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Subject: Blondes, you know!

Two bored  casino dealers were waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive blonde  woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I  hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely  nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and  yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES!
YES!
I WON!
I  WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
With that she  picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers  just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What  did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were  watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but most men are  perverts?????
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Subject: Lost Dog in CCV

Description:  White and brown, small, female, about 30 lbs.
Her name is Katy.
She has no collar or tags.
Please contact Frank or Lynn Hodges at (281) 332-7225.
Thank you!
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Subject: Another quick 105% gain.  YOUR TURN next???

At my Technology Investing advisory, we reap HUGE GAINS from the opportunities other investors miss.
OUR SECRET WEAPON?
A laser-like focus on All-Tech, All-the-Time.
You see, most investment advisors pride themselves on a broad reach across dozens of industries.
They claim that gives you more opportunities to profit.
But that's JUST BALONEY.
There's no way one individual -- or even a substantial team -- can spread
Subject: TP List

Enclosed is the copy of the TP list with the updated fields we would like to have completed.
Let's meet today around 3:00 if possible to fill in the commercial leads.
It is also located at M:\Eprojects\UBS_Start_Up\Pwr_Impl_Plan    Debra
Subject: Vandalism of the arches

All of the light bulbs were taken out of the arches on Rampart this evening.
Other arches have missing bulbs.
Please keep your eyes open and report vandalism to the League City Police Department.
Believe me, I know that the police have other things to do, but these young people will be into other things when there are not bulbs to take.
This evening three young gentlemen were seen and the police were called.
.
The police will be patrolling and your neighbors are out watching also.
The neighborhood looks wonderful and, if you have not driven other areas, CCV is by far the best in this area.
Please let emial me or call Rusty or other board memebers when you have a problem.
The board is doing a great job of staying on top of things.
Have a happy holiday and stay safe.
Mary G. Strickland
Subject: Update on vandalism and dog alert

It appears that our vandals were just in the area and happened to be attracted by the lights.
In my haste to get the email out and go ride the neighborhood, I said Rampart and I meant Royal.
The young gentlemen were seen walking and thanks to the quick action of several people, they were talked to by A big thank you to LCPD again for their support and patrols .
Subject: working on Holiday (Monday Dec. 24th)

Kevin asked that one scheduler work on Monday to field any scheduling questions that might come up.
I was the lucky candidate.
Please put me on the payroll list w/ the other  Hourly guys that had to work on the Company holiday.
Thanks, Pat
Subject: New UBS Numbers

Kathy,  We are requesting three new numbers for UBS Warburg Energy to replace the (soon to be) Enron Estate numbers.
1)  We will need two (2) toll free numbers.
If possible, a 927 (WAR) or 827 (UBS) prefix and sequential numbers is desired.
For example, our search showed 1-866-927-1401 and 1-866-927-1402 are available.
2)  Also, we need a local number for a dedicated fax line.
Please contact TJae Black, Lloyd Will or me for any further information you may need.
Thanks,
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Subject: Real-time Traders and Schedulers Holiday and OT Payment

Don,   I have been working with Jeanie Slone on trying to resolve the holiday and overtime payment issues that we have been having with regard to your staff not being properly paid for their overtime and holiday work from Thanksgiving forward.
Unfortunately, I was just told that we can no longer pay any "incentive pay" to previous or current employees as per our bankruptcy lawyers, and at there may be problems because they are "exempt" employees who are typically not paid overtime.
However, I assure you that we are working to try and resolve this matter as soon as possible, and I will follow-up with you as soon as I have further clarification from the attorney's.
If you have any other questions, please call me on Amy Fitzpatrick's number (I am sitting at her desk today) at X52729.
Thanks,
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Subject: Vermont Yankee Notification

Please see attached message with regard to the planned control rod adjustment on Monday, December 31, 2001.
Have a happy new year!
<<12_31_01 control rod adjustment.doc>>
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Subject: ClearStation News - January 2002

Happy New Year, ClearHeads!
Welcome to the ClearStation News for January.
This month we cover recent site news and give you a preview of exciting changes to our Recommend and Help areas.
Subject: A touching thought

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," David says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot.
And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."
Subject: Need assistanece wil taking lights down?

This is a message from Rusty Tidwell.
mgs I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas.
My son, Marcus, and I would like to help out anyone who may need some assistance in taking down their Christmas lights/decorations or straightening up afterwards.
I realize we have several elderly residents along with people being "under the weather."
We would be glad to help, just give us call.
Happy New Years To All,
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Subject: Arch Takedown

The ARCHES will be taken down this weekend.
We have a crew hired ( as we have done in the past) to take them down.
We use the proceeds from the ARCHES to pay to take them down.
Thanks & Happy New Years
Subject: Your Inquiry Case Number 8621368

Dear Don Baughman Jr,  Payee: Verizon Southwest Payment Amount: $94.13 Date Scheduled: 01/10/2002 Account #: 10544728904701**** Case #: 8621368  Thank you for your recent inquiry.
We welcome the opportunity to address your concerns.
Our research indicates that your payment to Verizon Southwest for $94.13 has been processed.
However, your account still indicates a balance due.
As a result, we have ordered proof of payment and, upon receipt, will forward it to Verizon Southwest.
We will continue to monitor this payment and we will let you know when your account is properly credited.
Please note: You are entitled to receive a copy of any document that we relied upon during our investigation.
To request documents, you can e-mail us or call us anytime at 1-800-956-4442.
Please provide the Case # in your request to ensure that we send you the appropriate documents by U.S. mail.
Do not reply to this message directly.
To ensure a prompt and secure response to your inquiry, please sign on to your secure banking session and submit your request.
Thank you.
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Subject: New Saltwater Conservation Organization

Fellas:   Enjoyed the weekend with you all immensely.
I  think Travis and Don Jr. are my new benchmarks for late night longevity, and  Don.
Sr. is my new benchmark for marksmanship from a seated position.
I want to make you all aware of a new organization  that I have helped start up.
The Saltwater Conservation Association of  Texas was founded to give Texans a new conservation resource that is dedicated  solely to the coast of Texas.
We are a 501 (c) 3, non-profit, and we have no paid  staff.
Our goal for the next 3-5 years is to assist TPWD in their effort  to retire as many commercial shrimping licenses as possible, as Texas shrimpers  now accumulate around 80 million pounds of bycatch annually.
This bycatch  includes an incredible amount of flounder and croaker, not to mention numerous  forage fish for trout and reds.
We are an authorized agent of TPWD, whereby we can  solicit bids from shrimpers, purchase their license, and then hand it over to  TPWD.
The program is intended to target bay shrimping (not bait shrimping)  as the bay shrimpers drag their nets for hours on end, whereas the bait  shrimpers usually only drag for around 20 minutes or so.
To make a long  story short, the effect of thousands of chains dragging across the bays on a  daily basis is not good for the ecosystem.
I hope you will all consider becoming a Founding  Father.
If not, then any level of sponsorship is certainly  appreciated.
Details of our organization and sponsorship levels can be  found at our website - www.scatexas.org  -  or you can call direct at 512-392-1256.
You can join online or print an  application and mail it in.
Thanks for your consideration, and once again I  really enjoyed the weekend with you all.
Take care.
Sincerely,
Subject: Important News Flash

COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) - Football practice was delayed on Tuesday  for nearly two hours at Texas A&M University.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room, happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Practice was immediately suspended by Coach R.C.
Slocum while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the foreign white substance that they found was the goal line.
Subject: Mapp machine

Hey Don,  I need a little bit of info.
What time can the Mapp machine/printer go down the move weekend and how long can it stay down?
John:  We need to meet about this.
My office is open anytime, let me know.
Subject: Happy Birthday Don Jr.

Dear Friends and Family  Come Join the Fun!
Don Baughman Jr. Will be 31!
Sunday November 18, 2001 3:00 P.M.  Baughman Home- Iowa Colony  Bar -B-Q by Travis
Subject: Hang in There!

Don...  Chuck  updated me on the status of our discussions re.
trading and creating a  TradersNews Energy product on EOL.
I fully understand  that corporately, you have a lot on your plate right now and we will be  patient.
I would like to meet with you in a few weeks when the dust  settles a bit.
I do have a one  quick question....  My sources indicate that Enron has agreed to place a  Megawatt-Daily Cinergy Hourly product on EOL within 2 weeks.
Is this a  true statement?
Subject: Taliban life

Let's look at  their lifestyle:  No premarital sex.
No oral sex.
Giving or  receiving.
Never.
No booze.
None.
No TV.
No cable TV.
No Spice channel.
No Playboy channel.
No Hooters.
"What is this  Hooters of which you speak ?!?"
No titty bars.
No organized sports of  any kind.
That's right-no sports.
The women have to wear baggy dresses  and veil's.
Women have  to cover up everything!
Very, very, very  few cars.
Camels.
Many camels.
Sand.
Fucking sand  everywhere!
More sand.
Ever fish at an oasis?
Rags for clothes and  hats.
Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips.
Eating with  your right hand only-because you wipe your ass  with your left hand.
Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait,  is that  music?
Shit!
I can't tell.
Oh, by the way, when you die it all  gets better!
Subject: MAPP/Dynegy PC's

I am putting the MAPP machine between you and Mark at 413/412.
The Dynegy PC is setup on your 4th monitor.
You will have 3 other monitors for your normal system.
Is this all correct?
Let me know,
Subject: Holiday Ball

Here is a reminder about the Holiday Ball ticket.
To those of you on Pat's list I apologize for the duplication of information.
Mary G. Strickland Dear family and friends,  The Tickets for the Holiday Ball are going fast.
If you have not thought about it or just have not gotten around to it, please remember;  The third annual, League City Historical Society Ball  November 17, 2001  South Shore Harbour Resort Hotel  Cocktails and General visiting,  6:46pm  Gourmet Dinner, Program beginning at 7:30pm  Master of Ceremonies, The Honorable Sheriff of Galveston County Gean Leonard, and his co-hort in crime the more Honorable Cheryl Leonard  special appearance by the "well surprise entertainment" well ok, Dr. Doug Yost, a hypnotist of renown, and very funny!!
Silent Auction:  Dixie Chicks Rodeo Tickets, Astro opening game tickets, Resort homes on the Beautiful Guadalupe River, Tremont Hotel Package, and more and more and more!!!!!!!!!
Dancing to the 107.5 oldies band  Dress is everything from "Let it snow attire to After 5, Black tie optional, (but some of us are wearing the tux, its the only time of year to do so, hahahaha)  Tickets are only $50.00 and a chance to see and be with all your friends.
Subject: Kathy Pauls Visitation/Mass

Pat Hallisey ws kind enough to pass on this information.
Just a note that our good friend Cathy Pauls (acacia north) passed away yesterday morning.
Visitation is at 10-11 Sat.
morning with a mass at St. Mary's catholic church at 11:00am.
This is all the info I have but Cathy was loved by all that new her.
She will be sadly missed.
Pat  Our thought and prayers are with the family.
Mary G. Strickland
Subject: Subject:  Entergy OASIS outage between 01:00 and 05:00 CST on  11/17/2001

On November 17, 2001 between 01:00 and 05:00 Entergy will be switching to an OASIS node provided by ESCA.
During the outage customers will NOT have access to the current OASIS site provided by MAIN.
Once the OASIS comes back online there will be a link at the current OASIS site provided by MAIN that will direct customers to the new OASIS site provided by ESCA.
Once the new OASIS node is up, the customers should not have any trouble accessing the site.
You have received this email because your email address is listed as a valid customer email with Tradewave.
If you feel you have received this email in error, please contact your system administrator and have your profile changed or removed from Tradewave.
Entergy Transmission Operations
Subject: scheduler's by region

Don,  Wanted to e-mail you what schedulers are doing what regions so your hourly guys will know for scheduling problems.
Cinergy-			Pat Hanse	  TVA/SOCO/Florida/JEA-		Larry Campbell  Comed-				Ashish Mahajan  Entergy-			Gretchen Lotz  MAPP-				Matt Lorenz  PJM-				Lisa Burnett  Nepool-				Anubhav Aggarwal   I back up every region, so when in doubt, they can call me.
Thanks,
Subject: 10 Stocks to Help You Make It All Back!

=20 INVESTools  FREE REPORT: 10 Stocks to Help You Make It All Back!
LAST-BES= T Buying Opportunity of the Decade!
Are you still listening to the Bea= rs of Wall Street?
Or telling yourself to wait until it's "safe" to jump ba= ck into the market?
If so, be warned: at this very moment, the Bears are=  taking maximum advantage of your fears and uncertainty about the market!
=    The smart money on Wall Street has an obvious strategy:  To keep YOU out=  of the market as long as possible while institutional money managers and m= utual fund managers scoop up all of the great stocks at fire sale prices.
O= nly after they have properly positioned themselves in the market will they = announce that they're bullish (but by that time, it will be too late for yo= u to get your share of the pie, and grab the best profits from the recent m= arket drop.)
"The next Bull Market is already underway," begins Don Rowe, = editor of The Wall Street Digest.
"And investors who are fully invested in = the right stocks have a chance to double their wealth in Phase Two of this = amazing Technology Revolution!"
"Since the market first bottomed on Ap= ril 4th, 335 stocks have posted 100% to  1,700% gains.
Since the September = 21st bottom, 130 stocks have posted 100% to  1,905% gains.
Right now, the t= echnical indices and  fundamentals are more bullish than they've been in 25=  years: paving the way for  an "Economic Superboom" over the next five year= s!"
-- Don Rowe - Wall Street Digest       In a Special Investment Rep=
Subject: Next Day Checkouts with AEP

Don,  AEP has informed us over the past couple of nights that they MUST HAVE tag numbers in order to do next day checkouts.
They claim that this has always been the case but we know that in the past we have not needed the tag #'s in order to check out.
It appears AEP enjoys being difficult.
So it looks like going forward we will need tag numbers from the schedulers in order to check our properly with AEP.
Seely