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| Do you know that Jimmy Carter is set to appear on the talk to a with Haley Welles? Someone please tell me who Jimmy Carter is. But get a look at this. Okay, she's gonna bump on that thing! Oh, that's gonna be on her thing. What if Matt Rife came in and asked you to date him? That's my main! That's gonna be crazy, that's gonna type in the dead. She's using this smell. So what was your messiest breakup like? It's so messy that it's like humiliated. And like the cops were involved. | |
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| I'm really excited about my new March and if you want something for yourself go to shop.better.app and one more time shop.better.app. Hello there and welcome to episode 3 of Talk 2. I'm Haley and I'm Chelsea and our special guest of the day come on in here girl. I got Katelyn Bristel. | |
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| This is why you are you, you would make the most entertaining season. I feel like that franchise has done the same format for what like 35 years. We need to mix it up, get you in there who you're like, you're like, I don't like affection. Get away from me. hilarious. The guys would want you so much more. But I just, I think, what about what about being on the back, like competing with you? | |
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| You did that, didn't you? Competing against other girls. Yeah. I was like the girl that was there to make friends. All the girls like, I'm not here to make friends. That's what I would be like. I have some of my best friends out of it. And I remember people like getting like all the girls got pretty attached to each other. And when they would go home, people would start crying. And I would be like, guys, we're here to get rid of people. Like this is a good thing. Like you're still here. But it was interesting. Like a lot of estrogen and one room, you would think it would be really catty. I thought we were gonna have a boring season because we all got along and then editing. | |
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| as a beautiful thing and I watched it back and it was like, oh damn, what did that happen? I like, if I was on that, I'd be more concerned like about the female friendships. Yeah. Sure, there's men, but I'm not here for you. I'm here for the women, yeah. Yeah, you're girls girl. Girl. Yeah, I think we need more girls girls. We need more girls girls. People like to think I'm not a girls girl, but I really am deep down. I just make inappropriate jokes. I think you're a girls girl. I really am. We're taking a pausing the pausing. We in a podcast. That's kind of funny. Yeah, that's, you probably made that joke before, but it's okay. Okay, wait, let's go back to... | |
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| what you said you're dating somebody? Do people know this? Oh, well I wouldn't say dating just yet. Is this spooky? It's blue. She ought to heck up. That's my man. No, it is. That is my man. Officially, what about Ralph Kemen and asked you to date him? Would he be your ex-man? Oh, shit. You're putting me on a spot here. I'm sorry. I love you Matt but I'm not going to kick your ass to the curb. What? I'm so mad. I was telling her about the plans that he had for you Sunday. No, yeah. Thank you. | |
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| plans. Can I say this? Yes. It's not. It's not. It's not. It's not just talked about editing. We can edit this out. Yeah, we tried to remind Mr. Pinky. No. No, I thought you were going to broader the Mr. Pinky. Yeah, that's what I thought you're going. Oh, this is like Chelsea, shut your mouth. No, no. No, no, no. So we were planning to do this. I don't need a Mr. Pinky. I don't know. No. Okay, so this weekend we were going to go out of town and he was like, oh, dang, I wish. | |
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| you weren't going on a town, I was gonna ask you to be my girlfriend. And take me on a date. And I'm like, so host to say that, though. Yes, sir, you still have time. I'm kind of glad you did, though, cause now I can like prepare myself for it, cause I'm like, oh, I'm gonna get back to you in about three days, you know. But with Pookey, I have so many questions, but with Pookey you will be affectionate. You, cause I know you don't like affection. It wears me out, too, cause I'm not used to it. But you're obsessed with him. Oh, yeah. But you don't want Mr. Pinky in your butt. That's what I was doing in my business. | |
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| I want to tell you who Mr. Pinky is so bad. Can you? I mean it's kind of like, I'm trying to, it's his penis. No. I'll tell you actually. I'll say that would be an unfortunate nickname. Okay, you tell me later. This is crazy. Sorry, we're already going there. But no, he makes me feel like I can be like a girl. I don't have to be like in a, like a, I don't have to be tough. Are you ever going to introduce him to the world? She's gay, keep him, Pookey. You gay keep him as long as you can. Thank you, thank you. | |
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| private relationships till the end. I'm one day I'm just going to be pregnant in Mary to be like, what? Yeah, where do you come from? Because honestly, you have so much going for you and you don't want all the noise to be coming in and focus on your relationship. Let that be your little, I like to call it a, what am I therapist call? Oh, an inside treat, an inside treat. Let the him here inside treat. You share so much with everybody and you're so wonderful and you've got this talent of just being your authentic self and you can just hang. | |
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| onto that and then have poochie on the side and keep that your little inside tree and then keep everyone will be talking about it. My biggest saying I was like, we should bring him on a podcast and then I got to put the boy out of space and do the little boy. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. Voila. | |
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| body now. Like I'm almost turned on if somebody's flirting with the guy. Yeah. You won't have a psychiatric ward. That is a fact. Yes. But I'm taking it too far. But I just I'm like, I don't know. I think that's because I have eight therapists. I'm taking me 10 years to build up this confidence and it's still lacking. If I was to like see another woman bat their eyes at him. I'm going to have to struggle her until she falls out in the world. | |
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| Oh you guys were in line right? Hey, can I get you cup of right now to you? Oh my gosh, you guys sell water first. Water? Yeah. Nobody in the fish have sex in that. We don't drink that. That's a good one to put it. I learned many things from working in a restaurant and it's all the cheesy one liners that guys would use and they're like, I don't want that fish have sex in that and I was like, I'm going to recycle that one. Well, you still working in a restaurant too? Yes, eleven years I worked in the restaurant biz which is how I came to have a love for one. | |
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| Oh, you know what... And I'm like that with her too. Like, men start flowering her like, girls somewhere. Get, get that. Get more, get, go on. Get, that's what you've been lately. Like, I like that one. Miss Chelsea. What's going on? Yeah, we didn't have like that up. Yeah, we did. She just trying to set me up with Pookey's friend. Well, that would be the ideal situation. I know. Best friends dating best friends? I feel like it's forced. Kinda. And above course, nothing you've been as friend for us. Girls? | |
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| I like it, hey, one minute over. So I was a asshole to him and then he has an asshole back to me. I was like, okay, I like that. I can take the heat. I'm like, yes. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you want the give and take? Can Pookie give and take? Yeah. Oh, I am so intrigued by this. We clicked pretty good. You and Pookie? Yeah. I thought you were trying to help me. I was like, you do. I was just drawing a queen. So we joke around. We have kind of like the same since the humor. He told me to leave the other night and I was like, okay, I got up. And I got everybody my shit and walked out to my car. And I was like turning back. | |
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| like I was like I know he's gonna come out here and get me. But you got all the way to your car and you still ain't gonna run and out. You couldn't run into the bit. He was like wait! I knew what I was doing. I just want to see if you can get me. Oh yeah, that's right. This I hope you always have this. I hope you guys are like 90 on your porch. Just like still making jokes being in love and maybe by then you'll be open to this intercourse. You know that TikTok is like a people put like the old people filter on. Yeah. It's like I ain't never seen you move. | |
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| You know, that's gonna be all, that already is you. How much such an old soul? You really are, I've always thought that about you from no in your, for like a week, but does he look? Does he resemble Matt Rife? Because a lot of people go after their celebrity questions. No, no, it's not. I don't see it. Dark hair. Let her be a little delumination. Oh, okay. Who's your celebrity crush? I feel like I don't have one. I feel like you do. You look rally green. I do like bot bro, I green. Oh, I'm in. | |
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| I'm interviewing him soon. No, yeah, do you wanna come? Yeah. Okay. I'll just come there and stay out of there. He's gonna be on my podcast next week, you guys can come. Two times. I wanna figure out your celebrity crush. You've never had like a dream about a celebrity where you're like, that was too real in it. No, have you? So I actually had a dream about Matt Rye for a few weeks ago. And it like traumatized me a little bit. Like I pushed the pillow to pull him off my bed for a few days. He's like, don't look at me. Oh, oh, oh, oh, brother get up and get on the subway. You know? Why would happen? I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. I just wanna make it clear to me. | |
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| It was like after one of his shows and it was like the hallway Okay, I guess where they get ready back stage and stuff like that after one of his shows everybody else already left Besides like the janitors and stuff they're cleaning and then now it's disappeared, okay, and then the lights like got dumped like everything was going on What's going on here? You know. Did endless love come on? No, oh no this shit like had me fucked up I woke up sweating. Oh, that's bad. Yeah. Oh Oh this man he come out. He was like just give me a minute. You know I'll be right back guys | |
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| He comes back and he's like looking at me all for where it's all like okay, I need to get away from him I start running from him and hide in this closet and there's a bunch of dead girls in this closet When I get in it he's done like killed you know, I'm like what the fuck? He opens the door and bottoms me and I'm like darting between his legs and run out and then I'm in a cornfield somehow And he runs out with a axe and starts like cutting all my ankle and I was like what the fuck? And he was so vivid too. Like I see my ankle like getting you the back of it This was three weeks ago and you can tell me | |
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| It scares you. Much? Yes. That's only like, during. There's like a few certain dreams I've ever had in a whole life. I can remember. But that if I could make up, I don't think that's because you hated jar of pickles the night before. I probably did, I probably had a bunch of years or something. They say, is it, do you smoke weed? Oh. No, she doesn't. What? I mean, you got to eat your greenie, smoke your greenie. You know, you just got to get your greenie. And somehow, she was like, you know what? We're going to live longer. And I was like, why? She was like, we smoke her? | |
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| and we eat them and I was like, yeah, our brain's going to be like, rotted by the time we're old. You know what I see? Your point because you'll just be chill and stress is the number one factor and like illness. So you're just chillin. It's either you don't smoke lead and you go see it there. Do you smoke lead? I once in a blue moon out. That's why I see a therapist. Oh, that's why you see a therapist. Which one though? Yeah. Say multiple. That's so you are just the cutest. So thank you. Yeah, sometimes I just, you really... | |
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| you are too. You're more of the silent thunder, you're like sweet and more quiet. That's why I mean the silent thunder, she's really, she's gonna like, she'll throw down if she asks you. What do you have to say about that? She's not really quiet. Maybe like on cameras and stuff, yeah okay. They make me nervous sometimes. They still make me nervous too. Really? Yeah. Do you think you're going to get you to it? I think I'm just a little bit better than I have since... | |
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| because I had to teach servers about wine knowledge, so now I'm like, it's called research and development. What kind of restaurant did you work in? It was like, I can't compare it to anything in America. It was Canada. And it was basically like, like a high-end chillies. If you came to my table and you like served me food, I'd be hitting on you the whole time. You would? Yeah, really? Definitely would be. Oh, were you like a server or a bartender? Both. I'd do server bartender and then go into, man. | |
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| like the first episode we've done, and I've also only talked to women after that, so. Who made the timid at me? Really? The timid at me pretty bad. You know how I get, and we did this on my podcast, but I wanted a dig deeper. Why did they intimidate you? My daddy. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. It's my god, watch this, fuck. Well that's real, we don't have to go there, but that's real, but you think like it's something... I just don't like talking to them. Hmm, maybe... | |
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| I connect with women more, I have mommy issues. Like, I think it be as like a mother, I'm like, mom. Aww! We didn't love that. I used to be really insecure about my age and like getting older and you just said that and I realized that I've evolved as a woman because I just took that as a compliment. Good. But I'm, I will be your mother. We need your secrets. Like how do you look like that in your 30-n-a-m? Well, thank you. I, um, you want me to tell you? Yeah. Okay, I need one. I am sick. | |
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| your severe body dysmorphia. So when you say that, I'm like, you're just saying that to make me feel good. I don't look good. I wouldn't teach your horn if it didn't deserve a good tooth. Wow. I'm pretty blunt. You know what? Ugly, she's nearby, she's like, oh, she's a cute, I keep my mouth shut. I wouldn't lie to you. You know what I believe you? Thank you for saying that. Um, I, I, I used to have a really tough relationship with food and my body. I never like suffered. This would I say, I never had like an eating disorder, but I had disordered eating. | |
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| so I thought like don't like eat this, the count calories like you know what I mean? I did a lot of work around it and now I'm like I eat so much and I work out so hard and I do it for mentally over physically and my favorite saying is like work on the inside of the outside will fall into place because I think I've just done so much work on myself mentally and physically to like feel good and feel strong and when I was I don't know. | |
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| 30, I think 30 was when I picked somebody on the bachelor at and he was a personal trainer and I went, oh, I got to watch my relationship with my body. He was very active and very, like, ripped and ate properly and I could feel it like stirring things up for me, but I just, you know, called one of my therapists. And now I do things to feel good mentally, instead of physically and that was, I just falls into place. I'm going to need your workout routine. Okay, well, I'll give it to you. I got berries, choice of... | |
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| week, berries, boot camp, shout out, give me free glasses. I can't afford it, just kidding. I heavy, heavy lift twice a week, and then I pull out these once a week. OK. So, I'm laughing because my arms are so pathetic. And my spray tan is really coming off right now. I was, oh, look at it! Can you zoom in on that? I got blood work done today. My spray tits, our pets heads are falling off. Look at this spray tan. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh | |
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| We got like the same arm, you're just bigger than mine though, but get a little bit of this Okay, okay, she's gonna bump on that thing. Oh that's gonna be a new thing shit We saw some of you man on my terrible spraytine. I was just in the south of France and I got the most aggressive spray tan and Now it's coming off and I saw that you were in a bikini picture and I was gonna was like holy fucking shit Squats. I said double tap Did you I didn't double tap a bulletin. That's very nasty | |
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| Thank you. I learned to get past my body dysmorphia and just like own it because to me, I like people could look at me and be like that silly but like it doesn't matter if it's silly or not that's my brain it's like it's like a chemical imbalance and so I try and lean in sometimes. But like do you have you realized yet at 21 that going through phases of your cycle? Have you learned about it yet? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. | |
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| You're familiar with it. You're familiar with it, but it's not so wrong. You're familiar with it. Your fullicular phase. It's not so wrong. Fullicular, blue-feel phase. Oh, okay. This is where you got to, this is where, work with your team on this. Schedule things in your week where you're feeling like you're thriving, you're excited, you have energy, take the week off when you're on your period, like schedule your life around your phases of your period. And it's, I'm not kidding. It'll change your life. | |
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| Now I'm a little bit of a bitch when I'm on my mom, but she is concerning when she's on her scene. You say shit out of me? Where are we at New York? But the thing is, I don't like, I'm not a bitch to you. I just go silent. Oh, why? And when she does speak, you're like, yeah, that's, you just gotta understand her. But this is good on first. Get on first in a day. You know? There's gotta be an actor for this. Yeah. Where friends can share their, the sounds crazy to people. And I'm like, I don't know what your demographic is of your listeners. Are they young, old, all? | |
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| which I had no business doing because I was probably just drinking wine. Yeah. Out of one of these. Fair enough. We got you a little gift. Wait, you did. Wait. I was about to just tell you how proud I am of you. I'm so proud of you. Awww, I get hot to a merch. Oh, yeah, you did! See it. Wait, so you read the shirt. You got to read the shirt. Okay. I need to talk to a therapist. Why do that? Quite often, actually. Do you really? I got you. | |
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| I think there's a little bit of everything in there. How wonderful. Do you know how great this is for you? It's pretty cool, oh, oh, oh. Like, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Yeah, that is like, a haelieism. Yeah, that is haelieism. I just win everything. But that's relatable. Oh, thank you. I feel like the least favorite people I come across in life for the calculated ones. | |
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| better pics. Let's have a nice and easy day wind up to a thousand times your money. I don't know what it is but I connect energetically. Okay, this is where the spiritual coach comes in. I just connect like energetically with certain people and I literally feel connected to you too as like I want to protect. Like you're just special souls and just... Mommy issues easy on that. Well, I've got him too. Like you really? Look, it sounded option papers and I taught me. Look, my inner child is just getting numb. I'm just kidding. But it's... | |
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| I will all adopt you. We really, but I get 10% of everything you make. That's okay. The most spicy cookies with me. I'll make the shit out of cookies with you. I just wanna buy you a mother's day gift. Oh, woo, wait, let's make this a thing. Okay, I get you in every year. I don't like, do you do, um, do you and Pookey do like, you're what's a called, uh, five love languages? Do you know what they are? I'm using this whole relationship that your deafboy friends my whole life. You're definitely not, um, like, um, physical type. | |
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| We know that. Do you love times? It's okay actually. He's the first one that I've actually seen you be okay with like touching you Like all the gobern Hailey has her feet like sitting on his lap This is why I need to take you under my wing. I'll be your therapist. I'll be your mom. I'll be your therapist. I'll be your dad Oh | |
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| Yeah, she probably should probably be all the time. That's amazing. It's a little page. Good. Don't expect. Like the bar is in hell for 21 year olds. I feel like they don't know who they are. He's older too. He's 24. He's older. He's older. Oh, Lord. I like older for me. I could get down with 40 plus. I understand. But I'm not taking anything younger than 40 these days. I don't like him young. No. Cause then you got to teach him how to act and then everything else. I'm like. You get the money. | |
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| or other corrupted. Yeah. Hmm. But yeah. I like somebody who's been through some shit, maybe someone who's divorced. I call a little trauma. Yeah, a little trauma. Because I don't know where I'm coming from, where you're coming from. Yeah. I understand certain stuff. There's small tea trauma, and there's big tea trauma, and we've all got something. Everybody got a little. What, what, what can I put there? Everybody's got a little junk in the trunk. You know, skeletons in the closet. I think those are two very different things. Okay. The junk in the trunk is a great way, though. | |
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| to scratch and don't have any, but can the chocolate be perfect? I'd like to try and skeletons in the closet. Sure. What are the five things you're telling me? Oh, love languages? Yeah, what is that? I bet everybody that's listening right now is like, please don't talk about the five love languages. If everybody beats the dead horse until it's in its next life and then beats it again with five love languages. But it's physical touch, words of affirmation, gifts, quality time, and acts of service. Well, you didn't put food on there. | |
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| That's one of my biggest love like one. Add it to the six. This is why you're unique. Your love language is food. I mean, I'm sure there's something that are hard to please. Most of them I've met. They're really not hard to please. They're gonna do his fetus until it's pretty. That's it. Well. Okay. Not for me. What's something that I'm in can do for you. You're just like, ah, Mary, me, you know. Go to therapy. No, that's a good one. Fair enough. That is a good one. Go to therapy and um. | |
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| Okay, and don't take shirtless selfies. You don't like those? I mean, it depends. I don't want to date. I can't do that. I'm literally like flexing my butt cheeks on Instagram and then not being like, but don't do a shirtless photo. I don't, I just want a guy who like uses social media in a way. I love what you're doing because you're like, I'm me, but I'm also talking about things that are important. | |
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| I've got listen. I've got a thank you. Well of course, I've got a therapist. I've got a life coach. I've got a spiritual coach. I've got, I've got it all. I am locked and loaded with tools. Yet, still I'm 39 and not married. What does a spiritual coach do? Oh, we go through visualizations. We like go into our higher selves. It's, I talked to my inner child. It's, it's quite... | |
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| to me and I'm just it's not too serious like it's it's not that deep. I'm not a serious person. I and that's but that's you. I like if somebody's serious I just want people to be themselves and I want them to just not try and be somebody else. Fair enough. Yeah. Oh I care enough. That's a good way of putting it. Nobody has ever said that at that level. I don't think. Oh, I've never heard it at that level. We've only done three podcasts. Yeah. I'm also here for this. I'm also here for this. I would be theator something. | |
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| I'm trying to think about how many podcasts episodes I've done and I've done it for eight years and I don't know how many I'm at. But my biggest insecurity is how many times I repeat myself. Because I'm like, I don't remember what I said three weeks ago. We just watched one. We watched, you're on the, you up podcast. Oh, load. Well, the question we had for you is, is, okay, you were talking about when you're breaking up with someone and he lived with you. Yeah, yes. Yeah, how do you? | |
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| How do you break up with someone who lives with you? Your house. Like that was your house, right? Oh yes, what do you say? Do you say pack up your table socks and your gym bag and get out of my house and then you say to them? It makes it a little easier though because they don't have anything there. So, like, just they don't close and get them back out. I just was like, hey, you hauled, do you do brand deals? I'd like to make some, I'm just kidding. I'm joking. Everybody's going to take that seriously, but yet, no, I just, somebody asked me the other day to do something. | |
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| questions that stood out to me on my Q&A is on Instagram the other day. One was, I've been with this guy for five years, how do I break up with him? I know he's not my person and I was like, do not wait any longer because it's so easy to put it off and it just gets worse and it's like do him a solid favor too. It's not just for you, you're doing him a favor, whether he sees it in the moment or not, he will eventually he'll find the person he's supposed to be with and he'll go, oh this is why this happened, that's right. | |
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| messy that it's like humiliated, like the cops were involved. What did you get him over the head of the bottle? No, there was no violence. It was just me having an epic meltdown. No violence? No. Girl, you gotta tie people with that crazy shit you got going. I'm not, I mean, I'm verbally a little bit crazy sometimes. Not anymore. Not anymore. Look, you're growing. I am, I am involved woman. Why can't you go so proud? | |
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| But I honestly was, I'm mortified. My messiest breakup was me having a breakdown because I'd completely lost myself to this person. I just thought he was my whole world and I didn't try and do anything for myself. I gave up everything for him and his dreams and I lost friendships. And I was just like an absolute. I was 97 pounds in a shell of myself and got addicted to valium. And I was like having... | |
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| major issues and the cops were called because I was having such a bad meltdown that they thought something bad was happening. How old are you? Two olds to be out here in a big was it like racing? No I was I'm 39 and this was I think I was 26 but again two old to be having a child like temper tantrum which also I went on while this wine's why I was kicking in I went on on I went on meds for this and I realized holy shit I actually | |
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| We have hormonal depression and anxiety, and I will ruin relationships around that time of the month. So I got it under control, thank God, but it was so messy and I was so humiliated. And I thought he would never leave me. And he left me that night. And then the next day I get a message on my phone and he was like, you gotta move out. And I was like, what am I gonna do? I had five dollars in my bank account. I had no apartment. I had no friends. I had no... | |
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| not gone to school for anything, no career, like I had nothing, I'd moved in with my parents and I was like I am a fucking loser and then I rebuilt my life back up. I had to gave you a pad on a back of out of scene. Thank you. May I read you a quote? Well, of course, over there. It was something like, yes, give me, so the quote really aligns with what I'm, not the same thing. It's okay. She has the same thing every time. | |
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| ridiculous talk to your inner child yeah you guys are still kids so that's why you can't do it oh yeah I'm like I'm like how do the fuck gave you those bangs bitch bangs are always about idea yeah I'm kind of myself what would you say to your younger self if you could you could tell her one thing yeah well if I could tell my inner child one thing I'd be like make dick jokes yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
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| I have little prints all over my radio for mirrors. Life doesn't end when you have to tear it all down and start over. That's when better things fall into place. So let me tell you this, if anybody's hitting rock bottom or feeling like they can't go on with anything. This is literally the rock bottom is when the magic happens and when you can build yourself back up and show yourself your resilience and your strength and we are not meant to be happy people all the time. | |
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| I think you're at up y'all the time. Oh, no, you're a foolish shit. I'm my polar. There you go. Anyway, we are literally supposed to experience range of emotions as human beings. And people are always like, are you happy or you happy or like depends on the day, depends on the time of the month, depends on the hour. And we are just supposed to, but when you build yourself back up, that's where the confidence and resilience and character is built. And I just feel like everything. Like when that happened to me, for me, I literally thought my life was over. And then... | |
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| Two years later, I worked so hard on myself I started going at therapy I got a call from the bats or I became the bats or at I won dancing with the stars I started my own podcast. I started my own wine label and it was all things that I had written on my vision board when I was 23 So just if anybody needs a little see. I was just about to say that I've actually looked back in your life at it now Oh, because you're like huh, I'm way up here now Yes, I was there. I was way down there And now I just feel like I'm | |
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| where I'm supposed to be. You want to take it with a world? Well, I don't know about that. But people think manifesting is like, I'm just going to do this and it'll happen for me tomorrow. It's patience and hard work. And that's what you ladies are doing on a really proud of you. Oh, yeah. You're exactly where you're supposed to be. I know, it's the bottom of my ear. I can kiss your doll. I can. Can I talk about this text message I just got? Yes. Haley, when the hell did you have Bobby Lee on the podcast? What? This is funny. I'm going to go on this. | |
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| Somebody text you that? It's not. This is it. That's can judge on. It was far away in my head. You're done. You're done. What's he doing in my podcast room without me in it? Who does, is that photoshop? Who does this editing? Yes it's phot, I don't know. Did you have him on your podcast? No, I don't think. Do you know who that is? I cannot believe it. | |
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| I just said that. How is she getting all these guests? Oh my face says it all in picture. Do you even know who I am? I know who he is. Who is that? What does he do? He does. He is. Honestly, I don't know. I just seen him at trump before. That's all I know about him. He's the leader of the truth. Yes. I know he was something, something big. Oh, and I just done a zoom in North Korea a few weeks ago. Huh. I was a... | |
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| from South Korea. So a lot a lot of stuff. Yeah. Oh wow that was a moment that I'll never forget. Thank you for that. Did you have found a shout that that doesn't such a good job? I am unwell. Did you know that dancing was a star? Oh, so I circle back anyway. Yes, let's circle back from that right there actually. Circle back. Queen, you did it. How? Like this I wish people talked about my podcast like this. This is incredible. | |
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| You need assholes, that's thank you for the downloads assholes. Yeah, that gives me character because not I'm just like, yes, stick your tongue out, stick Mr. Pinky out without you handle it. No, no, you're not, you're so fast right now. Okay, can I read a couple? Yeah, go ahead. Somebody said I sold my house so I could watch Talk to you on my 115 inch TV. Wait, if you sold your house and how you're going to have electricity and you're, I'm thank you too, man. | |
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| Yeah, I'll give you props there, brother. Logan Turner 79. Logan Turner, Logan Turner, you're a crafty fellow. Ah, ha ha ha. You know what that one's fine, do you have one? They said, born to late to explore Earth, born to early to explore the universe. Born in Tom to explore Pram talk to a, I just gotta bring it on. I don't do it. You get that? Not really. I don't know, you don't need it. Do you know that Jimmy Carter is set to appear on the talk to a, with Haley Welch? Come on, please tell me Haley. | |
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| me Carter is I'm Canadian so no just kidding I'm Canadian and I know who he is he's Well he's 99 years old I mean it's kind of fair man who can look for Granny what's he got money she won't want him unless I'm so serious no what was her thing is you were putting the grave and Granny is always said she does not want him unless he's loaded rich and he's old as dirt Jimmy's Carter one foot in the grave and other one banana | |
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| Because I make those two. I don't know why it's not normal hours. Like there's bigger problems out now. Why are you worried about me cracking? I don't do it. I don't do it. Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. You just made anything. Yeah, that's a new thing now. That's merch put on on a t-shirt right now. Yeah, so you like making dick jokes. See don't you? I do. I I'm like I'll never forget I was I when I was the bachelor at so many years ago I'll never forget this guy coming up to me and he said Honestly, I think you're just here to make out with dudes and make | |
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| Jimmy Carter we found her perfect match. If you were to take one guess, if you were to take one guess who Jimmy Carter is just like what he does 99 years old big deal. Is he a porn store? What? I don't know there's a little bit of everything out in the world. I don't know 99 year old porn star. There's a thing for everything. I'm telling you. Okay, take one more. Because the hell is paying to watch a crazy prize. Okay, you all right, actually. There was no- | |
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| What else is he doing? A big deal, 99 years old, everyone in the world probably knows him. I don't know, he liked the oldest man in the life. Am I right? No? Wait, do you know who he is? Me? Yeah. Yeah. He was the president. Oh. Oh, that's why he said it. Wait, and a false. And I couldn't. It doesn't have presidents. He wasn't the president of Canada. They were like a suicide false. I like it. That's, I like it. I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. That's, I like it. | |
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| I love that you found a loophole there to be like but you guys have prom manifesters I don't know that till here recently. You know those girls in the bathroom at that bar that were telling us I was like what? We that should be a book. Remember those girls in the bathroom and then you just say what they say to you in the bathroom What else did I tell? coffee table something else too They're from Did they recognize you yeah, and it was nice. We had a Canadian We're really from is word paint McCray. Oh, yeah, oh | |
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| Yeah, that's my celebrity crush right there, too. Oh, me too, actually. Yeah, I love that a lot When I was in that video, she just came out with I was trying to question my sexuality You know what? Why don't want to see her neck that's very valid. What about flexure? My other celebrity crush. Am I supposed to be in my other celebrity crush? I kind of want to see a picture. Oh, God. I thought you'd never ask okay. Can we actually get Jimmy Carter on the podcast Do if you guys that would be I would | |
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| I'm almost a president. Please. I understand why you wouldn't know that. I can barely tell you who Abelinkin is. What if she could be your poochie? Let me see Flutter. Or would you work it? | |
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| Okay, no, no granny. Oh granny yeah. I don't know. She kind of hates men. She's in her like a hate man I wonder what you get Green is very independent though. Yeah. Like granny. That's very fine. Was she ever married? She's a married two times oh And her ex has with my pop-up all he lives in the backyard in his little cabin. Stop that friends though She does his laundry form. So who are you walking television show? Yeah, or podcast. Yeah, like I can't I no no no well my favorite show from Canada's trailer | |
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| parkboys, but can I just say like I am so excited for people to get to know you on this podcast because it's like you see one thing and then you go why did that person get a platform and then you get to know you and you go this school deserves a platform. Well thank you. That's how many people say that. Oh I'm mean it. Thank you. I'm mean it. I'm not trying to I'm not being my newsletter. I'm working really hard for this mom role. Yeah over time. That's okay. I'll get you like a apron and we can like we're a mess. | |
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| you know it's like mom of the year, I've been in the eye for when you got the cookies and stuff. Literally I'm gonna take this too seriously though. I am too. I'll be waiting for your own Christmas. Oh, okay, this is serious. We absolutely will. I'll buy you presents. It'll be wine but I'm okay. I know you're okay with that. I'm so okay with that. God, it's yours. Can't wait to take on this new rule. Wow. I'll be here. I'll be your aunt. My aunt. Okay. What do you guys say aunt? Aunt. | |
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| Oh, I say aunt. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. On T. K.B. Yeah. It's got to ring to it. Oh, and I get. Oh, you guys. Oh, I want to say cool dancing. Come by, y'all. Come by y'all. Come by y'all. You don't go there. Don't even say. I'll hold a. That's not the same. No, that's the same. I'm just wearing it. I tried. What do they have? Honoka. You don't look up her to song about Honoka. It's probably Adam Sandler. Probably. Hey, wants $100,000. Listen up. | |
| 00:38:30 - 00:39:00 | |
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| fart jokes and I was like, fair. I'm like, who sent you? How do you know that? I was like, that's actually valid point. I love a fart joke. So how did you feel on the Bachelor at? Like you got, like, so many men throw on themselves at you. It's the only time that you walk into a room and just like 30 men stand up and clap for you and I really took that in. Like I was like, be in the moment, Caitlin. Walk every time I walked into a room, they just stand up and clap for me and I'd be like, oh my God, and then you get a little too used to it. Yeah. Okay. But it was fun for like five minutes and then. | |
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| Do you guys talk about it? Oh, what? Did you ever see that with a man? What did you do with the... Oh, you... Gosh. You know what? Yeah, that's when I wanted to hug you. Oh. When you throw the first pitch? Yeah. So, me and Chelsea started at that day actually. And we're pretty excited to go to the first pitch. But we didn't know she's going to be like catching it yet. Yeah. So we were like, okay, whatever. Yeah. And then we get there and they're like, oh, you know, she's gonna catch your ball. And I was like, oh, that makes me feel even better because I'm probably gonna crack her in the habitable. That's exactly how this is going to go. And, but... | |
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| Never cracked her in the head right she called it she didn't pretty good she you call it like the scariest part I was like okay, you and I'm not wearing it. Yeah, I I was not prepared for that either I'll tell you me and everybody else was like like so nice the whole day and they had like this program for their vet dogs Did you see like yes, yeah? I never heard anything about it. So I was like, oh, we should like do some awareness for that You've never heard anything about it. I know people should go down to that. It's right. It calls So we didn't like a big or deal for | |
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| that donated to them had a really good day. Halteam was nice. The people we met were nice. And then we leave. I'll say it. But I like, folks. And stuff like, wow. Fuck us. She here. Okay. Yeah. But they're saying that, but the meds have been on a winning streak. Every sense you threw out the first pitch. Yeah, and Grimmis is saying, Hazard is in for the win. What's the Grimmis? Who the hell is her? That's my question. Isn't he the McDonald's guy? Oh, like the shake? No, the Grimmis is the purple. I know, I really don't know. | |
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| is the mask off of the meds. Oh, I think I should be the meds. Yeah, you should definitely be the meds. You're definitely the meds. Good luck, Charm. You're their good luck, Charm. What can I say? But how sad don't you just feel like this is my thought process because you're literally bringing awareness to dog rescue and like saving animals. And people will find whatever they want to find wrong with what you're doing. | |
| 00:41:30 - 00:42:00 | |
| but like really successful happy people don't have time to bring other people down. So like let's just say a little bit. Like tease and peas to the haters because it's sad, you know? tease and peas. At the end of the day the way I've started saying that everybody's gonna have something to say at the end of the day. It's great. I also do whatever I want to. I feel like it says more about them than it does you always. Because I mean I was only there to like raise awareness for like the program I have going on and I still got shit on for like a day. I don't it for the dog. | |
| 00:42:00 - 00:42:30 | |
| Always do at the end of the day. Always do it for the dogs, not the people. And now you have to rescue dogs. Two of them. So Korea. South Korea. How'd you get them over here? They had to go on a flight and I don't want to talk about it. Because thinking of them under a plane, it was the only way to get them here. I can't. I'll never again. Now they fly first class. But go on first class. Okay she didn't know. So I started to fun here recently. It's called Pause Across America. Yes. I'm passionate about animal. I'm not even just dogs. It could be a guinea pig. I'm not even a guinea pig. | |
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| It's a feel bad, but I feel like dogs need a little more love, they can't speak up for their selves. No. I'm gonna use what I got right now, do good with it. Hey, yeah. And more people need to see that you're doing that. So, I don't think they care. No. Like, if the end of the day, the most common, it's have been reading. They're like, well, she got a platform. Well, I'm doing something good with mom, why don't you have one? Yeah, but please, just keep reminding yourself that you're doing good. The other people, man. | |
| 00:43:00 - 00:43:30 | |
| it's sad, it's really sad and, you know what, just any hate, just send them the link. Say, do that set up a program where if there's haters that say, like, set up negative words in your program, I'll show you this software. And if they say these negative things, it'll just directly DM them a link to help your funds. How do we do that? I'll set it up for you. By the way, mama's got you. The link for Haley's Foundation is going to be in the description. | |
| 00:43:30 - 00:44:00 | |
| in below. Amazing. I'll donate. Oh, blue, blue. Of course. All right, madam. I got one more question for you. Can I put on my hat for this one? Go for it. What's one moving bed that makes a mango crazy? Oh. What is one moving bed that I'm like thinking of all my 10 moves that I'm going through? Okay. You know what it is? It's the corkscrew. You guys know the corkscrew. You got to elaborate on that. All the men in the room. | |
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| What? Why? He now is green shirt nose. The corkscrew. Why does one have not heard a payout of all day? No, absolutely. It's, it's, it's, am I allowed to say this? Yeah, I mean, it, so a good old fashion hand job don't underestimate a good old fashion hand job. That's not it all what I was thinking. And the corkscrew is, so you hit the top and go down to the bottom. | |
| 00:44:30 - 00:45:00 | |
| and I hate hurting people's feelings. So I was just constantly like disappointing people that I actually, I'm still friends with a lot of the guys that's good, that's good. So you go back and do it again if you could. No. See, I always say if I wasn't one dating show, I would do the Bachelor. I could do the Bachelor it. Like I couldn't do love. I don't know anything like that. Why not? I could do the Bachelor it. There's why, and I'm like, I don't know. I don't think I could focus on so many men come up to me about, get away from me. You know, there's too many of you going. But this is why you are new. This is why you are asking me to do this. | |
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| Brilliant. Where'd you come up with that? I'm 39. I bet your mom works in the serious way. She didn't. Honestly, when you say my brain goes one way, everybody else goes this way, I'm like same z's. Like we're on the same boat. We're both over here and everybody else is over there. Which is where I want to be. It's okay. It's the fun side. You're with us too. Oh yeah. Okay. You got a dirty day. Hey, that hat looks good on you. That's it. That's like she looks good in red. I was like, she's gonna have to red. That bikini, I think you were in red. So I was like, bye. | |
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| Oh, girl. Well, I'm gonna put this is what I'm wearing out tonight. Oh, is it thumbnail? Yes. This. Just kidding. Orkscrew. That's correct. I can't wait for puky to experience the corkscrew. Oh, by the way, Mr. Pinkie lives in this lot of gork. You didn't know. Oh, do I? That person in the finger of the ass. That's okay. That's necessary. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. | |
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