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"bearnadette: HANDSHAPE IS VETTING YOU TO JOIN HIS BANDO. STOP VETTING THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES." | "Nerd: one sec" | ### Input: "bearnadette: HANDSHAPE IS VETTING YOU TO JOIN HIS BANDO. STOP VETTING THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES." ### Output: "Nerd: one sec" |
"bearnadette: ok\nBando?..\nBandai." | "handshape: Bento." | ### Input: "bearnadette: ok\nBando?..\nBandai." ### Output: "handshape: Bento." |
"jaws: BANDAI" | "bearnadette: Bindu. Jolee Bindu. Best Jedi." | ### Input: "jaws: BANDAI" ### Output: "bearnadette: Bindu. Jolee Bindu. Best Jedi." |
"handshape: Bindi?" | "Christie: Get in a wooden box with Handshape to join his bento" | ### Input: "handshape: Bindi?" ### Output: "Christie: Get in a wooden box with Handshape to join his bento" |
"bearnadette: lie horizontally beside Handshape." | "handshape: A lacquer box." | ### Input: "bearnadette: lie horizontally beside Handshape." ### Output: "handshape: A lacquer box." |
"c y a n: Bando" | "bearnadette: We already said bando." | ### Input: "c y a n: Bando" ### Output: "bearnadette: We already said bando." |
"c y a n: Oops" | "handshape: A liquor box?\nAh...\nlick her box." | ### Input: "c y a n: Oops" ### Output: "handshape: A liquor box?\nAh...\nlick her box." |
"jaws: a cigar box" | "c y a n: A shoe box" | ### Input: "jaws: a cigar box" ### Output: "c y a n: A shoe box" |
"jaws: a motherfucking box" | "handshape: Step one: cut a hole in the box." | ### Input: "jaws: a motherfucking box" ### Output: "handshape: Step one: cut a hole in the box." |
"bearnadette: In your endo, handshape." | "c y a n: Boxing gloves" | ### Input: "bearnadette: In your endo, handshape." ### Output: "c y a n: Boxing gloves" |
"jaws: weightlifting gloves" | "c y a n: Goalkeeper gloves" | ### Input: "jaws: weightlifting gloves" ### Output: "c y a n: Goalkeeper gloves" |
"jaws: glove box" | "c y a n: Box of boxes" | ### Input: "jaws: glove box" ### Output: "c y a n: Box of boxes" |
"Christie: Wait, what's in handshape's endocrinologist?" | "jaws: uh\na box" | ### Input: "Christie: Wait, what's in handshape's endocrinologist?" ### Output: "jaws: uh\na box" |
"c y a n: yes\n@pug LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE BOXES" | "Christie: Is this a metaphor for contemporary society?" | ### Input: "c y a n: yes\n@pug LETS GET ROOOIGHT INTO THE BOXES" ### Output: "Christie: Is this a metaphor for contemporary society?" |
"c y a n: wat" | "jaws: yes" | ### Input: "c y a n: wat" ### Output: "jaws: yes" |
"Christie: Everyone getting into their boxes yknow" | "c y a n: Umm\nI guess" | ### Input: "Christie: Everyone getting into their boxes yknow" ### Output: "c y a n: Umm\nI guess" |
"Christie: METAPHORS INTENSELY" | "jaws: a metaphor for everyone working in their own cubicles" | ### Input: "Christie: METAPHORS INTENSELY" ### Output: "jaws: a metaphor for everyone working in their own cubicles" |
"c y a n: Didnt mean to" | "jaws: always slaving away\nworkikng day to day" | ### Input: "c y a n: Didnt mean to" ### Output: "jaws: always slaving away\nworkikng day to day" |
"c y a n: But it is right\n9 to 5\nBut to think of it our tv is a box" | "jaws: geting into a boc to go back to live in another box" | ### Input: "c y a n: But it is right\n9 to 5\nBut to think of it our tv is a box" ### Output: "jaws: geting into a boc to go back to live in another box" |
"c y a n: Our phone is a box" | "jaws: watching things on a box" | ### Input: "c y a n: Our phone is a box" ### Output: "jaws: watching things on a box" |
"c y a n: Our PC monitor is a box" | "jaws: playing games on a box" | ### Input: "c y a n: Our PC monitor is a box" ### Output: "jaws: playing games on a box" |
"c y a n: Our life is boxes dude" | "jaws: our entire life\njust boxes" | ### Input: "c y a n: Our life is boxes dude" ### Output: "jaws: our entire life\njust boxes" |
"c y a n: Yup" | "Christie: I was thinkin' more in the identity politics way, but the physical box thing works too!" | ### Input: "c y a n: Yup" ### Output: "Christie: I was thinkin' more in the identity politics way, but the physical box thing works too!" |
"c y a n: But you are right too" | "jaws: identity wha\ni dumdum" | ### Input: "c y a n: But you are right too" ### Output: "jaws: identity wha\ni dumdum" |
"Christie: Whatever, politics thing with lots of box metaphors about\nThis is the casual place\nLet's never get that close to politics ever again" | "jaws: casual boxes" | ### Input: "Christie: Whatever, politics thing with lots of box metaphors about\nThis is the casual place\nLet's never get that close to politics ever again" ### Output: "jaws: casual boxes" |
"c y a n: Yeah" | "Christie: wipes brow phew that was a close shave" | ### Input: "c y a n: Yeah" ### Output: "Christie: wipes brow phew that was a close shave" |
"coffee: I am so lost" | "c y a n: But one last thing about boxes" | ### Input: "coffee: I am so lost" ### Output: "c y a n: But one last thing about boxes" |
"jaws: o" | "bearnadette: I am so boxed in by this conversation of boxes.." | ### Input: "jaws: o" ### Output: "bearnadette: I am so boxed in by this conversation of boxes.." |
"jaws: is a doctor in the house" | "c y a n: There are like box hotels in japan" | ### Input: "jaws: is a doctor in the house" ### Output: "c y a n: There are like box hotels in japan" |
"bearnadette: I'm struggling to think outside of this boxthemed box." | "c y a n: Basically live in a box" | ### Input: "bearnadette: I'm struggling to think outside of this boxthemed box." ### Output: "c y a n: Basically live in a box" |
"coffee: I feel like I'm trapped\nin a heartshaped box" | "jaws: in a box" | ### Input: "coffee: I feel like I'm trapped\nin a heartshaped box" ### Output: "jaws: in a box" |
"Christie: Dodecahedrons anyone?" | "bearnadette: Dodecahedrons are sexy" | ### Input: "Christie: Dodecahedrons anyone?" ### Output: "bearnadette: Dodecahedrons are sexy" |
"coffee: Nirvana reference pls" | "bearnadette: ... Icosahedrons, though?\nMmmh!" | ### Input: "coffee: Nirvana reference pls" ### Output: "bearnadette: ... Icosahedrons, though?\nMmmh!" |
"c y a n: What these words mean is beyond me" | "bearnadette: Polyhedrons." | ### Input: "c y a n: What these words mean is beyond me" ### Output: "bearnadette: Polyhedrons." |
"jaws: something somthing cobain thought outside the box" | "Christie: Shapes of many sides" | ### Input: "jaws: something somthing cobain thought outside the box" ### Output: "Christie: Shapes of many sides" |
"bearnadette: Like polygons but cooler." | "c y a n: Oh\nI just googled icosahedron\nPretty cool" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Like polygons but cooler." ### Output: "c y a n: Oh\nI just googled icosahedron\nPretty cool" |
"bearnadette: Zocchihedrons are nearly a sphere and it irritates me." | "c y a n: Yeah they get closer and closer to a sphere" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Zocchihedrons are nearly a sphere and it irritates me." ### Output: "c y a n: Yeah they get closer and closer to a sphere" |
"coffee: what in the world number does Zocchihe even mean" | "Christie: Oh god you're right that is irritating" | ### Input: "coffee: what in the world number does Zocchihe even mean" ### Output: "Christie: Oh god you're right that is irritating" |
"c y a n: How many sides does that thing have?" | "coffee: 100" | ### Input: "c y a n: How many sides does that thing have?" ### Output: "coffee: 100" |
"jaws: one too many" | "coffee: the number is 100" | ### Input: "jaws: one too many" ### Output: "coffee: the number is 100" |
"c y a n: Oh" | "bearnadette: Googled some polyhedra up.\n... great dirhombicosidodecahedron\nThat's a word.\nThat's a thing." | ### Input: "c y a n: Oh" ### Output: "bearnadette: Googled some polyhedra up.\n... great dirhombicosidodecahedron\nThat's a word.\nThat's a thing." |
"jaws: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" | "coffee: that is a funky looking thing" | ### Input: "jaws: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" ### Output: "coffee: that is a funky looking thing" |
"c y a n: I never thought 100 would be enough to make a sphere and to get that smoothness" | "Compgeke: :fire: :fire:" | ### Input: "c y a n: I never thought 100 would be enough to make a sphere and to get that smoothness" ### Output: "Compgeke: :fire: :fire:" |
"Christie: Yeesh" | "bearnadette: shit's fire, bra." | ### Input: "Christie: Yeesh" ### Output: "bearnadette: shit's fire, bra." |
"jaws: bra" | "c y a n: That is crazier than all of the polygons you mentioned" | ### Input: "jaws: bra" ### Output: "c y a n: That is crazier than all of the polygons you mentioned" |
"Christie: Eyes widened, one hand on face, eyebrows raised this has been body language descriptions co.\nThat was the reaction to that polyhedron\nJeez loise" | "bearnadette: Geometry's neat." | ### Input: "Christie: Eyes widened, one hand on face, eyebrows raised this has been body language descriptions co.\nThat was the reaction to that polyhedron\nJeez loise" ### Output: "bearnadette: Geometry's neat." |
"c y a n: I'm having more trouble counting the sides than reading the name\nIf I knew latin maybe it would help" | "bearnadette: Another thing\nI don't even know what a disnub is." | ### Input: "c y a n: I'm having more trouble counting the sides than reading the name\nIf I knew latin maybe it would help" ### Output: "bearnadette: Another thing\nI don't even know what a disnub is." |
"c y a n: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" | "Compgeke: lrem ipsum? Are we doing typesetting?" | ### Input: "c y a n: Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" ### Output: "Compgeke: lrem ipsum? Are we doing typesetting?" |
"bearnadette: gettus dunked onus." | "Compgeke: don'\ndon't have no widows or ophans!\nI can" | ### Input: "bearnadette: gettus dunked onus." ### Output: "Compgeke: don'\ndon't have no widows or ophans!\nI can" |
"c y a n: I don't know, that's the only latin i know" | "Compgeke: fuck me I can't type as I was trying to say" | ### Input: "c y a n: I don't know, that's the only latin i know" ### Output: "Compgeke: fuck me I can't type as I was trying to say" |
"c y a n: @TSK\nOops\n@compgeke" | "bearnadette: @c y a n" | ### Input: "c y a n: @TSK\nOops\n@compgeke" ### Output: "bearnadette: @c y a n" |
"c y a n: @yoey bear" | "bearnadette: @pingboy" | ### Input: "c y a n: @yoey bear" ### Output: "bearnadette: @pingboy" |
"Compgeke: @dat boi" | "c y a n: wat" | ### Input: "Compgeke: @dat boi" ### Output: "c y a n: wat" |
"bearnadette: ohshitwaddup" | "c y a n: @kim jongun\nWtf someone next door shouted like mad" | ### Input: "bearnadette: ohshitwaddup" ### Output: "c y a n: @kim jongun\nWtf someone next door shouted like mad" |
"Compgeke: LIKE MAD\ntest" | "c y a n: Yes" | ### Input: "Compgeke: LIKE MAD\ntest" ### Output: "c y a n: Yes" |
"Compgeke: oh LIKE MAD" | "c y a n: No\nJust shouted something" | ### Input: "Compgeke: oh LIKE MAD" ### Output: "c y a n: No\nJust shouted something" |
"Compgeke: I'm used to whatever being italics and whatever being bold" | "c y a n: I couldn't really get it" | ### Input: "Compgeke: I'm used to whatever being italics and whatever being bold" ### Output: "c y a n: I couldn't really get it" |
"Compgeke: oh whatever is italics\nformatting is weird" | "c y a n: Is this same as reddit formatting?\ntest\nOh" | ### Input: "Compgeke: oh whatever is italics\nformatting is weird" ### Output: "c y a n: Is this same as reddit formatting?\ntest\nOh" |
"bearnadette: like dude" | "Compgeke: I'll try my statement again, I'm used to single underscore surrounding a section being italics and a single asterisk being bold" | ### Input: "bearnadette: like dude" ### Output: "Compgeke: I'll try my statement again, I'm used to single underscore surrounding a section being italics and a single asterisk being bold" |
"c y a n: test\nOops" | "Compgeke: not single asterisk being italics and double being bold" | ### Input: "c y a n: test\nOops" ### Output: "Compgeke: not single asterisk being italics and double being bold" |
"bearnadette: best\ntildes" | "c y a n: What was strikethrough" | ### Input: "bearnadette: best\ntildes" ### Output: "c y a n: What was strikethrough" |
"bearnadette: not dashes" | "c y a n: Oh" | ### Input: "bearnadette: not dashes" ### Output: "c y a n: Oh" |
"Compgeke: is used for something other than ascii dicks?" | "c y a n: yo" | ### Input: "Compgeke: is used for something other than ascii dicks?" ### Output: "c y a n: yo" |
"Compgeke: amazing" | "Fafnir: Ayy what's up guys" | ### Input: "Compgeke: amazing" ### Output: "Fafnir: Ayy what's up guys" |
"c y a n: And ANIME DESU\nYo @Fafnir" | "bearnadette: kawae" | ### Input: "c y a n: And ANIME DESU\nYo @Fafnir" ### Output: "bearnadette: kawae" |
"c y a n: animus" | "bearnadette: i totally knew what that was" | ### Input: "c y a n: animus" ### Output: "bearnadette: i totally knew what that was" |
"c y a n: The dog?" | "bearnadette: I um\nI saw an ASCII thing and because discord I didn't really see it." | ### Input: "c y a n: The dog?" ### Output: "bearnadette: I um\nI saw an ASCII thing and because discord I didn't really see it." |
"c y a n: That was a dog i think" | "this emptiness i feel: 1 week from now boys.\ni'll have my mabie todd.\nand there'll be creme in my pants" | ### Input: "c y a n: That was a dog i think" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: 1 week from now boys.\ni'll have my mabie todd.\nand there'll be creme in my pants" |
"c y a n: Ink pen?" | "Compgeke: one year from now I'll have a new bike tire maybe. Darn FedEx Smart Post takes longer than shipping from the US to France" | ### Input: "c y a n: Ink pen?" ### Output: "Compgeke: one year from now I'll have a new bike tire maybe. Darn FedEx Smart Post takes longer than shipping from the US to France" |
"this emptiness i feel: not just any ink pen.\na mabie todd swan.\n1911\n190611" | "c y a n: Nice" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: not just any ink pen.\na mabie todd swan.\n1911\n190611" ### Output: "c y a n: Nice" |
"this emptiness i feel: MINT CONDITION\nrip my bank account" | "c y a n: My friend has a messed up new ink pen\nIt doesn't have the ink with it tho" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: MINT CONDITION\nrip my bank account" ### Output: "c y a n: My friend has a messed up new ink pen\nIt doesn't have the ink with it tho" |
"Compgeke: I just use Pentel Energel pens because I'm cheap\nand I have like 50 of them" | "c y a n: I never saw 1 person with an ink pen in Turkey" | ### Input: "Compgeke: I just use Pentel Energel pens because I'm cheap\nand I have like 50 of them" ### Output: "c y a n: I never saw 1 person with an ink pen in Turkey" |
"coffee: wait, so you ordered a 106 year old pen?" | "c y a n: Where I live at least" | ### Input: "coffee: wait, so you ordered a 106 year old pen?" ### Output: "c y a n: Where I live at least" |
"this emptiness i feel: not only one.\nthis'll be my fourth pen over S100bucks\nkill me now" | "coffee: noice" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: not only one.\nthis'll be my fourth pen over S100bucks\nkill me now" ### Output: "coffee: noice" |
"bearnadette: kkk" | "Christie: If ya fancy" | ### Input: "bearnadette: kkk" ### Output: "Christie: If ya fancy" |
"coffee: I wish I learned Calligraphy as a kid" | "bearnadette: Use more ink that looks like space." | ### Input: "coffee: I wish I learned Calligraphy as a kid" ### Output: "bearnadette: Use more ink that looks like space." |
"this emptiness i feel: yes, i drink my coffee with my pinkie up" | "c y a n: We have like a 204 year old big ass tree here" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: yes, i drink my coffee with my pinkie up" ### Output: "c y a n: We have like a 204 year old big ass tree here" |
"coffee: I drink anything with my pinkie up @this emptiness i feel\nit's a reflex" | "c y a n: The tree was there when Ataturk was born" | ### Input: "coffee: I drink anything with my pinkie up @this emptiness i feel\nit's a reflex" ### Output: "c y a n: The tree was there when Ataturk was born" |
"bearnadette: coffee, stop being fancy" | "this emptiness i feel: hrnghhh ahab" | ### Input: "bearnadette: coffee, stop being fancy" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: hrnghhh ahab" |
"bearnadette: i see" | "Christie: From Neuron Brain" | ### Input: "bearnadette: i see" ### Output: "Christie: From Neuron Brain" |
"this emptiness i feel: oh" | "coffee: ;; stop reminding me that I have languages to learn" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: oh" ### Output: "coffee: ;; stop reminding me that I have languages to learn" |
"this emptiness i feel: thats my neurology reference book" | "Christie: Wow\nNice" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: thats my neurology reference book" ### Output: "Christie: Wow\nNice" |
"this emptiness i feel: the cover is nice and hard\n:smirk:\njust how i like it" | "bearnadette: Is it long?" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: the cover is nice and hard\n:smirk:\njust how i like it" ### Output: "bearnadette: Is it long?" |
"this emptiness i feel: fuck paperback." | "coffee: I could do some drills on Hiragana and Katakana once in a while\nI need to start learning kanji\nslowly" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: fuck paperback." ### Output: "coffee: I could do some drills on Hiragana and Katakana once in a while\nI need to start learning kanji\nslowly" |
"Compgeke: my reaction to pens:" | "bearnadette: HEH" | ### Input: "Compgeke: my reaction to pens:" ### Output: "bearnadette: HEH" |
"Christie: I have a whole pack of bic crystals on my desk\nThey're like ablative pens" | "bearnadette: Ah, so you can drop them from the atmosphere and they'll be good?" | ### Input: "Christie: I have a whole pack of bic crystals on my desk\nThey're like ablative pens" ### Output: "bearnadette: Ah, so you can drop them from the atmosphere and they'll be good?" |
"Christie: You just use and use them till you lose them then grab another\nYou vent pens but just have a bunch" | "bearnadette: You can fill your heatshield with those pens." | ### Input: "Christie: You just use and use them till you lose them then grab another\nYou vent pens but just have a bunch" ### Output: "bearnadette: You can fill your heatshield with those pens." |
"Compgeke: anymore I like to just type stuff if possible\nI have a printer and I have a typewriter" | "Christie: Like those tights that cost only a quid and are good for like a day" | ### Input: "Compgeke: anymore I like to just type stuff if possible\nI have a printer and I have a typewriter" ### Output: "Christie: Like those tights that cost only a quid and are good for like a day" |
"bearnadette: Heh." | "Christie: Then they're just basically gone\nYou need loads so its probs not even cheaper\nThough once I did actually run a bic crystal to its end" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Heh." ### Output: "Christie: Then they're just basically gone\nYou need loads so its probs not even cheaper\nThough once I did actually run a bic crystal to its end" |
"Compgeke: my typewriter even does justification and has some sort of spellcheck that I can't get to work\nI usually run a pen until its out of ink" | "bearnadette: Hum. I lose things too frequently to trust myself with small, expensive things." | ### Input: "Compgeke: my typewriter even does justification and has some sort of spellcheck that I can't get to work\nI usually run a pen until its out of ink" ### Output: "bearnadette: Hum. I lose things too frequently to trust myself with small, expensive things." |
"Compgeke: I've a small pile of these energels that're out of ink" | "this emptiness i feel: this is a lamy\nits cheap" | ### Input: "Compgeke: I've a small pile of these energels that're out of ink" ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: this is a lamy\nits cheap" |
"bearnadette: You're lamia." | "this emptiness i feel: i carry it around everyday.\nwow rude.\nthanks obama" | ### Input: "bearnadette: You're lamia." ### Output: "this emptiness i feel: i carry it around everyday.\nwow rude.\nthanks obama" |
"bearnadette: ok" | "Christie: Umm\nWhat" | ### Input: "bearnadette: ok" ### Output: "Christie: Umm\nWhat" |
"Compgeke: but I can get 12 of my pens for S20" | "Christie: Where'd anyone's bits get into this?" | ### Input: "Compgeke: but I can get 12 of my pens for S20" ### Output: "Christie: Where'd anyone's bits get into this?" |
"bearnadette: I don't know." | "Compgeke: can I get 12 of those for S20?" | ### Input: "bearnadette: I don't know." ### Output: "Compgeke: can I get 12 of those for S20?" |
"bearnadette: I said Lamia. As in snake people." | "Christie: Oh they were censored its allgood" | ### Input: "bearnadette: I said Lamia. As in snake people." ### Output: "Christie: Oh they were censored its allgood" |
"this emptiness i feel: i broke two ceramic plates today\n..\n30 minutes wasted" | "Christie: Oh shit is like quater past 3" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: i broke two ceramic plates today\n..\n30 minutes wasted" ### Output: "Christie: Oh shit is like quater past 3" |
"this emptiness i feel: cleaning up" | "Christie: Im out" | ### Input: "this emptiness i feel: cleaning up" ### Output: "Christie: Im out" |
"bearnadette: Oh!" | "Christie: Crapping hell" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Oh!" ### Output: "Christie: Crapping hell" |
"bearnadette: Sleep tight!\nOr at least try!" | "Christie: Cheers, see you all about" | ### Input: "bearnadette: Sleep tight!\nOr at least try!" ### Output: "Christie: Cheers, see you all about" |