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"Compgeke: liar! it's 19:12!"
"Christie: And/or smell ya later nerds"
### Input: "Compgeke: liar! it's 19:12!" ### Output: "Christie: And/or smell ya later nerds"
"bearnadette: Please don't smell me.\nI haven't applied deoderant."
"c y a n: Man i either sleep and get murdered by sleep paralysis or run down my battery and hope for the best"
### Input: "bearnadette: Please don't smell me.\nI haven't applied deoderant." ### Output: "c y a n: Man i either sleep and get murdered by sleep paralysis or run down my battery and hope for the best"
"DEBIRUMAN: i love gold ink"
"bearnadette: Ah."
### Input: "DEBIRUMAN: i love gold ink" ### Output: "bearnadette: Ah."
"Fine: merp"
"jaws: sniffs yoey"
### Input: "Fine: merp" ### Output: "jaws: sniffs yoey"
"bearnadette: oh\n...\nI got new boxer briefs today\nThese don't have holes in them"
"Fine: oh that's\nthat's nice"
### Input: "bearnadette: oh\n...\nI got new boxer briefs today\nThese don't have holes in them" ### Output: "Fine: oh that's\nthat's nice"
"bearnadette: I sorta get uncomfortable in undergarment aisles of clothing stores. Just. Surrounded by images of scantily clad buff men. Ehum...\n... Rambling. Hi."
"coffee: I don't know, but I get happy when I go to underwear stores filled with pictures of half naked men\nwomen too, but that's besides the point"
### Input: "bearnadette: I sorta get uncomfortable in undergarment aisles of clothing stores. Just. Surrounded by images of scantily clad buff men. Ehum...\n... Rambling. Hi." ### Output: "coffee: I don't know, but I get happy when I go to underwear stores filled with pictures of half naked men\nwomen too, but that's besides the point"
"Fine: i like men"
"coffee: I think I could like both if the circumstances are right\nbecause boobies are nice"
### Input: "Fine: i like men" ### Output: "coffee: I think I could like both if the circumstances are right\nbecause boobies are nice"
"Fine: meh"
"bearnadette: I'm just as uncomfortable in the women's section, honestly... I'm always uncomfortable though."
### Input: "Fine: meh" ### Output: "bearnadette: I'm just as uncomfortable in the women's section, honestly... I'm always uncomfortable though."
"DEBIRUMAN: uncomfortable how?"
"PhillyFree: BEWBS"
### Input: "DEBIRUMAN: uncomfortable how?" ### Output: "PhillyFree: BEWBS"
"bearnadette: Just uncomfortable."
"coffee: @bearnadette adolescence is uncomfortable, period"
### Input: "bearnadette: Just uncomfortable." ### Output: "coffee: @bearnadette adolescence is uncomfortable, period"
"Fine: what is comfort"
"bearnadette: Aye.."
### Input: "Fine: what is comfort" ### Output: "bearnadette: Aye.."
"coffee: @Fine I'll find a willing, strapping young lad whose lap you can lay your head on and maybe then you might finally know comfort"
"Fine: :' such poeticness\nmaybe one day"
### Input: "coffee: @Fine I'll find a willing, strapping young lad whose lap you can lay your head on and maybe then you might finally know comfort" ### Output: "Fine: :' such poeticness\nmaybe one day"
"bearnadette: Back.\nAnd if she can't find one, she'll at least write you into a story.\noh, i see.\nok.\nUm, anyway...\nThese are comfy. HOW IS EVERYONE?"
"KyleG: SO MANY PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AAHHH"
### Input: "bearnadette: Back.\nAnd if she can't find one, she'll at least write you into a story.\noh, i see.\nok.\nUm, anyway...\nThese are comfy. HOW IS EVERYONE?" ### Output: "KyleG: SO MANY PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AAHHH"
"bearnadette: asdfnasdfnsdfjklasdfjkl;asdfbnk, xcn, sdguhqwetdf"
"Fine: fjdksjlfdkj"
### Input: "bearnadette: asdfnasdfnsdfjklasdfjkl;asdfbnk, xcn, sdguhqwetdf" ### Output: "Fine: fjdksjlfdkj"
"KyleG: Hey Fine, Mek, and people I dont know"
"bearnadette: Hi, Fek.\nwait, you don't know me?\nbbe why.;A;"
### Input: "KyleG: Hey Fine, Mek, and people I dont know" ### Output: "bearnadette: Hi, Fek.\nwait, you don't know me?\nbbe why.;A;"
"Fine: @KyleG old people don't come on as much anymore"
"KyleG: :frowning:\nbut why\nNo HS, Dawn, etc?"
### Input: "Fine: @KyleG old people don't come on as much anymore" ### Output: "KyleG: :frowning:\nbut why\nNo HS, Dawn, etc?"
"Fine: HS still does. was on just awhile ago in fact\ndawn i haven't seen in awhile\nbut that might be because i haven't been on that much myself"
"KyleG: also, sorry Yoey, didn't see your name"
### Input: "Fine: HS still does. was on just awhile ago in fact\ndawn i haven't seen in awhile\nbut that might be because i haven't been on that much myself" ### Output: "KyleG: also, sorry Yoey, didn't see your name"
"bearnadette: I CANNOT FORGIF"
"KyleG: IM SORRY :frowning:\nPLEZ FORGIV MEH"
### Input: "bearnadette: I CANNOT FORGIF" ### Output: "KyleG: IM SORRY :frowning:\nPLEZ FORGIV MEH"
"bearnadette: ... I AM A WRATHFUL GOD. of love and forgiveness"
"KyleG: I AM BUT YOUR MEAGER SERVANT"
### Input: "bearnadette: ... I AM A WRATHFUL GOD. of love and forgiveness" ### Output: "KyleG: I AM BUT YOUR MEAGER SERVANT"
"bearnadette: ... Um!"
"KyleG: bows"
### Input: "bearnadette: ... Um!" ### Output: "KyleG: bows"
"bearnadette: pat pat\nkissu"
"KyleG: :3"
### Input: "bearnadette: pat pat\nkissu" ### Output: "KyleG: :3"
"bearnadette: :kissing_heart:"
"KyleG: Almost none of these people have heard me do Rap God or Alphabet Aerobics...\nMight participate:3"
### Input: "bearnadette: :kissing_heart:" ### Output: "KyleG: Almost none of these people have heard me do Rap God or Alphabet Aerobics...\nMight participate:3"
"coffee: Fine's been here though"
"bearnadette: Almost none of these people have heard me speak song lyrics in a shitty voice."
### Input: "coffee: Fine's been here though" ### Output: "bearnadette: Almost none of these people have heard me speak song lyrics in a shitty voice."
"KyleG: :laughing:"
"jaws: now i want"
### Input: "KyleG: :laughing:" ### Output: "jaws: now i want"
"bearnadette: ... Also, I can't pronounce J's. Or Ch's. Correctly.\n... Fuck j."
"KyleG: Queue me up\nif we're doing that...\nAA or Rap God?"
### Input: "bearnadette: ... Also, I can't pronounce J's. Or Ch's. Correctly.\n... Fuck j." ### Output: "KyleG: Queue me up\nif we're doing that...\nAA or Rap God?"
"jaws: both"
"bearnadette: Snap God."
### Input: "jaws: both" ### Output: "bearnadette: Snap God."
"KyleG: which should I start with?"
"bearnadette: The one that sounds good. Also talk in imadethis\n:wink:"
### Input: "KyleG: which should I start with?" ### Output: "bearnadette: The one that sounds good. Also talk in imadethis\n:wink:"
Nerd: so savage"
"AWIN90: What's happening?"
### Input: Nerd: so savage" ### Output: "AWIN90: What's happening?"
"bearnadette: @AWIN90"
"AWIN90: Heh"
### Input: "bearnadette: @AWIN90" ### Output: "AWIN90: Heh"
"Nerd: this chat\nis like if all the hippies of the internet\ngathered after/ during a shroom trip\nin mexico"
"jaws: im a shroom trip"
### Input: "Nerd: this chat\nis like if all the hippies of the internet\ngathered after/ during a shroom trip\nin mexico" ### Output: "jaws: im a shroom trip"
"Nerd: ITS A PRANK BRO\nthicc bass bby"
"bearnadette: nerd, stop being drunk\nyou're baby.\nnerd go drunk, you're home."
### Input: "Nerd: ITS A PRANK BRO\nthicc bass bby" ### Output: "bearnadette: nerd, stop being drunk\nyou're baby.\nnerd go drunk, you're home."
"coffee: The Shroom Trip never stops, my friends\nit just keeps on going\nand we can just keep on being happy"
"Nerd: funny thing\nim kinda in a home"
### Input: "coffee: The Shroom Trip never stops, my friends\nit just keeps on going\nand we can just keep on being happy" ### Output: "Nerd: funny thing\nim kinda in a home"
"Mek: yeah, I'm also kinda in a home."
"coffee: We're all kinda in a home"
### Input: "Mek: yeah, I'm also kinda in a home." ### Output: "coffee: We're all kinda in a home"
"Nerd: but im also kinda in a bed\nyoey bbe join me"
"bearnadette: oh ok\nI'd rather not."
### Input: "Nerd: but im also kinda in a bed\nyoey bbe join me" ### Output: "bearnadette: oh ok\nI'd rather not."
"coffee: oh bbe?"
"bearnadette: Just in case I wasn't clear."
### Input: "coffee: oh bbe?" ### Output: "bearnadette: Just in case I wasn't clear."
"Nerd: i must watch this this anime\nbewbs"
"bearnadette: oh ok\nmaybe put that in goa"
### Input: "Nerd: i must watch this this anime\nbewbs" ### Output: "bearnadette: oh ok\nmaybe put that in goa"
"Nerd: awkward dude\ngoachat weebzone\nits like radiation zones\nchernobyl"
"bearnadette: goachatquarantine\ndo not enter"
### Input: "Nerd: awkward dude\ngoachat weebzone\nits like radiation zones\nchernobyl" ### Output: "bearnadette: goachatquarantine\ndo not enter"
"Nerd: biohazard"
"jaws: goachat is chernobyl\nduring the fucking accident\nnever ending disaster"
### Input: "Nerd: biohazard" ### Output: "jaws: goachat is chernobyl\nduring the fucking accident\nnever ending disaster"
Nerd: and dr coffee isnt invited\nhehe"
"bearnadette: no grills aloud"
### Input: Nerd: and dr coffee isnt invited\nhehe" ### Output: "bearnadette: no grills aloud"
"Nerd: thats sexist\nmore like\nno smartasses alowed\n:stuck_out_tongue:"
"bearnadette: No intelligent people allowed."
### Input: "Nerd: thats sexist\nmore like\nno smartasses alowed\n:stuck_out_tongue:" ### Output: "bearnadette: No intelligent people allowed."
"Nerd: yup\nonly gorillas\ndicks out"
"bearnadette: Dicks are always out. Never forget."
### Input: "Nerd: yup\nonly gorillas\ndicks out" ### Output: "bearnadette: Dicks are always out. Never forget."
"coffee: ;;\nI'm not cool enough"
"Nerd: you just said it"
### Input: "coffee: ;;\nI'm not cool enough" ### Output: "Nerd: you just said it"
"bearnadette: COFFEE, STOP BEING INTELLIGENT AND GET YOUR HYPOTHETICAL DICK OUT. FOR HARAMBE."
"Nerd: DOOO ITTT\nonly you\nthe chosen one\ncan save us alll\nby\nTAKING YOUR DICK OUT"
### Input: "bearnadette: COFFEE, STOP BEING INTELLIGENT AND GET YOUR HYPOTHETICAL DICK OUT. FOR HARAMBE." ### Output: "Nerd: DOOO ITTT\nonly you\nthe chosen one\ncan save us alll\nby\nTAKING YOUR DICK OUT"
"Compgeke: gets the gun out\npulls some dicks out too"
"bearnadette: Guns are phallic symbols."
### Input: "Compgeke: gets the gun out\npulls some dicks out too" ### Output: "bearnadette: Guns are phallic symbols."
"jaws: anything can be a phallic symbol if its hard enough"
"Nerd: freud\nfreud out for harambe"
### Input: "jaws: anything can be a phallic symbol if its hard enough" ### Output: "Nerd: freud\nfreud out for harambe"
"jaws: something something i have oral fixation"
"Noah2103: ohi"
### Input: "jaws: something something i have oral fixation" ### Output: "Noah2103: ohi"
"Nerd: hi"
"Compgeke: hi"
### Input: "Nerd: hi" ### Output: "Compgeke: hi"
"Noah2103: hi"
"Nerd: hi"
### Input: "Noah2103: hi" ### Output: "Nerd: hi"
"Doozy: hi"
"jaws: hi"
### Input: "Doozy: hi" ### Output: "jaws: hi"
"AWIN90: hi"
"Velocci: hi"
### Input: "AWIN90: hi" ### Output: "Velocci: hi"
"Compgeke: hi"
"chexy: I am in Albuquerque NM\nAnd I am alive @AcidPenguin"
### Input: "Compgeke: hi" ### Output: "chexy: I am in Albuquerque NM\nAnd I am alive @AcidPenguin"
"jaws: oh thank goodness\nwe though you were oj by now"
"AWIN90: ccccombo breaker"
### Input: "jaws: oh thank goodness\nwe though you were oj by now" ### Output: "AWIN90: ccccombo breaker"
"jaws: should i lunch or hold out a while longer"
"Compgeke: I was offered a job in Alberquerque\nbut why would I want to live there?\nI say eat now"
### Input: "jaws: should i lunch or hold out a while longer" ### Output: "Compgeke: I was offered a job in Alberquerque\nbut why would I want to live there?\nI say eat now"
"AWIN90: where are you now anyway"
"jaws: alberquerqueer, more like"
### Input: "AWIN90: where are you now anyway" ### Output: "jaws: alberquerqueer, more like"
"Compgeke: Well, the topic says no personal info :frowning:\nCalifornia, by the bay area but not in it\nalthough craigslist has me grouped into bay area"
"dvs: Albequerque isn't bad."
### Input: "Compgeke: Well, the topic says no personal info :frowning:\nCalifornia, by the bay area but not in it\nalthough craigslist has me grouped into bay area" ### Output: "dvs: Albequerque isn't bad."
"jaws: eh, like we know where that is"
"Compgeke: bay area's basically San Jose to San Francisco\nplus surrounding communities like Vallejo"
### Input: "jaws: eh, like we know where that is" ### Output: "Compgeke: bay area's basically San Jose to San Francisco\nplus surrounding communities like Vallejo"
"bearnadette: Albuquerque is a great name for anything, by the way. I love the way it sounds."
"dvs: Also, technically it's supposed to be no personally identifying information and saying you live somewhere millions of other people live is broad enough to be okay."
### Input: "bearnadette: Albuquerque is a great name for anything, by the way. I love the way it sounds." ### Output: "dvs: Also, technically it's supposed to be no personally identifying information and saying you live somewhere millions of other people live is broad enough to be okay."
"Compgeke: Well, I've no problem giving you guys a mailing address if you really wanted it\nI've a PO BOx"
"jaws: MY NAME IS COMMON\nnot like the rapper"
### Input: "Compgeke: Well, I've no problem giving you guys a mailing address if you really wanted it\nI've a PO BOx" ### Output: "jaws: MY NAME IS COMMON\nnot like the rapper"
"dvs: Hello, Common, I'm @dvs."
"Compgeke: Yeah, being a Chris my name's pretty damn common"
### Input: "dvs: Hello, Common, I'm @dvs." ### Output: "Compgeke: Yeah, being a Chris my name's pretty damn common"
"jaws: so's josh"
"Compgeke: We're part of the GNC: Generic Name Club"
### Input: "jaws: so's josh" ### Output: "Compgeke: We're part of the GNC: Generic Name Club"
"jaws: ye"
"Compgeke: need TLAs for everything"
### Input: "jaws: ye" ### Output: "Compgeke: need TLAs for everything"
"nullius: NTFE"
"coffee: @Velocci"
### Input: "nullius: NTFE" ### Output: "coffee: @Velocci"
"this emptiness i feel: Hi part of the GNC"
"coffee: git in here"
### Input: "this emptiness i feel: Hi part of the GNC" ### Output: "coffee: git in here"
"Compgeke: That's an FLA not a TLA"
"nullius: NFFE"
### Input: "Compgeke: That's an FLA not a TLA" ### Output: "nullius: NFFE"
"Compgeke: still an FLA"
"nullius: Self consistent, though"
### Input: "Compgeke: still an FLA" ### Output: "nullius: Self consistent, though"
"this emptiness i feel: IT G MA\nijji maaa\nskrtskrtskrt"
"jaws: UNDAWATA SQWAD"
### Input: "this emptiness i feel: IT G MA\nijji maaa\nskrtskrtskrt" ### Output: "jaws: UNDAWATA SQWAD"
"this emptiness i feel: OH SHIT"
"jaws: KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE"
### Input: "this emptiness i feel: OH SHIT" ### Output: "jaws: KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE KILLA WHALE"
"AWIN90: i meant raj"
"this emptiness i feel: the mongols use to have PILES of bone that outlined the roads to a city"
### Input: "AWIN90: i meant raj" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: the mongols use to have PILES of bone that outlined the roads to a city"
"AWIN90: was asking where he is now\n@jaws are you at home"
"jaws: raj is on campus\ncause he's a fucking cheapskate and is getting a ride from his dad to bangsar in the evening"
### Input: "AWIN90: was asking where he is now\n@jaws are you at home" ### Output: "jaws: raj is on campus\ncause he's a fucking cheapskate and is getting a ride from his dad to bangsar in the evening"
"AWIN90: yeah have lunch now or else all the good food in the cafeteria would be gone"
"jaws: there's no one on campus\neveryone is still on holiday"
### Input: "AWIN90: yeah have lunch now or else all the good food in the cafeteria would be gone" ### Output: "jaws: there's no one on campus\neveryone is still on holiday"
"AWIN90: oh really?"
"jaws: oinly ghey ass foundation fucks are here"
### Input: "AWIN90: oh really?" ### Output: "jaws: oinly ghey ass foundation fucks are here"
"Compgeke: if you're there, are you one of them?"
"AWIN90: he's\num.."
### Input: "Compgeke: if you're there, are you one of them?" ### Output: "AWIN90: he's\num.."
"jaws: spechul"
"AWIN90: different"
### Input: "jaws: spechul" ### Output: "AWIN90: different"
"Compgeke: yeah, we'll just go with different"
"jaws: dooohhh"
### Input: "Compgeke: yeah, we'll just go with different" ### Output: "jaws: dooohhh"
"chexy: You guys are silly\nGoodnight"
"AWIN90: nite"
### Input: "chexy: You guys are silly\nGoodnight" ### Output: "AWIN90: nite"
"coffee: @Velocci"
"jaws: okay imma go eat after dat stick\nfuckin indonesian dude spillin martell\nmy mouse saved me\nnearly clicked on slim jesus\nis he... is he slowly falling to his death?"
### Input: "coffee: @Velocci" ### Output: "jaws: okay imma go eat after dat stick\nfuckin indonesian dude spillin martell\nmy mouse saved me\nnearly clicked on slim jesus\nis he... is he slowly falling to his death?"
"Compgeke: not slowly, rapidly"
"jaws: i dont see no speed lines"
### Input: "Compgeke: not slowly, rapidly" ### Output: "jaws: i dont see no speed lines"
"Compgeke: it's 2016, don't you know we have high speed cameras?"
"jaws: okay\nim just gonna go eat now."
### Input: "Compgeke: it's 2016, don't you know we have high speed cameras?" ### Output: "jaws: okay\nim just gonna go eat now."
"Compgeke: high speed eating"
"this emptiness i feel: @Velocci\nsuper saiyan blob\nlmao\ni hear you two talking smack\ntheres an I in Italian."
### Input: "Compgeke: high speed eating" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: @Velocci\nsuper saiyan blob\nlmao\ni hear you two talking smack\ntheres an I in Italian."
Zumie: Duuuddde\nElectric guitars are lit"
"Compgeke: sets a guitar on fire"
### Input: Zumie: Duuuddde\nElectric guitars are lit" ### Output: "Compgeke: sets a guitar on fire"
"this emptiness i feel: why do i always feel rotated"
"bearnadette: goodnight yall\nGOODNIGHT TO YOU ESPECIALLY, ZUMIE. ominous tone"
### Input: "this emptiness i feel: why do i always feel rotated" ### Output: "bearnadette: goodnight yall\nGOODNIGHT TO YOU ESPECIALLY, ZUMIE. ominous tone"
"jaws: nice, ice cold strawberry mango tea."
"dvs: This fan is intense. It's on medium and I'm not sure I can stand to have it blowing directly on me.
### Input: "jaws: nice, ice cold strawberry mango tea." ### Output: "dvs: This fan is intense. It's on medium and I'm not sure I can stand to have it blowing directly on me.
"Compgeke: NtensityXTREME"
"AWIN90: maybe you can make it oscillate"
### Input: "Compgeke: NtensityXTREME" ### Output: "AWIN90: maybe you can make it oscillate"
"Compgeke: I have an oscilloscope"
"AWIN90: great"
### Input: "Compgeke: I have an oscilloscope" ### Output: "AWIN90: great"
"jaws: gh got a new aircond\nits super cold now"
"dvs: small but mighty"
### Input: "jaws: gh got a new aircond\nits super cold now" ### Output: "dvs: small but mighty"
"Compgeke: I got one too :heart:"
"AWIN90: oh that's great, raj"
### Input: "Compgeke: I got one too :heart:" ### Output: "AWIN90: oh that's great, raj"
"dvs: metal blade fans are the bomb"
"AWIN90: it was fucking warm the last time i was there"
### Input: "dvs: metal blade fans are the bomb" ### Output: "AWIN90: it was fucking warm the last time i was there"
"Compgeke: in fact, I got a better one than I thought. S45 on craigslist was buyinng a cheap 5300BTU one and got a 7800...\nit cools my 10x10 room in no time flat"
"AWIN90: dvs Today at 2:18 PM\nsmall but mighty erik asks if that's what you call your peen"
### Input: "Compgeke: in fact, I got a better one than I thought. S45 on craigslist was buyinng a cheap 5300BTU one and got a 7800...\nit cools my 10x10 room in no time flat" ### Output: "AWIN90: dvs Today at 2:18 PM\nsmall but mighty erik asks if that's what you call your peen"
"dvs: Where's Erik?"
"Ewoodthemacguy Erik: howdy"
### Input: "dvs: Where's Erik?" ### Output: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: howdy"
"AWIN90: in my heart"
"dvs: Ah, nerds"
### Input: "AWIN90: in my heart" ### Output: "dvs: Ah, nerds"
"Ewoodthemacguy Erik: :heart:"
"jaws: im looking for one of those fans that are like supercooling and sheit"
### Input: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: :heart:" ### Output: "jaws: im looking for one of those fans that are like supercooling and sheit"
"AWIN90: :joy: :joy: :joy:"
"Ewoodthemacguy Erik: No response means that it is true right?"
### Input: "AWIN90: :joy: :joy: :joy:" ### Output: "Ewoodthemacguy Erik: No response means that it is true right?"
"AWIN90: benned"
"jaws: b"
### Input: "AWIN90: benned" ### Output: "jaws: b"