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<START_QUESTION> what kind of shoes don't go on your feet? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> tissues <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> to cross the water i'm the way, for water i'm above: i touch it not and, truth to say, i neither swim nor move. what am i? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> bridge to help you cross <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> incorrectly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> I cry, yet i have no eyes. darkness follows me, yet you still see me. what am i? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> candle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> there are 2 parts of the town. in the first part a father is going by car to leave his son to school. in the other part a doctor is playing golf. the father and the son meet with an accident. the father is unharmed while the son needs an operation. the son is rushed to the hospital. the doctor is called just to operate the boy. the doctor sees the boy and says, " i cannot operate him because he is my child. " now, who is the doctor? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> doctor is mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> I have no legs and no hands i am brown i swim i am not a fish or i don'[ t live in fresh water <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> poo <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a bear without an ear? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> b <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> a man rides into town on a horse. he arrives in town on payday. he decides to stay three days and leave on payday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> horses name is friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> this dish is usually consumed at breakfast time with milk <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> cereal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>
<START_QUESTION> as I was going to saint lives, i met a man with seven wives. each wife had seven cats, each cat had seven sacks, each sack had seven kits, cats, cats, sacks, and wives, how many were going to saint lives? <END_QUESTION> <ANSWER> 1 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|>