes areincluded and sorted by level.How to use jokes in the ESLor ELT Classroom: (Linkhere)PORTAL DA LINGUA INGLESA has no responsibilityfor the persistence or accuracy of URLs for external or third-partly internetwebsites referred to in this post, and does not guarantee that any context onsuch websites are, or will remain, accurate or appropriate. In some instances, I have been unable to trace the owners of thepictures used here; therefore, I would appreciate any information that wouldenable me to do so. Thank you very much. Issomething important missing? Report an error or suggest an improvement. Please,I strive for accuracy and fairness. If you see something that doesn't lookright, contact me! Did you spot a typo?Do you have any tips or examples to improve this page?Do you disagree with something on this page?Use one of your social-media accounts toshare this page: Qualifying for Heaven((( AUDIO )))Recently a teacher, agarbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St.Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have toanswer one question.St. Peter addressed theteacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into theiceberg? They just made a movie about it."The teacher answeredquickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through thegate.St. Peter turned to thegarbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that thisguy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder:"How many people died on the ship?"Fortunately for him, thetrash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered."That's right! You mayenter."St. Peter turned to thelawyer. "Name them."VocabularyHelpanswer - responderbring (bring, brought, brought) - trazercrash - baterdie - morrergarbage collector - lixeiroheaven - paraisoin order to - de forma alawyer - advogadolittle harder - mais dificilmake (make, made, made) - fazermovie - filmename them - me de os nomesneed - precisarPearly gates - portais do ceuquickly - rapidamentesee (see, saw, seen) - vership - navioPORTAL DA LINGUA INGLESA has no responsibilityfor the persistence or accuracy of URLs for external or