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You have like a certain type in man, like Look was. If you looked at my track history, it would look like you literally just like walked into the DMV. If I tell you I love you better say it back. I don't say that. It's just anybody, you know? Like that's there's an archetype of guy that that is and it's like just insecure little boy. Yeah, what's the craziest thing you've done for man? Well, first of all, the Clinton situation like I knew that was happening and still was with him. Let's move and bed and make some mango crazy. Oh God, that's like...
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I didn't know exactly what I was doing. So I just kind of winged it. I had more fun just being there sitting at the table and talking to all these people I ever met. That's the fun part. But I don't know, I'm hoping for beginners luck, but I also just feel like I don't want to be embarrassed. What was that? I was like 50th at a 80 out. Yeah, I know you did a lot better than the pro one. But then the guy beside me, I can't remember which one it was. I think it was the guy who had the weird glasses on. What was his name? He was helping me out. I don't think he was supposed to. I don't know what he was doing.
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other people miserable, but Grace and Males like, actually my favorite person. Exactly. Like she's just having a fucking be there, live for the whole world. So yeah, humbling internet. Is there any celebrity that you guys would use as a hall pass? I'm content with my man and that is my answer. That is my answer right there. I'm like, shit, that's not my answer. I'm totally kidding, but I just had this conversation last night, because Paul mess, Paul mess, tell us in Gladiator. And he's so.
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Did you watch like do you know Paul the mask how? No, he's like he's new to me because I like just only have seen him in normal people But I knew he was gonna be there last night I was straight up told my boyfriend. I'm like check it out. I'm going for Paul and he's like going have fun like he's so secure He's like okay Never actually do anything because I love him, but He like I mean I love I don't he's so hot. Yeah, we're seeing uh What's his name and some some more holder. Oh, yes, of course you okay damn it are he's
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Yeah, I love vampires. I guess that'd be man. Okay, so good, but like as Damon yeah Kill me okay, let's see Is there anyone you'd get in the box and ring with oh Honestly like I've thought about like knowing how much money they make I'm like shit. I'll say someone That's my ass for 20 million. Hey, I don't give a damn should we fight each other and just like like contractually like I'd left my ass off We
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I'm sure. Is there be some of my actually hate though? No, but like, I would, too many people would rally behind you, I would get insecure. No, they're rally behind you. They're like, you know, I know, especially like the fighting community. They would be like, huh, too. Like, so exciting. They got one time to boom me then. I'm gonna crawl. I would not have that much fun. I don't have tough enough skin for it, but I don't either. For the right payout, I will fight any, I'll fight Mike Tyson. You know what? Hell yeah, me too. Who do you fight Chelsea? You. You. You. You. You.
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know you wouldn't put in. I couldn't actually. I say I would but I wouldn't. Just as I judge you. JoJo would beat my ass. JoJo would beat my ass. JoJo would not out in the first three seconds. You feel like three of you wanted to beat my ass. Jo could take all of us. He was even she's a sweetheart. She is and I fuck with JoJo. I urge you. She's, me too. Go back and forth like I get confused sometimes. Chelsea Hall and I say since coming up, you know, big sighting to have for it.
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had like a minute where I was like, I don't know if I'm on Team Jojo, but she really won me backly. No, it was me. It was like before I met her. Like I was like, I don't know, she kind of scares me. Then I met her and I was like, wait, I fuck with you. I think she's just like a brilliant business person. Like I think she's 10 steps ahead and we all just like didn't get it until we got it. You know what I mean? And how she deals with hate. Like I love she won me over. And I was like, yeah, she had hate on, she has hated on like every day. Like I always see something on TikTok over.
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She's fucking mean, but she's not here having fun with it. And she's happy so much richer than all of us And I just you know it has a car with her face on it I think she's four cars with her face on it. I want to drive one. She told me I could Yeah, she has I think to cancel. She brought her Lambo truck with her face on it that is so sick Don't just s-wag She's just smart to create a different on drums. Yeah, all right. I got one more question for you What's one moving bed? I'm like some mango crazy. I Oh see if that
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I should have been prepared for this question and I'm so scared of it. I don't know. I'm like, so I'm known for being, and I hate to say this, but I'm like, such a just like lay there. Dad fish, that's dangerous. That's my normal move. I have no Halk to it in me, I've got, it takes a real woman to admit that the, and you know what? I'm not ashamed of it. And there is a market for that. And I'm tired.
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People coming for me for it because some people just like that like it's normal. I think Missionary is So Mike fuck I'm proud. Okay, it takes a real woman to admit that Yeah, I don't know fight she wins she wins at all the questions What was the what was the trick that Tanna was talking about on face I'm oh God that's like It's something I discovered by accident and it's so more to find
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I'd be cheating. Well, I didn't know the fuck I was doing, I was like, can I lay this down? He was like, yeah, he can lay that down. I was like, okay, whatever, you know, he's helping me out. Well, you did well. That's better than I would've done. I would've gotten out immediately. And then, he said it last up to eight hours. I was like, fuck this. I wanna go mingle, stop put like all in. And I was like, I know I ain't got nothing because like, my cards didn't go together. And they're like, up, you're out. And I was like, you sacrificed your phone. I'm gonna get this. That's so me. I'm like, I gotta go. I went to a movie premiere last night, and like, I was,
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but it's not even something embed. It's like literally a masturbation situation. But on tour, I was in a real extonuating circumstance. Not on a stand, don't explain yourself to me, how far can you know this? It was like an aponicy. It was an emergency. Okay. And the old, like, I used the vibrator on the toilet. Like, not even like not obviously while I was going in the bathroom, but like, there was nowhere to go. I couldn't be in the shower because the shower was flooding. And I just sound the toilet. And it was like actually a life changing experience. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet. And I just sound the toilet.
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And I should be ashamed to admit that, but it was so life-changing that I would be doing everyone a disservice to not tell you about it. So just try, don't knock it till you try it. Sitting up, you don't have to be on the toilet, but the toilet is convenient, because there's a hole. You know, you can't remember the spot. I'm just mulled a fucker up as a man. Nobody's, I'm not kidding. And now, it's like, how do I explain this to a man? Because it's like I have to be sitting up. Because like, it just isn't the same thing. So I'll be upright and that's just it. And it's, I quote, I, I, I, I,
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I told Taylor this and it's like, I don't know how to say this without being offensive, but I go complete Stephen Hawking. Like, like, paralyzed, because it's like I literally can't move. And, you know what? That's my, that's my, um, hot today, you can't move the next week. You know what, that's her hot today. Yeah. And I've said too much. What? Thank you for coming all talk to her. And we will definitely not forget you.
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literally 20 minutes in the movie and I'm thinking like, how am I going to tell my friend next to me that I'm leaving? I cannot sit through this and you're saying gladiator too. Yeah, it was it was really good but I got too drunk, I was like spinning and I was like, I have to go. Those are the worst like when you get into bed and you got to spence. I don't know if I've like open my eyes and my go. I cannot hang, I can't hold her you. 21. Oh my God. How old are you? 21. Oh my God. I would do anything to be 21 again when I was 21. I'm not going to drink like a fuck.
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can tank but now I'm not kidding I had maybe like three glasses of champagne and I was throwing up all night. What? Throwing up all this morning. How are you? I'm in about to be 28. In a couple days. The 26th. Happy birthday! But I'm like when I'm you it's people say it and you don't believe it's like oh I can drink forever but I swear like the 25 mark you can just like no longer do it. I'm just not much of a drinker I don't guess. Really?
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I mean, I can't be. But I have to be like, I was about to say, and I'm like, why would I? I was like, for something like, if I'm just watching, I'm maybe here in terms of how I can't drink or anything. But if I'm out like, boogey and at a party or something like that, I feel like I'm like everyone. No, I almost like preferred a drink and like a really like calm setting, like, I'm just like, I don't either. I don't, either. I can't even find a magic dinner on. Oh, no, what the, what's that? I just didn't blow. What the fuck was that?
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I think it was a flee. Oh, I'm so dizzy. Why, they can't fly, can they? Please? Yeah. They don't. Why, I don't know. I figured out that your roaches can fly. Why? Yeah. Roaches can fly. I don't want to know that information. To be honest, scared of bugs. I gotta do my research. And what's hard to spot at me, I'm gone. I feel like you would be on a kill-abug. Like if I were to tell you there was a bug, you'd be like, oh. I got it. Now if it's a spider, that's okay. But a bug, I'm probably going to saw on the floor and crawl. Is this spider not a bug? Yeah, it's an insect, I think. I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, you know? I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug, I think that's a bug,
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No, it's an Iraq. You know what? You beat me to it, but I was so excited to share that fact. I don't know what Iraq and it is. I think it means they have eight legs or something. Yeah. Like a Centipede. Those are centipede, it has like 1,000 legs. Yeah. Those are fake. Yeah, those are fake. I'm not a big bug person. I'm not 18. Is anybody? No. I would hope not. All right. So I'm trying to get Chelsea to lock her man down before Christmas. Damn. I'm not talking about maddering.
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my wife please. What do you get in Pookey? I think I've learned I get in some new work boots for Christmas and maybe like some more shirts and such. Hey, do you have some more pants? I'll tell you that much. Oh, that's sweet. I like that. Now I know you're not officially with your man to just yet, but here's what I'm thinking. We get in my chairman project full of Shave because I know that man is wooly. He's gotta be. That way you can get a nice clean and smooth shave. Okay. Or he can keep a rugged five o'clock shadow and just match Pookey. What's do you prefer? Do you like that clean cut or some like some stubble?
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a little bit of both. As long as he uses man's scape, I'm cool with it. Oh, thanks so easy to use and it's waterproof, it's got a travel walk on it too, for when he's traveling like on a business trip or even just a weekend get away you know? Oh yeah. Plus, both of the interchangeable blade heads are skin safe. And they're designed to reduce skin irritation and razor burn. That way the skin stays smooth and comfortable. So it sounds like when I make it a fist wash to get one for my man too. Yeah, of course, why not? But if he's a real man, he should already have one.
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So like, I don't mind a mouthful bad for him. Like me too. I had a mouse in my head. I lived in a sorority house. And it was like an old house. So obviously you have like rodents. There was a mouse in my room. I was so excited about it. I was like, we can not trap him. He was so cute. And I like I swear to God he was like animated. He had like big ears, huge ears. And like people were like, there were talks of him for weeks. Everyone's like, I think like there's a mouse in the house, I swear I've been hearing it. And I been hanging out with them. I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like, I was like
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I'm saying so quiet in my room one day, and all of a sudden I saw him peek over my trash can, I was like, oh, my God. Like, he's, first of all, the cutest thing I've ever seen. I called my house mom, and I was like, listen to me. I saw the mouse, we can not kill the mouse. Like, he's so cute, please do not kill the mouse. Just like, I promise I won't kill the mouse. Couple days later, I'm sitting at my desk, typing away, and I go to sit on my foot, like I stand up to sit on my foot, and there was a mouse trap on my foot, like one of the sticky in humane ones. Those are so sad. Yeah, exactly. And I'm like, I cannot believe this.
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woman whatever the mouse is already attached did you get literally I thought the mouse is stuck to your foot The mouse trap and the mouse are stuck to my foot and now I'm looking and he's still alive So I fucking scream the bloody murder and everyone comes to rescue the mouse. I'm so mad at my house mom I'm like how dare you cuz at least like do like a humane trap and snap it's a little neck and then he'd like doesn't suffer So all of us ever go in the house took the mouse outside on the little trap. Used all of oil to try to get him off you
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the little trap finally got him off and I swear to God, you guys, I sound like I'm making it up. Hawk comes like from the sky and grabs him. It sounds like he made up story. I'm like, nobody's ever, if people had witnessed it, nobody would believe me. That would've traumatized me so bad. I was, I never forgave her Wendy, my house mom, I'm kidding. That's so bad. I have an aunt named Wendy, I understand. So you were in a sorority? I was. What's what did you get to? You were there.
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You have a what is that? You have Arizona. Arizona. That's a Virginia. You have Arizona. It's like one of the biggest party schools. So that's where you grow up, right? Yeah. Oh, I always have home life like. I'm like not the best on a C-boy. Wait, I'm a Granny kid, too. Are you really? Yeah, I was watching your clips earlier. And I was like, oh my god, we can really, yeah. We're gonna click good. Did you always have a favorite in parents? Or just, it's like I found a non-multiol. I love my granny. Oh my granny.
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When I was nine years old, so I was a little different. Yeah. We got it working out here But it's the best. Did you like it? I love it. I still live with it. Really? Yeah I love that. I love my green. Where do you live? It's like our South's a national I feel like you're like more country than most people I like meet from Nashville Like you're you sound more country than honestly any other person I've ever met in my entire life like it's like more South the Nashville Is that possible? Yes
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It kind of out in the boom dogs. We don't have really much. We got like a taco bill and McDonald's. All you need in my opinion is that. We did just get his ex-pisa. What's his ex-pisa? What? Never heard his ex-pisa. That was my favorite chicken joint. Really? Yeah, you haven't ever had sex with me? No, I haven't. Wait, so where are you originally from? I'm from Arizona. It's like, they don't have sex. We like cosplay country over there. No ex-pisa. No chicken joints, honestly. You have been to Arizona. Like, Scott Still? Yeah, that's...
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It's like, around where I'm from. Okay. It's hot there. Two hot. Yeah. It was really hot there. You still close with your granny? I, well, she has dementia so she's like, is non-verbal now. Plus her heart. But I go home and, like, I still go home to my grandparents. Me and my grandparents super close. And they're so sweet. They've been together since they were 13. Oh. Yeah. 13 years old. They've been together. They got married when they were 19. And he's so cute. He takes care of her. She's like, she can't.
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She's like, never go on podcasts. I feel like, or other podcasts that aren't mine. So I don't like this. Oh, my gosh. I know. You think too. Let's have some wine. I'm like, yes. I feel like it's tradition. You have to have wine when you're sending me. I do. And I just like envisioned meeting you for the first time. And we had to be drinking. That makes sense. That makes sense. It makes sense. Was that the other night when we went out? That was Harry. Yeah. Harry came out. Has anyone else ever invited you on their podcast? Yeah. Yeah.
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like walk, speak, or do anything now. So he like puts her little hair in a ponytail. And her nails are always red, because her nails were always red. Like my whole life and he paints them for her. It's so cute. That's adorable. It's like adorable sad, but like so cute. I wanna get married immediately. You're seeing someone right now, right? I am. How's it going? It's going really well. It's my first healthy relationship in my entire life. Now, I heard a story earlier today in which I heard the story before, but I didn't know it.
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that was you. The whole Clinton cane got out. I did not know that was you. It was, unfortunately, that traumatized you any. At traumatized me completely. That's just bizarre. That was man, I don't know. The most insane thing I've ever been through, but that was my last serious relationship and that was over two years ago or almost three years ago. But you got a healthy relationship now, right? Yes. It's like the lid. I've never met. Or I've never, you know, when someone really wants to be with you right away and you obviously...
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you just like don't want to be with that person. That's what I do every single time. You sound just like me. Dancing. We're actually talking about getting hot and light and having a pros and cons list and figuring out what she's got going all over here. Yeah, you listen to me. It's like a canon event when you're young. Like, when I was 21, that was like my thing. I'm like, you like me? I've got to go this. And I've also known nothing but toxic relationships. So I'm laughing. That's how he's got a scary, like, I wouldn't have helped her realize his job. Wait, good for you. That honestly, you're a head of the game at 21. And it took me...
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so long and like a million people can tell you, but until you learn it for yourself, like you're just not gonna, it's just gonna keep happening. But I finally, like, I went into this and I was like, he's too sure about me and I, like, it's scared you a little bit. It did, it scared me because I was like, like, I know that the progression of this is like, we just date immediately and there will be nothing wrong with him and that, like, freaked me out. But I was like, let me just try it one time and it's like the best thing I ever did. I was like, okay, think I'll help that, like, too. So how did you meet him? He's just like a mutual friend. Or we had a mutual friend but he was in a relationship in a relationship.
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for a long time. And so he never came around. I just like hurred talks of him. And then we finally met and immediately was like, please date me. Oh, that's sweet. It was even like, be romantic. Ever, he just, he makes my life so much easier. He cooks and he cleans and he's so like, he's such a like a housewife. And I, we know who he is. No, which I love. That's a good thing. I had a phase of wanting to be with the talent. Don't. I don't dream of it. So, he's a like a like, he's a like a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's a like, he's
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Yeah, I was like, well I just wanted someone with a lot of exciting life and that usually comes with being an artist, being like a comedian or whatever it was and it would never happen. Every person I've ever talked to about, is always like don't date someone that's like a celebrity or like, Yeah, like it's just horrible and like I'm, I have a problem with like adapting my life to somebody else's. So if they're doing something like crazy and exciting, it's like I don't have time to do anything for myself. Yeah.
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I'd rather have somebody who just like and I feel like has an ordinary girl. You would always be like comparing yourself to them, you know? Yeah. And actually if you're both like, it makes a look on. It makes guys insecure. I would never feel weird about like a guy having like success, but guys always feel weird about the girls having success. It's weird. Call of call of that Brian. Yeah. What are your guys' thoughts on Zach Bryan? Why am I talking like I'm country now? I'm literally cosplaying. That shit, I don't know, that shit fucked me up a little bit because like, I like them two together. So they're like, I think they're like, I think they're like, shit fucked me up. Yeah. I think they're like, shit fucked me up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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we didn't have to go and do all that to her. And I was such a big fan girl of Zak Braun, like it was crazy. Now I'm like, I'm depressed, I'm his biggest fan. Like he was like my number one artist don't Spotify, I was gagged when Brown has started dating him and he blocked me. First of all, I went to go, like my boyfriend sent me his Instagram the other day because I was like, can I try to like check something like like, block to me? Why? I don't know. I was like no, it's just like what do you say fuck me for? Yeah. We could come. What have you?
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You know, I could go check. Has he ever, have you ever talked about him on a podcast? Yes, well, yes, but he blocked me before hand. But I think just because like, I had met him through Brianna. So I think anyone even like slightly affiliated with Brianna. He blocked, but I was like, I wonder if he blocked me. I caught a stray, I wanna go look now. If you've ever spoken about him, he's your block. We did speak about him when we had Brianna. And I think that's when like things were like rough. Yeah, cause it was like nobody knew that they were open up at that time. And I think she kind of like a,
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I was like, I wish I never dated someone famous. Yeah, since I was like, something's up. Like I don't have anything else. Personally, bad to say about him, his team was really good to us when we done like the revival thing with him. Oh, you did that? Yeah, but it's the whole team was really good to us. But now, him, I never actually had a conversation with him like to his face to where I could tell you if he was nice or not. I did. And I thought like we had like this amazing night, I went to Cleveland to do Plainbury live and he was there. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good. And I think that was really good.
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I haven't in like a long time and I always drink before. Yeah, no matter what I don't know I get do it literally as my job and I still like him Cause when I'm drinking I feel like I can yet get away me too. Chelsea has a dog that looks just like this one Maggie. I have a dog cat or cat dog. Like a cat that acts like a dog. That's okay I'll see where you dress it in clothes. I have to dress him in clothes or he won't he literally he's a he can rearrange furniture. He's only seven pounds and he's so ferocious and horrible and awful
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I was like, I didn't know who's gonna be there and I'm as big as fans was like, oh shit, oh shit. And best night, Avari was so nice, I thought that they were like great. And apparently he's the biggest loser of all time. That's what I was saying. It was just too similar to the Clinton situation for me to not be like, oh, I hate this man. Exactly. Like, there's an archetype of guy that that is. And it's like just insecure little fucking bitch boy. And I can't get behind it. We're, we're about to be blocked after this. I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck. I'm gonna fuck. I'm like, yeah.
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What changed y'all's taste and men? I don't honest to god. I feel like the last time I really went through it. I was like, please, if you love yourself at all, do not put yourself in this position again. And it's like, you know when you know something's gonna be bad and you do it anyway? Yeah, I've been there in one of those. But I don't know. Well, you had like you and Pookey had like a long start-up kind of, you have like one of the very very few situationships into relationship tropes.
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because that never happens for literally anybody except for you. It was worth waiting for though. Yeah. On either of us from good-behind them. So, I'm getting it all now, I guess. See, I'm a little peach. I love that though, because it was like, I don't know. I just like, every situation should have been in, I obviously want it to turn in a relate to a relationship and it obviously never did. And so I love to see somebody else live my dream. This is the first one I was exceeded in, I'm glad the other one's didn't work. Yeah, I got mad at my fucking dream. That's my fucking dream.
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I don't know. I've never seen her ever act like that towards a man. I can't really see people in public that hold hands and all kids and shit. That makes me want to throw up and die. But he does it to me. I'm like, should okay? I'm not always like, I was always so miserable seeing everyone else happy and now that I'm happy. I'm like stepping back like, I can't even get mad. Yeah, I get it. Usually I would be like, okay, well, why would you want to be with someone who wasn't sure about your...
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right away. But I loved what he said about how he wanted to make sure that he could give you exactly what you wanted. I'm like, I completely subscribed to the idea that a guy should be more into the girl. I agree. I love my boyfriend. I'm a sussain boy friend, but I like one time a girl told me she was married and like happily married and she was like married the guy who likes you more than you like him. I feel like it started out that way and now I'm just like so obsessed with him.
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Good. When did you tell them you loved him? I and I said, it's historically an every relationship I've ever been and I've always said it first. I can't help it if I know I'm going to tell you. Yeah. And I can't shut the fuck up. But I did exactly what you did. I was drunk. Oh, god. I vaguely remember it. And I wish I didn't. But I was like, I have secret. Yeah. This year's like what the fuck is our secret? And then I tell you. I told him like literally so early on into our relation.
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But we had a majorly accelerated relationship with him. But he said it back, right? Yeah. Boogie didn't say it back. Boogie didn't say it back? No, the first time I said it, who's on the phone, did this bitch just said it back? What did you say it? When you guys were like, not dating. Yeah, and we were also hammered. And have you sex? Yeah, sometimes. Okay, that's what I'm saying. Don't say that, go, go. His mama watches this. Did you say that? Yeah, y'all already said it. It's fine. Yeah. And that's happening to me. And so you don't usually assume that someone...
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means it because it's like obviously your judgment is good in that moment. So I will probably wouldn't have said it back either if someone said it to me in that situation. Fair enough, but I don't think anything's weird about the girl saying it first. Normally, I'm trying to like normalize. I'm like, I don't either but I just can't bring myself to it. Really? I can't. I feel like beat her when she's like about to labor. So I'm like, okay, I'm I love you guys. I love you. I love you. No, I say it all the time to you. Have a fun time.
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I don't ever hear it. And I'm like, do you say it? And you're like, yes, I don't know my cocaine. I'll go on about my day. I get so offended. But I tell you, I love you, but I just say it back. I don't say that shit to just anybody, you know? I agree. I think every time I've ever said I love you to someone, I'm very confident that they love me back. I wouldn't say it if I didn't think they loved me back. That's like me looking at this guy over here. I love you. I love you. I love you. Hey, see, see? See? It's like a big one. It's a pretty good one. I think I can get very far. You have like a certain type in man, like.
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look was. If you looked at my track history, it would look like you literally just walked into the DMV. Like, it never, that every guy is so different from one another. I can't believe I've even found people that. Okay, same. I feel like I don't have a set type either. It's like all over. I don't, but it's because I usually don't take for looks. So it could really be anybody. And sometimes I wish I was dating for looks. I'm trying to think, I'm like, do I have a search?
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And I love him. You dressed him in clothes? Yeah. He's using him in clothes. Cats are scared to like, he like topples over when he wears it. So if we need to like cook or something, we'll put his little lakeers jersey on. Oh. So a little more you put like a hat on them. Yeah, I put it, he has a little like wife beater. I don't think we're, I don't think we're supposed to say wife beater anymore. Or he has like a little tank top for it. And he looks like a wife beater anymore. I don't know. Well, I guess I mean, if you think about it, it's like the house.
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You can type, do what? You know, I had like dark hair, like blue eyes. That's the type, that's that one. Yeah. Buzz can it. You had a buzz cut, I love a buzz cut. Oh well, hey, ended up getting, is that what you call that a buzz cut? Are you talking about? We can cut that out, ever cut that out. Are you, is that your talking about it? Well, he has dark hair, but Hayley drove him crazy to the point where he shaved his head. That's it.
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It was so admirable. It is. We're still okay, terms I think for the most part. Something I drove him too fucking crazy. I mean, he's still keeping it bulb. Did he tell you that or was like, it was like implied? It was like right after they, like, in the things, the next time I've seen him, I was like, I texted Haley and I said, he's bulb and she was like, what do you look like. He's bulb or BuzzCat because those are just like, oh, they are. I've seen him from afar, so I was like, this must have been called a bulb. No, yeah, it sounds like he's, because.
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So you just have a head full hair. And the next time my scene, I'm all like, this bitch made him shave his head. Honestly, it's so me though, every time I get out of a relationship, I have to have a drastic change to my whole person. But I also changed my, like, I hated my fist. But in all my relationships and until this one, I've changed my entire personality to match them. So it's like, I was just like, literally riding horses like thinking I was country in my last relationship. It's like, I didn't need to do all that. Do not say that on your Instagram. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's...
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So I committed to the bit and I still love horses and stuff, but I did that fully for a man. What's the craziest thing you've done for a man? Well, first of all, the Clinton situation, like I knew that was happening and still was with him for a good month. I feel like every girl has that delu-lu. Yeah, when you're just like, yeah, I'm a stick to the side. I'm trying to make it work, you know? Yeah, but why? Like that was like, no, that was too fucking for that. But you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're
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I got him I break over the head from my and but I I needed somebody to talk some sense in me, but I couldn't tell my friends So we have friends like that that need some serious help with them in their pick, but it's I feel like it's a normal stage Everyone goes through it. Yeah, but also if you're lying to your friends ever get rid of that guy because it's like Yeah, that's how I know every single time like if I am embarrassed to tell my friend something like I should not be with that person I'm trying to convince myself that my one friend that I have is just going back to the same guy
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until she gets tired of them and then she's just gonna like give them the boot. But I don't know if we're gonna get there. She'll see. Wait, what are you guys' thoughts on like the theory like go back and tell you hate him? I think we should do the same thing. We should do the same thing. Really? Yes, that's what we're talking about friends. Feel that way. I've done it. But my problem is I'm not confident enough that I can make like ever hate them. You keep in touch with your X or anything? I don't... I can't think of one, except what even still be in the same room is me to be honest. That's fair enough.
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or maybe all the bad terms. All of them. But like every relationship that I've had has been like a real extreme like circumstance where it's like, I thought neither one of the two I know about are like your fault though. That's why I feel too, but also it's like at what point am I the problem? Yeah. Like how many times can something that happen and it's like, wait, maybe it's you? I don't think it's you. Well, I think it's my choices. Like I think I'm like, again, I was going for these guys that I was like, this is...
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it's gonna be a huge mess. I should do this. You did it for the plot. I did. I also did the plot. Then I got like real like trauma in the process. It happens. I don't talk to either one of them on. I mean, I'm not on bad terms with them or anything, but I don't talk to them either. It's like, you know, you shouldn't because you're in. Oh yeah, I'm happy over here. Like that bullshit. I don't want my boyfriend talking to any of his exes and I will avoid mine too, although like, I guess that's not even by choice. You let your boyfriend have girlfriends.
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Yeah, oh yeah, I think I'm okay with it, too. As long as I know they're just grown for us now. Fassey something else in there you done four This is like the first time I've ever been in a relationship, I felt like I got to worry about Lily Trust him yeah. I grew up that I'm usually like a go through their following Look at every single foot like photo. They've ever posted see if he's like them and when all the tack photos like Yeah, that's me That's what I was telling her last night, Fookie said it's bone down beside me and I heard him over their snow
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and I was like looking at the phone, looking at the phone, looking at the TV and I was like ah trust him, I wrote over and went to bed, I didn't look at it, so that's why you know. So what are you keeping your new man a secret? Is there a reason? I don't feel like he's a secret, I posted him. Oh why? Did you? Yeah, I know who he is. No people don't know, like, I guess I thought you were asking if he was like known. But oh yeah, no I like I post his face like I don't care if people see him, he's just like kind of private.
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Why do you agree to come on here? First of all, because I'm your biggest fan. Well, I literally am so obsessed with you. I feel like I grab a toy taked-tort anyone who like, not like not to be rude, but everyone, you get a lot of like hate on the internet. I feel like not like it. Just because it's like people are like a upset that you like blew up so quickly. And so it made me like love you more because I'm like, you just take it. I cannot take hate. I hate it. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I take it. Other times I'm just like, puh, puck you, you know? Yeah.
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Because Instagram is private, he doesn't want like, he wouldn't come to the gladiator premiere. He's like, absolutely not like I just don't, he doesn't want anything to do with it, which is like such a green flag to me. Even for me, ManPook, he had a chat yesterday about I could pinnase to my kids Instagram private and I was like, you know what, not trust you whatever, but then again, I got my doubts. It's not like a him thing. I'm worried about it's just, I don't know, it's just other women messaging him. And then I got something on my Snapchat story today and it was like, yeah, Pook, he's been texting.
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in this, uh, friend of his is girlfriend. That's bullshit. There was one I saw in the comments, so it was like, Koby looks like a gay Mr. B. Oh, yeah, I saw that. And I was like, what the fuck does that mean? I don't even think he looks like Mr. B. Wait, Koby, is that Pookie? Koby, maybe a tailman? He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
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That's a chicken nail and one should on it too. I'm like, that's so cute. I love that name. Do you guys think you'll name like your kid's and that's something normal or no? No. I'm gonna name my Nashimabestuan. Oh. Like McClay is gonna be after Maddie. That's so cute. I wanna call like a boy name though, I've been talking about earlier though. Like Blake, I like that like Blake McClay. Don't we still remember the girl names? Just for like a girl. I haven't thought about boy names like that. I only think about girl names too, but I have a cat named Murphy. And I-
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Even though her name is Murphy, my first born will be named Murphy, no matter what. Murphy, I love that. And I'm gonna have Murphy and Murphy for however many years Murphy stole a life. I love that. That's golden. You haven't thought about any kid names, have you? I only think about boy names. Really? Okay, what you got, like, this is Yorg and Bel, what the fuck? But I like Rigsby. No, I think it's so cute. I love that. See, I knew she was gonna make that face. No, I was thinking that was like, that's all for something, isn't it? No, I didn't think. So I think I heard somewhere now that that's so cute. I know you haven't seen her ever before, but you can't see her face. You know? You know, you don't know? I know, you don't know. I know, you don't know. You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know? You don't know?
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And that is cute. I feel like I've heard that somewhere too. Maybe. I had like I hate when people start doing like crazy spellings though, and it'll be like Bailey, and it's like B. A. Why. L. E. G. I. H. Oh, wait, fuck. Yeah, almost house, but when she saw him, her birthday. No, that's actually not like that. No people spell Hayley that way, but it's like, you know when like, it'll be like, Amber Lee, and it's like, and it's spelled like, L. E. E. G. H. It's got like some other shit in it. And I'm like, what? Yeah, I'm just like a teacher and you're asking a kid like,
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How do you spell your name baby? Oh, oh, Blake. Be L.C. K.E. Why, just go on a mission. You want me to? I want you to see, Jackie. And, you know what? I should have thought about that before I made that comment. Did you ever watch the secret live on Mormon moms? I haven't watched it, but people always say I look like one of the girls. You do. Who is it? I can't remember a name. We look like one of them, though. She does like a... She never watches it. You look kind of like Dimey. She's a bad man. I will say that. I think she's like thank you. I have never been there. I've never seen her, but... I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means. I don't know what it means.
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I got into it. I come from a pretty Mormon area. There was a lot of Mormons in my school. We had seminary at my school. Oh my gosh. I got it. It's just so interesting. I was like, there is no. I all this shit goes on in there. I know. Do you think the traditional Mormon community is really offended by the show? I haven't actually seen it. Probably. I could see. They're probably more to share. Yes. I'm sure. They probably knew by then that they were like Jack Mormons. I was able to say Jack Mormon. They didn't do it.
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Like if you just, I don't know, go crazy or whatever they like disown you. I don't know the midnight to do it. I had a girl. My high school she was like one of my close friends, but she was dating a woman guy converted. Then she went on this crazy drug binge converted again. And it was like back and forth and I was like, what point are they like, you cannot come back? Yeah. And you can't be like re-vergenized. You're supposed to be like a virgin. Yeah. But then they do soaking, like have you heard about soaking? I found your friend. What? He's the one.
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Do you know what I do? Do you know what I do? I don't know if she's happy. Go go! Oh, he's probably so fucked up so many days. Oh, we're gone. At least he died drunk. What is he gonna say again? Mormons. Oh, have you heard about soaking? Uh-uh. We're thinking like a guy will enter a woman and then they just stay still and because there's no actual thrusting, it's not legal. They just sit there. Yeah, they just sit there and like there's rumors that they're so fucked up and they're so fucked up.
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sometimes a third party will shake the bed so that it's like they're not personally making any movements but like the world is moving and so they're worth it. That's just doing too much. No, but it's a thing. The all-maschoo, maybe not hard of the bed sheet, dairy, no. And if you don't have that cut of hole in it, like so I can't see each other and they're like put it over the woman and then put their picker and the hole in. Like that don't. I'm so serious that's all Granny reads. Like her smart books, and it's like omnisch smart books.
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But I love it you ran with it now like didn't you just like start an app? Yeah, it's called the pukey app. That's like that's great like I'm just like I love that you've like seized the moment and you I'm upset talk to a best name ever who came up with that by the way. That one I'm there. Your adgenia. Thank you. I always thought it was like gonna be like somebody like brought it to you. That's like that's so fun. And Tana like Tana and I literally fought over you. She's like she thinks that you hate her. I love Tana. That's the more person I was like okay if I made anybody I got to make Tana. I know that I saw you say that in a video like at the poker tournament. You
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So swear to you, there's like 10 in the couch. I'm so serious. What's a smart book? Like a dirty book. Did you not have a read that book? I strike her? Uh-uh. That's you a dirty average at that book. Hey, man. Middread it. I love when a book is like a little crazy, but then it's like if anyone's read it, I'm like afraid to be in the airport. And they like know when like low key reading, like a poor now. I always get paranoid, so I was like looking over my shoulder. If I'm in public, me too, or if you're watching like a scary movie, or like a sexy movie on the plane, or something. You got to like skip it. That's a percent of my book.
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there's nothing worse and like when I'd be watching like a movie in my bedroom It feels like a rainy day outside you know it was like a little cool outside not be watching all the Fifty Shades movies and granny would open the door. I'd just unpause that motherfucker. I'd be like yes granny Maybe falls with the next news part and she's like what the fuck is that? Oh my god I don't know some movie they come on. I love it It's like I'll be watching those too though. She reads no for great lines. They're so popper us She loves them and though there's nothing more sexual than a soap opera It's like yeah
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That's kind of gross. It's all about the green. Green is a girl, too. Yeah. Yeah. She probably had a talk to a face. I didn't ask her that. She probably smacked me in my mouth. Who's her heart? That's so interesting to think that I don't even like to think about that. I don't want to think about it either. Because sometimes she'll go like, she's divorced my palpal. And so he lives in our backyard and his little cabin. That's sometimes, he'll go, she'll go.
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go up there. Like you can't get rid of me. Yeah. He's just up there. He doesn't ever bother nobody. He always waves at us. You know, carries on about his business with his little dog, but sometimes she'll go up there, and I can't ever find her. She'll be up there for a while. She's like, oh, he could be breakfast, did he? Did he cookie breakfast, Grini? Honestly, though, I like, I think I'm with her on that one. I think that's okay. I don't want to think about it, though. Like, honestly, I get it. Yeah, and it's just convenience right in your backyard. Don't you ever say that to me about my girl, please. I hope for mine.
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It has been loves me enough to move in my backyard. Well, there are still married one he moved in the backyard. Oh, that's how you know. And then he went to prison for a few years because he shot, okay, I bet I'm not said that. Happens to everybody on this. Yeah. He's just a little goofy. We still love him, though. Yeah, I don't have a family member that hasn't been to prison. Not even one. I've not got a bunch that's been like getting out of jail. Me too, it's like a right of passage. I agree, except for me, and I'm not only one who hasn't been to prison.
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I have an either. Yeah. I think I have a good time in prison. Honestly, my mom went to federal prison and she loved it in there. It's like camp. Oh, my mom has been to federal prison. I'm not she's been to jail. Jail, jail sucks. I think jail sucks and state prison sucks, but federal prison, like you have iPads and like hair salons. That'd be kind of fun though. Yeah, exactly. And like free food, no rent. That's true. Structure time. I'm like prison.
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sometimes I like, I'm like, okay, so I'm like, I'm like, that would be so good for her. Bless her. Yeah. But Martha Stewart went there. Should we go to Martha Stewart? What? Haley. Don't she cook? Yeah, she cooked. What? She was cooking up some. She cooked up some. I see. A legal stalk information. She went to prison for like, like she was owned like a bunch of stalk in a company I think. And then they...
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about to go under something and she sold like mysterious like she had in a tip. Like she they told her like listen like you should sell and she did and then she went to prison for it which honestly like I would do. If somebody tipped me off and was like oh you're about to lose a bunch of money I would have done it too. But it's like honestly. But also like how can you control if someone gives you the tip or not? Like what if they just told me that and now I just had to do it? But She only went for like a year but it was like one of her biggest things she got like Martha Stewart got canceled and then she wasn't.
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back until she, I mean, she lost billions of dollars had to sell her company, but then she did the Justin Bieber roast. Honestly, you have to just watch her documentary. That's not where I'm taking all the camera. I don't know if Martha would come on the cancel podcast, but Martha, you're welcome if you want to come. I would die. I'm obsessed with her. So are you excited about coming back from MnCancel? I mean, if I don't know if there's such a thing coming back from MnCancel, but...
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I'm hopeful. You got any tips to keep us away from it? I don't know. I don't... If I knew how to stay away from it, I would have hopefully not been canceled to begin with. But... Yeah, I mean, Tanna's really helpful in it. She talked to me about it cause she's been cancelled a million times, and she's like, like, there's just nothing you can do. You know what I mean? I just don't see Tanna not being cancelled. It's fucking Tanna. I mean, I don't see Tanna.
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I was like, she loves you. She's like, no, she's ignoring me. I don't have anything to do. Well now we know it's a misunderstanding. It's just like lost in translation somewhere, but like, I think we play phone tag. Like, she'll ignore me for three days and I'll ignore her for like a week because I don't ever check my phone. I feel like both of y'all are just all over the place. Yeah, we are. She's hard to get old though. And she's hard to get in a room. I can't remember where she was when I was texting her a few weeks ago. She was on vacation somewhere. Was she impaired? Maybe Hawaii? Oh, mm-hmm. No, it was Hawaii. No, it was Paris.
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So that's what I like the most about her though. Yeah, and she's like she's got tougher skin than I do. So she's like you just can't, you know what I mean? Like it's your job. Like you have to keep pushing. You know what I mean? So that's kind of what I've done. But she, like I don't know, she's inspirational. She's like, they call her like cockroach of banana and it because she's just like, she's won't go. And she's like, she's like your grandpa. She's like me and really can't. I really can't, hold. Like I actually have to be like, if something like you have to say, like, oh, I'm can't. Like,
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You have to disappear to be canceled and she just hasn't in history so she was kind of like helpful in that She was like well just keep hosting like there's just nothing you can do African love her she's amazing what I'm at her poker and where not meter out was it the bathroom I love that woman as soon as I light a eyes on her I was like uh she was just a little busy Perfect she is perfect. I feel like she's like People like because she's like known to be like a face tuner. I feel like people assume that she's
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not gonna be like yeah and you see her person and she looks like she's been face-to-end in person I know my kids do me off on like get out of literally like I was like perfect she serves every bit of it she got asked face to these she got it all by now and she's smart and she's rich and she's everything but yeah you just can't be Tana you can't and just also no one like her no there really isn't how did you guys meet we just met at a random party and like her whole group is all influencers so I just like kind of like we
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like ended up there one day and never left. So was it like, was it her podcast or did you guys start it out together? It was her podcast but she had called me the day up and was like, well you just be on the first episode and it was like, it was originally three of us me, her and our friend Hunter and then I just was on every episode after that. And so nervous. I was so nervous. Like, in the beginning, I'm sure you guys have experienced it too. No, exactly. In the beginning, it's just like you don't, it's not natural. Like it feels strange. Even if it is like a conversation with...
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your best friend. It feels weird because it's like there's camera. Yeah. That's exactly how it was for us. Especially because we wasn't like in the influence or world. Like we we were not used to any of it. It's strange. And still like we struggle a little bit like it's admirable that you guys have like guests. Like we can't have guests because like neither of us are good. Well, she's better than I am, but like we struggle with like interviewing and not talking over a guest and like we just suck at it. So we try to just do only us. Especially all we want to do. We want to do like a
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podcast would just us like episode at least. Yeah, you should like sprinkle them in cuz like sometimes when people like want to just watch you like if someone comes in that they don't know they're not interested in the episode, you know. Yeah, a lot of people tell us to not go on here with y'all have to say I'm like. And you and you should put in that's when you're like really like exactly like when it's just a like you'll get so much funny shit out of haily and like everyone will love it. That's the thing like it's it's ever the best market for podcasts is like best friend conversation.
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I feel like at least in our experience like when we have a guest on every single time without fail It could be like the best guest ever in our opinion in the comments will be like, we want solo episodes Fuck yeah, I saw Tana do one. I think she's in Hawaii one Tom She's not like on our balcony on our phone I was like I can be this one. I'm chicken to it anywhere She's just so entertained. She can make a story out of anything. It's like the most amazing thing in the world Well, it wasn't hard her boyfriend work for Halloween. I was giggling. They were avatar Oh, yeah, and what's his name? Corbin blue whatever his care
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characters, anyone else. Chad, I saw it. I was like, all right, they went. They wanted it. They were so funny. They dressed up as Abbotar because they like, they got caught up watching Abbotar porn, but which I didn't know existed. But apparently, there was like pretty much everything you could possibly imagine out there. So there's a lot of sick things on the internet. But I just can't imagine, is there really a market for that? Are there people who are searching like Abbotar porn? I mean, apparently.
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Yeah, well, I have to see it. I had a ton of time. I think I'm about though. Did you ever have, you obviously had classes like all the football players in shit? Do you know what nugget porn is? I said it's a little people. It's sick. What was it? Was nugget porn the one with no limbs? Where was it? No, it's a little people. They showed me one with no limbs one time. Like it was just these two people. They had no limbs. And they were like, I don't even know what you called that. Like, they couldn't, you know, do not.
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And there were some people like that shit. So, it was like, she's like almost so specific because it's like, how many people in the world don't have limbs. And then out of those people, how many you want to get into the adult film industry. So it's really special actually. There's a lot of weird shit on the internet. Well, you say it might tie some cheeks. I did. Do you guys think that was intentional? I thought it was funny. I thought it was like an office bit, but then everyone's like Netflix is gonna get...
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She's in Paris, was she not going to Paris? That's what I thought. I was nervous. I don't know. Tena goes everywhere, I'm sure. Everywhere, I never know where she is. You should go to the poker tournaments with her. I can't play poker. She keeps wanting to teach me how to play, but I've never played, and I feel like she keeps going, just playing the tournament. I'm like, you don't start playing poker in a tournament. Yeah. You can't. That was so hard. I did it. Really? Yeah. Like you learned in the tournament, or you learned in a media, like, did I just... I learned a few things before I went. Bye-bye.
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It's sooo, like yeah, that's all that. But I think it was intentional, like why also it has cheeks just below. I keep seeing TikToks of him and I just wanna give him a hug. I actually am in a bumblebee costume and I was like stop. Did you watch his Barbie unboxing? Yes. When he had the little strawberry shirt cake, he's like so sweet. And he's so sweet. It was like, oh my gosh, did you guys watch? Of course, you didn't, you didn't. Yeah. Did we're you there? I was so happy. I was so much fun. But I had to watch him get hit. Cause I'm like, he's older. That was ear and cookies for-
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outing together right? Yeah, probably most part besides target and stuff. But we weren't together because we knew sat together and then him and Maddie sat in the box and he'd together. So I don't know. I thought the effects didn't hit like I should have because he wasn't with me the whole time. But we were still walking around with them at the venue. Yeah, did you not hear that crowdboard or get on the go part? Just like, yeah, yeah. That's like a whole hilarious. I secured me. Does this overwhelm him like all, I think he eats it up personally.
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Hey, Lexi. Hey, Lexi, look, he's excited. I like it. Everybody's excited. Yeah. And you're lying if you say you don't like it. Like in some capacity, it's exciting and it's fun. I mean, shit, when all this shit first started happening on me, I was like, okay, that's funny. Yeah, you are. You had Pookie for years at that point, right? Yeah. So it was so exciting. I would have felt so kind. I would have been like, check this one out. Look what I did. I was excited. I don't know. I was so bad, right? It's like, like, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the. Did you say in the video? Which one? Like in the, yeah, I like Pookie. Where's a hat at for? Oh, shit.
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I got you a present! My dumbass! Oh my god! I got a set of that. Oh my god, this is the best day of my life. I'm gonna wear this every day. And it literally looks like what I'm wearing right now. I knew the color. Oh that's just perfect. It does match perfect. Oh my god, I'm so excited. I was like, I left my own house. What's the most embarrassing online moment you've had? Well, I know mine. Go ahead. Maybe we'll get in cancelled? Oh. Oh, yeah. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't.
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Um, honestly, like everything with like, I don't know. Do you have one? I'm gonna say, that video. You know, the one where, uh, singing, mega Moroni song. Oh, yeah. And everybody said, I'm pigeon-towed. Fuck yo. I thought it was the cutest video ever. Wait, oh man. And now we took people, I mean, they were. That's, oh, now I have, I literally have.
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have one you made me think of my glam bot. Okay. I was so excited about my glam bot. I thought I'd have to do one of that. And it was on like the most, it was literally like there was a compilation of the most awkward glam bot. And I was on it. I was like, I posted it. Like, I grid posted it myself. I liked it that much. And then everyone was like, oh, no, no, no. Actually, like you post something you feel so good about everybody was like, what the fuck is this? And you're like, like, that's all I found out I had a big forehead. Like, did evidently I got a lazy. I ain't got a lazy.
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yeah I just got twitch. I have a twitch too. It's just when you smile too hard. You just I get a little. Yeah, that's okay. It would just really happen. I take it back to my embarrassing videos when they posted me this weekend when I was on the fucking dance floor. Fuck that shit. That wasn't even embarrassing. It was fucking hilarious. It never being embarrassed to be funny. Exactly. I was boogey in. Chelsea said, I don't know where Jack is coming off. That was just fun. What's something that recently humbled you? Is it the same? Yeah.
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I probably honestly the internet just humbles me every single day. I'll feel good about myself and then I'll check my comments and it'll be like, this is the most awkward person. Even just last night I was so excited at the gladiator premiere. I was feeling so good and everyone's like, why are her arms always like that? How do you even do wrong arms? I'm glad we're not the only ones that get shit like that. It's just at the fight we were saying. I understand something that's valid. You're upset about something like valid. I literally...
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There was a video the other day about how I was blinking too hard in the Jeffrey star episode Dude, I love being like honestly there I was like But The internet literally just picks out anything that can find wrong with you, but you'll click on their profile picture And it's like Then like just cheese and then their mom's basement or something like my favorite is and I'm sure you get this too But it's follow back Yeah, it's like why are you writing like horrible things about me and then following me and you follow like 30 people Yeah, really
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people who are unhappy with themselves. Exactly. I never written a hate comment. Exactly. You know. Don't let's talk about my get that way as when I see something. In my comments I don't like about like my friends or something. I've got so many people. Grace O'Malley a few weeks ago that shit tore me up. I was in the comments eat that shit. I'm a little bit obsessed. She's like literally like the best person I've seen. She's such a sweetheart. I don't understand how anybody could like her and I read something. It really just. It's just miserable people and miserable people. Just want to make up.