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<START_QUESTION> known to be accessorized with feathers, trumpets and harps <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> angel <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the one who makes sales it the one who buys it doesn't use it the one who is using doesn't know he's using it what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> casket <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the most slippery country in the world? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> greece <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if one turtle can lay one egg in twelve years how long would it take one hundred turtles to lay one hundred eggs? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> twelve years <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a one - seeded fruit you may be, but all of your calendars are full of me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dates <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how a big, hibernating mammal would show affection <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bearhug <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am one with eight to spare, lest i lose my one. i'm not a number. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cat nine lives <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a peasant had a brother. this brother died. but when he was alive he didn't have a brother. who's the peasant? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peasnt is his sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you never have for breakfast? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lunch <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what does a bull write with? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> with a bullpen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one way i'm loose, one way i'm tight; out with left, in with right. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> screwscrewdriver <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you use it between your head and your toes, the more it works the thinner it grows. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bar of soap <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a lady pushes her car around a contour, stops in front a house, and notices she is bankrupted. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> minoply <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I play with your mind, i ensnare your thoughts, i bend your mind to figure me out. i laugh at your struggle, your intensity in thought, my tricks trap you and deceive you, though some can guess my questions while other despair in thought. some are weak to me other overcome my challenges yet only if you can figure me out will you get the answer. who or what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> riddle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this is an unusual paragraph. i'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? it looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! in fact, nothing is wrong with it! it is unusual though. study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. but if you work at it a bit, you might find out! try to do so without any coaching! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> entire paragraph has no e <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to the left of the clergy of backwards discourse, and to the right of the fortress sits the knight and his horse, he's duty bound to protect his majesty and queen, and though his path is straight he always lands in between. what is he? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is a chess knight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is broken if you can't break it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pinata <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if i say " xme " what am i telling you? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> excuseme <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> kings and queens may cling to power, and the jester got his call. but as you may discover the common one out ranks them all. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ace <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you cannot read me but a dvd can. you can write on me and the computer can write in me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cddvd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a republican whose name is synonymous with " glove " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mitt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> sunday was a dog. the dog was brown. the cage was brown. the dog saw a figure with a head, tail, brown but no legs. what was the figure he saw? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penny <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> spell seven words using droves went <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> seven words <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a big indian and a little indian. the little indian is the big indians son but the big indian is not the little indians father. what is the big indian? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what flowers have to lips? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tulips <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> this guy has a ticket for a movie. he gives the ticket to his girlfriend, she rips it. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> she works there <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there was a man in the middle of the forest dead. he was sitting perfectly in a chair and his body didnt have any major injuries except for a few scratches and bruises. he wasn't murdered and he didn't kill himself. how did he die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plane crash d <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why does the teacher wear sun glasses when she comes to the class. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because the students are bright <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who does god never see, kings rarely see, but regular people see all the time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> peer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when does yesterday come after today? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when in the dictionary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> jacks mum has four children. one named north, one named east, one named south, what is the 4th child called? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jack <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a father and son get into a car accident. they both get into different ambulances and go to different hospitals. the surgeon gets ready to operate on the sun but says " I cant this is my son " how is this possible. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> surgeon is mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what type of button does not button? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> belly button <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how can you smell if you don't have a nose? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dont take a shower <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221 what number comes next? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1113213211 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> loudly i flicker, with a crackle and pop. feed me now quicker, or i will just stop. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bonfire <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> some consider it evil in many ways types of venom people it slays corrupting killing harmful it stays confusing their mind like a maize <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> poision <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a big boss had a brother who died. what relation was the big boss to the brother who died? ( brother is not the answer! ) <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> his sister <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how much dirt is in a whole feet long 4feet wide and 7feet deep? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> none a hole <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> in what year did christmas day and new year's day fall in the same year? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it happens every year <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> its tail is round and hollow, seems to get chewed a bit, but you'll rarely see this thingunless the other end is lit. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pipe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> were in the club ballads have a casadea? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kind of not <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a little house full of meat, no door to go in and eat. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nut <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> mr. smith has two children. if the older child is a boy, what are the odds that the other child is also a boy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 5050 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man lives on top of a ten story apartment, but the elevator doesn't go to his floor. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he lives on the roof <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is standing on a bridge and he sees a boat full of people go under the bridge, so he goes to the other side of the bridge but when the boat comes out, he cant see a single person. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because they are all married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what instrument do you blow but can't hear anything? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dog whistle <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a ship that can be made to ride the greatest waves. i am not built by tool, but built by hearts and minds. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> friendship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whoever makes it, tells it not. whoever takes it, knows it not. whoever knows it, wants it not. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are fake counterfeit money <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a towel that never gets dry. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my tongue <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call it when two mice almost collide? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> narrow squeak <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my fleece is white as snow. everywhere that Mary goes, i go. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lamb <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is both possible and impossible at the same time? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> impossibility <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what hears but has no ears, what speaks but has no mouth? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> headphones <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> find the missing number: 4 61 5 52 6 63 7 94 8 46 9 _ <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 18 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> three eye's have i, all in a row. when red, all freeze. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stoplight <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> imagine you are in a box and you are in the middle of the ocean. your hands, feet, and mouth are tied up and you cant move. you have no scissors, no knives, no nothing to cut out of your rope. there is also one more thing, you only have 60 seconds until you sink and die. what do you do? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you stop imagining <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what table has not a leg to stand on? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> multiplication tables <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is one thing that can be. bad, good, and perfect. but it can't be 2 things. what can i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> food <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> further and his father were in a horrible car accident although father died immediately further was rushed to the hospital the doctor said I can't operate on him this is my son. who was it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> docter was his mother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a chicken ran across the road and got stepped on how is this and thought he would of got hit <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he lived in texas <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I run, though i have no legs to be seen. i possess no heart, though i do have steam. i have no voice to let words out, but from far away you can still hear me shout. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> waterfall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is light; but its too high to touch, it is colourful too! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> rainbow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> adam is walking down the street and he found a $ 50 bill but he did not picked it up but instead go to a market and steal some fish what? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he is a cat <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what tree is most warmly clad? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fir tree <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what season does humpty dumpty hate the most? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man is wearing black. black shoes, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. he is walking down a black street with all the street lights off. a black car is coming towards him with its lights off but some how he managed to stop in time. how did the driver see the man? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> daytime <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call a 100 - year - old ant? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> antique <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man dressed entirely in red was taken by two unmasked men. he found himself in a room and the two men threw him in a pot of boiling water. many people knew what was happening and didn't dare at all. who is the man in red? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> man was a lobster <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a large objected that weighs more than 10 tonnes tied to a rope and i am able to walk over a old weak bridge that can break any time, what is the large object? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> plane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one of us in glass is set; one of us you'll find in jet. another you may see in tin, and the fourth is boxed within. if the fifth you should pursue, it can never fly from you. what are we? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> vowls <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am of same color in and out. found in every country. every one has one or 100 guess what i am? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tshirt <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the victim is the father of the son of the judge. what is the relationship between the victim and the judge? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> victim and judge are married <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I hear drip drop drip drop ( rain ) all the time, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> im wet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats red and pink and has tunnels of life flowing through the uneven rigids and is above the rest of its attachment? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> brain <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> two bodies have it, though both join'd in one; the stillness i stand, the faster I run. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hour glass <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do you call your father - in - law's only child's mother - in - law? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mom <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats the difference in between president bush, and a bag of waste?. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bag <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I may fall but may never break. i cause little children to quake. i am part of your week but not your day. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nght <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where jewelry pierces your head <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lobe <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there are eight on the front not on the back, to defend from knife attack. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> chess pawn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a necklace is found on the body of a dead man. he is lying in the middle of a court room holding a blank piece of paper. who did the necklace belong to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> paul ripstein <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> black board <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can protect you in the water, but i can't help you swim. i can save your life in the desert, but i can't quench your thirst. i can shield you in a convertible, but i can't stop you from crashing. i can block you in an earthquake, but not from the earthquake. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sunblock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> hey didle didle the easy riddler is here for what does few say in spite of good bye? hint: watch the show <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> isaidgoodday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why are there no living cats on mice? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> curiosity <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the titanic is still chilling here <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> atlantic <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> are you stupid are you stupid are you stupid <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> yes <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> placed above it makes greater things small. placed beside it makes small things greater. in matters that counts it always comes first. where others increase it keeps all things the same. what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 1 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is " he " in " wwjd "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jesus <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what number is twice the sum of it's digits? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 18 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why did you reject us? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because 3 is a crowd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how fast can a penguin fly? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it cant fly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a cat sleeps beside a dog. the dog does not sniff, bark or bite. why does the dog not cast the cat away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they are cousins <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why wasn't carried put in jail after killing hundreds of people? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because she was a hurricane <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashes on the border of Oklahoma and taxis. where do you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nowere there survifers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and eyes but can't see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dead bird <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> did you hear about the travel agent that got sick at the airport? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they said it was terminal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the person who invented it does not need it. the person who bought it does not want it. the person who needs it doesn't know it what is it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> coffen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> 21 people jump into a lake. 24 heads pop up. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 20 forheads <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |