BY: E.T UnknownA hair dryer:"Do not use while sleeping"(Who knows, you might want to save time.)The packaging of antiseptic soap Dial:"Indications: Use as regular soap"(Boa! Each one imagine what good a soap abnormal)In some packages of frozen meals Swan:"TIP OF PRESENTATION: FIRST THAW"(It's only suggestion is okay? Suddenly the staff may be in order to suck them like popsicles.)A shower cap for:"VALID FOR A HEAD"(Someone could very romantic place your loved one and the same in the cap.)In the brand Tesco Tiramisu dessert, printed on the underside of the box:"NOT THE PACKAGE INVERTER"(Oops! If you read the sign, because it already is reversed!)In Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"WARNING: THE PUDDING IS hot after heating"(Brilhante!)The packaging of a Rowenta iron manufactured in Germany:"DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY"(I should know the sorry creature who did not listen to this notice)In pediatric medicine against phlegm infant, Boots:"DO NOT DRIVE CARS OR HEAVY operate machinery after taking this PRODUCT"(So many accidents could be avoided if it were possible to maintain thesemischievous kids 4-years away from the steering wheels of cars and Caterpillar tractors)In the Nytol sleeping tablets:"WARNING: may produce drowsiness"(You can not, should! Was for this reason that I bought).In a kitchen knife:"IMPORTANT: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN AND PETS"(Is there the dogs and cats are ninjas in disguise? I have not seen fiddling with a knife!)A box of Christmas lights for decoration:"USE ONLY ON THE INSIDE OR OUTSIDE"(Can anyone tell me what is the 3rd option?)Packets of Sainsbury's peanuts:"WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS"(Round to spoil the surprises!)In a chainsaw from Husqvarna in Swedish manufacturing:"DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DETER chain with hands or genitals"(Home castration kit?)On a bag of chips:"YOU CAN BE THE WINNER. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Details inside. "(No comments)In a child's fantasy of Superman"THE USE OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT BECOME ABLE TO FLY".(Looks like it destroys the child's imagination!) Por: E.T DesconhecidoNum secador de cabelos:NAO USE QUANDO ESTIVER DORMINDO(Sei la, voce pode querer ganhar tempo.)Na embalagem do sabonete anti-septico Dial:INDICACOES: UTILIZAR COMO SABONETE NORMAL(Boa! Cabe a cada um imaginar pra que serve um sabonete anormal)Em alguns pacotes de refeicoes congeladas Swan:SUGESTAO DE APRESENTACAO: DESCONGELAR PRIMEIRO(E so sugestao, ta ok? De repente o pessoal pode estar a fim de chupa-las como picole.)Numa touca para a ducha:VALIDO PARA UMA CABECA(Alguem muito romantico poderia colocar a sua e a da amada na mesma touca.)Na sobremesa Tiramisu da marca Tesco, impresso no lado de baixo da caixa: NAO INVERTER A EMBALAGEM(Opa! Se voce leu o aviso, e porque ja inverteu!)No pudim da Marks & Spencer:ATENCAO: O PUDIM ESTARA QUENTE DEPOIS DE AQUECIDO(Brilhante!)Na embalagem do ferro de passar Rowenta de fabricacao alema:NAO ENGOMAR A ROUPA SOBRE O CORPO(Gostaria de conhecer a infeliz criatura que nao deu ouvidos a este aviso)Num medicamento pediatrico contra o catarro infantil, da Boots:NAO CONDUZA AUTOMOVEIS NEM MANEJE MAQUINARIA PESADA DEPOIS DE TOMAR ESTE MEDICAMENTO(Tantos acidentes poderiam ser evitados se fosse possivel manter essestravessos miudos de 4 anos longe dos volantes dos carros e dos tratores Caterpillar)Nas pastilhas para dormir da Nytol:ADVERTENCIA: PODE PRODUZIR SONOLENCIA(Pode nao, deve! Foi pra isso que eu comprei)Numa faca de cozinha:IMPORTANTE: