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[ "i figured so , by ' plant stuff ' i meant tools , books , pots , etc .", "i ’m pretty sure everyone in the bar could tell .", "i did my due diligence .", "i ’ll check them out , thanks !", "i like how very very custom the filofax can get .", "i 'm at lunch !", "i knew exactly what scene this was before i even clicked .", "i finally managed to get potato leek soup / vichyssoise right !", "i would like to thank minnesota on behalf of apple lovers everywhere .", "i ’ll find something else , i guess .", "i would like to thank minnesota on behalf of apple lovers everywhere .", "i love that story !", "i had egg in my hair that entire weekend .", "i have four .", "i clicked , op is right , you should not click", "i never know if my clothes / shoes are dirty because i ca n't see past my boobs .", "i 'm trying to start a garden and would love to exchange plant stuff .", "i ’m a girl but i ’ll tell mark you said hello i guess ?", "i just lost my job , here ’s hoping a little luck comes my way .", "i ’m a manager in a tile store .", "i 'll check it out tomorrow , the bulbs are at work and i 'm not .", "i love a nice trashy fun movie .", "i like ‘ em chonky .", "i was a huge fan of aaron eckhart 's chin as harvey dent .", "i 've met two or three , and they 've all been assholes .", "i just want to talk to people and send letters .", "i still love you .", "i need to go call him now .", "i love it to the point that i 'm trying to get into management .", "i may have to give this a shot just because this elevator pitch is hilarious !", "i miss you .", "i 'm 99 % sure i saw someone die this morning", "i would not have thought that was a white dog based on the before photo .", "i was skeptical .", "i ’m not a huge fan of fucking around with dudes who already have a lady :( :( :(", "i ’m from south texas , usa .", "i chug water before i go to sleep .", "i 'll do that , thank you .", "i 'm so upset that i ca n't find a legal download of this .", "i have a clotting disorder that disqualifies me from all blood / plasma / marrow donation .", "i 'm one of the lucky 10,000 !", "i work around there , i 'll keep an eye out .", "i rediscovered this picture of me after a haircut and i look pretty good .", "i definitely will , i ’ve already got a few that work !", "i played it a lot around 2006 - 2007 .", "i would not have thought that was a white dog based on the before photo .", "i am literally doing this as we speak .", "i did n’t know our hot sauce preferences told so much about us .", "i choose cholula .", "i love texas pete , especially on fried chicken !", "i ’m not sure i even want to bother typing up the story about my cousin .", "i have a bulk bag of those strawberry grandma candies in my house at all times .", "i am from texas , so it fits !", "i have cousins in new york who will not buy from catless bodegas because of this .", "i just cut off all my bushy , shoulder - length hair and i ’m so happy .", "i was skeptical .", "i was wrong .", "i worked with each of them for a significant amount of time picking out product and putting orders together .", "i started taking azo to tide me over until i could make it to the urgent care clinic .", "i rediscovered this picture of me after a haircut and i look pretty good .", "i 'm in the same boat , south texas has not been kind lately .", "i ’m a pm .", "i ca n't drive right - handed at all .", "i also have two cats : max , and coulson .", "i am a moonlight path bitch like my mother before me .", "i just do n't get it .", "i saw the glass explode .", "i am a moonlight path bitch like my mother before me .", "i ca n’t tell what is what , it ’s just a lump of charcoal .", "i ’ll have to try the vinegar , i love tart flavors !", "i had given up .", "i ’m in texas and it ’s hot as fuck right now .", "i 'm amazed you picked up on the last one , i keep that locked down pretty hard .", "i actually gasped when ' antikythera ' came up on the screen for the first time .", "i love capybaras , they ’re just so damn chill all the time .", "i 've met two or three , and they 've all been assholes .", "i was gon na say gardening too !", "i had no idea about the submarine !", "i ask him about the transaction and he confirms that he gave them a bag of grout .", "i was looking for this comment .", "i 'm so upset that i ca n't find a legal download of this .", "i could give it to her in person if that were n't creepy af .", "i think i may tackle the carpet next .", "i ’ll check them out , thanks !", "i should not have clicked this link", "i ’ll see what i can find there .", "i want an optimal viewing experience here .", "i legitimately get angry to the point of wanting to hit people when i hear whistling .", "i 'll send him something !", "i was so scared of this when i started taking lamictal .", "i ’m being paid peanuts to do a job that really should be done by at least two people .", "i thought nasa was only using hasselblads ?", "i find that in general , pencils write better when they ’re not mine .", "i ’m on the se side and it was still off when i left around 5:30 .", "i 'm not saying you 're wrong , i 'm just not a math - inclined person .", "i just cut off all my bushy , shoulder - length hair and i ’m so happy .", "i ’m working on this pattern right now !", "i had no idea about the submarine !", "i did n’t really need to go home .", "i love texas pete , especially on fried chicken !" ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh ." ]
[ "angelicbabe" ]
everyone in this thread needs to visit . nsfw . you 're welcome .
g-a-r-n-e-t
[ "i 'm a user of a few trackers .", "i 'm really looking for an invite to myspleen .", "i 've grabbed mine !" ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh ." ]
[ "angelicbabe" ]
my other half loves to watch me jerk off . she 's dripping after a just a few minutes . love it !
Sardonicshrimp
[ "i can fulfill your fantasy ;)", "i would suck on them for hours .", "i do n't see it .", "i think he missed .", "i would love to cum all over that chin", "i would slam you for hours just to watch those bounce", "i would f#$@ her .", "i wish that was my face", "i would spend every minute of every day under there if you wanted", "i have been looking for that airline my entire life", "i do n't even know what to say .... so so so hot", "i can help you with that .", "i would love to slide my cock in the perfect pussy .", "i will fly the heck down there for that pussy .", "i got ta be her next co - worker", "i would own her .", "i could live under year and munch on that for hours", "i would love to lie under you and eat your pussy for hours" ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh ." ]
[ "angelicbabe" ]
i can fulfill your fantasy ;)
funfunfun85
[ "i 'm obsessed with whether i gain weight or not .", "i have no idea .", "i feel like i 'm multiple people sometimes .", "i just find when we hang out , they seem pretty bored and uninterested in hanging with me .", "i think that 's where we let it all out .", "i do n't want to be here anymore", "i 'm a waterfall , baby", "i do n't go to school .", "i was up all night , despite being tired as hell .", "i can talk with him pretty easily .", "i get most of the day to see him afterwards .", "i 'm hungry and waiting for someone so i 'm a bit mellow and somewhat anxious .", "i 'm canadian .", "i really do n't like them .", "i need to pee .", "i sleep with cats .", "i 'm experiencing insomnia", "i ca n't sleep", "i would eat bowls and bowls of that stuff per day .", "i 'm beginning to be , could you tell me how you anchor yourselves back into being ?", "i hope you 're okay , how are you ?", "i want to buy all the love in the world .", "i 'm relaxing .", "i have other disorders that get in the way .", "i do n't want to .", "i 'm in love with what seems to be a pathological liar .", "i start to assume things like he 's masturbating and ignoring me .", "i have a habit of becoming antisocial , which is strange for a female my age .", "i 'm having a boring day so far .", "i do n't trust people who do n't trust people who sleep with socks on .", "i am embarrassed at how great i thought you were .", "i check my notifications obsessively .", "i feel lost , and discouraged .", "i believe … . from now on i shall eat healthier things in its place .", "i assumed that everyone else did this , actually", "i have self esteem issues .", "i got baking - soda !", "i think it is the reason i am so clingy and obsessed with him masturbating .", "i 'm working on it .", "i am jealous of the women in porn .", "i like to get a little closer .", "i 'm a beast", "i do n't care about it", "i 'm glad i 'm free .", "i love when everything looks like lego", "i feel like i 'm waiting for something but i do n't know what .", "i 'm experiencing insomnia", "i feel like i could n't really control myself because my mind was just craving those frootloops so badly .", "i do n't know what to do , i do n't know what to think .", "i feel like a miserable human being .", "i finally feel like i can move on from you .", "i 'd be pretty happy but feel like a fucking freak", "i suppose we could", "i second this .", "i suppose i do n't know how i would begin .", "i pooped during my bath .", "i wish someone loved me that much .", "i second this so hard .", "i never have .", "i read this as \" fun things to do in hell \" .", "i have a vagina", "i 'm waiting for my boyfriend to wake up , so i can have something to do .", "i find myself not interested in anything except problems .", "i wish you the best !", "i 've given up on trying to connect with anybody -- really never thought i 'd say that .", "i do n't feel as hot as the women in porn .", "i 'm good , intothemystic1 , how are you doing ?", "i 'm thankful for being alive , having resources and opportunities to live a good life .", "i can only post here", "i asked this and never got the answer to it .", "i do n't ever want to see you again", "i 've found that approaching my difficulties with these three disorders in mind is debilitating .", "i had no idea this happened to all men .", "i do n't know what i enjoy .", "i 'd say you 'd get one stiff punch in the face", "i 've got a freckle on my left ass cheek .", "i hope your pain eases and you get over your cold asap .", "i 'm not one of you anymore", "i used to think i was a princess lol . jk , obviously i 'm still a princess .", "i think this has worked for me in the past .", "i am one .", "i had no idea this happened to all men .", "i 'm an overly attached girlfriend .", "i hear you , child . sing us the song of our .. nobody", "i was lazy , not necessarily psychopathic .", "i 'm an 18 year old girl with borderline personality disorder , adhd , depression , and anxiety .", "i 'm smoking shisha and listening to another brick in the wall pt .", "i 'm incredibly lonely .", "i 'm really in a bad state .", "i 'm going to die one day .", "i 'm so restless .", "i 've seen and had bruises on the face and this is straight up make up", "i 'm asking this to have a healthier relationship , not because of a break up or anything .", "i think the worst part is the shallow breathing no matter how much i try to work on it", "i think i need to pee .", "i do n't know", "i 've felt this way several times trying to open my front door at night .", "i thought cmha was being funded quite a bit of money", "i 've recently come from africa and i 'm feeling feverish .", "i 'm lying down and on reddit ." ]
[ "i do n't want to watch anymore adam sandler movies . i ca n't fucking take it anymore . everytime i come home , my roommate is watching some bullshit like anger management , mr . deeds , jack and jill or whatever . its not fucking funny , i am so fucking tired of it ." ]
[ "dp29" ]
that 's horrible .
aspacemonkie
[ "i have a soup bowl i like , it 's about 3 cups worth .", "i 'm mostly referring to the custom built variants .", "i think your friend needs to be put down .", "i drink tea out of that .", "i will keep this in mind .", "i am going to take a look .", "i am going to take a look .", "i probably should have been a little more clear on that .", "i audibly laughed at your # 2 .", "i 'm just amazed that 15 hours in it was still going strong .", "i have one and love it after rooting .", "i think your friend needs to be put down .", "i will keep this in mind .", "i 'm going to file this under \" never happened \"", "i 'm mostly referring to the custom built variants .", "i 'm just amazed that 15 hours in it was still going strong .", "i 've noticed a massive increase in the number of stories like this .", "i wonder if it would be a bad idea to show her this sub .", "i audibly laughed at your # 2 .", "i certainly would n't argue any of your points .", "i have a soup bowl i like , it 's about 3 cups worth .", "i probably should have been a little more clear on that .", "i will keep that in mind going forward .", "i could sop up the n with a cloth .", "i 'm a very heavy tea drinker lately .", "i 've noticed a massive increase in the number of stories like this .", "i 'm going to file this under \" never happened \"", "i wonder if it would be a bad idea to show her this sub .", "i will keep that in mind going forward .", "i 'm a very heavy tea drinker lately .", "i certainly would n't argue any of your points .", "i 'm going to hang in there as long as i can .", "i 'm going to hang in there as long as i can .", "i could sop up the n with a cloth .", "i have one and love it after rooting .", "i drink tea out of that ." ]
[ "i do n't want to watch anymore adam sandler movies . i ca n't fucking take it anymore . everytime i come home , my roommate is watching some bullshit like anger management , mr . deeds , jack and jill or whatever . its not fucking funny , i am so fucking tired of it ." ]
[ "dp29" ]
i think your friend needs to be put down . think of the quality of his life right now .. it 's for the best .
gray-box
[ "i rue the day .", "i 'm just happy their stock keeps going up .", "i wish i got tips in gum !", "i should buy a ticket .", "i learned how to thanks to blue mountain state", "i had the same thoughts ...", "i 'm ok with that .", "i figured someone leaning on a wall taking a piss", "i can dream .", "i thought it was a good joke .", "i was thinking \" where there is love ... there is hope .... in stalingrad there is neither . \"", "i still feel like montreal has us on that , but all of ours are more recent .", "i do n't know what i would do with out the two of them on sc .", "i personally do n't think that bag in the first picture goes with that outfit .", "i will always remember you rocky .", "i have since tried looking up ways to delete unwanted episodes off of the watch to clear up room .", "i guess this means that we are keeping luongo ?", "i like where this is going .", "i oddly started using twitter to follow steve nash to get updates on malhotra during his eye injury .", "i was sad when this was n't the first response .", "i would move for that .", "i know you say that now .", "i have the weirdest boner right now .", "i just do n't know , everything still hurts ." ]
[ "i do n't want to watch anymore adam sandler movies . i ca n't fucking take it anymore . everytime i come home , my roommate is watching some bullshit like anger management , mr . deeds , jack and jill or whatever . its not fucking funny , i am so fucking tired of it .", "there 's a person who still watches adam sandler movies ? i did n't think they still existed ." ]
[ "dp29", "Bassoon_Commie" ]
he has to help his friends out some how . what easier way than casting them in one of his movies .
giggles88
[ "i do n't think anyone got the joke , bro .", "i 'd just mute donald trump and leave him muted .", "i liked the unpopular opinion puffin", "i usually try to hunt those players down first .", "i am * so * signing that .", "i get it up first ...", "i think you dropped this : /s", "i said i was n't going to take the pill ... ?", "i have a ticket for it and everything .", "i 'd keep scion more focused on the dragons than having it as superfriends .", "i might have to start frequenting this /r / shittyaskreddit now ...", "i recall cubans leaning republican .", "i bought a bunch of prints , so i get to eat paper .", "i have the collective masses of the soviet empire .", "i found the autoloading with extended mags to be the best option .", "i 'm glad this did n't turn into another unbearable pun thread", "i hope so .", "i was using activate and resolve as the same term .", "i 'd say it has rather strong dialogue .", "i 'd give all the fruit in the world to gaze upon that dreamsteel .", "i hope he gets a good job .", "i 'd say build them .", "i start the a - team .", "i am so sorry for that guy", "i use his tongue as a fishing lure and can therefore catch my meals from the sea .", "i was thinking green living damnation , but that works too .", "i would need to see his line of reasoning before i got back in line .", "i want mutated angry moose .", "i 'd be happy with this .", "i 'm not stewie , this does n't scare me .", "i 'd say since mossadegh was voted into office and then overthrown by us - backed forces .", "i 'm safe .", "i do n't do tdm , and usually just use domination as a warm - up .", "i got wind spellcasters with ocg - only support , focusing on making yado karu useful .", "i have the dog lick mine clean .", "i 'd look at deck lists on reddit and see what works .", "i see what you did there ...", "i 've tagged people before .", "i 'm a u2 fan .", "i fixed it .", "i do n't really know anything about it .", "i think the story was intended to have an ambiguous ending", "i 'll edit it in .", "i 'm more terrified of rio bravo at night- damn cougars .", "i 'm sorry ...", "i love being able to drop everything in one well - placed shot with it .", "i 'm so sorry man .", "i may have a flawed understanding .", "i 'm subscribed to /r / science .", "i enjoyed my time with it .", "i too would like to know this , as i 'm about to graduate in a week .", "i fell in love with /r / circlejerk .", "i think the pandas need to see it more .", "i got an ultra - rare summoned skull from the metal raiders set .", "i 'm harsh on the children but they 'll be excellent legionaries one day .", "i do n't want my ride forgetting about me .", "i beat him too ...", "i would think they should be covered since both are applied aspects of biology .", "i love it when my panamanian friend gives away a bunch of cards .", "i 'm an adult and therefore can not see why kids love the taste of it .", "i 'm tall and skinny .", "i 'm shocked .", "i usually do well unless stinger - spam starts chasing after me .", "i only know reek .", "i 'll vote for the guy who kills whoever kills the joke .", "i 'd blame them for the state of the middle east now .", "i could see it ending badly otherwise .", "i want fucking cannons in that song .", "i 'm sort of inclined to agree with you .", "i just like hearing the roar as i fire it .", "i 'd bring mustard gas .", "i would have gone with \" dracarys \" from got but i guess that works too .", "i hope . )", "i need the space for other cards .", "i do n't think sober you could have gotten your jet stuck there", "i want to believe ...", "i think you 're telling the truth for once .", "i 'd rather have jesus from mexico city .", "i saw you on another thread here .", "i 'm being imprisoned against my will !", "i think they 're trying to seize the means of reproduction", "i always expect this in these threads and i never get disappointed .", "i 'd love to just listen to him talk about life in general", "i have a ticket and everything .", "i thought dora was a superdreadnought rail cannon on a motherfucking train .", "i do n't know what to say ... did you at least kill the imposter nazeem ?", "i did n't need the specific school .", "i too did not know this was a thing .", "i thought that battlefest bonus was a one - off .", "i think this could be /r / nocontext material .", "i just wanted to be different !", "i 'll take one marijuana please .", "i want chaos dragons to come back to tier 1 .", "i am your father .", "i would be penetrated by a bassoon for the glory of the party", "i can say i have not .", "i 'm not sure exactly how it would work .", "i 'd rather see the parents get paid well enough that they can afford to feed their child .", "i had finally repressed memories of that !", "i 'll help protect the tables -- ▄ ︻̷̿ ┻ ̿ ═ ━ ━ ━" ]
[ "i do n't want to watch anymore adam sandler movies . i ca n't fucking take it anymore . everytime i come home , my roommate is watching some bullshit like anger management , mr . deeds , jack and jill or whatever . its not fucking funny , i am so fucking tired of it ." ]
[ "dp29" ]
there 's a person who still watches adam sandler movies ? i did n't think they still existed .
Bassoon_Commie
[ "i think it felt like your releasing it to the unknown , like a diary .", "i hope it all works out for you guys ! !", "i want coconut cake .", "i thought this was something else .", "i 'm one of those too .", "i 'm sorry you feel so bad .", "i just marvel , that 's all .", "i can see why .", "i think i 'd like dr . who , i should look into it .", "i 'm going to help you out here .", "i 'm a palette .", "i 'm so happy for you !", "i think you are confused .", "i like em feminine yet functional .", "i 'm tired of talking", "i 'm sorry for your pain , matt .", "i hope you can talk to her soon . ,", "i hope you can work it out and move on to calmer places .", "i hope that 's a good thing .", "i ve seen some of your posts but i do n't know your story .", "i think you should then .", "i hope you saved you 're loving supportive convo for him .", "i read this post , what do you mean ?", "i 'm rooting for ya .", "i finally left .", "i had to just get out .", "i 'm saying give out what you want to get .", "i was worried about arson .", "i 'm so sorry for your loss .", "i 've seen things here and there and felt a twinge of interest .", "i admire your resolve , but please realize this may not go your way .", "i do n't get that .", "i hope it gets better .", "i like my shell , and i 'm staying in it .", "i 'm sending you one .", "i 'm sure you treated her just wonderfully , that 's why she left , right ?", "i hope u do nt have cancer .", "i just left everything and moved out .", "i 'm over there reading .", "i do n't feel that when when people are good to me .", "i hope she waits for you .", "i have constant post nasal drip .", "i said yes , i know that .", "i hope it 's wonderful , but make sure you do meet .", "i know , it 's hard , but if you yearn it , you can earn it !", "i could tape worse things shut !", "i feel bad .", "i never said feminine traits always mean a man is gay , just sometimes , when he is .", "i 'm a nice girl .", "i guess you could ask yourself if you were his gf , how would you feel .", "i 'm sorry he hurt you like that .", "i 'm picky about my panties .", "i hope you find your value ca n't be snuffed out by depression .", "i do n't either .", "i guess you have to decide first whether or not you wanna do ld .", "i hope you do n't tell her you think she 's ugly .", "i can feel it in your words !", "i have nice feet !", "i know , but the no condom thing is huge when you bang strangers off the net .", "i still have all my shit at our old house bc i let him live there .", "i did that once .", "i just tolerate waaaay too much and i realized it .", "i feel bad for the cat .", "i hope someone comes along who will say it to you and mean it .", "i do n't know why , it was more of a victory that he admitted it .", "i do n't think you 're there !", "i 'm so happy for you !" ]
[ "people . the majority of people fuck me off , even without them saying anything they fuck me off" ]
[ "freolic" ]
that 's not a good sign .
TapeYourMouthShut
[ "i was about the same - the lab coats beakers were what always got me", "i feel you . hope you have a good rest of the night and a speedy hangover recovery tomorrow", "i imagine it can be really tough some days", "i 'm sure things will be fine =)", "i 'm not an angry person , but under those circumstances i 'm a bit more combative", "i usually just smile and say thank you . it makes me mad uncomfortable to be complimented", "i 'm playing league - aram , because i hate myself", "i saw it on the way into work , it was a nice start to the day !", "i do n't think anyone here is drunk . i think you got the wrong subreddit my dude", "i hope things work out !", "i 'm going to continue to wallow . happy drinking to you too my dude", "i got ta say that does not sound appealing . how does it it taste ?", "i 've been into metal for a while but really have n't had any desire to go to a concert", "i live by read - only friday . cheers dude , enjoy the weekend", "i do . i suggest investing in a body pillow", "i believe you 're in the right place then . cheers dude !", "i knew you could do it =)", "i did edibles for the first time a month or so ago - it was nice", "i have not thought that far ahead yet", "i got ta say that does not sound appealing . how does it it taste ?", "i hope you move regardless - unless there 's something holding you back ?", "i just report / block all his accounts . hopefully he 'll give up", "i feel you dude . at least you got a dope balcony to drink on", "i mean , i 'm impressed now", "i mean - why did you kiss him ?", "i turned my heat on for the first time today cause it was mad cold . bundle up !", "i think you messed up", "i 'm assuming that 's white , what is it ?", "i love sushi , what kind ?", "i bet she 's awesome = ) ) . what are you drinking tonight my dude ?", "i 'm playing league - aram , because i hate myself", "i do n't eat lunch = p", "i would be very worried . welcome to the club !", "i usually follow a similar progression", "i 'm trying my hardest to astral project to her location , so that i can give her pets", "i mean , are you loud ?", "i mean you can do it anonymously , there 's no way they could know then", "i do n't think i 've had a single thing this is picture . either way - cheers !", "i sympathize , i am in a constant state of wanting chinese food . can you order some ?", "i mean - do you need your old car for some reason ?", "i 've considered vegetarian but not vegan . there is absolutely no way i could give up cheese", "i can see it . i do all my good cleaning drunk", "i 've never seen a frozen pizza just branded as \" pizza \" . how was it ?", "i still check every time i walk past the vending machine for that elusive double peanut mm", "i honestly ca n't remember . what about you ?", "i run this python script on the vm it 's passed through to .", "i 'm not a huge horror fan . evil dead 2 is probably my favorite horror movie tough", "i tend to talk faster and trip over my words when i 'm nervous", "i feel you - moving to a new place ai n't easy . why 'd you move ?", "i 'd have someone look over your resume", "i 'd highly suggest it - your therapist will probably have some good advice", "i do n't think you 're overreacting . that sounds mad creepy", "i always let people merge", "i 'm not a huge theatre person - but my sister is . what 's going on ?", "i usually just eat dinner , no snacks", "i feel you dog - i 've switched to mostly liquor to cut back on calories", "i usually do a ~20 - 22 hour fast , has worked well for me", "i 'm sorry to hear that !", "i 'm 24 , so 24", "i would not suggest new york , it 's very expensive to live here", "i wish i knew the answer . seems that you 're doomed to wander endlessly", "i definitely would n't have done that at my college , though i 'm fairly guarded with my belongings", "i 'm glad you 're having a good time , get off of reddit and back to the party", "i 've always lived alone so roomates sounds fun - but i can see how it can be stressful", "i usually do n't drink soda - this is diet so no calories", "i use vmware , but if i could go back in time i would have used proxmox", "i mean eventually . if they did n't specify a time limit they 're golden", "i am currently pretending to be an adult . what 's on your mind ?", "i do n't think i could handle that emotionally while drunk - it 's such a good soundtrack", "i usually prefer to eat my food as raw as safely possible", "i am doing a little work though", "i am sending you my beer energy . i hope you can defeat frieza", "i 'm not a huge whisky drinker , but i 've been easing myself in", "i was asking for the birds name", "i do n't tell people when my birthday because i really do n't like the attention", "i 've started baking bread recently - you could try to get into cooking / baking ?", "i 'm assuming that 's your primary ?", "i have some plants - that helps a bit . what about a pet ?", "i feel you hard dude . i hope you find someone soon", "i do n't think it is . why would you think it 's irresponsible ?", "i hope it works out , good luck !", "i love my friends - if their girlfriends are important to them , they 're important to me", "i 'm partial to black . but pretty much any color is nice", "i 'm not too huge into ipa 's , but enjoy !", "i did n't do an egg wash because i was hungry and had eaten all the eggs the night before", "i 'm assuming you have other birds too ?", "i 'll admit i sit unusually though", "i feel you hard dude . i hope you find someone soon", "i feel you - as long as you do n't got ta drive . hope you enjoy the breweries !", "i feel you dude . at least you got a dope balcony to drink on", "i usually go for straight spirits", "i do n't like change lol - i like my routines", "i am doing so right now", "i 'm drunk and sad with you", "i will accept timothy no matter what", "i 'm sorry =( . welcome to the single life !", "i hope things work out !", "i would let it slide , but most of my friends would do the same for me", "i 'd advise against it . can you survive without a source of income for extended period of time ?", "i feel you dude . i 'm sending you love too 3" ]
[ "i got fired yesterday . i was told , after i worked my shift that they were firing me . i understand why , but it still hurts . it does n’t help that the thing i was fired for , another employee does . she has been there since the place opened two years ago . is that why she has never been let go ?" ]
[ "angryestella" ]
that sucks =( . they might not know / she might suck up to management ? here 's hoping you find something soon 3
Morkcheese
[ "i know it ’s so hot", "i miss mac and dennis being friends so if they have scenes together i ’m happy", "i do n't have kids but everything my kitty does is cute .", "i think you made the right choice .", "i get that , i ’m saying he needs to hit the blunt in general", "i ’ve seen that one before a number of times", "i hate this i do nt want this", "i loved those books but i never finished the series", "i had a gay ex and he had no problems sleeping with me dude", "i bet you made neil ’s day .", "i just read the wikipedia page !", "i know i just think he made a dumb choice", "i 'm 31 .", "i can imagine it made people sob .", "i mean it ca n’t hurt .", "i was in collage .", "i did n’t say any of that .", "i want him to drop out .", "i ’m sorry :(", "i ca n't focus on work today because of it .", "i ’m in the same boat .", "i ’m within 50 miles of a direct hit so i ’m not happy .", "i ’d talk to a lawyer :(", "i get it .", "i 've been listening to the a star is born sound track for the past two weeks .", "i like the one where rocko and filbert get married so rocko can get a green card .", "i ’m only going to give you mr scott", "i enjoy vaping weed .", "i can relate .", "i know a bunch of chubby melissa 's", "i call her chicken nugget .", "i did not care for ap bio at all .", "i second just sending “ thanks grandma !", "i try not to think about it too much", "i went to a gillum rally this weekend and almost died when americano by lady gaga came on", "i love my kitty too .", "i ’d like to see more of hollywoo with a ryan seacrest type", "i wish i could cut out all negative thoughts .", "i 've had seven beers and there are no pancakes i could cry .", "i am hoping for more of his stunning good looks .", "i ’ll check her out !", "i know i 'm still processing .", "i 'm drunk and watching being john malkovich .", "i did n’t remember that from scott pilgrim so thank you for posting", "i do n’t want to write a manifesto to this guy so i googled it", "i have a cat but , \" do you know how much i love you ? \"", "i 'm usually having a fine day until my coworkers start talking about what they 're watching on fox news", "i agree with you", "i 've never heard of that before but i 'd rather watch a youtube stream than cnn or msnbc", "i do n’t trust rick scott and marco rubio to do anything", "i 'm doing really well actually !", "i ca n't even get more than a handful on comments on my real problems", "i like reading books", "i saw him on my second run through when i put pax in the safe", "i felt so cool and goth in 2003", "i gave up during season 9", "i 've never cheated or been cheated on", "i get the ultimate pub sub", "i was bored so i read the good bits", "i like beer though .", "i ’m glad you made it out .", "i 'm glad you are taking a day off .", "i invite him to birthday party a few days ago but he could n’t make it .", "i ’m not crying you ’re crying .", "i ’ve known three cats named bob", "i ca n't spot watching this", "i 'm serious .", "i do n’t anticipate seeing a change until it ’s over .", "i love frank oceans stuff .", "i 've been very very very depressed lately and apparently my boss has noticed .", "i saw cobra starship ten years opening for 303 !", "i absolutely would n't let her touch it .", "i need another beer ...", "i always forgot because of how natural his gross cricket is", "i realized i did n’t actually want to die , i just wanted to stop suffering", "i would like one please", "i got one off amazon for less than 30 and my cat loves it .", "i 've never heard of a cashback debit card", "i lived in jersey and used to visit the city a lot .", "i suffered so much in this life it 's not fair that i do n't deserve happiness", "i do n't know why .", "i feel the same way about my cat !", "i ’m thinking 100 %", "i ’m not very violent so yeah that ’s a good way to do it", "i love beto but i worry he 's too much of a centrist", "i 'm definitely going !", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i know dude .", "i hated what they did with ron and hermione .", "i miss dennis but he really was n't needed last night .", "i ’m trying to lose at least 20 lbs and this is inspiring", "i have a coworker who just loves this guy .", "i got a cat and i love her .", "i promise you your life will be some much better .", "i ’ll check him out .", "i wish somebody did this for me", "i do n’t have that patience", "i 've done this .", "i thought they extended the deadline to the 20th ?", "i do n't like this" ]
[ "i just saw star is born and it made me cry so hard ! ! ! this movie really touches syour soul and i loved every minute of it !" ]
[ "tonic-and-coffee" ]
i loved it too . gaga is such a real talent .
heliogold
[ "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i have sent you a chat message .", "i 'm very happy to hear this !", "i 'm glad that you feel motivated .", "i personally think that you should be asking a medical professional these questions .", "i 'm very sorry to hear about the passing .", "i have eaten during the night for a number of years and it has started to become bad again .", "i 'm glad that you are seeing someone !", "i 'm very sorry you have had that experience .", "i 'm very sorry to hear about the breakup .", "i send my deepest condolences to you and your family .", "i 'm so happy for the both of you and i wish you both many years together !", "i 'm sorry that you had to experience this .", "i 'm very proud of you and you should be very proud of yourself too !", "i can definitely understand that feeling and where you are coming from !", "i 'm available for messaging if you want someone to talk to .", "i 'm sorry to hear about the breakup .", "i understand that .", "i 'm sorry to hear this happened .", "i 'd happy to chat with you !", "i send my deepest condolences to you , your husband , and your family .", "i definitely understand .", "i wish you all the best !", "i think the only person who would be able to answer that is a doctor .", "i think it is awesome and it is a very supportive community .", "i definitely understand .", "i am really happy for the both of you !", "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i am in my 20 's .", "i went to that specific location yesterday , and it is in fact open !", "i am very happy for you !", "i wish you the best of luck , i hope things go well !", "i am very sorry for your loss .", "i would first like to thank everyone for reading this post and for reading about my current situation .", "i know how stressful life can get .", "i send my deepest and most heartfelt condolences to you and your family .", "i understand this is a really tough time for you .", "i do n't have many words , but , i am very sorry for your loss .", "i 'm sorry to hear you are going through all of that .", "i 'm a 27 year old canadian who is very fun to talk to !", "i 'm super happy for you , congratulations !", "i most definitely agree with this !", "i understand and i am sorry you are going through this .", "i wish you all the best !", "i 'm 27 , single , canadian", "i 'm very sorry you had to go through this .", "i am very sorry for your loss .", "i have sent you a chat message .", "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i 'd definitely be willing to listen .", "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i send my condolences .", "i hope you both spend many happy , loving , and supportive years together !", "i thought it will be able to help you .", "i 'm hoping i can be of help .", "i wish you the best of luck and i hope your program goes well for you !", "i wish your family the very best through this amazing and exciting journey !", "i send my deepest condolences to you .", "i sent you a chat message .", "i like cooking and reading as well !", "i am sorry for any confusion that i may have caused .", "i just sent you an i m .", "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i am hoping power is restored for you very soon !", "i second this .", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i completely understand .", "i definitely understand .", "i personally think that you should be asking a medical professional these questions .", "i 'm really happy for the both of you !", "i 'm sorry to hear you are going through a breakup .", "i send my deepest condolences to you and your family .", "i 'm just going to be relaxing and having a great weekend , how about yourself ?", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i 'm so happy for you , congratulations !", "i think it is important that you speak to a medical professional about this .", "i 'm glad that she is on your side .", "i 'm sorry to hear about the breakup .", "i 'm glad .", "i think that this could be something you could post in r / sex .", "i 'm here for you .", "i sent you a supportive i m chat message .", "i hope you are okay though .", "i can understand why that might be a potential concern .", "i 'm so happy for you and your son !", "i send my condolences .", "i hope you send many many years together !", "i 'm super happy for you !", "i understand that this is scary for you .", "i 'm a non - parent , but i do have experience with delayed speech .", "i know this is a super scary time for you .", "i 'm here for you .", "i want you to be okay .", "i send my condolences .", "i 'm really happy for you !", "i sent you an i m reddit chat message .", "i can definitely understand that .", "i like cooking , reading , exercising , and watching netflix .", "i 'm very sorry for your loss .", "i send my whole - heartedly condolences your way ." ]
[ "i feel really bad . i made poor choices and ended up with a horrible life . i am a 28 year old with nothing to show for the last 10 years of my life . i got really depressed , but now i feel numb inside . i feel awful . i m running out of time . i probably wo nt do anything useful with my life . i am a worthless loser ." ]
[ "Deeppraxis" ]
i 'm sorry to hear that you feel that way about yourself . is there anything you can do to help yourself feel better ?
everyday_learning
[ "i 'm sorry man .", "i lurk here in hopes of being free one day .", "i am appreciative of this opportunity .", "i 'm sorry this is the feeling your with today .", "i have mdd .", "i hope you can hear it , feel it .", "i know i feel it to .", "i had 0.2 once and it was a bit much .", "i hate it .", "i feel kind off understood?when i look at it .", "i wonder how it will end ?", "i made it through for now .", "i take 0.17 .", "i 've tried gravol an anti nautious medication .", "i know i feel it to .", "i feel such joy communicating with other people who get it .", "i imagine his name is derek .", "i had 0.2 once and it was a bit much .", "i saw somewhere a woman tazing her vag until she passed out !", "i see people out and about doing things on their own alot .", "i am not thin and lean by any means .", "i hope so to bobbybouche1501 .", "i loved your story !", "i think we all forget .", "i hope it goes as good as it can !", "i am scared that what i thought was my last hope to wellness is failing me .", "i know those days .", "i know there 's one called of my chest .", "i admire them .", "i started microdosing mushrooms a month ago .", "i hear ya sister , � �", "i 'm sorry .", "i can feel the sadness and lack of motivation coming .", "i think we all forget .", "i 'm glad your here !", "i feel overrun by sadness again .", "i 'm so sorry for your pain with mum .", "i love this post .", "i took 0.2 yesterday and felt panicked when it started to digest .", "i 'm so sorry for your loss and trauma .", "i hope so to bobbybouche1501 .", "i 'm rooting for you :) . edit;btw , i think you look great just the way you are .", "i know there 's one called of my chest .", "i hope everything works out for you to .", "i 'm sorry i have nothing to add right now but you were heard .", "i feel kind off understood?when i look at it .", "i 've always felt something .", "i imagine his name is derek .", "i am appreciative of this opportunity .", "i 'm on trintellix now .", "i take 0.17 .", "i think we all forget .", "i agree but i still lurk .", "i am codependent generally .", "i 'm glad your here !", "i just wanna give you a hug .", "i see people out and about doing things on their own alot .", "i find comfort in this .", "i 'm so happy to hear that !", "i hope so to .", "i 'm so sorry for your pain with mum .", "i 'm still here !", "i feel such joy communicating with other people who get it .", "i 'm still here !", "i made it through for now .", "i feel repressed inside .", "i 'm so sorry for your pain with mum .", "i 've been medicated .", "i am codependent generally .", "i lurk here in hopes of being free one day .", "i hope so to .", "i 'm looking into it .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm in !", "i hear ya sister , � �", "i know those days .", "i 've always felt something .", "i went out and just did things !", "i was happy , which was so weird but wonderful .", "i get it .", "i saw somewhere a woman tazing her vag until she passed out !", "i hope everything works out for you to .", "i eat alot now .", "i enjoy saddghuru as well right now .", "i wonder how it will end ?", "i get it .", "i 'm so happy to hear that !", "i hope so to .", "i 'm sorry i have nothing to add right now but you were heard .", "i 'm so sorry for your loss and trauma .", "i love it .", "i hope you can hear it , feel it .", "i hope it goes as good as it can !", "i 've tried gravol an anti nautious medication .", "i 'm rooting for you :) . edit;btw , i think you look great just the way you are .", "i used to go a week with no appetite .", "i felt good .", "i hear you .", "i love how real that seemed .", "i find comfort in this ." ]
[ "i feel really bad . i made poor choices and ended up with a horrible life . i am a 28 year old with nothing to show for the last 10 years of my life . i got really depressed , but now i feel numb inside . i feel awful . i m running out of time . i probably wo nt do anything useful with my life . i am a worthless loser ." ]
[ "Deeppraxis" ]
help someone else . you will feel better about yourself .
shallowsaddness
[ "i am elmer j. fudd , millionaire .", "i like foxcrest myself", "i got 2 copies the same day he was added to the trader", "i 've been trying it with pure sylvans and the mills are next level", "i currently possess a pair of sawafuji digital 20s and am looking to sell them .", "i 've got a 4 - 5 hour one that i use exclusively for spellbooks", "i feel like it 's too complicated to be pvp viable", "i 've been trying to get darkstorm for while but no luck , feels bad man", "i do n't know what you 're talking about .", "i do n't have much faith in the morals of the military .", "i built my base there and got really lost", "i know you think this post makes you sound smart but it actually just makes you look like a tool", "i usually find good stuff by surfer 's point .", "i 've gotten pretty good gem return in this mode .", "i know what the cards do .", "i enjoyed saying it .", "i guess people in this sub are dumber than i realized , sorry about that .", "i never did .", "i 'd love to rep my race but they 're so big and silly", "i 'm glad to see it .", "i do n't think they 're actually going to give us magician navigation .", "i do it myself if i want to see how a deck works before i use it on the ladder", "i realize this is just whataboutism but yeah , i do n't think that 's technically incorrect .", "i do n't think you give them enough credit", "i ca n't think of a more crushing type of betrayal .", "i think it would .", "i wish mine had those .", "i think people have started using { evocator chevalier } as well but i think that 's it", "i 'm high more often than not so technically yeah i usually play duel links high", "i 'm so hoping steelswarm decks become a thing .", "i wish literally any other monster type had the same level of support that plants get from rose lover .", "i really like bad aim , no one sees it coming .", "i thought you were kidding til i clicked the link .", "i 've got all of these cards and no queen .", "i remember one of these where it had sacred phoenix players as spongebob punching himself in the face", "i legit believe whatever is in the next box is going to powercreep current meta decks .", "i think you 're right then , if it 's continuous it would n't count as activating .", "i 've got a better idea .", "i lost my virginity the night before last .", "i would n't recommend it .", "i would kill for just one forbidden chalice", "i used it on sphere kuriboh .", "i just think your idea is stupid .", "i ca n't argue with that", "i do n't believe that the adventurer quests are finished .", "i 'm thinking samurai skull or grace .", "i think people tend to prefer vyon over blazeman and do n't use buster blader", "i got one of my 3 wins for my invitation using steelswarms .", "i got multiples of every other rare before i got even one of recombination", "i believe his weapon is called an ebony saber in - game .", "i second this request", "i 'll take that bet .", "i assume in the same manner you give any other weapon to your cko .", "i 'm just a goat , that 's halfway through eating itself", "i could n't possibly be more badly made than this one", "i think you 're hanging around the wrong people .", "i tried aliens but blue eyes works way better .", "i would kill to see that .", "i hope your grandchildren get caught in a combine harvester", "i do n't bother with tournaments with pop tournaments for the most part .", "i would not use merchant , ever .", "i thought you meant cards that could have been added for cyrus instead but were n't .", "i do n't think i 've seen any decks with less than 2 .", "i greatly appreciated flagg ' s death scene though .", "i am very happy with tommy 's performance .", "i kinda agree .", "i can confirm that it does", "i 'm standing here staring at this gif forever", "i 've actually read shardik so i imagine him as he appears in it .", "i 've never had to zummon either more than twice .", "i just mean they ca n't really get by above gold .", "i do n't think he is .", "i feel like it 's a feature and not a bug .", "i 'm so jealous .", "i just thought it was kinda cool and creative", "i wish we knew what the rest of the incoming six sam support is", "i think it is determined by whatever culture choice you made at the start of the game .", "i hate to break it to you but you still have no idea what you 're talking about", "i wo n't be doing any of that but thanks for being a snarky asshole anyway .", "i hope it 's dragons .", "i was just calling them a hypocrite .", "i do n't think so", "i guess that makes me crazy .", "i believe those would have been southrons .", "i 'm guessing it 's within cascade canyon ?", "i would rather have a rock than the card i got .", "i 've gotten 3 copies of evilswarm salamandra so far but zero prime material", "i 've got these cards , might be time to dust them off .", "i 'm sorry but what the fuck .", "i would pay to see the lion tear their limbs off", "i think valkyrian can do that", "i think you mean \" after hours of non stop mind numbing grinding \"", "i 'm interested to try worms", "i swear , on a clear day , you could see it from fillmore .", "i 'll use it if i want .", "i did n't consider it being a continuous effect .", "i 'd rather you get shot than a dog get shot , any day of the week .", "i do wish .", "i am armenian and can confirm that i am hella white .", "i just got lucky ." ]
[ "it would be easier if i could be angry . so fuck you because you were nice and honnest , you apologized when you felt like you did anything wrong and now you cut it all off . i understand why you did this , but i feel abandonned and sad and i ca n't even be angry or mad at you , which would be a lot easier . so yeah , that 's it , fuck you for giving me no reason to hate you ." ]
[ "Flashb4cks" ]
going through something similar . lame , ai n't it ?
angel_of_afterlife
[ "i started getting serious cramps 2 years after my first period , did n't feel anything at first .", "i believe i was 13 , and i was shocked .", "i wish i did n't have to take any , but its hard to even get out of bed .", "i showed her my scars and cuts and could n't help but cry .", "i wish i had the strength to forget you .", "i wanted to change ; throwing up after eating , my grades dropped drastically , i had no friends .", "i said i was cutting myself , and needed help .", "i wish you would listen to this , but you do n't care", "i pushed myself away from her , even until the point where i hated her .", "i would have given up .", "i 'm a 5'7 , 150 lb female , do nt smoke , do drugs , etc .", "i took painkillers ." ]
[ "i miss video games . i really do" ]
[ "instrument-guy" ]
just curious , why do you no longer play ?
betthanyxli
[ "i thought it said \" ruffles , \" like the chips .", "i thought it said \" ruffles , \" like the chips .", "i heart the r / clashofclans discord server !", "i like the way she copes !", "i sooo almost backed out due to being a giant weenie , haha .", "i 'm with ^.", "i heart the r / clashofclans discord server !", "i 'm betting most of those messages were just \" no u \" anyway , so , meh !", "i love you people .", "i see what you did there .", "i 'd love to see more of this regularly too !", "i was ready to concur with the rest of the replies buuut , that user name .", "i do n't get it .", "i 've really missed the \" coffee clash \" videos !", "i 'm still barely above novice - level knitting , but that looks like seed stitch to me .", "i use 24 loons/40 minions , but that 's just me .", "i want to buy one , just to take a baseball to it !", "i 'll be listening to the second one tomorrow !", "i finally come across someone else who watched master chief sucks at halo / arby the chief !", "i did not say that .", "i 'm sorry they all bailed on you .", "i finally come across someone else who watched master chief sucks at halo / arby the chief !", "i want to be friends with your friend !", "i 'll be listening to the second one tomorrow !", "i thought walls and royals were lower weighted .", "i love you people .", "i want chips and dip , not a stalker !", "i 'll just watch through the window .", "i did not say that .", "i want to buy one , just to take a baseball to it !", "i 'm glad your ipad survived !", "i 'd love to see your version of a hog rider .", "i 'd love to see more of this regularly too !", "i thought walls and royals were lower weighted .", "i 'm so sorry you lost your best friend .", "i 'm happy to be looking forward to hearing about what they 're keeping in mind in the future !", "i use 24 loons/40 minions , but that 's just me .", "i 'm sorry , society .", "i 'm sorry they all bailed on you .", "i want to be friends with your friend !", "i 'm glad your ipad survived !", "i 'd love to see your version of a hog rider .", "i withdraw my suggestion .", "i see what you did there .", "i load up clash , with the volume up , when i 'm out in public here and there .", "i want chips and dip , not a stalker !", "i 'm betting most of those messages were just \" no u \" anyway , so , meh !", "i 've got enough to work with here to last me a few weeks !", "i 'm coming out of lurking to voice my approval !", "i sooo almost backed out due to being a giant weenie , haha .", "i 'm with ^.", "i 'm happy to be looking forward to hearing about what they 're keeping in mind in the future !", "i 'm still barely above novice - level knitting , but that looks like seed stitch to me .", "i 'd like to see some replays of attacks on th9s !", "i like the way she copes !", "i 'd like to see some replays of attacks on th9s !", "i 'd be right ticked .", "i 'd be right ticked .", "i 'm sorry , society .", "i load up clash , with the volume up , when i 'm out in public here and there .", "i 'm coming out of lurking to voice my approval !", "i 'm so sorry you lost your best friend .", "i 've really missed the \" coffee clash \" videos !", "i 'll just watch through the window .", "i 've got enough to work with here to last me a few weeks !", "i do n't get it .", "i was ready to concur with the rest of the replies buuut , that user name .", "i withdraw my suggestion ." ]
[ "just sometimes . just sometimes i think about ending . not killing myself , i do n't have the courage to do that . but just stopping . everything would be so much easier if i just stopped . but then i think about how that would destroy my mother and i do n't like hurting her . so i give up that thought and carry on . it seems nice though ..." ]
[ "ririplease" ]
feeling overloaded ? any chance you could just give yourself a break for a day , or a week , to rest and regroup ?
thetmz
[ "i 've got time to listen .", "i was going to post an ncredibly long rant about myself , but honestly i 'm just tired .", "i do n't actually own the game .", "i 've gotten better , but i 'm only capable enough to survive .", "i 'm pretty sure you 've got some fans .", "i own a fat xbox 360 w/ a 60 gb hdd but recieved a better model as a gift .", "i can not grasp why someone uses a cellphone for reasons other than talking and texting ...", "i 'm only good at handling rejection because that is all i can get .", "i 'm sure they would at least point you in the right direction .", "i 'm honestly really proud of michigan .", "i did n't plan for this holiday at all .", "i keep seeing short snippets here and there , but nobody talks about it .", "i feel like this might be confusing if someone reads this and never had an existential crisis before .", "i 'm pretty sure that people upvote meme 's they think are funny .", "i understand that .", "i had actually tagged you as \" punched by a vagina \" beforehand ...", "i really appreciate the offer .", "i 'll take 4 .", "i was really hoping no - one itt would make this shitty joke .", "i assume she must be very funny .", "i 'm around royal oak .", "i would n't want a pussy though .", "i 'm sure someone in either /r / depression or suicidewatch will be able to help .", "i imagine that 's probably the greatest broken - bone story you 'll ever have :)", "i 'm glad i made you feel better :)", "i 'm afraid that i 'm beginning to fetishize the teenage years that i lost .", "i 'm actually excited that an option exists .", "i just linked a picture .", "i really hope that the majority of people itt never have jury duty .", "i need to know that someone likes me for completely vain reasons .", "i mean , i 'm invisible at my college anyway .", "i have no doubts that their stories will meet my expectations .", "i am incredibly surprised how many fellow closet cannibals i 've met on reddit ...", "i 've also been preparing a costume .", "i would n't know where to find one , but it would be interesting to go to .", "i 'll start ....", "i was rejected recently and have n't been taking it well , so thanks if you do .", "i do n't want it to go to waste when i kill myself in a few months .", "i 'm confused .", "i ca n't make that happen .", "i thought he said no to women .", "i love everything about you . \"", "i really hope you'er not that upset over one picture .", "i 'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !", "i do n't know how to flirt and did n't try to talk to girls that way .", "i 'd like to send a letter to my favorite manga author .", "i 'll look into it .", "i swear this post came from /r / circlejerk .", "i do n't remember the link .", "i have ulterior motives .", "i hope you do n't actually take your opinions seriously .", "i accidentally made two .", "i can feel waves of whatever fight - or - flight chemicals our bodies have wash over me .", "i 've got a few questions .", "i 'd be more afraid about the 1 % of parents that would enjoy it .... # 3232;\\_#3232 ;", "i 'm sorry with what you 're dealing with now and i hope that you will feel better soon .", "i have never heard of this trick .... ohmaigosh ....", "i have this collection of bad feelings that make me feel sad .", "i 'm normal .", "i kind of prefer the current one we have .", "i 'd prefer to make one as identical as possible .", "i really hope this game gets enough attention to merit more extra content .", "i 'm glad i 'm not a woman or i 'd be a statistic by now .", "i 'll be back home .", "i do n't advocate piracy or the distribution of media you can purchase .", "i recognized the dream and again became a demon .", "i would n't look pretty ... ;", "i was about to post the exact same clip !", "i 've never heard i anyone that has but i 'll take your word for it .", "i guess i was left behind .", "i love playing this game , but i 've run into a small problem .", "i 'm concerned that you only packed boxers and socks ....", "i 'm afraid to call him adorable .... really good sketches though !", "i do n't really know what to say that could help .", "i need help on a design .", "i was in the 99 % before it was popular ama", "i 've always been that shy kid .", "i 've never done it before and would love some advice .", "i do n't know any people here .", "i just have one to many mental problems to have worth .", "i could see any one of those titles being a bad snl / wkyk / dave chappelle skit .", "i 'd make snow - cones with it .", "i 'm just starting to learn chinese .", "i absolutely hate that i look young for my age .", "i 'm loving these master / pet fantasies !", "i have to eat leftover jam before the semester ends , but we ran out of crackers .", "i ca n't remember the last time i was genuinely angry .", "i will not be remembered for being awkward , one way or the other .", "i do n't know your situation , but you are seriously going about it the right way .", "i pulled one of those yesterday to study , so my stomachs killing me .", "i was such a rebel .", "i 'm quitting booze .", "i 'm embarrased to admit i have no idea how to get it .", "i just hope they do n't become the generic bad - ass types that plague the fps genre .", "i 'm so emotionally starved .", "i imagined you as the oprah of water .", "i assume the video has something to do with nigga 's .", "i was appalled .", "i feel like i 'm back in r / circlejerk ...", "i read this in zoiberg 's voice ." ]
[ "i guess i 'll be okay . hey reddit , . i ve been dealing with depression and suicidal thoughts / attempts for 7 years now . i 've always kept my thoughts and struggles in my head . today , i made an appointment with a doctor and i begin antidepressants tomorrow . things are looking up , i guess ." ]
[ "ProfessorBrainPenis" ]
good for you . do n't let your demons win .
speaks_in_video
[ "i can not remember ...", "i need this pic rn , who 's got the source ?", "i do not want to know", "i do n't have one lol .", "i did n't said what yo can not wack them", "i m a dranking mah beer buaaaaaaaaaaaaaah", "i did n't heard of it in years ...", "i live in kazahstan .", "i get that reference", "i have been waiting for this comment .", "i can store fart and let it at will for unlimited amount of time", "i though she would be on drugs or something , because blured text ans etc ...", "i wanted to say what he need to find some info on lurkmoar.com but who cares right", "i readed copypasta about loli gang kidnaping and raping 37 yo man .", "i read usmc as ymca , fuck me that song is too catchy", "i am blue da bu di da bu da", "i am a simplr man , i see numbers , i make link", "i think it 's more like tradition", "i am just a poor boy . i need no simpathy ...", "i love it dude , great work !", "i always go * aaaaaaahhh * and walls are clean", "i do not get it ?", "i am self aware .", "i know man , i know .", "i love it , take mah upvote", "i m blue da bu dee da bu daa", "i want to believe", "i bet someone already any%pie speedrun ...", "i simply do n't get it .", "i doubt , it would be uncomfortable to put these on then", "i feel you bro", "i probably will buy better laptop , but still thanks .", "i miss him so bad", "i meant the comments of yours , but okay .", "i know that feel", "i do n't get that reference", "i like it , thanks op", "i am afraid ... it 's been 7 years . * the man who sold the woooorld *", "i need some trusted sites but i do not know any ...", "i already hear that music , somebody pass a sauce", "i thing we need invest into a zucc and succ memes , new brand will blast !", "i do n't call it , only buisness .", "i know that feel", "i asked for sake of loli lovers", "i did n't understood a thing but thanks anyway", "i know right , the body is stupid", "i like the way how it slowly floats away to the floor", "i do not understand pls help", "i love me some wiz .", "i remembered those water bois from fallout new vegas", "i m okay thanks", "i heard some bizzare storries from that game , but idk how to play it", "i will take it . \"", "i do not understand this reference ?", "i thought everyone know that", "i have several questions .", "i see you , euro counties", "i think he means her look , not playeble charecter .", "i was thinking it will be a aaaaaaa from serius sam bomber", "i got zero two , yay !", "i do not get it ?", "i know that feel", "i would give it a shot", "i remember that !", "i bet this is florida , bizarre bullshit happens in florida all the time", "i did n't looked up subred name , damn , what a shame", "i found one with \" a single picture of a dolphin ?", "i bet it is fucken redesing or some shit as always .", "i need his adress .", "i read it smell happiness", "i have seen original image in r / anime_irl", "i remember when i got a 10 win streak ... good times", "i love me some blend s rule34 , thanks", "i love me some mashu art .", "i did n't use pornhub for a long time , seems it is now blocked in my country .", "i regret nothing .", "i glad what i helpd ya , dude , order some n'gets for my glory", "i think there is those 4 pixels of 096", "i feel carpenter brut vibes from this", "i m a firin mah lazah . * buoaaaaaaaaaaaaah *", "i want to belive", "i found you , brother !", "i have an australia birthmark on my penis", "i shitted my pants while going up the stairs to home", "i readed original story , nightmare fuel", "i not only can , i do .", "i knew there is nude version", "i think you just entered tcl in console", "i got ya fam ;)", "i wonder does people get ptsd after emu war , and like any pic of birds triggers them and etc", "i feel the lack of mountains or ruins on sides , but this is great on it 's own", "i forget it , sorry .", "i m too ugly for that .", "i know that feel dude , i know that feel .", "i think it would be something like gate , cuz it 's fantazy+future .", "i m too lazy to find info in google .", "i think we need r / hentaimemes", "i just spam at them or take cover+spam", "i counted since his rebirth", "i knew it will happen , i knew it from very start !" ]
[ "i ca n’t stand pink floyd or led zeppelin . i m forty six years old so i fell a little late but what really was so special about them ? i tried to like them . i really did . they are impossible for me to like . so many people make them out to be some huge huge deal and it just irritates me . the eagles , too . i honestly do n’t get it ." ]
[ "StickandAdot" ]
it is a matter of taste , so it is okay .
username0259
[ "i am thinking that this is where the real work begins .", "i ’d try it .", "i ’m soooo gon na download and share and cut off the attribution !", "i truly think their racist against me because i ’m a white female .", "i ’d try it .", "i rarely use this and usually do other things but need to do this .", "i do n’t know where to start .", "i do n’t know but it is a real thing .", "i ’m obsessing and could really use feedback .", "i see this when i click on your profile", "i do n’t want anyone to tell me it ’s ok to take benzos .", "i ’m not dense i know she ’s hotter than her dad !", "i want to do a 75/25 percent split .", "i have actually taken a pill here or there because of anxiety .", "i ’m slapping all of em", "i do n’t understand .", "i ’m looking for a place where they are more concentrated .", "i ’m 100 % sure it ’s neurotic .", "i ’m not dense i know she ’s hotter than her dad !", "i said , “ i ’m not on 90 , i ’m on 85 ” .", "i am more like a teenager than an adult .", "i see this when i click on your profile", "i just feel like it ’s the pot calling the kettle black here .", "i need help with figuring out how to be as exact as possible .", "i think you ’re just not supposed to look ?", "i just want a break from being so serious and uptight and inhibited .", "i want to take an antibiotic i have at home tonight .", "i think it ’s just this town .", "i really need to relax once in a while .", "i live in north carolina .", "i ’m really tired of being sober .", "i ’m so f*ing grateful that i have the methadone there until i can figure all of this out .", "i do n’t want to get depressed about it but damn it ’s a huge mountain to climb .", "i miss him !", "i know you guys have dealt with this or know someone who has .", "i just want to relax and get out of my own way for a minute .", "i think you ’re just not supposed to look ?", "i know this is confusing .", "i know people say who gives a shit how others treat you ?", "i find this to be complete bs .", "i do n’t know but it is a real thing .", "i understand they need to be strict because addicts .", "i was just going to say this !", "i ’m looking for a place where they are more concentrated .", "i ’ll never know until i try .", "i like it and wonder if my taste buds are wrong ?", "i made a post last week about how bitchy clinic nurses are .", "i am considering switching clinics .", "i ca n’t find anything on google .", "i know that many of you are able to get take - homes while failing for thc .", "i ’ve stopped myself before too i know how it feels .", "i ’m soooo gon na download and share and cut off the attribution !", "i mean , maybe i ’d be ok for a while , a long while even .", "i ’ve tried benadryl to no avail .", "i ’d still slap him", "i think i ’m going to talk to someone there about it .", "i guess i could start there and see .", "i guess i just had these women built up in my head to be authority figures .", "i really doubt they were just taking a pill to lessen their anxiety !", "i suspect this might be an issue driving up there taking certain routes .", "i was just going to say this !", "i mean , i ’ve attended 5 clinics and only one of them had nice nurses .", "i ’d still slap him", "i feel like you would not get any back .", "i ’m slapping all of em", "i just want to be prepared mentally that ’s all .", "i do n’t understand .", "i think it ’s just this town .", "i appreciate your reply .", "i appreciate your reply .", "i feel like you would not get any back .", "i honestly think they get something out of making me feel small .", "i was a pharmacy tech for 6 years .", "i guess maybe karma will catch up to them ?", "i find this to be complete bs .", "i ’ve stopped myself before too i know how it feels .", "i understand they need to be strict because addicts .", "i ’m just looking for a straightforward answer of facts .", "i just feel like it ’s the pot calling the kettle black here .", "i want to take a bottle of magnesium citrate .", "i often hear that deaths occur mixing benzos with methadone ." ]
[ "i ca n’t stand pink floyd or led zeppelin . i m forty six years old so i fell a little late but what really was so special about them ? i tried to like them . i really did . they are impossible for me to like . so many people make them out to be some huge huge deal and it just irritates me . the eagles , too . i honestly do n’t get it ." ]
[ "StickandAdot" ]
what bands / genres do you enjoy ?
satindido
[ "i do n’t know what you ’re supposed to be implying .", "i ’d want all of my money back so i can just go buy something else .", "i mean ... they're technically right about that second one .", "i was forced to new game + , as nothing else i tried worked .", "i just want the new updates already , damn it .", "i ’d have felt very bad for both child and it ’s mother .", "i 'm not sure .", "i 'll admit , i 'm confused by that answer .", "i mean ... with how galena 's dressed , it 's possible she 'd talk like that .", "i think the issue there is that canonically , those are permanent transformations .", "i had n't seen that .", "i guess that was enough of a difference for people to not get the reference .", "i know that , but did steve know that ?", "i ’m not really interested in watching a “ censored ” version of the plot .", "i assume their point is to not allow your expectations to get too high ?", "i ’ll fight anyone that says daiodoji is n’t best girl .", "i think op confused pedophile with child molester , but i see the point they were trying to make .", "i was just wondering if it was like andromeda , where you can fully customize both siblings .", "i never really got it .", "i ’m almost annoyed that this bait got genuine responses .", "i like it , but that opinion did nothing but get me downvoted for not hopping on the hatewagon .", "i love threads like this .", "i ’m trying to enjoy it .", "i know right ?", "i thought humans were the worst thing to happen to humans .", "i guess they give off a superspy vibe~", "i ’m gon na be super sad if there ’s no transformations for cacs .", "i mean ... in xenoverse it ’s the same thing .", "i do n’t think op knows what a mary sue is , and just does n’t like john wick .", "i do n't think so , unfortunately .", "i just need this guy to not explode gearbox until * after * bl3 comes out .", "i 'd love to see the nonsense that would occur if this was the standard .", "i disagree entirely , but that 's fine .", "i totally admit to being salty as hell about it~", "i do n’t know why .", "i said the same thing in a discussion irl .", "i might have done that if this sub had n’t spoiled it for me weeks ago .", "i believe you speak to microsoft support first , they should be able to assist you .", "i ’m confused , what ’s the point of this ?", "i ’ve always hated this type of advice .", "i too also hate it when people like things that i do n’t like .", "i just want it because it 'd be cool .", "i ’d burn all my money before i died rather than let the government steal it all .", "i ’ll assume it ’s a reference i ’m not getting .", "i ’m very confused as to the issue this is causing you .", "i said a difference between the people committing the act , not what happens afterwards .", "i feel you .", "i was just talking about that in the xv subreddit .", "i do n’t get the insult .", "i missed their comment entirely and just thought you were mad at op .", "i mean ... what other option do they have ?", "i thought cyberpunk had a custom protagonist .", "i feel like all the other negatives of being a felon are n’t magically going to go away .", "i get it .", "i 'm feelin ' pretty swell .", "i noticed that too .", "i was just curious .", "i would have loved that , but honestly i ’d love idris elba in anything .", "i do n’t like making up deeper meanings though .", "i 've become very aware of just how this fanbase operates .", "i ’m not seeing the connection .", "i remember hearing about this forever ago , and thinking it was fake .", "i just assumed that that was how everyone did things .", "i want it though .", "i ’m still upset that xeno2 only added full power broly .", "i wanna become one with the machines though .", "i 'm totally fine with either .", "i ’m sure plenty of people hate their parents .", "i keep seeing the words “ partial refund ” .", "i see no reason to ban cac 's just because folks're scared of 'em .", "i agree , it 's unfortunate , but at least the singleplayer should be fun .", "i ’m excited to nab up his moves .", "i ’d normally be annoyed by your nonsense comparison , but god damn do i love that movie .", "i have zero intention of looking at nsfw pictures of you .", "i ’m confused , how does this ruin someone ’s enjoyment of the sub ?", "i used to say it .", "i need to know that kiryu 's insane attacks actually did happen .", "i thought each new skin just added perks to choose from or something .", "i mean ... if someone kills themselves , they ca n't exactly be jailed for it .", "i ’d accept joey too , but those other two are higher up on my list .", "i want to try out the new story stuff that comes with this .", "i was going to reply , but it looks like others did it for me .", "i meant fan obsession with the bat .", "i was just mistaking her different style for “ better ” .", "i know , right ?", "i ’ll play honkai all day long and get all those anime girls .", "i do n’t really think dna tests are a thing anymore .", "i never played it myself , but i ’ve mainly heard good things about it .", "i was always partial to “ get fuzzy ” myself .", "i can if you make it blatantly obvious .", "i doubt that anyone getting this upset about this is over 18 .", "i do n’t remember infinity war having a scene like that , unless my memory is failing me .", "i ’m sure they ’ll come up with some nonsense reason to try and justify thievery .", "i mean ... i like dlc .", "i ’m an adult , not an immature child .", "i 've seen complaints based on very obvious flaws and such , but not much hate .", "i 'm legit curious about that statement there .", "i ’m curious .", "i ’m supposed to not buy a great series because some asshole might do something bad ?", "i addressed plenty , but since it was n't anything you agree with , you ignored it ." ]
[ "bullies never stop ! i am so sick of ppl . not all ppl . just jerks . i wish i could live in a world where everyone is just nice helpful and caring . instead of ppl who tear others down and belittle and treat others badly just to make themselves look better ! high school bullies grow up to be adult bullies . and the same kids in high school grow up to fit in the same categories as adults .", "that 's the world , bud . there are good people in the world , and there are bad . enjoy the good and ignore the bad . that 's all there is to it ." ]
[ "h8rsgunnahate", "throwaway873409" ]
that ’s not quite how life works though .
PersonMcHuman
[ "i hope things get better for you .", "i 'm 17 , and i might be able to offer some insight .", "i 'm sorry you 're going through so much pain now .", "i was just clarifying .", "i agree with u / macsta as what he says rings true .", "i just want to help where possible .", "i 'd assume the latter .", "i hope that you 're on a better path in life .", "i saw you post in the r / army subreddit , are you in the military , perchance ?", "i think he might be referring to hermaphrodites .", "i know it 's a financial strain , but it might be possible .", "i can understand that .", "i understand dude .", "i 'm glad that things are better for you now , though .", "i get that .", "i both respect and agree with what you say .", "i know that you did n't ask for advice , but this might help ." ]
[ "bullies never stop ! i am so sick of ppl . not all ppl . just jerks . i wish i could live in a world where everyone is just nice helpful and caring . instead of ppl who tear others down and belittle and treat others badly just to make themselves look better ! high school bullies grow up to be adult bullies . and the same kids in high school grow up to fit in the same categories as adults ." ]
[ "h8rsgunnahate" ]
that 's the world , bud . there are good people in the world , and there are bad . enjoy the good and ignore the bad . that 's all there is to it .
throwaway873409
[ "i 'm still very calm and collected ...", "i see they backed out of that statement quietly .", "i 'm sure they 're posting an anti male blog somewhere instead lol", "i 'd stop getting eye raped on public transport so often .", "i assume i won then ?" ]
[ "i have been keeping a $ 50 bill for a special occasion for 26 years . i got the $ 50 bill from my grandma when i was 3 . i 've kept it in the card , which is still in it 's original envelope . i promised myself i would only spend it on something i thought would be really special , like a once in a lifetime sorta thing ." ]
[ "tykelly123" ]
15 minutes with a sex worker ? : d thanks granny !
throw_away_venting
[ "i like the 2019 elantra sport , but 2018 model is a great car , too .", "i drove 5.5k km , the average fuel consumption is 10.1 l/100 km .", "i do n’t feel safe even looking at it on my screen .", "i always thought that this kind of service would cost around $ 40-$50 for all 4 tires .", "i had the same sound on my ‘ 10 odyssey .", "i think yo’ve done enough mods now", "i do n’t know what it is .", "i m not saying it is n’t in north america and that ’s exactly my point .", "i hope you had someone to inspect the car before buying it from the used car lot !", "i ’m glad you took care of those thongs - one should never trust car dealers .", "i ’m so drooling .", "i wish they offered fog lights instead of the two chrome lines though .", "i m tired of the mess on yonge street .", "i have rear drum brakes on my 13 civic .", "i hope the 2.4 gdi engines of 2019 hyundais do n’t have this issue .", "i ’ve seen this post last week .", "i test drove the car at the dealership today .", "i recommend keeping it stock", "i would do the same .", "i would choose ioniq over prius .", "i ’m not food", "i really appreciate it .", "i guess time will tell .", "i have a 2013 civic , not an si though .", "i do n’t feel safe even looking at it on my screen .", "i say , if its new then hyundai ; if used - toyota .", "i think it looks good", "i like these wheels , they have more rubber on them and look more off - road capable ." ]
[ "i have been keeping a $ 50 bill for a special occasion for 26 years . i got the $ 50 bill from my grandma when i was 3 . i 've kept it in the card , which is still in it 's original envelope . i promised myself i would only spend it on something i thought would be really special , like a once in a lifetime sorta thing ." ]
[ "tykelly123" ]
frame it and display it on a wall .
anthony_to_85
[ "i was once suspended for saying ' jesus christ ' .", "i 'm a mercy main , but i 've been playing ana for junkenstein .", "i 'm into pet play .", "i 'm legitimately confused as to what the fuck i 'm looking at .", "i am so fucking happy i 'm moving to vegas next week , holy shit .", "i 'm moving to las vegas and have n't seen it mentioned here yet which makes me super happy .", "i fucking knew it , that kinky bastard .", "i 'm in vegas .", "i keep count .", "i 'm not going to forgive her for it just because she 's a girl .", "i can help at least a little .", "i signed the separation papers today .", "i am so , so proud of you .", "i bet i really am a virgin .", "i need more mercyxreaper in my life .", "i uh .. think i 'll be borrowing this c :", "i am so , so proud of you .", "i ’m a bit late , but please comment or message me when your paypal is set up .", "i 'll check it out , thanks !", "i 'd propose to him on the spot .", "i am so fucking happy i 'm moving to vegas next week , holy shit .", "i did n't stop cutting at all .", "i married a man child .", "i definitely was n't about to tell her that one ..", "i love the bow in your hair !", "i 've had pugs for years , and i 've been called a lot of things .", "i would love to see it !", "i stole all the nail clippers when i left my ex husband .", "i uh .. think i 'll be borrowing this c :", "i did n't even fucking * say it * .", "i used to be an adventurer like you ...", "i just looked at the website and the entire front page is $ 150 .... ?", "i love the bow in your hair !", "i have never in my life been happier to read an update .", "i 've had pugs for years , and i 've been called a lot of things .", "i ’m a bit late , but please comment or message me when your paypal is set up .", "i 'm moving to las vegas and have n't seen it mentioned here yet which makes me super happy .", "i 'd propose to him on the spot .", "i could 've sworn you were both teenagers .", "i own one , and live with four more .", "i 'm interested !", "i refuse to believe you 're both in your 30s .", "i fucking knew it , that kinky bastard .", "i 'm into pet play .", "i married a man child .", "i own one , and live with four more .", "i stole all the nail clippers when i left my ex husband .", "i refuse to believe you 're both in your 30s .", "i was once suspended for saying ' jesus christ ' .", "i 've watched every family guy season 19 times .", "i have a couple screenshots of her saved .", "i 'm legitimately confused as to what the fuck i 'm looking at .", "i 'm more concerned as to what the fuck is on her lips .", "i 'll check it out , thanks !", "i demand an update on what weird ass name they decide on for it .", "i could 've sworn you were both teenagers .", "i used to be an adventurer like you ...", "i have a couple screenshots of her saved .", "i 'm in vegas .", "i can help at least a little .", "i demand an update on what weird ass name they decide on for it .", "i 'm interested !", "i did n't stop cutting at all .", "i have never in my life been happier to read an update .", "i signed the separation papers today .", "i need more mercyxreaper in my life .", "i would love to see it !", "i did n't even fucking * say it * .", "i 'm not going to forgive her for it just because she 's a girl .", "i think he already feels at home !", "i think he already feels at home !", "i had to double check the ages .", "i just bought abh dip brow a few weeks ago , and my eyebrows have never looked better .", "i 've watched every family guy season 19 times .", "i may or may not have made that joke to him a few times , lol", "i keep count .", "i just looked at the website and the entire front page is $ 150 .... ?", "i did n't stop cutting in high school .", "i bet i really am a virgin .", "i just bought abh dip brow a few weeks ago , and my eyebrows have never looked better .", "i have an acquaintance on facebook .", "i had to double check the ages .", "i did n't stop cutting in high school .", "i 'm a mercy main , but i 've been playing ana for junkenstein .", "i may or may not have made that joke to him a few times , lol", "i 'm more concerned as to what the fuck is on her lips .", "i definitely was n't about to tell her that one .." ]
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[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
it 's so , so much worse amongst the military wife community . there 's wraps , candles , jewelry , makeup , nail polish , pills , shakes , detoxes .. ugh .
undeadbeautyx
[ "i 'll be at both .", "i have extra cables for both .", "i know some of these words .", "i understand some of these words .", "i have n't seen that name mentioned in probably 10 years .", "i 'll have a miller high life .", "i 'm rather non confrontational , and i can always just rape them to assert dominance .", "i think hobbyist is applicable .", "i saw that and i 'm like \" oh my god i want it back . \"", "i did end up buying the house . then promptly burned it to the ground and rebuilt .", "i ca n't find any contact info for this magazine anywhere and the book was only published in july .", "i dunno , they just got another world series win .", "i was just about your age when he got popular ... 11 years ago .", "i made a big boy poop .", "i have never laughed that consistently at an rcr before .", "i love oddities like this , especially from my favorite tv show .", "i mean , his albums are already unlistenable anyway .", "i would 've beaten him up and taken the polaris hoodie .", "i have no steam , but a very happy reddit birthday to you sir .", "i need every last one of these printed and framed in my office .", "i do n't know anyone who says minn - ee - a - ture .", "i ... i kinda want this tattoo .", "i really want to bake myself stupid and watch that show now .", "i 've been there , and i will forever hate josh homme for taking brody dalle off the market .", "i love the black / white / maple look more than any other color combination .", "i 'd say hall of fame worthy .", "i almost had forgotten about that and then you bring it up ...", "i am extremely extremely happy to see the cars on that list .", "i 'm still expecting this to be a prank .", "i do n't get the hate for it .", "i really hope so .", "i 've seen it done , but it 's not all that popular .", "i 've only got two of them , but they 're just bizarre .", "i will become your best customer .", "i want in .", "i liked this idea , but i used a 45 adapter instead .", "i love my 701 mk .", "i was about to say , 12 towns is so good .", "i love you .", "i ca n't even imagine using 7s on a guitar with a vibrato .", "i am the walrus .", "i think i hate marten .", "i 'm a bad person for still liking this book , but the giver .", "i 'm a very happy camper .", "i mean , he really did love animals .", "i ai n't paying prime time prices .", "i had a forming 7 \" , original issue with the \" ear cancer \" label .", "i feel the exact opposite way .", "i definitely get the jan song stuck in my head at work from time to time .", "i never noticed this before .", "i thought super mario world came out in ' 91 .", "i was really happy with it .", "i 'd much rather just tear it all out and replace it with astroturf .", "i 've got one of those actually installed in my car , for similar reasons as above .", "i eagerly await the return of light woods and brass to the kitchen .", "i know i overpaid , but it was for a good cause .", "i 'm jealous for no good goddamn reason .", "i figure you 'd be breaking strings all over the place .", "i just wanted to let the community know that .", "i came for the mra hate brigade , stayed because i forgot how to unsubscribe .", "i like corner , they have awesome cider .", "i do n't know whether to be ashamed or to wear that thing with pride .", "i 'll distract them with a fretless mwaaaah and run away !", "i shake my head every time .", "i say it out loud every time i see that record .", "i really could not follow that article at all .", "i ’ve still got mine after 10 years now , never red ringed either .", "i think i might need a few minutes .", "i 've never seen a jazzmaster with an 8 digit serial number !", "i had a feeling it was gon na be either those two or mccarty wailing on lemiux .", "i love mine .", "i would be skinned alive .", "i offered to trade for my xbox 360 .", "i could kiss hitler and our moustaches would n't touch .", "i 've already started down that path myself .", "i ca n't decide if i should be offended or if it 's just business as usual .", "i 'd like to imagine there 's a suction cup under there .", "i just think i have a problem with roger waters , to be totally honest .", "i got banned from 4chan for posting ascii horse cock .", "i 'm michigan based , but i 'm not sure i follow what they / you're looking for .", "i ca n't eat a hot n ready without butter parm all over it anymore .", "i feel no need to go lossless .", "i 'm playing the shit out of it .", "i just sent them an email .", "i wish i had seen this episode first .", "i 'm sorry .", "i spent the summer after 6th grade learning the ins and outs of nt 4 with my uncle .", "i uninstalled bitesms , and it 's working fine now .", "i keep trying to find one of these damn things and it is infuriatingly difficult .", "i 've used mine quite a bit over the past year and have n't had any issues .", "i have never , ever had a cough syrup that even remotely tasted like artificial grape flavoring .", "i think he means the talking heads .", "i 'd like to imagine he 's down there smiling up at us .", "i live in a condo - style co - op and have to maintain my own lawn .", "i just bought a discwasher brush this weekend .", "i will dook with you , in solidarity .", "i love canada !", "i want that sg .", "i ran chansey , alakazam , and movie promo mewtwo .", "i could 've won the grand prize ." ]
[ "to my co - workers selling it works ! wraps .", "i feel like the name would only make consumers doubt the efficacy of the product ..." ]
[ "holdmybroccoli", "reallytrulyboring" ]
also makes it more difficult to google research about them , which , credit where credit is due , is pretty clever .
dmcnelly
[ "i sure do love choking down a nice frothy cup of kratom n ' lukewarm water .", "i think both are pretty common side effects .", "i just picked it up again .", "i do n't think he meant to be offensive , but the comment was pretty insensitive .", "i posted a review , if you have n't seen it .", "i feel like the name would only make consumers doubt the efficacy of the product ...", "i love opening a bag of kratom and smelling it .", "i saw another review that said otherwise , although i thought the packaging was more than sufficient .", "i had a great experience with aa .", "i have nothing to add , but i completely resonate with what you 're saying .", "i heard you were also the alpha and the omega .", "i have to remain mostly stationary or else i feel a bit nauseous .", "i feel like i 'm missing out here .", "i 've never heard of a diclazolam and i 'm fairly well versed with benzos , rc and otherwise .", "i can personally vouch for flux .", "i made a purchase on friday morning , and i believe it shipped out friday since it arrived today .", "i 've ordered before and will definitely order again .", "i get anxiety attacks in the shower , and putting on podcasts helps ." ]
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[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
i feel like the name would only make consumers doubt the efficacy of the product ...
reallytrulyboring
[ "i have a copy of the dutch registry with her parents data on it .", "i really hope the touch screen experience is improved .", "i 'll probably have to ration them lol .", "i prefer them out of briefs but in them is my second favourite .", "i think the * ducks * are actually * merlettes * .", "i ca n't really handle subtle flirting as i never ever pick up on it .", "i 've been using res for a short while and think it 's the bee 's knees .", "i just looked i have starquest as well .", "i used alum a lot when i was wet shaving .", "i think it is 230 mm .", "i 'll start doing this as soon as i get the birth - certificates .", "i am using gsconnect .", "i have found the uid of all users and admin , but that uid is missing from the users .", "i 'll be there with my ;)", "i 've earned my grey hairs .", "i do n't know it just struck me as odd .", "i 'll have pink , blue purple - ish and perhaps green .", "i would have no problem as long as there is a yearly inflation correction .", "i am having trouble deciphering the first name though .", "i think that would be the third person kneeling next to it .", "i find that one of the nicer features of this diet .", "i 'll contact cross and see if they are willing to repair it .", "i think the women on lbgw will appreciate if you post there too .", "i 'd say ' i 'm gay ' .", "i understand the confusion .", "i stand corrected .", "i 'm on prednisone permanently .", "i am using gsconnect .", "i assume it is to do with camaro rock and the pit references the pit .", "i 'm 41 and over the gay hill .", "i just realised i am actually really gay .", "i have one as well although it is in dutch .", "i 'll start doing this as soon as i get the birth - certificates .", "i still get to see only 1 setting .", "i think you 're right it is lang .", "i dislike the old design and i dislike this .", "i just bought this game .", "i still get to see only 1 setting .", "i am close to that point as well .", "i 'm guessing they got cesar milan with a rolled up newspaper .", "i installed the terminal version and just added it to start up .", "i can mount the drives and access volume1 , but anything beyond that i get a permission denied .", "i filled it in in cm .", "i need to get into that bloody suit somehow .", "i think you can , but am not completely sure .", "i have that as well .", "i had the same problems .", "i did not expect that to be under those loose clothes .", "i 'll have a look if i can do the same .", "i love your work , but how did you develop your cartooning style ?", "i then always nuke a glass of milk for a minute .", "i have a boxeebox running xbmc 13.1 that uses nfs as access and that has no problems at all .", "i have a knitting machine as well , but have no idea where to start .", "i think safe space = = highly controlled prison .", "i just re - subscribed with yesterday .", "i 've deleted windows .", "i 'd already put the name of the medicine in another reply , but it 's metoclopramide .", "i 've recently bought an anycubic kossel linear plus but was n't really getting any good prints .", "i thought us dollars were made of 100 % cotton fibre .", "i am close to that point as well .", "i never knew that and i am dutch .", "i am wondering if the results can be used in making 3dprinting objects .", "i 'd devour that quite happily .", "i think they 'll like it there too .", "i 'm guessing they got cesar milan with a rolled up newspaper .", "i hate linen for that reason .", "i understand , but you asked for an explanation so i thought i 'd provide on .", "i mixed the two up .", "i and others i know use both systems verbally , but mostly the 24h system .", "i 'll amend .", "i 'm on 7.5 mg of pred daily .", "i think a phwoar !", "i am having trouble deciphering the first name though .", "i understand the confusion .", "i do n't know it just struck me as odd .", "i want to keep the user directories on the nas .", "i assume it is to do with camaro rock and the pit references the pit .", "i always wondered if that still is the case when they become ' expendable ' , i.e.", "i did not expect that to be under those loose clothes .", "i feel miserable when not on keto .", "i think safe space = = highly controlled prison .", "i think you can , but am not completely sure .", "i hate linen for that reason .", "i 've earned my grey hairs .", "i used the parker vector red and blue throughout high school too .", "i also love seeing my partners go grey .", "i ca n't keep it open for long as my cpu keeps scaling down because it overheats .", "i take it , it is us only .", "i now feel old .", "i can access the ds with afp and smb but they are incredibly slow .", "i 've deleted windows .", "i 'd already put the name of the medicine in another reply , but it 's metoclopramide .", "i agree with ad5555 and it looks like f and u.", "i 'll probably have to ration them lol .", "i am impressed , that is an amazing arse .", "i had the same problem on inspiron 7773", "i think you should show us both sides :) . but you 're hot .", "i would love to play the lara croft one !", "i have tried 1 . a few times but it does n't work .", "i installed the terminal version and just added it to start up ." ]
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[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
i do n't know why but i imagined wraps as in sandwiches not cling film .
breisleach
[ "i have been favoring wild turkey 101 lately .", "i 've also got tim 's jalapeno chips here .", "i would have left it as well .", "i enjoy greg universe 's excitement about audio in .", "i threw it at the wall when i got pissed off about something .", "i was just sent a rejection letter for a studio apartment i applied for .", "i 'd fix the mouse , but i have no idea where a large majority of it is .", "i 've recently been trying to draw in ink without doing outlines .", "i just discovered that he will be touring in my area in a few months from now too .", "i have had a few , so sorry about any inconsistencies in my typing or whatnot .", "i need to get out of my sales job ...", "i miss my grandparents .", "i am the lizard queen !", "i 'm sure i 'll get over it sometime .", "i installed a dishwasher and a brand new toilet seat a few months ago .", "i saw an episode of eek the cat the other day .", "i 've never heard of bongos before , but holy shit those sandwiches look amazing .", "i have to share .", "i 'll take 1,000 day gouda with the little protein crystals .", "i look forward to seeing the next vegetable / fruit dog", "i do n't want to live in a society where the pre - meal bread is n't free .", "i 'm about to go have a few shots of whisky here in a bit .", "i was just doing butt stuff !", "i really enjoyed triangle .", "i downvoted it because of the question mark ?", "i 've been there before buddy , just keep it up !", "i dream of jeannie is better anyways .", "i just wanted to have a nice experience while i 'm still in my early 30s .", "i see someone is ashamed of their own smell .", "i used to drink .", "i forgot the name .", "i keep it on silent as well .", "i 'd probably bust up laughing if i heard that , haha", "i 'm not talking about just going weeks without a shower for christs sake .", "i have longer hair now so sometimes i put it in pigtails .", "i get micromanaged by my own coworker despite me being here longer .", "i wrap my face up with a blanket or scarf for comfort", "i tried using the \" panic \" wave , but i do n't think that communicated properly .", "i always found her forehead attractive for some reason .", "i was under the impression that most places were looking for 3x the rent .", "i 'm at a german bar right now , they have some really good pretzels here for happy hour .", "i have a new eatery to try !", "i need one more unfinished project just to keep the shakes down .", "i 'm getting drunk right now .", "i grew up with cats most of my life .", "i found the kitty cute but fuck this dude .", "i want to see drawingsssss !", "i wondered why the alien had a \" beard \" .", "i 'm really hating using my touchpad right now on my laptop .", "i love fruit , good choice !", "i got rutabaga rabbitowitz .", "i drink irish coffee to keep myself alert and on the edge .", "i 'm only on the second episode so far , but yeah , this show has an amazing soundtrack .", "i just tried this , they taste great and leave rich flavor in your mouth afterward .", "i am not really a dog person .", "i actually thought that was seth rogan for a moment", "i have to help him .", "i love anneke van giersbergen 's voice and the record is produced really well .", "i miss having a kitty ...", "i worked all day , now i am drinking and watching some moral orel .", "i wish there were more bars that served worldly foods .", "i think it was penguin dreams and stranger things .", "i have big plans to make this business smoother .", "i 've actually never heard of that name before .", "i love playing this on the guitar", "i 'm at a concert and the people around me smell like strawberries and clean laundry .", "i still do n't know my career path .", "i am uninviting this guy to any future potlucks .", "i knew that they were going to be here at some hour tonight .", "i 'm 32 years old .", "i just texted my ex and its just going downnill from her.e . scotch scotch i loe scoch .", "i 'm sitting on my porch just taking in the sounds of the rain splattering on everything .", "i love the music in it too !", "i 'm sure there are other people who enjoy a fine fucking drink as the next person .", "i have much respect for her .", "i just spilled coffee on a shirt i bought yesterday", "i will be a hammock burrito is no time !", "i 'll curse that name ' til the day i die !", "i laugh every time this happens", "i should go get checked for prostate cancer .", "i 'd bring some whisky but i 'd probably be late for the party .", "i work a sales job , sort of manger / web / shipping / rma department sort of job .", "i was n't even touching my weiner yet !", "i agree , there should be descriptions unless it 's really obvious .", "i completely forgot that was airing today , thanks !", "i kept collecting multiples of same weapon before i realized i could n't do that .", "i work a hard honest job and i 'm barely scratching over 26k .", "i 'm feeling pretty numb from all this beer .", "i live for depressing animated shows .", "i begged you !", "i enjoy watching animated shows more than other programming .", "i 'm sorry friend .", "i 've never heard of flatstick pub before now , it looks pretty entertaining .", "i think it would be really tastey to have a reheated crunchy pizza without having to use the oven .", "i try my best dispite being one person .", "i am worried that i will not find someone else .", "i 'd rather smell your bo .", "i only recently realized that princess caroline 's hold music was from the play cats", "i was drunk on bourbon for almost an entire year a while back .", "i did not ... what sort of sounds was there ?" ]
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[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
this made me laugh and i needed that , so thank you .
Midnightwhisky
[ "i love his little white socks .", "i 'd guess that it 's the particular breed of tomato .", "i do n't mind entering the data myself .", "i would n't laugh in his face , i 'd ask \" what do you mean ? \"", "i get they system they give me .", "i wonder how many of those murders are committed in response to threatened or repeated sublethal violence .", "i thought you were supposed to use sulfur ?", "i know that piece !", "i would always be calling her fluffaella .", "i love her little smile .", "i 'd say \" stay tuned \" but i would n't be able to tell you why .", "i bring my mending / hemming / buttons , etc .", "i was joking .", "i do n't understand it .", "i do if they 're carrying stuff .", "i love megamouth sharks !", "i always wonder how droseras manage not to get dusty !", "i 'm off gold at the moment or i 'd give you some .", "i think they called their best friends on the phone .", "i hate him too .", "i bet started it .", "i think this is a great idea !", "i like the symbolism of the average donation being $ 27 .", "i wonder what would happen if you put a drop of tea tree oil in it .", "i have no medical training whatsoever .", "i think you have a cold .", "i just turn on the tap and drink up .", "i use peas , not pee , for that .", "i have n't seen a cray mainframe in a long time .", "i hope you get caught and lose your job .", "i think the vet is your best bet .", "i love this photograph !", "i do n't think they 're pronounced differently .", "i think you 'll like this link :", "i promise you are n't at fault here .", "i do n't generally think of donkeys as cuddly , but that is one cuddly donkey .", "i just used the spray because it sticks to a vertical surface better than loose catnip .", "i 've met patrick .", "i think the prices vary by location .", "i wonder if he might appreciate a few sardines .", "i 've never lived anyplace like that , but i suppose some people do .", "i do n't see any stones , but maybe some pus .", "i ca n't seem to find anything specifically geared to homeless lgbt folks other than homeless lgbt youth .", "i do n't think this is the right reddit .", "i think that will be great !", "i 'm guessing some kind of poppy .", "i suppose you could rig up motion sensors to a recording of a big dog barking .", "i ca n't use a plastic bottle because it ends up tasting weird .", "i feel a strange urge to photograph my cat holding a bottle of mustard ...", "i like etfs .", "i 've never been ordinary hormonally , and i think i just ran out .", "i like seeing hearing them fly , but i 'm scared of them and they make an awful mess .", "i love henry .", "i 've had this happen with sinus infections too .", "i love success stories .", "i honor you in all who have come before , and all who are yet to come .", "i sneeze a lot , and i no longer have irritation and zits all over my face .", "i think your cat is part fish .", "i just thought that sounded like a good name for a comic book hero .", "i 'm having a hard time finding anything at all with that heading .", "i 'm surprised it did n't make them fall apart .", "i 'm a much better singer !", "i want to rub her ears !", "i hope you pamper that happy camper who scampered into your hamper .", "i smell terrible ! \"", "i think /r / isthissafetoeat would be the busiest forum .", "i have a favorable opinion of these opiliones .", "i do n't know what it is , but you 're being mean to it . \"", "i 'm sure they are .", "i 'd be happy for you , but try to remind you that not everyone shares your advantages .", "i 've never seen another so big .", "i love you .", "i liked it .", "i definitely think a j name - jethro , jeremiah , or jonesy .", "i remember that from thanksgiving when i was a kid !", "i think swiss ' hole - ridden response was a joke .", "i guess they 're working at cross purposes .", "i love the way they just pop up into the air .", "i love these !", "i 'll have to try it .", "i did n't know that !", "i 'll second the recommendation of aven .", "i 'd rather lose a bat to an argiope than a whole bunch of them to wns .", "i understand quite a bit of marketing is done in italy as well .", "i 'll follow her wherever she goes , even if i never reach her .", "i need to hear a recording of this .", "i 'm saving my money to pay for your medical care when you get cancer . \"", "i 'd put it on my wall .", "i 've told you a million times not to exaggerate .", "i 'm kind of hoping the whole thing is a joke that got lost in the translation .", "i like to drink broth made from bouillon or miso .", "i can keep a positive attitude , but it 's a conscious effort .", "i 'll take that one , and that one , and ...", "i think everybody should be able to go to the doctor and to go to college .", "i 'm fat and my knees are still hard and bumpy .", "i use bluehost .", "i second this .", "i 'm asexual , but i like fire and beer and photography , and i love this picture !", "i once saw it rip the whole front porch off of a house .", "i can haz kitties !" ]
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[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
hey , you got quackery in my pyramid scheme ! hey , you got a pyramid scheme in my quackery ! works every time ...
redcolumbine
[ "i hope she learns the truth one day , because that 's not fair ...", "i could feel everything .", "i know that , even with a full bladder , i 'm faster than my husband , wiping included .", "i do n't have any help .", "i 'll also check out the videos , thank you !", "i absolutely love it !", "i ca n't keep up on the housework , and i have little to no help most days .", "i 'm fasting today ...", "i ca n't take it anymore", "i 'm extremely jumpy , so i get it .", "i 've been dealing with intense anxiety since my son was born , almost 10 months ago .", "i 'm stressed ?", "i get so much more milk with it ! !", "i 'm a mom , i can confirm that i 'm the most scariest .", "i was kind of thinking the same thing .", "i 've told her to stop , and she keeps \" forgetting \" .", "i also have a really intense thinking face , which does n't go well in customer service ...", "i tried to go through the sub , but i missed these .", "i need to find some .", "i 'm just sitting here drinking spicy v8 while eating rice pudding .", "i dunno ... we 're going to need a heart - to - heart .", "i worked for 11 hours yesterday , all to get home and put bubs to bed immediately .", "i used to have one of those !", "i watched a documentary where elephants were having a \" funeral \" for one of their herd .", "i hear ya !", "i work in a hospital , so we do n't mess around .", "i learned very quickly how many people i do n't like ...", "i guess i 'll just take this big ol' penis and swing it away somewhere else .", "i want to work from home", "i feel so much better now ... i think i can make it .", "i did n't ever know why .", "i 'm crying at work ! !", "i 'm glad i went back and kept reading !", "i made a simple request to only have my husband there and for her to care for my toddler .", "i can eat meat at restaurants , but not at home , even if my husband makes it !", "i hear it 's awesome .", "i thought it was some sanctimommy slang ... i just rolled with it !", "i did n't see that .", "i 'm not homo and i do n't want to catch it .", "i was about to call bullshit on the coffee , then i saw the end .", "i guess i 'm open to advice if anyone has it , or even just commiseration .", "i know , i know ... i just ... got all riled up ...", "i found his plans to take over the planet .", "i 've also tried different chicken recipes from pinterest , and have the same issue .", "i guess i 'll just take this big ol' penis and swing it away somewhere else .", "i accidentally farted on my way out the door ! ! \"", "i 'm about to have a nervous breakdown , and i feel like no one cares .", "i 'm 21 weeks , and i feel like absolute shit .", "i just buy a bunch of useless junk for me ...", "i do love my job , but it 's getting insufferable .", "i had n't thought of that .", "i had a miscarriage a few years ago , but i ca n't begin to imagine losing a child .", "i never thought i 'd be so excited over another human shitting ! !", "i 'm really not that political , but the problem is that she expects me to be .", "i 'm due in march , as well !", "i might indulge tonight ...", "i consider it revenge for my uncontrollable gas when i was pregnant .", "i did n't nest with my son until after he was born .", "i really needed that reminder this morning , because everything i do , i do for my wonderful kids .", "i think it 's perfectly appropriate .", "i 'm on the home stretch ! !", "i hope you 're not thinking the cringe was on you in this , because it absolutely was n't !", "i ca n't keep up on housework and chores .", "i would definitely * not * be ok with that one !", "i do n't want to live in a world where this is real .", "i 'm just passing on second hand advice !", "i have friends at oregon state , but i have n't heard anything .", "i think i got a baby upgrade ! !", "i 've been on light anti depressants for a short time , but nothing like this .", "i ca n't even imagine how much you 're hurting .", "i know this topic gets posted a lot , but i need help .", "i know what i need to do , i just have zero motivation to actually do it .", "i 've been watching the great british baking show , and can confirm that this is underbaked .", "i 'm so sorry ... you do n't want to work with those dicks , anyway .", "i 'm cleaning today , so it 's a screen time binge day .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i 'm literally lamenting the loss of pickles that was completely self - inflicted .", "i 'm thinking christmas pillows !", "i smell it when i look at this photo .", "i guess the dishes will get done later .", "i mean , the dogs are great , but holy shit ... that bed looks comfy as hell ! !", "i do n't need \" my fitness pal \" , i need \" my fitness bully \" .", "i do n't love it by itself , so i add a squeeze of lime into the grapefruit flavor .", "i 'm sorry for the tmi , but i 'm desperate !", "i re read what you typed ... i just ca n't read , apparently .", "i 'm nursing my son and cracking up as i type this .", "i hate when parents use their kids as leverage .", "i 'm new to keto , and i need some real help .", "i 'm in the \" incubator \" phase at 35 weeks .", "i just watched that episode !", "i look across the playground and see the women sitting at a picnic table looking right at me .", "i got him so overtired that he had an epic meltdown .", "i joined to get inspiration , not get spammed .", "i was crying for two reasons .", "i feel like that with my own child sometimes .", "i do n't know where it 's going !", "i 'll have to do that , because until this thread i thought i was doing something wrong !", "i hope she can !", "i 'll have to try that one on purpose .", "i mean , what 's a punch bowl without the cups ... but whatever ." ]
[ "to my co - workers selling it works ! wraps ." ]
[ "holdmybroccoli" ]
my co worker sells those , plus all the stupid supplements that go with them . she 's lost 160 lbs so far ... because she had gastric bypass a year ago .
jhonotan1
[ "i still love her , and i know she does n't love me .", "i m even more pumped than i was before", "i 'm fucking terrified of needles", "i 'd like a martini , shaken , not stirred ...", "i began to hate going to school to this day , and it really sucks .", "i hope that fucked up individual is in prison for the rest of his life .", "i 'm 14 years old , and a freshman in high school .", "i 'm watching this right now", "i mean in the show", "i was gon na ask , but nah , nah it 's cooh", "i know i m probably too young to be into this stuff , but hear me out .", "i do n't know why , but everytime i get a shot , i fucking freak out .", "i do n't care if anyone really reads this , i m just so fuckin pumped", "i do n't know boys ." ]
[ "no one takes me seriously because i start crying when i 'm angry and do n't have a deep voice . it 's truly suffering to be a male unable to assert himself in pretty much any situation . there were times in grade school when i emerged from a fight the victor yet had tears streaming down my face . i ca n't seem to tell anyone to back off because they just repeat me using a nasally voice ." ]
[ "rocketbears" ]
dude , i absolutely know how that feels
RagingTowel
[ "i 'm actually pissing myself over here yo", "i wish i could look like that in half a year 's time", "i might add some .", "i did n't put any effort into this at all .", "i do n't see the shitty hdr ?", "i do n't think i 've lost a match as him .", "i actually love terrorblade .", "i knew someone would comment this !", "i do n't know why , but this video is so fucking good .", "i never said the loose cannon is op .", "i really feel sorry for you .", "i do n't really have anything else to say .", "i 'm talking about grenades / stickies", "i do n't give a phuck", "i 'm looking forward to this movie : d", "i do n't think you realize how creepy that sounds : i", "i 'm 1.9k , but i 'm really 4k kappa", "i would have gone ballistic .", "i think she 'll also feel the same way and you should talk to her about it .", "i do n't see the cringe ?", "i 'm pretty sure that 's bart", "i do n't know where you come up with half the stuff you say .", "i do n't see how beatboxing would make your cheeks bigger .", "i 'm a heavy main with more than 300 hours on heavy .", "i 'm sorry , but why are his legs so big ?", "i know , i know .", "i call my ex - wife an ankle because she 's 3 feet lower than a cunt .", "i 'm on fire yo", "i think it 's just a bug .", "i just did this with the help of my sister and dad who snuck in the shavers .", "i did n't see any ...", "i was listening to knife party - centipede when i read this .", "i got out after 1 pleasant game .", "i was thinking that we should keep the stats , but add a faster walk speed while revved up .", "i 'm sure .", "i agree , except pyro does n't need to be nerfed at all", "i hope she heals well , not just physically .", "i hope they keep it as a feature !", "i 'm going to fucking die laughing at this", "i swear to god , if they have nerfed him again", "i suggest oral sex .", "i 'm from australia so hopefully latency is n't a problem", "i agreed until i started to read below the links .", "i seriously ca n't stress this enough .", "i see you tryhard as demo in every pub i 'm in", "i think it was quite a funny story : i", "i 've been laughing at this for the last 5 minutes", "i thought so , but oh well .", "i am a noob", "i think it looks cool : ' c", "i 'm listening to everyone 's opinions .", "i may not be the strongest ...", "i really want to see this now", "i think i might get it :", "i remember checking the facebook page when i saw it .", "i tried firefall , but running for , at times , 10 + minutes is not my thing .", "i 'm sorry , medics .", "i 'm a heavy main , come shove a medigun up my arse : .", "i have never fallen for a spy 's death .", "i 've always wanted to put this \" devil \" to the test .", "i 'd like to remove some of the current ones and add some green ones .", "i 'm a boy .", "i 'll check it out", "i 'd love to see it", "i would n't be surprised if he was related to the sasquatch .", "i never said that .", "i 'll upload a tutorial tomorrow .", "i love being a max th6 with lots of loot ...", "i need one of these in my room .", "i like reviews like these .", "i do n't think it even needs to be reworked : i", "i really would n't like to see that thing w+m1'ing me", "i 'll have a mansion in no time", "i 'm not impressed .", "i like them , i ca n't do them for shit tho", "i 'm looking for better performance at higher settings .", "i will b gud mod . skills : . blazinh", "i laugh everytime i see one of those posters", "i ca n't even tell there 's tf2 music in there", "i always just assumed it was meant to look like that .- .", "i do n't understand .", "i would n't want to punch that , i 'd probably get cursed", "i actually laughed my ass off at this", "i just clicked on \" context \" and replied .", "i said i do n't know :p", "i did n't even know this and i 've got 1,980 hours in the game : i", "i was trying to look for this too !", "i think you master prestiged .", "i 'm laughing so hard at this , jesus christ lmfao", "i can feel the calcium", "i ate the spiders that hung around the toilet ...", "i did n't think of that .", "i immediately regret my decision , and now i feel terrible ...", "i had it happen to me a few days ago from a drow ranger .", "i always seem to miss these freakin ' events .", "i ca n't send you a trade offer d :", "i half expected him to pick up the kanga and slam him into the ground .", "i am enlightened by my own intelligence", "i do n't understand why people copy beats and think others will find it impressive .", "i 've got the other two , but the kick roll is definitely something i need !" ]
[ "no one takes me seriously because i start crying when i 'm angry and do n't have a deep voice . it 's truly suffering to be a male unable to assert himself in pretty much any situation . there were times in grade school when i emerged from a fight the victor yet had tears streaming down my face . i ca n't seem to tell anyone to back off because they just repeat me using a nasally voice ." ]
[ "rocketbears" ]
fuck what they say . you sound like a badass !
LemonSliceBBX
[ "i want it to be good .", "i normally just miltiparent all props for the model to the baseprop", "i should note that i have an ssd card already from an old rig .", "i 'd like to see the math for that .", "i am genuinely curious .", "i implore you to go and read up about .", "i 'm doing under 20 grams , it is possible !", "i should have known that !", "i promise it wo n't dissapoint ,", "i was renting a place in clifton for £ 45/ week .", "i 'll bear the galvanizing factor in mind as well .", "i do n't think any country has physical law for women to have bikini bodies though", "i have trapped wind right now , seems appropriate for death .", "i can not stop laughing at this", "i love it !", "i did like the smart piston design though", "i 'd have to agree with you there , the man should n't have apologised", "i love the wood effects !", "i heard a helicopter hit the side of the building , what the hell !", "i think its worth a go at least ...", "i 'm new to this , so apologies for any dumb sounding questions .", "i hope that guy knows what he is doing , setting the carpet on fire would not be fun .", "i stand corrected , thank you for explaining it , til .", "i 'm surprised it did n't just bog down", "i can agree with that .", "i hate to laugh at your misfortune , but the analogy of your depraved nutsack is amazing .", "i might try and convince her to make another character .", "i 'm loving the plants !", "i skipped the news article , and read the actual paper .", "i do n't understand why any american would need the name changed .", "i love the weathered wood effects .", "i should note that i have an ssd card already from an old rig .", "i just loved krist novoselic thrashing around throwing his bass around at obscure angles", "i do n't know about veganism ... they always seems anaemic and skinny", "i see now , looking good !", "i also just started , day 2 .", "i can sense the schools throwing health and safety fits over the poly cement used for the models .", "i do n't mean this to sound condescending", "i love the back rock - face and riverbed especially .", "i was looking at the as a more silent alternative in terms of the fan .", "i had no issues over the last 2 betas , spent hours of playing with higher graphic settings .", "i wish my mum had given me this advice a few years back ..", "i assume you have a decent job , but have kids ?", "i 've been really fucking depressed tonight , and this made me laugh like a little bitch .", "i like big labia , unless the clitoris looks like a pterodactyl 's head ?", "i was looking at the as a more silent alternative in terms of the fan .", "i should clarify , i had eased back into watching porn , and things escalated over time .", "i would be terrified to do this because : sleep farts", "i fart in your general direction , your mother was a hamster , and you father smelt of elderberries !", "i feel foggy headed though .", "i know that i can go longer next time though !", "i 've never thought of it in that way .", "i 'm looking it reviews of that monitor now , thanks for the advice .", "i know how debilitating it can be , yet also know those who have pushed through it .", "i agree , this guy has really helped on my perspective today kudos to him !", "i love how sinister the whole process seems .", "i just do n't get it .", "i should mention i use the european servers , it may be less of an issue on us servers .", "i 'm not ricklawler .", "i hope this does n't trigger another volcano that pukes ash all over northwest europe again", "i love electron microscope pics", "i literally can not watch that video again , it haunted me for days .", "i need your advice on a £ 1300 quiet gaming machine .", "i imagine they do n't come with a manual .", "i wish i could go outside and see stars , but the uk has been horrifically cloudy constantly .", "i count it as around 1 second flight time .", "i have a couple of models with friulmodel tracks , they are amazing !", "i actually think i would like your job ... assuming you do maintenance on aircrafts ?", "i 've always wandered whether it would be an advantage ...", "i see a lot of good work has gone into this , but what am i looking at ?", "i assume it is to keep the plane light but strong , for rc flying ?", "i swear this update has fucked things up .", "i would n't know what to suggest , but i feel your pain .", "i 'm new to this , so apologies for any dumb sounding questions .", "i thought he was switching between tabs of porn videos" ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch .", "what was it ? what did you have for lunch ? how did he die ?", "salmon in wine sauce with brown rice . got crushed by a car . he was a good man ." ]
[ "Moooooooose", "bigexplosion", "Moooooooose" ]
poor guy , it is what he would have wanted .
ThomasTankEngine
[ "i wonder what they would have done if it was nt a police charity .", "i am stealing this idea .", "i have been to the grilled cheese co in maryland it was great , would go again .", "i ve seen them for 20 .", "i ve done it a lot both ways and would be happy to help .", "i got out and missed the earthquake , i m bummed .", "i do n't understand the bottom .", "i m sure he washed it .", "i used to be a bouncer and thanked every organ donor i met , checking ids is fun", "i want to become nick cannon .", "i do n't understand the bottom .", "i have encountered ones that are 6 minutes a nickel and 30 seconds a quarter .", "i was prom king and homecoming king .", "i still dream of moving there .", "i want to see the video .", "i m voting for bigger pizzas !", "i m sold !", "i wish i could check that off my list .", "i always sneeze twice .", "i admit i could use some ventilation when i sleep in the back , but still , why ?", "i read that part yesterday , definitely think you 're right .", "i m pretty sure you use them to turn on your cellphone and the plane crashes", "i call it the sucker tax .", "i thought this list was going to be inspired by locke , i really enjoyed it .", "i m not suprised , its not an easy story to tell , even in 6 hours .", "i was talking about dumpster baby .", "i just say that i want guns and abortions .", "i was wondering why this guy only had clothes that match his apartment .", "i hope he does , he needs to learn to be a grown up .", "i am sure i could drive right by this without noticing .", "i get a type of canned food with plants in it , my cats go fucking nuts for it .", "i think that lady had more right to be offended than you do .", "i do nt think that you learned this yesterday .", "i am selling it .", "i have , its one of my more notable accomplishments", "i m pretty sure this one is the creepiest , she sees him .", "i really appreciate that you took the time to skip the first 11 seconds .", "i thought , [ they were aliens .", "i think i 'm just making fun of how much i like it .", "i 'm sure he has better healthcare than i do as well .", "i say , \" ooh really , i might head over there myself then \"", "i saw drag me to hell like that .", "i broke my windshield after my sister touched it", "i 'm assuming she could n't cross it , there 's a lot of fences .", "i ca nt shake my imagination of david spade jerking off in the background .", "i knew the autistic did n't have souls !", "i love the math to dismiss option .", "i tested the monitor with my laptop and it works fine .", "i would have been using my windshield spray , would have made this a lot funnier .", "i m thinking about it , this house is kinda drafty , and heat is built into my rent .", "i m sure he washed it .", "i wanna just pop on a purple condom and go to town .", "i 'm afraid of your creepy van and strong message .", "i need a horn like yours .", "i ve sold a ton of rev 85 's this year .", "i 'm taking their door .", "i m in tennessee , numerous counties just stopped issuing marriage licenses entirely .", "i was so excited at half time .", "i m assuming this is on someones property because of all the in tact glass .", "i kill the fel reaver on sight .", "i rented the same 5ten boots op mentioned from a local outfitter .", "i did nt go back for over a year .", "i would be happy to babysit for you as well .", "i did nt even know what spot she was aiming for .", "i was wondering why there was dynamite in the picture .", "i am pretty sure it was the green mile .", "i always figured they would host a clint eastwood lookalike contest and cast the best one .", "i ve sold a ton of rev 85 's this year .", "i seriously love monopoly but there is no reason to make a movie about it .", "i thought it was going to be that robot falling over .", "i 'm pretty sure drug dealer would take number one .", "i found a home for 90k dollars thay i love .", "i though she was going to piss on your rug .", "i am an aquaculture student , and very interested in self sufficiency .", "i think those lights and sirens make them crazy .", "i am crossposting this to /r / frugal_jerk", "i am just surprised he 's still alive .", "i am so jealous that tent is green now , i hate standing out .", "i just learned about powdered buttermilk , i m a fan .", "i have n't seen that one .", "i got some on me .", "i thought women liked it when i alternated between lying and whining .", "i used to be a bouncer and thanked every organ donor i met , checking ids is fun", "i could steal your car right now !", "i d rather have a tent and a sleeping pad than a bag in the summer .", "i like this article because it trashes old people , raising my self esteem .", "i m pretty sure you re a giant liar and this tree is nt walking at all .", "i loved it , and felt that the ending was great , if only too soon .", "i got a bit behind this semester and have n't searched for anywhere to volunteer yet .", "i want a flat top stove in my house .", "i want to make all of those recipes for an awesome feast", "i just want to udnerstand your reasoning .", "i m not defending the system , but that s how it is right now .", "i think you mean freedom toast .", "i do n't care how much wine it takes .", "i saw this badass on the way to work this morning . and decided to risk both our lives .", "i ca nt sleep more than 6 at a time .", "i d recommend a big agnes sleeping pad instead .", "i do nt think i could vote for a pepsi drinker .", "i mean spliffs , seriously ?" ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch ." ]
[ "Moooooooose" ]
what was it ? what did you have for lunch ? how did he die ?
bigexplosion
[ "i 'm sorry if this post is n't allowed here .", "i knew that would work . \"", "i can tell you that most high school boys these days are not in relationships .", "i thought trump was supposed to be the dumbest person on earth .", "i clapped in my car when i heard the announcement .", "i finally now appreciate how bananas the 2013 - 14 nba season will be .", "i hear he 's a big baller .", "i usually do n't get hungry until 11 am .", "i wo n't let my daughter ever wear that style .", "i guess you can constantly , casually mention how hot guy - on - guy action is to you .", "i am pissed that he is retiring .", "i think if bill were really worried , he 'd have paid bennett .", "i secretly want to punch nicki minaj in the face when i watch a video of hers .", "i thought it was a funny or die self - parody .", "i instantly thought you were a woman from your post 's title .", "i do n't understand the hate for him .", "i would be fine with having her anywhere in the administration .", "i guess you can constantly , casually mention how hot guy - on - guy action is to you .", "i 'm glad i did .", "i bet he subscribes to .", "i have never heard of genealogyone .", "i think everyone will make it out of felina , except walt .", "i 'm looking for a formula that can scan through all three sets of data looking for commonalities .", "i met mick at an airport after a monday night raw in philly the night before .", "i think they should start the nba season on christmas day every season .", "i think we 'll just replace the desktop .", "i thought everyone knew that .", "i think he is talking about their performance this season in la .", "i was n't trying to be a jerk .", "i love how reddit makes me feel not alone .", "i hope trump understands how to frame this simply for voters at the debates .", "i have seen smart phone video look sharper and more realistic .", "i 'm at the game tonight and do n't want to miss out on anything cool .", "i will be your voice .", "i ca n't figure out what i 'm looking at .", "i would take him over rondo in a heart beat .", "i 'm pretty certain he 's better than steph .", "i agree about the ubiquity .", "i just found out about this group from the judge john hodgman podcast .", "i do n't get asmr from her , but she is on my chill mood playlist now .", "i love the idea and execution .", "i 'll try that out tomorrow .", "i read it in the voice .", "i 'm pretty certain he 's better than steph .", "i got ads for ski equipment on my phone .", "i 'm going to see zoolander 2 on friday night , if you 'd like to go with me .", "i had no idea that was done .", "i know she interviewed well this morning .", "i have the top comment in that thread .", "i have to input your details when i redeem the voucher .", "i do n't get it .", "i have blue hair and fish mouth and you are triggering me .", "i do n't use these terms , personally .", "i have # 7 and # 8 .", "i still have n't made myself do it .", "i 'd love her as dep .", "i still have n't been back to any other subs .", "i love the idea of examining the popularity of make america great again .", "i thought hayward was a man .", "i only just picked that up this year after using windows since it first came out .", "i almost think he has friends on the show .", "i 'm positive i read it somewhere and it was a quote from tulsi herself .", "i have a new laptop the speed is 360 + .", "i think you nailed it .", "i 'm not buying this as anything but just brady staying sharp .", "i just want to know what i am seeing here with this data-- what it means .", "i 'm wondering if it 's better or worse than \" prayer . \"", "i meant in general-- like ted cruz .", "i 'm personally offended by how music illiterate pritchard is .", "i had no idea that was done .", "i 'm pretty sure we are seeing a lot of concern trolling today from bored leftists .", "i had no idea clint was n't a dyed - in - the - wool liberal like his brother .", "i want to be him in my next life .", "i would watch the hell out of that .", "i had to turn it off before he said he loved himself .", "i 'm impressed .", "i think there will be a lot of johnson folks ending up in the same place as you", "i get triangulation results in various chromosomes-- some more than others .", "i did n't see it coming at all and it was so fucking obvious .", "i do n't get it .", "i know i 'm erect .", "i 'm shocked jb ca n't just blow by him for a dunk attempt .", "i do n't believe any of this is real , but thanks for the entertainment .", "i saw a bill murray one that was perfect .", "i think . vince will be very mediocre next year .", "i believe he could make that shot 1 million times in a row .", "i am still pissed about it to this day .", "i asked why as was told : we apologise that you were not informed when you were banned originally .", "i thought jae crowder was going to make everything better .", "i agree with everything you said .", "i do n't know how obscure this is .", "i am gay for brandon lafell .", "i thought muslims could get married off by their family .", "i thought it was pretty mainstream for indians to not be big fans of islamic terrorism and sharia law .", "i am a soon - to - be parent of identical twins .", "i get the feeling that he could be coached up .", "i thought kerfluffle was yiddish , but it 's gaelic .", "i thought his inclusion on this person 's list was too ridiculous to run from .", "i do n't think smack talk makes much sense right now .", "i would watch the hell out of that ." ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch ." ]
[ "Moooooooose" ]
ca n't let a good baloney sandwich go to waste . that 's a crime , right there .
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[ "i 'm not that brian .", "i would love to be able to have a nice , cool glass of water whenever i desire .", "i doubt it would cause widespread grief but , at least for me , it would be leonardo dicaprio", "i 'm so happy i 'm not the only person who watches that", "i always thought its because the i.q test has been altered over the years and is no longer standardized", "i thought he was just saying obama did n't have much experience in the private sector", "i do n't .", "i enjoy playing skyrim", "i 'm a very white man named brian !", "i just want to say your doing a swell job .", "i also heard brave was n't that good or , at least , sub par for pixar", "i do n't exactly agree with your \" a degree is proof of indoctrination \" point .", "i 'm actually pretty nice", "i will have a lucid dream tonight , and finally fap .", "i thought this was r / politics not r / circlejerk", "i 'll see your anzac battle and raise you this ,", "i store them on a dusty shelf in a small case until i want to play with them", "i m pretty sure the first one is fake not sure about the others", "i dig it !", "i would really appreciate it", "i hope i 'm not the only one who instantly though of \" dammit chloe ! \"", "i 'll show myself out .", "i know a guy .", "i live in new york and people get arrested all the time for marijuana related stuff .", "i clicked on it .", "i 'm proud to say i know almost none of these songs", "i 'm here , do n't worry", "i go out with girls . they have pretty mostaches . i think they are men", "i 'm just a brian who happens to be very white and male .", "i love the \" buy war bonds \" sign in the background !", "i 've been practicing for years and i really appreciate the feedback , peace ✌", "i once woke up to an empty house and both my friends standing above me .", "i would n't mind just his face .", "i would also like to congratulate you on your achievement , well done !", "i 'll trade with you", "i do n't know man but it sure does make me wanna fap .", "i am the escaped and deformed twin .", "i think he might actually be dead ...", "i really enjoying sketching out song lyrics too , i find it to be a pretty cool creative exercise", "i think his name is edward or something .", "i see what u did there", "i 've been hearing rumors that prisms are the \" in \" thing !", "i 'd die .", "i 'm brian .", "i 'm not sure what to think , anymore .", "i felt ... so alone .", "i 'm pretty sure this exact picture was in that movie", "i just got divorced", "i take that back , moon was better ." ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch .", "what was it ? what did you have for lunch ? how did he die ?", "salmon in wine sauce with brown rice . got crushed by a car . he was a good man ." ]
[ "Moooooooose", "bigexplosion", "Moooooooose" ]
this would be great for /r / nocontext
TheNaughtyHagraven
[ "i never make a lady beg .", "i had to take them down due to people being assholes .", "i got ta admit , she 's damn cute .", "i get that a lot in many many forums .", "i do this with pancakes .", "i knew i was fucked when i saw that mans poster in the bootcamp barracks when i enlisted .", "i grew up relatively poor so i view food as a fuel source in order to keep myself operational .", "i was really jazzed with a service order to this place !", "i 'd be more afraid of the force nutpunch during assemblies .", "i 'll have t try that .", "i love that as much as i love spam .", "i think the boat sank there with all hands .", "i had to take them down due to people being assholes .", "i 'd hold up a mirror if i were you .", "i know i would have .", "i had to take them down due to people being assholes .", "i still have the scars from that epic belt whippin .", "i dare you to fap / schlick to this .", "i will send you the cash for it and the cost to mail it .", "i spent years making mre 's edible , i know my way around the spice rack .", "i 'd like to get an interview where i am not over - qualified and actually get a job .", "i always tell people about the reptile brain segment , but not many people even know it exists !", "i 've always preferred : id10t@foxnews.com", "i 'm korean and bagged me a cute jewish girl .", "i 've been waiting years for my asshole uncle to die .", "i now have a goal .", "i 'd really like one of those .", "i had to break out my calculator to try and run the numbers for mass and volume .", "i desperately need help !", "i stowed these pieces one by one and collected a few other things .", "i get the same shitty looks here too .", "i need to up my game .", "i know the feeling .", "i think i 've heard plenty of bad , but can anyone point out anything good ?", "i 'm going to need to make one of those soon .", "i 'll mine horizontally then .", "i needed to be back there to watch the festivities .", "i 'd say being unemployed as my worst job .", "i wonder if people will lock their cleanout drains now ...", "i have cephalopod envy .", "i dunno what i 'm living for right now .", "i got a couple cases as well after frances / jean .", "i 'll dig on amazon for those .", "i use dried papaya instead , hate those little seeds .", "i 'm guessing she was naughty by all of those hand prints .", "i 'd add some small legs under it , damn toes keep running into shit on the floor .", "i think i know your wife .", "i hope you put it in her pooper , cause you got the shitty deal .", "i 'll throw in another chit for stress .", "i did it too .", "i 've seen that on the news .", "i think we may require the 1 liter size .", "i 'm not complaining .", "i 'm still occasionally living under the delusion that mid thirties is young .", "i 'm not really tim the toolman , but more like wilson with a lot of tim 's tools .", "i wonder how long it took for the bar to cool .", "i ran down a goat with a humvee , and roasted it over a fire .", "i 'm not looking forward to looking like a fucked up mr . miyagi either .", "i just have to not go crazy in the mean time .", "i remember when she started on livejournal .", "i want a classic fu - machu but i ca n't get the length down .", "i 've got about 5 kinds of kimchi for the feast .", "i 'd still hit it .", "i hate you so much right now .", "i enjoyed my time out in the countrysides , not a mcdonalds within 100 miles .", "i love me some thai , especially the nuke grade curry , but moms home cooking dominates all .", "i would n't get into the rental market as things can ge very wrong with it .", "i now have bagel rage .", "i always thought they sounded like people thrown out of jersey .", "i lost when i got divorced .", "i 'd buy a home in another town and gtfo this one .", "i dunno dude ... a blowjob from a girl with braces ...", "i do love me some waffles .", "i am a bad man , i was expecting something from urban dictionary .", "i have done both options .", "i hum that when i 'm welding .", "i think i 'd be happy , but then , i wanted to be a farmer .", "i do n't really remember , lot of alcohol fueled fuck binges .", "i 've got ocd so there 's cleaning each and every day .", "i keep on my boxers , hate having my junk stick to the fake leather chair .", "i make sure to avoid the streetlights , just for safeties sake .", "i need to watch that movie again .", "i am not alone !", "i 've been looking and looking and nada .", "i wonder if they wen to the same plastic surgeon for those tits .", "i * was * gollum for a few hours .", "i 'm hoping for light linen suits and jaunty hats for the men .", "i got smacked in the face and had rum throw in my eyes .", "i 'm feeling cheated !", "i cut em into rounds and treat it like a potato .", "i love all women .", "i 'm going to seaworld in a couple months .", "i 'm sure i 'll be killed in my sleep any day now .", "i would not want my jimmy to dangle into * that * bowl .", "i like to avoid scuffing up my daddy hammer .", "i shall copy pasta it as possible .", "i checked the delivery status of mine as well .", "i like to listen to cuban samba music , sort of like tropico but with creepers .", "i did n't know icp had female roadies .", "i am not cleaning your shit up ." ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch .", "what was it ? what did you have for lunch ? how did he die ?", "salmon in wine sauce with brown rice . got crushed by a car . he was a good man ." ]
[ "Moooooooose", "bigexplosion", "Moooooooose" ]
i guess his lunch was to die for . .... ⌐ ■ - ■ ..... yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhh !
Carnephex
[ "i do nt understand , did somebody see this happen and then report it ?", "i will try not to sink her !", "i think the solid lines add a lot , almost feels anime like , but in a good way .", "i do n't really watch catalyst anymore , too much psudou science crap", "i have n't been this excited to play a game since the lead up to wow", "i am his vengeance !", "i 'm sure this had a net positive impact on society .", "i recommend games lab in the city , they open stuff weekly .", "i tell people off if they reply to my emails around 10 pm or later .", "i 'm in favor of this , it would be such a wake up call .", "i honestly think adepts were the worst addition to the game", "i swear it 's like no one in this comments section read the damn flow chart .", "i know right !", "i thought mazzy or whatever her name was , was a very weak character in the film .", "i like how you get down voted for saying your going to vote for someone .", "i think we know who was too good for who", "i 'm so wasted !", "i have yet to see a better and clearer explaination than balders gate 2 's alignment descriptions", "i 've heard good things about that drink , does it go well with doritos © ?", "i mean seriously he puts the rest of australian journalism to shame .", "i want to believe", "i think that was the flag used during the the period of the first world war * i think *", "i seriously fucking died laughing ...", "i think . dankness issues . will be ridiculed in this thread because your retarded .", "i know right , for da horde ! ! !", "i feel like the only person who liked him in the emperor 's new groove sometimes :(", "i 'm gon na go ahead and say that s satire", "i like how the worst poster came out next to the best one .", "i was thinking not giving him 360 degree aiming .", "i 'm sure this had a net positive impact on society .", "i want a flair .", "i lost it at higby", "i think sharp tried it a couple of ksls ago , fantastic match", "i do n't want to die .", "i know right i think league should of gotten a 5 !", "i 'm doing a biochem course at uni , i really enjoy it , does that count ?", "i wonder if they have a harbour ....", "i think it is , but it 's a good summery", "i do n't think this person is sexist or anything i think their heart just got broken .", "i ca n't believe people that come from poverty in 3rd world countries do n't have a good education .", "i 've had it toasted and untoasted , both great", "i 'm really confused .", "i guess the abc does nt watch media watch .", "i dig it .", "i could n't really see what exactly happened here , could someone give me a play by play ?", "i would like to see this map just in the normal rotation .", "i do n't mean to * jolt * around .", "i never got past a sensible chuckle .", "i lost him when he starting talking about western superiority and \" narrative \" history .", "i thought she was using it as a comparison to other deadly chemicals ?", "i knew it was n't real by those teeth .", "i wonder if he got ethics approval ...", "i found that bastion got that itch for me even though it was n't pixel", "i 'd say it 's probably * how did you deal with all this stuff ?", "i think miller and avasarala had the best transition from book to tv .", "i would focus on new maps , new titans , new guns and new abilities .", "i 've always known them as hawkers .", "i know right i think league should of gotten a 5 !", "i 'm doing a biochem course at uni , i really enjoy it , does that count ?", "i heard he was made by that hacker 4chan but oh well .", "i do n't think many guys would care if girls are into pokemon ...", "i found that bastion got that itch for me even though it was n't pixel", "i thought only america how month before day", "i wish my grandmother drove like that !", "i should reinstall tribes ...", "i do n't understand this super tournament ...", "i thought amish were free to leave if they wished", "i wonder if he got ethics approval ...", "i feel like the only person who liked him in the emperor 's new groove sometimes :(", "i present , the love drug ... now to get back to serious chem study ...", "i would like to see this map just in the normal rotation .", "i love you guys", "i agree mostly happy with the class and spec identities atm , my post was more theory crafting .", "i think i now understand why annihilation did n't do well in american cinema .", "i would n't assume op is a man .", "i catch the tram occasionally , i would n't have been able to get on that train either way :/", "i would n't mind having a crossing sign with a dong on it .", "i really felt thay film was just redicuios more than anything else .", "i 'm sold .", "i noticed we 've got robot versions of 2 of our 3 protoss heroes .", "i felt that survey was just what is your most hated class , and why is it hunters ?", "i just ca n't for the life of me , keep up with the lingo .", "i hope it was a bug .", "i 'm not hearing any negatives on that 5e", "i 'm sure you 'd make a great game .", "i 've never done it , a double cheeseburger is a double cheeseburger", "i did nt know this was tumblr faggot .", "i feel it 's perfectly anti - click bait , he knows his audience :)", "i like how how much damage you do is irrelevant from the wording .", "i think tb made the right move on this one .", "i hope edge of tomorrow ends up doing well , i enjoyed it quite a bit", "i also remember this from wings of liberty .", "i 'll attract the enemy with a mating call !", "i fucking love that ska sound track", "i 'm pretty sure this is against site rules ?", "i love a gif in a gif .", "i do n't understand how this is protecting the public", "i only have 4 planets , i think i might just start again .", "i 'd just kill myself tbh .", "i do n't blame them ." ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch ." ]
[ "Moooooooose" ]
so did you know he was dead when you ate it ?
Gwuc
[ "i feel like i can do this now .", "i think community college does .", "i feel funny saying this , but i 'm pretty sure his would be the biggest .", "i was just thinking of that same bit .", "i agree with maninvan003 that you do n't need to , but whaaat ?", "i live in the midwest and nobody famous comes here either .", "i feel so bad for her .", "i just do n't know what to do .", "i could get so much accomplished in the time i have to commute .", "i have a family that i love , but only cares about me because they are obligated to .", "i am looking for friends in stl too .", "i use it daily in the shower and it got rid of all of them .", "i consider that a success .", "i would look up if these foods were really banned .", "i do n't think you should do anything differently .", "i have a haitian friend who * hates * being called african - american .", "i wanna wear my old clothes again too !", "i do n't like diamonds .", "i looked up the particular ones we had .", "i hate them and i hate putting my daughter through all this crap that does n't work .", "i ca n't believe you idiots are falling for the \" deep satire \" bait .", "i love him so much .", "i 'm doing a mix of p90x and other workouts but i 'm interested in the accountability thing .", "i wanted to share my sweet and sour memories with y' all .", "i have guy friends already and i would rather have a new female friend .", "i 'm not sure if you 're being facetious ...", "i 'm sure they will storm the matterhorn .", "i did catch the last word that sounded like charlatan !", "i usually do n't quote anything except for . \" po ta to \"", "i will concede that lulu lemon is overpriced crap .", "i would really like to make some female friends because most of my friends are guys .", "i was just pointing out a disney princess that can be looked up to", "i tried to better myself the best i could , but it did n't do much .", "i was just thinking to myself , \" how about just listing all the episodes in season 1 \"", "i had a nearly perfect score and i have an average intelligence .", "i do n't think it looks like her .", "i have never met an argentine though .", "i am open most evenings , friday afternoons and nights , some weekends central time .", "i 'm 27 f from st . louis .", "i think he needs to spend some of his time / money on his dog .", "i forgot all about that .", "i used to be so consistent .", "i 'm so glad i did it .", "i do n't know if i can trust the dermatologist at all .", "i am also interested in board games , so if anyone has any groups going on in the area .", "i do n't think that guy actually looks that much like glenn except for the hair .", "i am still rebuilding my life .", "i miss you!!1 !", "i used to have this exact doll when i was a kid .", "i believe in you ! ! !", "i make my kids finish their plates before dessert , because the only food left is always vegetables .", "i ca n't be the one to shoulder it any more .", "i just started watching true blood and she 's my favorite character !", "i went in early june and there were a lot less people .", "i was walking my two dogs and one of them got a little crazy and chased after a squirrel .", "i need to lose 15 , but i have trouble visualizing that many eggs .", "i wonder why they kept the clothes chinese .", "i think the lannister lion should be yellow / gold", "i like games like settlers of catan , and arkham horror .", "i also go to jc penney , hm and other mall stores .", "i think it 's water retention because of hormones .", "i stopped exercising a while back .", "i like how they made tiny little blood splatters on his face .", "i ask , smiling at the boy .", "i 've seen a hand full of hybrids , though .", "i feel you .", "i thought that roslin was a decoy bride and not a real frey ?", "i do n't have kik , though .", "i have reported him to steam .", "i immediately call bs on what he 's saying .", "i like the dying embers of an altar place cover .", "i think all of chinese medicine is a giant placebo .", "i hope you get yourself out of that situation .", "i graduated in 2015 , i majored in physics and minored in math .", "i saw the newscast , but can someone tell me what he said on facebook and twitter ?", "i hope the bacteria are not the voracious mrsa kind ; it does n't seem to be .", "i looooove cheesecake factory .", "i 've only noticed this for the past day and a half .", "i like to volunteer for places like habitat for humanity and st . louis crisis nursery .", "i had the exact same reaction to this thread .", "i want a friend of the platonic variety .", "i do n't want to keep her from things , but the heat makes her eczema so terrible .", "i am nothing .", "i go to umsl .", "i felt bad doing this because it was really not going to help people doing a jog / walk .", "i just got my summer parking permit and it was free .", "i do this to my kids because they eat everything except the vegetables .", "i need to make some with her .", "i prefer a leisurely pace .", "i do n't really celebrate anything , but my kids get candy for halloween and easter .", "i will definitely try the glove thing .", "i hate you all .", "i 've seen black cats hang around the garage .", "i appreciate any suggestions .", "i do n't remember what any of them looked like , only that they were all enormous .", "i completely forgot about this place .", "i just want her to be able to live her life without being itchy and bumpy everywhere .", "i got emailed by one and called by another .", "i am not good with this language .", "i remember seeing that ." ]
[ "a man i work with died and i ate his lunch ." ]
[ "Moooooooose" ]
well , he ca n't eat it . it would probably have rotted in the fridge otherwise .
LouisaLu
[ "i read the title and it made me laugh .", "i just posted to counter the pure bullshit being said about 4chan .", "i stopped reading as soon as i reached the word \" predator \" .", "i 'm not knowledgeable enough about anything else to comment ." ]
[ "fuck the universe . it seems like its always fucking with me making me miserable and torturing me . never letting me go letting go of her . know that girl you love lets give him random coinencdes and piss him off i mean what are odds i d find a short old woman like you working at a publix just like you do with same fucking name . fuck you universe your a doushe .", "douche * . maybe the universe is trying to send you a message to fix your abhorrent grammar and spelling .", "also fuck this guy ." ]
[ "revix2k9", "StuThunder", "revix2k9" ]
bandwagon initiated , upvoting of stu will now commence .
WarpingVomit
[ "i never joke around about adult contemporary music .", "i want my name to sound exotic , but not third - world .", "i guess this thread needs a group of huggers at the finish - line .", "i kept waiting for the steamy sex scenes .", "i knew most of these movies were shit when they came out .", "i feel bad for anyone who has a job where this image is n't safe for work .", "i m just listens to albums back to front because i love satan .", "i envy the amount of learning you 've received by talking to me .", "i stepped left , then right , then left then right again .", "i must have impeccable movie tastes .", "i feel like i 've seen several requests for this on reddit , but who can say ?", "i 'm not really down with the circus tits .", "i just got bored halfway through reading that .", "i thought it was obvious .", "i just stepped forward then back , forward then back .", "i do n't agree with the rhetoric that i was spouting .", "i smell lawsuit .", "i do n't bother worrying about accepted plurals .", "i am not advising that you post their pictures and real phone numbers on craigslist m4 m .", "i see you 've met my alter - ego : drunk hulk .", "i 'm confused .", "i 'll bring my shit - kickers , you little shits .", "i admire your love of the wang .", "i thought god just went by the nickname , \" hitch . \"", "i really do n't want to try anything too rash .", "i worked for a high profile internet company that invented google+ and quite possibly google+++", "i 've got a lion in my pocket .", "i 'm guessing something with electricity .", "i did n't think pirates even liked jazz .", "i once cycled around the world in less than five minutes .", "i tried making a diorama of the nativity scene with my cock playing joseph .", "i 'd probably have to be a member of menses to understand it .", "i thought it might have something to do with oxygen hitting it .", "i do n't want people to think i 'm suicidal .", "i 'll be here all night .", "i saw that movie ... asexual predator vs. alien .", "i let the elite do my thinking for me .", "i guess that beats sudoku .", "i was expecting the humanoid version of the lady tardis .", "i just fancy making up my own words .", "i learned that on iranatgeo .", "i find this calms him .", "i just wanted to say \" may the cosmos look favorably upon you \" for fighting for our rights .", "i 'm a \" tree falling in the woods \" type of guy .", "i can see that it 's still liquid swishing around right before that .", "i think you are solid .", "i heard it skips a dub step .", "i would demand a refund if i were you .", "i thought the doctor would be too busy to spend frivolous time on reddit .", "i live in the midwest .", "i do n't know .", "i 'm just here to tell you that i do know what you 're sayin . '", "i do n't go on dates ." ]
[ "fuck the universe . it seems like its always fucking with me making me miserable and torturing me . never letting me go letting go of her . know that girl you love lets give him random coinencdes and piss him off i mean what are odds i d find a short old woman like you working at a publix just like you do with same fucking name . fuck you universe your a doushe ." ]
[ "revix2k9" ]
douche * . maybe the universe is trying to send you a message to fix your abhorrent grammar and spelling .
StuThunder
[ "i feel like this should be the only comment here", "i got plenty of arguments for my position , i guess i must be right .", "i love how it 's pushing op away with its paw", "i think it matters more if a whip or something drops than if a rune plateskirt goes up in price", "i wonder what made them extinct .... actually i do n't pretty sure it was humans .", "i think our women 's safety is more important than that of our deranged homeless population .", "i 'll tell him you were actually defending bullies while i was always against it all along", "i did n't know philip defranco is suicidal .", "i do n't have time for your whining .", "i always knew apple was run by a bunch of rats :p", "i 'm typing this with my feet because my arms are broken .", "i wonder what a shrink would say about us", "i think this shit 's getting old .", "i do n't think pillaging and raping is progressive ....", "i do n't get why it has to be so difficult .", "i have a big white hairy ass to hide .", "i do n't understand why it 's getting all the upvotes either .", "i 'm against the ge but i would n't get your hopes up if i were you .", "i guess if it was 100 % we would die in minutes .", "i honestly do n't even know what overweight looks like unless it 's really obvious .", "i do n't get it .", "i ca n't do that right now , i have to go wash my hair .", "i hate when people complain that we prevented iran from getting nukes .", "i figure it will stop the receding for now and in 5 to 10 years there 's a cure .", "i 've only played like 3 dice games and takes 1 or 2 to catch on to that", "i 'm siding with the charlie chaplin looking dude", "i would do extreme torture porn .", "i would completely beat you to death , delusional fucktard", "i mean it 's his mother", "i was critical at first as well but it 's actually legitimate .", "i used to be sick of memes too .", "i 'll wake up and say .", "i think she is .", "i ca n't do that right now , i have to go wash my hair .", "i 've always had females solely because they have almost no smell", "i do n't think you can make that conclusion reliably with the information you have .", "i think it 's about which one 's the easiest for you to follow .", "i do n't think i have to point out the issue with that", "i did n't remember this scene . it 's probably like how trauma victims block memories of the event", "i heard a rumor that people are stupid", "i might actually use them as a white noise while i 'm working later", "i still think it 's kinda hot .", "i want to upvote you but because of the spiral of silence i wo n't", "i mean it 's his mother", "i think you might be on to something here :o", "i 'm not too worried about that .", "i 'm voting no to it just for that reason alone although i hope they just nerf it .", "i 'm typing this with my feet because my arms are broken .", "i m against you driving if it impedes my right to clean air", "i do n't think any number of people would be strong enough to hold me down at that point .", "i 'm studying chemical engineering as well : d", "i do n't know about that .", "i do n't know about you guys but i 'm hard as fucking diamonds", "i think i 'm gon na leave this sinking ship and leave you guys to it", "i 'm only 17 .", "i want a tail .", "i was watching star wars episode v when i saw leia in her bikini .", "i do n't care what my psychiatrist says .", "i 'll code my own , dumbass", "i 'd die a terrible death .", "i wonder what a shrink would say about us", "i like how you 're talking as if the ge is coming even though it 's not", "i think i 'm gon na steal that .", "i 'd suck you off if you were here", "i agree with that but he got fined .", "i know there are some good aspects to it but it 's still false .", "i support what snowden did , but what the fuck does it have to do with creating peace ?", "i remember thinking how fucked up that was as a kid .", "i believe it would be easier to stop global cooling than global warming", "i seriously want to kill gallowboob", "i guess that ability does compensate for a lack of something else", "i do n't know how you feel you do n't know how i feel .", "i think the quality looks a little blurred because of the atmosphere .", "i need this for my sex slaves", "i do n't care who wins as long as the survivor gets killed off too", "i 'd fuck the shit out of you .", "i do n't think anyone ever said the iraq army had state of the art technology .", "i 'm not a big fan of those guys", "i 'd make us all saiyans .", "i 'd rather have them take some empty handicap spot than my spot .", "i 'll change my comment then .", "i do n't see the reason for that .", "i had to look it up on the internet", "i really enjoyed your mom last night", "i love swinging my \" i built my own computer \" dick around", "i 'm trying to imagine what that would feel like .", "i know how we can fix that .", "i actually prefer their bluntness .", "i mean just read these comments .", "i am impatient .", "i guess i can see why you 'd want them then", "i 'm in the exact same position .", "i prefer the herbicide from rs3 .", "i looks like something is clumped together .", "i 'd love to motorboat your \" literally nothing \" .", "i did n't read it either btw", "i 'm only 19 though .", "i do n't have autism .", "i only pay 15 for my games .", "i do have a picture of you if you were jontron" ]
[ "fuck the universe . it seems like its always fucking with me making me miserable and torturing me . never letting me go letting go of her . know that girl you love lets give him random coinencdes and piss him off i mean what are odds i d find a short old woman like you working at a publix just like you do with same fucking name . fuck you universe your a doushe ." ]
[ "revix2k9" ]
you 're * . : d
Victorhcj
[ "i do nt think you understand how dogs work .", "i think they sell these to tourists and travelers who stop at gas stations on the rez", "i 'm from western new york and nobody calls it that .", "i will need to move within the next 2 months .", "i am getting back into drag after a several year hiatus of working too much .", "i do n't have pets or children .", "i 'm looking to get some volunteer experience , specifically related to human services .", "i 'm just trying to do my thing , are n't you ?", "i found he responds better to in person reminders than emails .", "i guess be proud of liking that .", "i think i figured out your problem .", "i mean , this is how people are .", "i love to cook but i also like a clean home .", "i need to finish season 10 already � � � � � �", "i mean ..... i guess ? ? ?", "i mean this is america in a nutshell .", "i 'm so behind ..", "i 'm 30 , female , and hella introverted .", "i understand i ca n't please everyone but i 'm tired of trying anyway .", "i was just trying to make it work during an uncertain time .", "i 'll look into it .", "i pay my own bills .", "i mean .... it 's just an overpriced crack pipe .", "i 'm pretty sure that 's a medical condition .", "i work full - time so my volunteer hours would be evenings and weekends .", "i 'm relocating for work so first off , i do indeed have a job !", "i 'll just double tap you there .", "i 'm looking for more social work related options .", "i think that 's your conscience talking .", "i 'm trying to give my knee as much time as necessary to heal .", "i 'm from western new york and nobody calls it that .", "i need to finish season 10 already � � � � � �", "i did n't bother replying to any because it made no sense .", "i got a contact high looking at this", "i forfeit my personal life to accomplish goals and now i 'd like to make some friends .", "i 'm not mad ....", "i think i figured out your problem .", "i do n't think you know a lot about dogs or weapons .", "i would get laid is what i would do .", "i stand by my initial recommendation , if it 's a serious concern .... reach out to a professional .", "i do n't have many guests .", "i even appreciate the new haircut or mani pedi selfie .", "i do n't smoke and rarely drink .", "i hope you feel this way forever .", "i do n't care about gender of roommates and i refrain from judgment in general .", "i 'm so behind ..", "i 'm admittedly an old soul that 's a bit on the crotchety side .", "i do n't think this belongs here", "i understand if a friend goes to an event or on vacation .", "i just do nt spend a lot of time thinking about selfies .", "i 'm from a dump like buffalo , n.y . , best coast living now lolol .", "i learned about my mixed heritage in my late teens but did n't accept it until later in life ." ]
[ "any ideas ? okay so i ’m getting my boyfriend a puppy for christmas but me and him have talked about saving from the pound as well but i really want to get him a puppy so should i look for a puppy at the pound or a rescue ? i want my boyfriend to have a friend that he gets to go on a long long life journey with so that ’s why i want a puppy" ]
[ "stepfatherels" ]
do n't give animals as gifts .
Hennessey_Williams
[ "i 'm very sorry , but he was the more expendable of the 2 , and the stinkier", "i mean you might as well eat the steak after that", "i mean how could you ?", "i 'm more surprised you can sleep , very cute though lol", "i think it 's mordhau", "i used to be an alive person , but i took an arrow to the knee", "i m already getting fucked by the instructor for training so i think i 'm already good at getting fucked", "i 'm assuming you want nsfw ?", "i mean t e c h n i c a l l y it 's musical", "i have n't lol , nice find", "i have several questions", "i mean i did n't say they named me william that 's my brothers name", "i should probably eat and finish painting my model", "i have no clue what this is but it 's cool none the less", "i fucking adore mac and cheese , but homemade ofc", "i would love the fbx for studying !", "i would n't press it , plain and simple", "i do n't think i 've ever gotten a post removed , but also have like 3 posts so yknow", "i m a smol young boy so like lego batman or maybe castle crashers", "i should probably eat and finish painting my model", "i 'm with you brother", "i 'll go to coordinates in pc", "i 'm with you brother", "i think they were quoting the comment that got deleted , could be wrong tho", "i get a jif vibe , like the peanut butter thanks even for the offer though !", "i 'm afraid i do n't understand", "i believe you mistook \" strangest \" for * * * goddamn genius * * *", "i 've never heard of these .", "i must attain rations , human .", "i m already getting fucked by the instructor for training so i think i 'm already good at getting fucked", "i adore splitgate : arena warfare , wish it was a little more developer though", "i 've never seen it before", "i grab my bedside knife and stab micks eyes out", "i doubt it , i just might be dumbb", "i 'm more surprised you can sleep , very cute though lol", "i absolutely love that game , got it for 7 $ at a steal , absolutely you should buy it", "i do n't get it can someone explain", "i had the diagram of a creeper one", "i love that this exists thank you for sharing from the bottom of my heart thanks you for sharing", "i used the legos to create the digital legos", "i m a smol young boy so like lego batman or maybe castle crashers", "i 'd get it at the pound", "i try to be giving", "i grab my bedside knife and stab micks eyes out", "i 'll get it later", "i think op meant besides that", "i could play careless whisper and others on saxophone until the zombies fell asleep", "i 'm very sorry , but he was the more expendable of the 2 , and the stinkier", "i play on a asus gl502vmk which has a gtx 1060 , will shadowplay still work ?", "i use photoshop , i think i 'm just bad lol", "i am going to assume you have it a peanut , correct ?", "i noticed you posted pretty much the same thing on another post here .", "i 'll balance you", "i tried so hard and idk what kind of assignment it is", "i 'm very glad , chief", "i can recommend some guides", "i did n't know i needed this", "i looked them up and all i see are mini golf channel , is that the right person ?", "i absolutely love that game , got it for 7 $ at a steal , absolutely you should buy it", "i fucking adore mac and cheese , but homemade ofc", "i wish you could take off a string and use it as fiber wire , but still have the violin", "i 'd just shoot you until you were further than dead , problem solved", "i think you meant * exceeding expectations *", "i have one friend on steam bland he has n't been on for about a year :(", "i think op meant besides that", "i mean it deserved a peanut , just look ! !", "i mean i 'd eat it", "i must attain rations , human .", "i know jeb is on here he best see this and make it the original texture", "i was under this impression as well", "i can recommend some guides", "i mean i did n't say they named me william that 's my brothers name", "i have several questions", "i would check out r / gamingsuggestions", "i would check out r / gamingsuggestions", "i came here to say that thanks", "i try to be giving", "i 'd get robo recall if you have to choose one but both are amazing", "i will very badly try to photoshop", "i am going to assume you have it a peanut , correct ?", "i mean i 'd eat it", "i ve been into building medieval houses recently to make it quicker , try scaling down , challenging but interesting", "i have many times , they 're very useful , especially the lutebot ones , really improve your talent", "i have no clue what this is but it 's cool none the less", "i noticed you posted pretty much the same thing on another post here .", "i 'll just leave it there", "i mean you might as well eat the steak after that", "i feel personally attacked", "i 'll go to coordinates in pc", "i 'm afraid i do n't understand", "i play on a asus gl502vmk which has a gtx 1060 , will shadowplay still work ?", "i 'd just shoot you until you were further than dead , problem solved", "i used to be an alive person , but i took an arrow to the knee", "i 'll get on it asap", "i ca n't determine if this is blursed because i have no clue what 's happening", "i do n't think i 've ever gotten a post removed , but also have like 3 posts so yknow", "i could play careless whisper and others on saxophone until the zombies fell asleep", "i 'll get on it asap", "i literally can never stop myself from shooting someone right at the entrance", "i 'll just leave it there" ]
[ "any ideas ? okay so i ’m getting my boyfriend a puppy for christmas but me and him have talked about saving from the pound as well but i really want to get him a puppy so should i look for a puppy at the pound or a rescue ? i want my boyfriend to have a friend that he gets to go on a long long life journey with so that ’s why i want a puppy" ]
[ "stepfatherels" ]
i 'd get it at the pound
YourBoyClayface
[ "i would go to the emergency room get a physical and psychological testing done before it gets worst", "i ’m proud off u chemistry is hard !", "i do it too � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i say fly away ... what can be more liberating ? !", "i love childless couples � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i love childless couples � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i ca n’t say she is mine but found her in key west butterfly garden � �", "i do know it ’s a crime more along sexual - exploitation and child - pornography ..", "i ’m proud of you and he should be too !", "i ’m sorry ❣ ️ muy dad sucked too", "i feel like that too !", "i wish i had uncles like that ..", "i had to delete mine best thing i have ever done", "i can totally relate � � me too", "i ’m glad to hear that ! !", "i do nt see anything wrong with that", "i love him � � � � � �", "i ’d say no ... world is rough ..", "i had mine when i was very young it has been one of my toughest thing i ’ve done", "i hate being brought into this cruel life that has brought me more sadness than happiness ..", "i would just try not to do it again and that ’s it .", "i think u owe ur wife $ 200", "i think u owe ur wife $ 200", "i ’m alive ... yet i ’m breathless .... i ’m suffocating ..", "i know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion but i would let him keep seeing her ..", "i unusually do n’t like tattoos but that ’s bada$ � �", "i do n’t even go if it ’s past 5 ish � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i been to both and say costa rica the people are super nice easy to get around and super nice", "i take 5 htp it ’s a natural supplement helps me ... but just keep pushing through !", "i would go to the pound but go with him ..", "i am dead inside , my internal screams go un heard .. my sadness keeps me up at night ..", "i would go to the pound but go with him ..", "i would n’t worry", "i would n’t cut them completely ..", "i know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion but i would let him keep seeing her ..", "i ’m so happy for you � �", "i wish i had uncles like that ..", "i would encourage her to go see him without telling her", "i ’m hurting wishing i could just be numb .", "i ca n’t say she is mine but found her in key west butterfly garden � �", "i only ask to be free .", "i would get another opinion", "i would throw things out lil by little � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i hate myself .", "i have some really great ideas how to spend some for the greater good ..", "i been to both and say costa rica the people are super nice easy to get around and super nice", "i ca n’t breathe , i wish i could n’t feel .", "i would like to pass that way ..", "i would just try not to do it again and that ’s it .", "i would have done the same if she loves you she would understand", "i put honey on mine", "i love it � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i ’d say no ... world is rough ..", "i love him � � � � � �", "i would throw things out lil by little � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i guess some people are never meant for happiness ..", "i wish i did n’t care .", "i ca n’t stop eating .", "i would just ignore her she sounds like she is nuts", "i ca n’t let it win � �", "i had mine when i was very young it has been one of my toughest thing i ’ve done" ]
[ "any ideas ? okay so i ’m getting my boyfriend a puppy for christmas but me and him have talked about saving from the pound as well but i really want to get him a puppy so should i look for a puppy at the pound or a rescue ? i want my boyfriend to have a friend that he gets to go on a long long life journey with so that ’s why i want a puppy" ]
[ "stepfatherels" ]
i would go to the pound but go with him ..
A-Page-off-my-Diary
[ "i want him to die tho", "i 'm a liberal and i still think he 's smug .", "i 'm not your friend , pal .", "i saw a mark dice tweet once saying robert de niro was an old fogie compared to trump .", "i kind of wanna vote for cruz if we get a world like that .", "i believe women should be able to vote . ben sharpie - o : ur mom the big gay actually", "i m a libtard and i say - do an flip", "i thought christie got to select the replacement since he 's the governor .", "i can help in the form of emotional support .", "i visited there just the other day , they let me right in to look at the place .", "i was hoping it was a porn shoot but this is a possibility too .", "i respect cruz , but i definitely do n't like him .", "i was actually thinking she just castrated him on the spot", "i 'd say no .", "i 've only played ab and he 's not that difficult .", "i mean at this point they might as well say \" cleganebowl 2016 confirmed \"", "i love how all these videos conveniently leave out the beginning .", "i 'm pretty sure it is impossible to have a meaningful discussion with someone on that sub .", "i feel like he already did that in the phone call earlier .", "i think that 's a question to ask op directly .", "i 've only ever seen it once , at a sandwich shop in washington d.c .", "i ai n't saving him .", "i have yet to hear a good explanation of why they are compatible .", "i ca n't tell if this is critical or supportive of people who hate this generation .", "i hope she 's keeping room for whatever idealistic populist candidate comes next .", "i can hear the fbi coming for me as we speak .", "i 've gone through 2 so far lol .", "i keep forgetting that i ca n't see color in my country .", "i 'm just saying it 'd be like if the kkk loved jfk / lbj .", "i think i 'm gon na call paul and see if i can send you home early", "i do n't think you 'd find breasts so poorly drawn in the manga .", "i do nt really think this comic is that bad .", "i assumed it just looked badass and that 's why they changed it .", "i 'm saying they 're not all anti - trump and pro - leftist .", "i think that 's just called getting angry .", "i 'm pretty sure people who commit crimes like embezzlement , fraud , etc .", "i get what you mean .", "i think this was just a tip for the driver 's test .", "i 'm on mobile , so sorry if formatting is off .", "i do n't think you know what that word means .", "i would call it legislative progress .", "i guess if others have had similar experiences i 'd love to hear them .", "i have no idea why .", "i 'd only ever heard it in porn and shakespeare .", "i smuggled a 2 year old into prison by shoving him up by anus .", "i like jenny nicholson as well , she 's not really political but she 's in that network .", "i just threw up a bit in my mouth", "i do n't think just having a big dick is impressive .", "i guarantee that most of his viewers do not see his videos as satire .", "i 'm a feminist .", "i 'm laughing but i 'm very sad inside : d", "i mean , you could just say \" wow how could you be that dumb \" .", "i doubt most of them care but it is an official title .", "i 'm not muslim but i 'm trying to learn more about islamic and arabic culture .", "i have cloud to butt extension so i have no idea if you mean cloudcoin or buttcoin .", "i have yet to meet a woman who 's even into that anyway", "i started telling people i was studying biology instead .", "i mean , a cup that looks exactly like the one in the picture , not that actual cup", "i feel like she just enjoys complaining .", "i just felt happy for faye .", "i am the general awkwardness of the situation .", "i would pay money for a full version .", "i think it 's broken because it says i 'm 0 % compatible with everyone", "i 've been to jail in skyrim and trust me you could n't", "i always think super saiyan", "i do n't think kasich will go to trump .", "i mean , it would be pretty weird if she asked him to drop out after losing a state .", "i loved that game .", "i said this .", "i feel like i might just need more experience with pts to build confidence with the answers i choose .", "i miss the old kanye , but i love the new kanye .", "i think that free food thing definitely applies to 99 % of college students .", "i 'm not complaining , just pointing it out .", "i think he 's closer to the latter .", "i think you mean \" new character \"", "i think this is/ want this to be a parody .", "i like the videos where he talks about internet culture and stuff .", "i think we 've all been there am i right .", "i 'm sure he 'll get it off his chest if he hears anything .", "i did n't even know they were still making 3ds games , let alone remakes for decade old games", "i know that it would happen and i 'd either let it pass or mess up the delivery .", "i hope i 'm remembered as a meme when i die .", "i think this is a self deprecating joke y' all .", "i do n't wanna live in a world where chick - fil - a is n't fast food king .", "i could honestly see him posting something to this effect .", "i once visited wall st . am i establishment now ?", "i thought the little bed was human size @_@", "i 'd like you to try to get an orgasm without a brain .", "i actually did need the explanation on this one", "i mean , he was an independent .", "i hereby volunteer to be your divorce lawyer .", "i have no idea what caused this glitch .", "i do n't know if clinton is charismatic enough to do that .", "i 'm starting to lose respect for him tonight .", "i do n't understand what you mean , could you reword that ?", "i actually cringed and squeezed my thighs together after looking at that", "i think the whole thing is a satirical parody of generic pop stars with no real personality .", "i 'm not that kinky .", "i have actually seen those clips before and i do n't like any of them .", "i am all for \" mutual respect \" for those who deserve it ." ]
[ "so i got a vasectomy . and i did not anticipate how many * old people * would offer their unsolicited comments about how i 'll regret it someday . thanks but you and your disapproving clicks of your dentures can fuck off .", "oh , and i 'm 34 and married and it was a mutual decision btw ." ]
[ "hpliferaft", "hpliferaft" ]
34 ? i can imagine some flack if you were in your twenties , but i think someone who 's 34 knows what 's best for him ...
Puggpu
[ "i still dream about trying to beat a tornado home .", "i really need help finding an alternative to emotional eating .", "i really need to figure out how to read and cross stitch at the same time .", "i have chronic allergic shiners , so it looks like i always have black eyes .", "i 've read it several times , but i do n't understand ; can anyone help me ?", "i never thought i would see a photo that made jeb look smart .", "i can be a doctor too !", "i 'm a girl .", "i want it dead .", "i 'm sorry i annoyed you with my reasonable perspective .", "i 'm terrified that he will accidentally push the nuclear button thinking it 's his diet coke button .", "i find my migraines improve slightly after i lose the vision in my right eye .", "i 'm sorry people are that stupid , thoughtless , and cruel .", "i have a calcium deposit in the suprasplinatis", "i 'm looking for a way to make fabric waterproof without looking shiny .", "i just had the western blot and the other one .", "i ca n't help it .", "i read that !", "i bought some polyester faux suede fabric and did n't realize that it is dry clean only .", "i 'm not hearing very much these days about the black plague , either .", "i 'm not trying to whinge or be a martyr , but to draw attention to a problem .", "i 'll be bringing this up at my next doctor 's appointment .", "i am almost always at least somewhat aware while i 'm sleeping .", "i 'm in the hospital with multiple blood clots in my lungs .", "i 'm american and it worries me .", "i 'm disabled and use a cane .", "i realized that i have literally worked some of my butt off !", "i 'm not great , but i am a good sniper .", "i , had bronchitis a month ago .", "i nominate korma sutra in overland park .", "i 've been going off of pinterest tutorials .", "i do n't have any experience in something like this , and i 'm trying really hard to understand .", "i actually find these beautiful .", "i would also guess bbc and bbc america .", "i want to understand but have no background in this whatsoever .", "i 'm mostly concerned about her socially .", "i want to use it for hanging a drawer to the underside of the bed .", "i can fake well that people think i 'm either lying or nuts .", "i 've always put myself at the bottom of the list .", "i worked years in nursing homes .", "i 've tried making breakfast sandwiches and freezing them for later , but then they wo n't microwave well .", "i do n't remember what i bought .", "i have my little family and our parents that are , somewhat regrettably , involved in our lives .", "i have literally seen dead people who look better .", "i bought it used , so returning is not an option .", "i 'm pulling hair out ; i still ca n't stop getting these bubbles !", "i ca n't get an accurate diagnosis or treatment .", "i need to do some work in my bathroom , but i 'm unsure about the order .", "i 'm being completely serious when i say that my 14 year old son draws better than this .", "i 'm guessing it 's for his mother 's pug .", "i have these old fruit crates in my kitchen as decoration , but they are very splintery .", "i have two partially contracted fingers on my dominant hand .", "i would like to hear your thoughts on what did .", "i do n't think anyone is capable of resisting betty white .", "i love brownies , but this is just as good for me .", "i am not touching that .", "i counted five misspellings , not including the fact that this thing was one long run on sentence .", "i think i would ask my parents to visit me .", "i need recommendations for matte pigments in neutral colors , please .", "i think it 's beautiful .", "i suspect that at some point these posts are going to be used as evidence .", "i get no mental or emotional reboot at night , no time away from stress or problems .", "i 'm putting together my first commander deck , but i need recommendations for the commander .", "i 'm boycotting .", "i have never laughed harder at anything .", "i see you 've been talking to my mother .", "i enjoy the john cleese version , myself .", "i just ca n't keep fighting to make people hear me .", "i 've been using my parents ' black and decker from 1971 with no problems .", "i do n't want something plastic , but i ca n't afford a pricey one , either .", "i 've never fallen all the way to the floor .", "i do not believe she could have carried an almost 9 lb baby and \" not notice . \"", "i 'm afraid to hope .", "i used a small cleaver .", "i 've tried combing and brushing it out , but it does n't work", "i ca n't stand to be there anymore .", "i 'm sure mueller planned for that contingency .", "i 'm in need of something , maybe support , but i do n't know what to do .", "i looked there , what would be the best terms to use in the search ?", "i 've read about the swedish prison system , how does it handle truly violent offenders ?", "i had sinus surgery a few years ago , and cold air across the scar burns .", "i 've seen this more times than i care to remember .", "i thought the average north korean was taught that the kim family are the sons of god .", "i have a little milk frother that i 've been holding against it for a few seconds .", "i 've tried but it always updates and goes back .", "i thought about that svc tried it in a couple different places .", "i 've been disabled for over a year and a half now with a vague mysterious neurological illness .", "i started at 14 , and grew another inch after i turned 20 .", "i heard that using saloncare 40 volume cream will take it out , does this work ?", "i would like to replace that wood trim with aztec and caulk it well .", "i really do n't like your use of the plural \" you \" .", "i had a great dog named zed .", "i came in thinking i might have pneumonia , then they did the cat scan .", "i 'm sure that was intentional .", "i looked at these , would it be strong enough ?", "i 've been stuck on the beginning quest for a week .", "i 'm interested !", "i asked in that sub and got deleted .", "i 've seen the subtitled song lyrics , but ca n't remember them all .", "i 'm sorry , i do n't follow ." ]
[ "so i got a vasectomy . and i did not anticipate how many * old people * would offer their unsolicited comments about how i 'll regret it someday . thanks but you and your disapproving clicks of your dentures can fuck off .", "why would you regret it ? ca n't they be reversed ?" ]
[ "hpliferaft", "Worker_Drone_37" ]
sometimes , but it 's not guaranteed .
AmeliaPondPandorica
[ "i do n't know how to add flair", "i 'm gon na try that .", "i 've completely missed all of this .", "i think it was called \" small potatoes \"", "i 've completely missed all of this .", "i really think that was the turning point .", "i worked on the survey , and that was pretty much the exact reason .", "i always knew that the dwarves would return to us once more .", "i thought it was called his stimulus package .", "i play it on linux .", "i want to see some massive trolling go on .", "i 'm pretty sure that how the series \" dinosaurs \" ended , literally ...", "i think they were trying to teach him how to catch it .", "i fucking loved it .", "i do n't want to be forced to incriminate him :(", "i wish the silent majority would go back to staying silent .", "i get it !", "i know some of these words .", "i remember it from somewhere .", "i think it was called \" small potatoes \"", "i 'm really looking forward to your tournament !", "i know when i think of morgan freeman , i think of god .", "i just tried it for the first time and it really caught me off guard .", "i think they were trying to teach him how to catch it .", "i do n't like it , it feels like playing against techies , minus the techies .", "i 'm not looking forward to work tomorrow .", "i can blink each eye independently .", "i 've seen those birds spear gophers and carry them around like kebabs .", "i just got an abandon penalty for leaving a game that was already over .", "i thought it was a price war against russia .", "i 'll try them when i get home .", "i can blink each eye independently .", "i volunteer myself as tribute", "i 'm guessing india", "i kinda think you may have missed something there ...", "i just tried it for the first time and it really caught me off guard .", "i thought he was going to hook mk out of the tree as a final fuck you .", "i would assume that if surrendering was ordered by a superior officer .", "i know that they live in sewage , so chances are you 've got some living in your gut .", "i volunteer myself as tribute!!111!!!1 !", "i wonder if i just got myself fired", "i get it !", "i 'm a banana !", "i want to get off of mr . gabens wild ride .", "i do n't get it , what 's the problem ?", "i sent them back with messages that he did n't live here , but i still kept getting them .", "i did n't have any tartar sauce left though , so i was sad .", "i just got an abandon penalty for leaving a game that was already over .", "i 'm hoping it 'll be gore , because why the hell not .", "i always knew that the dwarves would return to us once more .", "i do n't see any method .", "i do n't like it , it feels like playing against techies , minus the techies .", "i have no idea if an idea if it 's even possible .", "i know that they live in sewage , so chances are you 've got some living in your gut .", "i wonder if he feels like he got played .", "i know some of these words .", "i just wanted to share my happiness", "i 'm only still here because i care for him . )", "i have been chosen !", "i thought it was a price war against russia .", "i had to stop what i was doing and rush back .", "i try to finish my vlad 's and i get it , plus an extra recipe .", "i know what two of those are , i 'm not clicking on the third .", "i think i 've seen it before in a game last night but i 'm not sure .", "i 'm still disappointed he never established shakira law .", "i have been chosen !", "i 'd fact me .", "i 'm guessing the electricity was too diffused to kill them ?", "i 'm a banana !", "i do n't get it , what 's the problem ?", "i 'm surprised that you did n't type \" lazy fuckwad \"", "i know +80 year olds who play wow .", "i want to see some massive trolling go on .", "i watched that this last christmas !", "i 've seen those birds spear gophers and carry them around like kebabs .", "i just wanted to share my happiness", "i kinda think you may have missed something there ...", "i 've done this before on nyx .", "i thought you were going to call it a thesaurus .", "i thought he was going to hook mk out of the tree as a final fuck you .", "i thought is was a few good men ?", "i thought it was called affluenza .", "i like your attitude , even though i hate your opinion", "i 'm surprised that you did n't type \" lazy fuckwad \"", "i die here alone . and no one bothers to look . until the rent 's due", "i 'm gon na try that .", "i want to get off of mr . gabens wild ride .", "i 'm guessing india", "i got a job .", "i think you mean locker simulator 2014 .", "i read it in marvin 's voice .", "i watched that this last christmas !", "i did that .", "i go to buy one tango , and i get two .", "i play it on linux .", "i thought is was a few good men ?", "i do n't think it was a wasted effort .", "i 'm glad it 's not just me then .", "i seem to remember watching it several times , and i grew up without cable .", "i remember it from somewhere ." ]
[ "so i got a vasectomy . and i did not anticipate how many * old people * would offer their unsolicited comments about how i 'll regret it someday . thanks but you and your disapproving clicks of your dentures can fuck off ." ]
[ "hpliferaft" ]
why would you regret it ? ca n't they be reversed ?
Worker_Drone_37
[ "i 've been in this state for a couple of days .", "i would n't =)", "i 'm german and i had to smile ;)", "i saw one on the road .", "i 'd call mine the \" hms if you can read this you are fucked \" .", "i guess someone did n't want to mess up their clothes with the seatbelt .", "i think op was going for creepiness .", "i know how hard it can be to make one fucking phone - call .", "i need to read the books again .", "i 'm pretty sure he logged off in this clip .", "i accept all my flaws .", "i miss this old fuck :(", "i 'm hitting 30.000 km , still on my first set .", "i do n't .", "i got a logitech remote for 70 euros off .", "i 'd rather kill myself .", "i liked the old reddit more where your spelling was corrected with a regexp expression .", "i 've earned the right to use a gui / wizzard .", "i hope he found his peace .", "i want in on these lulz !", "i 'll even do the dishes ;)", "i would rather see the tommies win .", "i just ca n't do small - talk .", "i 'm kinda lusting after the 1990 right now .", "i 'm autistic .", "i just want everything to stop .", "i said it * * might * * have been for good reason .", "i 'm having difficulties breathing just looking at this and i 'm not even allergic .", "i compare the turning radius of mine usually to that of an oil tanker .", "i would n't count on that .", "i wonder why we do n't get those in europe .", "i was trying to reply to your parent and fucked up .", "i would really like some insight from a psychologist about these cases .", "i 've always known that i was different ....", "i think the mbp should be compared with a x1 carbon , if at all .", "i think the bezels on the 11 \" should still be a bit thinner .", "i really should go and play with it .", "i 'd buy that .", "i think the engine is just maxed out .", "i need to start watching this series .", "i wanna do that .", "i guess someone went for the cheap stickers .", "i think i 'll take the raptor over this .", "i will die as i have existed .", "i 'm seriously sick of manual transmissions and would never ever buy another manual car .", "i like it , but it 's faaaaaaaaaar from being sporty .", "i also fondly remember the odd male teacher being helpless with a vcr .", "i remember when my 64 mb sd - card died of old age .", "i know you wanted to be rude , but this really is something an autistic person might ask .", "i also got to wake up the next day , heh .", "i know how that feels :( .", "i remember my parents watching alf with me .", "i 'd count that as a positive outcome .", "i take it hawaii pizza is n't a thing where you live ?", "i browse reddit daily for hours and i have n't seen it before ....", "i wish i had a dad like that .", "i know how that feels :(", "i should get mine next week .", "i 'll help ya , buddy .", "i 'll use that .", "i 'm not overly optimistic .", "i feel sorry for him .", "i will , eventually .", "i know the feels ...", "i 'm \" smart \" and it 's killing me .", "i spend entire days on reddit and have n't seen it yet .", "i really should go and play with it .", "i wish you a positive 2015 .", "i 'm afraid that we will also be needing ground support .", "i 'm in an airplane about to crash .", "i 'd be dead and people will feel awful for not believing it .", "i watch physics documentaries and lectures .", "i believe it should read : . \" monday , the 24th , * * bitch * * .", "i hate these things .", "i am indeed very intolerant when it comes to the evil called religion and stupid people .", "i 've read the specs .", "i wish my city would do something like this .", "i see a great future for you in intelligence and politics .", "i never said they were n't allowed to ruin the site .", "i 'll bring the matches .", "i could n't .", "i like supercars best when they look used : dirty and partially damaged .", "i do n't use it often , though .", "i 'm against gm in general , no matter the reason , being it tradition or religious motivated .", "i wish she would show them to us .", "i still do n't see the point , please explain ?", "i thought the wooden palette was a nice touch .", "i like this shot better than all those obviously arranged \" action shots \" of food in a pan .", "i will keep that in mind , thank you .", "i 'm hoping to own the new focus rs eventually .", "i just use one of .", "i wish i was like other people .", "i 'm smart and unstable .", "i 'm not op ;) i will be seeing my doctor next week about it .", "i think you 'll find that he retired a day early .", "i do n't know .", "i 'll think i 'll take my 1.6l for a spin later .", "i , personally , treat it as such .", "i 'll give him a chance .", "i might have seen this on wpd before , yeah ." ]
[ "i 've lost all motivation to do anything . what the fuck happened to me ? i ca n't get behind anything more . i just exist ... i 'm not even motivated to rant properly . help ." ]
[ "Desslochbro" ]
you are depressed .
BombTheFuckers
[ "i hope to one day get that award .", "i thought it was a goatee .", "i would have punched that dude in the face if he touched my food .", "i 'm able to accept thing , get over it and move on .", "i 'm afraid to ask how many other creepy personal details you know about her .", "i did n't justify anything .", "i never said anything about \" suffering , you did microdick .", "i hail from level -10 .", "i 'll make you hot cocoa from dirty toilet paper ." ]
[ "help . i just let a guy suck me off for money . really . i was lonely and horny and on craigslist . i m not even gay . i thought i might be but literally the second i got there the feeling went away and then i felt bad so i just went through with it . i feel so ashamed of myself what do i do . i 'm such an idiot . god fucking dammit ." ]
[ "faaaaaakeeeeeeee" ]
get over it and move on with your life . it 's about experiences , good and bad .
Pakuni
[ "i guess i ’m wondering what ’s wrong with me ?", "i just heard that before and wanted to be careful with it because i did n’t know .", "i 'm in the shower and i dropped the soap .", "i ’m ready to end my relationship", "i hear you on that .", "i know you are but what am i ?", "i hate this 100 %", "i hope to never have that many guns pointed at me ever again .", "i do n't want to wash myself with it until the soap is clean .", "i need one of those loops so bad .", "i 'll be more aware of what i can call bulletproof from now on .", "i 've got an indoor / outdoor kitty and i always hope people appreciate his company .", "i ’m very independent and happy when i ’m single .", "i ’m so glad he ’s not alone in the world .", "i told him we would talk later and he kept insisting we talk on the phone .", "i did n't make too much it was really tasty !", "i 'm too afraid to bend over and pick it up even because of what everyone says will happen .", "i woke up feeling no different .", "i think the problem is and always has been with me .", "i had no idea !", "i left him hanging told him not to worry and went to sleep ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �", "not trying to hate here because i agree with what you ’re saying , but i think spooky has derived from a racist term “ spook ” it ’s roots definitely are n’t fun .", "the word “ spooky ” is n’t racist in origin . it was used by some people that way in the 40s and 50s but the word itself is much older ." ]
[ "livingroomcandle", "eeemry", "scrappy-paradox" ]
oh good ! i had no idea ! thanks for clarity . i just heard that before and wanted to be careful with it because i did n’t know .
eeemry
[ "i have n't really noticed any change in my industry .", "i thought it was funny � �", "i love the picture but it looks a bit washed out", "i ’m glad there are people brave enough to do it though .", "i think it depends on how the game interprets the order of kills .", "i love how it tells you to “ be proud of your death count ” .", "i just adopted a rescue dog and he looks very similar .", "i love it thank you !", "i ’m guessing that ’s the highest ?", "i really enjoyed this .", "i have n’t heard of this yet", "i had to train mine to do it .", "i went to the one in rochester .", "i think it depends on how the game interprets the order of kills .", "i love it when my dog stretches like this .", "i hope your name is n’t brian and you were n’t born in 1996 .", "i ’ve taught my dog to growl at the words “ donald trump ” .", "i did n’t realize .", "i also heard the “ no blood ” thing .", "i do n’t know he seems pretty serious to me ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �", "not trying to hate here because i agree with what you ’re saying , but i think spooky has derived from a racist term “ spook ” it ’s roots definitely are n’t fun ." ]
[ "livingroomcandle", "eeemry" ]
the word “ spooky ” is n’t racist in origin . it was used by some people that way in the 40s and 50s but the word itself is much older .
scrappy-paradox
[ "i guess i ’m wondering what ’s wrong with me ?", "i just heard that before and wanted to be careful with it because i did n’t know .", "i 'm in the shower and i dropped the soap .", "i ’m ready to end my relationship", "i hear you on that .", "i know you are but what am i ?", "i hate this 100 %", "i hope to never have that many guns pointed at me ever again .", "i do n't want to wash myself with it until the soap is clean .", "i need one of those loops so bad .", "i 'll be more aware of what i can call bulletproof from now on .", "i 've got an indoor / outdoor kitty and i always hope people appreciate his company .", "i ’m very independent and happy when i ’m single .", "i ’m so glad he ’s not alone in the world .", "i told him we would talk later and he kept insisting we talk on the phone .", "i did n't make too much it was really tasty !", "i 'm too afraid to bend over and pick it up even because of what everyone says will happen .", "i woke up feeling no different .", "i think the problem is and always has been with me .", "i had no idea !", "i left him hanging told him not to worry and went to sleep ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
not trying to hate here because i agree with what you ’re saying , but i think spooky has derived from a racist term “ spook ” it ’s roots definitely are n’t fun .
eeemry
[ "i say go for it my dude .", "i think german would be the third closest , since it 's also a west - germanic language .", "i hate all this shit .", "i always upvote people , when their messages are polite or respectful .", "i wish the meds worked for me .", "i 'm black and i too disagree", "i 'd fart whenever i walk into a room , and pretend to be a vengeful spirit .", "i think it 's person of culture in this context .", "i am all god on this blessed day :)", "i think it 's only really still used for severe narcolepsy after everything else has been tried .", "i know for sure that denmark does n't .", "i say go for it .", "i feel the same sorta .", "i guess i misunderstood and though it was a direct equivalency .", "i really envy your faith in the american electorate .", "i do n't think he 's gon na listen .", "i know a karen who 's black , but she still really ... kareny", "i do , but only because things are even worse now somehow .", "i guess i 'd have to , since i would n't be leaving my room for food .", "i am drunk .", "i wonder what he thinks of methamphetamine though ?", "i know a karen who 's black , but she still really ... kareny", "i 'm sure he 's capable of a nuanced discussion on race ...", "i do n't think they 're actually joking .", "i really do .", "i was fine with math until the numbers were replaced with letters .", "i just fixed it .", "i 'm pretty sure in the last scene with the two of them he ! calls her mom !", "i 'd choose the second , then give out unlimited books to the proletariat .", "i wish i were joking .", "i 'm not sure where you heard that but there absolutely is a j in french .", "i think they mean christie .", "i wo n't .", "i laugh at memes while i wait for death !", "i 'm pretty sure in the last scene with the two of them he ! calls her mom !", "i meant the way the letter is pronounced * in french * not english .", "i 'd replace from with to .", "i greatly appreciating you explaining this fine burn to me .", "i really envy your faith in the american electorate .", "i 'm drunk ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �", "i 've been thinking much about my own language lately , like how you can offend someone in a joking matter using only 2 words like \" swear \" - \" name \"" ]
[ "livingroomcandle", "throwaway82949302" ]
what language ?
Jafooki
[ "i m trying to spread positivity :)", "i have no one to say goodnight to , so goodnight", "i wish you the best of luck getting into that uni � � � �", "i wish my ex said this to me once would 've been another worlds then without her" ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
i 've been thinking much about my own language lately , like how you can offend someone in a joking matter using only 2 words like " swear " - " name "
throwaway82949302
[ "i see chlamydia in your foreskin .", "i bring the wisdom .", "i fuckedd up her art project .", "i hope you got spooked !", "i use their surname after mamma or papa .", "i love your accent and assume all the men are fabulous lovers .", "i am tyler 's flaccid penis .", "i hope you rot in hell .", "i was thinking of working for the ttc on the subway as a pole dancer .", "i should have called .", "i see from your nails you ’ve been suffering from diarrhea lately .", "i wish i could give you my menstrual cramps .", "i hope he teaches english .", "i have never hear that expression before !", "i will call next time .", "i think confessing and paying him back would only strengthen your bond .", "i have it on dvd :(", "i hated waiting for 'em to cool down .", "i guess being gay could put a * dumper in * the relationship .", "i do n't know why , but i heartily - upvoted this comment .", "i 'll let you kick my sweaty left tecticle for one of the tickets !", "i hope she dies .", "i ’m so impressed op was swift with law enforcement .", "i am doing alcohol often .", "i would ’ve recorded his words on my phone and let him ramble .", "i need a cigarette", "i ’d roast the gay out of you too , but i ’m not a fucking miracle - worker .", "i bet you have a crusty cum - sock squirrelled away in your room somewhere .", "i died at \" unorthadox breadcrumbs \" � �", "i bring the wisdom .", "i see chronic periodontal and necrotizing ulcerative gingivitis in your future .", "i froze in the moment .", "i died at 0:36 - the attitude of that bird to his owner !", "i agree that grandmother use and purpose are changing .", "i always thought you only tip at a restaurant or to the delivery driver .", "i hope to high hell you get professional help a.s.a.p .", "i ’ll see myself out .", "i 'm actually angry at how witty your reply was .", "i hope you got spooked !", "i have it on dvd :(", "i guess being gay could put a * dumper in * the relationship .", "i need a cigarette", "i thought i smelled rotting seafood", "i see chlamydia in your foreskin .", "i love the irony of op “ confessing ” this here like this .", "i was thinking of working for the ttc on the subway as a pole dancer .", "i see from your nails you ’ve been suffering from diarrhea lately .", "i think i have this .", "i fuckedd up her art project .", "i ’ve saved this read for my next poo .", "i am tyler 's flaccid penis .", "i just started watching sex and the city again so this is great !", "i see from your nails you ’ve been suffering from diarrhea lately .", "i love your accent and assume all the men are fabulous lovers .", "i hope you catch her doing something horrible , like brushing her diarrheaed asshole with your toothbrush .", "i would ’ve recorded his words on my phone and let him ramble .", "i ’m so sorry this is psychological torture and i do n’t blame you for wanting relief .", "i dunno man , i ’d have to ask jordan peterson about this .", "i hope he teaches english .", "i hope you catch her doing something horrible , like brushing her diarrheaed asshole with your toothbrush .", "i do n’t speak granola bull dyke , thanks for the translation .", "i thought i smelled rotting seafood", "i hope she dies .", "i think i have this .", "i ’m so impressed op was swift with law enforcement .", "i want to hear all about it !", "i see her at parties and she visits with her daughter to our place sometimes for parties .", "i hope you build a nice life for yourself with kind , supportive friends and cut your parents out .", "i hope you die of dysentery and in your mom ’s bathroom .", "i 'm ok with who i am .", "i died at \" unorthadox breadcrumbs \" � �", "i 'm interested in your reaction to the video .", "i think confessing and paying him back would only strengthen your bond .", "i bet you have a crusty cum - sock squirrelled away in your room somewhere .", "i see chronic periodontal and necrotizing ulcerative gingivitis in your future .", "i do n’t speak granola bull dyke , thanks for the translation .", "i hope you die of dysentery and in your mom ’s bathroom .", "i hope you rot in hell .", "i would n't change a god damn thing .", "i ’m so sorry this is psychological torture and i do n’t blame you for wanting relief .", "i ’ll see myself out .", "i would n't change a god damn thing .", "i use their surname after mamma or papa .", "i hope you build a nice life for yourself with kind , supportive friends and cut your parents out .", "i think i have this .", "i do n't know much and my next step is to read the tennat agreement / landlord bylaws .", "i just want to punch his duck - lips smirk so badly .", "i hated waiting for 'em to cool down .", "i think confessing and paying him back would only strengthen your bond .", "i did the meth ; 3 years .", "i did the meth ; 3 years .", "i ’d cry too if i got stung by hundreds of bees and puffed up like that .", "i just want to punch his duck - lips smirk so badly .", "i was lazy when i could ’ve helped seniors .", "i am doing alcohol often .", "i ’ve saved this read for my next poo .", "i have never hear that expression before !", "i want in install a cat door but am too lazy .", "i wish i could give you my menstrual cramps .", "i would ’ve recorded his words on my phone and let him ramble ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
boo ! i hope you got spooked !
Drunk-Psychic
[ "i 'm a girl and what is this ?", "i ’m so sorry .", "i found this oddly inspiring .", "i hover a lot but always wipe .", "i always saw shosanna as the main character", "i 'm so sorry .", "i needed that laugh , thank you", "i loved double dash , it 's always been my favorite by far .", "i love chili cheese sandwiches !", "i feel like i ’ve definitely seen wolf spiders roughly the size of the one in the photo .", "i 'm hungover .", "i think his “ touch ” is john williams ’ score lol .", "i agree , i think it 's really fucked up .", "i need a gif", "i think i 'd feel really sexy in one", "i know i ’m missing something here lol .", "i hate that so much lol", "i dunno why you were downvoted .", "i wish benz and bale were on .", "i do not like her .", "i ’m a+ and this is how i remember my type :)", "i thought this was a parody site for way too long .", "i , too , was 16 once .", "i think you 're right .", "i thought they made the color look really cool .", "i can verify this .", "i would n't go that far .", "i fucking worked at subway for a few years .", "i felt movement at 15 weeks as a ftm", "i pump every 4 hours or so .", "i 've never played solitaire .", "i did this a few years ago without going through insurance and had a wonderful experience .", "i wish you were my friend .", "i hope in my next life , i get them again .", "i will have to check out that place .", "i threw a bunch of grandpa chips war medals off the bridge", "i routinely watch the series and skip this episode every single time .", "i totally want to buy some hot rollers now .", "i do n't think that 's the point at all .", "i 'm all the way in ohio , though :(", "i see what you are saying .", "i completely agree with this and yet i ca n’t get past the level of pandering in the art", "i saw it !", "i do n't mean to sound so stupid but what is a \" grip \" exactly ?", "i love his attitude as well !", "i want to hug him .", "i 'm out to dinner , this is what it says on the bathroom door above the lock", "i did n't mean to suggest that literally every man finds me attractive .", "i love this place so much and i always will .", "i just want to make sure i do everything i can to put my baby first .", "i felt kicks at 15 weeks with my first", "i love it so much .", "i love ohio .", "i miss james .", "i was super disappointed", "i wish that were me .", "i got a huge , extremely comfortable nice looking sectional from big lots for $ 700 .", "i do n't even know what this is from but i started laughing", "i feel bad for you", "i 've always thought david wallace was such a hottie .", "i swear i saw this before between other people", "i need to take a page out of op 's book .", "i dunno why you were downvoted .", "i have a bf in the army so do nt even try .", "i 'm voting for dukakis .", "i wish every post had some awesome armchair psychology in it .", "i thought atletico was in third ?", "i fucking love this passage too , and it 's great that others appreciate it as well .", "i knew 80/101 of those celebs by name .", "i love how much he keeps trying", "i feel like i ’ve definitely seen wolf spiders roughly the size of the one in the photo .", "i am so sorry for your loss .", "i do not understand this at all", "i 'm voting for dukakis .", "i do n't know why but this is really cute .", "i 'm really thinking about getting one now .", "i 've hardly installed anything .", "i found this incredibly tasteless .", "i 'd love to read it .", "i love the look of the neck and sleeve length .", "i love how she says color lol .", "i 'm a girl and i like whiskey .", "i love the idea of limiting / banning screens in public .", "i 'm a girl and what is this ?", "i ’ve totally been in that situation before at work lol .", "i 'm not really moving away tomorrow :(", "i will know that i have made it in life when i have an eames :)", "i 'm so glad i read this .", "i never thought of that before .", "i 'm looking for help here , not trying to start a fight .", "i miss watching him", "i actually love ray ; i think he 's a poet .", "i 'm such a douche .", "i just recently re - watched this movie and about melted when he said that .", "i love this take on it !", "i 've always thought dorothy was a pretty name .", "i agree with this , but this clip allllways cheers me up", "i think op 's guilt may also be tied to frustration of the unfair responsibility put on them .", "i do n't stand up for myself when it really counts .", "i am just trying to comprehend what the words in \" qu'est - ce qu'une nation ? \"" ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
i love this
amheekin
[ "i 'm curious !", "i need it in my hands ! !", "i feel like \" spooky \" is like a baby version of scary ." ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
i love this . this is so cute . you 're totally right though . i feel like " spooky " is like a baby version of scary . so so cute
alissaforbes1
[ "i usually prefer unmasked variants but she 's so hideous , especially compared to the actual face model", "i suggest we act like this comment chain never happened", "i honestly do nt give a shit lol i 'll stick with it for mk11", "i 'd appreciate any sort of help cuz i just wanna play some sekiro and this is drivin me nuts", "i 'm aware however i was tryna find some explanation , it was taken down from literally everywhere idk", "i love you lil b", "i m ready for the aids man", "i like sleeping at night but thanks", "i need to see this", "i have never used it outside of bm", "i m sick of grinding bro , i just want my skarlet shit .", "i love this shit niggas w ridiculous usernames fightin each other", "i see this word thrown around so much i do n't think these people know what it means anymore", "i wish the game was alive", "i do nt think there s a problem here really", "i think that life is comical", "i do n't want it to die maaaan", "i love this , everyone in this sub so damn pretentious", "i just bought the game and i 'm planning to play skarlet lol", "i wanted to make it obvious to avoid having to use /s like a retard", "i think its a quite common misconception to think their names come first", "i ca nt believe you are asking this .", "i 've seen it linked here at least once , but i can not find it anymore", "i love this boy so much its unreal", "i thought these were nt allowed", "i 'm just gon na get him for the novelty of having jiren", "i 'm sick and tired of the fucking randomized krypt", "i only have one , make sure the game is using my gpu and not my integrated ?", "i usually play mid top and adc", "i missed you guys", "i can finally begin playing zamasu online !", "i 'm fucking fuming so hard right now", "i said the exact opposite . game developing which * is n't * really an easy job *", "i know right ?", "i said come in !", "i agree , cut content is never a good thing", "i 'm torn , what do i pick ?" ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
man this is very wholesome and i needed it . happy halloween bro
street_snail_is_gay
[ "i hear that ] is similarly effective jank with 99 lands .", "i wonder if he learned 10 more lessons since then ...", "i have those same cards in near - mint , and would n't consider charging $ 5 .", "i just wanted to cut the rest of the schpiel .", "i 'm in a racist part of the country .", "i disagree with myself quite often .", "i know nothing of tabletop simulator .", "i 'm getting a rhcp bassline vibe , but mellower .", "i am reminded of lamar the headcrab for some reason ...", "i am both easy and hard .", "i find it amusing that neheb has more support from born of the gods than his deity .", "i threw in the two 1 mana cycle - lands .", "i owe you a wish .", "i have never heard of these .", "i started in alara .", "i love it when a church comes together", "i like stacking her dodge vapors with a jester 's solo .", "i have some friends who would want that first one .", "i do n't know - the world series of poker is pretty popular .", "i have an army", "i wonder if he 's gon na meet dr .", "i take your point , lol .", "i believe by \" google docs \" you mean \" webmd \"", "i kinda like it .", "i missed the protean / protein pun until * right now *", "i did not suggest a world record for * height * , did i ?", "i am sorry for your loss , but i am happy you found the connection .", "i can be a pendant too !", "i 'm looking specifically at : . * !", "i completely missed that my card screwed all creatures without haste .", "i now want a ms . frizzle skin .", "i 3 terese neilson is what i 'm getting at .", "i do not know that sub well enough to know its bot ...", "i believe the tubes come out ?", "i for one have n't .", "i also like throwing penrose tiling at my players occasionally .", "i hope you 're into yoga , 'cause that pose looks uncomfortable .", "i work in telemarketing now and it 's much easier on me .", "i am very confused .", "i 'll just be over here gaining tons of mana and life .", "i want no plants whatsoever .", "i love it .", "i was referring to the heart of the mountain", "i think it 's technically trademark and patent laws , rather than copyright .", "i actually only got introduced to jon bois due to posting this on reddit , just now .", "i 'll be happy to replace the last line if you can come up with one that 's better :)", "i 'm starting to doubt whether i had one .", "i sometimes get allergic reactions that look like that ...", "i remember using this on an ] to go undefeated my first time at a pre - release .", "i 'm american , but can read and speak russian on an intermediate level .", "i feel like your sentiment is echoed in", "i can just barely get my head around canadian highlander .", "i thought it was part of dominaria .", "i love it when a church comes together", "i still love m10 's ] and ]", "i know his last one in infinity war was \" ... daddy ? \"", "i 'm going to call this one thermal detonator , although its referencing a different movie .", "i am much more turned on now", "i sang this to war pigs by black sabbath .", "i also second the idea of additional fiend hunters .", "i love that ] still fits in your cmc restriction .", "i 'm a computery guy", "i hope he gets fired directly because of my actions .", "i have no theories about the gatewatch , partially due to oversaturation at the moment .", "i blame glim glam .", "i feel like bards should also interact with lore counters - sagas are theirs as much as songs are .", "i am also anosmic .", "i 'm good against midrange , and about 50/50 v removal - based control .", "i mean , yanngu is in the top 47 most annoying planeswalkers ...", "i did n't know that was a card .", "i do n't know .", "i also understood it .", "i realized my mistake after i looked up the price .", "i think it was something like thesaurizethis ?", "i run kefnet , m'self .", "i should n't have clicked it .", "i need a new bucket of water !", "i 've been improvising in locrian , in preparation for a composition in it .", "i like how the third ability mirrors ] .", "i 'm sorry - is that planeswalker with a triggered ability ?", "i went green .", "i was very confused as to why an rpg would be speaking to me .", "i like pineapple and anchovy on the same pie .", "i forgot to search for self - buffers .", "i 'm an npc .", "i would say he 's solidly temur , with a splash of black .", "i always thought you were saying \" cellotape \" , like \" cellophane \" ...", "i . am . your singing telegram * * * blam * * *", "i feel like \" jumbo \" ought to do something with an elephant token .", "i recently discovered that my cousin has started dating my friend / barman .", "i feel like i would trust someone with my address before i would trust them with my heart .", "i did a thing , and it was glorious :) .", "i am beyond pissed that \" the commons \" is a * rare *", "i once got imitation - suede boots , from what turned out to be an elvish impersonator .", "i imagine he would somehow manage to link the fire , despite being in a different game .", "i think i 've settled on mina and denn , but i have a further question", "i literally came up with the first three that popped in my head .", "i mean , there 's infinite landfall combos available ...", "i clicked one button to change it for you .", "i just do n't know how a mouse and keyboard work !" ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �", "not trying to hate here because i agree with what you ’re saying , but i think spooky has derived from a racist term “ spook ” it ’s roots definitely are n’t fun ." ]
[ "livingroomcandle", "eeemry" ]
the racist term ' spook ' came from the previously existing word ' spook ' , a loanword from the dutch .
Dracon_Pyrothayan
[ "i thought you were male oops !", "i ’m going to send this to a friend who needs some inspiring words !", "i mean how old are you , where did it happen ?", "i got that bro , just trying to add something interesting", "i poked his cheek on the school bus .", "i thought “ first ” said “ finest ” .", "i poked his cheek on the school bus .", "i got that bro , just trying to add something interesting", "i would suggest just a packet of her favourite lollies / biscuits :)", "i had a party , where i invited my friends and my boyfriend", "i think liam neeson balances it out tho", "i would suggest just a packet of her favourite lollies / biscuits :)", "i hope someday i can read you as easily and eagerly as you ’ll read this book", "i ’m just curious because in australia , i ’ve never come across it .", "i do n’t think so .", "i was screenshotting during the conversation", "i wish it were .", "i do n’t think so .", "i was screenshotting during the conversation", "i hope someday i can read you as easily and eagerly as you ’ll read this book", "i can turn my bellybutton inside out", "i mean yeah , let ’s not encourage aids etc .", "i was screenshotting during the conversation", "i thought “ first ” said “ finest ” .", "i thought he was on a red carpet and the lights behind were flashes lol", "i got inspired by another post on this sub about a road called “ the lane ”", "i mean how old are you , where did it happen ?", "i think liam neeson balances it out tho", "i mean yeah , let ’s not encourage aids etc .", "i ’m going to send this to a friend who needs some inspiring words !", "i wish it were .", "i mean do n’t hit on all of the girls as a heads up", "i ’m just curious because in australia , i ’ve never come across it .", "i can turn my bellybutton inside out", "i had a party , where i invited my friends and my boyfriend", "i thought he was on a red carpet and the lights behind were flashes lol", "i got inspired by another post on this sub about a road called “ the lane ”", "i thought you were male oops !", "i mean do n’t hit on all of the girls as a heads up", "i was screenshotting during the conversation" ]
[ "language is so cute . it makes me really happy that we have words like “ spooky ” that basically means “ it ’s scary , but in a fun way ! ” � �" ]
[ "livingroomcandle" ]
absolutely ! happy halloween ! : d
liz1558
[ "i 'm literally a mod for a gun club subreddit .", "i prefer trains across europe .", "i 've literally been punched in the dick by metro like this .", "i think i 'll be buying it .", "i know a budget guy .", "i think you were watching an x - man recruit training .", "i 'll bet they scrupulously remove it when they are n't driving with a baby .", "i 'm straight up doc holiday from tombstone .", "i thought brevity was the soul of wit .", "i 'm curious how you will manage to live free of concern as to how you will pay bills .", "i 'm gon na lean on the police website .", "i 'd rather not be outgunned then .", "i just wish i could taste the freedom of mags to my doorstep .", "i hate laundry but love mowing the lawn .", "i 'm not certain i would .", "i meant conservapedia .", "i thought income taxes were created to finance wwi .", "i had a friend who got to redo a whole semester for free because he got testicular cancer .", "i was unemployed for eleven months .", "i have one company i 'd like to feel some pain ...", "i respectfully disagree , but i see where you 're coming from .", "i think i really only care about the damn fish , actually .", "i suppose legions of black ops agents is a good substitute , too .", "i 'm going back to state of decay for my zombie killing needs .", "i hope you were using a 1911 for authenticity .", "i just went naked for maximum rolls .", "i guess this is why we keep electing them ?", "i 'm sorry .", "i know lucky gunner used a primed casing with no projectile .", "i 'm a liberal .", "i 'm not even joking , i do n't even bother with ketchup anymore .", "i 'll take all of them off your hands .", "i 'm not really that invested .", "i 'm pretty sure there 's a feynman quote on this .", "i 'm not saying whether he did or did n't do it .", "i need to see more commas before i can evaluate your post .", "i spent twelve hundred bucks on a scam .", "i would be beyond pissed if ups fucked that up .", "i thought this guy was a straight shooter .", "i have one company i 'd like to feel some pain ...", "i 'm not a restaurant , though .", "i 'm saying i love that pattern !", "i 'm guessing you 're in california .", "i said worst case scenario .", "i 'm almost thinking to give up for a couple years .", "i wonder if anyone will ever tell that story ...", "i think they 're trying to maximize hysteria and sales .", "i 'll bet you have trouble with metal detectors .", "i have to send the slide back because i 've been getting tons of failures .", "i do n't have the guts to tell him to knock it off .", "i do n't want to interrupt my drinking time with work !", "i do my best to try to see my reactions from the views of others .", "i have desperately tried to point this out in my annual evaluation ...", "i 'm really surprised that they bite their tongues as much as they do .", "i 'd better see some smaller grips on the market soon .", "i put in for tickets .", "i see an arm - off boy crossover ...", "i 'll bet those dudes are super - buff , though .", "i ca n't find any .", "i ca n't pass up a sweet deal like that .", "i live a block from the office .", "i love the irony that qt is known for his great dialogue , too .", "i started thinking about the ammo i was using .", "i 'm thinking about grabbing one , too .", "i doubt anyone includes ops scenario in their childfree planning .", "i 'm gon na need a screenshot of your peepers .", "i have the fde model , so i have no idea what stencil color i would use .", "i do n't depend on criminals following laws .", "i hate atr as much as anyone can .", "i 'm more concerned about the person who only has a hundred rounds .", "i 'm in the bottom 10 % !", "i 'd have sold it to him even if he did n't have one .", "i have zero abandons , and i still suck .", "i wonder how many politicians are scumbags but are also tech savvy ...", "i 'm a citizen born in dc , and i 'd never feel the need to buy a gun .", "i almost forgot about that .", "i 'm in the bottom 10 % !", "i suppose it 's possible to get away with it .", "i guess we both got disappointed .", "i can sneak up on everything now .", "i 'm trying .", "i have fifteen different kinds of salt .", "i use aluminium foil .", "i 'll bet they 'll lock up the elevator on move in day .", "i do n't think they expected to get this level of vitriol .", "i almost considered this guy 's opinion !", "i have no context or anything invested in this outcome ! \"", "i 'm about 1k rounds in ...", "i bought a horse when i wanted to move from whiterun to solitude .", "i do nt follow your syllogism .", "i could play dota for 100 hours in a week .", "i really need to write this down . \"", "i should probably be punished with a lmgtfy link .", "i 'm gon na snuggle the shit out of babou", "i just get very nervous when people throw that term around in regards to s2 .", "i thought your pm outlawed all useful things .", "i just lowered the standard so gradually that i wear jeans , tshirt , and flipflops to work .", "i think you might have the timing on your a2 upside - down .", "i 'll never understand why people train to do things with gear that replaces something you should be strengthening .", "i 'm conflicted because i 'm a democrat ." ]
[ "silent . i was up until 6 am studying for a midterm . i decided an hour or two of sleep would be good for me . i set about 4 extra alarms in addition to the normal ones to wake me up for the class . i woke up 2 hours after class ended . on my way to my immediate following class i checked my phone ... i was so wrapped up in studying i forgot to make sure the sound was on ." ]
[ "Ganglofmeister" ]
my phone is always on silent , but there 's an option that says , basically , " oh , silent ? bitch , i 'm an alarm . beep beep motherfucker ! " also , i 'm sorry .
doogles
[ "i get it , our country sucks , club is in debt , shit happens .", "i spent so much time on that game .", "i was talking about lawler .", "i just like building cars .", "i like gtrs .", "i m looking to grab one next year .", "i 'm free at nights for the next week .", "i 'm laughing in disbelief right now .", "i 'm praying it was just precautionary otherwise i 'm fucked as well .", "i just flew out 3 days ago and it was fine .", "i feel you have n't watched stewart play .", "i 'm gon na try this .", "i quit after she walked out of the barn .", "i love this but wish it was slowed down a little .", "i ve ran them on my g8 and sc300 .", "i was actually hoping we 'd get blown out each game honestly .", "i do have skype but do n't use it much .", "i had a g8 with the dod deleted and still got 16 city and 24 highway .", "i could if it 's your preferred method .", "i 'd be interested depending on what you have done in the past .", "i need 8 each from crabtree and agholor .", "i can get 24ish easy with my 6.2 . that 's on a stupid rich factory tune as well .", "i 'll pay any fees necessary if someone adopts her .", "i wish this was bigger news .", "i d be willing to adopt him .", "i did not know that .", "i do body work for a dealership approved shop .", "i would have sold my kidney to make that happen .", "i am super sad i never got to see this beautiful man play .", "i 'm down always .", "i m taking up golf .", "i have supra tt brakes going on my sc and i 'm super excited .", "i love you too .", "i 've been fighting it for past 12 years .", "i 've been trying to find a good way to explain this to people .", "i 've gotten everything to work including kane 's wrath , tib sun , original games , etc ...", "i was 3 episodes away from finishing damn it .", "i have a 2010 cc , which is same style and it definitely does not sit too low .", "i just ca n't get over his play last season .", "i tried to move the coins almost immediately but could n't .", "i got mine for $ 38600 three weeks ago .", "i will always remember him as a timberwolf .", "i ve been doing it that way for a decade on every single car .", "i said fuck it , walked away .", "i 've walked there on foot a million times at all hours and never had problems .", "i would truly be grateful .", "i d love to get tiberian sun another play through .", "i bought mine at autozone .", "i bet i 'd shit myself watching him do taxes .", "i was happy with him as my 3rd pick .", "i have n't seen brent smith on here and that 's a damn shame .", "i m a licensed fucktard .", "i ve been contemplating a move to the pnw for quite some time now .", "i stepped away from the game in 2013 .", "i 've been using cb with no issues .", "i never liked when people go stat heavy and use that as the end all .", "i second this glorious petition to help represent the motherland .", "i 'm free after about 6 pm today and can try and help out .", "i 'm at 14psi .", "i just thought they 'd get a crate motor from factory .", "i second this motion .", "i went to er for 3 stitches on inside of my lip after a fight .", "i would have sucked a dick for a gxp .", "i watched the game .", "i 'm picturing you as homer when he had a snake latched on him .... \" snakes ...", "i 've seen it .", "i 'm not too technically aware of network limits but just wondering if this scenario could somehow play out ." ]
[ "i quit . i m retiring i 'm content with the fact that i will never live up to the hype and i 'm okay with that . i m a get professional help , dueces !" ]
[ "fuckyoutimes100" ]
manziel ? that you ? whoever you are , best of luck .
Vultras
[ "i hate math .", "i ca nt even remember what i ate this morning ...", "i do nt have a favorite for once because all of it is so awesome !", "i must say though that i 've never used 95 ...", "i can live with four hours sleep ...", "i have a $ 20 procotor silex :(", "i m guilty of something similar :/", "i would look for a new job whenever possible .", "i should learn python ...", "i feel a lot of weight on me where i did nt think it would be prior .", "i wish mine would drink on occasion ...", "i m running tails on a slate of a laptop .", "i make streak , stir fry , just about anything and always learning more ...", "i always look for the cheapest / highestalcoholpervolume and say its for homework .", "i d like to know more about cisco cert material ...", "i do nt have anymore contact with my old hs friends .", "i keep forgetting to print out my wallet :/ i should really start doing that ...", "i was hoping someone would catch on ...", "i would nt want to but sounds ineteresting", "i think ep 2 .", "i d call it off before too much headache causes the beginnings of hostility .", "i did nt want to jump to ebay or amazon without getting advice .", "i d freak out if it did in a public place with them hobo stds ...", "i heard sawsall blades are best for making first picks .", "i only know chammomile", "i was about to say the same thing .", "i m a wing fan .", "i feel bad but hopeful at the same time .", "i think mint is next ...", "i went to bingo a few times .", "i use it to piss off microsoft .", "i do nt understand what the client means ... is it powered off and under desk ?", "i wish there was more updates :(", "i m sure alot of ppl dropped out due to it being a big wall .", "i came back she said they cried nonstop , the room was hot and she now feels crowded .", "i think you should put yourself first then .", "i would just in case .", "i reuse the containers for packing my lunches .", "i do nt believe it can play blueray .", "i was gunna say brain food", "i m a comp sci major with a cert of achievement in networking .", "i like books .", "i meant upgrades .", "i ve only been to starbucks and teavania :", "i just assumed by the look of things ...", "i have a total of 25 free 1 day dvd rental codes good until 11/30/2014 .", "i do nt book ...", "i have too much stamina :(", "i see what you did thar", "i prefer wet wipes .", "i once knew a girl with a similar situation .", "i got an autograph in my ' 93 emacs manual and a pic of me with him .", "i did nt finish it and i wo nt be finishing the batch anyway- but now its really strong .", "i requested one .", "i have minr on a generic 8 gb angry birds drive i got for nine bucks .", "i imagine myself keying n popping their cars .", "i still think of archer whenever someone talks about isis ... :(", "i 'll just leave this", "i prefer gits though .", "i ve been told that ny is a particually hard city to live in .", "i did n't realize they were serious when they said \" surf the net at blazing hot speeds ! \"", "i think i remember something called freenet ...", "i should know- i make bad memes .", "i d end up killing myself if i did that ...", "i prefer a current , stable release- ty .", "i have nt cheated on her but i do fantasize about being a gonewild couple .", "i do nt see anything wrong :)", "i keep going .", "i formated mine in ubuntu and did nt have a problem .", "i totally misread the subject and was in shock of the upvote .", "i was thinking the same thing ...", "i know this is a recurring post , but i still support this type of post .", "i prefer the current version", "i m so overround but i never let myself snap .", "i guess i m the only one in the world that runs openbox with conky and docky ...", "i too believe i may have a couple , but nothing like this .", "i did that .", "i think so :)", "i want blu or purple .", "i use vim / linux", "i just see the same answer over and over again .", "i do nt think there is even an os out there that s only 1 gb .....", "i have an awesome life ahead of me .", "i do nt get it ...", "i d like to claim her drone as my own .", "i ve never had a bsd phone before ...", "i have nt sun brewed in several years- and even then it was different tea and setup .", "i actually handed one my pocket knife .", "i never thought this would ever happen to me .", "i heard its a dns issue .", "i plan on making a pi phone just to experiment .", "i do nt remember hearing that ..", "i m in a relationship and this is still true ...", "i guess they have enough clientele to afford nightly fog machines", "i do nt do lotion .", "i do nt even know my cakeday ....", "i was imagining streetbike racers going down that alley .", "i want mine to be transulcient .", "i remember now .", "i ca nt stand for such injustices !" ]
[ "answer the phone . we have phone service . so why do n't you ever answer the phone ? why do n't you ever call me ? i have to fucking wait until you get home to find out if you are okay . can never do anything with you ." ]
[ "opentoinput" ]
long distance relationships suck .
lucifargundam