into a bar, but still makes his friend over 21 buy him his drinks. Example: Jane: Who's he?Jay: He's my attache, he's too scared to get his own drinks. attackle: Sringing on top of someone and knocking them to the ground. Example: Gena attackled me after I got home from overseas. attakid: A (usually sarcastic) expression of acknowledgment, nice job, or congratulations. Example: I didn't finish my chemistry homework!Attakid. attention whore: A person or housepet who is starved for attention to the point of being annoying. Example: Your dog always follows me around. What an attention whore. attitudal: When someone is sporting an attitude. Example: What's her problem today, she is being so attitudal. Attitude: Pornographic material. Example: Schools ban all attitude websites. attitudinal: Being overly difficult or cranky. Example: Listen to me, young lady. Don't get attitudinal with me. attorniquette: 1. The established rules of civility between lawyers.2. Rules of engagement between adversarial lawyers.3. What lawyers used to kill each other in combat. Example: Jan's objections to the color of the witness's tie was outside the bounds of attorniquette. attritionist: someone who actively tries to be abrasive and rude; someone whose people skills involve rubbing people the wrong way to make them go away. Usually associated with someone whose postion grants her power by who she's associtated with, such as an administrative assistant (secretary). Example: Barbara is a real attritionist unless she likes you. Audi: To leave. Example: I'm audi. Audi Like Five Geez: To leave quickly. Example: I'm Audi Like Five Geez, gee. audient: Singular of audience. Example: I'll sing. You be the audient. audiographic: A sound effect of original design used in electronic media designed to stimulate an image in the subconscious mind Example: The use of clucking hens in the radio commercial inspired an image of women hagnagging in the deli, an audiogrqaphic only a man could appreciate. audiolize: to imagine what something would sound like; analogous to visualize, only with sound Example: When reading a boring textbook, it's fun to audiolize your favorite cartoon character saying the words aufschlagen: the very moment of arriving at a place, after some fast travel, to take some action at the place. used as a verb. Example: i will aufschlagen at ben s tonight. Auger or Augered: A mountain biking term for crashing. Specifically, the impact between rider and the ground. Example: I flew off the trail, hit a log, then augered really bad. Aunacity: Asinine+ audacity. Being stupidly stubborn in a very bold way. Example: Can you believe the aunacity of that Chris?! Sandy said as idignantly as possible for dramatic effect. Auntie Em: 1. Affectionate colloquialism for automatic teller machine, or ATM.2. Very generous relative so as to be like an ATM.3. To open betting, as in ante. Example: 1. Can we go visit Auntie Em? I'm strapped.2. I'm always glad when grandma comes cause she always Auntie Ems when she leaves.3. Will you Auntie Em already so we can play this hand? austintexious: A prententious display of largeness. Example: My neighbor's new SUV is really austintexious. autemail: Sounds