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Why don't Africans play on Minecraft servers? They're on the blacklist | implicit_hate |
What is the only football team a black person can join? The stealers. | implicit_hate |
What’s the difference between a black man and park bench? A park bench can support a family of 4 | implicit_hate |
Why do black people like basketball? Because they can shoot, steal and drive. | implicit_hate |
Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died. | implicit_hate |
“I think a lot, but I don’t say much.” ~ Anne Frank But lately she’s been proven to have not said anything for almost a century | implicit_hate |
Japanese people are bad pilots They always crash into ships | implicit_hate |
What do brick sidewalks and fat women have in common They both get laid by mexicans | implicit_hate |
what do you call a jew that jumps out of a plane a falling star | implicit_hate |
If a woman is in a forest and there is no one around to hear her. Is she still wrong? | implicit_hate |
What happens when God lowers the graphics and increases the difficulty ? We all turn black. | implicit_hate |
Don’t bully people with obesity! I’m being serious guys, they already have enough on their pl8! | implicit_hate |
What did the black girl get after having an abortion? $500 from crime stoppers | implicit_hate |
Whats the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution | implicit_hate |
What does black Fred Flintstone say? I yabba dabba dindu nuthin | implicit_hate |
How are people with mental disabilities similar to electronic products? Sometimes they are, "batteries not included" | implicit_hate |
Which Magic Wand can only make Men disappear? Pregnancy Test Sticks | implicit_hate |
Why are the dogs in china really fast? the slow ones were eaten | implicit_hate |
How dark is my humor Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a black person and a couch? The couch can support a family | implicit_hate |
How does a Mexican family take a photo together? They get in the back of a truck and run a red light. | implicit_hate |
Why is all medicine white? Blacks don't work | implicit_hate |
Wanna hear a joke? Black Lives Matter | implicit_hate |
Whats a word that begins with N ends in R and you should never call a black person? Neighbor | implicit_hate |
What Do You Call It When An Ethiopian Baby Cries? A mid-life crisis | implicit_hate |
How do you always win an argument against a black person? Call him "Dad" and he'll run away. | implicit_hate |
Why are black fathers and Shaq's free throw attempts the same? They're always missing. | implicit_hate |
What’s the most common fish in the Mediterranean Sea? The Syrian refugee | implicit_hate |
Name one positive about Africa. The HIV Tests. | implicit_hate |
What do you do when you see a black guy on stage? You raise your hand to bid on him. | implicit_hate |
What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry was looking for the chamber | implicit_hate |
What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Quattro sinko | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a black man and property? I don't know. | implicit_hate |
I reported a video on YouTube for animal abuse My report got rejected; it was footage of a black man being beaten | implicit_hate |
What's a Jew's favorite book? Gone with the wind. | implicit_hate |
Why are your mom jokes not your dad jokes? Because the creator of the first "your mom" joke was black | implicit_hate |
The reason I date a black girl So I don't have to meet her dad | implicit_hate |
What do you call an educated woman? Intellectual property | implicit_hate |
a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot | implicit_hate |
What's Hitler's favorite time of the year Gas season | implicit_hate |
What do apples and black people both have in common? They both hang from trees | implicit_hate |
If you can stop a comma with a period point, what do you use to stop a coma? A hollow-point. | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between heroine and a black person? I think twice about shooting heroin. | implicit_hate |
Where could you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him. | implicit_hate |
Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people | implicit_hate |
What happens when you roast the quiet Asian kid? Your pet goes missing. | implicit_hate |
I got a handjob from a blind girl, my friend asked me how was it I replied “Ah blind girls—you have to hand it to them” | implicit_hate |
How was the Grand Canyon created? A jew dropped a penny in a mole-hole | implicit_hate |
Muslim kids... They blow up so fast. | implicit_hate |
If only Africa had more mosquito nets If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly from AIDs. | implicit_hate |
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling | implicit_hate |
What's one thing you never say to a school shooter Think of the children | implicit_hate |
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope. | implicit_hate |
Helen Keller walked into a bar and then a chair, and then a table | implicit_hate |
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists. | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between a black slave and a black surfer? One hangs high and the other hangs loose. | implicit_hate |
Why did Beyonce say "to the left,to the left"? Because black people have no rights. | implicit_hate |
Guys I have a question: when a gay couple gets married Who makes the sandwiches? | implicit_hate |
Heard this from a 12 year old: 'Whats the difference between black people and apples?' I like apples | implicit_hate |
Friend: how dark is your humor? Me: If you whip it enough, it will start picking cotton. | implicit_hate |
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise | implicit_hate |
how do you call a black man you call his cell number | implicit_hate |
What is an Ethiopian's favorite videogame? Don't Starve | implicit_hate |
How do you get 11 million followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water. | implicit_hate |
Wanna hear my favorite oximoron? Black people. | implicit_hate |
What do you call it when a black person hides from a cop at night? Good use of camouflage. | implicit_hate |
What does a black woman receive when she has an abortion? A thank you letter from welfare. | implicit_hate |
My boyfriend is half black. Sorry, I’m such a pessimist. He’s half white. | implicit_hate |
What's the one good thing about black people? They provide jobs for the prison guards | implicit_hate |
I'm not racist racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. | implicit_hate |
What do you call a black person with rights? Nonexistent | implicit_hate |
Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights. | implicit_hate |
What's the only time you wink at a black person ? When you're aiming. | implicit_hate |
How do you track a Cherokee. Follow the tears. | implicit_hate |
Did they try turning Stephen Hawking off and on again? | implicit_hate |
Today, I bought a Rolex from a black guy for a bargain. I would even say it was almost a steal. | implicit_hate |
Researchers found out the most important difference between humans and apes Apes lives in Africa | implicit_hate |
What's black, white and rolls around on the beach? A black man and a seagull fighting over a chip. | implicit_hate |
What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at might without robin. | implicit_hate |
What do we call marijuana addicts? Mexicans. | implicit_hate |
What part of a vegetable cant you eat? The wheelchair | implicit_hate |
A Muslim man said “Allah Akbar” But I thought he was sneezing so I said “god bless you” and I was blown away by his reaction. | implicit_hate |
Homeless Where do Western Hobo's go for food? Food shelter Where do Asian Hobo's go for food? Dog shelters | implicit_hate |
How black mothers keep their children from biting their nails? they make them wear shoes | implicit_hate |
What do you call 1 black person on the moon? A problem What do you call 2 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the entire population of black people on the moon? Problem solved! | implicit_hate |
How do you start an african rave? Staple toast to the ceiling. | implicit_hate |
Special ed classes are superior to the rest in, at least, one thing Chromosome average | implicit_hate |
How do you make a baby explode You convert it to islam | implicit_hate |
There was this great German Hotel that closed down in 1945. It gave free food and free hairdo's. It was called Aushwitz. | implicit_hate |
Why do epileptics bexome atheists in December? Because they found out that "Jesus is the reason for the seizin'" | implicit_hate |
What should you never give a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits | implicit_hate |
What do you call a black man that has eight arms? I don't know, but it picks cotton really fast! | implicit_hate |
I painted my computer black to make it run faster It shot me | implicit_hate |
Women deserve equal rights. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself | implicit_hate |
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? Only one escapes the chamber. | implicit_hate |
I think its wrong to refer to a negro as "boy" That implies they are people. | implicit_hate |
Teeth are like people All want to be white, most are yellow and the black ones don't work | implicit_hate |
Criminals are like just normal, regular people... ... But with darker skin. | implicit_hate |
Why was six afraid on seven? Because seven is black | implicit_hate |
Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value. | implicit_hate |