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"Compgeke: liar! it's 19:12!" | "Christie: And/or smell ya later nerds" | ### Input: "Compgeke: liar! it's 19:12!" ### Output: "Christie: And/or smell ya later nerds" |
"bearnadette: Please don't smell me.\nI haven't applied deoderant." | "c y a n: Man i either sleep and get murdered by sleep paralysis or run down my battery and hope for the best" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Please don't smell me.\nI haven't applied deoderant." ### Output: "c y a n: Man i either sleep and get murdered by sleep paralysis or run down my battery and hope for the best" |
"DEBIRUMAN: i love gold ink" | "bearnadette: Ah." | ### Input: "DEBIRUMAN: i love gold ink" ### Output: "bearnadette: Ah." |
"Fine: merp" | "jaws: sniffs yoey" | ### Input: "Fine: merp" ### Output: "jaws: sniffs yoey" |
"bearnadette: oh\n...\nI got new boxer briefs today\nThese don't have holes in them" | "Fine: oh that's\nthat's nice" | ### Input: "bearnadette: oh\n...\nI got new boxer briefs today\nThese don't have holes in them" ### Output: "Fine: oh that's\nthat's nice" |
"bearnadette: I sorta get uncomfortable in undergarment aisles of clothing stores. Just. Surrounded by images of scantily clad buff men. Ehum...\n... Rambling. Hi." | "coffee: I don't know, but I get happy when I go to underwear stores filled with pictures of half naked men\nwomen too, but that's besides the point" | ### Input: "bearnadette: I sorta get uncomfortable in undergarment aisles of clothing stores. Just. Surrounded by images of scantily clad buff men. Ehum...\n... Rambling. Hi." ### Output: "coffee: I don't know, but I get happy when I go to underwear stores filled with pictures of half naked men\nwomen too, but that's besides the point" |
"Fine: i like men" | "coffee: I think I could like both if the circumstances are right\nbecause boobies are nice" | ### Input: "Fine: i like men" ### Output: "coffee: I think I could like both if the circumstances are right\nbecause boobies are nice" |
"Fine: meh" | "bearnadette: I'm just as uncomfortable in the women's section, honestly... I'm always uncomfortable though." | ### Input: "Fine: meh" ### Output: "bearnadette: I'm just as uncomfortable in the women's section, honestly... I'm always uncomfortable though." |
"DEBIRUMAN: uncomfortable how?" | "PhillyFree: BEWBS" | ### Input: "DEBIRUMAN: uncomfortable how?" ### Output: "PhillyFree: BEWBS" |
"bearnadette: Just uncomfortable." | "coffee: @bearnadette adolescence is uncomfortable, period" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Just uncomfortable." ### Output: "coffee: @bearnadette adolescence is uncomfortable, period" |
"Fine: what is comfort" | "bearnadette: Aye.." | ### Input: "Fine: what is comfort" ### Output: "bearnadette: Aye.." |
"coffee: @Fine I'll find a willing, strapping young lad whose lap you can lay your head on and maybe then you might finally know comfort" | "Fine: :' such poeticness\nmaybe one day" | ### Input: "coffee: @Fine I'll find a willing, strapping young lad whose lap you can lay your head on and maybe then you might finally know comfort" ### Output: "Fine: :' such poeticness\nmaybe one day" |
"bearnadette: Back.\nAnd if she can't find one, she'll at least write you into a story.\noh, i see.\nok.\nUm, anyway...\nThese are comfy. HOW IS EVERYONE?" | "KyleG: SO MANY PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AAHHH" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Back.\nAnd if she can't find one, she'll at least write you into a story.\noh, i see.\nok.\nUm, anyway...\nThese are comfy. HOW IS EVERYONE?" ### Output: "KyleG: SO MANY PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AAHHH" |
"bearnadette: asdfnasdfnsdfjklasdfjkl;asdfbnk, xcn, sdguhqwetdf" | "Fine: fjdksjlfdkj" | ### Input: "bearnadette: asdfnasdfnsdfjklasdfjkl;asdfbnk, xcn, sdguhqwetdf" ### Output: "Fine: fjdksjlfdkj" |
"KyleG: Hey Fine, Mek, and people I dont know" | "bearnadette: Hi, Fek.\nwait, you don't know me?\nbbe why.;A;" | ### Input: "KyleG: Hey Fine, Mek, and people I dont know" ### Output: "bearnadette: Hi, Fek.\nwait, you don't know me?\nbbe why.;A;" |
"Fine: @KyleG old people don't come on as much anymore" | "KyleG: :frowning:\nbut why\nNo HS, Dawn, etc?" | ### Input: "Fine: @KyleG old people don't come on as much anymore" ### Output: "KyleG: :frowning:\nbut why\nNo HS, Dawn, etc?" |
"Fine: HS still does. was on just awhile ago in fact\ndawn i haven't seen in awhile\nbut that might be because i haven't been on that much myself" | "KyleG: also, sorry Yoey, didn't see your name" | ### Input: "Fine: HS still does. was on just awhile ago in fact\ndawn i haven't seen in awhile\nbut that might be because i haven't been on that much myself" ### Output: "KyleG: also, sorry Yoey, didn't see your name" |
"bearnadette: I CANNOT FORGIF" | "KyleG: IM SORRY :frowning:\nPLEZ FORGIV MEH" | ### Input: "bearnadette: I CANNOT FORGIF" ### Output: "KyleG: IM SORRY :frowning:\nPLEZ FORGIV MEH" |
"bearnadette: ... I AM A WRATHFUL GOD. of love and forgiveness" | "KyleG: I AM BUT YOUR MEAGER SERVANT" | ### Input: "bearnadette: ... I AM A WRATHFUL GOD. of love and forgiveness" ### Output: "KyleG: I AM BUT YOUR MEAGER SERVANT" |
"bearnadette: ... Um!" | "KyleG: bows" | ### Input: "bearnadette: ... Um!" ### Output: "KyleG: bows" |
"bearnadette: pat pat\nkissu" | "KyleG: :3" | ### Input: "bearnadette: pat pat\nkissu" ### Output: "KyleG: :3" |
"bearnadette: :kissing_heart:" | "KyleG: Almost none of these people have heard me do Rap God or Alphabet Aerobics...\nMight participate:3" | ### Input: "bearnadette: :kissing_heart:" ### Output: "KyleG: Almost none of these people have heard me do Rap God or Alphabet Aerobics...\nMight participate:3" |
"coffee: Fine's been here though" | "bearnadette: Almost none of these people have heard me speak song lyrics in a shitty voice." | ### Input: "coffee: Fine's been here though" ### Output: "bearnadette: Almost none of these people have heard me speak song lyrics in a shitty voice." |
"KyleG: :laughing:" | "jaws: now i want" | ### Input: "KyleG: :laughing:" ### Output: "jaws: now i want" |
"bearnadette: ... Also, I can't pronounce J's. Or Ch's. Correctly.\n... Fuck j." | "KyleG: Queue me up\nif we're doing that...\nAA or Rap God?" | ### Input: "bearnadette: ... Also, I can't pronounce J's. Or Ch's. Correctly.\n... Fuck j." ### Output: "KyleG: Queue me up\nif we're doing that...\nAA or Rap God?" |
"jaws: both" | "bearnadette: Snap God." | ### Input: "jaws: both" ### Output: "bearnadette: Snap God." |
"KyleG: which should I start with?" | "bearnadette: The one that sounds good. Also talk in imadethis\n:wink:" | ### Input: "KyleG: which should I start with?" ### Output: "bearnadette: The one that sounds good. Also talk in imadethis\n:wink:" |
Nerd: so savage" | "AWIN90: What's happening?" | ### Input: Nerd: so savage" ### Output: "AWIN90: What's happening?" |
"bearnadette: @AWIN90" | "AWIN90: Heh" | ### Input: "bearnadette: @AWIN90" ### Output: "AWIN90: Heh" |
"Nerd: this chat\nis like if all the hippies of the internet\ngathered after/ during a shroom trip\nin mexico" | "jaws: im a shroom trip" | ### Input: "Nerd: this chat\nis like if all the hippies of the internet\ngathered after/ during a shroom trip\nin mexico" ### Output: "jaws: im a shroom trip" |
"Nerd: ITS A PRANK BRO\nthicc bass bby" | "bearnadette: nerd, stop being drunk\nyou're baby.\nnerd go drunk, you're home." | ### Input: "Nerd: ITS A PRANK BRO\nthicc bass bby" ### Output: "bearnadette: nerd, stop being drunk\nyou're baby.\nnerd go drunk, you're home." |
"coffee: The Shroom Trip never stops, my friends\nit just keeps on going\nand we can just keep on being happy" | "Nerd: funny thing\nim kinda in a home" | ### Input: "coffee: The Shroom Trip never stops, my friends\nit just keeps on going\nand we can just keep on being happy" ### Output: "Nerd: funny thing\nim kinda in a home" |
"Mek: yeah, I'm also kinda in a home." | "coffee: We're all kinda in a home" | ### Input: "Mek: yeah, I'm also kinda in a home." ### Output: "coffee: We're all kinda in a home" |
"Nerd: but im also kinda in a bed\nyoey bbe join me" | "bearnadette: oh ok\nI'd rather not." | ### Input: "Nerd: but im also kinda in a bed\nyoey bbe join me" ### Output: "bearnadette: oh ok\nI'd rather not." |
"coffee: oh bbe?" | "bearnadette: Just in case I wasn't clear." | ### Input: "coffee: oh bbe?" ### Output: "bearnadette: Just in case I wasn't clear." |
"Nerd: i must watch this this anime\nbewbs" | "bearnadette: oh ok\nmaybe put that in goa" | ### Input: "Nerd: i must watch this this anime\nbewbs" ### Output: "bearnadette: oh ok\nmaybe put that in goa" |
"Nerd: awkward dude\ngoachat weebzone\nits like radiation zones\nchernobyl" | "bearnadette: goachatquarantine\ndo not enter" | ### Input: "Nerd: awkward dude\ngoachat weebzone\nits like radiation zones\nchernobyl" ### Output: "bearnadette: goachatquarantine\ndo not enter" |
"Nerd: biohazard" | "jaws: goachat is chernobyl\nduring the fucking accident\nnever ending disaster" | ### Input: "Nerd: biohazard" ### Output: "jaws: goachat is chernobyl\nduring the fucking accident\nnever ending disaster" |
Nerd: and dr coffee isnt invited\nhehe" | "bearnadette: no grills aloud" | ### Input: Nerd: and dr coffee isnt invited\nhehe" ### Output: "bearnadette: no grills aloud" |
"Nerd: thats sexist\nmore like\nno smartasses alowed\n:stuck_out_tongue:" | "bearnadette: No intelligent people allowed." | ### Input: "Nerd: thats sexist\nmore like\nno smartasses alowed\n:stuck_out_tongue:" ### Output: "bearnadette: No intelligent people allowed." |
"Nerd: yup\nonly gorillas\ndicks out" | "bearnadette: Dicks are always out. Never forget." | ### Input: "Nerd: yup\nonly gorillas\ndicks out" ### Output: "bearnadette: Dicks are always out. Never forget." |
"coffee: ;;\nI'm not cool enough" | "Nerd: you just said it" | ### Input: "coffee: ;;\nI'm not cool enough" ### Output: "Nerd: you just said it" |
"bearnadette: COFFEE, STOP BEING INTELLIGENT AND GET YOUR HYPOTHETICAL DICK OUT. FOR HARAMBE." | "Nerd: DOOO ITTT\nonly you\nthe chosen one\ncan save us alll\nby\nTAKING YOUR DICK OUT" | ### Input: "bearnadette: COFFEE, STOP BEING INTELLIGENT AND GET YOUR HYPOTHETICAL DICK OUT. FOR HARAMBE." ### Output: "Nerd: DOOO ITTT\nonly you\nthe chosen one\ncan save us alll\nby\nTAKING YOUR DICK OUT" |
"Compgeke: gets the gun out\npulls some dicks out too" | "bearnadette: Guns are phallic symbols." | ### Input: "Compgeke: gets the gun out\npulls some dicks out too" ### Output: "bearnadette: Guns are phallic symbols." |
"jaws: anything can be a phallic symbol if its hard enough" | "Nerd: freud\nfreud out for harambe" | ### Input: "jaws: anything can be a phallic symbol if its hard enough" ### Output: "Nerd: freud\nfreud out for harambe" |
"jaws: something something i have oral fixation" | "Noah2103: ohi" | ### Input: "jaws: something something i have oral fixation" ### Output: "Noah2103: ohi" |
"Nerd: hi" | "Compgeke: hi" | ### Input: "Nerd: hi" ### Output: "Compgeke: hi" |
"Noah2103: hi" | "Nerd: hi" | ### Input: "Noah2103: hi" ### Output: "Nerd: hi" |
"Doozy: hi" | "jaws: hi" | ### Input: "Doozy: hi" ### Output: "jaws: hi" |
"AWIN90: hi" | "Velocci: hi" | ### Input: "AWIN90: hi" ### Output: "Velocci: hi" |
"Compgeke: hi" | "chexy: I am in Albuquerque NM\nAnd I am alive @AcidPenguin" | ### Input: "Compgeke: hi" ### Output: "chexy: I am in Albuquerque NM\nAnd I am alive @AcidPenguin" |
"jaws: oh thank goodness\nwe though you were oj by now" | "AWIN90: ccccombo breaker" | ### Input: "jaws: oh thank goodness\nwe though you were oj by now" ### Output: "AWIN90: ccccombo breaker" |
"jaws: should i lunch or hold out a while longer" | "Compgeke: I was offered a job in Alberquerque\nbut why would I want to live there?\nI say eat now" | ### Input: "jaws: should i lunch or hold out a while longer" ### Output: "Compgeke: I was offered a job in Alberquerque\nbut why would I want to live there?\nI say eat now" |
"AWIN90: where are you now anyway" | "jaws: alberquerqueer, more like" | ### Input: "AWIN90: where are you now anyway" ### Output: "jaws: alberquerqueer, more like" |
"Compgeke: Well, the topic says no personal info :frowning:\nCalifornia, by the bay area but not in it\nalthough craigslist has me grouped into bay area" | "dvs: Albequerque isn't bad." | ### Input: "Compgeke: Well, the topic says no personal info :frowning:\nCalifornia, by the bay area but not in it\nalthough craigslist has me grouped into bay area" ### Output: "dvs: Albequerque isn't bad." |
"jaws: eh, like we know where that is" | "Compgeke: bay area's basically San Jose to San Francisco\nplus surrounding communities like Vallejo" | ### Input: "jaws: eh, like we know where that is" ### Output: "Compgeke: bay area's basically San Jose to San Francisco\nplus surrounding communities like Vallejo" |
"bearnadette: Albuquerque is a great name for anything, by the way. I love the way it sounds." | "dvs: Also, technically it's supposed to be no personally identifying information and saying you live somewhere millions of other people live is broad enough to be okay." | ### Input: "bearnadette: Albuquerque is a great name for anything, by the way. I love the way it sounds." ### Output: "dvs: Also, technically it's supposed to be no personally identifying information and saying you live somewhere millions of other people live is broad enough to be okay." |
"Compgeke: Well, I've no problem giving you guys a mailing address if you really wanted it\nI've a PO BOx" | "jaws: MY NAME IS COMMON\nnot like the rapper" | ### Input: "Compgeke: Well, I've no problem giving you guys a mailing address if you really wanted it\nI've a PO BOx" ### Output: "jaws: MY NAME IS COMMON\nnot like the rapper" |
"dvs: Hello, Common, I'm @dvs." | "Compgeke: Yeah, being a Chris my name's pretty damn common" | ### Input: "dvs: Hello, Common, I'm @dvs." ### Output: "Compgeke: Yeah, being a Chris my name's pretty damn common" |
"jaws: so's josh" | "Compgeke: We're part of the GNC: Generic Name Club" | ### Input: "jaws: so's josh" ### Output: "Compgeke: We're part of the GNC: Generic Name Club" |
"jaws: ye" | "Compgeke: need TLAs for everything" | ### Input: "jaws: ye" ### Output: "Compgeke: need TLAs for everything" |
"nullius: NTFE" | "coffee: @Velocci" | ### Input: "nullius: NTFE" ### Output: "coffee: @Velocci" |
"this emptiness i feel: Hi part of the GNC" | "coffee: git in here" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: Hi part of the GNC" ### Output: "coffee: git in here" |
"Compgeke: That's an FLA not a TLA" | "nullius: NFFE" | ### Input: "Compgeke: That's an FLA not a TLA" ### Output: "nullius: NFFE" |
"Compgeke: still an FLA" | "nullius: Self consistent, though" | ### Input: "Compgeke: still an FLA" ### Output: "nullius: Self consistent, though" |
"this emptiness i feel: IT G MA\nijji maaa\nskrtskrtskrt" | "jaws: UNDAWATA SQWAD" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: IT G MA\nijji maaa\nskrtskrtskrt" ### Output: "jaws: UNDAWATA SQWAD" |
"this emptiness i feel: OH SHIT" | "jaws: KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: OH SHIT" ### Output: "jaws: KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE" |
"AWIN90: i meant raj" | "this emptiness i feel: the mongols use to have PILES of bone that outlined the roads to a city" | ### Input: "AWIN90: i meant raj" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: the mongols use to have PILES of bone that outlined the roads to a city" |
"AWIN90: was asking where he is now\n@jaws are you at home" | "jaws: raj is on campus\ncause he's a fucking cheapskate and is getting a ride from his dad to bangsar in the evening" | ### Input: "AWIN90: was asking where he is now\n@jaws are you at home" ### Output: "jaws: raj is on campus\ncause he's a fucking cheapskate and is getting a ride from his dad to bangsar in the evening" |
"AWIN90: yeah have lunch now or else all the good food in the cafeteria would be gone" | "jaws: there's no one on campus\neveryone is still on holiday" | ### Input: "AWIN90: yeah have lunch now or else all the good food in the cafeteria would be gone" ### Output: "jaws: there's no one on campus\neveryone is still on holiday" |
"AWIN90: oh really?" | "jaws: oinly ghey ass foundation fucks are here" | ### Input: "AWIN90: oh really?" ### Output: "jaws: oinly ghey ass foundation fucks are here" |
"Compgeke: if you're there, are you one of them?" | "AWIN90: he's\num.." | ### Input: "Compgeke: if you're there, are you one of them?" ### Output: "AWIN90: he's\num.." |
"jaws: spechul" | "AWIN90: different" | ### Input: "jaws: spechul" ### Output: "AWIN90: different" |
"Compgeke: yeah, we'll just go with different" | "jaws: dooohhh" | ### Input: "Compgeke: yeah, we'll just go with different" ### Output: "jaws: dooohhh" |
"chexy: You guys are silly\nGoodnight" | "AWIN90: nite" | ### Input: "chexy: You guys are silly\nGoodnight" ### Output: "AWIN90: nite" |
"coffee: @Velocci" | "jaws: okay imma go eat after dat stick\nfuckin indonesian dude spillin martell\nmy mouse saved me\nnearly clicked on slim jesus\nis he... is he slowly falling to his death?" | ### Input: "coffee: @Velocci" ### Output: "jaws: okay imma go eat after dat stick\nfuckin indonesian dude spillin martell\nmy mouse saved me\nnearly clicked on slim jesus\nis he... is he slowly falling to his death?" |
"Compgeke: not slowly, rapidly" | "jaws: i dont see no speed lines" | ### Input: "Compgeke: not slowly, rapidly" ### Output: "jaws: i dont see no speed lines" |
"Compgeke: it's 2016, don't you know we have high speed cameras?" | "jaws: okay\nim just gonna go eat now." | ### Input: "Compgeke: it's 2016, don't you know we have high speed cameras?" ### Output: "jaws: okay\nim just gonna go eat now." |
"Compgeke: high speed eating" | "this emptiness i feel: @Velocci\nsuper saiyan blob\nlmao\ni hear you two talking smack\ntheres an I in Italian." | ### Input: "Compgeke: high speed eating" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: @Velocci\nsuper saiyan blob\nlmao\ni hear you two talking smack\ntheres an I in Italian." |
Zumie: Duuuddde\nElectric guitars are lit" | "Compgeke: sets a guitar on fire" | ### Input: Zumie: Duuuddde\nElectric guitars are lit" ### Output: "Compgeke: sets a guitar on fire" |
"this emptiness i feel: why do i always feel rotated" | "bearnadette: goodnight yall\nGOODNIGHT TO YOU ESPECIALLY, ZUMIE. ominous tone" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: why do i always feel rotated" ### Output: "bearnadette: goodnight yall\nGOODNIGHT TO YOU ESPECIALLY, ZUMIE. ominous tone" |
"jaws: nice, ice cold strawberry mango tea." | "dvs: This fan is intense. It's on medium and I'm not sure I can stand to have it blowing directly on me. | ### Input: "jaws: nice, ice cold strawberry mango tea." ### Output: "dvs: This fan is intense. It's on medium and I'm not sure I can stand to have it blowing directly on me. |
"Compgeke: NtensityXTREME" | "AWIN90: maybe you can make it oscillate" | ### Input: "Compgeke: NtensityXTREME" ### Output: "AWIN90: maybe you can make it oscillate" |
"Compgeke: I have an oscilloscope" | "AWIN90: great" | ### Input: "Compgeke: I have an oscilloscope" ### Output: "AWIN90: great" |
"jaws: gh got a new aircond\nits super cold now" | "dvs: small but mighty" | ### Input: "jaws: gh got a new aircond\nits super cold now" ### Output: "dvs: small but mighty" |
"Compgeke: I got one too :heart:" | "AWIN90: oh that's great, raj" | ### Input: "Compgeke: I got one too :heart:" ### Output: "AWIN90: oh that's great, raj" |
"dvs: metal blade fans are the bomb" | "AWIN90: it was fucking warm the last time i was there" | ### Input: "dvs: metal blade fans are the bomb" ### Output: "AWIN90: it was fucking warm the last time i was there" |
"Compgeke: in fact, I got a better one than I thought. S45 on craigslist was buyinng a cheap 5300BTU one and got a 7800...\nit cools my 10x10 room in no time flat" | "AWIN90: dvs Today at 2:18 PM\nsmall but mighty erik asks if that's what you call your peen" | ### Input: "Compgeke: in fact, I got a better one than I thought. S45 on craigslist was buyinng a cheap 5300BTU one and got a 7800...\nit cools my 10x10 room in no time flat" ### Output: "AWIN90: dvs Today at 2:18 PM\nsmall but mighty erik asks if that's what you call your peen" |
"dvs: Where's Erik?" | "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: howdy" | ### Input: "dvs: Where's Erik?" ### Output: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: howdy" |
"AWIN90: in my heart" | "dvs: Ah, nerds" | ### Input: "AWIN90: in my heart" ### Output: "dvs: Ah, nerds" |
"Ewoodthemacguy Erik: :heart:" | "jaws: im looking for one of those fans that are like supercooling and sheit" | ### Input: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: :heart:" ### Output: "jaws: im looking for one of those fans that are like supercooling and sheit" |
"AWIN90: :joy: :joy: :joy:" | "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: No response means that it is true right?" | ### Input: "AWIN90: :joy: :joy: :joy:" ### Output: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: No response means that it is true right?" |
"AWIN90: benned" | "jaws: b" | ### Input: "AWIN90: benned" ### Output: "jaws: b" |