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<START_QUESTION> my first half is a container, & i am language understood by few, if any. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> jargon <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane is traveling at 550mph over Canada and the u. s but something goes wrong and the plane crashes right on the border. but there is a problem? where would you bury the survivors? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont bury survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is a kangaroo's favorite year? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leap year <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if 2p in change would be 1p so what would be 10p? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 5p <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I love spinach what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> popeye <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is a common and favored clothing material among biker gangs and superheroes <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> leather <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you are running in a race and pass the second place person, what place are you in? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> second place <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> derrek's mother had some money, a quarter, a nickel and a penny. she had three kids, quarterless, nicholas, and what was the last one's name? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> derrek <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's black and white and red dots all over it. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pandwith measles <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man rides his horse into town on payday. he spends three nights there and then goes back home on that same friday. how? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name was friday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. what am i <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ugly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you take some butter and throw it towards the sky what will you say? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> butterfly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what gets tighter when stretched? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> budget <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a natural state, i'm sought by all. go without me, and you shall fall. in times past you'd be when you spend, and use me when you eat to no end. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> balance <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. an enduring summation, inscribed in my face. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tombstone <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> where do cows go for drinks <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> pharmacy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> three men were walking out one day. then it started raining hard. they raced 4 blocks to their house. when they got in, one man didnt get his hair wet. they did not have an umbrella, or a hat. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he was bald <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is hard and squishy? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> stress ball <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> im color red, white and black. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> news paper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I can be small as an ant and big as an elephant but i weigh absolutely nothing. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shdow <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> spies and detectives do this to phones and musical shows make this sound <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> tap <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a plane crashed and half of the plane landed in Mississippi half landed in Alabama where do you bury the survivors <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> you dont burry survivors <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if it takes 10 people 10 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 5 people to dig 1 / 2 a hole? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 10 days <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when my first is a task to a young girl of spirit, and my second confines her to finish the piece, how hard is her fate! but how great is her merit if by taking my whole she affects her release! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hemlock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if before yesterday was Wednesday yesterday if after tomorrow <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sunday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you can get fooled by me and you have no clue what you are doing, you can see them day and night. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sign <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> it is there from the very start and will be there until the end. to end you must cross over and you must pass through it to begin. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> starting line <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a tick, i am usually black or white, you will find me on many clothing, people think i am cool. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nike symbol <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man built a house all side were pointing north as polar bear walks past what colour is the bear <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> white <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what force and strength cannot get through, if with a gentle touch can do, and many in the street would stand, were i not a friend at hand. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> key that opens lock <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> when it is a shelf bad <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> when he beats an egg <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what goes up and sometimes comes down <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> how tall you are <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is summarily sssssnake's best food? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> smartly food <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there is a 1 way road and a police man stops all the cars that are going the wrong way a lorry driver is going the wrong way why doesent he stop him <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> he isnt in a lorry <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet i am not a son. who am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their daughter <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> your mother's brother's only brother - in - law is asleep on your couch. who is asleep on your couch? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> youre father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I bind it and it walks. i loose it and it stops. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sandal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> from house to house he goes, a messenger small and slight. and whether it rains or snows, he sleeps outside at night. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> street or road <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> the product of two non - zero digits is one million. what are the digits <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 64 15625 <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> on a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. all of a sudden the ship began to sink. there was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes. what caused the ship to sink? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was a submarine <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a gentleman whose offspring have successfully produced offspring of their own <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> grandpa <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> bright as diamonds, loud as thunder, never still, a thing of wonder. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> waterfall <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a taxi driver crossed a red light. a police officer was there but didn't confront the driver. why? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> taxi driver was walking <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am starred in a movie, i can make life, i race and chill, what can i be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> i can be a car <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats the relationship between you and your father's sister's cousin's brother's father? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> relatives <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am the tool, for inspiring many. buy me in the store, for not much more than a penny. don't overuse me, or my usefulness will go, what am i? do you know? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> inkpen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is the " i " in " im "? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> instant <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black when you buy it red / orange when you use it and grey when you throw it away? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> its charcoal <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> how much can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck chuck wood? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 2 pounds <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four legs, a tail and goes " oom oom? " <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cow walking backwards <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's big hard and veiny? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> that thing on your forehead <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> there once was a man from four who kicked and ate at his shoe he went down to the docks and took off his socks and asked the fish a question what was the question? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> how doyoubreath underwater <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I was shot by my wife, then she drowned me for 20 minutes, after that she hung me for 5 minutes, 20 minutes later she took me out to dinner. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> my wife is a photographer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word do you get when you take half of the word of kitten and combine it with the name of a bodypart? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> kitchen <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> twelve peers hanging high, twelve men passing by. each took a pair and left eleven hanging there. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> each was the mans name <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a dusty old cowboy rode into town on Tuesday. he stayed at the inn for three days and three nights, then rode out again on tuesday. how is this possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> horses name is tuesday <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I have 2 heads, 5 years, 6 mouths, 50, 000, 000 cells. what am iyouspaz? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> dunnomaybe lots of peoplelmaorofl <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is here but never goes. <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> today <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am long and i roll, i am full of color, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> ball of yarn <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what do eskimos get from sitting on the ice for way too long? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> polaroids <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am sometimes referred to as clips what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> frenchfries <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a girl is twice as old as her brother and half as old as her father. in 22 years, her brother will be half as old as his father. how old is the daughter now? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> 22 years old <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> dr. frank and mr. deuce played 7 games of chess. each won the same amount of games. there were no ties or draws. how can this be? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they did not play eachother <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you take away one of my letters i'm still the same you take away two of my letters i'm still the same you take away three of my letters i'm still the same what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mailmanmailbox <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> you use me for my name, i'm not a breeze to take, i'm fastest when i'm full and when it's cheap it sounds the same. you'll spot a nest near me ( although i'm not a tree ), the sea is for, the sea is aft, it's all around, you see. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> sail <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why is number ten scared of number seven? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because seveneight nine ate <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is it that everyone requires, everyone gives, everyone asks and that very few take? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> advise <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what word has one vowel and 7 constanants? it is not some freakish scientific word, you actually use it! <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> strength <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man approaches a hotel with his little dog. when he stops outside the hotel, he knows that he is bankrupt. how is that possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> hes playing monopoly <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> these are the days that people will be taken up into a special place. what place is this? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> heaven with are real father <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one somebody a car fully coloured with black and have no lights passing through the road come across the lorry which has same characteristics. there was no street light in that road, but the car and lorry escaped with out passing how it is possible? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> because day time <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> who was the president of the usa before john f. kennedy was assassinated? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> john f kennedy <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a blackbird similar to, but much bigger than a crow <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> raven <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> to all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce and cheese in a sesame seed bun <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> bigmac <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a thing that spiders make. i am white and thin but if you see me in a monitor i am multi - colors. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> web in the internet <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I am a word of three syllables, each of which is a word; my first is an article in common use; my second, an animal of uncommon intelligence; my third, though not an animal, is used in carrying burdens. my whole is a useful art. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> penmanship <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a stupid guy gets swiss cheese. its not old, moldy, destroyed, naked, ect. why does he return it? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it has holes in it <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has four eyes but will never see? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mississippi mississippi four is <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what has a bottom but can't sit? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> lake <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> I flow like a beautiful river but if you drink me i will kill you in a second. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> mercury element <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what is black and white and red all over? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> newspaper <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> i am round and shiny, i have two sides. sounds come out yet i have no mouth. i need some help to let my sound come out. i have a hole somewhere in me. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> cd <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my author's uncertain yet my title's the same, i contain random text yet order's my aim. read me one day and see my pages are totally bare. try again another day and the words will be there. i'm not a book of magic although it may sound, i can predict the future, and inside, your life can be found. move my eye, i become involved in lactic extraction. but that's just a clue, a minor distraction. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> diary <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> why does this light shine? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> it was turned on <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is twice in apple but not once in tart. my second is in liver but not in heart. my third is in giant and also in ghost. whose i'm best when i am roast. what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> word pig <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> they both weigh a pound <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> whats a questionyoucan never answer no to? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> canyouhear me now <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> one day a blonde is driving on the highway at 85 miles per hour then all of a sudden she crashes a cop comes up to her and asks " how did you crash miss " she says " well i was driving and i saw a tree so i swerved right then i saw another one so i swerved to the left then i crashed the cop looks in the car and says miss thats your? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> air freshener <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what's black and white, black and white, black and white? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> nun falling down stairs <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> ingredients: apples, bananas, grapes, oranges, cantaloupe instructions: toss <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> fruitsalad <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if normal monkeys eat bananas what do special monkeys eat? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> also bananas <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can you walk up and never reach the top? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> down side of an escalator <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if adam and even were in a room with no windows nor doors. their dead along with a broken glass of water. how did they die? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> their fish <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> if you can buy 1 for $ 1, 14 for $ 2, and 145 for $ 3, what are you buying? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> house numbers <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> measure stormy weather, or fair yet not to be bargained for an underwater tower nor useless for a trapped princess; plight find yourself another phrase, suit yourself, without your height <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> barometer <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. thinking this not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost. why did he lose the bet? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> house cannot jump <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> R: i am seen at night, but not at day, i have a long tail, my life is short, but bright as a flashlight in the dark, what am i? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> shooting star <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> a man shaves several times a day, yet he still has a beard. who is this man? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> barber <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> what can be heard and caught but never be seen? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> remark <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |
<START_QUESTION> my first is in boulder and i have a stone, my second is twice in an apple alone, my third may be found at the end of a hem, my fourth starts a stick and a stop and a stem, my fifth's in the middle of pop but not pop, my sixth is the second you'll find in a snip. my first half can stop up a broad river's flow, my second half no daughter, the other you know. i'm found in sudden and pie and good wine, and i know all your names, so can you tell me mine? <END_QUESTION>
<ANSWER> damson <END_ANSWER><|endoftext|> |