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| What's the craziest thing you've seen hard to do? I went to a mental hospital instead of rehab. I think Helen Killer is not real. Oh yeah, oh yeah. She's getting a little bit mixed up. Okay, I'm just asking you, I don't know. You should put those behind the paywall honey. That's what we're thinking. He didn't know too many of the words about you. But now I'm saying kiss my chin today. | |
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| The next episode of The Diaries From The Diaries Hey, all, welcome back to another episode of Talk To A. You got Moose again today and then we got Miss Brianna. Then we got Grace and thank you for having us up in here again. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey | |
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| I don't know what I was thinking because she had all my friends now. So I was like, dude, I feel like we really got to work this out dude. And I was just Facebook messaging her like little too much. Like at the time I didn't know what our restraining order was but you probably, I probably should have had one. These are only ten. Yeah, you're like ten. That's OK. You're smart and they're free. Yeah. You know? You're like, oh, in front of a wall. Well, and then we went on a camping trip together because no one else would. If you were a guy, you'd be like, oh, I'm a guy, oh, I'm a guy. So you're like, oh, I'm a guy. So you're like, oh, I'm a guy. So you're like, oh, I'm a guy. So you're like, oh, I'm a guy. So you're like, oh, I'm a guy. | |
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| see in the bar still bathroom in the bar still bathroom. I was a bit if I started that. I'll see much on my boy. Not too much on my boy. I favorite conspiracy theory you were among to me. I think Helen Keller is not real. Oh yeah. I was just blown in death and they let her fly off a complaint. It's incredible. I'm sure not. She's getting out of the military. She's getting out of the military. She's getting out of the military? Yeah, she's getting out of the military. I'm trying to get out of the military. I thought Helen Keller flew a fucking plane. I'm really scared. | |
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| Yeah, I also like the blood vowels and stuff like Megan Fox and MGK have yeah, those are fucking crazy Her and her That's scared me Like these little vowels like it's a necklace and her toenails in it. That's fucked up That's crazy. That's love I'll get it where I can if I have to do that then fun Which I'll worry chillish toenails necklaces um not particularly know | |
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| I don't want to go to the other day. Would you? No, that girl was deemed me. She was like, we didn't have a girl's night. Make sure you go to her toenails out and make sure that you're making friends shoot. That was like, I don't know. I was just like, buzzed up, and I was like, there's not why she's been serious, right? Sure enough she was. No, that's just me too. And I was like, what actress would you choose to portray yourself in a movie? I'll answer my briefcase, okay? I'll read Pauze up. She would pick Lentilohan, I'd do opera. Yes, I could see that 100%. How would you pick the opera plot? | |
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| Loza. Okay. Lofer. Who would you pick? Cindy Luhu girl. They're not gonna tell that a million times. Like even before this should happen, I've always been told that. She's like, well you're not gonna look like Cindy Luhu. You don't look like Cindy Luhu. You look like the actress that plays her. I don't know where name. Corridor's going to go. You look like, yeah. Where am I, you okay? No, Cindy Luhu is actually the one who doesn't have the crazy nose in that movie. Yeah, because she's still a baby. Oh, no, you know. She's the only one who's normal and can she be the grey for what it really is. Oh, and you're. I don't know who I'd pick. I don't know who I'd pick. | |
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| Everyone says it looks like Madison Ray, but out. Don't know if I'd want her to play me in a movie He's an actress. She is. She's not bad. Yeah, what's one moving bed that makes a mango crazy. Oh, God Oh, no grace. Boys stick up stick a finger in their ass I like that one. That's my favorite answer yet. That is the best one Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha | |
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| I don't know, you have to have the same answer every time. Okay. I was just assumed we'll be hooked to it. Why would you assume that? I'm out with crazy. I'm fucking what is wrong with you. You're out. She's out of her fucking mind. I'm sorry for her. That's okay. I'm so sorry. Gosh. We need to get you a slogan. That's just shit on it. No. That's no. She didn't agree to that. Yeah, I didn't agree to that. I'm sorry for her. I don't know what to draw. I don't know what to draw. We've got to come up to us other day. | |
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| Look I know you and he's like, you're the spent on it girl. That's the shit on it girl. Man, her fucking lost. I blame Whitney for that one. Yeah. That was all Whitney for that one. Yeah, that was good. Yeah. That's okay. That's okay. Well, thank you, ladies for coming. Thanks for having us. Thanks for having us. Bye, guys. Bye! Hey, allah, hope you enjoyed the show. And if you haven't gotten yourself in it, talk to a March. Be sure to click the link in the description below, so we can match. Tag me and talk to a wirewatch in the episode. And let us know what you think. And before you go, don't forget to subscribe to that button. | |
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| was around, so I said, finally, Grace, we can hang out. And then we can't put that purple after that. So, how long ago been friends? Fifty to sixteen years? Yeah. Yeah. Damn. Ten minutes. All right, y'all, big announcement, it's time for the reveal. And now I'm not talking about Piqui. I'm talking about the best offer for this NBA season. And all know the best, can ball be in bat. All new and existing users will get a deposit match on better picks. It doesn't matter if it's your first time or your 50th time. Get in there right now and make it deposit. And better pick. | |
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| is gonna match it. Play better picks all NBA Cs and long. The easiest way to win at thousand times your money. Did you guys meet high school high school? Yeah. She moved to Moscow and started dating more of my friends. Sorry. Oh, sorry. I was like, she was like a bitch. I was like, I'm not gonna talk to her. She and my other friends at the same place. I was like, I'm not speaking harsh. She's gonna be a bitch. And she thought we were weird. Yeah. Well, they all talked to my brother. So I was like, these freaking sledge trying to get with my brother. And then yeah, we passed him around. And I was like, actually like them. | |
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| for this, you're probably the rag doll of friend groups. Yeah, they went to different socials. And he was like, takes the whole friend group. Like, we had like four or five different girls. And he take his turns, just go on around like, they're all of a sudden. And then they moved. So I was like, well, shit, everybody's done how to brother. Oh, I think. Then we got stuck at school one day, and then her and her sister took me my other friend home. And then we just kind of clicked from there. And then you became besties. And now you guys, I feel like having separated since everything blew up with the Vinnyo. We're not going on to either. | |
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| Yeah, I can't do anything about myself, that's fair. We just were the same way when her started. I said, your common and we never stopped. So, wait, were you in school? Yeah, so, it was 2020, so I was gonna take a semester off. And I was like that day, I was gonna buy a car because I was like saving all summer to buy a car. And it was a stick shift and a crowd. I can't drive. I thought it was a stick shift. It actually makes me upset. Anyways, when I got there it was a stick shift and I just sat there and, well, one of my dad wrote. | |
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| He's like, I'll teach you how to do it. I don't know why I'm telling that part. But anyways, I was gonna buy a car that day. I called them. Did you really call them? I called them. Okay. I got this thing with my dad. She always asked to tell me to call them because we don't get along. Anyways, we're out. I thought I would be very tight. I know, okay. Well, anyways, I didn't buy the car that day, but thank God because we were gonna call me and she said, do you wanna move New York with me? And I said, absolutely. I just like, without even thinking, I was like, yeah, I gotta go and on. So you just had to sit up and was like, like, we, | |
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| We like, we'll listically plan to day that we were both going to move at the same time. But yeah, like, the most part of this, right now. Right, right now. Right, right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. Right now. | |
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| said something about who cares what I have to say excuse me Dave you tell him excuse me the care for you have to say Dave yeah exactly Dave I do I actually do he he he he writes my checks he writes my checks so I care immensely what he has to say I'm just saying I'm on record I care what he has to say I think we got off on the wrong foot when you ask me if I give him the hawker and all and I said no I told you I'm going to come clear that | |
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| It's nothing personal. He's just older. I don't look at him like that. Then I'm a seduous, a terrible person. No, no. But now I'm saying kiss my ass, Dave. See what happened, D.P. Man. See what happened. And like the Donald Trump stick, she hates him. I was like, this is just like no hot. Like, where'd that? Like, it's nothing against him. I don't get it. It's just, they're old men. I don't want to spit on their dick. I don't know the song we're talking, kiss. | |
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| to a thing. That's it. I don't think anyone wants to really get up all McDonald's junk. I don't know. Yeah, after I watched the family guy episode, like with Donald Trump in it, I was a little scared of him. Like, did you say it? Like, when he was like, when he was a big, when he was a big. Yeah. I was like, what the fuck? It's like, is he really like that? I think so, yes? Oh, it's a cartoon. Oh, it's a cartoon. I think he's been also, like, edit seven. Once he talked and they cracked me up. Yeah. He went on, what? The Nalk podcast? Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. | |
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| Well, we've got to get four of us. We got to get four of us. Oh, yeah. No, that's for you. You're so sweet, Chocet. You're ready? Yeah. That was all throughout the show. I don't know. There we go. I never once knew. Chocet. What did you say? I need to talk to her therapist. Okay. Two words are a really good name for the podcast. I was very- That's all hard right there. That a girl. That's really good. I think you look a few different ones. What else did you know of us? You get me? | |
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| All these presidents are going on podcast comedy. It is on college eddy. Yeah, it is just it's a new one since a new world It's crazy. She's in a bunch of shit for that too. It's she Almy Cooper is yeah, I tell me different politics Kamal has has been wanted to come on our podcast. We said no thank you Not for any political reasons. We're just not to guys for that. Yeah That's my thing. I can't talk about it. I don't know enough about it too talk about it. Yeah. I don't know. I got idiot Me like yeah, I'm for president. Yeah, it would | |
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| we were just like not our stick. Yeah, not our shirt, because I'm on skis. We would have. Yeah, yeah, different. But I don't know if we can conduct that, honestly. If I'm being a police officer, I don't think we would do that. High school. It's all we care about for anybody. It's all we ask people. Even when we had Dave on our podcast, we were like, so we'll be like an high school. And he's like, who cares? What's Dave like in high school? Sounds like he was the same. The same, yeah. Some people on the other side. Facebook guy. I can figure it. | |
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| but yeah, no we hate cigarettes. I don't have these smoke cigarettes. How old you hate cigarettes. I think I'm ready for our leather jacket. I think that's the opposite of what you were thinking. I think you just like plain baseball. I mean, it's kind of what you're saying. Did you say all picture of him? Oh yeah, we have high school day of pictures. We asked his mom for pictures because we had him on our live show and we like surprised him with all these like baby pictures and he was like, how did you get these? Yeah. Okay, the thing with him, I feel like he's nice off camera. Yeah. | |
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| I could so see that. He's not like I seem like he's genuine, but then cameras on and he's like, let me talk my shit. I think even on camera, he's not even trying to be me. He's just brutally honest, which is... I respect that though. I'm a lie. Like even if he's not right, he's just stands by what he says. So... I think I could, well, he had me a little confused because he took up for me for like the Met's thing that went on. What? So? I was there at the first page at the Met's game. What was it like a month or two ago? I was there for like... | |
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| I mean sure I got to thought to put the good throw she called it so that's all that matter But I didn't but I don't add to their charity that had gone on there and I was like, oh, you know That's a good thing to get to so we went to their game You know, done stuff for their charity and then they let us saw the first pitch. I got shit on about met spans And then they've took up for me. He was like, oh, she's doing like a good thing like how you'll be on my pitches about it And I was like He tells like me and then he said something about how he does not ever want to come on this spot. No | |
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| I think he does like you. I think he thinks the same thing about BFF. He's like, why does a new one a listen to us, either way? I think he's just like, podcasts are over-saturated. I don't think he meant it in a hurtful way. I think he just is a very abrasive man and he gets a little misunderstood. Maybe. But I think he does like you. Because he said that about, he loves anything charitable. He does a lot of charitable work, too. He does. Yeah, I won't ever guess it. Yeah, I know. People think he's really bad, but he's not. They, we might, could be friends, maybe. Yeah. | |
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| I think you guys could be friends. All right, I'm a letter in the mail. Yeah. I'm going to get sent my time to have a set of a friendship, by set of my, oh, he would let that. You probably would like what the fuck is this. It just talks it out, that's a lot of news. It's a Swiftie. So he would like that. It's not a Swiftie. Yes, we need a versa on Dave. Yeah, yeah, we kind of get him on here. Yeah, I feel like, we just take him down to Homer's site with him. Yeah. He's a very big Swiftie, like, die hard Swiftie. I would have not have guessed that. I wouldn't have either. You didn't know about his eras, erotored jacket? | |
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| He had, what even is it so he made a jacket for Taylor Swift's concert, it's hand painted all of the errors and he passed it around to every single show, it went to every single concert. Like, even across into like, Paris and stuff. So he's a fan girl. Yeah, he's a fan girl. I love that. Wait, so what do you do like give it to someone or like, they would mail it. They would find someone at like one show and then mail it to the next show and like mail it. It went ever. That's come to the hood of the traveling Dave's jacket. Yes, exactly. All right. | |
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| do you guys fan girls about anything? Anybody? I'm not a swifty. I don't grow old music. I haven't listened to our name music a whole lot. Yeah. She's got like one song, I think it's all too well like the 10-minute version. I really like that. That's a banger. I like it. I could never make it on that train. Yeah? Like Megamereoney. Do you like Megamereoney? Yeah. No. I don't do country music. What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Music. Yeah. My music tastes either in deer house. I like it. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. Music. I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby. I'm like a baby. | |
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| You're the chilling or going absolutely crazy. Yeah, I don't think you're a guy. I know what it gets to that. Yeah, what was it? It's like, she likes Horn B. R&B. Yeah. That was my first guess. I was like, yeah, she likes Horn B. My backup dance appearance. You can't like. I guess I'm R&B. Yeah, I'm being like R&B. Of course I do. I have. I said, you like the band you use this? I don't have sex. I don't really know. I like folk music, I don't listen to country music. Yeah. I don't think even considers that country music. What? He's like a different... | |
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| And then there was this one. Well, it was the other one. Sweet tea. 16 minutes. It was a wardass. Like the 15 minutes. Yeah, yeah. Like the 16. I like that. Like that. On the 15 minutes of fame, it's lasted a very long time. I knew it once too. I knew it. You called it before anybody. Yeah, I should have to you. You pulled it out of hiding. I know. That was crazy. You really did. I just kind of popped out that day. I know. She just showed up. Yeah. What's up? Where you go. In two, two, three, two. | |
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| I don't know how to explain to you. But it's like, yeah. I don't know. But I'm not listening to like, I mean, I used to listen to Lu-Bron. Yeah. Lu-Bron. Lu-Bron efficient. And I love it every day. That was a great thing. I loved Lu-Bron. But there's not a day where I'm getting in the car and like throwing on a fucking Lu-Come song. Yeah. Yeah. What? No. I'd rather... I love Lu-Bron. Like, more guond is there's no way. You don't even want them? No. But it's not that I don't like them. I don't... | |
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| like that music. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're not political. And you're never getting the car and just turn on the ex because you're like yeah, this is my man. No. No. Oh, it's weird. It's weird. Yes. He got your doll. Yeah. Boston. Boston Grove. Moose was sniffing all up on. Yeah, you should have brought Boston. I know. That event such a good idea. She's kind of crazy though. Yeah, like with that. I don't. I'm lonely. Oh, yeah. I don't think you're about getting pets. Do you have any pets? Yeah. I'm. | |
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| I have three dogs. Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, what are the names? I got Maggie, Coda, and Josie. Oh. Yeah, Maggie's much old. Wow. What? That's, I never heard of this. You're thinking of getting pets you're lying on camera. I'm just thinking, you know. What would you get a squirrel? I guess you haven't a finger monkey. What the fuck? Fuck. He's stealing my money. Why don't you get monkey? I can't actually see you. You never seen a finger on my face. You just play the army at the back? That'd be... | |
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| I think her monkeys are adorable aren't they let's go to the monkey I think they are legal. How do I have a phone? I'll look it up for you. I didn't even write you. Your children's. She shows bounce off. She kills it. She hates batshit. She hates hamsters. That's my apologies. I've had like 34 different hamsters. They all die tragic ways. Well I have like cuteness aggression. Like it's so little. They just look at you and squeeze it to death and kill it. That's a finger monkey. It's what it is. | |
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| Let's go back to that. You squeeze to death. You have to kill it. Well, I have like a cuteness aggression. You all have that. Oh, I got to my dog. I can just want or something when that airport wants a little kids and for all some like they're so cute. I just want to keep the We want to kick the two out of him for other reasons. What is this? The kids. Oh, I don't like kids. I love entirely. I like a lot. To be that lady. I like a cute kid. There's bears with civic kids that are cute. There's a | |
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| There's those little kids that turn purple when they cry and they're just like sticky in shit, which will probably grow our kids. Yeah. Our life they got like Cheeto puffed on their fingers and they're like touchy. That makes me sick. Yeah. The talk touched me. Yeah. I want to get like a little steak and like swat them away or something. Yeah. Please don't touch me. He's a certain kid's better. Okay. I'm more of an animal guy. Yeah same, too. You guys, too. I feel like you've been doing a lot of charity with animal rescues and shelters and stuff. I got a fun called Paws Across America. That's really cool. I think it's fun. I mean, like his. | |
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| for their selves and ask for help. Yeah, it's true. You got any charity work? like the Hurricane Victims or anything? A bar stool is doing one. Yes, so we're selling a shirt. Caleb Presley. We talk about Caleb a lot. Yeah, we do some... Caleb Presley works at Barstool. And he's from, like, in the town that got affected in North Carolina. So he sold a shirt through Barstool, where all the proceeds go towards the victims of leans. So we've just been reposting and helping that. And then I just did shows with our girl Whitney. Yeah, Whitney. | |
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| Sweety Cummings in South Carolina North Carolina both of those shows she put all the profits to a charity She rocks just like a mom. Yeah, she was talking about you felt like mom like she was like, I just you know I just wanted to take her on my wing. I love that woman. She's so sweet. Are you speaking? Are you all geared up for Nashville? I thought you got me out of that. Oh Oh I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I think you should do it | |
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| You're talking to me, you're talking to me. Especially because you committed, man. Yeah. Well, I got to think in about it and then the more I've watched, like a like stand-up act. So, I'm like, I can't fucking do that. I can't get on stage. Like what I'd done that was Zach, I almost shit myself. Like I don't know how I got a virgin crawl. I was like, what the fuck? It is scary. Is that not scary, yawn? I think it's scary, but then you do it. And then, you know, I'm feeling like, tough crowd and I've walked off stage. And then you could like, you could like feed into the, the, you know, crowdwork part of... | |
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| Like if somebody yells something, I feel like you'd be pretty fiery and like hit them back with something quick. I feel like that's the best part. Yeah. I feel like that will become a fun but I'd have to watch my mouth. I'm feel like I didn't travel. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not going to get on. All right, keep it straight. That can fix my eye to the crowd. You want to like mess with. I usually have to yell something out. Like what if they're just sitting there? If they're just sitting there, I don't know. It's, you know who not to pick on because there's some people of you, sir. | |
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| It was still my favorite day. That was such a good day. If you guys still live in Tennessee, okay? So you still just out there and you travel? Yeah, whenever it's time to get up and go, we just kinda, you know what I'm playing and just have to get on. No, I go back home. Wow. And you still live with grandma? Oh yeah, of course. I don't know. But it cooks like her. I saw the chicken. You see the chicken? I didn't catch the chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Yeah, okay. You raised them to eat them? I don't know how to do that. My granny's mom, but she's like, | |
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| picking on them. Do you know they're going to actually get their feelings heard? Yeah. I usually try to go with like white dudes. So do you got you boy friend or anything? No. No. What about you? You got you got boogie. Yeah. Tell us about Boogie. Well. Who the fuck is it? Is it Mount Rife? Boogie's actually very he's intimidated by that. Yeah. Okay. So do you have your hook up with Matt? No. Okay. I'm just asking you. I don't know. | |
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| I mean I need to ask these questions. And that man was like, alright, go to bed during the get naked. I've probably, really? Like, you know, I'd probably spazzled. I didn't know. Yeah, it wouldn't ever happen. So you have a boyfriend though, Pookie? Yeah. As a Friday. Oh, that's a door. So he's from Nashville. He's like, have you been here with him? I don't know. Is that in the around the area? It's just around the area. Around Nashville. Yeah. Oh, sorry. You're not from Nashville. I meant to say Tennessee. But he's just, he's not a social media guy. | |
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| I mean he has social media, but he don't like post or nothing like that. He's like, drive it on everything too. Oh shit. It's not like Jake Paul. No, no. This is hard. No. He doesn't get compared to that. Would you ever date someone in the public, either? I mean, that really have to wow me. I've like, would be in like competition or something like that, or they'd have like a big ego and I'd have to humble them really quick. Like, oh yeah, I'm the shit, no you're not. Yeah, I said on camera, I, one was that fucking- You rude the day. I said. | |
| 00:22:40 - 00:23:10 | |
| on BFF that I would never date anyone famous ever, literally never wanted to, and then it kind of just happened. So... Jen's your mom! Oh, I don't know. I wish it. I don't take famous people. But how do you end up with that? We, I went to one of his shows, and then we made a podcast episode about him, or about the show, and then he DMed me on Instagram. Also, I hate you to the DMs. You slid in the DMs, yeah. But I think it's better for the mental to not date someone famous, so... | |
| 00:23:10 - 00:23:40 | |
| I don't think I can do it. Yeah, it's a lot. It's okay, I got... How do you deal with that though, like all the rumors about them? We didn't post each other for a while, and then I was on tour and stuff. I don't know, the internet's crazy, and they run with stuff, and I don't ever defend myself online, so it kind of just spirals into a snowball, because I think it's stupid to feed into it, or like anything. There's rumors every new rumor every week of something. Yeah, finally. Yeah, so... I'm good in the internet, we'll believe like any... | |
| 00:23:40 - 00:24:10 | |
| Yeah, because I have to. Yeah. Everything I see online. So, what was it we say in the other day? Oh, the $750. Oh, the Kamala thing. They're like, she donated $750. And so it was wearing a belt that was like, cost more than that. Man, how are like, what the fuck. And then we tell Pookie about, he's like, y'all tell her don't. And I was like, what do you mean? He would call for me. Yeah, you guys go, but like us? Yeah. Yeah. Like when were you dating life? Yeah. Um, I'm very private when it comes to my dating life. Okay. | |
| 00:24:10 - 00:24:40 | |
| Not she's not. Yes, I am. I'm trying to be but you have the big ass mouth. Oh, yeah. Letters. Letters. I'll talk about this. So I went on a date for like the first time in like a year since like my last relationship, right? I get home from the day. It went so good, right? I guess we do. We went out to eat. He talked to my dad before the date and everything. Like it was sweet. Oh, wow. He was very nice and then I get home and I get a text from my ex that like I have. | |
| 00:24:40 - 00:25:10 | |
| and talk to him like, but I was like, what a fucking coincidence. I ain't talking to this man forever and he would text me the day I go on a date. I was like, that's not the fucking thing in the walls. You can feel it. He can feel it. His nugget, some fucking- Did you answer? No. Good. I don't understand what she sent me. I was like, well, the fuck, she sent me a screenshot of her messages for. I was like, oh, I'm getting her. I was like, Chelsea, what am I looking at? She said, look at the unsaved number, I said. No, look at her. Oh, no. I'm all fuckers in the wall. I don't like, did he text you wanting to hate? | |
| 00:25:10 - 00:25:40 | |
| out yes. It was like let's go ask me if I want to go watch some movie or something. This is not even out here. It's like no no. That even out here. He's a martial liquor. It was like, you know, come out to the 18th. So, Ma'am Puggy were on a date the other night, right? Right. And I just get to look and around while we're waiting on our fidget. You know what I mean? We weren't compensating anything. I looked around and there's this gabisitus. He was eating ribs. I looked over and every bit of it was like in his beard. Like chunks. It's sick. | |
| 00:25:40 - 00:26:10 | |
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| 00:26:10 - 00:26:40 | |
| chicken's heads and like cook them. Oh, I was even at the funsies. Who's my dad's mom? I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. I didn't even bring a chicken's head. You just cut it off. Like you swing them around to their neck breaks. Wow. It's awful. I can't even get a chance. I can't even do it. I can't even do it. He's like the most humane way. I guess we're really not suffer. Oh, swagger is having blast. He can't. It's not bad. It's not bad. He just kind of like snaps and half. And he's just done for. And then he's on the dinner table later. Wow. Okay. It's not bad. | |
| 00:26:40 - 00:27:10 | |
| I'm first shipping with the code to at manscap.com. That's 20% off and first shipping with the code to you, a, a, h, and manscap.com. You got a crash? Oh, well, so they said, do you have a boyfriend? I said, no, you have a crash though. What? We used to, I don't know, on the podcast, you've had a crash. I don't, um, you're not going to, it's not a real person. It's not like, yeah, like there's no, yeah. It's just a crash. I'm usually an open book, but I really got nothing for you guys on the question part. I'm absolutely pretty crushed. I, um, no. No, I'm just, yeah, no. I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just | |
| 00:27:10 - 00:27:40 | |
| But I need a crush, just what I'm saying. I need a crush. crushes get you through the dice. What fun would you have a crush? Well, my type was like, big, strong guys guys. And now I'm more than like the little two to three guys with a lot of tattoos now. I've switched it up. Yeah, she used to like men that were covered in tattoos and scary and UFC fighters. Yes. Yeah. That was her job. And Irish. And Irish, I love Irish guys. | |
| 00:27:40 - 00:28:10 | |
| Like from Ireland. Yeah. Like with accent and accent. The accent, yeah. Yeah. I got a pretty crack since I understand you. You would. You said you have safe fighter, right? Yes. What does that fellow's name that's from message you may all week, the O'Malley boy? Shawn. Should I shine? That's my cousin. No, shit. Yeah. I've got to say let me look you up. I mean, that's what I'm going to. No, but I don't want it. Oh, my God. I should go hooked up. Yeah. I got that she wanted. It has a kid, Donnie. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... Was it... | |
| 00:28:10 - 00:28:40 | |
| Yeah, he's so nice. He just calmed her s'ayl What do you do? No, was he like, did he like, what do you want? He said anything, right? So when I said he first like, did you me I had like five missed calls from an aisle's like, what the fuck? All in you? Yeah, like on Instagram. I don't even know. You can fucking do that. I'm just like, calm and back right now. Yeah. Like I sound what you do. I such a good. He said some kind of hip surgery. Oh, maybe some of the part. Or did lonely. Yeah, get off the mat. Yeah. Bless is all right, well, do you all have more of a grow audience? Should die on him. We- | |
| 00:28:40 - 00:29:10 | |
| If you check my Instagram, it's 94% women. Yeah. Oh, how the fuck girls? Ars is all girls. All girls. I like the unique creepy girls. No, we only have men that hate us, because we, we aren't very like, I don't know. Men don't like us. Right. Yeah. Which I love. But men love you or hate you guys. You have a male sentient. Five. My Instagram is like 80% male and 10% woman. Which before everything, it was like nothing but girls. | |
| 00:29:10 - 00:29:40 | |
| It was like the other way around. Yeah. And then Haley decides to hop to and my phone's like, I'm sorry, brother, I didn't. What's it like? Is it a lot of creepy men? Do you like having a male audience? A man message to her talking about skull fucking her. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You know, it doesn't make you feel. I wanted to crawl on a hole. Yeah. So I think you need this hat. I had a piece of talk to it there. I already knew when I had screenshot and this one says, Hey, I have a question, can I? | |
| 00:29:40 - 00:30:10 | |
| I love you, but I love you, body, and feet. I will sniffing your socks. Please answer me, have a nice day. You so beautiful, wow. Nice toes. Okay. It's okay. You know, you're gonna go fucking and foot stuff. I feel like she might have it worse maybe, so maybe. I get a lot of shit about my toes. Yeah? I don't understand what it is. I really think. You show your toes a lot? I try not to, but now at this point, I'm just like, whatever, I feel like I'm saying. You should put those behind the paywall, honey. Yes, we do. | |
| 00:30:10 - 00:30:40 | |
| thinking and then get some money off of them that can donate to charity. There you go. Money. Yeah. Money yeah. Feet money feeds the kids. It does. It does. Yeah. Did men come up to you guys in real life? A lot. This one specifically lasts now. I could have crawledy chopped him and his daughter. That's why I came up to me last night and he's like, can I get a picture with you and go go? Was like, would you tell her? She said if you donate to this homeless man sitting right next to you. Yeah. Like yeah. Okay. Took a picture with this little asshole walked away. And I was like, hey, don't you go and give him any money. I was like, oh. | |
| 00:30:40 - 00:31:10 | |
| No, no, I was like fuck you first rule the dumb never do the service before you get paid You got a good point. Yeah, you live in the Alarn. Well, you got to do it on a girl's night. Get wasted Get wasted Get emotional get emotional. We don't really get emotional though. Trump's you guys have a tris rooms Should I try sure as a fucking loser? Don't be whatever you want Actually, I want to watch Oh, sure. Yeah, I never will I never tell people to do them, but I'll make a view draft | |
| 00:31:10 - 00:31:40 | |
| me probably like them. You recommend it like a big setting or like a small setting. Small setting outside. Outside. Touch grass. Yeah. Listen music. They're just store gazing. Yeah. Perfect. They be kind of fun. I thought I'd have a bad trip though. But people think we like trip balls. We just like take a little bit. Yeah. They're not crazy. We don't do them to like trip the walls melt. My cousin you met like the first time a little curly head and one. Yes. But I stomped him. Yeah. I'd like monkey chase and image. Oh yes. Yeah. | |
| 00:31:40 - 00:32:10 | |
| I don't. I'm gonna grab a beer and I'm glad. I couldn't watch a chicken grow up and then eat it. Then I can feel so bad. I'm like, I want to shim grow up, you know? It's like cows too. I couldn't do that either. No. We just eat them. We don't count. So how'd you guys eat? Oh, God. Wanna tell us the story how we met? Uh, listen, it doesn't really paint me out in the best light. Knock it a lie. That's okay. It was well, dude. I'll take it from you. Yeah, we'll go back and forth. All right, so I, I. | |
| 00:32:10 - 00:32:40 | |
| I figured out about you. Yeah, I always talk about you. And I was like, well, who is that? And I started watching. And I was like, okay, I was like, why is your cousin? He's doing good. No monkeys chasing him? Nothing, I know. That's good. I like to hear that. Nothing, I know of what you guys do on a girls night. Same thing but accept the streams. We get hard. Don't get us wrong. Yeah. Well, I do like a face mask maybe watching TV or... Or we get five dinners. Mm. We order five dinners. We order five dinners. | |
| 00:32:40 - 00:33:10 | |
| Yeah, that's our favorite. This is a male based audience? Yeah, I mean, they're low fights. Oh my gosh, so many lines were ready. Sometimes we kiss. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. What is your wildest girls' mind? Like, I was two together. I mean, that's just like, that's like everything that's for sure. Yeah. We crazy thing, you're done. What's the crazy thing you've seen her do? Because I know she's done some shit. Yeah, I'm just looking at her, I know she has. I mean, one of the craziest things. | |
| 00:33:10 - 00:33:40 | |
| I've seen her do, that is like kind of not just like every other week that she does was the boxing match. Oh yeah that's good. She did a, she trained for a month and fought in Ruff and Routy against a random opponent who ended up being a fan from Louisiana and she like got into a boxing ring in and arena where it was paperview, people paid to watch it and one yeah. It was just like I cut it. That was one of the crazy things they saw here. Yeah no that was actually insane. Only a, | |
| 00:33:40 - 00:34:10 | |
| month to prep. I really only did it to go sober for like a month and then I realized oh shit, like I actually have to fight in the boxing match. So I mean I got the blood from my cousin Shokashan, but obviously won because champion's run in the family, but yeah it was crazy and then I had a panic attack when I got off. I was crazy too. And I kind of lost my mind a little bit, but then I started like partying again and I accidentally went to the wrong building, I went to a mental hospital and... | |
| 00:34:10 - 00:34:40 | |
| that if we have, yeah, yeah, walk to the wrong one. So I've had the fuzzy socks. The grippy socks. I've had the fuzzy socks. I like every one is to have grippy socks. At least one time in their life. Yeah, I mean, no. I wouldn't recommend. Oh, I'm getting there. No. I've got like it because it's like quiet. Yeah, it's trying to be crazy. You couldn't even poop with the door closed. Nope. Oh yeah. You take too long, pooping. And then they come right in. Yeah. I'm not killing myself, just taking a shit. Yeah. | |
| 00:34:40 - 00:35:10 | |
| It was the worst. Have you ever fallen anyone for her? Um, I have recently kind of in Santa Monica. Oh, yes. I did. Yes, actually. Yeah. Some guy was being a fucking asshole. So we, I need to remember. No, it was crazy. We went to the People's Choice Awards. And after we are still in our dresses, well, I'm still in my dress. And then we have like, we're all wearing matching therapists. Swat's shirt. Take me to the gym. And then we go to this college. | |
| 00:35:10 - 00:35:40 | |
| bar and some prick, we're in full glam, full glam hair, like literally just came from the award show. And we're at this bar and some prick was like saying some crazy shit. He was being homophobic, first and foremost. And then he had a lot to say about you and the press. And so as he was like rapeseed towards, like gross. And like he walked by. You flipped his hat off his head and I did because he said something to me or he flipped me off and then the best move ever. | |
| 00:35:40 - 00:36:10 | |
| to just hit the hat off the head, they don't know what to do their hair, he was like balding, and that sucks, buddy. And then I don't know what he said. He said something really strong after that. Something like that really got me all fucking fired up. And it was like directed towards both of us, I think. And he walked away 10 minutes at gum by, and I was like, did I'm fucking fume, and I can't fucking relax, I can't, I can't not let this go. So I ran up after him and just started clocking him. I don't know where. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. | |
| 00:36:10 - 00:36:40 | |
| had passed fully. But I did. It was like, it was a movie. She was going so hard for him every punch man. Mist. I got one. I think God, because we didn't get a rest at over it. But the cops did come, and he was got a press charges. And then what it turned out being, he just wanted me to apologize to his face. And the whole time I'm saying I'm not apologizing so I'm not apologizing. He walked up. I'm going crazy with half two apologies. You have to apologize, and then he comes over. And I'm like, hey, I'm so sorry. She's not apologizing to you. Because the way he was looking. | |
| 00:36:40 - 00:37:10 | |
| and I was like, no, you know what? It's all apologize to this fucking prick. Yeah. And then, she ended up apologizing. humble and that was this year with crazy. I know, I feel like so long ago. Feel like too long ago. I don't know if you do that shit. We lost our, you lost your phone that night. Lost my phone that night. Also, I was, I used a stylist for the first time, and you have to return all that stuff. And I woke up in the morning, didn't have a phone hopped right on the plane and stylist was like, you stole that jewelry. | |
| 00:37:10 - 00:37:40 | |
| was kind of the queen of the child boys. I was kind of ruling the school. It was fifth grade. And I had all my buddies. I was kind of calling the shots. And then one day in Walksbury on it from the city. And I knew my reign was over. So I found something I didn't like about her. And that was her flannel. And I told everyone, fuck this girl on the flannel. We're not going to be fucking with her. We're not going to be entertaining that. And I tried to turn everyone against her in it. Kind of was the opposite way. I don't like it. | |
| 00:37:40 - 00:38:10 | |
| it's very expensive. And I'm like, oh, no, I didn't. No, I did not. I just, um, I had a bad name. I was going to jail, lost my phone. Um, and yeah, and then I mailed it back and it was fine. But for the moment there, I was, um, I was looking at jail time twice. Chelsea, do you remember what went to the Matt Reich Show and how much fun that was? Yes, that was so much fun. Let me show you the game Tom App so we can look at and see which event we want to go to next. Oh, we can see when Dasher's coming to Nashville. I heard she was going on tour. Yeah, that's a good idea. | |
| 00:38:10 - 00:38:40 | |
| You know what I love about GameTime? You can see the view from the States before you buy the tickets. Look, I'll show you right now. That was look good. And GameTime has a new feature. It's called GameTime Picks. It makes getting tickets for these events so much easier. Yeah, I heard it helps you filter everything, so you can see the deals quicker. Yeah, exactly! Even if we don't want to get these dots to take it right now, there's last minute deals. So we can get our tickets up to the start of the event and even an hour after they start. Wow, that's great. While we're in New York City, we should look and see what we can do tonight. Yeah, I'm down. Let's do it. OK. Everyone should go down on the GameTime app. Ready to count and use Code Talk to her. | |
| 00:38:40 - 00:39:10 | |
| $20 off your first purchase. Herm's a plot. Again, create an account in redeem code, T-A-L-K-T-U-E-H. That's for $20 off. Download game time today. What time is it? Game time. What time is it? Game time. What is the most fun thing that you guys have done together since like blowing up? We just did bikini contest. That was really fun. We just did bikini contest. Yeah. You judged one. That was really cool. She did. What? A hooters pageant. I hated it. I didn't know I was going to actually be judging, and I was just like, I can't give anyone lower. | |
| 00:39:10 - 00:39:40 | |
| than a nine because that's how we thought we were 10 and 10 and then she looked at us funny zero. Like the one that won with us she turned around and she like immediately looked at me and she like winked it me and she was like, raising me up and I was like, alright, that's the one right there. You're gonna cater to the audience. Yeah, look at love it. I had so much fun. I love being like around like a big group of women. Oh yeah, yeah. Do you guys have like, is there anything you guys really want to do together? Like coming up? Like you. Like in our girls trip and I've been going to the whole. | |
| 00:39:40 - 00:40:10 | |
| Why we're going to start from? Fuck yeah, there you go guys. I can't swim, work the fuck, but I'm going to drop. There you go. You can't swim. Not very well. Okay. I just kind of like get tired and I just start sinking. Can you swim? Yeah, I can swim. Oh man, it's easier to swim. Yeah, she likes water though. I'm not crazy about water. I love it in a water. Like when I go to the beach, I want to go swimming. Like. Yeah. I don't want to dry, though. I don't want to down the plane, my mate. Yeah. In the pot plan, my shower went. In the shower. I rolled your nose. Well yeah, shut up. It's my favorite thing about her. I'm just kidding. | |
| 00:40:10 - 00:40:40 | |
| I think I would be down to, I think that'd be fun. I think my lungs would explode. Yeah, I'm pulled. Like that. I can't even snorkel. Cause my lungs are so bad from smoking. Yeah, that popped one long too. Yeah, absolutely. Oh, yeah. You got to do a fist fight? Did you dig to someone in the face for me, actually? What happened tells the story? You want to tell the story? You got it. I like it when you tell it. I mean, she's been a bad friend. She just texted and chills, he's ex more from behind her back. Oh, like Violet and Girl Co., you don't do that. | |
| 00:40:40 - 00:41:10 | |
| you know, that's bad. Where are all really close? Now, if it's just somebody you talked to, you know, that's one thing, but like, only your friends don't know that. Man, hey, why is she saying, we're talking about it in the other one? I'm not watching that shit. Oh yeah. We brought it up in a podcast and one of my friends that I cheered with said something to her, they're like, oh, did you, like, are they talking about you? Cause like, we didn't say her name. Yeah. And the girl was like, I don't know, I'm not watching that shit or something like that. Do you guys still talk to her? You still fine? | |
| 00:41:10 - 00:41:40 | |
| with her. I mean I'm cool with her. I don't have any. She's with her. Anything but a bit of a. She got snuck two different times. So she had her bait in her hand like snuck. Like I mean she's like the water and I crep her on the door and pop turn face two different times. Oh, snuck up on. But I think this is. You gotta take your bapes. See you got like a little long sticky ones. We used to have this like a little like cylinders. Like the king bapes. Tell me about those. Yes. Yes. | |
| 00:41:40 - 00:42:10 | |
| Yeah, there's a little circle ones. Yeah, they're like a little long. Yeah, I put it in my fist and I just, Oh, like press records on it. You crazy bitch. Yeah, alright. She didn't hit her once, but she went back for me. I was like, you know what? That felt so good the first time I'm gonna do it again. And she didn't retaliate. No. She was like, well, what would you do that? And I was like, What the fuck do you mean why did I do that? You know what? I did it. Take a Named lunch behind your back. How mom snatched on her for that? Her mom snatched on her mom told her. I was at her house and she was like, Oh, did you tell Chelsea that you brought? | |
| 00:42:10 - 00:42:40 | |
| So, and so lunchy the day, and I was like, no, she didn't tell me that. Oh, I was like, he did. I was like, you know, I'm just, I'd call my sister, and I was like, please come get me right now. I was gonna say, did you stay in that? Oh, we've done what I have. I was like, we've got some... I'll call up on. Well, that was later. I wasn't even there either. I was at the beach. Oh, shit. And this girl first off, she was wearing my clothes. When I seen the video, I was like, she is in my whole, like, her outfit is from my closet. And she was just trying to fuck that. | |
| 00:42:40 - 00:43:10 | |
| ready to make all these new friends. I have my flan on. I was so excited about it. And then I go to the school yard in at fucking recess. Grace is staring across like across the school yard at me like this and she like she had double detaities already. She was already in the library. So young like she was like I thought she was the principal or something like what the issue got a fucking kill me. And then I was like why doesn't this girl like me? And they're like she doesn't like your flan all. I was like that's mean. So yeah I'm going to still all your friends. So what I learned from that don't wear a flan I was like oh yeah don't. | |
| 00:43:10 - 00:43:40 | |
| Wow, and that's for France, close. Yeah, we were really close. Yeah, has this podcast caused a lot of any more tips back home, yeah? Back home with everything we wanted to get. You guys talk about personal stories at all? Besides that, I don't think so. Do people back home, like, you guys, and solve this? Or are they like coming out of the woodwork? That's like everyone at home supportive. There are a lot of this in the park. And then you got girls, and guys, you went to school with, and you've never spoke to I-S-A, or you didn't even like in school, and I'll text you out. | |
| 00:43:40 - 00:44:10 | |
| I love you! You love me. Have you ever been in a fight? Uh, yeah, actually. I have. It was for one of my other friends, too. See, you guys are loyal bitches. I know. Are your girls girls? Absolutely. I mean, what would women would say no? I've actually met a few that would probably say they are girls and girls, but they're not. Yeah, I see. I think anyone who's running around saying they're girls, girls, is not. Cause you don't have to be running around saying anything about yourself. Yeah. | |
| 00:44:10 - 00:44:40 | |
| I'm not a friend, I'm a friend, I'm a father, I'm a father, I'm a father. I'm a father, I'm a father. I'm a father, I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father, I'm a father. I'm a father, I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. I'm a father. | |
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| And some of which are, you're not sure if they're taking a nap or taking a forever nap, you know. So that's the great way to start your day. Trying to think it was even my shit thing on the street. Yeah, see, so many people just take their pants off and shit right in front of you. We've saw that in a way. And you can't look away, yeah. Like you just like, it's hard to look away from. It is really hard to look at. You can't see that every day. You see a lot. Yeah, it's really just a lot of crazy people in the street, like freaking out. | |
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| see, I saw a guy the other week in Washington Square Park he made like a hook out of metal like this and he put a chain at the end of it and he was like whipping people with that like he was coming towards me and I ran, I felt humiliated, I was like, but I know I'm going to get out of this alive. He's always chilling there, it's crazy. Yeah, it was a fucking dude with like a pipe in his hand. That was an L.A. Yeah, he was like he was walking past his at first and I was like, I just, no eye contact, don't make it. | |
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| He just like to and he like stops and like we just walk past him. He stops turns around, starts walking our way with this fucking pipe in his hand. He's like, I sort of ran in the little bit. Haley's dropping her shit and I was like, not the fucking top. When I stopped there to fall my shit and then we halted us. We were fucking golf. Yeah, but this is a lot of scary people on the street. Yeah. But you know, it's without it. It's boring. Like I hate. When I leave New York, I'm like, oh, this is unbored. I love that he's doing that. Yeah, I love that. That's why I feel like I go back home. Yeah. It was no one to say anything. | |
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| Oh, that's nice. Even though it's really scary. But when you go home and you live in Suburbia for a while, you're like, why don't we feel so ugly? And then you come back to New York and a crackhead calls you beautiful and you're like, I needed that. Yeah, I don't think that one. Yeah, it likes you. Yeah, it's always there too. I need one. It's just one. Yes. Every time we walked past him, well, I was welcome on myself this time. And he was like, damn, girl, you beautiful. And I was like, thank you, sir. And I'm like, I've done like I'm all the phone. You know? So I just like, keep walking. And then he was like, can we get married? And I was like, no, no, no, that's okay. | |
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| and I'm just keep walking. I was like, this movie was really done by me. He's always sitting in the same spot too with his son. It says, it says, he'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. He'll be with me. | |
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| time hotel, and then the office is like, maybe a street over, so after cross the street, then go over, he's like right on the curb right there. Gosh, yeah, yeah. And you all go out to play together? Yeah. Well, we first lived here, we lived in a really super, really small apartment. This big, you could touch it. Yeah. I've a picture of me actually, Wingspan, could touch. Just my bed fit in the room. The bathroom was, the sink was this big, you could put your foot in the tub, the toilet, and your head in the sink at the same time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I can play. | |
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| We were talking to school. Yeah, I don't know what it was. I just had a look for something I didn't like. And I was like, I guess I don't really like our final that one. She's like, oh, we're finalizing. What's that? You were a finalizing? I haven't rocked one ever since. It's just a, you know, stay away from my learning. We're gonna stand out this in a short. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I've always seen you're a finalized twice. But then, um, then we weren't friends. And you were in my Facebook messages for a long time. Yeah, I tried to weaken SIL. Yeah. I was like, do you? I feel like we got off the rock before. I feel like we should really hate you. What's your plan? I actually love your plan. I was like, I do. Like, I, I like my plan. I actually love your plan. I was like, I do, like, I'm... Oh, my... | |
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| toilet twist there. It was $3,000 right? Two. They got a COVID deal. And then we laughed. Yeah. Yeah. We got some expensive. Oh, it should. You live by yourself now. I do. You're not getting lonely? No, of course I do. Thank you so much for bringing it up. Yeah. We get you to get. I don't know. I travel too much. Or goldfish, mate. Take care of animal. So you only need dating apps? I am. I'm on the waitlist for Rire for the last three years. So that's been really fucking cool. And then. You're going to get married. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. So that's what I do. And then. You're going to get married. And then. And then. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. You're going to get married. And then. And then. And then. And then. | |
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| Well, I think you did think I was supposed to talk about it every time I come on on my fucking riot won't let me on. I also know your band. I think I'm banned. Try to blackle... No, nobody here's to think about riot. Are you guys on riot? No, I don't even know we had to get on a weightless to be on a dating app. Well you're not using that position. Yeah, you just posted too. But there's a glitch in the system. There's a glitch because I signed up during COVID and it's actually four years now. Going on five. You're on Tinder? No. Well Tinder's for children? Yeah. What else is the next one? What's Raya like? Raya is first to laugh. | |
| 00:49:40 - 00:50:10 | |
| that's why I really wanted to get on there. Oh, then that makes sense. But I'm not there yet. Clearly, I'm on the way. But I just feel like I influenced it. It's like there's regular people. It's like people like that. It's like through referrals. So like you'll get like, I'm may or may not have 40 referrals that they don't care. But that's fine. And you get on, you need to referral and then that's that. And tenders for children and hinges the one I'm playing with. And it's just, it's hard out here, man. There's a note. | |
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| I'm going to call Bumble. Yeah, you this were the women at the talk first, and it's just like, I'm not really, I can't really be doing that. There's also, have you guys heard of this one? Fields? No. What was that? OK, you guys, you got to love this one. This is, this is your clickbait. Field is like, Hank. Like, kinks that people have. So it's kind of like, grinder in the sense of like, people, everyone's kind of like, they're like, fuck in the sense. But there are all kinds of different kinks that people can just like pick. | |
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| shoes, and that's what he said. Kinks. Kinks. I just have Kinks. What's up with Kinks? I was like, what kind of a Kinks? What kind of Kinks? What kind of Kinks? America? I was like, how kinds of Kinks? I find you favorite Kinks. No, Kinks, and it's Kinks. Kinks. Yeah. Yeah. You have one. No. I've just been hearing about it. Mysteries. I'm investing on you. No. I've been listening to Jokes about it. Do you have a Kink? No. Nope. What about you, Huck-Tua? No. Yeah. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. Yes. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. You have one. | |
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| I mean, I'm like a man that acts right? That turns me on. There you go. There you go. Good answer. You got one? Respect's his mother. That's a king. But not native. She's a classy woman. Respect's his mother. What did you think? What did you think? Me? Mm-hmm. A firefighter, Navy SEAL, something like that. Love a man named... Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna argue with that. Talk to us, brought to you by better picks. My favorite daily fantasy app. Better picks is the eighth. | |
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| I'm not going to be answered. What about you? No, what the hell? Okay. Thank you. Not fair. Have thank you. All right. Okay. You call a planned breed listeners degenerates. What should we call the talk to listeners? From Tessus? I'm not opposed to that. I kind of like that. Because they're all men. That's funny. Yeah. For instance. Well, ladies. What does degenerates? What does that mean? Like Ellen degenerates? Oh my God. Yes. | |
| 00:52:40 - 00:53:10 | |
| Is it good? Yeah, yeah. I don't remember. There's exactly still her last name. Yeah. Yeah. We were Ellen Head's Coren Core. You still got our bad. Why? I don't know. I'm not the fuck. You think they're being brutal? He's like I love that. You're not being serious. I just fucking go a little blinding. You're going to get eating alive in this industry. Absolutely. I'm very little. I remember you? It's good. Okay. What's your favorite conspiracy theory? Oh, currently you have the yummy one. Oh, yeah. | |
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| I got down a TikTok rabbit hole where Justin Bieber wrote Yummy, the song, and the music video to show his time being abused as a child. Oh, yeah. Young Yummy is actually young, me. Have you heard any conspiracy theories about like yourself? Oh, yes, we drink each other's blood. What? Oh, yeah, that one. Yeah, that was crazy. They fucking, they won't stop with that. They really won't. And they say we do it in private. | |