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Subject: trader joke

A very successful energy trader parked his brand-new Mercedes in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side.
The trader immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the energy trading icon started screaming hysterically.
His Mercedes, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.
When he finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you energy traders are," he said.
"You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."
"How can you say such a thing?"
asked the trader.
The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down?
It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."
"My God!"
screamed the master trader.
"Where's my Rolex?"
Subject: [gilder-technology-report] The Friday Letter 11.0

=============================================              from Gilder Publishing               THE FRIDAY LETTER  e-mailed weekly, for friends and subscribers =============================================              | www.gilder.com |  Issue 11.0/June 8, 2001  HEADLINES:  * The Week/Let The Bells Have It * Biotech Watch/Old Cells Do It Better * Friday Feature/Gelernter Live * Poll Question/Bell Shareholders?
* Readings * Conference Calendar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE WEEK/Let The Bells Have It  "The lack of cheap, always-on, last-mile broadband connections to small offices and homes is a short leash around the U.S. economy's neck.
Yes, taxes are too high, especially those on capital formation.
We hope Congress will figure out what every businessman knows: This recession is investment-led.
And yes, the Fed should drop its funds rate to 3%.
And yes, there is huge inventory overhang everywhere you look in IT.
If all that isn't enough to give you a bad hair day, ponder the telco debt bomb that threatens to blow up Wall Street.
"The dot-com boom started in 1995 and went bust in 2000.
Every dolt imagined he was a venture investor.
There was overfunding galore, idiot businesses up the gazoo--and then pfft.
Net Boom, Act II awaits.
It will
Subject: Get Support/Resistance Levels FREE from PBSP

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Subject: trades for Fri 6/8

6/8/2001 Fri  Notice: If any clients or potential clients that are getting duplicate e-mails just reply to this, and let us know and we will remove the extra recaps.
If anyone feels that they may be receiving these in error please kindly reply to have you removed from the list and we are sorry for any trouble we caused you.
IF ANYONE WHO DID NOT GET THE "PDF" FILE ATTACHMENT SHOWING THE THREE YEAR LONG TERM NUMBERS AND FULL CFTC DISCLOSURE DOCUMENT PLEASE E-MAIL OR CALL TOLL FREE (800) 773-1713 AND WE WILL RESEND IT RIGHT AWAY   Here were todays trades  "Swing" S/P full size  B 1278.50 open trade 6/7 s  1271.50 close trade 6/8
Subject: Need Help w/Kobra

Andrew,   I have a report showing that you are still logging into the Telerate application.
As you know, Telerate is going away soon and will  no longer be available.
I also show that you have been migrated to the new Kobra application.
Do you need any help recreating your Telerate pages in Kobra, or  help linking your Excel models into Kobra?
If you need additional assistance, please give me a call.
Thanks,
Subject: Cargill RFP -NNG Demarc

Andy, Below you will find the posting we discussed  Friday.
After you have a chan= ce to review it please call me to discuss your  interest level and the next=  step.=20 Your NE desk is represented by  Steve Gillespie in origination (x9381).
I = am trying to establish a point  person in the Central M/C region as well.
= Bill Berkland was the gentleman  that established the relationship initiall= y, but he has since moved on to a  different group.
I am also working with = Craig Breslau (head of LT origination)  to determine the proper protocol.= =20 I look forward to your  response, Dan Pugh Director of Product  Fulfillment EnergyGateway   =09
Subject: SME Content Assignment Phase

Team First I would like to Thank You for you commitment, diligence and excellence you have provided to the BRM Deal thus far.
We are now entering a phase where you will be required to complete assignments in a timely fashion in order to provide the necessary content for this project.
The content directly determines how great the end product of this project will be for Enron and possibly third parties (i.e.
be mindful and raise red flags when content might expose an Enron competitive advantage).
In addition, to scheduled meetings with the Accenture team, your assignments will have two phases.
One, you will provide the content to build a specific topic.
Two, you will review the content provided by another Content SME and provide input on their work product.
Thus each topic of our content will be reviewed by two Content SME's.
Below you will find the assignment table as well as the following: 	Knowledge System Responsibilities for SME's 	What SME responsibilities for the Knowledge System will not include 	SME Process for Topic Development
Subject: Simulation High Level Design

Andy,  We are in the process of finalizing the high level design for the Risk Management Simulation and need your input on some details.
Please focus on the trader tasks; I have provided the structurer tasks FYI.
If you could please provide your feedback by noon on Wednesday, it will help ensure that the BRM Deal stays on schedule and on budget.
I have attached two documents: 1) Simulation Flow    Depicts the flow of the learner's tasks through the simulation    Provides context for the "Learner Tasks" document (see below)    Please respond with any concerns or questions about the flow (For    example,  tasks are out of order; two tasks are listed separately that    should be combined, etc.)
2) Learner Tasks    Provides a detailed description of each task the learner will complete    Please answer the italicized questions in the document (the questions    are written throughout the chart; a list of all the questions can be    found at the end of the document)    Please edit any points you would like to change (For example, a key    learner decision is missing, we are giving the learner a piece of    information that they should be calculating or gathering on their own,    etc.)
The easiest way to edit this document is to: 1) Detach the file from    this e-mail and save it on your hard drive.
2) Open the document and    track changes by selecting Tools/Track Changes/Highlight Changes; check    all 3 check-boxes, and click OK. 3) Answer the questions and make any    necessary edits 4) Attach the document to an e-mail and send it back to    me  This is a critical week for our team; we need to finalize these details as soon as possible in order to move on to detailed design.
If you will be unable to review these documents by Wednesday, please let me know when you will be able to provide your input.
Thank you for your help.
If you have any questions, you can reach me at 5-6676.
Mery  (See attached file: Simulation Flow.ppt)(See attached file: Learner Tasks_Trader.doc)   This message is for the designated recipient only and may contain privileged or confidential information.
If you have received it in error, please notify the sender immediately and delete the original.
Any other use of the email by you is prohibited.
- Simulation Flow.ppt   - Learner Tasks_Trader.doc
Subject: SAE Pledge Mission

Dear Alumni,     My name is Nicholas Jamroz, and  I am pledging good ol' Mass Delta of SAE.
While  getting a sig with the current treasurer Matt Barrett, he assigned me to a  mission.
In order to complete this sig, I need to find out which former  treasurer left a particular item on the wall as he was leaving office.
I  chose a stuffed bear.
It looks pretty mangled, with stuffing busting out  at the seams, and a torn-off nose.
It is brownish-gray in color.
Any  help you could give me as to who left this or any story behind the bear, please  e-mail me back at njamroz@wpi.edu .
Thank you for your help and keep the SAE tradition  alive.
Nick Jamroz
Subject: Denver Plachy

January 24, 2002 Dear John Lavorato, Hunter Shively, Andy Lewis, and Chris Gaskill:  I regret to inform you that I will be resigning from the new Enron/UBS Warburg venture and will await further direction in the effort to fulfill my current obligations.
It is definitely with a bit of sadness that I have arrived at the conclusion to leave the new Enron/UBS Warburg venture, but I believe that it is in the best interest of my young career.
In addition, after signing a UBS offer letter I have realized over the last two days that given my current assignment it would be very difficult for me to continue to be motivated and to produce in the manner that would please both management and myself.
Therefore I believe it is in the best interest of both parties that I leave the new Enron/UBS Warburg venture.
Although this decision was not an easy one for me to make, I have decided to pursue other opportunities.
I am extremely grateful for the opportunities I have been given here in this organization and for the investments that both you as individuals and the organization as a whole have made in my personal career development.
I believe I have worked hard at Enron and I trust that I made significant value adding contributions.
It is because of my experience here and the tutelage that all of you have given me that I have my current knowledge and opportunities.
I am very grateful for all of my experiences here at Enron/UBS Warburg, and I would like to personally thank all of you guys upon your return from Connecticut.
I will also make a concerted effort to maintain contact with all of you.
UBS Warburg Energy will certainly be a successful organization and I wish you all the best of luck with the exciting challenge of rebuilding this great business.
I await your direction upon receiving my intention to resign, and I offer my services in order to make the process as smooth as possible.
Sincerely,
Subject: WALTER BRESSERT'S TIME AND PRICE OBJECTIVES FOR THE S&P 500 JUST  PUBLISHED TO THE WEBSITE

STOCK MARKET BOTTOM CONFIRMED Last week's price  rise confirmed a 20-week cycle bottom, seasonal bottom, and 2-year cycle  bottom... And prices are likely to drop into a 20-day trading cycle bottom  this week, giving you a low-risk opportunity to buy into this  market.
WHEN WILL THIS CYCLE TOP AND AT WHAT PRICE LEVEL?
To view  charts and hear an audio file of Walter Bressert's time and price objectives  for the next three months...and histime and price levels to buy the upcoming daily trading cycle  bottom.
Subject: New Sae Page Alumni Section

Hey guys.
There is a new Alumni search database that was added to the Mass Delta homepage.
It'll take 5 minutes to enter your info so anyone from the chapter can search for anyone else.
Please take the time to enter your info.
It asks for some historical info to log in-if you can't remember and have to ask, don't bother showing up at Car Rallye because you will be bowled.
Subject: Dr Ed's Comment On The Fed's Latest Rate Cut

COMMENT ON FED RATE CUT Dr. Ed Yardeni Chief Investment Strategist Deutsche Banc Alex.
Brown April 19, 2001  Now there are 450 basis points left between the federal funds rate and zero.
Since the start of the year--in less than four months--the Fed folks have
Subject: Derby Party

Hey Guy!
How's it going?
Are you going to the APB derby party?
I am just trying to see who all is planning to go that I know.
Big plans for the weekend?
Talk to ya later.
Jennifer
Subject: New On Dr Ed's Economics Network

Sunday morning, May 13, 2001  COMMENT: Many economists are surprised by the strength in retail and housing sales.
Apparently, they don't have kids.
As the father of five, I know that we Baby Boomers will be spending lots of money on our Baby Boomlet for quite some time even if we've lost some of our job security and some of our stock market wealth.
Today, there are roughly 76 million Baby Boomers, who were born between 1946 and 1964.
They are 37-55 years old.
They've been busy with their careers, but not too busy to have some sex along the way: They've had an estimated 75 million kids--currently aged 0 to 25 years old-- since 1976.
Subject: address

Hey Andy-   Long time since we last spoke.
I hope all is  well with you.
I assume you are still happily living in Texas.
I'm  still living in Colorado, and I met a nice girl named Paula, and we're getting  married.
Paula and I wanted to send you an invitation to our wedding in  August.
Can you send us your address so we can mail you an  invitation?
Subject: Systems Trading Update 6-7-01

Systems Trading Update  Thursday 6-7-01    Check this out...   ETS - THE ETS Trading Systems - By  Michael A. Mermer CTA.
I have known Michael Mermer and have traded his  systems since 1997.
There are 2 systems: ST - Short Term - Position  Trading and The Fasttrak - Daytrading.
Account Requirements ST - Short Term - S&P 500/Emini - Position Trading - S&P 500 -  50K / Emini 15K Fasttrak - Daytrading S&P 500 / Nasdaq  - S&P 500 25K, ND 40K,  Emini S&P 12K, ND Emini 18K ST - NASDAQ - Short Term - Position Trading - NASDAQ 100 75K, Emini ND  25K   ETS - FASTRAK - NASDAQ  - Daytrading - Went Long at 1963.00, Initial Stop Loss 1920, Target  2050 (or 50 points from Entry)  - Exited at 1977    (+$1400  ND, +$260 Emini ND)   ***If you would like more information please email  me.
Emini  Daytrader (The Advisor) - Emini & S&P 500 Daytrading - Went  Long at 1280, The 4 point target was narrowly missed so the stop was moved just  below the entry.
Trade exited at the trailing stop
Subject: trades forTurs 6/7

6/7/2001 Thurs  Notice: If any clients or potential clients that are getting duplicate e-mails just reply to this, and let us know and we will remove the extra recaps.
If anyone feels that they may be receiving these in error please kindly reply to have you removed from the list and we are sorry for any trouble we caused you.
IF ANYONE WHO DID NOT GET THE "PDF" FILE ATTACHMENT SHOWING THE THREE YEAR LONG TERM NUMBERS AND FULL CFTC DISCLOSURE DOCUMENT PLEASE E-MAIL OR CALL TOLL FREE (800) 773-1713 AND WE WILL RESEND IT RIGHT AWAY   Here were todays trades  "Swing" S/P full size  S 1282.00 open trade 6/6 b 1275.00 close trade 6/7  JUNE +7.0=$1,750.00
Subject: Good reference to plan a trip to Thailand

Diem,  I am forwarding this website to you before it gets purged from my e-mail  again.
Let me know what you think about it.
Andy
Subject: Burlington Study -  El Paso WIndow Rock I/C

This is a revised spreadsheet from the one yesterday.
Changes made were a result of discussions with Darrell.
Still need to stick to our guns and NOT give Burlington any pressure to hang their hats on.
Ron Matthews
Subject: Bakersfield Power Plants Project

Attached is an Excel spreadsheet showing the costs to build a 20-mile 20" pipeline from PG&E to Bakersfield.
Thereis a sheet for the pipeline and one for the measurement.
The left side is Bakersfield and the remainder are benchmarks of recent projects in California.
The cost estimates are + 30%  Ron M.
Subject: TW/ Lonestar Ward County intercoonect-----Level-A cost

Michelle  In order to make this interconnect bi-directional the following work need to be performed:  ( capacity 35- 60 mmcf/d at 800-850 # pressure)  1):  Blowdown gas in 5.335 miles of 12" ( gas-loss) at 1000# pressure  2):	Remove a flapper in the check-valve or turn around the existing check-valve   The  cost for this is approximately $8,000 to $10,000.
Still waiting for Earl Chanley from Roswell to send me some facility information regarding the Pecos interconnect.
Mansoor
Subject: TW/ Lonestar Ward and Pecos Counties interconnect  bi-directional--A-release

The following is a level "A" cost estimate to make TW/ Lonestar existing interconnects bi-directional.
TW/ Lonestar at Ward County ( 50 to 60 mmcf/d)   According to Operations this is already bi-directional .
The only things are required on this one is to take the flapper out of the check-valve  and blow down the gas in 5.33 miles of 12".
Cost of gas loss& labor = $8,000     TW/ Lonestar at Pecos County ( 100 mmcf/d)  A): TW/ Lonestar interconnect   	Scope: On this one we need a bi-directional valve skid using the existing meter run.
Cost of material& labor= $ 195,000   B): Pecos Compressor Station      	 In order to make this interconnect bi-directional we also need to make the station ( two-compressor units) bi-directional.
Scope: Install outlet from Lonestar I/C to inlet filter with 12" piping& valves.
Unit discharge would be modified to tie in to West Texas-20" 	 Cost for material& labor= $ 330,000.
If you need more accurate costs ( B -release) please let me know .
Subject: Surprise lunch for Rich Jolly

I received a message that there will be a surprise lunch for Rich Jolly on Friday, March 29 from 11:30 to 1:00pm in ECN46C1.
Rich is retiring after 35 years of service.
Everyone is invited.
Thanks, Kim.
Subject: TW Meeting re Burlington Contracts

The meeting on the Burlington Resources contracts scheduled for tomorrow (Tuesday, March 26) at 9:00 a.m. in EB47C2 has been cancelled due to recent personnel changes at Transwestern.
Another meeting will be scheduled later this week.
Thanks.
Subject: Pipeline Capacity

Michelle,  We enjoyed the meeting with Transwestern and appreciate your support for our Plan of Reorganization.
We are still looking at a purchase of pipeline capacity from PG&E Topock to your connection with the South Point Power Plant.
The timing has changed from when we met in Houston.
At this time, we will not be including this contract and service to South Point in our FERC filing.
However, we would like you to review the following proposal.
50,000 dth/day of firm capacity on the Transwestern system from PG&E Topock to the Calpine South Point Power Plant.
The price is to be $0.05 per dth consisting of $1.395 per dth-month reservation fee and $0.0042 per dth volumetric charge.
The contract will start with CGT acceptance of the FERC Certificate and continue to the end date of the Calpine contract, which is the start of our Section 4 rates.
We anticipate acceptance of the FERC Certificate at the end of 2002.
Our Section 4 rates would start mid to late 2004.
The start of the contract is contingent on the following conditions; PG&E is issued and accepts an FERC Certificate, PG&E is allowed by the FERC to amend the delivery points in the tariff to include the South Point Power Plant and PG&E has a contract with Calpine for deliveries to South Point.
Please let me know what you think
Subject: Red Rock Receipts

Michelle,  Per our conversation, PPL EnergyPlus requests that Transwestern assign 20,000 mmbtu of primary receipts out of the West Texas Pool for the period beginning June 1, 2002 through September 30, 2002.
During the four month period beginning October 1, 2002 and ending February 28, 2003, the primary receipts will be reduced to 14,265 mmbtu.
Beginning March 1, 2003 through June 30, 2032, primary receipts will be increased to 20,000 mmbtu.
For the four month period beginning October 1, 2002 and ending February 28, 2003, PPL requests an additional day to consider our supply options prior to electing a primary receipt for the 5735 mmbtu not assigned.
Best Regards
Subject: Directory Update

Hi Teresa, Believe it or not, I just got my directory...I guess they finally figured out  where I am located!
I also found out that I need to correct the company for  my directory information.
It needs to be Enron Transportation & Storage  instead of Enron Corporation.
Thanks and talk to you soon!
Subject: Bullet

KN (Oneok) called to get more information about the Right of First Refusal in  their current contract.
The minimum requirement to keep ROFR in a contract  extension is with maximum rate for at least 1 year.
Cathy Bulf will let TW  know by Monday, and in writing, if they would like to exercise.
Subject: California Capacity Report for week of 1/15-1/19:

Transwestern's average deliveries to California were 1109 MMBtu/d (100%) with  San Juan lateral throughput at 866 MMBtu/d and Rio Puerco at 94 MMBtu/d.
Total east deliveries averaged 327 MMBtu/d.
El Paso average deliveries to California were 2262 MMBtu/d (77%) : - PG&ETop (capacity 1140 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 651 MMBtu/d (57%) - SoCalEhr (capacity 1250 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 1074 MMBtu/d (86%) - SoCalTop (capacity 541 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 537 MMBtu/d (99%)  Friday posted Gas Daily prices:  SoCal gas, large pkgs  11.375  PG&E, large pkgs  10.055  TW San Juan      7.60   TW Permian      7.59  Friday Enron Online bases:   Feb  Mar  Apr-Jun  Jul-Sep  Oct Perm-CA 5.30  2.83  2.32  3.22  2.02 SJ - CA  5.55  3.05  2.71  3.74  2.45    SJ-Waha   .19     .17    .39    .43       .44 Perm-Waha   .05     .00      .00    .00    .00
Subject: Point Packages for TW/EOL

Guys: I've narrowed the list down to the minimum combination of packages.
Please  build all receipts to all deliveries except for Same Combos (Oasis-Oasis,  etc.)
or any Pool-Pool Combos.
Thanks.
Subject: Global Counterparty Trader ID

Please set up the following people with "trader" status under Transwestern  Pipeline Company.
We will be using Enron On Line to trade pipeline  capacity.
Kevin Hyatt (administrator), Michelle Lokay, Lorraine Lindberg,  Jeff Fawcett, and TK Lohman will all need this access.
My network user ID is  "mlokay" and each trader will respond with their own user ID.
Thanks.
Subject: California Capacity Report for week of 1/22-1/26:

Transwestern's average deliveries to California were 1110 MMBtu/d (100%) with  San Juan lateral throughput at 813 MMBtu/d and Rio Puerco at 59 MMBtu/d.
Total east deliveries averaged 291 MMBtu/d.
El Paso average deliveries to California were 2459 MMBtu/d (84%) : - PG&ETop (capacity 1140 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 708 MMBtu/d (62%) - SoCalEhr (capacity 1248 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 1233 MMBtu/d (99%) - SoCalTop (capacity 541 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 518 MMBtu/d (96%)  Friday posted Gas Daily prices:  SoCal gas, large pkgs  15.185  PG&E, large pkgs  10.74  TW San Juan      7.38   TW Permian      7.34  Friday Enron Online bases:   Feb  Mar  Apr-Jun  Jul-Sep  Oct Perm-CA 6.11  2.15  1.68  2.78  1.88 SJ - CA  6.20  2.28  2.07  3.14  2.99    SJ-Waha   .05     .155    .40    .40       .40 Perm-Waha   .04     .025      .01    .01    .01
Subject: Monitor Request

Please include me on the Priority Dual Monitor list.
I will be the product  manager for trading Transwestern capacity on EnronOnline.
In order to manage  the product in Stack Manager and view pricing information, two monitors for  the same CPU are required.
Thanks.
Subject: California Capacity Report for Week of 1/29-2/02:

Transwestern's average deliveries to California were 1118 MMBtu/d (100%) with  San Juan lateral throughput at 812 MMBtu/d and Rio Puerco at 75 MMBtu/d.
Total east deliveries averaged 291 MMBtu/d.
El Paso's average deliveries to California were 2355 MMBtu/d (80%) : - PG&ETop (capacity 1140 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 666 MMBtu/d (58%) - SoCalEhr (capacity 1248 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 1191 MMBtu/d (95%) - SoCalTop (capacity 541 MMBtu/d) deliveries averaged 498 MMBtu/d (92%)  Friday posted Gas Daily prices:  SoCal gas, large pkgs  15.35  PG&E, large pkgs  14.25  TW San Juan      5.82   TW Permian      5.985  Friday Enron Online bases:   Mar  Apr-Jun  Jul-Sep  Oct Perm-CA 4.47  2.26  3.31  2.16 SJ - CA  4.79  2.72  3.78  2.64    SJ-Waha   .24      .44    .45       .46 Perm-Waha   .085       .015    .015                   .015