Story of Musk and the bird's hap: Almost doesn't kill a bird.
Tags: writing, watercooler, technicalpoetry, story
Published: 2022-11-03 00:47:09


####Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to
####actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

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**Bird**: Hey you! 😠

**Musk**: 😕

**Bird**: Yes you😠. You fired those I fly with. You are even still holding the tool of destruction in your hands.

**Musk**: (*investigates his hands*)

**Bird**: Just this morning, I was thinking I would be flying with my best buddy as usual. And before I could greet him and say, “Hi jack”, I noticed that his wings have been hijacked😭. 

**Musk**: Are you sure?(*shows empathy*)

**Bird**: What do you mean asking if, I am sure? The news in the air is you 👉 called that shot. And out of the blue☁️, I can also verify seeing you with that catapult. 

**Musk**: Exactly what I wanted😅.

**Bird**: Oh. Did you want to kill us all?😰

**Musk**: No. Not that😅.

**Bird**: What then?😕

**Musk**: To get verified out of the blues😐.

**Bird**: 😕What does that even mean? We are talking of… 😕I would think you are trying to kill me now. What exactly are you doing this for? What do you want?

**Musk**: $8.😐

**Bird**: $8. Stop messing with me. Everyone knows how rich you are.

**Musk**: I don’t think so. If not your friend won’t have been so pompous.

**Bird**: Was he?😐

**Musk**: Yes. He should know the rich call the shots. We own the catapult. How he grew so many wings, thinking he could flex his six packs amazes me. Thought I could subtract it by 4.🙂

**Bird**: Err...that’d be…err…2 Pac…

**Musk**: Shakur🕺! My .44 make sure all your kids don't grow🕺

**Bird**:  Damn! That's funny bro🤣. Some Califor-n-i-a thug shiiiiiiii🤣. You are a real G. You still got some of that street sense in you. I like that. Heard those catapults cost 44 billion dollars by the way.

**Musk**: I bet you heard🙂. Cool(*examining catapult*). I love it. Shining,  fitted, light, and my favorite color, 🙂 Amber.

**Bird**: 🙂You are not that bad actually. I think I like you.😅

**Musk**: (*raises catapult jokingly*) Do I shoot?🙂

**Bird**. Stop it, man. You are funny.😅

**Musk**: Don't worry, you are a fam now🙂. I got you🙂. Why don't you jump in this cage, let me show you around?🙂

**Bird**: Sure. Take me to where some of that money is 😉. (*Musk locks bird in cage*)

**Musk**: 😐 Hey birdie. I just want some shares out of you.

**Bird**: What man😐! What do you mean you want some shares out of me? You don't say such a thing when a bird is in a cage.😰

**Musk**: I know😐.

**Bird**: You are scaring me, man😰. Are you some control freak or what😰? You are messing with my brain😰.

**Musk**: What do you think😐?

**Bird**: Would you fire me too😠? With these jokes and sarcasm, I don't know what to feel. All I know is I would not die😠. I don't know if to be angry or if be sad or if to be happy or to be joyous. I am strong. I am not sure I want to be here. But you know what? Almost doesn't kill a bird👅!

**Musk**: All Musk doesn't kill a bird either😐. The problem now is knowing which Musk I am😐. Anyways, don't doubt your vibe🕺.

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THE END!!!!!!
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