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[ "i hope op sees this .", "i * really * hope the wife was listening to the broadcast ...", "i 'm just curious .", "i think it 's pretty .", "i always wondered .", "i want that shirt now .", "i really do approve of that description .", "i never realised that she 's the daughter of mansfield .", "i am sorry for your son 's condition .", "i have tried re - adding .", "i fell in love .", "i 'm glad that henry dealt with it so quickly .", "i 'm too lazy to do the flip .", "i 've actually been cackling at this for five minutes .", "i 'm sooo gon na make this for myself .", "i 'm dying to know .", "i 'm gon na find something else to wear .", "i love your kid , hands down .", "i love him 3 . that said , all of this !", "i just want to take care of that baby !", "i loved that outfit !", "i am sure she is very thankful that you saved her .", "i 'm a ravenclaw myself , but hufflepuff needs much more love~", "i hope the wire dig into their heads a little bit :)", "i was thinking this exactly .", "i do n't think so .", "i ca n't wait to see the finished product !", "i hope she knows you still love her .", "i am so glad i am not the only one ..", "i hope your cousin is doing alright , she 's better off without her .", "i 'm not into guys , but i do n't mind straight couples or gay couples .", "i 've actually been cackling at this for five minutes .", "i loved the movie .", "i live for these videos", "i am honestly not sure who i feel more sorry for , you or her wife .", "i 'm so glad you had fun .", "i need courage to dye mine again .", "i ca n't seem to find it anywhere", "i 'm not sure posting this is a good idea ..", "i do n't think that is a thing in my country ?", "i hope they kept it with them .", "i would love listening to music with her", "i think the two would get along swimmingly .", "i need a list of all of them , please ?", "i have been raped by another women .", "i had a mate like that .", "i feel like i missed something ?", "i suffer from simple schizophrenia and i have nowhere to turn", "i can confirm that this is 100 % what goes down behind closed doors .", "i am beyond jealous that you are going to see them .", "i 'll ride it out , like i have many times before .", "i hope you two will stay happy !", "i hope you have a wonderful day !", "i think most of us use hooker , but i might steel crocheteer now .", "i will try and look into finding it on vhs .", "i ca n't wait to see what they do with the sequel .", "i 'm very proud of you !", "i love back muscles on girls .", "i really do hope that you 're right about that .", "i know right ?", "i 've taken to hissing like a cat or screeching like a pterodactyl .", "i need this to be true !", "i 'm sorry .", "i do n't know .", "i love them both", "i love you dev stories and i hate thinking that i could miss out on them .", "i am so sorry ..", "i hope the wire dig into their heads a little bit :)", "i sorta want to hear both stories now .", "i almost want to give it a shot now .", "i wo n't stop you from doing what 's right", "i know how to castrate :)", "i 'm glad your grandma was alright .", "i love when they send the ' reply ' /s . seriously , though .", "i meant it every single time i said it , \" i replied .", "i get you .", "i shall use this to my advantage in the future .", "i honestly wonder what kind of chocolate he has been eating .", "i 'm not into guys , but i do n't mind straight couples or gay couples .", "i feel like a horrible person for laughing .. is he okay ?", "i would love to see what you have made .", "i would love to see what you have made .", "i 'm not kidding .", "i personally thank you .", "i 've bought a soony head from a girl on the danish bjd forum .", "i wonder why he would think that would work ..", "i want to ~~steal~~ buy them .", "i happen to have three amazing hufflepuffs in my life and i would n't trade them for the world !", "i 'm alright .", "i am sorry for your loss * hugs you tight *", "i 'll this this next time i try to make anything in pairs .", "i wonder what he thought he was going to gain by sending you that screenshot .", "i hope that is still the case today .", "i just ordered those sizes of hooks just to try to make this !", "i 'm afraid you might need it ...", "i never thought this subreddit would piss me off .", "i 'm sorry that you had to go through that .", "i should learn to open imgur .", "i 'm very proud of you !", "i wonder if the tip was taken out of the kid 's allowance ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "no , i 'm not . i 'm very not ." ]
[ "Thepitt101", "FlirtyNickers" ]
i am sorry that you are not okay . have a virtual hug and just write if there 's anything you need off your chest to a random stranger .
FifiIsBored
[ "i guess there 's a ton of tension at the end of the day .", "i just want to play with all the switches .", "i bet some do", "i 'll have to wait for grand kids .", "i can hear him purring .", "i do n't see where you did anything wrong besides drink too much .", "i went to school with him !", "i got laid off in april .", "i * know * you ai n't talking about me ... unfortunately .", "i took it really well the first few days .", "i think the joke was skids from pooping himself", "i have never recovered from this one .", "i was thinking alabama", "i hope you find where you 're happy soon .", "i think her bag has a concealed area that held it .", "i have never personally experienced this with this camera prior to this instance .", "i think he was implying swatting .", "i hope you figure it out .", "i could be wrong .", "i thought it was another camera .", "i just watched that scene from forrest gump today .", "i hereby promise to use it sparingly .", "i 'm so stealing this .", "i would like to know as well .", "i hope you can recover from this and move on .", "i went back to work two days after the birth of my second child .", "i think you 're on to something .", "i always see a smile when i go down this road .", "i can imagine being at work and my kids in three different schools .... in heavy traffic .", "i had n't heard of that one having withdrawals .", "i had never seen a naked escalator before .", "i love the movement in the fish 's body .", "i 'm assuming in their eyes .", "i thought they were cicadas ?", "i think it was pi", "i watched it a couple of weeks ago and it had subtitles .", "i want this for valentine ’s day , please", "i 'm sorry to hear that .", "i had a dog do that once .", "i think it 's a she .", "i know someone that could benefit from that .", "i want to share my grandmother 's photo soon .", "i think you mean \" pinky \" ?", "i ca n't remember and it 's diving me crazy !", "i was worried she 'd get knocked out and drown .", "i 'd like to carpe his denim ....", "i need to work on my butt aim .", "i 'm sorry .", "i was really hoping the third one would join in", "i missed my chances .", "i ca n't number", "i truly hope she just did n't know that she just killed someone .", "i so need a cat .", "i found the tracks but not the album together .", "i have n't seen a newspaper in ages", "i 've heard this in a tv show or a movie before .", "i 'm lactose intolerant and enjoy cereal with almond milk", "i had no idea .", "i 'm not a doctor but you should be checked for depression as soon as you can .", "i 'm curious how that happened and could have been prevented .", "i 'm very sorry that happened to you .", "i would like to see the tissues used in that dispenser =)", "i 'm very not .", "i 've felt this many times as well", "i would like to enter .", "i like hearing how pet names start", "i got it !" ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
no , i 'm not . i 'm very not .
FlirtyNickers
[ "i would use this every day if it did n't mean having no friends and being labeled an asshole ..", "i do n't know , but i want it !", "i love how this is posted in no sleep but everybody on the plane is asleep lol", "i 'm just trying to find the humor in the situation , no sense in being bitter .", "i 'm curious how this story went down , op?this sounds disgustingly fascinating .", "i get that all the time .", "i , too am an asshole ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "no , but i have faith i will get there some day ." ]
[ "Thepitt101", "rawrmeowslp" ]
you certainly will!keep up that optimism !
pinkturtles0312
[ "i never liked her", "i 'm so happy to see this update .", "i would be pissed if someone drank my chocolate milk .", "i cry when they sing our national anthem at the olympics when we place gold .", "i watched that all the time as a kid !", "i 'm intrigued and need to find where i can get them !", "i do n't :( but thanks for the suggestion .", "i am doing a lot better now that i 've made some changes in my life .", "i 'm always worried or stressed about one thing or another :/", "i love this swirl !", "i called one friend to hangout , but the whole time just thought about being home and alone .", "i feel like i 'm letting my friends , family , and boyfriend down .", "i 'm pretty big on grey 's anatomy .", "i should be able to bust through that with my last few days of vacation !", "i love my thursdays :)", "i 'm taking it on the 12th and am starting to stress out .", "i think it would bug me more if they were wedged in because then they would be upside down .", "i 'm thinking about starting a blog .", "i 'm celebrating in spirit with you ! !", "i would really appreciate some help if anyone is willing to provide it !", "i hate public bathrooms and try to avoid them at all costs", "i hope things get better .", "i guess i need to test my combat skills", "i fear it 's not long enough lol", "i read somewhere that 1 in 5 women will get at least one in their lifetime .", "i 'll be damned if i 'm going to be late because they were n't ready .", "i 'm jealous ! !", "i always get really turned on by it .", "i really wish hedgies were n't illegal in my state .", "i ca n't decide i 'd i like that song or not", "i saw the couch to 5k program and decided that i was going to finally start running .", "i thought about posting mine , but i did n't have it with me .", "i used to watch this one a lot too .", "i must have went to the wrong college !", "i 'll have to look it up", "i hate my job .", "i feel completely numb .", "i got the job :)", "i was wondering the same thing .", "i was thinking the same thing !", "i love it !", "i always thought it made us look really redneck , but they do make good fire pits .", "i have more bath and body works lotion than i could use in my lifetime", "i started taking bcp 3 months ago and the acne has neither cleared nor worsened .", "i wo n't crucify you for it :)", "i feel this .", "i worked retail for two almost three years and vowed never again haha", "i 'm on mobile and it will not let me edit it .", "i am using the calculator on soapcalc.net", "i had port of subs the other day .", "i 'm with you on this one .", "i have not had my first day yet , but i will soon .", "i found the link already .", "i 'll add it to my list of things to watch !", "i could care less about everything else", "i will edit my comment .", "i think it largely depends on where you are .", "i loved breaking bad !", "i hate taylor swift , but damn that song makes me wanna dance", "i will have to look into them !", "i really need to start editing my posts ...", "i do not share candy ...", "i mean seriously ?", "i ca n't even french braid my own hair .", "i always wondered what one would do in that situation .", "i love listening to the violin !", "i let the hype get the best of me :(", "i took three years of spanish in high school , and a semester of american sign language in college .", "i always put toilet seat covers and hover .", "i needed to hear this right now .", "i got chicken nuggets and a large fry with diet coke .", "i 'm new too , but once you get through your first one it 's pretty easy .", "i have n't felt this relaxed and calm since i do n't know when .", "i 'm a little rusty on some of the stuff i learned from undergrad studies .", "i danced for 15 years , i wish i was good enough to pull off her choreography !", "i 'll pm you the info", "i was kinda disappointed in my usa boys though , they fell apart on the palma horse rotation .", "i feelss it !", "i also use it to keep track of my migraines since we can add notes on it .", "i first heard this song in a movie and fell in love with it immediately", "i have one !", "i 'm a sales accounting assistant for a produce company .", "i have my ba in communicative disorders and deaf studies with an emphasis in speech language pathology .", "i 've never taken anything to force sleep , but if i had something right now i probably would !", "i love red liquorice , but i can not stand black liquorice .", "i always thought something was wrong with me .", "i second this .", "i feel like a failure .", "i was curious if anyone had any that helped .", "i am not responsible for any addiction that might occur as the result of trying these amazing tasty snacks .", "i 'm swamped at work , but it still is going by so slowly .", "i want it to be lunch already haha .", "i will definitely do that !", "i was in shock .", "i 've been on a john newman quick lately", "i 'm obsessed with boba .", "i just finsihed episode 4 and cried a little .", "i admire your strength .", "i am substituting for a high school today on limited sleep .", "i 'm not sure how i feel about the show yet ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
no , but i have faith i will get there some day .
rawrmeowslp
[ "i laughed way too hard .", "i 'll never be famous .", "i thought after 3 years he would calm himself .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i love cartoon - y owls oh so much !", "i keep turning a new page each day waiting to see what happens next .", "i love their barks !", "i do n't have an so and i plan on keeping it that way :) enjoy these single times !", "i certainly was not expecting this itt .", "i 'm 29 .", "i will say this-- communication is key in any relationship .", "i woke up this morning ....", "i needed to reread the title .", "i need rest .", "i 'm a cis female .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i love sporcle !", "i believe i 'm going to need a picture of russia and an igloo to confirm this .", "i could n't have said it better myself .", "i want to come over and have a sushi baby .", "i believe this .", "i 'd love to see a wedding pic .", "i 'm mildly interested in this plan ... but i do n't really eat meat or soy products .", "i need to work on retraining my brain .", "i do n't understand the mining portion of bitcoins .", "i 'm sorry for your loss :* (", "i had a bag of goldfish crackers last night .", "i 'm having a hard time eating with my so .", "i feel like monogamous couples are looked down upon .", "i 'm so sorry about your brothers passing .", "i aspire to be like you when i reach my 90s .", "i saw that after watching dear zachary :/", "i need help looking for something for my so", "i keep one pair of jeans for nostalgic purposes .", "i think i 'd really die is someone busted out a gun .", "i keep telling my so this .", "i am assuming he 's happy .", "i wish drinking in the workplace was allowed .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'll have so much crap to do .", "i 'll keep it to myself .", "i was too busy pounding back drinks every weekend to care .", "i saw someone post fairly recently that they gave their dog tree limbs to chew on .", "i also purchased bananaberry milkshake , kool beans , sasquatch along with some other great eliquids .", "i love aunt fee so much .", "i 'm in the us :(", "i 'll be checking the mail daily and anxiously waiting the arrival .", "i 'm so very sorry :( may you find peace during this incredibly difficult time .", "i want to know this guy 's story so very much .", "i got ta be honest , i do n't know much about foreign affairs myself .", "i wear makeup to mine but i go straight after work .", "i did not .", "i 'm sorry :(", "i wish you and your family the very best .", "i think that 's a really awesome pic .", "i thoroughly chuckled and then thought \" damn .", "i 'm with you on the eating stuff every day .", "i 'm not sure they can get much wider", "i hope your friend is comfy and warm .", "i do n't want one .", "i can not feel content with anything .", "i do n't think they have the money for it .", "i 'm seriously thinking about taking a plumbing class .", "i have changed so much from 18 - 28 .", "i 'm thinking about buying one .", "i think it will be like sleep without the dreams .", "i loved this movie .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i prefer men no less than 250 with lots of hair .", "i 'm not overly educated on the bible .", "i 'm not prepared for the flames .", "i think maintaining is far , far , far harder than losing .", "i know i am .", "i spent the night in dfw recently because i was being dumb .", "i 'm so sorry :( hugs coming your way ! ! !", "i 'm not sure if it 's real common .", "i envision you face down just gyrating on your sheets .", "i 'm 28 .", "i just tried to buy this for my so .", "i 'm still drunk at 10 pm on thanksgiving and nursing my food coma .", "i want that pipsnack stuff soooo bad .", "i read this as if the polar bear took the picture and i was kind of amazed .", "i learned this lesson .", "i 've just started looking into it .", "i 've always been curious about who does this kind of thing .", "i would have never watched , but it 's really good .", "i do n't know much about pd .", "i think it is if i do say so myself .", "i would n't be surprised .", "i 've been where you are .", "i before e except after c. i use this probably twice a week .", "i ca n't find that information .", "i 'm gon na need you to get a job so we can separate ? \"", "i 'm leaving .", "i quit when they fired ann curry .", "i like him .", "i 'm not sure why other countries think we 're obese .", "i need to get my iud replaced .", "i live alone and really only deep clean when i know visitors are coming .", "i know next to nothing about seals ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
right now i am soooo great . i 'm just worried bad things are right around the corner .
WhoStoleTheKarma
[ "i am shocked !", "i stand corrected , haha !", "i found this : % 20horseman/", "i then purchased a new battery but it too , refuses to charge .", "i 'd rather not make the hilt any longer than it needs to be .", "i was trying to make a mountain dew reference , but this is also accurate , haha !", "i was wondering why they kept showing me their arms , haha .", "i prefer this one .", "i 'm an anthropology major .", "i think this is a situation where \" calm your tits \" is an appropriate response .", "i 'm 35 min away , but could you post what 's in the bag ?", "i feel like that 's more in the realm of lonely , not creepy .", "i want to believe ...", "i 'm interested in the rampage .", "i want to see a movie made of this !", "i 'm only interested in the retaliator stock , sight , and hand grip .", "i 'll check it out .", "i am willing to talk about anything you want , whether funny or sad .", "i 'd still like to think i 'm doing well , though .", "i was n't ready to feel heart - broken today ...", "i felt they simplified things in fable 2 , a trend reccurring in fable 3 .", "i 'd like it to have sound / sound effects and the ability to do light dueling with it .", "i get the feeling we 're talking about two different things here ...", "i think later down the line , yeah .", "i 've only now tried them and they are amazing !", "i 'm in 17550 btw .", "i have n't tried it , but it sounds rather strange .", "i 'm taking it in stride , but i definitely wanted to voice my frustration .", "i do n't know about elsewhere , but in pa you can be 18 and drive the emt truck .", "i 'm very excited to get started .", "i 'm tagging you as \" rythmic fucker \" now .", "i might make a recording in spanish should i feel inspired .... edit : spelling", "i 'm a big fan of how the mav feels and looks , despite its inherent shortcomings .", "i own a mid-2009 a1278 macbook pro whose original battery no longer charges .", "i 'll take \" nooooooope \" for $ 300 , alex .", "i 'm not sure i understand the question .", "i 'll definitely give it a go !", "i 've never heard this explanation before ... interesting .", "i see , have you ever had any other type of pet ?", "i am certainly interested .", "i did n't know i wanted this until now .", "i am also open to any and all suggestions regarding the design , what electronics to use , etc .", "i really need to rethink my daily routine ...", "i did n't even know that was a thing until my dentist commented on it !", "i feel like there 's a couple details missing here ...", "i feel there 's more to this ...", "i 'm definitely writing this down .", "i tried resetting the smc to no avail .", "i do what i want ! !", "i 'm interested in a hammershot if one is still available .", "i read a few issues and i was hooked .", "i have , but i have not been met with a straight answer .", "i have to admit , i 've never had either of those things ...", "i wait with bated breath .", "i 'm willing to buy the other one off of you , if it 's still available .", "i highly recommend you watch kingsmen then .", "i love them all !", "i really appreciate it !", "i 'd say you look like you 're in you mid 20s 24 perhaps ?", "i have to cover an event in the morning but hopefully i 'll have time later .", "i 'll definitely end up buying doom from steam though .", "i was just told about it a few days ago .", "i must say , your voice is absolutely enthralling !", "i only ever heard of them here so i figured they were a regional thing .", "i once read that one must understand death in order to appreciate life .", "i 'd love to help !", "i enjoy comics , star wars , nerf blasters , and classical books !", "i 'm working on reading the rest soon", "i understand its use in sarcasm , it is its use as a compliment that confuses me ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i 've had a significant number of friends avoid me this summer so i 'm a bit bummed out at this time .
Icicle193
[ "i sleep alone and i want this bed", "i like to doodle on my birds", "i could try overdose .", "i 'm having good this period , but does it matter if i do n't take the pills ?", "i 'm with you .", "i 'm only 16 .....", "i 'm super excited too :)", "i love it so much and wish i knew the original source for it .", "i 'm so sorry you had to go through this .", "i ca n't photoshop .", "i thought it was quite terrifying , but the ending was dumb .", "i do n't understand the sad but two bit ?", "i just want to end life .", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i 'm an idiot ... i knew something .", "i 'm feeling rejected by my bf .", "i 'm 183 days clean", "i wo n't , but still , i can dream .", "i miss her everyday .", "i 'm sick of my life", "i should be cured like you think i am .", "i could 've been dead .", "i 'm exactly the same", "i had this guy that kept calling me gay so i started callin him a homophobe .", "i would suggest watching the documentary \" utopia \" it 's about aboriginal discrimination etc .", "i hate me .", "i rarely ever upvote / downvote posts unless i 'm in r / new", "i 've nearly done that before .", "i do n't get what you were saying .", "i 'm going to assume this will get removed but i 'm so tired of this battle .", "i 'll show her .", "i 'm stealing it .", "i 've never seen a watch dogs post here .", "i salute you sir .", "i 'm so sorry little one .", "i 'm 90 % sure its only the male .", "i 'm so annoyed at myself", "i think my 183 day streak is going to break tonight .", "i just got this creepy dm", "i always giggle when i hear it .", "i got -10 .", "i get to see them for the first time at sound wave in just a couple of months :)", "i was told this belongs here ... i do n't even know where i am", "i 'm in perth , western australia btw", "i 'm the exact same !", "i 'm not on the pill for birth control , just to help regulate my period .", "i hate it when they itch .", "i would cry and cry when i saw him , and this was only last year !", "i 'm 16 now , and i regret everything .", "i did n't know that .", "i like it when my bf rubs it really hard .", "i 'm so scared i 'm on the verge of tears", "i can my pick one song .", "i doodled on my birds again", "i miss it so much .", "i 'm so sorry i took away your life before you even lived it .", "i have no idea how old they are though .", "i 'm too much a coward to do it myself .", "i guess being an aussie has some advantages ;)", "i 'm just so bored with my life .", "i do n't want to kill myself", "i always thought that he sang the whole thing , the .", "i can now feel included :)", "i had another look this morning and all the white stuff has disappeared .", "i really hate to say this because it 's an amazing painting , but .", "i tried that about half a dozen times today and i could n't get it to work .", "i have two cats", "i do n't know how to ask him to :(", "i think it a lot .", "i m sick of being the ugly one .", "i look forward to seeing them :)", "i am his babysitter .", "i suddenly want to cry .", "i 'm sick of being the fat one , the one no one wants .", "i think i 'm hoping it will kill me .", "i honestly have no idea .", "i 'm so glad my bf is n't the only one who sleeps diagonally .", "i m so glad i 'm not the only one that thinks backs are sexy .", "i think someone has to photoshop this flower onto a titan", "i ca n't do it anymore .", "i do n't have black hair", "i had suspected that part , but the 58 is throwing me off .", "i took my duck through a drive through once .", "i have no sympathy for him .", "i 'm on my ipod .... that would explain a lot :p", "i did nt get to see the other one :(", "i 'm the only one in the house having periods so no one ever looks in them .", "i keep trying to find a good website .", "i just do n't want this life anymore .", "i was holding the knife .", "i have a few rhcp and breaking benjamin songs , along with adtr ;)", "i 've never heard of it :/", "i was so scared .", "i love my music .", "i wish i could get some of those , but know where sells them :(", "i use an app on my ipod .", "i can handle it .", "i hate it when that happens !", "i do n't want to stop doing it .", "i was actually disappointed ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "not even close . but thanks for caring . no one else seems to", "i care hence why i posted this . is there anything i can help you with ?", "not unless you can help me not be an idiot . but i 'm fine . thanks anyway", "you are not an idiot ." ]
[ "Thepitt101", "r1pREV123", "Thepitt101", "r1pREV123", "Thepitt101" ]
no . i am . my mess have turned my brain to fuzz . now my bag is gone .
r1pREV123
[ "i sleep alone and i want this bed", "i like to doodle on my birds", "i could try overdose .", "i 'm having good this period , but does it matter if i do n't take the pills ?", "i 'm with you .", "i 'm only 16 .....", "i 'm super excited too :)", "i love it so much and wish i knew the original source for it .", "i 'm so sorry you had to go through this .", "i ca n't photoshop .", "i thought it was quite terrifying , but the ending was dumb .", "i do n't understand the sad but two bit ?", "i just want to end life .", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i 'm an idiot ... i knew something .", "i 'm feeling rejected by my bf .", "i 'm 183 days clean", "i wo n't , but still , i can dream .", "i miss her everyday .", "i 'm sick of my life", "i should be cured like you think i am .", "i could 've been dead .", "i 'm exactly the same", "i had this guy that kept calling me gay so i started callin him a homophobe .", "i would suggest watching the documentary \" utopia \" it 's about aboriginal discrimination etc .", "i hate me .", "i rarely ever upvote / downvote posts unless i 'm in r / new", "i 've nearly done that before .", "i do n't get what you were saying .", "i 'm going to assume this will get removed but i 'm so tired of this battle .", "i 'll show her .", "i 'm stealing it .", "i 've never seen a watch dogs post here .", "i salute you sir .", "i 'm so sorry little one .", "i 'm 90 % sure its only the male .", "i 'm so annoyed at myself", "i think my 183 day streak is going to break tonight .", "i just got this creepy dm", "i always giggle when i hear it .", "i got -10 .", "i get to see them for the first time at sound wave in just a couple of months :)", "i was told this belongs here ... i do n't even know where i am", "i 'm in perth , western australia btw", "i 'm the exact same !", "i 'm not on the pill for birth control , just to help regulate my period .", "i hate it when they itch .", "i would cry and cry when i saw him , and this was only last year !", "i 'm 16 now , and i regret everything .", "i did n't know that .", "i like it when my bf rubs it really hard .", "i 'm so scared i 'm on the verge of tears", "i can my pick one song .", "i doodled on my birds again", "i miss it so much .", "i 'm so sorry i took away your life before you even lived it .", "i have no idea how old they are though .", "i 'm too much a coward to do it myself .", "i guess being an aussie has some advantages ;)", "i 'm just so bored with my life .", "i do n't want to kill myself", "i always thought that he sang the whole thing , the .", "i can now feel included :)", "i had another look this morning and all the white stuff has disappeared .", "i really hate to say this because it 's an amazing painting , but .", "i tried that about half a dozen times today and i could n't get it to work .", "i have two cats", "i do n't know how to ask him to :(", "i think it a lot .", "i m sick of being the ugly one .", "i look forward to seeing them :)", "i am his babysitter .", "i suddenly want to cry .", "i 'm sick of being the fat one , the one no one wants .", "i think i 'm hoping it will kill me .", "i honestly have no idea .", "i 'm so glad my bf is n't the only one who sleeps diagonally .", "i m so glad i 'm not the only one that thinks backs are sexy .", "i think someone has to photoshop this flower onto a titan", "i ca n't do it anymore .", "i do n't have black hair", "i had suspected that part , but the 58 is throwing me off .", "i took my duck through a drive through once .", "i have no sympathy for him .", "i 'm on my ipod .... that would explain a lot :p", "i did nt get to see the other one :(", "i 'm the only one in the house having periods so no one ever looks in them .", "i keep trying to find a good website .", "i just do n't want this life anymore .", "i was holding the knife .", "i have a few rhcp and breaking benjamin songs , along with adtr ;)", "i 've never heard of it :/", "i was so scared .", "i love my music .", "i wish i could get some of those , but know where sells them :(", "i use an app on my ipod .", "i can handle it .", "i hate it when that happens !", "i do n't want to stop doing it .", "i was actually disappointed ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "not even close . but thanks for caring . no one else seems to", "i care hence why i posted this . is there anything i can help you with ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101", "r1pREV123", "Thepitt101" ]
not unless you can help me not be an idiot . but i 'm fine . thanks anyway
r1pREV123
[ "i sleep alone and i want this bed", "i like to doodle on my birds", "i could try overdose .", "i 'm having good this period , but does it matter if i do n't take the pills ?", "i 'm with you .", "i 'm only 16 .....", "i 'm super excited too :)", "i love it so much and wish i knew the original source for it .", "i 'm so sorry you had to go through this .", "i ca n't photoshop .", "i thought it was quite terrifying , but the ending was dumb .", "i do n't understand the sad but two bit ?", "i just want to end life .", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i 'm an idiot ... i knew something .", "i 'm feeling rejected by my bf .", "i 'm 183 days clean", "i wo n't , but still , i can dream .", "i miss her everyday .", "i 'm sick of my life", "i should be cured like you think i am .", "i could 've been dead .", "i 'm exactly the same", "i had this guy that kept calling me gay so i started callin him a homophobe .", "i would suggest watching the documentary \" utopia \" it 's about aboriginal discrimination etc .", "i hate me .", "i rarely ever upvote / downvote posts unless i 'm in r / new", "i 've nearly done that before .", "i do n't get what you were saying .", "i 'm going to assume this will get removed but i 'm so tired of this battle .", "i 'll show her .", "i 'm stealing it .", "i 've never seen a watch dogs post here .", "i salute you sir .", "i 'm so sorry little one .", "i 'm 90 % sure its only the male .", "i 'm so annoyed at myself", "i think my 183 day streak is going to break tonight .", "i just got this creepy dm", "i always giggle when i hear it .", "i got -10 .", "i get to see them for the first time at sound wave in just a couple of months :)", "i was told this belongs here ... i do n't even know where i am", "i 'm in perth , western australia btw", "i 'm the exact same !", "i 'm not on the pill for birth control , just to help regulate my period .", "i hate it when they itch .", "i would cry and cry when i saw him , and this was only last year !", "i 'm 16 now , and i regret everything .", "i did n't know that .", "i like it when my bf rubs it really hard .", "i 'm so scared i 'm on the verge of tears", "i can my pick one song .", "i doodled on my birds again", "i miss it so much .", "i 'm so sorry i took away your life before you even lived it .", "i have no idea how old they are though .", "i 'm too much a coward to do it myself .", "i guess being an aussie has some advantages ;)", "i 'm just so bored with my life .", "i do n't want to kill myself", "i always thought that he sang the whole thing , the .", "i can now feel included :)", "i had another look this morning and all the white stuff has disappeared .", "i really hate to say this because it 's an amazing painting , but .", "i tried that about half a dozen times today and i could n't get it to work .", "i have two cats", "i do n't know how to ask him to :(", "i think it a lot .", "i m sick of being the ugly one .", "i look forward to seeing them :)", "i am his babysitter .", "i suddenly want to cry .", "i 'm sick of being the fat one , the one no one wants .", "i think i 'm hoping it will kill me .", "i honestly have no idea .", "i 'm so glad my bf is n't the only one who sleeps diagonally .", "i m so glad i 'm not the only one that thinks backs are sexy .", "i think someone has to photoshop this flower onto a titan", "i ca n't do it anymore .", "i do n't have black hair", "i had suspected that part , but the 58 is throwing me off .", "i took my duck through a drive through once .", "i have no sympathy for him .", "i 'm on my ipod .... that would explain a lot :p", "i did nt get to see the other one :(", "i 'm the only one in the house having periods so no one ever looks in them .", "i keep trying to find a good website .", "i just do n't want this life anymore .", "i was holding the knife .", "i have a few rhcp and breaking benjamin songs , along with adtr ;)", "i 've never heard of it :/", "i was so scared .", "i love my music .", "i wish i could get some of those , but know where sells them :(", "i use an app on my ipod .", "i can handle it .", "i hate it when that happens !", "i do n't want to stop doing it .", "i was actually disappointed ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
not even close . but thanks for caring . no one else seems to
r1pREV123
[ "i really want that high impact sniper ...", "i do n't see any noodles coming out of that hood .", "i disagree with the instant fire .", "i 've been dying to playtest it myself", "i would normally , but ubisoft has been doing the same thing over and over again .", "i 've been hoarding crooked fangs , it 's time to determine which is best girl", "i would change event horizon to long rest only", "i value snowy , dreary days while others hate them .", "i did n't realize it was a desirable gun .... maybe i 'll stop dismantling them all .", "i 'm pretty sure the left 's chin is registered as a lethal weapon in thirty states .", "i love the high impact on it ..", "i know a guy studying to become a nutritionist who smokes .", "i dunno i actually sort of believe this one .", "i 'm not a fan of how the pact of the chain is handled tbh .", "i hit the random generator in sm4sh and got toomuchdog .", "i did n't think it had one at first because there 's no distinct progression but it 's there !", "i think the next thing my team needs is a cleric , with heal bell and/or wish .", "i just got it recently .", "i think that 's kind of the point .", "i really , really wanna hold a magnet around his face .", "i 'm a new cmdr looking for people to game with , is that a possibility too ?", "i remember this guide specifically had something about upping hit dice and giving the figure legendary actions .", "i do not have enough upvotes to give", "i 'd say so .", "i have not tried thorn .", "i changed my steam name to retro oreo .", "i hope you do n't mind that this is my phone background now .", "i kinda want to see this now .", "i wipe as i should .", "i was not expecting porn .", "i 'm running 4.4.2 .", "i believe they 're referring to the thargoids , though .", "i think i 'd use my magic pill to recover from what middle school did to me :p", "i 'd rather them try and make mistakes than do nothing about it .", "i thought they had made 3d printed guns before .", "i bet you order mild sauce at chipotle .", "i do n't think anyone 's been forgiven .", "i did n't see him in this one .", "i believe it 's called blood .", "i think op meant jefcon", "i took a girl and she ditched me so i took a photo holding a glass by myself .", "i wish they 'd continue the grimoire .", "i wonder if blizzard remembers who orisa and brig are .", "i did finish it , actually .", "i 'm only commenting because of your username .", "i expected no less from this thread .", "i 'll have to look at the patch notes again", "i feel like a grass / ghost tree spirit pokemon would be incredible .", "i think they should utilize a nutrition system to explain all the types of food .", "i do some of that music stuff and that video game stuff .", "i totally did n't read that in the professor 's voice from futurama .", "i concur , but with the teleportation noted of above .", "i was n't aware , i 'm from new jersey .", "i do n't think pokemon are allowed to terrify children , though .", "i 'm high so i did n't read further .", "i think there was an invisible /sarcasm tag after that .", "i get that .", "i did the same but i guess not being on mars makes it irrelevant .", "i highly recommend it for anyone else interested in running the game .", "i understand the thick glass though .", "i 'm so glad .", "i use reddit sync .", "i mean really , what does that accomplish ?", "i can only assume m4r means man for rainbows .", "i 'm really fun i swear .", "i loved thomas the tank engine as a child , but could n't quite pronounce \" percy \" right .", "i would strap lasers to it .", "i have forestrius as my treecko name !", "i too saw that .", "i have n't touched halo 5 in weeks , but this update might very well bring me back .", "i hope you do n't do the same for sex ..", "i do not .", "i think that 's kind of the point .", "i was unaware ; oops .", "i 'm not great either , really .", "i was so terrified drogon was gon na be killed or injured badly .", "i sent you a friend request !", "i 'm hella into android rooting and other things .", "i 'm white and hate cheese ... i broke the chain", "i 'll explain each .", "i do n't either , hence the brandy haha .", "i have low karma and i 'm an asshole .", "i second this .", "i 'd do it myself , but i 'm bad at htmling .", "i went 3/3 for warsat public events , ama .", "i 'm already high .", "i 'm really bummed out to see that it does n't work with verizon .", "i have a susanoo and it ca n't hit max stability .", "i 'm not sure .", "i like the additional ki options , that i agree with .", "i 'm currently stuck on the bit where shadow - trap transforms into the moonbase .", "i 'm worried she 's over watering them though .", "i 've never heard this tuning for this song , interesting .", "i 'd rather have that than surprise herpes .", "i 've heard they 're just replacing the cabal stomp with the soundtrack from step up 2", "i know absolutely none of those artists .", "i thought it was a mistake .", "i never knew she was saying \" work . \"", "i came back to this thread because i meant to correct skyrim to fo4 .", "i dismantled one of those ... shit ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i 'm moving onto a stage in my life that i 'm terrified that i 'm unprepared for . it 's coming at me like a car wreck .
SkyBlind
[ "i need one built mainly for shape shifting and damage .", "i want a sort of fairy dust consistency , if that makes any sense at all .", "i wish i could disney princess them and have them clean my apartment !", "i 'm going to check that out when i get home today", "i mean , he did sit in front of her .", "i ’m sorry buddy .", "i ’m just gon na sit and cry for a bit .", "i love him .", "i 'm a current attractions cm .", "i .... i have concerns ....", "i was absolutely expecting explosion or exploding fish .", "i 'm going to try at least six of these ...", "i hate you for giving me this mental image ...", "i love goldens .", "i love the little flexing feet", "i had a moment of sympathy pain .", "i love everything about this", "i really was n't ready for that .", "i like to think odin has a absolutely massive tank waiting for your fish .", "i 'm a lady and love playing pranks on my boyfriend that are fun and not mean spirited .", "i ’ve been gone for a few days and then realized i was n’t seeing normal freefolk posts .", "i was waiting for someone to post this .", "i 'll let him know right away", "i just .... i ca n't .", "i feel like if be doing a public service .", "i sent you a pm .", "i 'm glad it 's okay", "i love that it looked back at the lady like : “ oh !", "i really ca n't help but look at him and think of robin williams .", "i love it .", "i 'll probably be normal in a few days .", "i truly hope this little girl turns out okay .", "i watched 47 seconds on youtube .", "i 'm sorry you have to experience this .", "i ca n't do this again !", "i think i 'll wait a day .", "i truly am .", "i love it .", "i think i 'll put some power cubes in there and hope for the best .", "i assumed from the massive amount of down votes i got you were speaking to me .", "i feel like this movie never gets enough credit !", "i ’ve been thinking the same thing for a year .", "i love snuggly kitties .", "i 'm stealing the term \" food blades \" to use now .", "i 've never considered that a turn on .", "i love that everyone is posting about the rain", "i 'll see what i can do .", "i was n't ready for that .", "i love her floofy tail !", "i will never forget that .", "i 've been watching pigeon race videos since last night .", "i 'll look into it !", "i ’ve just gotten tired of arguing with people .", "i do too .", "i hope he has a speedy recovery .", "i looked them up .", "i 'm thinking about picking it up .", "i love cuddles so much .", "i mean i know it 's a defensive thing , but it 's fun to watch .", "i want this box", "i will gladly help him out .", "i do n't think i can handle the mental abuse .", "i was working the day williams passed away .", "i ca n't unsee this and that makes me sad", "i saw a lot of costumes around halloween .", "i work at the hyperion theater , and wanted to ask you folks a huge favor .", "i 'm going to order some online .", "i wish i had wings", "i miss alan rickman so much", "i need two level 10 druid creatures .", "i work at disneyland : \" what does the 5 pm parade start ? \"", "i 'm picking that up next .", "i ca n't decide if i want to pet it , or run away screaming ...", "i hope not .", "i 'm glad to have helped .", "i .... i want to snuggle your cat and boop his nose .", "i 'm curious .", "i worked hyperion that day .", "i .... i ca n't handle this .", "i 'll look into that .", "i want to cuddle that puppy all day !", "i love it .", "i 'm trying .", "i 'm going to have nightmares now .", "i 'm allergic to strawberries and that is still tempting", "i like pinkies songs the most , if that counts .", "i seriously feel the need to wash my hair and scalp every time i look at that ...", "i will miss him .", "i ’m glad that baby is safe !", "i do n't drink either but it 's fun going for the food and atmosphere .", "i 'm not sure if they 'll let me touch them .", "i know the resort is really crazy during this time of year .", "i 'm sorry , but it sounds cute !", "i you had a choice to smell like any one scent forever , what smell would you pick ?", "i hope someone is there for him in his grief .", "i mean , he got extra frosting ... and maybe diabetes as a bonus .", "i know it 's incredibly annoyed , but it 's little pissed sounds are adorable .", "i miss variety .", "i actually felt sick looking at the video .", "i wonder if the elephant assumed the neck was a trunk and was just trying to socialize ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "it 's been a rough couple days . i 'll be okay soon", "best of luck to you and whatever you 're going through !" ]
[ "Thepitt101", "FawkesFire13", "pinkturtles0312" ]
thanks . just in a bit of a slump right now .
FawkesFire13
[ "i would use this every day if it did n't mean having no friends and being labeled an asshole ..", "i do n't know , but i want it !", "i love how this is posted in no sleep but everybody on the plane is asleep lol", "i 'm just trying to find the humor in the situation , no sense in being bitter .", "i 'm curious how this story went down , op?this sounds disgustingly fascinating .", "i get that all the time .", "i , too am an asshole ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "it 's been a rough couple days . i 'll be okay soon" ]
[ "Thepitt101", "FawkesFire13" ]
best of luck to you and whatever you 're going through !
pinkturtles0312
[ "i need one built mainly for shape shifting and damage .", "i want a sort of fairy dust consistency , if that makes any sense at all .", "i wish i could disney princess them and have them clean my apartment !", "i 'm going to check that out when i get home today", "i mean , he did sit in front of her .", "i ’m sorry buddy .", "i ’m just gon na sit and cry for a bit .", "i love him .", "i 'm a current attractions cm .", "i .... i have concerns ....", "i was absolutely expecting explosion or exploding fish .", "i 'm going to try at least six of these ...", "i hate you for giving me this mental image ...", "i love goldens .", "i love the little flexing feet", "i had a moment of sympathy pain .", "i love everything about this", "i really was n't ready for that .", "i like to think odin has a absolutely massive tank waiting for your fish .", "i 'm a lady and love playing pranks on my boyfriend that are fun and not mean spirited .", "i ’ve been gone for a few days and then realized i was n’t seeing normal freefolk posts .", "i was waiting for someone to post this .", "i 'll let him know right away", "i just .... i ca n't .", "i feel like if be doing a public service .", "i sent you a pm .", "i 'm glad it 's okay", "i love that it looked back at the lady like : “ oh !", "i really ca n't help but look at him and think of robin williams .", "i love it .", "i 'll probably be normal in a few days .", "i truly hope this little girl turns out okay .", "i watched 47 seconds on youtube .", "i 'm sorry you have to experience this .", "i ca n't do this again !", "i think i 'll wait a day .", "i truly am .", "i love it .", "i think i 'll put some power cubes in there and hope for the best .", "i assumed from the massive amount of down votes i got you were speaking to me .", "i feel like this movie never gets enough credit !", "i ’ve been thinking the same thing for a year .", "i love snuggly kitties .", "i 'm stealing the term \" food blades \" to use now .", "i 've never considered that a turn on .", "i love that everyone is posting about the rain", "i 'll see what i can do .", "i was n't ready for that .", "i love her floofy tail !", "i will never forget that .", "i 've been watching pigeon race videos since last night .", "i 'll look into it !", "i ’ve just gotten tired of arguing with people .", "i do too .", "i hope he has a speedy recovery .", "i looked them up .", "i 'm thinking about picking it up .", "i love cuddles so much .", "i mean i know it 's a defensive thing , but it 's fun to watch .", "i want this box", "i will gladly help him out .", "i do n't think i can handle the mental abuse .", "i was working the day williams passed away .", "i ca n't unsee this and that makes me sad", "i saw a lot of costumes around halloween .", "i work at the hyperion theater , and wanted to ask you folks a huge favor .", "i 'm going to order some online .", "i wish i had wings", "i miss alan rickman so much", "i need two level 10 druid creatures .", "i work at disneyland : \" what does the 5 pm parade start ? \"", "i 'm picking that up next .", "i ca n't decide if i want to pet it , or run away screaming ...", "i hope not .", "i 'm glad to have helped .", "i .... i want to snuggle your cat and boop his nose .", "i 'm curious .", "i worked hyperion that day .", "i .... i ca n't handle this .", "i 'll look into that .", "i want to cuddle that puppy all day !", "i love it .", "i 'm trying .", "i 'm going to have nightmares now .", "i 'm allergic to strawberries and that is still tempting", "i like pinkies songs the most , if that counts .", "i seriously feel the need to wash my hair and scalp every time i look at that ...", "i will miss him .", "i ’m glad that baby is safe !", "i do n't drink either but it 's fun going for the food and atmosphere .", "i 'm not sure if they 'll let me touch them .", "i know the resort is really crazy during this time of year .", "i 'm sorry , but it sounds cute !", "i you had a choice to smell like any one scent forever , what smell would you pick ?", "i hope someone is there for him in his grief .", "i mean , he got extra frosting ... and maybe diabetes as a bonus .", "i know it 's incredibly annoyed , but it 's little pissed sounds are adorable .", "i miss variety .", "i actually felt sick looking at the video .", "i wonder if the elephant assumed the neck was a trunk and was just trying to socialize ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
it 's been a rough couple days . i 'll be okay soon
FawkesFire13
[ "i slept terribly .", "i 'm indifferent .", "i ca n't be bothered with that .", "i am ... appointed , i guess ?", "i found the sounds of the 1000th video oddly relaxing .", "i bet that would make thanksgiving dinner awkward forevermore .", "i 'm not sure .", "i 'm very sorry to hear that .", "i must have * terrible * luck when it comes to hatching shinies in gen 2 .", "i know ! red ! wants to use knives .", "i 'd have to buy it a really comfortable bed or something .", "i remember having a light that looked like a snake 's head .", "i love that i got worked .", "i have two words for * you * , paul .", "i thought and still think he looks better without the long hair .", "i could n't justify a belief like that .", "i 'm glad that she 's coming back .", "i suppose that leaves us with speech impediments out of consideration .", "i think it 's kind of silly that it 's outlawed , though .", "i 'm the god !", "i 'm playing crystal .", "i can buy whatever i want then .", "i 'm fond of trix .", "i 'd say you 're good :)", "i 'm just tired of seeing politicians .", "i become sociable .", "i wish you well on your hunt .", "i like them .", "i 'm liking it a lot .", "i 'm contemplating playing through that game and i 've never used one of those before .", "i just barely defeated lt surge .", "i 'm partial to 3 , though .", "i can always be better .", "i am genuinely looking forward to that match .", "i never owned one , but i played mario kart double dash with my friends quite a bit .", "i came to realize that as long as i exist , i 'll wade through existence being mostly insignificant .", "i agree with you on that jeff hardy belt .", "i 'd say it 's a mixture of both .", "i may need to do some poking around before i suss everything out .", "i need to use the bathroom .", "i could n't quite remember the order in which those numbers went .", "i was hoping that the chair would break .", "i find the concept of catching a fish and then shooting it hilarious .", "i wo n't ask anymore questions .", "i feel elements of my youth in that shirt .", "i find the way he sets those cans down very satisfying .", "i was thinking the same thing .", "i think bray wyatt pulls off the zombie look the best .", "i told my nervousness to piss off and i entered the church .", "i forgot to eat several meals .", "i thought incorrectly .", "i 'm not sure if i 'm looking for inspiration , encouragement or something else entirely .", "i might have to get back to you on that .", "i 'm ~~not~~ sure , though .", "i wanted to see undertaker make his return .", "i suppose it would feel nice , though .", "i do n't know .", "i am unfamiliar with that .", "i do n't really feel like the pedigree fits him .", "i 'm not sure what i should do .", "i 'm amused .", "i 'll look around for it .", "i ca n't quite decide between tepig and oshawott on white 2 .", "i was n't there .", "i have n't seen them in 16 years .", "i 've been doing it for many years .", "i 'm legitimately interested to hear your opinions .", "i did n't when i was a kid .", "i 'm shooting ducks with a piano ! \"", "i contemplated suicide .", "i used one of those on pokemon silver .", "i need to see undertaker with 4 arms .", "i dig it .", "i have to set aside time to watch this .", "i won $ 2 .", "i know i did .", "i already have that game , though .", "i appreciate that .", "i tripped on my own uneven walkway and badly scraped my knee .", "i find jbl 's face prior to saying that satisfying .", "i do n't dig the aura he emits .", "i do n't think so .", "i suppose i regret not pursuing my sexuality .", "i think that 's about it .", "i 'm not sure .", "i wo n't ask anymore questions .", "i was halfway expecting .", "i see what you 're doing .", "i 'll stick with this one .", "i live at home with my father and i 'm unemployed .", "i 'm trying to find a phantump with harvest .", "i agree with what about chris benoit and the hall of fame .", "i saw the twitter logo and then i saw \" detailed statement . \"", "i 'm partial to jim ross 's podcast .", "i think it 'll be pokemon silver from the 3ds eshop .", "i think it 's worth re - sharing .", "i did n't get anything .", "i am equipped to do that .", "i enjoyed that show .", "i really like it 's cry ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "i 'm not too bad . how are you ?", "is something wrong ? do n't ask how i am . this is all about you . :)" ]
[ "Thepitt101", "AurulentAvenger", "Thepitt101" ]
no , i 'm fine . thanks for asking , though .
AurulentAvenger
[ "i slept terribly .", "i 'm indifferent .", "i ca n't be bothered with that .", "i am ... appointed , i guess ?", "i found the sounds of the 1000th video oddly relaxing .", "i bet that would make thanksgiving dinner awkward forevermore .", "i 'm not sure .", "i 'm very sorry to hear that .", "i must have * terrible * luck when it comes to hatching shinies in gen 2 .", "i know ! red ! wants to use knives .", "i 'd have to buy it a really comfortable bed or something .", "i remember having a light that looked like a snake 's head .", "i love that i got worked .", "i have two words for * you * , paul .", "i thought and still think he looks better without the long hair .", "i could n't justify a belief like that .", "i 'm glad that she 's coming back .", "i suppose that leaves us with speech impediments out of consideration .", "i think it 's kind of silly that it 's outlawed , though .", "i 'm the god !", "i 'm playing crystal .", "i can buy whatever i want then .", "i 'm fond of trix .", "i 'd say you 're good :)", "i 'm just tired of seeing politicians .", "i become sociable .", "i wish you well on your hunt .", "i like them .", "i 'm liking it a lot .", "i 'm contemplating playing through that game and i 've never used one of those before .", "i just barely defeated lt surge .", "i 'm partial to 3 , though .", "i can always be better .", "i am genuinely looking forward to that match .", "i never owned one , but i played mario kart double dash with my friends quite a bit .", "i came to realize that as long as i exist , i 'll wade through existence being mostly insignificant .", "i agree with you on that jeff hardy belt .", "i 'd say it 's a mixture of both .", "i may need to do some poking around before i suss everything out .", "i need to use the bathroom .", "i could n't quite remember the order in which those numbers went .", "i was hoping that the chair would break .", "i find the concept of catching a fish and then shooting it hilarious .", "i wo n't ask anymore questions .", "i feel elements of my youth in that shirt .", "i find the way he sets those cans down very satisfying .", "i was thinking the same thing .", "i think bray wyatt pulls off the zombie look the best .", "i told my nervousness to piss off and i entered the church .", "i forgot to eat several meals .", "i thought incorrectly .", "i 'm not sure if i 'm looking for inspiration , encouragement or something else entirely .", "i might have to get back to you on that .", "i 'm ~~not~~ sure , though .", "i wanted to see undertaker make his return .", "i suppose it would feel nice , though .", "i do n't know .", "i am unfamiliar with that .", "i do n't really feel like the pedigree fits him .", "i 'm not sure what i should do .", "i 'm amused .", "i 'll look around for it .", "i ca n't quite decide between tepig and oshawott on white 2 .", "i was n't there .", "i have n't seen them in 16 years .", "i 've been doing it for many years .", "i 'm legitimately interested to hear your opinions .", "i did n't when i was a kid .", "i 'm shooting ducks with a piano ! \"", "i contemplated suicide .", "i used one of those on pokemon silver .", "i need to see undertaker with 4 arms .", "i dig it .", "i have to set aside time to watch this .", "i won $ 2 .", "i know i did .", "i already have that game , though .", "i appreciate that .", "i tripped on my own uneven walkway and badly scraped my knee .", "i find jbl 's face prior to saying that satisfying .", "i do n't dig the aura he emits .", "i do n't think so .", "i suppose i regret not pursuing my sexuality .", "i think that 's about it .", "i 'm not sure .", "i wo n't ask anymore questions .", "i was halfway expecting .", "i see what you 're doing .", "i 'll stick with this one .", "i live at home with my father and i 'm unemployed .", "i 'm trying to find a phantump with harvest .", "i agree with what about chris benoit and the hall of fame .", "i saw the twitter logo and then i saw \" detailed statement . \"", "i 'm partial to jim ross 's podcast .", "i think it 'll be pokemon silver from the 3ds eshop .", "i think it 's worth re - sharing .", "i did n't get anything .", "i am equipped to do that .", "i enjoyed that show .", "i really like it 's cry ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i 'm not too bad . how are you ?
AurulentAvenger
[ "i would eat all of that delicious looking food", "i know man .", "i beg to differ", "i just skip all those steps and smoke rolls of dimes wrapped with dollar bills", "i 'm on mobile right now but i 'll type you up one of my experiences when i get home", "i do n't even know what some of those patches do", "i thought it was awesome .", "i figured that was at least a neutral joke .", "i 've heard theire're the most vicious , dehydrated predator on the planet .", "i do n't remember that movie", "i know where you knee is , and i have an arrow .", "i know when i lie .", "i 'm bleeding from that edge", "i have no clue what you mean because it looks fairly correct to me .", "i thought pussies were startled by cucumbers", "i just did n't comment on that lol", "i might just do that instead of getting another one in the city", "i do n't remember wylie going thru that .", "i know , those are not cubes .", "i 'm tired of all these leechers", "i died 9 times and went to heaven .", "i think it 's technically assault since they keep coming back", "i bought the same from 360 to xbone .", "i 'm trynna look cool in front of the reddit users !", "i can hear it perfectly", "i usually just hit the plus sign next to the link for gifs ....", "i could never get past those damn tunnels in the waterpark .", "i 'm not sure what to do here now :/ lol upvote anyways !", "i think it 's just focused on bodies directly orbiting the sun", "i can already hear tracy 's whiny voice with that face she 's making .", "i think it 's interesting but have no idea", "i do n't think he just up and forgot it was illegal .", "i never pat my hips three times in the macarena", "i never really felt comfortable doing it .", "i did this with att in missouri .", "i 'm channeling my inner mirror lol", "i agree , that is a very good question .", "i just saw this the other day in another thread .", "i ca n't understand you", "i still cringe about it to this day lol", "i suppose that 's where it flew over my head .", "i 'm sure you 're welcome to make corrections instead of questioning him .", "i could barely finish that ... phew", "i could n't figure it out until i saw this .", "i 'm not sure how i feel about that", "i mean ... holy christ are tourists the next unsustainable pandas ?", "i 'll bring the \" mystery tea \"", "i will have an adventure .", "i 'm holding out for the simulation simulator aka the matrix squared", "i 'm thinking he means used her body as a focus / anchor in reality to hold it together", "i love you .", "i really wish this had taken off .", "i was wondering why there were 2", "i have til'd twice in the past few seconds .", "i am in no way skilled in this .", "i put an edit in the previous comment", "i see this kind of like when a dog farts itself scared or awake .", "i 'm wondering if this is an edible plant ?", "i 'm just stringing you on at this point", "i knew it was an easter egg but never knew the origin", "i 'm up to tier iii , wish me luck !", "i found the song about 10 years ago when i torrented a group x album .", "i was just not getting it lol", "i guess on the bright side , at least you 're getting paid", "i 'm fostering that philosophy from here on out .", "i thought the smell was due to all the zombies around there and macon", "i just realized that means lawyer up anf not some play on syrup", "i love it !", "i read that as \" get my cock in you \" .", "i am shocked and appalled .", "i think he 's like best friends with banksy or something", "i 'm interested so see how far you get ...", "i know i 'm not who you wish i was .", "i miss that guy", "i hear the orcs only come over if they 're friendly .", "i hope people enjoy it .", "i bet they forgot alcoholics in that study", "i 'll ask you the next time you do your make up", "i think this may help me with unlocking all the car mods i ca n't get yet .", "i know that we are all better than we think we are .", "i 'm ... not even sure what leg is going where .", "i could use a good set of recipes", "i can barely justify using a glass to drink an egg", "i look for the triple w 's but he still got me ....", "i thought all women love when us guys describe the most unspeakable sex fantasies to them", "i was there in 08 !", "i 'm not sure why i thought that would n't exist .", "i like it waaay better than the original ... \" lol \"", "i 've even written to support staff to try and get it back haha", "i know , deep in my heart , that if i needed them , they would be there .", "i did n't really see that detail ...", "i feel like i 'm a drag on my friends cuz i ca n't be as chill as them .", "i know you expect better .", "i cringe and wish i were better .", "i did n't know i was going to cry tonight", "i really hope you 're joking :(", "i did n't even realize you had dog in your name .", "i do not know my bro", "i bet this is how they peel bananas .", "i 've wanted to ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
not really . but you asking this really helped , even if we are anonymous . thanks , and love you , person . are you okay ?
messedupmayhem
[ "i thought i was the only one !", "i do n't understand the desire to be so shitfaced you do n't remember anything and you get sick .", "i do too :/", "i mean about everything , including others who complain .", "i was attacked by a black lab too !", "i do n't get sick often so it 's throwing me for a loop .", "i ca n't stand chewing .", "i still have the same sense of humor but that 's about it .", "i love it especially toasted !", "i 'm thinking you are one of those 11 - 15 year olds ?", "i mean a life event or you just grew out of your fears .", "i did too !", "i never understood why people get a pet and then leave them outside 24/7 .", "i need sleep !", "i miss similar things and this made me sad", "i ca n't stand chewing .", "i would never gamble with my life .", "i 've kept gas in my car and i 've been buying groceries and taking my lunch to work .", "i do it sometimes because it just saves time .", "i would never gamble with my life .", "i was the same way .", "i 'm happy alone .. it 's just i 'm happier around you .", "i refuse to fly united .", "i was doing everything for my parents and trying to visit my dad everyday on top of that .", "i did n't crave anything weird but i ate a shit ton of chinese food .", "i never understood this .", "i was grounded for 1 month for sending the police on a wild goose chase .", "i 'm told i make too much to get any help for anything .", "i 'm going to take a wild guess and say the 2 of you are n't parents .", "i still have the same sense of humor but that 's about it .", "i am sorry i only have one upvote for this comment .", "i used to be ... i do n't know what happened .", "i work full time and pay for insurance .", "i have seen them in concert 5 times .", "i 'm glad my best friend works at the jail .", "i love traveling though and i love new zealand .", "i hate that word .", "i used to be ... i do n't know what happened .", "i 'm related to the president that was in office the shortest amount of time .", "i never had either so welcome to the club .", "i will watch this every time i need to laugh", "i want to go to new zealand .", "i have no idea why they scare me .", "i just mean that the way they talk about her i expected her to be massively obese .", "i know he does .", "i wanted to be a princess .", "i 'm a princess .", "i love the moody blues .", "i looked at every single one of those .", "i do n't have any idea .", "i have a broken tooth and dental insurance and i still ca n't afford to go to the dentist .", "i think its gorgeous ... in pictures at least .", "i ca n't get # 19 out of my head .", "i am currently going for a bachelors in business but my goal is a masters in business", "i suddenly feel the need to apologize to my boyfriend for occasionally climbing the crazy tree while its occupied .", "i 'm not worried about him not loving me .", "i did n't talk about you to anyone and i only cried that one day .", "i have pretty great hair and long legs .", "i also work for a national nonprofit as an aa and i love my job too � �", "i can do friends ... but we are friends that do things .", "i 'm the same way .", "i hate you .", "i totally agree ... the more money you have the less you have to pay for things .", "i could n't think of what it was .", "i have n't had any problems ... ever .", "i love my job and now i do n't even want to go in on tuesday .", "i 'm from california but i live in indiana now .", "i started slow and just started eating better first .", "i know someone like that .", "i say okie dokie all the time", "i agree with you .", "i 'm never really unhappy but a comedy show or a really good book always cheers me up .", "i try really hard to be a good friend so it felt good .", "i loose them way to often .", "i did n't know that :) thanks", "i 'm still always a little scared .", "i do too :/", "i do a lot at my job but the more technology we get the less they 'll need us .", "i 'm sorry you lost him .", "i love my little girl so much and watching her grow up is hard .", "i 'm the same way .", "i was attacked by a black lab too !", "i 'm going for my masters in business and i 'm a mom and a server .", "i stretch with my daughter but never considered yoga .", "i 've had better days but i 'll be okay :) .", "i 've been better , but i 've been worse too .", "i love this picture !", "i still use the phone book and i still use paper take out menus .", "i have n't lived in california in awhile .", "i do n't think i did .", "i thought it would be just \" ok \" but it was awesome .", "i love anything by iris johansen .", "i have tears in my life from laughing at that last sentence .", "i would work on the negatives i think .", "i would love to be back in california though :(", "i love it especially toasted !", "i ate pot roast after getting high for the first time .", "i work full time , go to school and have a 4 year old very active little girl .", "i just mean that the way they talk about her i expected her to be massively obese .", "i pay almost $ 200 a month for heart medication i need ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i 've been better , but i 've been worse too . so i am ok . i have hope that everything will work out .
agbmom
[ "i like to be like ramona flowers and her hair .", "i had to get this off my chest .", "i love pixel people , and i play it every day .", "i 'm not !", "i love the overall look , definite thumbs up !", "i go to am 😔", "i 'll give you a solid pat on the back for this one , captionbot .", "i guess i just do n't know how i should handle this excitement .", "i applied for transfer from blinn to am for the fall 2016 semester .", "i owe you one , reddit .", "i 'm sorry poodunglicker does n't approve .", "i did n't expect this many people to take such interest in my first gyno visit lol .", "i dunno , slowpoke stuff i guess .", "i ’ve lived at the woodlands for 3 years and have enjoyed it a lot with no major issues .", "i understand this reference !", "i love it !", "i 've never been a huge fan of deathcab , but i really like this song .", "i 'd hate to hear a story of opening that box to a multicolored , shattered glass tragedy !", "i 'm in !", "i think it 's awesome .", "i get goosebumps when i sing certain songs .", "i wish people would n't hate the brand just because stupid people wear it .", "i 'm a fan !", "i went to check on him this morning and he was dead .", "i have the same one !", "i made some of them extra derpy .", "i love it !", "i see what you did there .", "i do n't find you to be condescending or patronizing at all .", "i 'm a junior in texas with family up in tulsa very close to the university .", "i got mine injected and it was n't painful , and it 's more reliable than condoms .", "i 've seen you around so many threads today .", "i know no one 's listening to you anyway , but no she does n't .", "i would assume election time ? ?", "i highly recommend the show !", "i 'd love to see you do better .", "i 'll have to check these out !", "i have a cat .", "i 'm sorry ?", "i agree , what 's the pattern op ?", "i loved all of the different shades of blue � �", "i just witnessed my friend catch this on his school - issued laptop .", "i cringed , and i 'm a girl .", "i can tell .", "i wrote the above comment at 2:00 this morning , does it show ?", "i actually love your lashes , i think they really accentuate your eyes very well .", "i just recently got my first tattoo and it ’s of my late pet bunny .", "i did it backwards haha .", "i 'll see myself out .", "i love the tutorials !", "i 'm very small - framed , so i 'll definitely do this !", "i hope so , i hope his aggie ring did n't get stolen .", "i 'm not remindme but it 's been an hour .", "i just finished this pattern too ! !", "i get a lot of comments on my very long fingers haha .", "i wanna be part of the s party .", "i did not and have not murdered anybody !", "i take back roads every time i go home to houston to avoid that construction clusterfuck", "i do n't know which ending i 'm hoping for .", "i play the game with my friends :(", "i had the same opinion , but i did n't want to criticize and risk more downvotes .", "i love everything right now .", "i never thought a cow could be featured in my nightmares .", "i would recommend it to every laquerista !", "i meant cake day .", "i 'm so proud of you .", "i 'll be in texas for the next 8 years of my life .", "i hope they blow their cover by saying something dumb like that .", "i made a present for my boyfriend that i thought y' all would appreciate .", "i 'm gon na ask my bf to do this next time .", "i 'm glad you liked them .", "i did n't know lamps could melt ! !", "i 'm not proud ...", "i 'm gon na have to go with tom cruise .", "i wrote the colors down in a separate comment in this thread .", "i thought this was a picture and you dun goofed but then her eyes moved .", "i had this design for all of 4 hours .", "i love the treebird , definitely a must have !", "i did n't want you to get downvoted , do here 's your upvote !", "i guess his application was really the bomb", "i ’d say check with your major , op .", "i fold the corners to save my spot .", "i think she just has a fear of spiders and they decided to take it to an extreme level .", "i pronounce it like ear - ock and just go with it .", "i just bought a stand for my canvas a couple days ago ! !", "i like that it says \" cat \" under each one .", "i love the color !", "i get irrationally upset at that guy for interrupting her .", "i like da'vonne , she was one of my favorites in the house .", "i was feeling polka - dotty .", "i need a more regular sleeping schedule .", "i was gon na get around to it eventually ..", "i want to make this for my anatomy professor , mind sharing the pattern info ?", "i love the idea of getting / giving food !", "i got my driver 's license today ! !", "i love the soft colors of your eyeshadow !", "i 've been obsessively checking the ais to see if anything has changed , but to no avail .", "i feel famous .", "i love the framed piece of paper !", "i could n't resist the sparkle !" ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "i am . at the moment , i 'm more than okay , i 'm happy . truly , purely happy . :)", "it 's always good to see someone happy . :)" ]
[ "Thepitt101", "SwiftToStreetlight", "Thepitt101" ]
thanks for making this thread ! it 's a great idea !
SwiftToStreetlight
[ "i like to be like ramona flowers and her hair .", "i had to get this off my chest .", "i love pixel people , and i play it every day .", "i 'm not !", "i love the overall look , definite thumbs up !", "i go to am 😔", "i 'll give you a solid pat on the back for this one , captionbot .", "i guess i just do n't know how i should handle this excitement .", "i applied for transfer from blinn to am for the fall 2016 semester .", "i owe you one , reddit .", "i 'm sorry poodunglicker does n't approve .", "i did n't expect this many people to take such interest in my first gyno visit lol .", "i dunno , slowpoke stuff i guess .", "i ’ve lived at the woodlands for 3 years and have enjoyed it a lot with no major issues .", "i understand this reference !", "i love it !", "i 've never been a huge fan of deathcab , but i really like this song .", "i 'd hate to hear a story of opening that box to a multicolored , shattered glass tragedy !", "i 'm in !", "i think it 's awesome .", "i get goosebumps when i sing certain songs .", "i wish people would n't hate the brand just because stupid people wear it .", "i 'm a fan !", "i went to check on him this morning and he was dead .", "i have the same one !", "i made some of them extra derpy .", "i love it !", "i see what you did there .", "i do n't find you to be condescending or patronizing at all .", "i 'm a junior in texas with family up in tulsa very close to the university .", "i got mine injected and it was n't painful , and it 's more reliable than condoms .", "i 've seen you around so many threads today .", "i know no one 's listening to you anyway , but no she does n't .", "i would assume election time ? ?", "i highly recommend the show !", "i 'd love to see you do better .", "i 'll have to check these out !", "i have a cat .", "i 'm sorry ?", "i agree , what 's the pattern op ?", "i loved all of the different shades of blue � �", "i just witnessed my friend catch this on his school - issued laptop .", "i cringed , and i 'm a girl .", "i can tell .", "i wrote the above comment at 2:00 this morning , does it show ?", "i actually love your lashes , i think they really accentuate your eyes very well .", "i just recently got my first tattoo and it ’s of my late pet bunny .", "i did it backwards haha .", "i 'll see myself out .", "i love the tutorials !", "i 'm very small - framed , so i 'll definitely do this !", "i hope so , i hope his aggie ring did n't get stolen .", "i 'm not remindme but it 's been an hour .", "i just finished this pattern too ! !", "i get a lot of comments on my very long fingers haha .", "i wanna be part of the s party .", "i did not and have not murdered anybody !", "i take back roads every time i go home to houston to avoid that construction clusterfuck", "i do n't know which ending i 'm hoping for .", "i play the game with my friends :(", "i had the same opinion , but i did n't want to criticize and risk more downvotes .", "i love everything right now .", "i never thought a cow could be featured in my nightmares .", "i would recommend it to every laquerista !", "i meant cake day .", "i 'm so proud of you .", "i 'll be in texas for the next 8 years of my life .", "i hope they blow their cover by saying something dumb like that .", "i made a present for my boyfriend that i thought y' all would appreciate .", "i 'm gon na ask my bf to do this next time .", "i 'm glad you liked them .", "i did n't know lamps could melt ! !", "i 'm not proud ...", "i 'm gon na have to go with tom cruise .", "i wrote the colors down in a separate comment in this thread .", "i thought this was a picture and you dun goofed but then her eyes moved .", "i had this design for all of 4 hours .", "i love the treebird , definitely a must have !", "i did n't want you to get downvoted , do here 's your upvote !", "i guess his application was really the bomb", "i ’d say check with your major , op .", "i fold the corners to save my spot .", "i think she just has a fear of spiders and they decided to take it to an extreme level .", "i pronounce it like ear - ock and just go with it .", "i just bought a stand for my canvas a couple days ago ! !", "i like that it says \" cat \" under each one .", "i love the color !", "i get irrationally upset at that guy for interrupting her .", "i like da'vonne , she was one of my favorites in the house .", "i was feeling polka - dotty .", "i need a more regular sleeping schedule .", "i was gon na get around to it eventually ..", "i want to make this for my anatomy professor , mind sharing the pattern info ?", "i love the idea of getting / giving food !", "i got my driver 's license today ! !", "i love the soft colors of your eyeshadow !", "i 've been obsessively checking the ais to see if anything has changed , but to no avail .", "i feel famous .", "i love the framed piece of paper !", "i could n't resist the sparkle !" ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i am . at the moment , i 'm more than okay , i 'm happy . truly , purely happy . :)
SwiftToStreetlight
[ "i did okay , i guess .", "i am inherently selfish and i 'm pretty sure there 's nothing i can do about it .", "i do n't get it !", "i remember being in my wheelchair , recovering post - op when i got my first therapist .", "i 'm a bad writer .", "i 'm fat and ugly and lonely and grieved and desperate and i just do n't see the point .", "i just need something simple that does n't touch whatever scripts are involved in multple adoptions .", "i 'd do almost anything to end up inpatient for anorexia .", "i am so in .", "i am innocent .", "i did n't get much sleep and therefore feel sluggish which is going to make everything worse .", "i promise i 'm not a high schooler looking for help on an essay question .", "i did n't even swear at him .", "i picture myself looking at the trees , the stars , her face , anything but the mask .", "i love that there 's not one thing about me he does n't know .", "i feel horrible for making you do that .", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i do n't even remember what the logs said , only the impression they gave me .", "i almost died and went to heaven .", "i will make it .", "i have actually had no appetite today ) let 's say i ate a whole pound of fudge .", "i have my method pressed ever - so - lightly to my arm .", "i 'm 5'3 \"", "i draw fake cuts on my arms to keep me from wanting to make real ones so much .", "i do n't know what i 'm going to do .", "i pressed it the first day .", "i do n't often make very good choices .", "i just want to vent .", "i 've been crying for hours at a stretch without pause .", "i 'm an octonaut and a medic .", "i think i 'm going to throw up .", "i want to cry now .", "i do n't love my husband the same way anymore .", "i feel protected , consecrated , red marking the doorframes to my heart .", "i have cerebral palsy , chronic fevers , panic disorder , depression , ptsd and more .", "i 'm not going to eat anything for 5 days .", "i wonder when our time will come ?", "i do n't wanna ! \"", "i think i 'm vegan now .", "i do n't wanna die .", "i was born blind because my optic nerves had n't yet developed .", "i went on vacation while sick .", "i had to drop out of the final concert and cancel voice lessons indefinitely .", "i remember waking up and screaming and crying because i was in so much pain .", "i hate you .", "i already did , so .... exactly like this .", "i 'm sure i 'm undoing yesterday 's 1800-calorie binge !", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i 'm 105 now .", "i have more layers than an onion", "i 'll keep you company", "i 'm gon na burn some incense .", "i 'm a sucky human .", "i was more than okay .", "i 'm a 5'2 \" woman , and my cooking abilities end with the microwave .", "i 'm a subscriber actually .", "i threw up .", "i 'm officially in eating disorder treatment .", "i do n't understand any of this and it 's not fair .", "i do n't know if text posts and rants are allowed , so please forgive me .", "i came clean about having manipulated him , and then the abuse started .", "i live in one of the wealthiest areas of my city , so this might have been a disaster .", "i did my research and he was the best in the state .", "i have a lot of trouble sleeping and no appetite , ever .", "i 'm having a fucking panic attack and i hate the way this all feels so fucking much .", "i want to make a career out of opera .", "i do n't get it .", "i allowed myself two slimfast shakes and a jar of baby food friday .", "i had to repeat a couple grades early on because i could n't be in class enough to pass .", "i will ensure it .", "i ca n't shake it , r / depression .", "i think i changed my mind .", "i am a disaster , really .", "i am in the center of a supernova .", "i would not care if you likened me to odette with genuine tenderness , but you do n't .", "i 'm ashamed that i even call myself a musician at this point .", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i did n't realize i was n't going to make it in the world until today .", "i have an undeniable urge to murder something .", "i abed him if he was screwing with me about 15 times and he said no .", "i did n't even swear at him .", "i hope i can anyway ; no one has ever made any remarks about my disability since childhood ...", "i hope so , too , but i would n't know where to begin .", "i went back to the laryngologist a couple weeks ago .", "i suppose i have to blame lena too .", "i have never had a job or done any form of menial labor in my entire life .", "i 'm almost 21 , a mezzo .", "i probably have tuberculosis .", "i love that he 's willing to do everything he can to make me happy .", "i had a bad day in talk therapy .", "i love him dearly .", "i know it sounds dramatic , but that 's how i really feel .", "i suck and i do n't deserve to live .", "i have contacted the seller of the fraudulently purchased product on ebay , who has not responded .", "i do suffer because i 'm not as well and normal as everybody else ! !", "i actually retched a little bit there .", "i find your post cruel and offensive .", "i suppose i am , being that i am a pagan who worships the greek pantheon .", "i 'm afraid it might not reach you like it would if you just found it .", "i do n't know why ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?", "i am pretty okay , thank you .", "pretty okay ? what 's wrong ? you are welcome to message me ." ]
[ "Thepitt101", "AdloraOfSolitude", "Thepitt101" ]
thanks , but really , i meant what i said . i 'm pretty okay . just sadly not pretty in general .
AdloraOfSolitude
[ "i did okay , i guess .", "i am inherently selfish and i 'm pretty sure there 's nothing i can do about it .", "i do n't get it !", "i remember being in my wheelchair , recovering post - op when i got my first therapist .", "i 'm a bad writer .", "i 'm fat and ugly and lonely and grieved and desperate and i just do n't see the point .", "i just need something simple that does n't touch whatever scripts are involved in multple adoptions .", "i 'd do almost anything to end up inpatient for anorexia .", "i am so in .", "i am innocent .", "i did n't get much sleep and therefore feel sluggish which is going to make everything worse .", "i promise i 'm not a high schooler looking for help on an essay question .", "i did n't even swear at him .", "i picture myself looking at the trees , the stars , her face , anything but the mask .", "i love that there 's not one thing about me he does n't know .", "i feel horrible for making you do that .", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i do n't even remember what the logs said , only the impression they gave me .", "i almost died and went to heaven .", "i will make it .", "i have actually had no appetite today ) let 's say i ate a whole pound of fudge .", "i have my method pressed ever - so - lightly to my arm .", "i 'm 5'3 \"", "i draw fake cuts on my arms to keep me from wanting to make real ones so much .", "i do n't know what i 'm going to do .", "i pressed it the first day .", "i do n't often make very good choices .", "i just want to vent .", "i 've been crying for hours at a stretch without pause .", "i 'm an octonaut and a medic .", "i think i 'm going to throw up .", "i want to cry now .", "i do n't love my husband the same way anymore .", "i feel protected , consecrated , red marking the doorframes to my heart .", "i have cerebral palsy , chronic fevers , panic disorder , depression , ptsd and more .", "i 'm not going to eat anything for 5 days .", "i wonder when our time will come ?", "i do n't wanna ! \"", "i think i 'm vegan now .", "i do n't wanna die .", "i was born blind because my optic nerves had n't yet developed .", "i went on vacation while sick .", "i had to drop out of the final concert and cancel voice lessons indefinitely .", "i remember waking up and screaming and crying because i was in so much pain .", "i hate you .", "i already did , so .... exactly like this .", "i 'm sure i 'm undoing yesterday 's 1800-calorie binge !", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i 'm 105 now .", "i have more layers than an onion", "i 'll keep you company", "i 'm gon na burn some incense .", "i 'm a sucky human .", "i was more than okay .", "i 'm a 5'2 \" woman , and my cooking abilities end with the microwave .", "i 'm a subscriber actually .", "i threw up .", "i 'm officially in eating disorder treatment .", "i do n't understand any of this and it 's not fair .", "i do n't know if text posts and rants are allowed , so please forgive me .", "i came clean about having manipulated him , and then the abuse started .", "i live in one of the wealthiest areas of my city , so this might have been a disaster .", "i did my research and he was the best in the state .", "i have a lot of trouble sleeping and no appetite , ever .", "i 'm having a fucking panic attack and i hate the way this all feels so fucking much .", "i want to make a career out of opera .", "i do n't get it .", "i allowed myself two slimfast shakes and a jar of baby food friday .", "i had to repeat a couple grades early on because i could n't be in class enough to pass .", "i will ensure it .", "i ca n't shake it , r / depression .", "i think i changed my mind .", "i am a disaster , really .", "i am in the center of a supernova .", "i would not care if you likened me to odette with genuine tenderness , but you do n't .", "i 'm ashamed that i even call myself a musician at this point .", "i 'm sorry for what you 've been through but please do n't call all people with bpd abusers .", "i did n't realize i was n't going to make it in the world until today .", "i have an undeniable urge to murder something .", "i abed him if he was screwing with me about 15 times and he said no .", "i did n't even swear at him .", "i hope i can anyway ; no one has ever made any remarks about my disability since childhood ...", "i hope so , too , but i would n't know where to begin .", "i went back to the laryngologist a couple weeks ago .", "i suppose i have to blame lena too .", "i have never had a job or done any form of menial labor in my entire life .", "i 'm almost 21 , a mezzo .", "i probably have tuberculosis .", "i love that he 's willing to do everything he can to make me happy .", "i had a bad day in talk therapy .", "i love him dearly .", "i know it sounds dramatic , but that 's how i really feel .", "i suck and i do n't deserve to live .", "i have contacted the seller of the fraudulently purchased product on ebay , who has not responded .", "i do suffer because i 'm not as well and normal as everybody else ! !", "i actually retched a little bit there .", "i find your post cruel and offensive .", "i suppose i am , being that i am a pagan who worships the greek pantheon .", "i 'm afraid it might not reach you like it would if you just found it .", "i do n't know why ." ]
[ "are you okay ? i do n't have anything to get off my chest . sometimes a simple \" are you okay ? \" can brighten anyone 's day . i will try to help you as much as i can . so ... are you okay ?" ]
[ "Thepitt101" ]
i am pretty okay , thank you .
AdloraOfSolitude
[ "i also want a buddy", "i 'll be your friend", "i 'll be your friend ;-)", "i m interested can you share a picture pls", "i 'm here if you want to talk pm me", "i ve been looking for a accountability partner i 'm here .", "i 'm here � � pls i want an accountability partner !", "i 'll be here for you ." ]
[ "alone . it sucks when you crave affection but has no one to share it with" ]
[ "graffitibridge" ]
� � i 'll be here for you
STG44MP40
[ "i need it !", "i 'm planning on going to the first scanning day .", "i 'm crying .", "i 've looked everywhere to figure it out .", "i 'd rather be alone .", "i used to be optimistic .", "i did n't even know this was a thing .", "i know the answer is n't being an asshole .", "i have n't found anything specific that 's good .", "i loved this .", "i 'm sorry .", "i would too .", "i 'm looking for a noun like that .", "i do n't know .", "i see what you did there ..", "i have two mentors i really would like to get gifts for .", "i noticed that too !", "i think i married his brother .", "i used to give everyone the benefit of the doubt .", "i 'm with you .", "i wish that was easy for me ." ]
[ "i 'll never know what it feels like ... to experience what it 's like for my own children to love my parents . rip dad mom" ]
[ "-whycantistop-" ]
it 's heartbreaking . i know . i 'm sorry .
rachel63
[ "i like girls but i 'll suck your dick tbh", "i do n't even get it .", "i 'm sorry , but i 'm tired and ca n't figure it out .", "i do n't know why , but i absolutely despise listing things .", "i can never do these correctly .", "i miss old names like that .", "i was just gon na say , this looks exactly like some of the nsd album coves .", "i 'm sorry , man .", "i know that .", "i cleaned the bathroom semi - recently , so maybe !", "i thought it was the perfect way to end the film .", "i just want to feel like i belong here .", "i want to clarify ; are the electrons coming into the tube from outside what are causing the ionization ?", "i do n't want my head to be a different color than the rest of my body .", "i 'm a fan of this track , though .", "i have anxiety about every second until graduation and beyond .", "i know , seriously .", "i think he played at the mullin ’s center in 2012 . missed him by a few years :(", "i was n't suggesting doing it , i was just asking for the sake of asking .", "i think he said \" try tickling your pickle for the first time . \"", "i 'd suggest a haircut , and that 's pretty much it .", "i thought the villain he said was coming back was more likely to be colin .", "i have imaginary arguments .", "i just want my goddamn dual pistols back .", "i might have questions at some other time , but not now .", "i was blasting back at the gym this morning !", "i know stuff about stellar evolution and galaxies , not this .", "i do n't remember either .", "i 'm having a mental block , who is that guy from ?", "i accidentally wrote iron-4 , i meant to write \" helium-4 . \"", "i agree with everything besides korrasami being confirmed .", "i ’m amazed it has n’t happened already .", "i think i still do n't .", "i do n't really know , force of habit from other subreddits , maybe ?", "i was just clarifying that this could n’t possibly be a shockwave .", "i ’m still not sick of it honestly .", "i eat that exact same type of pasta dish all the time .", "i fucking love the covers for everything bassweight releases .", "i thought plasma was just defined as gas with an electric current running through it ?", "i 'm confused to how you can reconcile human evolution and the story of adam and eve .", "i ’m just trying to understand the full picture .", "i just want to feel like i 'm not alone and want some sense of guidance .", "i had the idea before the clone wars was a thing .", "i 'm not talking about that .", "i had the opposite thing happen to me .", "i do n't even understand what happened , did the lens break or something ?", "i live twenty minutes from worcester and i 'm shocked i 've never heard of this .", "i ca n't seem to find it on his page !", "i think that was leia .", "i need it badly .", "i 'm a student at umass amherst studying astronomy , aspiring to be a teacher when i get older .", "i was never someone who had a particularly strong foundation or sense of intuition in math .", "i thought i was just overthinking it , thanks !", "i do n't even understand what you 're accusing me of .", "i doubt i could bear the fucking stupidity of some people .", "i thought nucleoysnthesis only occurred in the core ?", "i do n't think i ever have .", "i 'm also trying to get back into drawing .", "i 'm so jealous .", "i know this might be a tough question to answer but ... what did it sound like ?", "i do n't know a ton about music classification but is n't pretty lights an electro - swing artist ?", "i 'm confused .", "i remember the first time i saw this .", "i ca n't do this .", "i 'm not even that big of a fan of ms paint .", "i really hope yuta does n't start having feelings for this new chick .", "i absolutely loved it .", "i remember these from like ten years ago !", "i ’ve never heard of them !", "i do n't .", "i never said science \" refuted \" god , let me just clarify that .", "i wo n't specify what , but i think you 'll love it !", "i do n't understand the difference .", "i 've been looking for this song everywhere .", "i usually just run the wire into my shirt and it never gets caught on anything .", "i ca n't tell .", "i thought the expansion of the universe was increasing ?", "i always hated the bow , though .", "i 've seen this parodied plenty of times , but i never really researched the true story behind it .", "i sure as hell wo n't .", "i do n't think the writers are dumb enough to do that .", "i 'm a ' tell em he 's real .", "i ’m pissing myself lol", "i want to hug everything i see right now .", "i love this remix , man .", "i think you were thinking of phiso 's black label ep with the title", "i just want to be a good mathematician and a good physicist .", "i froze , colossally , and basically did n't fill out anything on several of the questions .", "i 'm proud to say i own this calculator .", "i think it 's from quarantine zone when the arbiter falls down all the shafts .", "i thought bungie said that heroic was the canon level of difficulty ?", "i believe you 're looking for deladeso .", "i 've cried to this song .", "i do n't want to scrape by , i want to be a good student .", "i realized that after i posted it , but i could n't change it .", "i do n't remember this line being in the trailer .", "i mean , i guess i 'll take a million per year .", "i have that as a poster hanging up in my room .", "i 've improved dramatically over the course of the past few years , and am currently in calculus iii .", "i 'm sorry , my brain went dead for a second ." ]
[ "i 'll never know what it feels like ... to experience what it 's like for my own children to love my parents . rip dad mom" ]
[ "-whycantistop-" ]
i 'm sorry , man . anything i can do to help ?
tacoman202
[ "i also imagine i 'm in your childhood bedroom !", "i wo nt judge you i just need a friend too wanna talk on skype or something ?", "i know its 8 am but hy not i thought i would try it out anyway .", "i would like to be your friend , are you into teenage mutant ninja turtles ?", "i was put on probation for a dui in which i also had a one - hitter on me .", "i thought altruism was doing good strictly for the sake of doing good and not expecting anything ?", "i m pretty fun and would love to meet anybody male or female , hit me up !", "i am not going to fight the ticket because i would definitely lose .", "i live in nj pretty close by wanna be friends ?", "i wish you were nt a lesbian", "i doubt they have n't been licking their shit holes . fixed", "i always wished we still lived in village life where everyone was given a job and just did that .", "i 've got cash lets get day drunk ! !", "i felt the same way ." ]
[ "sometimes i wish i had no family so i could kill myself with no one grieve for me ." ]
[ "saywhat1mortym" ]
me too
ITturd
[ "i fully support a way to make pre - war money useful and this is great", "i guess i do n't understand it .", "i love the comments in this thread", "i remember the crab people from south park , but i do n't understand the relation to china", "i offered the recommendation based on the typical limited visibility of the head pieces .", "i would think it difficult to work with children whilst raising your own ... you'd be so burnt out", "i have n't been able to watch but i looked online for the features .", "i love lost / cleanup cells .... although i still think skyrim has the best one .", "i like reading about isolation psychological experiments , military , biodomes , etc .", "i 'm patient when it comes to greatness", "i am trudging through the anime , it is very slow .", "i 'm so gay for arin @.", "i wish to hear / read the conversation of him seeking legal counsel over facebook friends list", "i dunno i think it balances out given how much nba players get arrested .", "i have it but i have n't beaten it .", "i do n't believe in trying to shove an english dick in every language 's mouth .", "i think it 's self - explanatory .", "i 'm adaptive .", "i 'm sure dead or alive has your back .", "i like 3 , nv , 4 , and 76 . they all have their strengths and weaknesses .", "i just make everything in the microwave", "i 'm looking for new friendships , people i can talk to about anything , or vice versa .", "i 'd like to though ; 3 . ... i ai n't even mad .", "i love it !", "i 'm not looking for answers or solutions .", "i ve played it on ps3 and xb1 .", "i 'm mostly undateable it seems ... but i already knew that .", "i am excited .", "i do n't know .", "i 'm sure it was about to be .", "i just do not like being associated with the states for a lot of reasons :/", "i did n't have any mods", "i love the neversoft spider - man , same for me .", "i love collecting recipes and plans and want to get them all !", "i think we could cover a lot there", "i 've been looking for an injustice sr for months now .", "i hate the term preggers so much ...", "i know it pulls from things like the watchers / enoch .", "i was talking about bfc", "i 'm hoping leatherhead shows up again .", "i now have you tagged in lime green as \" photogenic chihuahua guy \"", "i am intrigued and aroused .", "i do n't find it surprising , and i do n't see the big deal .", "i love silly girls ... and silly boys ... . they make life great .", "i want to know why .", "i guess i can say something about myself ...", "i * knew * there was going to be some backwards religious reason for this .", "i guess i 'm just a polarising figure .", "i question the legitimacy of martial arts competitions .", "i agree completely but personally i do n't mind sound .", "i am unstoppable .", "i did n't even know about this dude .", "i cut my hair for interviews .... still unemloyed ...", "i know a lot of what you 're going through and feel the same way t︵t", "i also cut up benny and threw his body parts all over the bathroom .", "i feel ya fam", "i do enjoy characters .", "i want to hug that derpy precious zoomy baby", "i had the newspaper dream years ago .", "i hate old people .", "i figured it was all publicity stunts .", "i assume she 'd be in here to see it anyway _ . but yes add me pls", "i think the only bit i remember is him eating food with joey fatone", "i 'll read it !", "i love movies , especially horror sci - fi or comedies .", "i think this is how the night 's watch started", "i like melodic metal a lot .", "i am sensing a pattern", "i just wondered why you seemed to be getting hostile toward me .", "i really felt like crying :-(", "i am not sure if trunks ' sword is the same as the z - sword", "i 'm confused as to the story ... i think i get it but i do n't know ...", "i 'm glad to see the scarecrow army is doing well .", "i want to believe it 's not real ..", "i try ; 3", "i thought \" mecha tesla \" meant nikola", "i have a mod that allows you to spawn a workshop anywhere and you can then access workshop mode .", "i am uncertain what sort of options people like me have .", "i was making a joke .", "i dunno ... canada , new zealand ....", "i think it 's funny , personally :/", "i 'm really happy for him !", "i love all the hyper logic lords tutting quill punching his girlfriend 's murderer", "i got engrossed in watching the archived ones that i missed the live one ... again", "i also really like playing around with hypothetical scenarios as conversation , and i love to write and draw .", "i 'm done talking with people .", "i 'm confused :/", "i 'm fully aware that america is racist .", "i thought there were states without such protections ... it definitely seems like it .", "i would say he changes out his hand for different stances .", "i 'd rather be a furry than a bigot .", "i love it !", "i wish you the best in life .", "i want to see iron giant vs attack on titan", "i can go to the store for those .", "i have a lot of catching up to do :/", "i was close to doing something similar to a car i hit in the parking lot today .", "i guess i did n't catch it , * probably going too fast *", "i watch netflix on xbox and ps3", "i do n't have money ." ]
[ "sometimes i wish i had no family so i could kill myself with no one grieve for me ." ]
[ "saywhat1mortym" ]
i know that feel ...
DrowningEmbers
[ "i 've got time to listen .", "i was going to post an ncredibly long rant about myself , but honestly i 'm just tired .", "i do n't actually own the game .", "i 've gotten better , but i 'm only capable enough to survive .", "i 'm pretty sure you 've got some fans .", "i own a fat xbox 360 w/ a 60 gb hdd but recieved a better model as a gift .", "i can not grasp why someone uses a cellphone for reasons other than talking and texting ...", "i 'm only good at handling rejection because that is all i can get .", "i 'm sure they would at least point you in the right direction .", "i 'm honestly really proud of michigan .", "i did n't plan for this holiday at all .", "i keep seeing short snippets here and there , but nobody talks about it .", "i feel like this might be confusing if someone reads this and never had an existential crisis before .", "i 'm pretty sure that people upvote meme 's they think are funny .", "i understand that .", "i had actually tagged you as \" punched by a vagina \" beforehand ...", "i really appreciate the offer .", "i 'll take 4 .", "i was really hoping no - one itt would make this shitty joke .", "i assume she must be very funny .", "i 'm around royal oak .", "i would n't want a pussy though .", "i 'm sure someone in either /r / depression or suicidewatch will be able to help .", "i imagine that 's probably the greatest broken - bone story you 'll ever have :)", "i 'm glad i made you feel better :)", "i 'm afraid that i 'm beginning to fetishize the teenage years that i lost .", "i 'm actually excited that an option exists .", "i just linked a picture .", "i really hope that the majority of people itt never have jury duty .", "i need to know that someone likes me for completely vain reasons .", "i mean , i 'm invisible at my college anyway .", "i have no doubts that their stories will meet my expectations .", "i am incredibly surprised how many fellow closet cannibals i 've met on reddit ...", "i 've also been preparing a costume .", "i would n't know where to find one , but it would be interesting to go to .", "i 'll start ....", "i was rejected recently and have n't been taking it well , so thanks if you do .", "i do n't want it to go to waste when i kill myself in a few months .", "i 'm confused .", "i ca n't make that happen .", "i thought he said no to women .", "i love everything about you . \"", "i really hope you'er not that upset over one picture .", "i 'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !", "i do n't know how to flirt and did n't try to talk to girls that way .", "i 'd like to send a letter to my favorite manga author .", "i 'll look into it .", "i swear this post came from /r / circlejerk .", "i do n't remember the link .", "i have ulterior motives .", "i hope you do n't actually take your opinions seriously .", "i accidentally made two .", "i can feel waves of whatever fight - or - flight chemicals our bodies have wash over me .", "i 've got a few questions .", "i 'd be more afraid about the 1 % of parents that would enjoy it .... # 3232;\\_#3232 ;", "i 'm sorry with what you 're dealing with now and i hope that you will feel better soon .", "i have never heard of this trick .... ohmaigosh ....", "i have this collection of bad feelings that make me feel sad .", "i 'm normal .", "i kind of prefer the current one we have .", "i 'd prefer to make one as identical as possible .", "i really hope this game gets enough attention to merit more extra content .", "i 'm glad i 'm not a woman or i 'd be a statistic by now .", "i 'll be back home .", "i do n't advocate piracy or the distribution of media you can purchase .", "i recognized the dream and again became a demon .", "i would n't look pretty ... ;", "i was about to post the exact same clip !", "i 've never heard i anyone that has but i 'll take your word for it .", "i guess i was left behind .", "i love playing this game , but i 've run into a small problem .", "i 'm concerned that you only packed boxers and socks ....", "i 'm afraid to call him adorable .... really good sketches though !", "i do n't really know what to say that could help .", "i need help on a design .", "i was in the 99 % before it was popular ama", "i 've always been that shy kid .", "i 've never done it before and would love some advice .", "i do n't know any people here .", "i just have one to many mental problems to have worth .", "i could see any one of those titles being a bad snl / wkyk / dave chappelle skit .", "i 'd make snow - cones with it .", "i 'm just starting to learn chinese .", "i absolutely hate that i look young for my age .", "i 'm loving these master / pet fantasies !", "i have to eat leftover jam before the semester ends , but we ran out of crackers .", "i ca n't remember the last time i was genuinely angry .", "i will not be remembered for being awkward , one way or the other .", "i do n't know your situation , but you are seriously going about it the right way .", "i pulled one of those yesterday to study , so my stomachs killing me .", "i was such a rebel .", "i 'm quitting booze .", "i 'm embarrased to admit i have no idea how to get it .", "i just hope they do n't become the generic bad - ass types that plague the fps genre .", "i 'm so emotionally starved .", "i imagined you as the oprah of water .", "i assume the video has something to do with nigga 's .", "i was appalled .", "i feel like i 'm back in r / circlejerk ...", "i read this in zoiberg 's voice ." ]
[ "sometimes i wish i had no family so i could kill myself with no one grieve for me ." ]
[ "saywhat1mortym" ]
if you need to talk to someone , i 'll be up for awhile . as someone who 's had many days like this , i 'm sorry you feel this way now .
speaks_in_video
[ "i just really wanted to get married next year .", "i ’m polite .", "i want to put it all in a box , and walk out of here without telling anyone .", "i ’m scared that the man that i love ca n’t give me the life that i want .", "i ’m 28 from the midwest .", "i know that title was rough , but god dammit i ’m not feeling creative .", "i do n’t care if she was trump or obama , i would feel the same way .", "i do n’t speak up for myself like i should .", "i gave myself time to adjust to the growing pains .", "i appreciate that .", "i needed to hear / read this !", "i have a partner to help and a wedding to pay for .", "i want a simple life .", "i want to remove everything from my cubical .", "i ’m trying but i ca n’t get out !", "i find it hard to feel inspired or even optimistic most days .", "i was just literally exhausted .", "i wish quitting like a badass was an option", "i have always worked hard and had a good work ethic .", "i ’ve been unhappy in my job for the past year .", "i am treated differently than my sister by my mom .", "i feel like a loser .", "i could n’t afford to do that with the job my fiancé has right now .", "i want a dane one day just like her .", "i ’ve supported her during times of hardship and trouble .", "i ’m not asking for a wicked tuna here , but maybe just not something so ... toxic .", "i do n’t want to settle for something i did n’t love or see myself in .", "i swear , wealth does things to people .", "i have an official job offer for a job in atlanta , georgia .", "i took a job in my field .", "i stay away from drama .", "i hate it .", "i went through the interview process and felt really good about what i put out there .", "i do n’t know what to do next .", "i ’m engaged to my soul mate , my best friend , and the perfect fit for me .", "i ’m tired of feeling tired , i ’m done feeling sad .", "i ’m done .", "i ’m afraid of missing out .", "i know i can , i just need to believe there is something else .", "i do n’t think i can take the job .", "i will do everything i can to help you .", "i can never get ahead or on top of things .", "i feel lonely .", "i know , millennials want a high paying job with little to no effort because wah wah entitlement .", "i could n’t believe that i made the cut , that they saw potential in me .", "i was really leaning towards taking the job to add the experience to my resume .", "i broke up with an ex because he did n’t have any ambition .", "i ’m struggling with myself .", "i have pointed it out before , and my mom flat out denies it .", "i could work 60 hours a week and still have shit leftover to do .", "i ’m stressed all the time , i ’m not sleeping well .", "i ’m working but will do my best to respond .", "i may not be perfect .", "i ’ve never seen someone split their pants on the dance floor from a glass of jazzy pinot grigio .", "i would feel more accomplished .", "i applied , i interviewed , and i got a job in my field .", "i ’m jess .", "i got a job offer in atlanta , and am living in the midwest currently .", "i ’m trying to be more transparent and open about what i am going through .", "i was hoping to at least make some friends at this job , but i have n’t .", "i ’m not opposed to working hard .", "i ’m done feeling trapped .", "i have bills , student loan debt , a car payment .", "i ’m not opposed to working hard .", "i wrote a poem for a boy and he did n’t talk to me afterwards .", "i ’ll probably be better tomorrow , but for now , i ’m sad .", "i suggested doing something else but he wanted to stay home .", "i was the first person in my family to go to and graduate from college .", "i could have an ok day and come home sobbing , overcome by feeling sad .", "i tried to be selfless and happy for them , despite my disappointment .", "i ’m sure you are n’t like that !", "i love this man .", "i wish he would keep applying until something sticks , but of course , easier said than done .", "i do n’t feel respected at all .", "i think i would acclimate to a new environment ." ]
[ "all the many , many “ i ’m suicidal ” posts everywhere on reddit have just caused me to stop caring ." ]
[ "StoneColdOuttaSight" ]
goodbye . peace and blessings .
JessXpress123
[ "i just really wanted to get married next year .", "i ’m polite .", "i want to put it all in a box , and walk out of here without telling anyone .", "i ’m scared that the man that i love ca n’t give me the life that i want .", "i ’m 28 from the midwest .", "i know that title was rough , but god dammit i ’m not feeling creative .", "i do n’t care if she was trump or obama , i would feel the same way .", "i do n’t speak up for myself like i should .", "i gave myself time to adjust to the growing pains .", "i appreciate that .", "i needed to hear / read this !", "i have a partner to help and a wedding to pay for .", "i want a simple life .", "i want to remove everything from my cubical .", "i ’m trying but i ca n’t get out !", "i find it hard to feel inspired or even optimistic most days .", "i was just literally exhausted .", "i wish quitting like a badass was an option", "i have always worked hard and had a good work ethic .", "i ’ve been unhappy in my job for the past year .", "i am treated differently than my sister by my mom .", "i feel like a loser .", "i could n’t afford to do that with the job my fiancé has right now .", "i want a dane one day just like her .", "i ’ve supported her during times of hardship and trouble .", "i ’m not asking for a wicked tuna here , but maybe just not something so ... toxic .", "i do n’t want to settle for something i did n’t love or see myself in .", "i swear , wealth does things to people .", "i have an official job offer for a job in atlanta , georgia .", "i took a job in my field .", "i stay away from drama .", "i hate it .", "i went through the interview process and felt really good about what i put out there .", "i do n’t know what to do next .", "i ’m engaged to my soul mate , my best friend , and the perfect fit for me .", "i ’m tired of feeling tired , i ’m done feeling sad .", "i ’m done .", "i ’m afraid of missing out .", "i know i can , i just need to believe there is something else .", "i do n’t think i can take the job .", "i will do everything i can to help you .", "i can never get ahead or on top of things .", "i feel lonely .", "i know , millennials want a high paying job with little to no effort because wah wah entitlement .", "i could n’t believe that i made the cut , that they saw potential in me .", "i was really leaning towards taking the job to add the experience to my resume .", "i broke up with an ex because he did n’t have any ambition .", "i ’m struggling with myself .", "i have pointed it out before , and my mom flat out denies it .", "i could work 60 hours a week and still have shit leftover to do .", "i ’m stressed all the time , i ’m not sleeping well .", "i ’m working but will do my best to respond .", "i may not be perfect .", "i ’ve never seen someone split their pants on the dance floor from a glass of jazzy pinot grigio .", "i would feel more accomplished .", "i applied , i interviewed , and i got a job in my field .", "i ’m jess .", "i got a job offer in atlanta , and am living in the midwest currently .", "i ’m trying to be more transparent and open about what i am going through .", "i was hoping to at least make some friends at this job , but i have n’t .", "i ’m not opposed to working hard .", "i ’m done feeling trapped .", "i have bills , student loan debt , a car payment .", "i ’m not opposed to working hard .", "i wrote a poem for a boy and he did n’t talk to me afterwards .", "i ’ll probably be better tomorrow , but for now , i ’m sad .", "i suggested doing something else but he wanted to stay home .", "i was the first person in my family to go to and graduate from college .", "i could have an ok day and come home sobbing , overcome by feeling sad .", "i tried to be selfless and happy for them , despite my disappointment .", "i ’m sure you are n’t like that !", "i love this man .", "i wish he would keep applying until something sticks , but of course , easier said than done .", "i do n’t feel respected at all .", "i think i would acclimate to a new environment ." ]
[ "all the many , many “ i ’m suicidal ” posts everywhere on reddit have just caused me to stop caring ." ]
[ "StoneColdOuttaSight" ]
oh and also . this is supposed to be a safe space . go spread your hate somewhere else .
JessXpress123
[ "i do n’t think you get how roasts work" ]
[ "all the many , many “ i ’m suicidal ” posts everywhere on reddit have just caused me to stop caring .", "yeah , no . you do not get to crap all over people in pain . not in this sub . you can take your attitude elsewhere ." ]
[ "StoneColdOuttaSight", "Svataben" ]
good mod !
I_PEE_HARD_SOMETIMES
[ "i wo n't be debating with you further , unless you stop lying .", "i seriously hope you ’re getting mad upvotes for this .", "i am calm , thanks .", "i mean , he probably thinks women should n’t be allowed to vote .", "i mean what else is there ?", "i just saw you call your posts troll posts .", "i mean personality and behaviour .", "i do n’t understand anyone keeping anything there .", "i 'm netflixing , and as soon as my nails dry , i 'll be eating popcorn .", "i ’m sad for you .", "i think i love you .", "i hate that .", "i love that the eyes are stones .", "i 'm entirely turned off by butt stuff .", "i 'm so glad you called him on it .", "i 'm sorry to hear that .", "i thought the other one was your last post .", "i posted a pic on redditlaqueristas a long time ago , and promptly got a creepy fetish pm .", "i would n't want neither .", "i am monogamous , and ca n't deal with my partner sharing themself sexually with others .", "i 've seen you around , making posts i agree with .", "i 'm so relieved i look perfect in every way !", "i did not not grow up in a flash .", "i think you should talk with her .", "i 'd wonder how old he was , mentally .", "i would not put up with it .", "i 'm not sure i understand your question .", "i do not want to be creepy !", "i used to commute in a train filled with teenagers .", "i gave you two already .", "i bet that dude thinks he ’s being cute .", "i quoted you directly ...", "i have no idea what that even means .", "i ’d much rather come home to a clean house .", "i knew about animals already .", "i did not know that i knew so many swear words .", "i 'm sorry that happened to you .", "i thought he was really looking at a pic of op 's sister .", "i keep seeing these threads , where we get asked if we get turned on by stuff .", "i ’m still a heterosexual woman , so i would n’t have sex with other women .", "i ’d want him to get tested too .", "i did n’t , and they ’re long gone .", "i 'll probably think they 're not done with each other .", "i 'm really glad i could help .", "i do n't know why , but i hate that .", "i 'm glad you 're done with that guy .", "i will in future , thanks .", "i do n’t think most women would like that , no .", "i do n't play games like that .", "i 'm glad you got help .", "i 'm curious ; what made you ask these questions ?", "i lost a furry friend just monday .", "i 'm waaaaay ahead of you !", "i ca n't be bothered listing all the ways .", "i thought you would n’t dignify my cop out answer ?", "i 've spent way too much thought on that hair .", "i have refuted it .", "i 'm sorry , but it just is to me .", "i was fatter than i am now .", "i very simply never wanted children .", "i 'd trust my pet with someone like that .", "i 'm sensitive to smell .", "i ’m straight .", "i ca n't wait to try it with a better quality set !", "i 'm glad you took him in !", "i hope everything goes well for you .", "i hope it opens his world .", "i feel a deep sadness that it is needed .", "i 'm so sorry that happened to you !", "i 'm netflixing , and as soon as my nails dry , i 'll be eating popcorn .", "i do n't think women spit nearly as much .", "i would not date a man who did .", "i 've only ever seen it on alcoholics .", "i 'm so happy for both of you !", "i love being clean .", "i 'd up - vote this a bunch more times , if i could .", "i love great coffee , and i love it with milk and hazelnut syrup .", "i 'm sorry you had to see a bunch of the posts in this thread .", "i get what you ’re saying .", "i plan to tease you about it , but i wo n't say when .", "i wish i could travel back in time and hug you .", "i can only repeat my post then .", "i never said anything about every guy .", "i really hope things work out for you !", "i ’ll upvote this .", "i do n't much like the fighting bit , but the rest sounds like good fun / annoyance .", "i want to hug you , and smack him .", "i ’m in this picture , and i ’m not sure i appreciate it .", "i love this more than i should !", "i may hate you a little .", "i ’d laugh my ass off .", "i did not expect that .", "i seriously wish we could throw people in jail over that level of terrorism .", "i 'm still laughing at that amazing self - own .", "i 'm guessing people are bored , and some even semi - aggressive due to bad family lives .", "i got cat called .", "i always was .", "i love this post , and want to marry it !", "i could be off by a light year , so your guess is as good than mine .", "i 'm on a banning - spree ." ]
[ "all the many , many “ i ’m suicidal ” posts everywhere on reddit have just caused me to stop caring ." ]
[ "StoneColdOuttaSight" ]
yeah , no . you do not get to crap all over people in pain . not in this sub . you can take your attitude elsewhere .
Svataben
[ "i think you mean lol", "i 'm always the last one to know .", "i do n't know about that basic dictator shit .", "i lose i dumb she look dumb loserfingers", "i want this story to be true", "i hear footsteps ...", "i want to see what this looks like from a different angle", "i always make them wait", "i was n't being serious .", "i 'll be watching from the sidelines .", "i have n't been able to find information on what percentage of them are actually performed in hospitals .", "i 'm not going to make that argument .", "i 'm guessing the same argument still stands .", "i 'll upvote that even though you wo n't be able to see it .", "i approve this math", "i can stop anytime i want to .", "i 'm utterly unconviced .", "i 'll take it down and repost it in universal language tomorrow .", "i would like to see how crazy things can get .", "i 've been putting this off for too long .", "i 'll just let the universe decide .", "i want it !", "i see your ice cream van parked outside my window .", "i 'm late but the right answer would have been graves", "i 'm not sure if i can make money in my head but i 'm sure you can", "i just want to bring back human sacrifice in my honor .", "i 'm still trying to get into the community study group .", "i would very much like to eat it", "i want to ride my bicycle ?", "i 'm in a delicate stage and might just be transforming into a butterfly .", "i feel exposed and powerless", "i would imagine it 's a little bit easier to breath now .", "i think i 've stumbled on something golden here", "i use the same excuse every time when i drunk text profanities to my mother", "i 'll just get this out of the way ... . fascism !", "i have to say , that this is a fascinating dream .", "i would n't start comparing if i were you .", "i ca n't remember the number ...", "i have to ask my mother if she remembers .", "i can swing which ever way i please .", "i think everyone is a little bit confused right now dude", "i was a bit wide of the mark there .", "i got a 95 draft hayden from basic golds .", "i do n't know mom , i 'm a millenial !", "i might apologize if you all admit how dumb you are .", "i think this adventure practically writes itself .", "i was on my way home .", "i have no real problems .", "i can send you an amazon link for smaller condoms .", "i think it 's kind of both", "i want to see this movie", "i 'm guessing she had a pattern that became really predictable after a while .", "i still managed to fuck it up ... stupid is as stupid does .", "i would be playing nhl naked .", "i 'm just too lazy to shave my back", "i 'd join the party", "i too am still recovering from my weekend", "i only come here to jerk my ego off .", "i 've never lied to anyone ever", "i can imagine it being annoying .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm sure it 's still worth it to forgive sometimes .", "i think i give up .", "i 'm sure the code found a happy home .", "i 'm aware of the irony", "i assume you know brel , but try this . vladimir vysotski - fastidious horses and wolf hunt", "i love it .", "i fucked your daddy", "i 've heard good things about it .", "i 'd say the island years is good place to start with cale 's solo stuff .", "i 'm taking mental notes for possible future scenarios", "i would make star wars and mcu reality .", "i challenge everyone not to use reddit for the rest of their lives .", "i posed for this", "i suppose a prayer would n't hurt ...", "i heard it 's decent .", "i could n't rap decently if my life depended on it .", "i too only fight memebers of the opposite sex , that i 'm sure i can win against .", "i 've made a huge mistake", "i feel accepted and loved .", "i must be lost .", "i 'm sorry if i disappointed you ?", "i know , hush .", "i command everyone to stop thinking on command .", "i was convinced han shot first .", "i honestly have not seen this happening .", "i did not .", "i 'm sure she found someone who might even like short hair on a woman .", "i 'm guessing this show will be canceled before we find out", "i do n't .", "i got nothing else to add", "i feel like i 've read this already ...", "i 'm sure there are quite a few others .", "i see nineties is really making a comeback", "i guess i have to take your word for it", "i swear to god .", "i imagine it must be quite nice .", "i thought he used his family as a bad example .", "i just believe all of them .", "i apologize for the poor quality of the comment above" ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �", "to take it like a champ and move on to bigger and better things ." ]
[ "spirited-away-90", "JoshInspires" ]
that 's pretty much it .
eLECTRICSHEEP83
[ "i have many questions", "i ’m gon na ask you to chill out", "i think you ’re overthinking this and it ’s not that big of a deal .", "i saw that today , the comments too .", "i meant just for the future , do n’t do anything you do n’t want .", "i hope it gets better", "i ca n’t tell", "i unironically laughed at this", "i meant the people who created the thumbnail and title for the video", "i heard that jesus guy took 3 days to queue up after his first match", "i would love this", "i think this is satire dude", "i would n’t call this unethical , at least in your case .", "i ’d recommend you do n’t .", "i ’d like it better if you stuck around", "i mean it could n’t have been him ... but what if ?", "i think you missed the joke", "i just leave it off on youtube because creators deserve the payment for their work", "i wo n’t upvote a post if it ’s not good", "i would recommend talking to a therapist .", "i ’ll mostly be recording i think , do you think it ’ll be good with that ?", "i ’m pretty sure this is a big bang reference", "i hope my survey answer helped .", "i mean it ’s kinda funny", "i thoroughly enjoyed it .", "i ’m pretty sure this is satire", "i actually do n’t understand what ’s happening anymore", "i thought it was funny .", "i d everyone before you have sex with them .", "i need skill like this", "i ’m gon na assume this is a joke", "i ’m jealous of this dude ’s position but saddened by how he uses it", "i ’m fine with that .", "i united states of smashed that upvote button .", "i assume there ’s no correlation between the two", "i ca n’t hit even hit a dude point blank with a tac wtf is this shit", "i still use combat though and can hold my own .", "i would n’t recommend steroids but good luck", "i am so confused on what exactly causes the 0 - 100 so ridiculously fast", "i play combat and i ’m pretty good .", "i 'm just here to shamelessly self promote", "i saw this before .", "i had to watch it again to make sure i was seeing the real neo", "i think you ’re looking for r / askwomen", "i mean , but we all did" ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �" ]
[ "spirited-away-90" ]
to take it like a champ and move on to bigger and better things .
JoshInspires
[ "i do nt know when", "i used to make it sound like a horse galloping when i was little", "i hear they just connect it to a hose and just go at it", "i 'm just saying for a new game it 's not very advanced or engaging", "i do n't think this is a woosh", "i did n't even do anything as bad as france ! !", "i do miss highschool tho", "i 'm walkin hereeee", "i still listen to their music because i appreciate their talent , no matter the song", "i just flipped my shit dude", "i know , i was talking about the unnecessary answer", "i like hair so ...", "i m not a gnoblin .", "i clicked on this unprepared , lord save me", "i 'm a fast mother fucker", "i mean he 's right", "i wish you luck , i hope you do n't die .", "i almost downvoted this it was so bad", "i 'm disgusted at australia 's treatment towards their natives", "i hope your grunge / metal / punk rock band is successful love", "i think i 've seen this in a porno", "i mean ... you 're just not an og fan", "i does nt actually support the whole movement that much", "i 've found several in my lifetime", "i used to write fanfiction and i 've read tonnes of it .", "i 'd rather be called a gentleman than \" nice \" i think it adds more flair", "i think syndicate looks better too ... and better voice acting", "i m a r o m a n c a t h o l i c", "i did nt know teachers could be emo !", "i only upvoted this because i thought the post was \" i ca n't believe it \" with no context", "i mean i 'd take that", "i 'm actually shocked .", "i know i do n't .", "i am the only true bisexual i know", "i think it depends on the people , it varies a lot", "i think you may just be a little bit of a cunt", "i understand the pain .", "i understand that this is a joke but this does n't belong here", "i always kinda disliked another one bites the dust because it was so overplayed", "i ve got you", "i agree completely ! !", "i dunno my boyfriend has done the same thing .", "i am supportive .", "i 'm in a similar situation now .", "i loved it .", "i dunno , too windy for me to actually be able to fuck you as you requested", "i see no difference", "i 'm sure it already did", "i 'm algood my man , custard is just that rewarding to me", "i 'm right here my man", "i feel the same about my sisters .", "i think you d love r / doggohate", "i m a genome and you ve been genomed", "i do it too !", "i did nawt have sexual relations with that woman", "i feel the same .", "i agree with moose .", "i love haythams character , and i prefer templars to assassins personally", "i 'm just commenting on \" she \"", "i 'll recommend stuff to you if you d like", "i cany believe ur callin urself a fookin millennial and bein fooking proud .", "i would n't say more but yes", "i am ... unsure of how to feel about this comment", "i do this often , without \" getting my ass whooped \" because i 'm not from an abusive household", "i mean ... he did lose a leg for your country", "i agree with the diagram though .", "i personally play games for the story and the looks .", "i 'm so proud", "i 'm disgusted at shit like this .", "i said usually .", "i 've seen the original art on tumblr , this was part of a comic", "i asked him out and i got suspended for \" unprofessional behavior with a teacher \" wtf ?", "i just want the old times back", "i agree , had a box of custard last night � �", "i was really confused as to why this person really disliked the industrial revolution", "i 've posted it on here before", "i upvote unpopular opinions and downvote popular ones , like you 're supposed to .", "i think this is a joke .", "i really wanna know what this means", "i really do nt want to have to decode", "i could not agree more", "i 'm mid way through writing some fiction myself , done about 10,000 words", "i think it faded , might wanna draw it back on", "i just feel like if someone slightly older said this it would be cute", "i think it may be better to risk the bad breath", "i mean that 's true tho", "i ca nt talk to my crush omg .", "i think it 's a cloud", "i have nt a klu what this is about", "i did n't know i was an irish comedian", "i n f u r i a t i n g", "i have a feeling that the original was n't a joke", "i do the same thing .", "i live in new zealand and this spider is blocking my way into the house .", "i mean i know people who do nt like music at all", "i sing constantly .", "i adore pony !", "i would 've .", "i mean like social media , like instagram and shit .", "i mean ... as someone who 's a person of colour i do nt really consider race at all" ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �" ]
[ "spirited-away-90" ]
go for someone who 's in your league
KingGeorgeIIIoftheUK
[ "i would love to see officer related homicide on this .", "i hear he has turned over a new leaf fortunately .", "i 'm pretty sure she wears the han solo outfit", "i disrupt circle jerks and witch hunts .", "i do n’t really like to get caught up in that conversation with people .", "i just looked up a local news story about her and i really do n’t see anything awful .", "i think this is what happened to keanu .", "i do n't jus admire her .", "i see your point .", "i ’m not impressed .", "i 'm thinking maybe your hat and nose are normal sized and your face is really small .", "i assume you mean “ your ” but the way you put it works too .", "i 'm calling you a shill in the literal sense .", "i ’ll do that for sure thanks for the heads up .", "i ’ll get downvotes with you .", "i have never met a nicer celebrity .", "i love it .", "i thought tacking on the imo was good enough .", "i ’m so tired of the jamming up my feed .", "i like how you ask for a roast and get on and refute all this shit .", "i just dropped this jam on this lonely valentines day .", "i pulled those out right after they grew in , glued them to a baseball bat .", "i ’ve got charisma but i ’m fat .", "i just think it 's odd to see one artist on reddit at least once a week .", "i ca n’t guess at all that .", "i hate them both .", "i was getting too many upvotes on the first comment .", "i ’m not sure why this type of stupidity is partisan .", "i went into a trading floor on wallstreet and yelled “ sell !", "i ’ll get down votes with you .", "i believe that he is the only truly evil person i have ever met .", "i have n’t given a shit about these stupid fucking movies in 25 years .", "i ’m with admiral ackbar on this one .", "i ’m not sure why so many people did n’t get the humor .", "i think this was promoted material .", "i m a chef i live to argue .", "i see a few people who do n’t know how mental illness works .", "i miss t ride .", "i hope so .", "i hate almost all of the music that reddit props up .", "i ca n’t believe you ate it .", "i 'll give you a pass .", "i actually painted john pilsbury 's house .", "i just picture the screen going grey .", "i would love to hear them .", "i bet that pickpocket got short changed", "i am white .", "i ’m taking it out on her father .", "i understand their hesitance .", "i fucking despise reddit ’s obsession with this man .", "i 'm not upset about the joke .", "i call bullshit on at least that part .", "i ’ll get downvotes with you ! ! ! ! !", "i say keep on .", "i do n’t care how long it was thought about .", "i 'll roast you .", "i wants your stats !", "i do n’t see the point .", "i have the complete opposite opinion .", "i ’m not a nice man .", "i ’m american .", "i do n’t think we need to censor the internet .", "i only went there once for a virtua boy and it was obsolete in 2 weeks .", "i do n’t talk to people to agree with them .", "i hope he loses all of his money .", "i think if he was president he would get epsteined .", "i should have known reddit was n’t ready for this comment .", "i look forward to your big debut", "i was too poor to go there .", "i wanted to argue but this actually makes sense .", "i like how you presume that red cross has altruistic intentions .", "i do n’t think this guy knows what a “ white lie ” is .", "i bet you 're a lot of fun .", "i 'm calling you a person who is paid to promote donald glover on reddit .", "i 'm having nunavut .....", "i like the music though and i do n’t think she actually had a lot to do with that .", "i wish reddit was a place where it did n’t need that , but i guess you ’re right .", "i like bernie .", "i just realized that the count has some pretty bad ocd .", "i bet you guys are fun .", "i used to work for richard burke .", "i 've always wondered what a white sambo would look like .", "i ’m sorry but this seems like its directly out of my high school journal .", "i 'm a little scared of her ." ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �", "well let ’s just say you are the whole package . what do you think the problem is ?", "the problem is i ’m not the whole package . i feel fundamentally flawed" ]
[ "spirited-away-90", "ballzdeep1986", "spirited-away-90" ]
what makes you less than the whole package ? be specific and honest . love handles ? yellow teeth ? oh wait those are my problems .
ballzdeep1986
[ "i would love to see officer related homicide on this .", "i hear he has turned over a new leaf fortunately .", "i 'm pretty sure she wears the han solo outfit", "i disrupt circle jerks and witch hunts .", "i do n’t really like to get caught up in that conversation with people .", "i just looked up a local news story about her and i really do n’t see anything awful .", "i think this is what happened to keanu .", "i do n't jus admire her .", "i see your point .", "i ’m not impressed .", "i 'm thinking maybe your hat and nose are normal sized and your face is really small .", "i assume you mean “ your ” but the way you put it works too .", "i 'm calling you a shill in the literal sense .", "i ’ll do that for sure thanks for the heads up .", "i ’ll get downvotes with you .", "i have never met a nicer celebrity .", "i love it .", "i thought tacking on the imo was good enough .", "i ’m so tired of the jamming up my feed .", "i like how you ask for a roast and get on and refute all this shit .", "i just dropped this jam on this lonely valentines day .", "i pulled those out right after they grew in , glued them to a baseball bat .", "i ’ve got charisma but i ’m fat .", "i just think it 's odd to see one artist on reddit at least once a week .", "i ca n’t guess at all that .", "i hate them both .", "i was getting too many upvotes on the first comment .", "i ’m not sure why this type of stupidity is partisan .", "i went into a trading floor on wallstreet and yelled “ sell !", "i ’ll get down votes with you .", "i believe that he is the only truly evil person i have ever met .", "i have n’t given a shit about these stupid fucking movies in 25 years .", "i ’m with admiral ackbar on this one .", "i ’m not sure why so many people did n’t get the humor .", "i think this was promoted material .", "i m a chef i live to argue .", "i see a few people who do n’t know how mental illness works .", "i miss t ride .", "i hope so .", "i hate almost all of the music that reddit props up .", "i ca n’t believe you ate it .", "i 'll give you a pass .", "i actually painted john pilsbury 's house .", "i just picture the screen going grey .", "i would love to hear them .", "i bet that pickpocket got short changed", "i am white .", "i ’m taking it out on her father .", "i understand their hesitance .", "i fucking despise reddit ’s obsession with this man .", "i 'm not upset about the joke .", "i call bullshit on at least that part .", "i ’ll get downvotes with you ! ! ! ! !", "i say keep on .", "i do n’t care how long it was thought about .", "i 'll roast you .", "i wants your stats !", "i do n’t see the point .", "i have the complete opposite opinion .", "i ’m not a nice man .", "i ’m american .", "i do n’t think we need to censor the internet .", "i only went there once for a virtua boy and it was obsolete in 2 weeks .", "i do n’t talk to people to agree with them .", "i hope he loses all of his money .", "i think if he was president he would get epsteined .", "i should have known reddit was n’t ready for this comment .", "i look forward to your big debut", "i was too poor to go there .", "i wanted to argue but this actually makes sense .", "i like how you presume that red cross has altruistic intentions .", "i do n’t think this guy knows what a “ white lie ” is .", "i bet you 're a lot of fun .", "i 'm calling you a person who is paid to promote donald glover on reddit .", "i 'm having nunavut .....", "i like the music though and i do n’t think she actually had a lot to do with that .", "i wish reddit was a place where it did n’t need that , but i guess you ’re right .", "i like bernie .", "i just realized that the count has some pretty bad ocd .", "i bet you guys are fun .", "i used to work for richard burke .", "i 've always wondered what a white sambo would look like .", "i ’m sorry but this seems like its directly out of my high school journal .", "i 'm a little scared of her ." ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �" ]
[ "spirited-away-90" ]
well let ’s just say you are the whole package . what do you think the problem is ?
ballzdeep1986
[ "i have n’t heard of the movie ?", "i wish i knew", "i like the game but i have a few issues", "i agreed until the end when you kinda began to show that you are also very easily manipulated", "i ’m using it for gaming mainly and some other random stuff", "i ’m up to try , dm me if you want", "i ’m confused with what your problem is here , maybe re word it a bit", "i ’m cheering for you bro !", "i know but she has n’t responded on any other platform so i ’m just kinda worried", "i mean ... your not wrong", "i still just think the point is so it ’s not encouraged , but idk op might mean something else", "i ’d believe both", "i think i got that , you could be right", "i wish i had someone to hold onto", "i could say but i do n’t want the mods to ban me", "i would n’t say feminine but not masculine", "i ’ve heard of this stuff called monks salt that supposedly kills urges", "i understand your confusion , safe travels my friend .", "i fucking swear if the mom is actually able to do this i ’m going to be pissed", "i can already tell i do n’t like her", "i read this while in bed ... screw you , but nice move", "i ’ll pm you :)", "i do n’t even know what to say to that", "i do n’t think he means a fight i think he means like flirting .", "i see what you did there with the black and white thing", "i ’m not complaining but why .", "i do n’t know to upvote or down vote cause i do n’t see where this is going", "i regret looking at it ....", "i mean chances are if she ’s on birth control they ’re planing on having sex", "i hope she has a son", "i mean i would n’t kill everyone in the way but i would force myself on a boat", "i do n’t think churches are just going to allow prostitution , let alone be a supplier for it", "i know but i just thought hey may as well try", "i mean , i do n’t blame you but i do n’t think you ’ll find someone here", "i feel like this was a copy paste from somewhere", "i ’m both intrigued and scared", "i get it ’s finally using the sub right but this is word for word from another post i saw", "i agree with him", "i remember that but what happened to the other games", "i ’m not the first to use it so go ahead", "i knew that but i did n’t know what pg was", "i hope you can find someone in your life to help", "i do n’t get it ?", "i ’ve got no one to talk to so i ’m open", "i know which is sad", "i think you got your priorities wrong bud .", "i think you need to stop drinking bud", "i might throw up", "i ’m not big on either i guess", "i can only see the title ?", "i do n’t really trust that 50 % , i would probably need to see where you got that .", "i would say you ’re right", "i feel like she would have more success just saying that", "i feel like i missed what they were saying", "i ’m going to assume that ’s 18 where you are", "i did n’t read the whole letter but it sounds like she belongs on r / imatotalpieceofshit", "i feel bad for you then", "i think op is living in a bubble", "i never did i agreed , that ’s the reason i posted it here", "i feel the same bro", "i linked something ?", "i ’ve had the same thing , it ’s like that with perk packs to" ]
[ "been rejected by every single girl i ’ve ever liked . what ’s the fucking point in dating when every single girl rejects you ? ? ? ? what ’s the fucking point � �" ]
[ "spirited-away-90" ]
i feel the same bro
pixtum
[ "i miss this song that i used to listen to all the time ." ]
[ "i just got inked and i feel good about it . i mean it hurts and i ’d like to shower but i ’m suppose to wait but i like it ." ]
[ "audreyt92" ]
you are allowed to shower , running water is okay but not submersion . meaning no soaking in the tub , or going in a pool
veegeetattoo
[ "i hate how nobody answers honestly", "i make this at home", "i have an asshole too , what 's new pussy cat ?", "i 'm pretty sure i have ocd", "i 'm a boner i 'm a boner i.", "i really liked the style of the whole film !", "i always wanted to know ...", "i think he 's an amazingly versatile man so i would n't be surprised", "i really liked the style of the whole film !", "i did n't call you a foot .", "i 'm happy for you that sounds amazing i know that feel feels good man ..", "i need an explanation wtf was this supposed to be", "i seriously doubt she does n't care she might be in pain !", "i thought you were more giving with your spicy meatballs", "i hope you did n't string anyone else along with your bullshit .", "i just wanted to ride you into the sunset but ur being a little bitch rn", "i 've already stepped on legos ha !", "i 'm just looking at things from a different perspective it has nothing to do with me .", "i bet your parents got real trashy the night they created your stuck up ass lol relax", "i think this is a fucking retarded question as well .", "i thought you were more giving with your spicy meatballs", "i am your daughta", "i think female artists are artists", "i would go to the hospital and stop kidding myself", "i do n't know what you are , i 'm just saying that might be why .", "i think there 's new episodes of htgawm on so that 'll be cool", "i hope you did n't string anyone else along with your bullshit .", "i just said that so it seems you know the answer to your questions", "i did n't say he was .", "i just said that so it seems you know the answer to your questions", "i feel petty like they should block me", "i broke my leg", "i try not to poop bc i feel like a gross person and i have ocd", "i might have told him to give you his best tacos i apologize", "i 'm not crying you 're crying", "i hope your have a freaking great day", "i 've already stepped on legos ha !", "i make this at home", "i broke my leg", "i bet your parents got real trashy the night they created your stuck up ass lol relax", "i have another question , what exactly does prolapse mean and how would you even know ?", "i 'm just looking at things from a different perspective it has nothing to do with me .", "i 'm sorry you meeting reee kelly had to be that way", "i 'm telling ur mom", "i dare you to go outside tomorrow early in the morning and watch the sunrise", "i did n't call you a foot .", "i feel like this is invalid information because it 's not in book form", "i think there 's a subreddit for that , but nobody knows who you are so ..", "i feel petty like they should block me", "i have an asshole too , what 's new pussy cat ?", "i wonder if anyone else 's parents made them watch . m. a. s. h. i fucking hated that show", "i did n't say he was .", "i 'm glad you laughed � �", "i think there 's new episodes of htgawm on so that 'll be cool", "i 'm tryna help the bois remember to do things .", "i hate how nobody answers honestly", "i do n't believe you you seem like an alligator person", "i 'm not meeting anything lmaaaooo", "i do n't believe you you seem like an alligator person", "i told you i did n't like eggs now you 're coming in reddit antagonizing me about it ?", "i wish you the best .", "i do n't know what you are , i 'm just saying that might be why .", "i 'll have whatever drugs she 's on", "i think female artists are artists", "i 'm happy for you that sounds amazing i know that feel feels good man ..", "i 'm not speaking for myself in speaking for men that have days this in talking about skid marks", "i think he 's an amazingly versatile man so i would n't be surprised", "i 'm telling ur mom", "i am your daughta", "i think there 's a subreddit for that , but nobody knows who you are so ..", "i dare you to go outside tomorrow early in the morning and watch the sunrise", "i 'm finna go get shot up there zamn", "i think this is a fucking retarded question as well .", "i always wanted to know ...", "i 'll have whatever drugs she 's on", "i 'm so happy", "i 'm glad you laughed � �", "i 'm tryna help the bois remember to do things .", "i do n't need anything i want to know why they have shit marks", "i seriously doubt she does n't care she might be in pain !", "i do n't need anything i want to know why they have shit marks", "i wish you the best .", "i 'm pretty sure i have ocd", "i just wanted to ride you into the sunset but ur being a little bitch rn", "i need an explanation wtf was this supposed to be", "i 'm not crying you 're crying bro shut up", "i 'm not speaking for myself in speaking for men that have days this in talking about skid marks", "i would go to the hospital and stop kidding myself", "i 'm so happy", "i have another question , what exactly does prolapse mean and how would you even know ?", "i 'm finna go get shot up there zamn", "i 'm not meeting anything lmaaaooo", "i told you i did n't like eggs now you 're coming in reddit antagonizing me about it ?", "i try not to poop bc i feel like a gross person and i have ocd", "i might have told him to give you his best tacos i apologize", "i wonder if anyone else 's parents made them watch . m. a. s. h. i fucking hated that show", "i ai n't scared of no po po ho" ]
[ "i wonder . i was n’t sure where to post this , so oh well , i ’m going to post it here . i just wonder if i ’ve ever commented on a family members , ex , or friends post on here giving them advice . it ’d be real funny if it was an ex and i was giving them relationship advice . sorry , this was just a random thought that came to my head and i felt it needed to be posted ." ]
[ "Mother_Rucker98" ]
you beat me to it
thoaywayway
[ "i love your boobs fuck the cover i like the book", "i see alot of older security guards", "i am going to eat that shithead while i put my balls in his mothers pussy", "i think the pony is turned on", "i said \" yes \" i regretted it every day since =/", "i do n't know.much about that other than maybe wire half and the other half once your product arrives ?", "i m on my phone actually so yea punctuation takes the backseat", "i was gon na say when the building is on fire", "i d probably just take him home and teach him how the world really works", "i d love to make you do that", "i guess that 's why i ca n't tan naked without getting horny as fuck", "i keep my pants neatly folded on a shelf kinda reminds me of the jeans shelf in a store", "i love your boobs and your face is so cute", "i bet it was hot in there", "i already have one it 's under my bed with a bunch.of other junk", "i want to , play with it .", "i came for the ass ;)", "i make at home", "i hear rubbing a dry bar of soap on the mirror then wiping it clean prevents fog", "i d fuck her", "i keep hitting the upvote but it only let 's me give one =(", "i need some weed even though i should n't", "i have a cell phone lol they would probably burn me", "i would lick it either way", "i 'm soft spoken and usually pretty quiet", "i guess she 's got a lower back tattoo", "i think 1983 around that time it switched to crack", "i have never had a flu shot or the flu lol", "i 'm a welder and doing ok in life not great but i ca n't complain .", "i 'm an ass man but they look perfect", "i like your sister more than you that 's why i am not around as much", "i d love to get a good grip on those hips", "i am and now i m going home to sleep lol", "i get the heart racing but i do n't think i could ever go hide from sex", "i most likely do n't want to hear you talk unless it is interesting and usually it 's not", "i m down pics in profile", "i think it 's funny she is showing off 14 year old boy body like she 's nikki minaj", "i can and do often its a diff technique than the right can do", "i would love to !", "i hope you got a big trunk cuz i 'm gon na put my bike in it", "i meant by me get over here", "i love you and i 'm sorry i hate fighting with you", "i have no source or research but i would guess it 's based on time ?", "i hope this peice of shit is getting butt raped in jail right now", "i think i would n't mind my face in it", "i love it fuck cold weather i love baithing suits and daisy dukes fuck yea fl !", "i own a 1979 ford fairmont futura i love it", "i do n't think that 's him", "i do n't mean specific games he has made a big impact overall to our offensive line", "i never drink out of anything i ca n't see inside that looks just awful", "i m 26 i d fuck that", "i found mine she 's so sexy", "i have cable and i 'm in the same boat lol", "i m just amazed by how pretty you are", "i do n't care much about the six pack just the woman melting v", "i was n't exactly sure what it was i just knew it was not harmful to the transmission", "i love my country not the people who run it", "i wish i could high five this little girl she is an amazing kid", "i would make an ass of myself i m sure", "i d say the cowboys are in there somewhere around 6 or 7", "i love puffers !", "i was a hipster before it was cool", "i d fuck you every day sometimes twice .", "i pawned my high school class ring i have moved many times and they think i lost it", "i can jump over tall buildings in a single bound", "i d like to fuck you in that but i d like to fuck you in anything or nothing", "i agree it is a life crutch for people who ca n't fathom death and its nothingness", "i m kinda jealous of that baby", "i 'm pretty sure i do n't want to be anything like you", "i would just not sure how to post a screenshot on a comment", "i doubt this is who i want it to be so in that case i feel for you", "i love in shape women with nice legs and stomach but you can still have a butt hips and boobs", "i d love to join you", "i would guess someone was using them as spacers to keep the tile pretty", "i 'm free =)", "i hope i get some of these", "i m gon na go with dolphin maybe she will be into pool sex", "i live in fl i do n't even have a sewer near my house lol", "i go down if your down =)", "i ve heard i 'm cute and i do n't judge", "i catch falling things all the time noone is ever around to see my great saves", "i would ravage you", "i can roll a mean joint", "i live here it would n't be a very difficult hunt", "i said no way i would have puked", "i m robbing the world bank of all cash", "i think you should wash your hands .... and feet", "i could n't shut up or spend my money and people would hate me", "i d love to move those to the side ... with my mouth", "i m no dr but maybe she 's allergic to something in the.condoms or lube", "i want you more than i should lol", "i love them both more ?", "i wish i could get a nail out check .", "i d fuck you before on the way at work and after =)", "i hate the world", "i drink jack like a fish and always fuck and have no issues", "i would give romo the ability to win 5 superbowls", "i would be 210 lbs of muscle instead i 'm still about 170 and slowly getting back into working out", "i do n't either i usually skip cat posts", "i notice how weird it is if i say it over and over like in tommyboy" ]
[ "i 'm bisexual . i do n't feel like telling anyone right now because of social ramifications and i do n't really feel like it 's super important or that i feel strongly about it . i just feel attracted to who i feel attracted to . but i feel like saying it to someone , so yeah" ]
[ "reconrose" ]
it 's not something you.need to parade around and tell.everyone anyways none of their damn business
callmemouse
[ "i would birth you a baby and fetch it to america for less than that .", "i ’ve done it before and changed it so i ’m male instead of female .", "i ’ve certainly met weirder kids at the trampoline park .", "i thought it was a geordie word .", "i wonder if they do secret nice guy training clubs to give each other tips", "i also find your humour very funny", "i ’ve certainly met weirder kids at the trampoline park .", "i am really pleased you both managed to move away on your own terms .", "i bought some coins once to give someone silver but i just used paypal haha � �", "i have no problem using the word “ moist ” in normal conversation and watching people squirm .", "i work in the rail industry building and modifying trains and can confirm 8 chuggas", "i had a horrible old fat boss who people called a hippocrocadog � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i feel like you are me !", "i thought there was no child .", "i ’m a geordie !", "i put them in a sandwich � �", "i have to go there for work all the time haha", "i might try it if they ever bring it out again", "i challenge you to use both words in one conversation tomorrow at work !", "i will just have to stick to driving round in circles !", "i ’ve been here for 10 minutes and still was n’t on board .", "i do n’t count the creeps and weirdos , the drunk ones or the ones on dating apps .", "i ’m sorry you would risk your life for this .", "i have to go there for work all the time haha", "i am really pleased you both managed to move away on your own terms .", "i ’m sorry you would risk your life for this .", "i hope not .", "i just got a new one this afternoon from him .", "i feel like you are me !", "i do n’t count the creeps and weirdos , the drunk ones or the ones on dating apps .", "i was today years old when i found out they did n’t have raisins in .", "i post shit memes about being single", "i went to school in newcastle .", "i was just out drinking on the quayside last night !", "i ’ve never asked and never told .", "i ’m a geordie with tinder .", "i hope not .", "i realised very quickly how weird this guy was .", "i love how offended he is by a kids easter egg project haha", "i know a guy who does , we just both got ta wait for one day in the future .", "i stalked your profile and found out what til meant ! !", "i voted for jeremy corbyn � �", "i always forget haha", "i have said no .", "i was excited until now � �", "i might try it if they ever bring it out again", "i stalked your profile and found out what til meant ! !", "i ’m just going to follow you and wait for an update � �", "i am 33 .", "i mix pepsi max with fanta at the machine at the carvery .", "i ’m a geordie with tinder .", "i had an ex with 3 balls", "i want to have children so i can dump shitty nappies in your bin", "i ’ve been in bed since 4 pm !", "i ’m a geordie and was about to type this exact thing !", "i always forget haha", "i do n’t see a problem here � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i realised very quickly how weird this guy was .", "i have no problem using the word “ moist ” in normal conversation and watching people squirm .", "i was just out drinking on the quayside last night !", "i wonder if they do secret nice guy training clubs to give each other tips", "i think riding teams are reserved for boarding school kids .", "i did n’t know that ’s what gold meant ! ! !", "i mix pepsi max with fanta at the machine at the carvery .", "i am 33 and i am from england .", "i also find your humour very funny", "i think riding teams are reserved for boarding school kids .", "i ’ve just received a text to ask if i have enjoyed my day .", "i wish i had your strength when this happened to me !", "i wish i had your strength when this happened to me !", "i ’m a geordie !", "i ’m not arguing with a teenage boy .", "i bought some coins once to give someone silver but i just used paypal haha � �", "i left in 2003 !", "i never worked out the fascination with nudes .", "i never worked out the fascination with nudes .", "i do n’t even know his full name never mind where he lives or works .", "i lived in portsmouth for 6 months and it ca n’t be worse than that .", "i do n’t think this is strange .", "i would die on this hill draped in my rainbow flag with elton john music playing full blast ! !", "i hate london .", "i do n’t understand why she did n’t just use ubereats .", "i dumped someone for snoring .", "i wish someone would buy me a gym membership ! !", "i dumped someone for snoring .", "i know right ? !", "i live very close to newcastle city centre and the night life is second to none .", "i ’m going to leave it for now � �", "i salute you for trying .", "i voted for jeremy corbyn � �", "i ’m moving there in june for a few months for work as it ’s my new head office .", "i have been single for 1 year .", "i have been single for 1 year .", "i know a guy who does , we just both got ta wait for one day in the future .", "i do n’t see a problem here � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i am 33 .", "i was excited until now � �", "i had a horrible old fat boss who people called a hippocrocadog � � � � ‍ ♀ ️", "i got scared you were him then checked your profile and can confirm we have not dated � �", "i ’m moving there in june for a few months for work as it ’s my new head office ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
waiting for an update . good luck !
trainpk85
[ "i keep fanaticising about murder when i know i should n't", "i became it at 17 .", "i have almost little to no good memories when i look back on my life .", "i realize i ’m actually ugly , deformed , disgusting .", "i know i m a good person at heart and these dark thoughts are n't who i am .", "i 've felt his vengeful power first hand .", "i feel worthless then i feel jealous then i feel pissed .", "i can also never seem to form strong attachments to anyone .", "i ’m all ears", "i do n't know if ill be able to see females in the same way again :(", "i do n't have the guts to kill myself .", "i guess what i m trying to say is how do you deal with passive aggressive people ?", "i feel like i am descending into a dark and hateful place .", "i ’m a little lost .", "i miss the times i used to watch that show .", "i m only 17 and trp has badly messed me up .", "i ’m definitely going to get trust issues from this and i just feel like shit .", "i feel like i m taken for granted by everyone and no one respects me at all .", "i m 17 and have already wasted my life .", "i 've never had a friend that 's lasted over 5 years .", "i m too afraid to tell my father or friends in fear ill be sent to some insane asylum .", "i almost died in it .", "i know how you feel .", "i would be thankful .", "i ’m actually shocked on how accurately you just described my life in a nutshell .", "i m not doing this to be edgy or seek attention !", "i wonder what sex with a ghost would feel like .", "i ’m all ears", "i think you should really think this through .", "i do n't have the guts to kill myself", "i m sure the main redpill voices are pychopaths .", "i would avoid those people .", "i was honestly worried that i had been abducted by aliens or something .", "i ’m a musician and was preforming with friends at a little gig we put together .", "i hate how my life has ended up so far .", "i feel so angry and bitter all the time and thinking of murder just makes me feel at ease .", "i ’m at a point where i do n’t even have the energy to fake smile or laugh anymore", "i felt so stupid in even thinking i had a chance .", "i struggle making good and long lasting friends .", "i guess those thoughts are now only withered ideas of what could of been .", "i guess he ’s going to hate his girlfriend", "i think it all depends on who your subscriped to .", "i m just worried that one day ill snap and do something ill regret .", "i keep having dreams of going on mass killing sprees ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
she ’s a cheater who cares what she thinks
Paranoid_PeoPLE
[ "i love gordon parks ’ work !", "i hope you are proud of you too :)", "i am loving that bag .", "i thought cats hated water .... maybe it was just my cat ...", "i too thought the dutch east india company was the first mega corp .", "i did n’t even know we had a president named franklin pierce ...", "i ’m more of a cat than a dog person but your pooch is absolutely adorable !", "i wonder if it has alopecia .", "i want to molly whop people who do this ...", "i really like that accent wall ; it 's different .", "i do n’t want to continue living indefinitely after all of my loved ones have passed .", "i too thought the dutch east india company was the first mega corp .", "i want this ! !", "i really like the way you have them arranged by color .", "i respectfully disagree .", "i ’m jealous of your eyebrows .", "i ’m so mad that the dab has a wikipedia article ... lol ...", "i wonder if i could get one of these to grow where i live .", "i wonder what the hell was in that hole to cause it to explode like that ...", "i had no idea that cucumber and melon was related .", "i have read about the tuskegee experiments and you ’re right ; they were horrific .", "i like it as garden art .", "i really like that accent wall ; it 's different .", "i came in here to ask this same question ...", "i ’m in awe of the fact that coach class used to have a lounge .", "i want every single chair in this photo ...", "i ’m so jealous ...", "i did n’t know that intersex individual is the correct term ; thank you for the lesson !", "i just realized what fmf stands for ... hehe .", "i was thinking ms delta as well ...", "i was with you up until the last sentence ....", "i am a huge hazel scott fan ! !", "i never noticed the resemblance between steven tyler and janice dickson until now ...", "i see someone beat me to it .", "i ’d take a beginner ’s course .", "i will edit my comment .", "i just did some additional research and i stand corrected .", "i do n’t want to continue living indefinitely after all of my loved ones have passed .", "i see what you did there .....", "i live in alabama , where high school / college football is king .", "i am so mad that this is an actual subreddit ...", "i wonder what the hell was in that hole to cause it to explode like that ...", "i love cats .", "i love the cabinets !", "i hope pando is able to continue to survive .", "i got ta give kylie credit , he / she did an amazing job on her body .", "i have read about the tuskegee experiments and you ’re right ; they were horrific .", "i love those chairs !", "i freaking love phil collins .", "i can not .", "i have to do some research to get the backstory behind this photo ...", "i love to hear about people living out their dreams .", "i ’m more of a cat than a dog person but your pooch is absolutely adorable !", "i ’ve always wanted an in - home library .", "i look at him and i see my son", "i ’m in awe of the fact that coach class used to have a lounge .", "i keep staring at his lips and cheekbones ; he 's beautiful .", "i 'm jealous of you being able to snag that rocket lamp !", "i wonder how a person got in and out of the lawnmower ...", "i did n’t even know we had a president named franklin pierce ...", "i ’m a bey fan but you ’re right .", "i hope you are proud of you too :)", "i like it as garden art .", "i ’d take a beginner ’s course .", "i see what you did there .....", "i always wonder how bridges like this are built .", "i ’m confused as to why he sped up after he ’d already crashed through everything .", "i want every single chair in this photo ...", "i want this ! !", "i too would like to know this ....", "i ’m a bey fan but you ’re right .", "i believe he / she was referring to the young lady ...", "i thought it was a leek too .", "i love the cabinets !", "i was thinking more don draper from \" mad men \" .", "i love estate sales !", "i had to look him up on wikipedia to see how old he was when this picture was taken .", "i keep staring at his lips and cheekbones ; he 's beautiful .", "i generally do n't listen to country music but that song was beautiful .", "i always wonder how bridges like this are built .", "i 'm taking my upvote back .", "i got ta give kylie credit , he / she did an amazing job on her body .", "i ’m so jealous ...", "i really hope you ’re trolling ...", "i want this ! !", "i am deathly afraid of bats .... but humphrey is so freaking cute !", "i think it ’s cute too .", "i have a notoriously bad sense of smell so i ’d never get the job anyway ...", "i wish that i could function on less than 7 hours of sleep so that i could do this .", "i also live in alabama as well and i agree as well .", "i ’m sorry for your loss ....", "i just realized what fmf stands for ... hehe .", "i wish that i could function on less than 7 hours of sleep so that i could do this .", "i just reply with a simple \" no \" and leave it at that .", "i ’ve always wanted an in - home library .", "i also live in alabama as well and i agree as well .", "i just gagged ....", "i totally want this job .", "i respectfully disagree .", "i second this comment ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
why would she even tell you something like that , knowing that her man is your bff ? it ’s safe to say that she is n’t the sharpest tool in the shed .
Bama_Peach
[ "i get you , but how about this .", "i see no problem but am torn", "i called my dad just to talk and he said put a blanket for the turtle .", "i can do both but unfortunately girlfriend ca n’t so it ’s like asking to break up .", "i just want someone i can talk to often , i really like talking lol .", "i get my brows done", "i hate when my post gets deleted because i forgot to read community guidelines xd feelsbadman", "i though his sweet tart tartin ass was gon na be the culprit", "i ca n’t believe you ’ve done that", "i 'd prefer to get to know someone but whatever happens . pm me", "i feel ugly and my heart hurts .", "i always did brachial but i read and saw people do it radial .", "i ’m a bad friend and a bad boyfriend", "i got a thousand dollars to me , how is co signing a good idea .", "i love when dogs do pull ups", "i thought it ’s weird to eat something at the grocery store before buying it , like chips .", "i prefer kik but skype and pm 's work too .", "i did n't know you could n't", "i had thought you can pick a specialty or area you like and stay there .", "i did see in the faq about cauliflower ear .", "i do n’t even know what to title this , but i need it off my chest .", "i ’m most impressed how he knew he did n’t have to dodge that very first punch", "i did it and am waiting to do it again this year , you can pm me", "i can do nothing and i still did something wrong ... wtf", "i got to 210 5x5 and although i could lift it i did n't trust my form .", "i hate it when people try to talk to me in the car while i 'm trying to day dream", "i was really hoping she got rekt", "i hope she puts the leafs with the dollar bill stack", "i always felt 93 was the limit to be called 90s", "i 'm self conscious about it , and i really think it was because of . that .", "i 'm different but i have flaws of course .", "i remember learning this in karate lol , this looks way better", "i ca n't read anymore , it all so sad :(", "i ’m ignorant , what crimes ?", "i just thought someone decided to go reeeee randomly", "i was hoping no shirt guy was the winner", "i had to know nitro , epi and albuterol dosages , i 'm in socal .", "i ’m very easy to please , i ’m basically a dog .", "i got like very little matches on tinder , only had 1 date .", "i thought it ’s weird to eat something at the grocery store before buying it , like chips .", "i was thinking velociraptor with her lunging", "i was really hoping she got rekt", "i accidentally said ty to my mom instead of thank you , these were my world of warcraft days", "i ’ve thought about solo travel and this is exactly what i ’m afraid of", "i think it ’s the same .", "i just want to build a small house within it", "i think there ’s just so many better ones , a lot better", "i ’m not sure i ’d be able to eat these the same if it looked like that lol", "i thought the beginning was /watchpeopledieinside and got a little triggered because i ’m tryna smile lol", "i ’m the exact same as your before .", "i feel like a less burnt two face , because each side is so different .", "i 'd row home after that , even though the boat has a motor , still rowing home", "i 'm so afraid i might be slower than one of them", "i feel it ’s not right . complicated but i ’ll try to keep it short .", "i was born with a cleft lip , cleft pallet and microtia in my right ear .", "i ’m ignorant , what crimes ?", "i would have waited anyways", "i bet that gets all the ladies", "i also noticed i think i do a small bounce at the bottom .", "i ’m taking anatomy and physiology and i could n’t find somewhere that says it ’s different", "i ’ve thought about solo travel and this is exactly what i ’m afraid of", "i was hoping no shirt guy was the winner", "i have to have them do the exam and fill out the form again ?", "i already feel like the answer is no but i ’m just here asking as a last resort .", "i feel caught in the middle .", "i 'm super easy to talk to and get along with . pm me" ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
oh man , it ’s a tough one my friend . the feeling of impending drama , ugh , man ... be strong
selym11
[ "i 'm not a shit pump .", "i would spend my days doing everything i have always wanted to do .", "i just change the rear view mirror to night time driving mode .", "i almost woke up my gf from laughing so hard reading this .", "i can still picture the stupid smile i had on my face .", "i never noticed the flag before in the game .", "i never noticed i guess .", "i said never again , lol that lasted for a month .", "i have nothing to gain .", "i would have pit that dipshit into the median so fast", "i miss you too .", "i 'll use my powers for evil .", "i just to post a list of all the shit posters in the sub .", "i 'm still mad valve could n't have told us before they were not going to ship to canada .", "i have the same case as you", "i m crap at writing titles but this fucking terra bad .", "i pay $ 50 for like 8 gb of data", "i m sad i never played the second 1 :(", "i 'll take a picture of the odometer next when i head out tonight for you .", "i mean they already gouge the shit out of you for the dorms ...", "i do nt understand how people just sit there and watch streamers .", "i 'm gon na fucking an hero .", "i felt like i was there .", "i m pissed i even gave ubisoft my money fir fc5 was n't worth it .", "i was waiting for the pig to pick up the camera", "i would spend my days doing everything i have always wanted to do .", "i have the same case as you", "i have nothing to gain .", "i wish i could play old games and not hate it .", "i remebr seeing this on afv", "i have had great experience with thier customer / return service .", "i think he 'll be fine .", "i usually skip the intro tbh", "i m gon na whistle to everyone , then i m gon na kill them .", "i find most racist mens wife 's ironically also love \" fucking niggers \" ; )", "i m with you i played it in vr games boring af .", "i knew it was n't just a god complex .", "i wanna do bad things to that tiny lil thot .", "i never noticed the flag before in the game .", "i sold my rift last night so i can upgrade to the s", "i m always jamming to bob segar", "i 'm not gon na bother unless i notice it affect gameplay .", "i though shit posts of novelty items and bumper stickers were banned .", "i think she got hotter .", "i remember a girl getting pregnant in middle school .", "i should have just posted this here ...", "i just got my full kit same thing .", "i ca n't believe i bought the alpha .", "i played the fuck out of this on xbox", "i guess you like to spend your weekends on reddit .", "i plan on throwing every penny at em .", "i 'd love to fight these short scrawny lil bitches .", "i would put money on saying no .", "i used ones by a company called kiwi on amazon i think", "i mean yea or they get sued el oh el .", "i think he means inside the car .", "i had fun playing zombie mod in pavlov .", "i want my name to rhyme with candy !", "i 'd be buying if they shipped go canada .", "i had way hours on cs source", "i m pissed i even gave ubisoft my money fir fc5 was n't worth it .", "i 'm not gon na bother unless i notice it affect gameplay .", "i miss you too .", "i though shit posts of novelty items and bumper stickers were banned .", "i think he means inside the car .", "i 'm sorry what is so trashy here ?", "i 'm in ottawa , got a plan while in montreal paying $ 45 for 6 gb .", "i got instagram ads trying to sell me this machines after i used one ... what the fuck .", "i 've lost faith in humanity , were all fucked .", "i 'm so pumped .", "i had to illegally download the game just so i could play my legit copy .", "i 'm allergic ?", "i 'd stream gameplay if it made a difference .", "i mean was it really unexpected ?", "i pay $ 50 for like 8 gb of data", "i sold my rift last night so i can upgrade to the s", "i would chase em down in my car and beat the shit out of em", "i need hype man like that", "i mean we did the same shit at 12 .", "i ca n't wait to teabag you n00bs again", "i never noticed i guess .", "i 'm in ottawa , got a plan while in montreal paying $ 45 for 6 gb .", "i remebr seeing this on afv", "i can still picture the stupid smile i had on my face .", "i hope they use his bikes in the movies .", "i almost woke up my gf from laughing so hard reading this .", "i was going to say people on twitter are fucking stupid but here it is on reddit .", "i had fun playing zombie mod in pavlov .", "i find most racist mens wife 's ironically also love \" fucking niggers \" ; )", "i do nt understand how people just sit there and watch streamers .", "i ca n't wait to teabag you n00bs again", "i call him zelda cuz it makes people like you butthurt .", "i knew it was n't just a god complex .", "i 'm allergic ?", "i m gon na whistle to everyone , then i m gon na kill them .", "i would put money on saying no .", "i 'd stream gameplay if it made a difference .", "i 'll use my powers for evil .", "i would have pit that dipshit into the median so fast", "i 'm here waiting for cyberpunk 2077 ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
expose the slore . goodluck homie . your friend may hate it but he will thank you
nobodycaresyabitch
[ "i survived the night !", "i 've tried everything .", "i have n't in about a year or two .", "i ca n't find any .", "i only have about two or three friends .", "i 'm so cold and i 'm not even outside yet .", "i got one friend to let me stay .", "i want to drink , but i do n't want to be drunk .", "i think they are only open on sundays .", "i really need to find my glasses then haha .", "i want to cut myself today", "i had issues focusing all day .", "i 'd rather let people in worse situations stay there .", "i 'll definitely look into it .", "i do n't know any churches open on a monday , but i 'll look into it on sunday .", "i can never get myself off on fingering or rubbing , just does n't feel like anything .", "i just wish i could find a new place or afford an extended stay hotel .", "i have no real reason to be upset .", "i just reached out to a friend and she is willing to let me stay .", "i 've tried creams and ky jelly .", "i do n't think we have any of those here .", "i 'm happy .", "i 'm trying to stay positive and stay busy .", "i 'm planning on it !", "i just do n't want ....", "i 'm just suddenly not okay .", "i was just walking somewhere to charge my phone and holy heck .", "i want to go for a walk , but i do n't want to get out of bed .", "i 've even tried those ben wa balls .", "i just want to not feel this way ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
good luck . block her on everything . let him know he should go get checked for stds .
ShitCrapBalls
[ "i do n't want to watch it but i would like to know why it sucked .", "i did n't know about the gift exchange .", "i still ca n't be sure if i know when the let down occurs .", "i wish i knew that guy", "i ca n't unsee it : ( damn reddit before bed !", "i only use that shade in my corner .", "i wish i could understand the connection .", "i think they just happen to exist .", "i 'm unemployed :(", "i think they mean that it 's common now .", "i would like more guys to use this one", "i think in a zombie invasion , they will still be brewing coffee .", "i 'm from philly if this helps put my story into a better context .", "i thought that had carbs ?", "i know lots of rich people that are no where near this cool ; quit hatin '", "i do nt know about the bang point and black lipstick .", "i love that kid : ( aw i really hope he 's ok", "i 'm very sorry for your troubles : ( boo hoo", "i will be thinking of you .", "i wish i could grasp some of these concepts more practically .", "i listen to this song once a day .", "i do n’t know why but it moved me to tears .", "i have been a bit anxious .", "i did n't know you were real !", "i am thinking about paleo more and more .", "i need this forever .", "i believe this * is * the best answer .", "i think these are literally the coolest shoes on earth .", "i 'm a woman and a scientist , \" bra \"", "i send out postcards to friends and letters but i get nothing back really .", "i ca n't believe i 'm leaving .", "i 'm cringing to death for you op .", "i heard this in balki bartatamous ’s voice from * perfect strangers *", "i ’d be the shark of pizzas .", "i might have to make these .", "i am cracking up .", "i really hate that people downvoted you when you are telling the truth .", "i saw pigface that year .", "i want my fookin castle", "i could hear that entirely in the former president ’s voice .", "i made you ... with my own hands ...", "i have been denying them : (", "i wish i had an extra finger .", "i feel your pain .", "i agree and it 's nauseating", "i agree : (", "i realize it must be bad but what goes down ?", "i 'm also not into roller coasters", "i , too , think the dudes deserved it .", "i need a keto bday cake- this might be it", "i 'm ten years older and a girl though", "i am so sorry about your friend .", "i do n’t consider myself bi or straight or gay .", "i feel too old to be this scared for my future .", "i am so sorry for your loss .", "i do nt know why this is here- but it 's hilarious .", "i kind of wish there was .", "i thank you for opening this up and giving my post a read .", "i just want to know if it ’s delicious .", "i could hang ! !", "i 'm glad he did n't end up getting violent .", "i live in france", "i make hash browns with this .", "i second this .", "i ca n't breathe !", "i needed to laugh- thank you ! !", "i live in bastille / voltaire 11th arrondissement . contact : pm me", "i do n't know if i believe this is real", "i do n't check this enough :(", "i love how thoughtful and accepting he is .", "i would love that- i just need an irish hero to fall in love with me", "i had such a bad fucking day .", "i am at the point where all food turns to lava and i pee a little when i sneeze .", "i 'd rather not look like hell even in the end .", "i hear you can make a pretty cool bowl from it though .", "i am so sorry that happened to you .", "i wish my oven was big enough to hold a pot with all that in it :( small apartment blues", "i am sorry to hear that .", "i tried playing with a friend that had the expansions .", "i need this knife", "i just got the same mascara but in mini because i was afraid it was going to suck .", "i think about her all the time .", "i swear cutting down on gluten or cutting it out helps .", "i might be wrong , i do nt know ...", "i feel you .", "i hope she finds a good home .", "i am dumb , what is nsv ?", "i 'm proud american", "i am so glad to hear it .", "i am devastated for you .", "i have been painting some animals lately .", "i got ta show you , see look : .", "i want to be eating blueberry pancakes with maple syrup in a onesie in here .", "i wish i were nearby to help .", "i do n't think it matters on ladybonersgw or ladyboners", "i picture a dead tinkerbelle :(", "i wish this was telecommute .", "i love the expression : ) classic", "i had a best friend who flipped her fucking car and still does n't get it .", "i wanted it to say shatner so badly ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
this is messed up . i would stay out of it .
lirio2u
[ "i love gordon parks ’ work !", "i hope you are proud of you too :)", "i am loving that bag .", "i thought cats hated water .... maybe it was just my cat ...", "i too thought the dutch east india company was the first mega corp .", "i did n’t even know we had a president named franklin pierce ...", "i ’m more of a cat than a dog person but your pooch is absolutely adorable !", "i wonder if it has alopecia .", "i want to molly whop people who do this ...", "i really like that accent wall ; it 's different .", "i do n’t want to continue living indefinitely after all of my loved ones have passed .", "i too thought the dutch east india company was the first mega corp .", "i want this ! !", "i really like the way you have them arranged by color .", "i respectfully disagree .", "i ’m jealous of your eyebrows .", "i ’m so mad that the dab has a wikipedia article ... lol ...", "i wonder if i could get one of these to grow where i live .", "i wonder what the hell was in that hole to cause it to explode like that ...", "i had no idea that cucumber and melon was related .", "i have read about the tuskegee experiments and you ’re right ; they were horrific .", "i like it as garden art .", "i really like that accent wall ; it 's different .", "i came in here to ask this same question ...", "i ’m in awe of the fact that coach class used to have a lounge .", "i want every single chair in this photo ...", "i ’m so jealous ...", "i did n’t know that intersex individual is the correct term ; thank you for the lesson !", "i just realized what fmf stands for ... hehe .", "i was thinking ms delta as well ...", "i was with you up until the last sentence ....", "i am a huge hazel scott fan ! !", "i never noticed the resemblance between steven tyler and janice dickson until now ...", "i see someone beat me to it .", "i ’d take a beginner ’s course .", "i will edit my comment .", "i just did some additional research and i stand corrected .", "i do n’t want to continue living indefinitely after all of my loved ones have passed .", "i see what you did there .....", "i live in alabama , where high school / college football is king .", "i am so mad that this is an actual subreddit ...", "i wonder what the hell was in that hole to cause it to explode like that ...", "i love cats .", "i love the cabinets !", "i hope pando is able to continue to survive .", "i got ta give kylie credit , he / she did an amazing job on her body .", "i have read about the tuskegee experiments and you ’re right ; they were horrific .", "i love those chairs !", "i freaking love phil collins .", "i can not .", "i have to do some research to get the backstory behind this photo ...", "i love to hear about people living out their dreams .", "i ’m more of a cat than a dog person but your pooch is absolutely adorable !", "i ’ve always wanted an in - home library .", "i look at him and i see my son", "i ’m in awe of the fact that coach class used to have a lounge .", "i keep staring at his lips and cheekbones ; he 's beautiful .", "i 'm jealous of you being able to snag that rocket lamp !", "i wonder how a person got in and out of the lawnmower ...", "i did n’t even know we had a president named franklin pierce ...", "i ’m a bey fan but you ’re right .", "i hope you are proud of you too :)", "i like it as garden art .", "i ’d take a beginner ’s course .", "i see what you did there .....", "i always wonder how bridges like this are built .", "i ’m confused as to why he sped up after he ’d already crashed through everything .", "i want every single chair in this photo ...", "i want this ! !", "i too would like to know this ....", "i ’m a bey fan but you ’re right .", "i believe he / she was referring to the young lady ...", "i thought it was a leek too .", "i love the cabinets !", "i was thinking more don draper from \" mad men \" .", "i love estate sales !", "i had to look him up on wikipedia to see how old he was when this picture was taken .", "i keep staring at his lips and cheekbones ; he 's beautiful .", "i generally do n't listen to country music but that song was beautiful .", "i always wonder how bridges like this are built .", "i 'm taking my upvote back .", "i got ta give kylie credit , he / she did an amazing job on her body .", "i ’m so jealous ...", "i really hope you ’re trolling ...", "i want this ! !", "i am deathly afraid of bats .... but humphrey is so freaking cute !", "i think it ’s cute too .", "i have a notoriously bad sense of smell so i ’d never get the job anyway ...", "i wish that i could function on less than 7 hours of sleep so that i could do this .", "i also live in alabama as well and i agree as well .", "i ’m sorry for your loss ....", "i just realized what fmf stands for ... hehe .", "i wish that i could function on less than 7 hours of sleep so that i could do this .", "i just reply with a simple \" no \" and leave it at that .", "i ’ve always wanted an in - home library .", "i also live in alabama as well and i agree as well .", "i just gagged ....", "i totally want this job .", "i respectfully disagree .", "i second this comment ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets .....", "why would she even tell you something like that , knowing that her man is your bff ? it ’s safe to say that she is n’t the sharpest tool in the shed .", "she was telling him so he can smash her" ]
[ "dangler-scott", "Bama_Peach", "TheCoffeeRabbit" ]
hmmm .... you might be onto something ...
Bama_Peach
[ "i respect girls who work hard in the male dominant fields .", "i did it at magrabi eye hospital for 9k dirhams .", "i thought maybe i had too much wo nt happen again .", "i know a lots of people and \" friends \" .", "i love the taste of it very much , i find vodka disgusting .. ;)", "i do nt know about implementation for others but paytabs seemed straight forward", "i guess i used that as an excuse that my drinking is not problem .", "i only took 1 mg once and it was too overwhelming .", "i m glad i unloaded things off my chest by writing this .", "i got locker at university so i can have easier access to my lovely whiskey .", "i have nt been able to skype since couple of days .", "i could n't believe wtf was he saying and started laughing quietly .", "i just ca nt believe how it disappeared into black hole .", "i broke up with my ldr on my own birthday .", "i m doing the smart mirror project that requires special type of glass called 2-way mirror .", "i dunno what s been happening to me lately but i lost all my motivation and will to live .", "i can barely find jobs in my feild .", "i wish i would receive rejection emails .", "i stopped giving fucks , i do nt care what people think .", "i guess i used that as an excuse that my drinking is not problem .", "i have nt been able to skype since couple of days .", "i just do nt even know how something like that can happen .", "i thought maybe i had too much wo nt happen again .", "i have the pro version", "i have called 4 different stores and nobody knows it or need orders in bulk .", "i found pizzahut quality varies by which branch you go to .", "i m my own provider ny using cloud server .", "i was thinking directlu or if not possible , it can control using bluetooth .", "i probably use it more on wifi haha", "i m wondering what would be the best tree to grow that would survive the summer heat preferable fruit .", "i m really intersted in hearing your stories of how you met your relationship partner .", "i m my own provider ny using cloud server .", "i watched a longer video before .", "i meant software wise tnx", "i made an excuse and left carrying my shame away .", "i made an excuse and left carrying my shame away .", "i heard the rta offers a deep inspection for extra charges .", "i m myself a casual smoker", "i feel the software will let me go after the project is done .", "i m working on smart mirror project , any advice for wot to use for web app and server", "i understand if you choose to not contact me , i wo nt blame you for it .", "i tried many 500ug and 250ug many times .", "i hold no grudges or ill feeling against you .", "i slept 4 hours only last night", "i found an electricity hole under the driver seat in my chevy cruze .", "i miss college , used to have friends and fun .", "i m working on smart mirror project , any advice for wot to use for web app and server", "i m a lost confused graduate .", "i feel like i m losing my mind .", "i m trying to introduce my freind to traditional jordanian mansaf dish in some resturant .", "i stopped giving fucks , i do nt care what people think .", "i watched a longer video before .", "i did it at magrabi eye hospital for 9k dirhams .", "i know someone who did that , he landed on his neck and is now paralysed from waist to down", "i thought it was the finals exams stress but i think i agree with you .", "i can barely find jobs in my feild .", "i have been applying like crazy for close related jobs .", "i meant software wise tnx", "i thought i would get it later cause it was dark .", "i did nt expect to see the day where i have no idea how are you doing .", "i like to shoot videos with my dslr .", "i can relate to this a lot", "i m an electrical engineer graduate with little experience .", "i m myself a casual smoker", "i know a lots of people and \" friends \" .", "i know someone who did that , he landed on his neck and is now paralysed from waist to down", "i laughed so hard i spit my tea", "i do nt know who thought it was good idea in design to pit round edges on everything .", "i do nt know about implementation for others but paytabs seemed straight forward", "i laughed so hard i spit my tea", "i wish i would receive rejection emails .", "i just want to thank you for the good times we had together .", "i have created android apps before but i m not sure how the web app thing is ?", "i dunno what to believe", "i wish you the best and the blessings in your life and future .", "i m actually on the right path to build my magic mirror", "i got locker at university so i can have easier access to my lovely whiskey .", "i secured an interview for job i do nt like .", "i found pizzahut quality varies by which branch you go to .", "i dunno what to believe", "i m too buzzed to follow what they are discussing at 11 am in the morning .", "i should get back to photography .", "i m thinking of leaving my job ..", "i have completed 5 months with the company now .", "i broke up with my ldr on my own birthday .", "i know things did nt go well before we stopped talking .", "i can relate to this a lot", "i would like to know some of the most used palestinian songs in their wedding and parties .", "i heard the rta offers a deep inspection for extra charges .", "i m thinking of leaving my job ..", "i have found some cheaper phones with 2x zoom feature being only for photo modes .", "i feel like i m wasting my time 8 hours a day .", "i m actually on the right path to build my magic mirror", "i m not blaming anyone , just curious .", "i was also testing the dns on various sites to see if it was configured correctly .", "i guess this is me admitting to myself that i m alcoholic .", "i m an electrical engineer graduate with little experience .", "i dunno what s been happening to me lately but i lost all my motivation and will to live .", "i like low doses no more than 150 mg", "i m using the dualshock controller and it seems impossible to counter steer as its always over - corrected ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets .....", "why would she even tell you something like that , knowing that her man is your bff ? it ’s safe to say that she is n’t the sharpest tool in the shed ." ]
[ "dangler-scott", "Bama_Peach" ]
she was telling him so he can smash her
TheCoffeeRabbit
[ "i meant being very evasive and avoiding the confrontation of telling them you are not interested does n't work", "i m not a dumb cunt if i give you a years worth of delicious chicken and ale", "i know what i have to do which is move on but i wanted to have said this .", "i hope no eu team ever cancels that buff", "i have read somewhere that the length of the sling should be 2 times the length of the arm .", "i mean at this point i would nt even be suprised if c9 got that .", "i feel like i cheated", "i m confused rn", "i mean ban 1 adc and he immediatly roleswaps to support to dodge uma jan .", "i do nt know if i would be able to shoot after that .", "i think she meant sequential like dated for 1 year got married and now has been married 2 years", "i think even if you dial 911 in the netherlands you still get the emergency services anyway .", "i really like that he shows a totally different champ .", "i 'm unclear on the rules around protocol 3", "i just want her dumpsterfire attitude out of my life", "i mean they are strong for sure , but cleen is n't the word i 'd use", "i lost 6,8 kg in 4 days .", "i do nt know if they randomise the order once or every turn but it sod exist yes", "i implied you act like an american .", "i was alternating waters with beers as to minimise the calorie surplus the evening would be .", "i vandalised some goverment property and got off scott free .", "i ca n't believe this girl is 29 .", "i just want to dissuade like minded mongoloids in the other eu countries from trying this brexit thing .", "i ca n't because i m blocked .", "i mean frustration is 1 thing .", "i have no idea if it is something i did .", "i was running away from responsibilities .", "i find it interesting to see how the uk and the usa are rapidly going down the drain .", "i think it was minute 6 not lvl 6", "i guess you have none if you say it to me .", "i m not the kind of person to send / ask for nudes .", "i see why you are drowning in pussy", "i remember a case that had a camgirl against her neighbours .", "i sure am an asshole", "i keep monkeys from hurting themselves", "i have seen them a lot .", "i 've had that feeling since after the end of ep3 .", "i just read here that when jankos goes to worlds he rides that buff all the way to semis .", "i do n't know why but i can really see nisqy on fnc .", "i want to lose about 70 lbs .", "i think they did a really good job of that .", "i do nt feel so good", "i m going to remember thst one", "i never understood / agreed with protocol 5", "i thought it was msi and world results of the past 2/3 years .", "i wish got season 78 were actually logical and fulfilling", "i loved that the subtitles went from to", "i was just laying out the situation of how we arrived at this gauntlet", "i just had the reach lvl6 quest but it was n't bugged anymore .", "i found that some people just view matches as a kind of score .", "i 'm a 24 , 183 cm male with a sw of 120 kg , gw is 80 kg .", "i mean the guy did nt give her much to work with .", "i would nt like to see soaz go .", "i also hope i 'm not the only one that noticed this .", "i personnally find it easy to fake it when using a condom .", "i did get to know a political youth organisation", "i mean the guy did nt give her much to work with .", "i mean i thought we had something good going but apparently i was wrong .", "i do nt know if they randomise the order once or every turn but it sod exist yes", "i just had the reach lvl6 quest but it was n't bugged anymore .", "i do nt think it is the only reason but it can have contributed", "i do nt know why you would watch on twitch .", "i m just having a bit of fun mate .", "i do n't know what you are trying to say", "i 'd side with the legion before i would disgrace my entire family by fighting for the ncr", "i dated a smoker once .", "i wanna watch how it ends but i knew i would be disappointed", "i have n't seen hylishit this summer .", "i would not put it past dd to have arya kill the burner of cities", "i have n't been on a date since .", "i have already anwsered this .", "i do nt think it 's anything i did ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
1 tip . if you can , get proof . he may not want to believe you .
gangsterbril
[ "i ’m hoping it ’s for the best , stay safe homie", "i know exactly who you ’re talking about", "i hope that he has a nice long retirement in thailand", "i drank coffee before my presentation and crushed it .", "i was getting at ukraine submitting to the dems .", "i want to hear what more batshit crazy sentences come out of their mouth .", "i remember when there was no ads , and i also remember when they started ...", "i think that could be the middle ground here .", "i do n’t think it is .", "i go half on premium with my bro .", "i have medicare so i guess that ’s why my cost was so low ?", "i claimed .25 cents ...", "i always block the numbers", "i will be genuinely ecstatic when this piece of shit leaves the office .", "i know a cop that ’s into crystal meth so there ’s that", "i do n’t read that shit", "i never seen a fuckin hawk swim with his lunch .", "i want to hear what more batshit crazy sentences come out of their mouth ." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets .....", "wow , she live under his roof , and did n't care about him , cheated anyway . please do n't do this in the nye .", "i ca nt promise you anything mate , sorry . should i wait for tomorrow ?" ]
[ "dangler-scott", "Diekgo", "dangler-scott" ]
na tell him right away . have his year start off right and make him realize what a piece of shit she is .
asiiickman
[ "i 've zoomed the picture , and i 'm jaw dropped ...", "i 'm laughing really hard here , the best joke i 've read today � � � � � �", "i 'm laughing hard , do n't know nothing about her but now i 'll do some search ..." ]
[ "i befriended my best friend 's girlfriend and discovered some very nasty secrets ....." ]
[ "dangler-scott" ]
wow , she live under his roof , and did n't care about him , cheated anyway . please do n't do this in the nye .
Diekgo
[ "i 'm a f and it 's my xbox !", "i 'm also new here , please be gentle with your replies .. thanks .", "i 'd rather just see him at work and deal with it", "i 'm english but ca n't say i know what an english muffin is haha ...", "i 'm a f and it 's my xbox !", "i 'm english but ca n't say i know what an english muffin is haha ...", "i cry , he tries to hug me then i quickly leave .", "i 'd rather just see him at work and deal with it" ]
[ "i microwave english muffins . well title is basically self explanatory . i like to put my english muffins in the microwave . i know it 's normal to put them in toaster ovens and melt butter on top and enjoy a nice crispy carb loaded treat . but honestly the warm soft and gooeyness of a microwaved english muffin is what i live for after work ." ]
[ "astrongnaut" ]
i 'm english but ca n't say i know what an english muffin is haha ...
amoose_me
[ "i always listen to crime junkie while i ’m on the treadmill", "i have usually 10 - 15 patients by myself that need help usually with everything .", "i think my floor has made me not like it .", "i think my floor has made me not like it .", "i am a senior year nursing student and work as a nurse tech on a step down cardiac floor ." ]
[ "i microwave english muffins . well title is basically self explanatory . i like to put my english muffins in the microwave . i know it 's normal to put them in toaster ovens and melt butter on top and enjoy a nice crispy carb loaded treat . but honestly the warm soft and gooeyness of a microwaved english muffin is what i live for after work ." ]
[ "astrongnaut" ]
you sicko
madisonsmurphy
[ "i 'm at the same place you are .", "i have been wrong before", "i do n't know about people , i still do that :)) having sex was n't the goal .", "i really hope so .", "i just got dumped by the girl i really liked after our first time !", "i like the way she looks , takes care of herself , and behaves .", "i 'll try that ." ]
[ "i 'm not content with my life . and that 's all i have to say about that ." ]
[ "TinyGlowingScreen" ]
who is ?
21stCaveMan
[ "i would try the beauty bloggers on youtube .", "i am on meds too , maybe i should have mentioned that .", "i 'm pretty sure you can .", "i thought this was a dead end i 'd never solve .", "i 've been through this .", "i 'd give him the benefit of the doubt at the moment .", "i think you need to decide what you can afford to do .", "i ca n't imagine anything worse .", "i think that you just have n't found the right thing .", "i am so sorry i know absolutely nothing about how to crowdfund stuff .", "i tried google translate but it sucked !", "i am a worrier too .", "i 'd like to read more ...", "i know that feeling .", "i feel your pain !", "i 've had beta blockers too .", "i ca n't imagine how tough your life must be .", "i am so so sorry for your loss .", "i did n't know him but i am sorry for your loss .", "i think you are very wise .", "i feel for you .", "i became a lot like you in school after a series of betrayals by friends .", "i hope you have n't done it .", "i hope you find help somewhere .", "i think your rage is understandable .", "i know this feeling :(", "i hope you get a plumber soon .", "i finally noticed that as the effects wore off my anxiety doubled .", "i think we all feel like this sometimes .", "i have cfs so feel free to ama but i have no magic answers for a cure .", "i 'm glad you are getting therapy and very happy you have this great friend .", "i am one and i relate to a lot of the things you 've said .", "i 'm sure you are much more attractive than you think and deserve better .", "i 'm so sorry i 'd like to help but i 'm stuck as to what to say .", "i have aspergers .", "i 'm sorry you feel like this .", "i have anxiety too and meds .", "i guess every cloud has a silver lining !", "i hated school .", "i once felt like you and now my life is good .", "i helped my son through the ucas process last year if you want to ask questions .", "i hope your grades are good enough and life gets better for you soon .", "i was 37 , she was 17 .", "i find reading a newspaper daily gives me plenty to talk about in quiet moments .", "i 'm happy for you .", "i suffer from anxiety please go and get help .", "i take lexapro and it has made a real difference to my life .", "i suffer from anxiety too .", "i am so so sorry this has happened to you .", "i felt relieved that i finally understood myself .", "i 'd try old google first or your local directory .", "i like this saying !", "i did that .", "i do n't like highways either but am interested where your fear stems from ?", "i am british and find the american system horrifying .", "i do hope you have some support wherever you are .", "i can relate to this .", "i am so sorry you feel like this .", "i 'll have a look for brushed cotton then , thanks .", "i agree that you will never be any more and to dream of that will only lead to hurt .", "i find just helping who i can brings me some peace .", "i put two giant ones on my wheelie bin .", "i 'm sorry this made me chuckle !", "i 'd be angry too .", "i 'm not religious and have no idea where it comes from .", "i try not to let it get to me too much but its hard .", "i 'm so sorry this is happening to you .", "i find these stories so fascinating .", "i hope you have someone to turn to .", "i lost my grandmother to lung cancer many years ago .", "i hope you have someone to turn to .", "i always preferred christmas at my in - laws too !", "i have anxiety and the menopause - i share your pain .", "i hope you have escaped and have a better life now .", "i hope you are successful and find peace .", "i 'm intrigued as to why you cry when you eat .", "i 'm sure he 'll be fine just hang in there .", "i 've been there .", "i am so sorry you feel like this .", "i wish you and your father all the best .", "i was nothing special in school but blossomed later on .", "i lost my brother when i was 10 .", "i would have to fly to another country to see them .", "i had to google this .... really thought it meant watch a video together !", "i was anti both for so long but they really do work .", "i hate cooking too .", "i am here for the next 2 hours .", "i am grateful for both things .", "i 'm good thanks for asking .", "i 'm not very good at chatting .", "i love dylan moran .", "i presume you 've tried tripadvisor ?", "i think its rather poetic .", "i think you were spot on .", "i have lost people i love too and it is hard .", "i do n't like to feel agitated or chased either .", "i got side lined like this too .", "i found it helped me enormously with my anxiety .", "i ended up in therapy .", "i managed several fly drive tours via phonecalls and faxes and maps ." ]
[ "i hate my family . i really can not understand why , but , i just ca nt stand my family as people . they 're incredibly stupid , racist , and just flat out horribly people . when i confronted my mother about my depression , she just replied with \" it 's just a phase and you get over it \" . i followed that with telling her about my self harm , then she told me i was an attention seeker and walked off ." ]
[ "trowaway123412342" ]
sometimes people just unlucky with their families and there is nothing you can do to change them . is there someone else you can turn to for help ?
aspie65
[ "i have been suffering through this for about 3 years now .", "i ’m out of the loop here .", "i am just not prepared nor mentally in a fit state .", "i got time to kill lol .", "i also know mixing just weed alone with acid can do the opposite .", "i can no longer live in the moment .", "i want answers , i want to know why my mind is thinking this way .", "i glanced at least 20 times .", "i love this substance dearly , it does so much for me .", "i 've had an on and off relationship with this substance for awhile now .", "i definitely have been feeling it but , i 'm not seeing a thing .", "i think i might just be doing it too much ...", "i go to the gym everyday , but that only takes up 1.5 - 2 hours of the day .", "i 'm a 19 year old guy .", "i 'm a male and the majority of my friends are females .", "i always thought a stern \" put an egg in your shoe and beat it \" sounded so savage ...", "i just need to get this off my chest .", "i feel alone and tired .", "i have bookmarked for what it ’s worth .", "i figured that ’s exactly where cops would be waiting for you but ok .", "i 've just been so lost and jealous about this for years .", "i feel brain dead .", "i was content , confident and did things pretty well .", "i know it does n’t really matter but i ’d love to know ... kind of gets aggrevating .", "i ’m just very paranoid , more than i ever was before .", "i ca n’t do anything right .", "i 'm assuming there 's * only * dxm in that and the safest option ?", "i 'm an anxious mess .", "i work out everyday for about an hour and been cleaning up the house .", "i currently take abilify for persistent anxiety and unorganized thinking stressing me out .", "i 'm just so terrified of losing you .", "i ’m pretty ambiverted / introverted and have a very hard time talking to people .", "i caught something deadly .", "i ’m always sad .", "i do n't see you coming up with anything substantial .", "i ’ve tripped a plenty and never felt a desire to ask “ what to do while tripping ” .", "i hate having to say this but i ’m an asshole .", "i juul a lot but also take concerta as needed .", "i 've ingested this drug in pretty much every way it can be .", "i would never recommend someone with ocd take lsd .", "i nearly lost a close friend for “ shit - talking weed all the time ” .", "i do n’t know what it wants anymore .", "i 'm assuming you know more accurate cannabis detection times with a reliable source ?", "i 've tried surrendering to no avail .", "i 'm just not sure .", "i 'm terrified for my future and barely feel any hope at all deep down .", "i ca n't seem to let it go .", "i though it would be easy but it honestly is harder than i thought .", "i do n’t handle the withdrawal well and could really use some tips .", "i do n't even know that much about weed !", "i just did that today for the same reasons .", "i hate being sober .", "i know a lot of people that masturbate 3 times a day every day .", "i thought i could control myself .", "i believe it has something to do with brainwaves , but i 'm not exactly sure .", "i have never been more proud to call somebody my girl .", "i 've dug the relationship/\"i love you \" hole so deep with this girl , there is no escape .", "i ’m thinking of taking a low dose , like half or even a quarter of a tab .", "i am by no means a junkie or addicted to anything .", "i ’m dead � � � �", "i ’m not lazy .", "i think i might just be doing it too much ...", "i 'll take that link .", "i 'm so angry with myself for always needing stimulation .", "i mean what is he saying exactly ?", "i want to relive just one day of sophomore year .", "i 'm very sensitive to drugs in general so that 's probably why .", "i proposed a suggestion , i never said or think i have all the answers .", "i say , if it 's not too late , fuck no .", "i took half of a tab of lsd two hours ago .", "i have a weak spot , and psychedelics target it every single time i take them .", "i did the exact opposite of what i should have lol .", "i was very stupid about it .", "i read it as “ day ” bruh lmao", "i ’ve held on , i ’ve let go .", "i just hate marijuana .", "i do n't really understand the question .", "i was doomed from the start .", "i could n’t get drunk last night ?", "i do n't feel safe in my mind .", "i know you 're shy , but flirt a little bit .", "i can not live with it .", "i 'll keep this short and sweet .", "i honestly can not boil down what i think is worse .", "i 'm not feeling this .", "i 'm 18 and have used sildenafil here and there .", "i have severe anxiety and take kpin every day to treat it .", "i wish i could write music .", "i just ca n't get over this ... even after months of not even touching acid .", "i 've been suffering through the mdma hangover for about 3 - 4 days now .", "i liked it a little too much .", "i ’ve had my fair share of acid .", "i ’m having trouble identifying the problem here ...", "i ’ve never cut myself but have been contemplating it since sophomore year of high school .", "i took a high dose too and did n't roll that much so you 're probably right .", "i understand weed helps a lot of people and there ’s basically no risk factors to it as well .", "i 've never taken it before and am curious to know .", "i 've scoured the internet for hours and ca n't seem to find a solid answer .", "i never even cared enough to think about them , really . )", "i take a good number of hits of my juul per day ... but ok , this is reassuring ." ]
[ "a small vent . when i see someone being publicly stupid i picture either a fish flopping up and down or a random hairy dude flapping his arms up and down acting like a airplane running around in a circle ." ]
[ "Perc3ntages" ]
what in the world
26LT
[ "i do n't wanna play this game anymore ..", "i would die instantly .", "i 'm explaining why they made it blue .", "i was lucky enough to visit the beautiful city of amsterdam .", "i understand your frustration given that this was a large change .", "i am grateful to not be constantly back to back like they are .", "i 'm on a diet so i 'll stick with cascade , thank you .", "i 've always dreamt of being a millionaire .. so i would n't spend any of it .", "i 'm sorry to hear that , how did you deal with it ?", "i 'd consider an i5 .", "i almost always let them run , but afterwards , i run into issues .", "i do too .", "i 'm happy to help .", "i inform her that after i finish ringing up the next customer i will help her to her car .", "i have added a community farm to the hillbert hub !", "i need to make a call .", "i 'm sorry to hear that , how did you deal with it ?", "i just realized i gave cranky lady an abbreviation but never used it .", "i 'm feeling this one .", "i 'd like to play cs : go with you .", "i 'd be lying if i did n't get teary eyed too .", "i bet they 're still huddled under that umbrella .", "i portalled to the hillbert galactic hub and was able to build a base there .", "i portalled to the hillbert galactic hub and was able to build a base there .", "i do n't see how you all can make such attractive landers :(", "i think the op is on to something .", "i was pretty nervous but i soon got over it .", "i can still fap to this , op .", "i 've always wanted some of that !", "i wish i could meet players that did n't kill me on site .", "i was born and i 'll die someday .", "i build stuff and play sick beats much to the dismay of my group .", "i 'll have to update that , thanks .", "i 've got a very delayed brother who i 've practically parented up to now .", "i have added a community center to the hillbert hub .", "i got gold for using reddit is fun : d", "i 'd like to keep it healthy , if at all possible .", "i hope it improves .", "i 'd check out skyrim.nexusmods.com and check out the top rated mods .", "i 'd really like some insight here .", "i think it 's a fantastic platform .", "i work at a pet store and will be purchasing two rats .", "i should n't be laughing so hard .", "i made a new scenario for all you fine people .", "i 'd love to waste this money", "i am bad at rp", "i would find a student card .", "i 've been looking into immersion and it looks like this will do nicely .", "i 'd still eat it .", "i am deeply sorry for any formatting errors as i 'm on mobile .", "i was n't raped , why am i feeling like this ?", "i think it is a valuable skill to have .", "i demand that you reopen my account . \"", "i understood your joke .", "i highly recommend it .", "i hate the way the fireworks system works .", "i open the door for anyone .", "i use the names of aedra and daedra .", "i hope i can contribute this time around .", "i am bad at rp", "i am at wits end here .", "i guess we 're done here .", "i dunno , two inches is * preeetty * big .", "i hope it works out in your favor .", "i do n't like putting my hands in a full ashtray either .", "i 've been thinking about that chicken .", "i 'm on it .", "i want to play a game ... with you .", "i think it was always dark .", "i just read through the topics and realized none of this shit made sense .", "i 'm a guy , but i 'm told my most attractive feature is my strong jawline / cheekbones .", "i could pull the nail from my wall and nail my balls to my ass .", "i 've tried to go into the registry and solve it but nothing seemed to work .", "i do n't see myself playing a non random mystery .", "i 'm changing my answer to this , i love you .", "i have a small bladder .", "i looked those up and it screams memory problems .", "i 'm kind of scared .", "i usually go for dps so this is pretty fantastic .", "i thought i was just crazy , but there are dozens of us !", "i believe a good solution would be to add something large , loud , and expensive .", "i loaded the repair tool and it had to recover 15 gb .", "i 'm fairly certain you have to be at least 18 to apply for a car loan .", "i can at least contribute this , though .", "i can teleport back and forth too .", "i 'm glad to hear that .", "i chose this based on the description of the nightblade .", "i started out with two and got them litter trained .", "i was lucky enough to visit the beautiful city of amsterdam .", "i am old ?", "i made a mistake while ringing a customer up .", "i 'm very excited to use this , i 've needed one for years .", "i am old ?", "i have been living in the dark , yet i have chosen wisely .", "i gave you guys advanced notice .", "i 'm not sure if sarcasm , but i do this too .", "i 'm open for an hour :)", "i 'm happy to address the reasons why it was reduced .", "i 'm changing my answer to this , i love you .", "i did n't consider that ." ]
[ "i 'm finally going to do it . life is too hard . i ca n't keep working these crap jobs to not even be able to afford to live or do what i want . i 'm tired of being insignificant and ignored . i 'm going to end my life . i am done ." ]
[ "somebodyyoullhate" ]
i urge you to first tell your story over at /r / suicidewatch . we 'll get you on the right track .
TheJustBacon
[ "i 'll go give it an upvote for ya , looks great .", "i heard motiv8 skate shop has some longboard gear .", "i always heard they were great knives", "i 've always just stored it in the pods .", "i was expecting him to put it on mid fall , that would have been bad ass .", "i briefly did and did n't see much , i 'll look at more threads though .", "i just do nt understand your question .", "i would get 50 * cal trucks .", "i beleive they are 91a barrel boardside cone roadside", "i was just thinking that guys job seems awesome", "i think that no matter how nice you are to people everyone thinks the same things .", "i got a churchill kray gullwing charger 2s and freerides", "i really hope its ome quests", "i 'd go proflex , cheaper and much more customizable .", "i think this would be even better if it was pve", "i might have been in this game .", "i hope they come back , those were fresh as fuck .", "i am also impressed , this is probably the laptop ill pick up for college .", "i think 15 mph is a little slow for 81a freerides would you agree", "i might actually listen to that combo .", "i think i love you .", "i think everyone is mean deep down inside .", "i pay 85 for a case , but that s with free entry and all day air", "i love cool cops .", "i 'm only 17 but plan on getting it once on my own , so was just wondering", "i m diggin the axes that looks sick .", "i think it is a dump pouch for empty magazines", "i 've been trying to get that same sharpness with the cryo but just ca n't .", "i also like the color , even though ill probably get black in the end to match anything else .", "i saw that it was set for skateboarding that is why i asked .", "i have a used empire scion , with speed feed .", "i have a spyder hammer 7 i could sell to you", "i am planning on getting 50 * cals soon for freeride / downhill .", "i hope it 's a magfed mid range and not that hopper fed tactical bullcrap", "i picked mine up locally for 80", "i 've seen this style of keeping score a lot on here , what is this site / app ?", "i m pretty sure the wolfies are all sold out now .", "i know the empire sniper has one , not sure if it is cross compatible with other markers though .", "i might get a \" half sack \" from muir but i actually just got some vicous and love it", "i could be mistaken but i believe the lines etc .", "i m interested , but is the paint still at 95 a case ?", "i could n't tell what exact wheels they were but usually clear thane is n't good .", "i m pretty sure muirskate is in southrrn cal somewhere but i m not sure", "i would switch paris trucks for gullwing charger 2s or caliber 50 * but that is just my personal preference", "i was more worried about the design , it looks pretty sweet .", "i saw a couple people say this was a great starters kit for cloud chasing and starters .", "i also heard if you call ahead the owner will order it for you .", "i hate that i do nt do anything on the weekend .", "i do n't understand why they brought coding into it , it was funny until then .", "i m pretty sure they fixed that with the 2013 lineup .", "i ve seen a few dm13 's for 350 - 400", "i thought all wheels were a universal 8 mm ?", "i like that they have strech in the crotch , knee and also have hip protection .", "i only have one now .", "i just got this phone on monday , all was fine .", "i thought about getting one for my galaxy s3 but got a urban armor gear instead .", "i think it depends on the asa and how many threads there are .", "i think if you put a night sky in the backround it would look a lot better .", "i think wearing the fur came from it being a dog in reality", "i think i figured out what i want to study in college and do in life .", "i believe they are gunmetal trucks but i could be wrong .", "i just got 16000 and thought i was a god", "i was looking at a knife making site and they had g10 and canvas scales", "i get zero reception in my dorm room .", "i saw a couple people say this was a great starters kit for cloud chasing and starters .", "i 'm pretty sure if you buy 50 $ worth of stuff it is free shipping to canada", "i just hope finance is more interesting than accounting haha", "i also want a light strap that wo nt get too hot in the summer .", "i m only doing slower slides right now so that s good news to me", "i always find i go for about 30 minutes then get bored when i am alone .", "i just got ranked , and was watching qtpie 's stream and he was talking about a ladder reset .", "i see it comes with replacement coils , how often do those have to be replaced ?", "i must have missed it .", "i am doing a career research project for english , on engineering .", "i like the fact that is has the seatbelt cutter .", "i m assuming that is with looser trucks", "i usually use 1000 rounds for a day of play i was thinking 2 cases .", "i noticed the rat had a much sharper blade out of the box then the cryo .", "i am looking for a black on black watch , similar to the orient ray raven .", "i m sure it was better than it being about 40 up here in chicago .", "i see it comes with replacement coils , how often do those have to be replaced ?", "i 'm sorry did n't know rayne was canadian , my bad dude .", "i love my superglider .", "i offered 165 with 2 zetas , we will see what he says", "i got the $ 50 box , and i ordered it the first or second night .", "i felt like this sub really slept on bucket list project .", "i would get trucks like gullwing sidewinders or regular trucks with light bushings instead of original trucks", "i 've never heard of a takedown only tourney , how does that work ?", "i have not drilled for it , what drills would you do for this ?", "i should have said but , i was actually talking about the sugar .", "i have the one for the sniper , but its just a massive box .", "i ve only heard great things about the nelson stingray kt", "i think it was last night or the day before .", "i am emailing abec right now saying i want my millimeters of thane back ! !", "i like how you can see the table shake from him hitting it right when the card gets flipped .", "i hit 20 today and thought i was going pretty fast :(", "i did nt know where i just knew it was in cali somewhere", "i would suggest muirskate they 're fucking awesome over there", "i do nt really like the velco belt .", "i mean i guess it might look just a bit weird but there should nt be any problems" ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
out of curiosity , did you get out of friendzone or did you just not know and she told you ?
johnydick2025
[ "i ca nt , but i want to , i must control myself .", "i 'm not sure you do either .", "i ca nt keep pushing something into saturation , and disturbing someone just because i was afraid to leave .", "i needed to thank you .", "i 'm happy for you ! !", "i wo nt say anything .", "i 'll throw in a few months of madness at your expense of laughing if it pleases you .", "i did n't know her before then .", "i 'll throw in a few months of madness at your expense of laughing if it pleases you .", "i hate seeing her statuses , but strangely i subconsciously go to facebook just to read them .", "i hope you find peace in whatever you do .", "i hope it works out for you two .", "i do nt believe in people anymore .", "i 'm glad i could help .", "i just sort of * snapped * .", "i tried , i made mistakes .", "i never got a chance to ever apologize .", "i find this very strange , does anyone else experience this ?", "i do nt believe in people anymore .", "i sort of had to tell myself that i should stop hoping .", "i sort of had to tell myself that i should stop hoping .", "i 'm glad i could help !", "i tried , i made mistakes .", "i am and have been trying to keep these thoughts out of my mind ever since then .", "i am not trusting her again , i ca n't .", "i 've lost ny faith in relationships and people .", "i 'm sure watching it again would be awesome .", "i have no say in this anymore .", "i 've lost ny faith in relationships and people .", "i like that .. i like that a lot ..", "i had made peace with all of it .", "i pussied out of reading this twice when i first saw it , bookmarked it nevertheless .", "i loved you .", "i quit facebook , i hate facebook nowadays .", "i 'll throw in a few months of madness at your expense of laughing if it pleases you .", "i loved you .", "i tried , i made mistakes .", "i kept my mouth shut , my head down and concentrated on my own work .", "i quit facebook , i hate facebook nowadays .", "i tried never to .", "i sort of had to tell myself that i should stop hoping .", "i hate seeing her statuses , but strangely i subconsciously go to facebook just to read them .", "i just sort of * snapped * .", "i think if me from 5 years ago looked at me now , he would 've been very disappointed .", "i 'm the only person you hate out of all of them .", "i 'll try it , thanks !", "i chose the latter .", "i just sort of * snapped * .", "i loved you .", "i had made peace with all of it .", "i guess that is the problem .", "i mean , i only get fucked every time that i do .", "i 'm sorry i was n't there .", "i do nt believe in people anymore .", "i knew it was bad before .", "i do nt care anymore .", "i got a feeling she wanted to say something , but she did nt .", "i needed to thank you .", "i loved you .", "i ca nt , but i want to , i must control myself .", "i do nt care anymore .", "i was a bit brash this time and told you whatever i said was the truth .", "i got a feeling she wanted to say something , but she did nt .", "i 'm glad i could help .", "i knew it was bad before .", "i ca nt , but i want to , i must control myself .", "i quit facebook , i hate facebook nowadays .", "i hate seeing her statuses , but strangely i subconsciously go to facebook just to read them .", "i would then find . myself staring at her for some reason .", "i 'll throw in a few months of madness at your expense of laughing if it pleases you .", "i was a bit brash this time and told you whatever i said was the truth .", "i hope life treats you two well .", "i finally found the time to type this out .", "i do nt care anymore .", "i needed to thank you .", "i remember the guy used it for many things !", "i 'm ready to accept the consequences for it .", "i think this might be it !", "i hate seeing her statuses , but strangely i subconsciously go to facebook just to read them .", "i feel great .", "i mean , i only get fucked every time that i do .", "i hope the best for you .", "i believed in humanity , i used to believe that people are worth it , no matter what .", "i sort of had to tell myself that i should stop hoping .", "i knew it was bad before .", "i wo nt say or do anything about this ever again .", "i finally found the time to type this out .", "i am and have been trying to keep these thoughts out of my mind ever since then .", "i 've been trying to find this video for sometime but have been unable to do so .", "i kept my mouth shut , my head down and concentrated on my own work .", "i wanted you to hear it , but i know it 'll hurt you if you ever heard this", "i tried never to .", "i want to send this you you , but i wo nt .", "i got a feeling she wanted to say something , but she did nt .", "i believed in humanity , i used to believe that people are worth it , no matter what .", "i ca nt , but i want to , i must control myself .", "i got this nice response from her later on .", "i got a feeling she wanted to say something , but she did nt .", "i tried , i made mistakes .", "i do nt care anymore ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
i 'm happy for you ! ! i hope life treats you two well .
ninjafire404
[ "i 'm glad you did too :)", "i blame prohibition .", "i guess , i finally know how it feels to be confident .", "i 'll take 20 .", "i know them feels ....", "i love these affirmation videos .", "i do n't want to use my last nug ...", "i live in the new tampa area .", "i could either be a sea cucumber or a hilariously gross spider - man .", "i 'm currently crying while i 'm sitting here drier than a desert .", "i think it 's both .", "i like to cook .", "i just had trainwreck today .", "i want to play double dash ...", "i do n't want to work at where i 'm working now .", "i want to quit my job , break - up with my girlfriend , and be alone .", "i 'm throwing my love and high fives at the screen .... am i doing this right ?", "i 'm a dog .", "i mean , if they have a bucket list then yeah .", "i did not expect to write all of this .", "i could n't be more content .", "i want to meet new people and get out of this ech atmosphere .", "i have yet to see anything about scott pilgrim on reddit , until now .", "i really really want to click on this .", "i can only imagine the instance in where , \" oh yeah ? !", "i do n't know .", "i 'm pretty sure skydiving without a parachute is safer than alcohol .", "i 'm not a fokin wizard , i 'm harry !", "i attempt to ~~wow~~ rape my husband on our wedding night .", "i feel like a really chill butterfly who wants to make friends with everyone .", "i 'll be seeing myself out now .", "i just did like 10 minutes ago .", "i just got asmr from a bong rip ...", "i feel your feel of that guy 's feel ....", "i , literally , paused the episode to laugh .", "i 'm dry , but that 's okay .", "i do n't think i 'm ready .", "i 'm pretty sure she wants the tip of my d. . it can get pretty generous .", "i 'm getting chills just by looking at it .", "i was called a kid for crying at the movie .", "i miss playing dnd .....", "i feel like a boss just commanding armies and building houses and shit .", "i 'm kind of hungry .", "i really hope this is n't just for attention because you 'll just sink lower than low .", "i am not unfortunately .", "i worked for boston market , bought a homeless guy food , and got written up for it .", "i 'd need about 5 minutes to think of something silly to do .", "i ’m glad i do n’t have to feel so beat up about it .", "i .... i do n't understand the reason as to why someone does n't shower before major events ....", "i 'd like to know about this achievement .", "i 'm throwing up acid .... so maybe 6 .... or 600 .", "i ca n't light this by myself ... \"", "i remember saying ' yes ' a lot .", "i was only missing the fertilizer that grew trees in 24 hours or less .", "i get into mad deep thinking seshes when i smoke a lot of indica .", "i 'd hug the shit out of ross .", "i 'm new here and i 'm slowly sinking .", "i knew you were cheating on me ! ! \"", "i also bought a new pair of pants .", "i had a wampa hat on .", "i , personally , think you did a fantastic job .", "i wish i had a bong just so i could practice inhaling through one .", "i knew i left that somewhere ....", "i swear , i fall in love with every gorgeous face .", "i feel bad for store # 3044628 .", "i had a dream where i played games with jon and arin on that very couch .", "i 'll do donuts around jaywalkers in my lambo .", "i still cried .", "i always find out after the second time .", "i got this one called the double helix nipple twister .", "i 'm sure i have friends that 'll kill me for free .", "i can see other girls wearing this .", "i 'm glad !", "i have no artistic talent though .", "i did n't understand the shift at all .", "i mean ... at least they included a black guy .", "i 'm not - so - grump .", "i wish i was lying ....", "i break out the plaids before 6:30 hits .", "i wish that was an exaggeration .", "i strongly recommend mayonnaise .", "i just recently started religiously browsing reddit like ... the beginning of the month .", "i always play as the black guy .", "i have the hand - eye of a paralyzed hamster with down - syndrome .", "i feel like his history allows him to play the part well .", "i 'm writing this one down .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'd light the casket on fire .", "i 'm allergic to sleep ... yeah , that 's it ... \"", "i 've been skipped like 50 times and all i wanted was a smoke buddy .", "i 've only given \" i o u 's \" to 19 people .", "i 'm here all week .", "i had a joke , but i forgot the second i started typing this out .", "i answer with : why do you look so american ?", "i gotcha covered .", "i have a tambourine in my trunk .", "i 've considered that , but the funds are looking kind of steep at the moment .", "i will literally sell my kidney for at least one of these .", "i appreciate the kind words .", "i was disappointed ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
sounds like something out of a movie . i 'm happy for you , op . * thumbs up *
Javistavi
[ "i think it 's shuckle .", "i agree i saw this a while ago", "i want to live there .", "i was just asking guys , no need to down vote it though …", "i prefer bucky kentucky .", "i can tell from his tie and the light green shirt .", "i ca n't get a one shot one kill .", "i 'll take the gamble and say , possible ginger interaction .", "i think the police would be a good choice to talk to .", "i bought the game a couple weeks before christmas because it was a really good deal .", "i would make an airplane joke , but those are just plane wrong .", "i truly do .", "i am clueless a lot .", "i will try this seed .", "i just found this .", "i remember this .", "i like whales personally .", "i love trading level 3 - 10s 50k+ and watching their reactions .", "i had this game as a kid !", "i 've already seen a food video .", "i 'm sad now .", "i am bad at different ways of spelling things .", "i stepped in shit ...", "i had to stare at that for a few minutes to understand the title ...", "i had corn a few minutes ago .", "i actually have a shiny psyduck .", "i cried when i heard they do that .", "i hate the word \" bum \" .", "i guess my ideas were n't a : hit , man .", "i hope i 'm not the only one who got a * kick * out of this : ^ )", "i very well agree .", "i guess you could say she gets it ..... wright .", "i 'd just like somebody to explain some of this .", "i feel some of these clan chats are very unnecessary .", "i personally like lock picking but i do n't have any way of training easy .", "i can barely make anything .", "i see whatyoudid i the title", "i know exactly how you feel op ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
op i believe this will make you happy . //m.youtube.com / watch?v = t0yifxhm - zcdesktop_uri=%2fwatch%3fv%3dt0yifxhm - zc
Beatlesfan713
[ "i would n't mind additional villagers moving into stardew valley as later game content .", "i have n't been aware of this .", "i 'm compelled to disagree .", "i do n't think so !", "i need to know if that 's an actual quote , and what the context is .", "i chose to interpret that as him achieving godhood through drugs .", "i feel like this is a reference to something , but i do n't know what .", "i would mandate that everything be painted yellow .", "i feel like a chump for feeling like a chump .", "i want one to give to my mem mem , pep pep , and step pepper .", "i have n't got it yet .", "i think someone should mod this into the game .", "i googled that to find out what it looks like .", "i really wish that they could use the actual songs in the sims instead of remixing them in gibberish .", "i have no idea why i thought this would work , but it did .", "i got a crazy idea regarding the hypothetical pokemon z.", "i have not touched any ponies .", "i wish i could be so grossly incandescent .", "i salute you , comrade .", "i want one to give to my mem mem , pep pep , and step pepper .", "i think you posted the wrong link op .", "i do n't understand .", "i think it has something to do with tight dresses begetting boners .", "i left my crockpot out in the open last time , and some other guy ate the entire thing !", "i once heard the term \" cumbercookies \" .", "i still do n't understand the circumstances behind that particular incident .", "i 'd probably shit myself if i saw one .", "i missed it quite a few times , too .", "i imagine they 've learned their lesson from horse armor .", "i think that means you 're illiterate .", "i saw the thumbnail and thought \" lieutenant dan ! \"", "i work with the nsa and i can confirm this happened .", "i wanna meet that dad !", "i still need to tell winterman what i want for chrimbus !", "i thought this was just a rumor , like a lot of other things regarding hitler .", "i think rolf would be better as the me gusta face .", "i 'd like to apologize for making bronies the butt of so many jokes in the past .", "i 'd like to see clay brick ovens be a thing , too .", "i wanna meet that dad !", "i have n't been paying attention as well as i could have to recent events .", "i think it was my seventh , anyway ...", "i 'd imagine that was going to be \" phase 2 \" of building the walls .", "i 'm out of the loop , why 's he obsessed with diapers ?", "i would like an ama from francis of the filth .", "i think i need to get it fixed .", "i somehow doubt this is a coincidence .", "i 'd like to claim the s.s . dolphin and the diplo skull , please !", "i was thinking asbestos .", "i believe it 's spelled \" whoopi \" .", "i will always prefer .", "i had the ending spoiled for me , so i was n't able to feel anything ...", "i 'm going to start responding like this every time a friend kneels down to tie their shoe now .", "i 'm a senior in high school , and i 'm currently researching career paths .", "i got feels , they 're multiplyin ' .", "i mean shit , i 'd totally watch a nature documentary about pokemon .", "i like it , because i made it myself .", "i ca n't ever take that particular jewish caricature seriously .", "i say we thaw him out and ask him ourselves .", "i can flex my arms behind my back .", "i believe so .", "i ca n't be sure if this is an urban legend or not .", "i was thinking of someone from game of thrones .", "i 'm just imagining a stuffed dead kid just hanging over the cafeteria .", "i understood some of the words he 's saying .", "i never noticed that the one in the back flips off the camera towards the end of the gif .", "i 'm sorry , the correct answer was \" the moops . \"", "i think it 'd be pretty neat if it 's face resembled a testificate .", "i , for one , miss the solar power plant for its oodles of electricity with no pollution .", "i just realized i had n't taken valve time into account .", "i feel like battleship should be mentioned here too .", "i told you man , i told you about stairs .", "i warned you about stairs , bro ! ! ! !", "i 'm guessing a penguin or a seal .", "i remember listening to sven g - englar after a particularly bad day .", "i think this guy likes birds .", "i want to say command blocks .", "i think it went fantastically , and i even thought i had a second date lined up .", "i warned you about stairs , bro ! ! ! !", "i told you dog !", "i want to know what happens .", "i was thinking the exact same thing .", "i wanna meet that dad !", "i take it this is n't what happened at all ?", "i 'll have to do that , too ...", "i do n't even see what the pun here is .", "i sure wish they had a better location ...", "i need to see for myself .", "i thought dream had domain over both ?", "i want to avoid that if at all possible , and get the prize if i can .", "i feel old , too .", "i like to pretend that they 're just being modest .", "i love this sort of worldbuilding stuff .", "i did n't notice the part about it being a dream .", "i was terrified that this would lead to /r / clopclop .", "i wish i had a hallway cera to solicit profound wisdom from .", "i 'm going to start using that , but without changing my american accent .", "i 'd be willing to bet at least one of them did before being decommissioned .", "i was surprised that they were able to get steve jobs 's corpse for it though .", "i have a question about diving ...", "i 'm whoopsie ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
[ hey , great job ! ] . ^^^jerk . ^^^ ; _ ;
Ian1732
[ "i miss living in battambang and having noodle soup for breakfast every day !", "i wish a plague of drop bears on frank walker .", "i think it 's sex reassignment surgery , but i could be wrong .", "i 'm actually from australia , not sure what you mean about up north !", "i drive a 90s hatchback and get to feel like a rally driver every day .", "i 'm a female scientist , waiting for the day i can use it as a roller derby name .", "i have my full vic drivers licence and plan to transfer that to a wa drivers license .", "i go to trick fitness in mitchell , it 's great but pricy .", "i have learnt something today !", "i mean damn those quads i 'm never skipping leg day again .", "i also have horrible stubborn hair so i 'll defs give them a shot .", "i guess in a few years we 'll say the same thing about issatchenkia orientalis !", "i love the maybelline lippy in that shade , wear it all the time !", "i love it .", "i have a friend who 's derby name is i - stack newton .", "i always see girls with them the wrong way up .", "i 'm sorry for being ignorant , but what is the 2000 jam study ?", "i have the opposite problem , i see a community reference in nearly every thread .", "i got really sick after taking only 1 prednisone as well .", "i 'm assuming she means a minge wax .", "i wanted the same thing !", "i 'm living in battambang for the next 6 months , if you end up here let me know !", "i know what i 'm rocking tonight .", "i see this on reddit a lot , am i missing something ?", "i 'm super excited !", "i ca n't even articulate how horrible he is .", "i 'm getting married at king parrot cottages in pennyroyal .", "i imagine so .", "i did n't feel like sleeping tonight anyway .", "i enjoy grossing out my non - micro friends with them .", "i got proposed to at centerlink once .", "i definitely feel you though bro , i wish they would go back as well .", "i 'm spending over $ 20 for a pack of 30s these days .", "i 've just found since i 've moved here that the aboriginals are more vocal about it haha .", "i recommend the rabbit .", "i find it lacks a bit of flavour but for a zero carb beer i 'm not complaining .", "i work in science , i 'm studying my masters .", "i 'm pretty sure this sample got sent to the micro lab i work at in perth .", "i just moved to perth from victoria and the amount of irish here is amazing .", "i listened to the soundtrack at the gym yesterday .", "i saw about 8 in last night 's shift from about 30 vaginal swabs .", "i am even more confused .", "i 'm stupid .", "i may have just had some bad luck .", "i 'm a grad meself .", "i 'll check then out for sure :)", "i play roller derby and ice hockey , which is pretty obscure in australia !", "i 'm obsessed .", "i went with huntress stompson instead .", "i guarantee there 's less than two degrees of separation between all of us .", "i used to love an mb , was my slurry beer of choice over carlton daught or vb .", "i moved just as it was getting sorted .", "i 'm @micro.in.pictures if you 're interested in checking it out .", "i would much prefer someone rob my house with a knife than a gun .", "i like to think that it will .", "i 'd be really keen for the facebook group !", "i know right !", "i 'm so proud .", "i just moved away from battambang !", "i love my itaste but something a little more lady - like would be lovely .", "i think you are correct .", "i love this dress , can i ask where you got it ?", "i know right , i was so depressed when there was n't one !", "i 'm even more excited now .", "i 'm in sydney for the fleet review , have n't been here since i was 8 .", "i ca n't talk , i live in secret harbour .", "i know , cursive is so much easier and faster .", "i ca n't sleep without something covering my exposed ear .", "i still like the taste of meat , i just do n't like where it comes from .", "i think they were in iceland", "i wish i had seen this 20mins ago before i ordered low carb dominos .", "i post a lot of this kind of stuff on if anyone is interested" ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
oh , young love . it 's beautiful . enjoy !
Tess-LaCoil
[ "i ca n't seem to feel it", "i cried and said i wanted to go to grandmas instead .", "i think it 's time for new friends .", "i 'm so excited for its return", "i can see why we do it though .", "i would travel the world doing all the things i 've ever wanted to do .", "i get that reference !", "i hope so .", "i 'm not sure if genuine or the name is true .", "i started watching it a few weeks ago .", "i 'm definitely checking those two books out .", "i 'm definitely interested !", "i might actually like that fad more then zombies", "i think my bullies do too", "i eat it a lot when i have sushi", "i 'd love the see the rare characters", "i 'm a scorpio", "i went to the theater thinking i was gon na hate it .", "i 'm not saying male redditors are all friendzoned .", "i have boobs and i game", "i would definitely read that one", "i could n't last through it .", "i need to go now !", "i miss mine too", "i 've definitely played a few in the series .", "i believed this till now .", "i liked the short .", "i m trying this tonight then .", "i 'm pretty sure i know where ham comes from .", "i love the name stella for a bully .", "i never saw any of the batman trilogy except the last one .", "i love ray !", "i just could n't enjoy it .", "i 'm excited for the new doctor", "i 'd say go to the police with those numbers and all the info you can give them", "i do n't actually .", "i 'm never looking in my mirror again", "i thought it too", "i regret it .", "i 've played it so many times", "i was not expecting it to be so amusing .", "i 've been looking for it everywhere !", "i could n't read past part 4 .", "i 'd think the tub .", "i 'm talking about the 1980 's one .", "i d definitely read it .", "i would 've been named daphne .", "i 've seen oz the great and powerful but not wizard of oz", "i have the black katana .", "i want to make a fortune teller room , this would be perfect for it : d", "i would never watch it", "i got too disturbed when he was explaining what he was gon na do .", "i 'm thinking the vatican or where the popes building is .", "i would be surprised if it was n't", "i finally finished my scandinavian snowflake afghan !", "i love the new mammal ! ! !", "i leave them out sometimes and my bully goes and sits in them .", "i have a lily pad table , would trading the sushi platter for that sound good ?", "i love him !", "i remember reading this book as a kid .", "i tried alligator once .", "i 'm probably gon na end up watching it right before a trip .", "i 'm glad you think that way", "i think i own them .", "i 'd have some too .", "i knew carrots could be any color but not peppers", "i 'm good for whenever", "i have three of them .", "i tried it once .", "i definitely am with you on that .", "i 'll have to get a rmm set up sometime", "i call them my crumb catchers", "i 've got a dream", "i think they knew it was ridiculous .", "i lost 7 family members in a year and a half .", "i know a few who lost their virginity in grade nine too but pregnancy is a different story", "i have pears in my cf town .", "i 've seen some nice bullies on there but the youngest i 've seen on the websites are 2", "i do n't remember any of it ....", "i 'm used to green , red and yellow .", "i do n't know egg nogs pretty underrated and delicious", "i would 've never thought of that", "i do n't have a rmm though if that 's okay", "i 'd keep my name .", "i love city builders !", "i could n't be bothered watching it either .", "i liked cars but not cars 2 .", "i 'm on my way .", "i would love to make a fairy garden room with it", "i have the 3ds xl nes edition", "i 'm a beetle \" during smells like teen spirit", "i love stevie !", "i once held a gold medal from the vancouver olympics for hockey", "i found some dead skin and some hair", "i sadly do n't have one but i left you a rating already !", "i was n't sure how many exactly", "i 've kept a small scooby - doo .", "i still love reading for fun !", "i thought we were doing something nice today .", "i 'm ready to go home now" ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
congrats op ! having someone tell you they love you is an amazing feeling
Reecespieces9
[ "i 'm good at my geography .", "i have sooooo been there .", "i was at my buddy 's house , he rolled a fat 1.3 gram blunt .", "i would kill someone for that money .", "i 'm not complaining .", "i got the same !", "i stubbed my toe the other day .", "i 'm just curious .", "i do n't know that it is .", "i 've never laughed so hard in my life .", "i mean i do n't want to waste it , that 's just silly .", "i 'm done here .", "i thought greg was a good guy !", "i hate to say it but , * * dat feel * * .", "i would like to get a visual .", "i do n't know why i do it either , i 'm so over her .", "i only recently started doing this , and plan on doing it more .", "i would turn into leonardo dicaprio and figure shit out .", "i usually use a socket , i really do n't like tin foil .", "i need more so i pack another and we both good .", "i 'm no skeletal expert .", "i will never do it again .", "i 'm honestly gon na move there after college .", "i love dogs .", "i found it on a facebook page .", "i 'm mainly talking in younger people here .", "i do know how to pick 'em .", "i do not have issues .", "i think the obvious answer here is sex .", "i found this on facebook .", "i have never seen a house centipede in person .", "i have a tendency to pass out in odd places .", "i guess that 's my little fuck up .", "i 'm turning sixteen soon .", "i feel dumb now .", "i got the boys workin ' on it .", "i ca n't stand that subreddit .", "i have lived in the same place for the longest time and frankly , i hate it here .", "i was suprised .. we only did it outside , not in his house .", "i wish there was a map of this available for every city .", "i believe that was mid - august .", "i 'm from florida :/", "i 'm pretty sure that ' whiff ' is something else entirely ;)", "i imagine sex with mark hamill would be rather .... * forceful * .", "i would go to canada .", "i steal those bitches off the tree .", "i shave my armpits as a male .", "i 'm turning sixteen soon .", "i 'm turning 18 in october and going out to the polls november .", "i 'm excited in a way , but sad that i left behind all my friends .", "i do n't see antarctica", "i just have the opinion that it 's kind of well .... gross .", "i love gbs man , i always use them .", "i 've always thought of going !", "i 'm so sorry .", "i checked the email hooked up to my live account and nothing ..", "i did not , so therefore i upvoted it .", "i feel so left out !", "i mean , from just once ?", "i 'd say just move on from this , no need to dig around .", "i would have better type coverage .", "i wo n't get another opportunity for the next ... 4 hours .", "i liked that sub ..", "i love weed , but there is so much more to life .", "i only recently started doing this , and plan on doing it more .", "i too am evil .", "i heard something a while back about it actually mattering .", "i think it 's awful along with its fan base .", "i have good confidence in saying that nobody gives a fuck .", "i 've smoked probably twice a week since then .", "i did n't realize how stupid i was to actually mention this to her brother of all people .", "i get off by lying on omegle", "i 'm only human now .", "i usually look for guys in their 20 's .", "i have a very huge fear of both .", "i 'd like to inform you that i am an atheist .", "i usually look for guys in their 20 's .", "i 'm so sorry , i was n't thinking and it was right in front of my face .", "i would kayak all the way there if i had to .", "i just want a damn job ..", "i just got back on reddit , so i did n't see all of the replies .", "i have so much respect for wikipedia .", "i would n't listen , because i maintained good grades and had a job .", "i mean , we all had to start somewhere !", "i love you guys .", "i 'm person who has lived in florida his whole life , and you have got it spot on .", "i feel season 3 will have some good changes .", "i do n't actually think about that man , it was just an example .", "i do n't know ..", "i thought chicks had good handwriting .", "i ca n't seem to find it .", "i got into my room and turned around and called \" teddy ! \"", "i too am at a nice .", "i missed that gif .", "i 'm sure i speak for many when i say crying babies .", "i ask him , \" have you ever smoked with her ? \"", "i 'm in .", "i was in huntington for a few days and it seemed completely normal to me .", "i replied , \" how so ? \"", "i did n't quite catch that ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
:') warmed my heart man . congrats .
cboyd420
[ "i do , it 's a great book .", "i 've been in relationships .", "i am currently reading r / casualiama , ama !", "i wo n't have two accounts .", "i like cats , do you like cats ?", "i 'm no troll .", "i do n't speak nazi .", "i hate every single reddit user .", "i keep getting downvoted .", "i beat her , i beat her good .", "i could adopt one of your cats .", "i consider myself a nice guy .", "i 'm just testing it .", "i 'm just going to assume you 're not worth my time .", "i do n't think he would like to live his retirement on a shared house .", "i do n't even watch it .", "i have this idea , let 's rape some women . \"", "i do n't eat fast food .", "i 'm not a troll , i 'm a legit user .", "i have to ask it .", "i see your game .", "i hope you have learned your lesson .", "i thought the same .", "i copy pasted a dot .", "i lol'ed at this .", "i 'm not trolling .", "i just want you to know , that crush ?", "i do n't know who downvoted you , but he 's an asshole .", "i see no condoms .", "i called people \" fatass \" on the internet .", "i 'm upvoting you .", "i would call her a whore .", "i 'm not here for karma whoring .", "i miss it .", "i 'm a redditor and i 'm not fat or a virgin .", "i do n't think it 's okay .", "i did n't even see the pics .", "i 'm a good person .", "i fucking laughed .", "i told my niece to write this today .", "i see no foot .", "i have never said such word .", "i hope you cleaned the bag .", "i apologize but , ew .", "i have mixed feelings about it .", "i do n't like it .", "i 'm just pointing out that you 're a fatass .", "i would be interested .", "i sometimes regret calling redditors fatass .", "i do n't think it 's a commun insult .", "i have never seen you , and yet i dislike you .", "i fear nothing but downvotes .", "i wo n't cooperate with you .", "i hope your womb gets full of snakes .", "i 'm in engineering college .", "i wanted to be a rocket scientist ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
... as a friend .
floyd7375
[ "i know how you feel", "i play video games to distract myself from my thoughts , it 's always helped me ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
this made me smile thank you
Ungratefuldemon
[ "i 'm so tired of this .", "i completely forgot that option !", "i was about to post this .", "i prefer to find a demonic bear cloud than angels and jesus and mary ....", "i heard mangafox likes to give viruses .", "i just want my happiness .", "i paid my dues to society , let me live !", "i swear i installed it .", "i 'm reminded of too many cooks in absurdity .", "i 'm too stupid to run it on my computer .", "i 'm not a player , i just fuck like one .", "i have impossibly small breasts for such a big girl .", "i tend to get into a little tiff with my so over imaginary children of the future .", "i feel like samuel l. jackson would be proud of this letter .", "i was thinking sexy thoughts and well .... yeah .", "i like doggo memes , where can i find a sub or website for things like these ?", "i liked how the dress gave a shocking value then faded into this mystical beauty of a look .", "i ca n't .", "i use the oh !", "i wish my man was as willing .", "i need office 2013 due to the program that i 'm forced to buy and use .", "i do n't have it in me to woo the opposite sex anymore .", "i do n't think he can .", "i hope you will follow up with a happily ever after post .", "i 'm still celebrating it for you 3", "i was thinking of the squatting position for this .", "i am a female .", "i grew up in a beach house in pr .", "i 'm sure someone has masturbated to this already , multiple times .", "i wish i can put more colors on .", "i hate the third shift .", "i 'm getting old with no pleasant memories to look back on .", "i decided to revisit an old sketch book .", "i can see a spanish person writing it as so lol", "i almost had a mental breakdown .", "i forget quite a few rules .", "i know somebody who almost died from it !", "i 'm going to have fun with you ....", "i feel everything they do is mundane but oh so ..... strangely addictive to accomplish .", "i have a friend who has an alcoholic brother and shares those sentiments .", "i have no idea how that notion of misconception came about .", "i haz no phones right now ! ! !", "i do n't think they 're too heavy .", "i 'd be afraid to take my cat outside .", "i also welcome any tips / suggestions from anyone .", "i 'm trying to stay in the wilmington area .", "i was able before i lost my weight .", "i need to find a website .", "i thought she looked like a siren .", "i edited my post .", "i want to see sahara and joan again", "i 'm kinda retarted with technology .", "i had such high hopes for that movie too ... :'(", "i wanted nothing more with his life in any shape or form .", "i 'm depressed because i 'm lonely and have gained weight .", "i enjoy a lot of comedy .", "i thought fat twats were a good thing ...", "i gave up .", "i know so would love it .", "i just got rid of my over priced fishes .", "i 'm a bread winner .", "i will see my reflection and look like a twine wrapped tenderloin .", "i 'm going to need a source for that stat .", "i mean , have you played sims ?", "i want to work it out but my lack of patience is getting the best of me .", "i work the graveyard shift and thus has pulled me away from everyone including my so .", "i 'm not tech savvy so most of that went over my head .", "i want to see myself as the vixen", "i 've read that akon supplies rural african places electricity .", "i have never smoked a cigarrette in my life but did hit a hookah once .", "i used to be a fun , out going , party girl .", "i 'm not ugly .", "i 'm glad you were his reason , op .", "i was just his safety net .", "i will be living by myself with no one nearby to help me .", "i 'll add pics at the end of the post .", "i live on east coast so , hit me up if you , too , stay up late !", "i was only mad about the veela girls ....", "i find it cheating if you need recreational drugs to be good at something .", "i found it more artistic than sexual .", "i should put some pics up with a non padded bra for better reference", "i 'm so tired of it .", "i would 've thought it innovative until i realise there is nothing under those toes .", "i saw someone get turned away due to not registering .", "i too , like to go thrusting on my spare time .", "i got blown out of the water with this last statement .", "i lost weight before .", "i was never taught to not wear said color to it .", "i just do n't use it .", "i enjoyed the lamp people best .", "i work near prices corner and will be going to deltech in the spring .", "i 'm getting a bit nervous ...", "i want to stay on a $ 500-$700 range , if possible .", "i say it to men who are flirting with me and are laying the compliments extra thick .", "i want to see if i can find some more for her .", "i 'm not very good at chaining , i have all those characters maxed out level wise .", "i was heavy into smut .", "i would still beat my kid .", "i love it !", "i have no taste if i find it kinda artistic ." ]
[ "she loves me ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! i know that this subreddit is usually filled pain , anguish and regret , but i 'm literally having the best day of my life ! it 's been a very lonely journey , but those sad days are over . i need to tell someone , but i can not . not just yet at least . until then , let me share this great news with all of you ...." ]
[ "luckiest_man_alive" ]
//www.youtube.com / watch?v = s - cbol96rfm . give her a slow dance .
HellsLamia
[ "i miss my wife", "i ’m sorry but i ’m thinking of her all night as well", "i would have coffee with you on my day off .", "i ’m so sorry that you feel this way i sure hope that you feel better soon", "i think this is beautiful from the heart of a taurus ! !", "i am , what ’s your sign ?", "i want you to stay", "i love you e", "i miss you my wife i love you goodnight", "i miss my wife", "i dreamed about hugging my wife recently though she is gone .", "i know it was your sister who really caused most of this and i forgive her .", "i feel discarded and rough .", "i ’m really sorry everything will be ok", "i ’m here eb waiting", "i wish my decade long friendship does n’t end", "i hope you sort it out and find happiness", "i think about you always e", "i hope my current wife knows this and that i love her with every part of existence my beautiful sagittarius", "i personally think sagittarius are awesome .", "i miss my wife i hope she has n’t moved on", "i ’d work every day for my wife if she ’d give me a chance", "i did in my heart i hope she received the msg", "i know a lot of people who got a divorce and are very sad and want the same person back", "i hope you feel better soon", "i ’m waiting as long as i can until i ’m out of trouble with the person that i love", "i hope you find the love of your life", "i ’m sorry i get you take a deep breath and rest", "i ghosted my wife", "i ’m not cheating on her .", "i hope you find the energy .", "i need her love but she ’s gone", "i ’m here fore you my name starts with b is your middle name j", "i ’m so sorry", "i ’m there too what ’s wrong", "i hope everything gets better for you", "i hope this is a beautiful sagittarius woman from texas that i need in my life", "i hope you sort it out and find happiness", "i ’m so sorry that you feel this way i sure hope that you feel better soon", "i wish my wife would come visit me", "i ’m an earth sign and i love my sagittarius .", "i personally think sagittarius are awesome .", "i hope you are happy", "i miss you to", "i really do n’t think i ’m going to make it .", "i checked the county as we were married and lived in still no divorce filed .", "i know we can mend our lives together .", "i check every day to see if she ’s divorcing me .", "i ’m an earth sign and i love my sagittarius .", "i dreamed about hugging my wife recently though she is gone .", "i know we can restore it all ! ! !", "i ’m here eb waiting", "i did in my heart i hope she received the msg", "i need her love but she ’s gone", "i miss my wife i hope she has n’t moved on", "i want you to stay", "i ’m sorry i get you take a deep breath and rest", "i ’m trying and i love you eb", "i miss my wife ejb", "i would take my ex back in a heartbeat ejb", "i miss her too eb", "i am , what ’s your sign ?", "i do feel the same ejb you are enough", "i hope she is still out there for me.i wear our ring every single day .", "i ’m here i stopped now rely on me a little all i want to do is pay you back", "i would have coffee with you on my day off .", "i wish my decade long friendship does n’t end", "i want to be in your life", "i love you and only you and soon hopefully will find her way back to each other .", "i think this is beautiful from the heart of a taurus ! !", "i miss you to", "i care if you were my sagittarius out there i am here your a taurus .", "i notice you eb my sagittarius senpai", "i miss my wife i hope she knows that too", "i miss her too eb", "i hope you can find love through your pain", "i hope we can find each other again someday .", "i ’m so sorry", "i hope my current wife knows this and that i love her with every part of existence my beautiful sagittarius", "i miss you ejb", "i hope we can find each other again someday .", "i remember doing this for my wife eb maybe someday soon we can reunite", "i wish my wife would come visit me", "i hope this is a beautiful sagittarius woman from texas that i need in my life", "i ’m here i stopped now rely on me a little all i want to do is pay you back", "i ’m trying and i love you eb", "i love you too my wife", "i hope my wife feels this way except the banging people part because i ’m not", "i hope you can find love through your pain", "i miss you my wife i love you goodnight", "i hope my wife does n’t feel this way", "i have been there it ’s called a rut ...", "i hope you ’re happy tonight and for the rest of your life", "i ’ve lost everything and still love her .", "i hope my wife feels this way except the banging people part because i ’m not", "i love you e", "i have been there it ’s called a rut ...", "i care if you were my sagittarius out there i am here your a taurus .", "i think about you always e", "i hope you find somebody that makes you happy" ]
[ "tonight i fall asleep alone . nothing of value comes without risk . i am but a stray dog , waiting to be fed . i yearn for a goodnight , a gesture of consideration . but my bed , it lies silent , only a void to keep me warm . oh how i scream in my head for your attention . but my lips , silent . my eyes , tired . i sleep alone tonight ." ]
[ "Throw_me_away29" ]
if you were e and you wanted me home i ’d come home
lostatlonestarstate
[ "i can imagine ...", "i am so sick of hair .. period ." ]
[ "people in train stations / airports who push their bags into you , fuck you ! i was walking in ample space at the train station the other day , and some group of people somehow with literally yards of space managed to ram their suitcase over my foot . fuck them ! i stood and looked at them and said \" watch what you 're doing ! \" they looked sorry , but fuck them ." ]
[ "denizenz" ]
u r mean .. if it was not intentional .. why create the drama ?
FranBeard
[ "i also want getting much affection .", "i think cats are happier with toys then being killed by wild animals or cars", "i am opposed to rape .", "i think a person in a overalls with nothing else is super sexy", "i ve never encountered poo in any of my anal adventures", "i guess two doggy years would make it old enough in human years", "i bought my yugiown cards from a flea market in china town", "i was a regular n the ozy and millie fan forum at the time .", "i 've seen the tapes", "i think you messed up your post", "i do n't see anything wrong with your behaviour .", "i 've done it .", "i am not all happy by getting blown by a man at the walgreens", "i 've trained bunnies", "i am speaking about muslilms in the uk", "i 'm not a pedo", "i would text for a few days at the least when i was on tinder", "i am glad one of you are being honest .", "i know what i saw and i saw no wrong", "i think if i was the dm i would get to his story after the main one concluded", "i m about as gay as you can be while fucking a woman", "i am not talking legally because those laws are unjust", "i have rabbits .", "i thought they said they would n't do time travel", "i never thought that", "i say what everybody thinks", "i liked how it actually had few supernatural elements .", "i do it to make her happy", "i got them put in my nose during wrestling", "i like dark humor", "i m pretty sure she was in on it", "i 've never had an issue sitting while , wearing one .", "i just have a job with lots of down time", "i wish i was allowed to adopt", "i also did pretty much everything around the house because she was lazy", "i liked how she assumed men are only at the mall because they were forced to come .", "i stopped caring what people though about my looks", "i do n't see the problem .", "i 'm you do n't like seeing something do n't look", "i have but they never said they were a human cat .", "i know where i 'm putting that strawberry yogurt", "i 'm not barley but i might use that name for my next dnd character", "i 've never noticed anybody giving a shit when i eat alone", "i think i figured out the reason you are attracted to fritz", "i hope she does n't notice", "i said i like her daughter .", "i do n't remember her saying they would have never moved if it was n't for unexpected reasons", "i 'm pretty sure it was also scrutinized in india", "i like ponies and still get laid", "i display a bunch of stuffed animals in my living room .", "i right swiped a person with no bio and only had pics of her eyes .", "i assume it is n't just a reprint of the comics of that arc , but an origially story", "i , am very smart", "i am , so offended i choose to not look at the hate speech again", "i thought you were done stalking me", "i thought this was pod racing", "i m a puppy not a furry", "i remember a video about drug dealers chasing kids trying to give them free drugs .", "i would n't finger a dog .", "i like the part where you just make stuff up and pretend it has a basis in reality", "i 'm not delusional i 'm a puppy", "i remember a video about drug dealers chasing kids trying to give them free drugs .", "i , was jerking off to that when i was 11", "i was agreeing with you", "i m a penis doctor", "i d make disagreeing with me a felony", "i do nt see more then 12 bucks unless its a fancy place .", "i think they managed to do it without anybody finding out", "i was dropped as a baby when my dad was rocking me to sleep .", "i have two pictures of me holding dogs that are n't mine .", "i do n't know .", "i find the 09s to be a good choice", "i 'm not falling for this line again .", "i love the trump babyfur .", "i do n't thinking fucking people who are passed out is a hook up norm for most people", "i am not into birds .", "i do n't douche", "i m just judging on what i can see .", "i typically have sex with adult humans", "i 'm not a furry", "i have been wanting to do a pizza making event .", "i 'm glad for the claerification .", "i 'm not a furry", "i see no mention of rape", "i just pour the sauce in while the noodles are boiling", "i did n't say i did it with my mom", "i understand the words .", "i bet you ca n't", "i bought home made lemonade from craigslist and it was safe .", "i am aware of that", "i am all about consent", "i 'm not this autistic", "i do nt see what problem with that is", "i ca n't grab him .", "i think this is actually his cousin who huffed too much paint as a child", "i have to put my fitbit in my shoes or i will leave it home", "i am not even sure", "i 've been trying to eat one fruit meal a day .", "i 've seen more rabbits in cities then in rural areas", "i can see him going places once he refines his craft" ]
[ "i hate living alone . in the past year , i have had several homes filled with faces i was blessed to come home to . but now , i wake up in an empty apartment , go to work , and then come back to the same empty space . i 'm okay on my own , but i 've never actually been by myself like this before ." ]
[ "maekhen" ]
when you live alone there is nobody to judge you for pounding on in the living room while eating a pizza
Corgiwiggle
[ "i spend the whole time scrolling through adding to my list . pick a favorite ?", "i am 100 % going to use his previous party pictures in the future ! !", "i mean how interesting are you because i get bored easily � �" ]
[ "sometimes i really hate reddit . like when you post something and the first thing that happens is someone downvotes it . damning it to never be seen by anyone else . and like- why ? ? if i knew why things were downvoted it might be easier , but it can just really sting ." ]
[ "ArcticAlbatro55" ]
yess ! like my first damn post that i was really hoping would get some traction � � oh well it still felt good to get it off my chest � � � � ‍ ♀ ️
fake17tillUmake17
[ "i would totally tip it over", "i would totally tip it over" ]
[ "sometimes i really hate reddit . like when you post something and the first thing that happens is someone downvotes it . damning it to never be seen by anyone else . and like- why ? ? if i knew why things were downvoted it might be easier , but it can just really sting ." ]
[ "ArcticAlbatro55" ]
maybe your stuff is downvoted because it wallows in self pity ... that ’s why i down vote your stuff !
Jstarandomguy
[ "i agree . fuck that person .", "i 'm truly sorry .", "i know i made her smile that day .", "i applaud you .", "i loved getting to chally by cleaving only to get rofl stomped .", "i thought when you said you loved me you meant it too .", "i can see a light in your eyes .", "i agree with that , do n't worry i 'm a bitter seed too haha", "i enjoyed this thanks for sharing .", "i ca nt wait till the day i wake up and forget you exist", "i d rip wallet very hard", "i m with you on the price point , hopefully it is n't too outrageous x )", "i remember buying cards and not having anyone to play with .", "i ca nt wait for the day i wake up and find out you 're dead", "i feel retarded because you said name not username lmao yeah let me be hahaha made my night", "i like hazelnuts .", "i really hope you get what you wanted , i know it could never be me ." ]
[ "sometimes i really hate reddit . like when you post something and the first thing that happens is someone downvotes it . damning it to never be seen by anyone else . and like- why ? ? if i knew why things were downvoted it might be easier , but it can just really sting ." ]
[ "ArcticAlbatro55" ]
all these platforms are engineered to promote group think . if your opinion goes against the current then you 're demoralised . just keep your head up .
dontletmebeabother
[ "i would argue that adhd is not inherently a negative conditions .", "i 'm sure you 're political beliefs are just as nuanced as your views on islam", "i know this i surrealistic , but i 'd love to see you have a conversation with michael brooks .", "i wonder if this would work for me ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
i 'm sure you 're political beliefs are just as nuanced as your views on islam
jewcrew88
[ "i am waiting for the next pump .", "i use duos as a robinhood backup .", "i bet all the smegma could fool her .", "i trust paper ballots mailed to me , more than i trust digital polling machines .", "i do n't like having a cock that feels like a morning star .", "i 'd love a little in - n - out with the burger queen .", "i am you , you are me , we alllll just ennneerrgy", "i do n't ride my bike anymore due to dog attacks .", "i feel like upnod gets me fewer mean mugs .", "i love steam controller for skyrim , everything else , no so much .", "i love my swamp cooler .", "i just bought a new psu , two weeks ago .", "i thought felons could n't travel into canada .", "i 'm pretty sure it was a cruise missile .", "i 'll go with black coffee .", "i would love to have that as a green house .", "i can play this song too .", "i 'll make that correction .", "i tried my hand at burning an image of satan on some scrap wood .", "i 'd say mid to late 90s .", "i want baklava again .", "i hrm noth ahn ahnimrrhr ! \"", "i 've been playing odyssey through projectstream beta !", "i tried to make it dry .", "i knew someone who lost 18k in a bust .", "i was too freaked out by his aggressiveness to take my hands off the wheel and record his plate .", "i never noticed the alien babies before .", "i know , but reddit upvotes pedantic comments .", "i love that feeling when you get past the knuckles :3", "i have best results with hst during veg .", "i hated the animation , but the writing really carried it .", "i just see a bookshelf on a train , i have to know who those books belong to .", "i will never forget .", "i love my convertible tornado .", "i 'm hunting , looking for a come up .", "i like gen - hydro system .", "i 'm pretty sure they are a shittruck country , since dubai has no sewer system .", "i 'm the same way , eat a lot do n't gain weight .", "i stopped when they made origin .", "i literally said it 's superior .", "i understood that .", "i 'm depressed that the facts are percieved as shitty by 31 % of people , in the us .", "i see lumpy space princess has her own line of cloths now .", "i asked the op the same question .", "i use the word a couple times a year when i encounter those lumbering piles of redundant protoplasm .", "i 've seen that guy driving a like a douche outa hell around town .", "i am cleaning inventory first person to message me will get a copy .", "i down voted you because i have no idea what doms is .", "i get hour or so drop a few times a year .", "i never knew camera shaking did that much to acting .", "i keep a spare key in the underbody of my vehicle .", "i hate that , ' merge behind me i was first ' , mentality .", "i think it 's more based on desert shores than palmdale .", "i ca n't believe they did this to me .", "i wish i could get one of these , and legally use it .", "i pranked you pretty good , huh ?", "i am so confused .", "i feel validated now .", "i ca n't stand listening to family drama , regardless of family cohesion dichotomies .", "i wish i had chemicals , heating and cooling takes hours !", "i love that line .", "i have my force field engaged hoomans", "i bet they are paid by wapo", "i hate when i 'm sick and mine malfunctions .", "i have similar box of nasties on my counter .", "i 'm not into that chemical shit .", "i hope its garlic , then it would be delicious .", "i accidentally a word , but i 'm pretty sure most people read it as speculum .", "i am the one going here , why did i even pose such an ignorant question .", "i thought they were aiming at a human centipede .", "i live near those fields .", "i get it now , rose bud .", "i shall sow my field of fucks with it .", "i used mac from system 7.1 to os 10.6 .", "i want my meat bathed charcoal smokiness when i eat bbq .", "i prefer my ' pruno ' to store bought generic beers .", "i like how the dog drools intensely in anticipation of the spray .", "i 'm up from 118 when i was 28 .", "i 've never had that happen .", "i am terribly curious .", "i 'm going to do some experimentation with swedish metal .", "i perceive it as a color .", "i do n't remember , can you post source ?", "i 've never thrown up when a little vape juice gets in my mouth .", "i personally enjoyed the elevators , and the news you would hear in them .", "i ate whatever i could get for free .", "i 'm not into baby play tents .", "i trust apple more to protect my security .", "i actively avoid them .", "i 'd get 10,000 pennies and my trusty slingshot .", "i wonder what it looks like now .", "i just cut hole in a squeaky toy when the urges become unbearable .", "i do n't care who did it , i 'd pay a lot of money for it now .", "i 'm waiting for .19 - .23 dip", "i love the daimler w124 bonnet .", "i sleep on my stomach , the whole world is my blanket .", "i 'd of called it cable layers .", "i still have an original playstation controller , without the dual - shocks .", "i fooled by your outside , and your insides were nutty and hard .", "i 'm gon na swing trade them no matter where they go ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
i disagree with all religion .
VentingSalmon
[ "i just applied , doneidan .", "i 'm melting .", "i 'll let you choose .", "i hope it translates .", "i 'm from america .", "i think you mean , steal the recipe for seminole fire water .", "i wish i knew if it was better to go with the event or for the regular summons when rerolling", "i guess technically his name could mean he tires less than others , not not at all .", "i think you meant cnn .", "i 'm packing my bags and taking a pen .", "i could n't hear you over your teams lack of relevance .", "i still am impressed they based \" what 's eating gilbert \" grape off of your life .", "i see you chose package 3 of the condescending liberal starter pack starter pack .", "i thought it was a light hearted response , but not necessarily sarcastic .", "i 'd rather take whatever rb falls to the second", "i have to sew junk pockets in my jeans so it downs trail out the bottom .", "i 'm level 82 and very active , have discord , yada yada .", "i thought his name was # sashi'sbtch", "i want a huge trade for the first pick , then guice connor or landry .", "i prefer this : . more football .", "i think that 's what they think it means", "i 'd rather support american jobs .", "i vote we call it a geckling .", "i 'll tell him exactly where he can put it .", "i ve heard rg 3 as well , but not in a good way .", "i know right ?", "i dunno , can he use booster money to hire players in the nfl too ?", "i guess we will just have to give back our record high economy and drastically our way flipped nafta .", "i 've seen 1 , almost anything including 2 would be preferable .", "i would but your just so dumb .", "i 'm not the one with an absolutism .", "i guess it 's better than voting for the congress party who opposed abolition ... look it up", "i wish we never started doing it ...", "i guess some grad school student skipped their middle school writing class at uf .", "i see china is invisible on the donkeys side huh .", "i thought stewart scott died ?", "i do n't know how many people it would take to force me to go there .", "i thought meal prepping was just inedible healthy crap ?", "i 'll let you know when i see news media , and not thinly veiled propaganda .", "i mean , everyone knows that right ?", "i 'm scared to click the link .", "i want the one in half mile when the tactile transmittable psychedelics kick in on those joggers .", "i 'm more concerned about the pale whiney babies under it .", "i ca n't think of a single political ideology that has n't had leaders do that .", "i not only do n't care , idgaf .", "i thought meyer was banned for a game .", "i can tell you right now they need to add a trade likelihood modifier to this .", "i get them confused .", "i prefer incivolent .", "i can only get so erect", "i 'll just let you stay blissful .", "i thought \" broad ' was sexist ?", "i lich it alot .", "i guess they are lowering the standards of \" by far \" now .", "i guess we will just have to build a wall then .", "i think when it becomes time to really change it .", "i think haslem cares what the media thinks .", "i 'd prefer \" unweedable \" .", "i 've just started rune upgrading", "i dunno , is n't that a little underhanded of him ?" ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam", "that 's ok , because once you read the quran , you find out islam hates you .", "the quran hates everything except sex with children and murder" ]
[ "tundrahedron", "darlingknight27", "legustus" ]
well , do n't forget a rock in a tent .
darlingknight27
[ "i do n’t want to hear it all game long", "i ’m debating going", "i thought it was so terrible", "i thought we all knew this", "i ’m trying very hard to like them for her .", "i like kit better", "i think his “ point ” was just blowing smoke up his ass", "i think i know her too", "i ’m having trouble not imagining klay thompson on this team and getting excited", "i do n’t trust that he ’s confident", "i wish i could be that ref and throw his ass out � �", "i ’m disabled .", "i ’ll see ya there ;)", "i was this way until i prayed to god and accepted what jesus did for me for the first time", "i hope ben and jo are n’t getting salty that it ’s now their team now and start sucking", "i was agreeing with you", "i ’m not the one being judgy", "i prayed to jesus for the first time and instantly life was forever changed for the better", "i do n’t expect them to .", "i really fucking hate her", "i was skeptical but please give it a try !", "i guess i know for the future .", "i love asmr and will give you a like", "i felt this way .", "i ca n’t stand people like you", "i hope you never talk to her again", "i just want to know who thought spinelli was a good idea", "i ’d say i ’m sad but i ’d be a liar .", "i love my little guy", "i hope that they have sixers fans chant trust the process- but only at certain points .", "i ’ve yet to hear you guys say where he is wrong , just you getting emotional over it ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam", "that 's ok , because once you read the quran , you find out islam hates you ." ]
[ "tundrahedron", "darlingknight27" ]
the quran hates everything except sex with children and murder
legustus
[ "i just applied , doneidan .", "i 'm melting .", "i 'll let you choose .", "i hope it translates .", "i 'm from america .", "i think you mean , steal the recipe for seminole fire water .", "i wish i knew if it was better to go with the event or for the regular summons when rerolling", "i guess technically his name could mean he tires less than others , not not at all .", "i think you meant cnn .", "i 'm packing my bags and taking a pen .", "i could n't hear you over your teams lack of relevance .", "i still am impressed they based \" what 's eating gilbert \" grape off of your life .", "i see you chose package 3 of the condescending liberal starter pack starter pack .", "i thought it was a light hearted response , but not necessarily sarcastic .", "i 'd rather take whatever rb falls to the second", "i have to sew junk pockets in my jeans so it downs trail out the bottom .", "i 'm level 82 and very active , have discord , yada yada .", "i thought his name was # sashi'sbtch", "i want a huge trade for the first pick , then guice connor or landry .", "i prefer this : . more football .", "i think that 's what they think it means", "i 'd rather support american jobs .", "i vote we call it a geckling .", "i 'll tell him exactly where he can put it .", "i ve heard rg 3 as well , but not in a good way .", "i know right ?", "i dunno , can he use booster money to hire players in the nfl too ?", "i guess we will just have to give back our record high economy and drastically our way flipped nafta .", "i 've seen 1 , almost anything including 2 would be preferable .", "i would but your just so dumb .", "i 'm not the one with an absolutism .", "i guess it 's better than voting for the congress party who opposed abolition ... look it up", "i wish we never started doing it ...", "i guess some grad school student skipped their middle school writing class at uf .", "i see china is invisible on the donkeys side huh .", "i thought stewart scott died ?", "i do n't know how many people it would take to force me to go there .", "i thought meal prepping was just inedible healthy crap ?", "i 'll let you know when i see news media , and not thinly veiled propaganda .", "i mean , everyone knows that right ?", "i 'm scared to click the link .", "i want the one in half mile when the tactile transmittable psychedelics kick in on those joggers .", "i 'm more concerned about the pale whiney babies under it .", "i ca n't think of a single political ideology that has n't had leaders do that .", "i not only do n't care , idgaf .", "i thought meyer was banned for a game .", "i can tell you right now they need to add a trade likelihood modifier to this .", "i get them confused .", "i prefer incivolent .", "i can only get so erect", "i 'll just let you stay blissful .", "i thought \" broad ' was sexist ?", "i lich it alot .", "i guess they are lowering the standards of \" by far \" now .", "i guess we will just have to build a wall then .", "i think when it becomes time to really change it .", "i think haslem cares what the media thinks .", "i 'd prefer \" unweedable \" .", "i 've just started rune upgrading", "i dunno , is n't that a little underhanded of him ?" ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
that 's ok , because once you read the quran , you find out islam hates you .
darlingknight27
[ "i 'd fuck all of you in the nose , with consent of course .", "i 've found that iced coffee really helps me .", "i 'm hard now ....", "i want my dudes one color , no half - n - half poop cock !", "i love a good a - cog joke !", "i killed fitty nigerian warlords !", "i am here to keep you company ! !", "i 'm feeling all sad and stuff .... what should i do ? ?", "i 've upvoted this same meme at least 4 times today .", "i just punch him and walk away , have you tried that ?", "i 'd eat her toes off one by one .", "i will be using this image every time someone says i have to do anything .", "i 'm gon na lick it", "i hate cav mains , therefore i hate you .", "i hope you g- * burrrrrp * get banned for reposting this .", "i love you gawfiewd", "i hope you g- * burrrrrp * get banned for reposting this .", "i found out from south park lol , kinda cool though .", "i 'll see if it 'll help .", "i 'd highly recommend trying", "i fucking hate it when these white men wo n't cut their nails ....", "i would blame elmer fud", "i thought that was the horses asshole oh fuck", "i would really like some more shinies that are n't green", "i want to live my life with this girl .", "i can hear this in my head", "i 've looked up overwatch pictures at least 5 times this week , holy shit .", "i 'd eat her toes off one by one .", "i am in wait to read a script , good sir .", "i met this one girl named jedi_bay .", "i know it is n't , but i always see her as the firekeeper from dark souls 3 .", "i had no idea ! ! !", "i 'm talking about hands .", "i 'm spending my 4th year alone on halloween .", "i ca n't even motivate myself to play videogames .", "i swear , is that major armstrong ? ?", "i 'm slowly starting to dislike how basic fire force is becoming story and character wise", "i 'd honestly go on a date with a nug", "i wish i got fucking refunded for my hard work", "i am here to keep you company ! !", "i make these jokes all the time � � lol !", "i 'm a senior in high school .", "i 'm slowly starting to dislike how basic fire force is becoming story and character wise", "i do n't know what the fuck to do .", "i have n't played echo or blitz in ranked since the season started", "i suppose that 's the beauty of american , opinions can be said freely .", "i need some advice , quick .", "i just pissed my fucking pants", "i 'm sure he 'll love it !", "i do shit like this all the time cause i get bored", "i hate the anime , but i love the art work !", "i do n't know how to make this a joke without getting bombarded by down votes .", "i 'd highly recommend trying", "i suppose that 's the beauty of american , opinions can be said freely .", "i do n't know how to make this a joke without getting bombarded by down votes .", "i reread this comment like 20 times trying to figure out what the hell you were trying to say", "i 'm from new jersey .", "i have 1 gig internet speeds , and i have n't had this until the last few days .", "i 'm from new jersey .", "i must hone my skills in the way of fps titles ...", "i love this image", "i 'm using this for so many memes now , thank you for the inspiration !", "i thought it meant minecraft", "i prefer the term \" midget \"", "i think that 's how it works", "i had no idea ! ! !", "i hope you g- * burrrrrp * get banned for reposting this .", "i have none � �", "i reread this comment like 20 times trying to figure out what the hell you were trying to say", "i just beat off till i enjoy myself", "i only care about how she keeps her hair so perfect in a time like this .", "i ca n't tell and it 's bothering me cause it 's all i can look at", "i think more gold 's and blacks in there", "i ve watched it 2 times over at this point ...", "i do shit like this all the time cause i get bored", "i 'm glad your a little bit happier today � �", "i have n't played echo or blitz in ranked since the season started", "i 'd rather not see the same post multiple times an hour .", "i 've looked up overwatch pictures at least 5 times this week , holy shit .", "i 'm so tired of being sad , i want to change .", "i need more drugs .", "i m in love , but not necessarily enjoying where life has brought me .", "i think that 's how it works", "i also had this , but everyone was jumping from 30 to 2000 + every few seconds .", "i am a lonely person in general , so it 's weird being home alone all day long .", "i 'm glad your a little bit happier today � �", "i ca n't recommend china illinois enough .", "i as well get the nausea pretty bad .", "i as well get the nausea pretty bad .", "i hate halloween .", "i ve watched it 2 times over at this point ...", "i want to find another girl to date , or maybe just find a good book or tv show .", "i 've found that iced coffee really helps me .", "i literally jumped when i saw them pop out !", "i tried making a new account to test it out )", "i love how quick things get reposted on reddit .", "i ca n't tell and it 's bothering me cause it 's all i can look at", "i came in my pants", "i would blame elmer fud", "i even experimented by changing my entire schedule for a day ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
i strongly laughed at how blunt this post was . but yeah , they 're kinda dum dum boom boom over there .
PlobGnarTheGnarShnar
[ "i 'm time !", "i 'm interested !", "i could watch these all day .", "i apologize , i did n't know i could make refunded posts .", "i hope you guys like it , and i 'm open to interpretations / feedback .", "i feel like this is what you get when people start calling every little thing a hate crime .", "i need to play this one , i 've heard nothing butt good things .", "i did n't know about that subreddit !", "i thought bilingual meant that they speak 2 languages ?", "i love existential crises for some reason .", "i 'll let you interpret it .", "i wanna hear a very faint and echo - y electric zoo sample in there somewhere", "i 'm all for it !", "i 'm just saying ... look out bruh .", "i said what i said .", "i 'm not disagreeing , i just want to know how you can know that .", "i 'll be sure to contact the mods next time .", "i started drawing again .", "i did n't know there was more than one .", "i can cancel before that time , right ?", "i mean , we can donate our organs .", "i apologize , i meant 3 days early .", "i 'm crossing my fingers for the xfl to make a comeback .", "i 'm on there now , most of it is corporate stuff .", "i 've applied to a few places but no luck yet .", "i know it 's fucked up , but like ... probably should n't of bullied me ....", "i think it counts haha .", "i verified everything and deposited $ 5 .", "i enjoy being out in nature and the heat never bothered me .", "i 'm gon na go against the grain here and say the second one .", "i only smoke optimos when i wanna be a baller .", "i 'm literally time !", "i ca n't wait for these memes to somehow be relevent one day .", "i call royal jester , i call it .", "i think that would be considered an act of war .", "i 've always wondered ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
have you considered why you hate islam ?
sisternancy94
[ "i sell stickers online", "i just bring my tablet with and play old school runescape on it .", "i think you have a severe intellectual deficit .", "i see no pabst beer tho", "i think you are confusing me with the op .", "i want to help making cancer treatments available to everyone .", "i was the tank top .", "i ’ll watch it with you in spirit .", "i just imagine how salty people get when you troll them .", "i ’d like to use this , if that ’s okay with you .", "i ’m not laughing at his depression .", "i ’m addicted to rust .", "i do n’t think hector salamanca should become president of the us .", "i afk in league of legends games and watch the people get mad .", "i ’d like david attenborough to read this post to me .", "i ’m sorry for your loss .", "i ’m graduating in 2 months .", "i ’m up to 3hrs / day .", "i ’m dutch .", "i ’m here for an internship .", "i mean ... * what ’s the worst that could happen ?", "i wish cancer upon those whom abuse dogs ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
better delete this before the reddit justice police comes to downvote your post and ban you from this place
AudiA7T
[ "i do n't understand .", "i 've got no idea where my wallet is .", "i do n't think you understand autism .", "i do n't understand .", "i 'm in nz so probably ca n't really play with you .", "i use plenty of racist terms in a non - racist context .", "i do n't think it 's unified .", "i like what i 've seen of danish cinema so far .", "i guess it 's possible .", "i think we 're getting somewhere .", "i remember when i used to like cracked .", "i ca n't see how someone could find it shallow .", "i thought ignoring the last time you said this would be enough .", "i do n't see the point .", "i much prefer the originals with the exploration and maze - like maps .", "i think you 're in the wrong sub .", "i 'm impressed the ai tried , anyway .", "i love not knowing how it pans out and just exploring at the start .", "i prefer sitting back on the couch .", "i really doubt that .", "i 'm sure it 's all downhill from here .", "i 'm still friends with exes and do n't want to hurt them .", "i ca n't see how someone could find it shallow .", "i do n't think you can really count this when they just have different discounts on them .", "i like them .", "i do n't see it as a competition between them .", "i want it to be a fallout game .", "i did n't say he was n't .", "i closed another tab and was still thinking about what people were talking about there .", "i really doubt there was .", "i 'm fine with it .", "i like enough of a tummy that they 're warm and comfortable to spoon .", "i think dennis is really just into woman as partners^^^^^^^/victims .", "i 'd rather just never go near the us again .", "i 'm a pretty big pc gamer , it just does n't ring a bell .", "i 've tried it .", "i 'd have thought it was common sense that advertising a sale price overrides the price tag .", "i do n't , but musicians perform for no pay at times .", "i did n't mean the viewer .", "i ca n't think of anyone so it 's probably me .", "i do n't think he 's going for edgy , he 's just going for a joke .", "i want some lovecraft shit .", "i use a lot of citrus in cooking if that counts .", "i do n't want to have to worry about the battery .", "i guess because he was 13 and teenagers are thick as fuck .", "i remembered it but it did n't have a lasting impact .", "i 'm not american but is n't this what that gun law thing is meant to be about ?", "i 'd immediately get too attached to take it anywhere else .", "i did n't say other countries do n't have shitty pasts .", "i do n't even know what the things in the picture are .", "i only really know the one .", "i just do n't think bethesda can make a good rpg .", "i do n't .", "i do n't eat any animals for ethical reasons .", "i 'm guessing people have never tasted it because it 's very different to modern bananas .", "i fucking love it .", "i still would .", "i got the impression they were protesting against all muslims , not just the ones who do that stuff .", "i refused to take blame except for putting it there and then making her laugh .", "i do n't know who to believe in here .", "i love it .", "i do n't know this song .", "i 'm all for watching the world burn but we should be happy going into it :)", "i do n't get it , eh .", "i prefer new vegas .", "i do n't want to have to talk to fucking people .", "i thought i was sitting at 38 % but apparently at some point , i pushed it above 42 .", "i do n't think it 's gamers who 'd care about it , it 's his fans .", "i 'm mostly water so i guess that .", "i 've only been once and i do n't remember it being too bad .", "i hope spain has summary executions for this kind of thing .", "i 'm either rich or die .", "i assume there 's a decent way to report this pervert ?", "i 'm not sure whether you 're op or not because op bitched out and deleted the thing .", "i have n't seen any others but then i 'm only paying passing attention to this shit .", "i guess it varies from person to person then .", "i 'd rather that than no security .", "i could get behind that .", "i 'm just saying that job would let you play early .", "i was n't a fan of anything they did .", "i 'm not really a fan of cradle of filth but a lot of their lyrics .", "i think the cowbell one is the only one i 've seen so i guess that .", "i think you 're in the wrong sub .", "i got really invested in it and was upset when they lost the ball down the hole .", "i ca n't believe she 's still working there .", "i 'm heading there anyway , it 'd just be nice to have the $ 20k .", "i do n't know , i actually think that 's pretty good .", "i like to keep things tidy for guests .", "i 'm on there because my friends and family send me funny things .", "i 've only played the pc version .", "i like the idea of it but i need someone else to motivate me to go out .", "i thought i was sitting at 38 % but apparently at some point , i pushed it above 42 .", "i think that 's about it .", "i think you 've just outed yourself .", "i 'm not from europe or asia .", "i watched the first two fairly recently .", "i was in that place at your age too .", "i 'm surprised it did n't kill you .", "i use both words with fair frequency , though .", "i was wondering why that would be posted on r / gaming but that sub is a total shithole ." ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
disagreeing and hate are very different things .
MyApterousAngel
[ "i 'd say he did well ; better than i would have", "i 'd post to r / dogs .", "i 'd take that from you ...", "i believe soccer came first .", "i got ta ask ; how old is he ?", "i 'm in ma .", "i 'd guess your assessment they have n't been using it is incorrect", "i ’m dr . rachel herrmann .", "i 've seen chad", "i ca n't seem to find it ...", "i ’ve driven cab but my woman got on the bus i was driving .", "i 'd bet i 'm missing a joke but dvd is still alive", "i was just thinking now we need to bring our own bed sheets !", "i think they like it because it 's smooth ; nothing in nature is that smooth", "i 'm in the us and ca n't get it out of my head lately because of trump", "i 'd rather make it so you ca n't have your own biological kid until you adopt one .", "i remember those tricycles", "i have to ask ; roughly how much is the rent ?", "i 'm sorry , but if you have the time would you explain please ?", "i had a mutt that would howl whenever i played roy orbison", "i hate when cakes do that , makes em hard to frost", "i mean , it does imply , ' probably not , tho ... ' .", "i believe there 's more youtube", "i , i do n't know where to begin ...", "i was born in ' 63 and my family has color photos from before then .", "i 'll go a different route and say a league of their own and thelma and louise", "i would n't consume it .", "i was thinking of this", "i did n't say that at all .", "i just do n't see the point in talking about the \" good old days . \"", "i knew it 'd be something like that but was curious for the details .", "i thought so too but do n't clydesdale 's have ' hairy ' hooves ?", "i 'd post to r / coastguard and see what they say", "i m not an attorney , but i 'd suggest you consult a family attorney to protect your child", "i love summer on the highway", "i did n't get the impression the metoo posts did n't include domestic violence , fwiw", "i click the link and nothing happens ; maybe posting is \" too difficult \" for you", "i need more of this ; please !", "i want some of that iv mistletoe someone else mentioned ...", "i have so many questions ...", "i left smu for umass amherst ; attended for 4 years", "i wish all women would stop wearing makeup .", "i ’ve been telling people you sharpen with a knife ; is that correct ?", "i 'll guess ; biscuit dough cutter .", "i 'm embarrassed .", "i 'd stay .", "i do n't have kids .", "i 'm not a pt but am curious ; why do you have to run frequently ?", "i have issues with my pelvic muscles , sometimes leading to painful cramping .", "i disagree with that person .", "i got 404 - with a running horse", "i suck today , sorry", "i disagree with catdude142 .", "i 'm old .", "i 'd like more on this comment ... what do you mean ?", "i love ... cake .", "i see a duck", "i expected to see donna", "i ’ve seen it on twitter consistently since it was first reported .", "i 'm over 50 and pop in to see what 's changed / what 's still the same muhahahaha", "i feel your pain but check out the video humans need not apply ; the times they are a'changin .", "i meant they 've always been tabloid - ish", "i miss dtwof ...", "i remember those !", "i am not old enough to be a grandparent !", "i 'd assume whatever shoring they 'd done was washed away by the water .", "i feel for his loved ones , too but , wow", "i ’ve always wondered since everyone seems to be able to stand so straight on the sign .", "i just saw it in the window ...", "i 've seen threads there about adult children managing finances for their parents", "i used to like barbara .", "i hope you have healthy children ...", "i believe he was a marine .", "i 'd frame and hang it in my home so i 'm sure others would try to sell it .", "i 'm on mobile , dude , and they show as deleted for me .", "i 've been saying it for years .", "i 'd bet it was windy .", "i 've seen active duty support him but not too many veterans .", "i 'm sorry for your loss .", "i 'd say you 're at least average .", "i think he came running out from the overhang - thing", "i 'm not familiar with that as applied to a person .", "i 'm surprised no one mentioned dave chappelle .", "i would n't be surprised if it was poor diet .", "i believe the quote is actually : the love of money is the route of all evil .", "i think that 's a woman ; look at the hands .", "i noticed yesterday , @foxnews has n't tweeted since november 8th .", "i hiked it for the first time when i was 6 ...", "i saw it on t d too .", "i clicked in thinking it was a kid , 33 is n't a girl / boy", "i meant to mention chamber pot emptying , too !", "i 'm not a streamer but yeah go for it !", "i 'll be in eastern massachusetts ... should i bother putting on my eclipse glasses and looking up ?", "i 've since found out ; it technically means two doors on the ground level leading out .", "i hope this helps you as it has others , including myself :", "i need to know the chain of events", "i 'd never seen it", "i first saw it there but i 'm glad it 's here with explination ; i wondered what happened .", "i still eat them a couple times a year !", "i 'm over 50 and googling did n't help ; what 's fdt , please ?" ]
[ "i strongly hate islam . i strongly disagree with islam" ]
[ "tundrahedron" ]
there 's a subreddit for former believers , i forgot the exact name .
AtTheFirePit
[ "i do n't know why , but for some reason my love towards her was n't sexual .", "i just want to know what it 's like to be good looking .", "i have the latest antivirus software , but i am absolute certain that my computer is infected .", "i wish i were black .", "i want to be like those good looking people who do cool stuff .", "i have seen a lot of depressive posts in here .", "i can only imagine the answers to those questions .", "i just want a friend like her .", "i swear to god i 'm not exaggerating this .", "i wish i had known what the good old days were .", "i just want to vent .", "i think i just taste shit .", "i do n't think therapy is helping me .", "i 'm constantly worried that i will become the ' nice guys ' .", "i m terrible sorry , i mean i am a failure and i did n't accomplish anything .", "i know this sound really pathetic and creepy .", "i really do .", "i just thought of it and thought it was quite interesting .", "i only have money to buy a pc or an xbox , which one should i buy ?", "i feel guilty because i study aboard and my sister does n't .", "i have to let go .", "i feel like vomiting now .", "i guess i 'm going to be alone till the day i die .", "i just wish , i could be with her .", "i mean i do n't really know .", "i have been spending all night trying to figure out what 's wrong .", "i was disappointed that you 've tried .", "i really am .", "i do n't know what to do .", "i just wish i had done more .", "i only have enough money for a pc or an xbox , which one should i buy ?", "i wished i had the courage to unmask my fake image of coolness .", "i 'm sorry some of you did n't like it .", "i asked her to wear it for three days .", "i 'm sorry the post yesterday did n't help some of you guys .", "i never knew i am an addict .", "i have an intense hate towards myself .", "i wish i were n't a coward .", "i 'm indeed addicted to computer games .", "i would sacrifice a lot just to be with you .", "i think i got it from downloading game hacks .", "i think i should start with something for beginners .", "i know these thoughts are inappropriate and wrong .", "i have no clue what those commands mean .", "i chose one with 4k resolution .", "i went on youtube and checked out some top tier players like faker .", "i wish i can look like that when i do my own stuff .", "i just want to know if i should start another course , and learn more about programming first .", "i just think white girls are so much prettier than girls from other race .", "i now realised that i have an addiction , and that 's gaming .", "i genuinely never criticise my parents , i never even complain about anything .", "i guess he agrees with me .", "i wish i were somebody else .", "i hate it that i ca n't get a job , because my psychiatrists said that i ca n't .", "i have known that for a very long time .", "i have been in bronze v for a few years now .", "i just wish we can talk again .", "i just need to get this off my chest .", "i am just wondering and asking why .", "i feel like i should do more .", "i then proceed to click it .", "i really am .", "i know this sounds corny , but hang in there , do n't do anything stupid .", "i 'm quite anxious that i will become a ' nice ' guy when i meet a girl .", "i 've been thinking about you day and night for two years no .", "i do n't see any reason to downvote this .", "i just realized i have gaming addiction today .", "i do n't expect you to upvote this post or listen to me .", "i 'm sure you guys will have someone who cares about you and who you care about .", "i never realised this before .", "i am super worried that i wo n't catch up my school stuff .", "i just want to be stronger and tougher .", "i think white girls are the prettiest .", "i feel ashamed that i have mental illness and was suspended by my school because of it .", "i do n't want to think physical beauty does n't matter .", "i wish i had the courage to tell her that i think about her everyday .", "i just want that kali thing out of my computer , and that blue screen disappear .", "i used to have a friend who has tutorial class at midnight .", "i do n't know if i can do this any longer .", "i did try to follow some guides .", "i 'm worried that people will call me a spoiled brat .", "i always tell myself i can quit whenever i want , but i just realized i ca n't .", "i want to help others , but i literally ca n't , because i ca n't even help myself .", "i hope you guys like this short story .", "i thought it was impossible for a girl like her yo like me .", "i am not smart enough to comprehend why , or brave enough to make a conclusion .", "i just do n't know anymore .", "i 'm sorry .", "i feel useless and utterly pointless .", "i 'm not hating .", "i will see if my computer is still infected now .", "i do n't know why but i just wish i were good looking .", "i do n't know anymore .", "i just want you to know .", "i bought a kaspersky total security for it .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm just using it for free books btw .", "i feel like a loser because i ca n't get any date on tinder", "i 'm indeed very ignorant and foolish haha", "i 'm sorry ." ]
[ "if you are still a democrat .." ]
[ "umamba45" ]
please do n't hate . hatred blinds everyone . it consumes our energy , and it does n't make anyone 's life easier .
DavidTepper
[ "i hope things work out well for you as well :)", "i thought it would more likely be \" git off mama , yer crushing mah cigareetes \"", "i need a dick in my twat pronto .", "i should have told you to leave me alone then and there .", "i fucked that up .", "i should have known better , i really should have known better .", "i 'm sorry and thank you .", "i can tell you this , i will never forget /u / fluffypigpants", "i 've never really been with someone i really like who liked me back .", "i forgot that my post was all about you .", "i ca n't tell you how much i like you right now : )", "i 'd be rather wealthy if it were pounds instead of dollars .", "i 'm not sure why i wrote sympathy when i greatly prefer empathy .", "i 'll take you 're word for it .", "i know which one , but i 'll never tell .", "i think i 'm going to need a definition", "i would n't know , none of them have been man enough to tell me so .", "i like to think so sometimes :) . thanks for saying that though , i appreciate that :)", "i imagine he wanted to be a douchier version of hugh hefner , well in his own mind at least", "i missed that part .", "i dunno , pain just can be a lot of fun and a major turn on sometimes .", "i would date you :) . wait , i mean ;)", "i do n't want to say , it 's kind of a \" sex \" thing .", "i do n't think it was me , i 'm just painfully curious .", "i was really hoping you were referring to beiber fans", "i was totally oblivious .", "i do n't believe you .", "i love when that happens , what were you laughing about ?", "i met so many morons in college :( . college seems to be a hot spot for morons lately .", "i dunno , i just enjoy a good laugh from time to time .", "i wish we could still be friends , miss you guys .", "i 've mostly been on my own , tend to live by my own rules .", "i guess sometimes they just got ta attack more than just a seal or penguin .", "i 'd most like to be stuck with bill murray . i 'd least like to be stuck with roseanne", "i dunno , sometimes when something wrong happens , it ends up going * juuuuust * right .", "i know it 's a really simple read , but still an awesome book .", "i do n't really want to talk about it , i 'm kind of embarrassed .", "i 'm sorry to hear you 're married , otherwise i 'd be much more interested :(", "i actually enjoy napping way more now than i did as a child .", "i have a few , but then again , too few to mention .", "i was n't doing all this so much for others , as i was for myself .", "i 'm too exhausted and drained .", "i would imagine that coming in handy during the winter holidays .", "i 'll be honest , at the moment my internet connection is less than the best .", "i can understand that , it 's a really funny story", "i do n't know , can i ?", "i dunno , i 'm going to remain skeptical about this specific issue .", "i do n't care .", "i used to in college .", "i was 12 days old .", "i guess the obvious answer is : . both .", "i just find them to be more expensive .", "i 've been like that in the past .", "i feel like my brain is telling me to say zelda : ocarina of time .......", "i feel like such a fucking asshole right now", "i agree with you , asking in person is a better way to go about it .", "i would totally vote for this .", "i love that kind of punchy , giggly natural high one gets from lack of sleep .", "i am so sorry about taking so long to finish the wiki portion of this sub .", "i 'm looking forward to it .", "i 'm too busy enjoying the fucking to think about that sort of thing", "i may not be able to sleep tonight thanks to that . * *", "i do n't know , they might be a bit inconvenient when scratching your balls or taking a piss .", "i 'll be honest , it takes a good deal of upper body strength .", "i 'm just trying to see her through a guy 's eyes .", "i feel awful , i really want to see him again and i really miss him .", "i think i might have to try that sometime :)", "i 'm a royal pain in the ass like that sometimes .", "i like your style and you made me smile :)", "i 'm not much of a gum chewer .", "i 'm irish / italian / english . people often mistake me for romanian or jewish", "i just wanted to get that weight off my chest .", "i was n't stealing your money , i was hiding it for you .", "i recently moved to get away from chicago to get away from the way it was making me feel .", "i have to ask , just which drugs specifically are you on at the moment ?", "i did n't know that .", "i mean if you 're wasting water , why shower at all ?", "i just do n't want roo much misery .", "i prefer doing rather than watching .", "i despised every aspect of it .", "i believe so .", "i 'm kinda clumsy", "i 'd say your attempts are laughable , but they 're so pathetic that you 're just sad .", "i admire your go - get - em attitude", "i bet you think ramen is good too , * pfft * peasant .", "i think i wo n't .", "i 'm 2 for 3 , ow does that float your boat .", "i second that !", "i would totally be best friends with that cat .", "i would be swimming in nickels within a day .", "i know what you mean .", "i like his loafers , did you know they 're former gophers ?", "i enjoy quite a bit of being tortured", "i think a better question to ask is \" who cares ? \"", "i ask myself the same exact question .", "i used to think chewing on paper tasted great .", "i do n't care either way , just get rid of the neckbeard !", "i agree it was funny , that 's why i did what i did .", "i guess the best thing to do is let it evolve naturally .", "i mean if it meant jaywalking or littering in order to save a loved one , yes , definitely ." ]
[ "god fucking damn the internet . this post may seem a little bit unnecessary , but , too long has this gone on . i fucking loathe it when people say fedora , but they mean trilby . and then go on to do all the \" m'lady \" and * strokes neckbeard * thing . please , for my sanity , stop ruining the image of fedoras . handy tip for remembering : fedora = indiana jones . trilby = stupid little fucking hideous hat ." ]
[ "VelvetSanction" ]
i love indiana jones op . you 're rant brought a smile to my face :)
lolalodge
[ "i bet this guy owns a ranch in downtown dallas and buys diamonds by the ton ...", "i see four reasons .", "i 've got over 38000 games of halo 2 .", "i dropped matt ryan for jg , really hope it pays off .", "i was told i have the 2nd version of jump so i 'm not sure what that is", "i 'm not brand loyal but would like to stay around $ 200 if possible .", "i was expecting this to end with some event that took place in 1998 .", "i need that painting .", "i hate her too .", "i 'm starting to lean towards forsett .", "i feel your pain bro , i 've had the same thing happen to me .", "i bought sonic adventure 2 , sonic cd , sonic 4 ep1 and ep2 .", "i wish more people had this attitude about raising their offspring .", "i feel like most of the food served at taco bell could be considered \" meat pie \" .", "i have 1 free code for tropico 3 , first message gets it .", "i got it on sale for $ 249", "i can think of a reason .", "i 'm ready .", "i think you just did though", "i 've wanted to build my own for years but could n't justify it .", "i need 2 pair ...", "i hear it is safer these days though .", "i wish i did n't get this .", "i was thinking christian finnegan", "i 'm not sure what kind it is .", "i saw him jump really high on reddit", "i play croquet out there !", "i * really * hope it does n't happen this season .", "i am the assman .", "i 'm in , you had me at \" meat \" .", "i still have nightmares of being stuck on that level .", "i found cdk36454 for 3 % though .", "i have this monitor between 2 s2719dgfs and it 's much brighter .", "i 'm with you 100 % on this .", "i have brown , nelson , luck and gronk .", "i remember many of these issues .", "i am also interested in deck ideas .", "i saw 2 guys get shot and killed in deep ellum back in 04 .", "i can smell it .", "i have one that is 31 % .", "i guess you could say she has a sense of pride and accomplishment .", "i had the same issue until i updated the wemo app on my phone .", "i bet jamie wishes he could fast forward too lol .", "i ca n't view it either but apparently everyone else can ?", "i 've got the same gpu , we 're like gpu eskimo bros .", "i thought they were going to add the ability to move special obstacles ?", "i brought them back because they smelled clean .", "i got 300rwhp from a tuner .", "i think mine would agree .", "i 've gone 90 mph down a hill in a 100,000 pound truck that was governed at 64 .", "i ca n't believe you 've done this .", "i mean thank you , come again .", "i was not ready for that .", "i had prince x 2 , dragon x 3 and gob barrel x 3 in the shop .", "i m hq 15 and i could take it .", "i need this in my life .", "i 'd like to think that eggnog plays a role in this .", "i read the title and immediately thought about the time i lost 3rd gear in my mustang .", "i think you got 'em all .", "i wanna put my nose in it .", "i miss that guy .", "i need this in my life .", "i fucking hate the motion control bullshit .", "i will never understand how in - n - out stays in business .", "i prefer taking off shining white armor and getting damsels to undress .", "i really do n't like the slippery feel or the curved sides .", "i hope this is pasta", "i 'm sorry , my responses are limited .", "i was just being a smart ass .", "i 'd say it has worked for me .", "i thought i 'd be getting raided 15 times a day .", "i did it in the the store unfortunately", "i thought at least the 760 could handle it .", "i have it and would love to play .", "i spy baker hughes", "i do n't know who this guy is but i want him and his tortillas ... dead !", "i do n't know what that means .", "i just do n't understand people sometimes .", "i bought a 2700x and a 2080 3 months ago .", "i 'm your pain while you repay", "i like the sentence that our usernames make .", "i love how ignorant reddit is .", "i hope so .", "i hate this phone so much .", "i do n't know what i 'm doing , please help .", "i bought a 2700x and a 2080 3 months ago .", "i think the highest is 32 %", "i 'll def come back if it does n't work out .", "i had a prebuilt for the last 8 years .", "i did n't know you could scroll there !", "i miss that guy .", "i started buying the parts a few months ago and the cpu was the first purchase .", "i watched that for * way * too long .", "i [ mine .", "i am experiencing the same issue .", "i 've got the same gpu , we 're like gpu eskimo bros .", "i 'm going to go hug my children .", "i 've been away for awhile .", "i moved the game to an ext drive and it worked .", "i have that effect on many people ." ]
[ "i am fucking sick of people . i have some friends . i make sure to treat them warmly , and sometimes i receive shit back . they 're still pretty cool , but they always end up pushing me away . then i see them with their close friendships , texting each other , being ' bros ' .... why ca n't i have that ? why the fuck not ?" ]
[ "MauZ97" ]
fuck 'em . friends are overrated .
i_sniff_pantys
[ "i used to eat coffee powder with a large spoon .", "i 'm going to call my friend .", "i would but i do n't think in my lifetime i 'd see brain uploading working .", "i just picked up mandolin yesterday so i 'm a complete noob .", "i really loved that one .", "i ca n't wait to relive the good old times .", "i just ca n't be bothered with it .", "i just imagine it in my head without words .", "i 'll crush them ...", "i can shoot saliva 2 meters away with my saliva glands .", "i 'm bad at math , i would never go for engineering anyway .", "i 'll forgive this one since the op is prolly still young , we all were idiots back then .", "i have a budget of about 900 euro 's , which is about 1200 dollars .", "i never had anything against how comic sans looked .", "i wonder how many people have to die before they realise it 's a bad idea .", "i would never be able to get rid of it .", "i 'm turning 20 in a few months , ca n't wait for that to happen =(", "i 'd like to die and be laid to rest when my life is done here .", "i know he looks amazing for his age !", "i felt the need to scratch the entire time reading this article .", "i want to find out , but i do n't know how ...", "i 've been to kirkenes once , that was super isolated .", "i 'm a good guy d :", "i was referring to the atrocities done by leopold ii who died in 1909 .", "i 'm a bit confused .", "i helped an old lady cross the road a few days ago .", "i think some people are worth a lot more than others .", "i 'm clueless , but i really want to see it .", "i 'm confused , is this some kind of south park inside joke ?", "i do n't cry alot but these kind of video 's man ....", "i hope i 'm not alone with the horrors of getting a license .", "i know nothing of mandolins , could use some guidance !", "i recommend norway , would visit again .", "i would be living deep in deadwind pas .", "i do n't get mad with people who call me names over xbox live .", "i went back up to see if the old man was still there but he already left .", "i always curse under my breath when i 'm trying to fight my way through those winds .", "i like to live on the edge .", "i can act like a douchebag apparently .", "i like how he got spooked right after he hit him .", "i 'm not really into pve .", "i had the same ' problem ' about a month ago .", "i remember the context of this video was that the kid was bullied before and retaliated to the bullies .", "i was in boechout and it felt like my cat dodged a major bullet that night .", "i wish i could be the terminator so people would not beat me up :(", "i would , if i had n't to get up so early =(", "i 've got parasites as big as my arm !", "i get it myself all the time , do n't worry about it .", "i 'm so sad that i ca n't go skiing this year :'(", "i 'd like to think of as cortana 's ' death ' as the death of gandalf .", "i just want to wait untill people see results , then i know i did well .", "i was blown off my socks and walked on clouds for days .", "i do n't know but something ... inside of me ... broke .", "i drive one :( they 're good cars !", "i always felt bad if my favourite marine died .... rip ramirez .", "i really want to look into that work ...", "i 'm a dude with hair that wo n't be a jungle after 2 months of not shaving .", "i wonder if anyone bribed him enough to resign .", "i never knew television would recruit here .", "i was 19 and part of the cooking team .", "i was drinking milk when i read this :(", "i 'm so proud !", "i mixed them up .", "i got shivers looking this back up again .", "i m eating below tde with a normal carb intake and i m still losing weight .", "i hope i can still shred like that when i 'm 90 .", "i wish i could join in !", "i was ten when i first played that .", "i can make a gulfging motion with my tongue , and spray with my saliva about 2 meters away .", "i got it from their website so i would n't really know .", "i wonder what killed them .", "i do n't like working hard for gear while people get it on autopilot .", "i tought is was eastern europe ...", "i 'll do it tomorrow ; d !", "i appreciate all the nice comments =)", "i love clowns :(", "i needed a good laugh , thank you op .", "i onc swam from darkshore to durotar ... and i swam south .", "i ca n't explain .", "i know its not the right thing to do but , kick his ass .", "i can assure you , i did n't believe my eyes either .", "i hope you heal well !", "i drilled one into my wall ... gotta know what type of wall you got though !", "i will sit in the home for the elderly and wonder how time could go so fast .", "i have the commander title and my name is bond .", "i just turned 20 today :( i do n't want to grow up this fast .", "i would trick people non stop with them .", "i still do n't get why .", "i knew it reminded me of something .", "i 'd say that comment is also meta , and then this comment would be too .", "i can imagine that makes a good story to tell the grandkids .", "i 'm looking for a job with the police .", "i enjoyed every moment .", "i said ' swag and yolo guys because i 'm lacking a proper description of the clothes they wore .", "i rolled 98 on invincible reins .", "i too like to live up to my name .", "i would beat up my neighbour .", "i do n't know what being pregnant feels like :(", "i had the same once !", "i have 1700 2v2 matches done , i know the feel too ." ]
[ "i am fucking sick of people . i have some friends . i make sure to treat them warmly , and sometimes i receive shit back . they 're still pretty cool , but they always end up pushing me away . then i see them with their close friendships , texting each other , being ' bros ' .... why ca n't i have that ? why the fuck not ?" ]
[ "MauZ97" ]
i 'd be your friend . you just have to find the right ones .
naypalm
[ "i 'm so sorry .", "i just got through the whole story and holy fuck ....", "i think it 's wonderful !", "i 'm sure alexis 's parents will be thrilled with their mini - version .", "i just laughed out loud .", "i wore out two cassettes in my car listening to that on repeat .", "i approve this message .", "i did n’t get it . � �", "i 'm so sorry .", "i listened to a lot of dead kennedys , if that says anything .", "i can dig them up if you ’d like to see the creepy - ass place .", "i have a warped sense of humor .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i am so sorry for your loss .", "i 'm mostly salt and pepper , but the entire underneath and front of my hair is white !", "i honestly ca n’t stop posting thoughts .", "i ’ve never been up there .", "i ’m grateful they were able to save the leg .", "i said thanks .", "i bet she 'd look 100x better .", "i hope sandy sticks around for a good , long time .", "i am so very sorry for your loss , op .", "i will , for sure .", "i have n't seen the elizabeth smart doc yet , so i 'm not sure .", "i 'm so , so sorry .", "i could n’t believe it when i saw it .", "i only touched it .", "i hope the remake does the original justice .", "i 'm so sorry for your loss .", "i ’m obsessed .", "i missed sooooo much the first time around .", "i bet that ol' bitch lady deserved it , too .", "i ca n’t watch it without laughing .", "i 'm sure alexis 's parents will be thrilled with their mini - version .", "i am always driving a convertible in the sky .", "i 'm going down- bruce springsteen", "i needed it .", "i 'm sure alexis 's parents will be thrilled with their mini - version .", "i 'm new to needle felting , and have been using a styrofoam pad .", "i single - handedly destroyed the ozone in the 80 's .", "i 'm so very sorry for your loss .", "i just choked on my tea and almost spewed it everywhere .", "i was diagnosed in january of this year .", "i wish i had a papa g.", "i 'm so sorry .", "i did n’t get it . � �", "i single - handedly destroyed the ozone in the 80 's .", "i am so , so sorry .", "i miss mads .", "i do n't have an endo , just my gyno and my pcp .", "i 'm actually sitting here in my office with a misfits shirt and doc martens on .", "i 'm from rochester , ny !", "i 'm so , so sorry .", "i ordered one , too !", "i 'll check it out .", "i 'm so , so sorry .", "i love frog and toad ! ! !", "i ’m doing that right now , and the first episode is blowing my mind !", "i ordered one , too !", "i call it \" junk \" .", "i 'm so , so sorry .", "i 'm so sorry .", "i totally forgot about watching that one .", "i 'm actually sitting here in my office with a misfits shirt and doc martens on .", "i ’m so , so sorry for your loss .", "i loved gerald 's game too !", "i needed that .", "i have n't seen the elizabeth smart doc yet , so i 'm not sure .", "i just noticed the fly photobombing him !", "i knew you were n't .", "i 'm so , so sorry .", "i do n't know what the hell is happening , and my brain is sore from researching this .", "i ’m doing that right now , and the first episode is blowing my mind !", "i love it .", "i love frog and toad ! ! !", "i ’m a devoted cat person , but ..", "i am doing ok .", "i am so , so sorry .", "i missed so much shit the first time around , and it makes the rewatch sooo much better .", "i just choked on my tea and almost spewed it everywhere .", "i am so , so sorry .", "i did n't have anyone videotape it .", "i was so , so wrong .", "i think my crazy energy is messing me up .", "i do n't wanna hear it - minor threat", "i wonder if that 's why he was n't on after mason 's mangling .", "i posted a pic i thought was cool .", "i lost my old man of 19 years last november .", "i 'm so very sorry .", "i am so sorry for your loss , op .", "i will try that .", "i am waiting for your breath ...", "i lost my dad last month , and this has me literally choking sobs back in my office .", "i like the way you think , cerberus !", "i keep saying that shit in my head now !", "i love the one cat using the other cat 's butt as a pillow !", "i felted him a new leg !", "i do n't even know 40 people .", "i only touched it .", "i 'm so sorry ." ]
[ "i cried for the first time in 8 years . 8 years of emotions , all gone . i feel peaceful ." ]
[ "badly_astray" ]
sometimes , you just got ta open the floodgates . internal cleansing . glad you feel better !
i_dont_eat_animals
[ "i m going baldwin there , but its gross .", "i mean it 's not .", "i mean , if you 're on grindr , we already know where your standards are set lol .", "i m just amazed you even bother running yog in a3 .", "i d personally drop burkhead or kittle for either chris godwin or john brown .", "i 'll try that", "i m in three different three bench leagues , i do nt find that a convincing excuse .", "i mean he could have let go .", "i 'd take this in a heartbeat lol .", "i 'd do it .", "i 'm just bored tbh .", "i 'll wait .", "i 'm both too and i 'd call them metal .", "i mean it probably does nt exist in that manner either way .", "i assumed team work was possible here .", "i can not say whether or not ‘ sexsomnia ’ is a real condition .", "i woke up and was still incredibly tired !", "i 'm talking current gfes .", "i 've been to r kelly 's house , yes .", "i mean , glocks do n't have safeties , as do many other types of handguns .", "i 'm running him and tannehill out in a 2 qb league .", "i m holding my aaron jones stock .", "i legitimately ca n't tell what that is , am i dumb ?", "i was joking .", "i do n't think it lines up with anyones .", "i mean , no offense , but , what if it 's right ?", "i would if i had n't started mixon , and ajayi .", "i do n't trust either side , i want a third party to come in and investigate .", "i need d jax and evans to get a combined 24 ppr points or lower .", "i mean , not sure that 's how the statistic works , but ok .", "i prefer zeta , fatalis has issues on two of the radars .", "i think you 're fine at rb tbh .", "i did further down .", "i mean , you act like this is the first problematic encounter he 's had with an underage girl .", "i doubt someon this new needs to be trading .", "i mean , you should probably stop doing xanax .", "i did and it said your starting weight was 504 . so i already do nt believe you .", "i mean it sounds like it was his only real decision .", "i mean he 's an rb2 .", "i mean , that does n't really say much .", "i mean sure , but acting like its literally the only option is ridiculous .", "i wish we 'd never gotten him .", "i mean yeah .", "i just have eyes and understand what he does in their offense .", "i m just meeting the threshold .", "i saw nothing about them \" getting mad \" .", "i ca nt imagine being this pissed off about a guy not wanting to loan me his lighter .", "i need this source", "i mean , if you 're using conviction rates , that s already a flawed argument .", "i have nt even won the league yet .", "i hate all of this .", "i thought bpt was supposed to involve black people .", "i mean , yeah , but mostly because the tot are grindy as fuck man .", "i had sony and mack .", "i benched baldwin for stud bruce ellington .", "i 'm not quite sure what you 're trying to say here .", "i do n't get it .", "i do nt see what that has to do with my comment but ok .", "i just wanna know why jacking it in public is worse than sex in public by 4 times .", "i will never understand how melvin fell to the second ... behind fournette", "i knew about the placebo , did n't know you could just say fuck it and not do it .", "i mean , we 're all guessing , but he 's been practicing , which is a great sign .", "i intend to run my own business , i have no interest in any promotions .", "i mean .... both are true in a sense .", "i 'm skeptical of any rb coming back from an achilles , let alone one as big as foreman .", "i hate that i know what this means .", "i mean that s kinda just funny , not really an overshare .", "i think the point is he can shadow .", "i mean , lets be honest , this whole post seems like a fantasy .", "i 'm gon na be honest , i do n't get your team at all .", "i 'll just try again and hope i can get a 6 combo board or some skyfall .", "i this is part of why i ca n't wear boxers man", "i m starting to think there 's a reason he keeps finding shitheads .", "i waited two years too long to quit mine .", "i thought he would do well with bradford . boy what a mistake .", "i 'd be here for it .", "i dropped collin 's ass 6 weeks ago , never felt bad about it .", "i get vetoed a lot because people think it makes my team too good .", "i feel like jax is a bit more complex than most make him out to be ,", "i ve tried that and unfortunately still does nt fully work for me .", "i need 28 combined from cooks and kelce in a ppr .", "i know it has some approvals , but it has n't made widespread availability .", "i feel like you need to google his name .", "i sleep with a pillow on my face .", "i will eat you", "i ’m a conservative . i mean , that was n't a factor at all in the post .", "i wear boxer shorts for the support , i do n’t like wearing boxers . wait what ?", "i m not starting lewis over ajayi .", "i feel like making you work until 2 though could be a problem .", "i mean shit , dj khaled did it .", "i m already calling bullshit on this .", "i m not dealing with that shit .", "i mean people were paying up to the 4th/5th in some drafts for hogan .", "i mean , i m calling you ignorant because that 's not reality .", "i mean they were basically the same , kb was just fatter and taller", "i do hope this was sarcasm .", "i need my opponenet 's buck allen start to suck .", "i mean , damn , how much you cooking that leftovers last all week ?", "i dunno , probably have to give it its own stats , 1d8 + 5 piercing or something .", "i think keenum is nick foles : one blessed season , but not much else ." ]
[ "i am well and truly ready to end my life . honestly , . i ’ve had enough of this shit . i keep getting told it ’s going to get better but it ’s been 5 years of this god damned bull shit . i ’ve had enough ." ]
[ "aspilledthroat" ]
well , what bullshit do you got going on ?
Sir-xer21
[ "i feel guilty he thinks i think i have a horrible life .", "i wonder if i ’m actually remembering it wrong or if i ’m actually over reacting .", "i literally struggle with this even though i do not , do not , want to die .", "i am so sorry you went though that .", "i wish you both the best in your new adventure !", "i think it was around january 2015 i saw it .", "i ’m sick .", "i was watching tv and went to get a snack .", "i ’ll eat your leftovers .", "i wish you so much happiness .", "i think she was calling her ex husband a cunt", "i hope you ’re doing better now .", "i wish you the best .", "i love your pup", "i ’d like my own space to do whatever i want but i feel better sleeping next to someone .", "i am so happy you are doing better .", "i ’d tell those kids to go the fuck home .", "i ’m happy for you op � � thanks for sharing", "i hope you have a great life !", "i 'm do n't mean to offend , just hoping you can expand on it", "i stopped a long time ago .", "i hope your life is good now .", "i commute and hour to work and i ’m freezing if i leave the ac on .", "i do n't remember why", "i hope you have a great life !", "i love her designs ! !", "i was so confused by the other dog at first", "i was so confused by the other dog at first", "i ’m on camera too .", "i say goodbye .", "i wish i never made a profile", "i want a lil guy just to do this with him ! ! !", "i think the child version of me would be pleased", "i ’ll eat your leftovers .", "i was told the same .", "i ’m glad to hear things are going well .", "i 'm a dog walker in the boston area .", "i 'll have to try that .", "i ’m the same way .", "i think she was calling her ex husband a cunt", "i think everyone would enjoy it honestly , but mac and cheese and beans .", "i think he loves her .", "i had so many matching outfits with it .", "i had a my twin too ! !", "i presume that 's very isolating", "i do n't think they have signs up telling you", "i would ’ve been dead by 21 no doubt .", "i am so sorry you went though that .", "i think he loves her .", "i hope your life is good now .", "i wish my curls looked like that even half the time .", "i have a small plate under mine for this exact reason .", "i had to check too .", "i ’d love to hear it !", "i wish you the best , keep hanging in there .", "i ’m so jealous !", "i wish you the best , keep hanging in there .", "i would ’ve been dead by 21 no doubt .", "i think it was around january 2015 i saw it .", "i feel the same way .", "i ’m happy that turned out well for you ! !", "i ’m 22 bfs 32 , i do n’t think age is the issue here", "i hope you ’re doing better now .", "i feel bad for the person that has to windex these", "i had the same thought", "i ’m poor and hungry .", "i feel the same way .", "i thought i was on trees and it was a super dirty rig .", "i needed this right now .", "i wish you both the best in your new adventure !", "i ’m assuming it ’s for the cat", "i wish you and your pup the absolute best !", "i thought i was on trees and it was a super dirty rig .", "i have a boy dog and i bought him a pink collar .", "i ’d tell those kids to go the fuck home .", "i hope you ’re doing better now .", "i hope you ’re doing better now .", "i love your pup", "i 'll have to try that .", "i ’m so sorry that happened to you .", "i so needed this today .", "i wish you the best .", "i was watching tv and went to get a snack .", "i am so sorry that happened to you .", "i am so sorry that happened to you .", "i had to check too .", "i hope he gets better soon .", "i do n't remember why", "i wish my curls looked like that even half the time .", "i thought thinking about killing yourself every day was normal and just part of life .", "i ’m glad to hear things are going well .", "i ’m proud of you .", "i almost down voted the post because of how horrible it is . but good content op", "i feel bad for the person that has to windex these", "i hope he gets better soon .", "i like pink , he does n’t care .", "i would take him to the vet just to get it checked ouf", "i have a medical card for weed", "i 'm sure that 's not true , you 're probably a really nice person", "i was told the same ." ]
[ "i am well and truly ready to end my life . honestly , . i ’ve had enough of this shit . i keep getting told it ’s going to get better but it ’s been 5 years of this god damned bull shit . i ’ve had enough ." ]
[ "aspilledthroat" ]
i ’m sorry you ’re hurting so badly . the pain you have been enduring must be excruciating . you truly are strong and brave to have made it this far .
agentatticus
[ "i 'd call this the true elo hell .", "i 'm a college graduate and i just did the same .", "i miss the early days of getting that stoned .", "i like huperzine - a and caffeine and ltheanine", "i also have this issue .", "i just cancelled my service .", "i think sales tax for cars in mississippi is 5 % .", "i got one yesterday .", "i do n't know anything about meth , but that looks like some heisenburg shit .", "i live with 5 but cook for 2 .", "i think there is something special about hydrocodone .", "i 'm too fried to enjoy it .", "i do n't like redditors anymore .", "i think therapy would be good for the both of us .", "i 'm in mississippi .", "i think he was just trying to protect the ball .", "i miss making music and playing it at the club .", "i think about this sometimes .", "i thought infowars edited it .", "i was so close .", "i feel that way about any visual bug tbh .", "i like how the artist made their intention clear in the name of the painting .", "i felt like i was a bit too old to be watching this when it came out .", "i do n't blame ya .", "i recognize asian_ninja .", "i got maybe 20 hours in and have decided to wait for more patches .", "i really like how the motion blur looks here .", "i really liked the song choice .", "i 'm talking about recreational use .", "i can kill a rabbit , look behind me , and it 's gone .", "i really learned something from them .", "i recommend avoiding it .", "i feel a lot better on medication .", "i remember your name .", "i do this every day when i get home .", "i deeply appreciate references from old flash games .", "i think it 's sick .", "i 've experienced bugs , but this is a lot more than i 've seen on pc .", "i disagree that mr and ap quints are key .", "i definitely remember \" iff \" being used in theorems in calc 2 .", "i 'm envious that you get high on it .", "i had these same cards as a kid .", "i like to buy a couple starter decks with a friend and play with those .", "i fucking hate the us 's insane prison terms .", "i linked you that site hours before he did .", "i 'm 24 and have almost no work experience .", "i always suspected salt tasted like cubes .", "i need a 4k tv that looks good displaying 1080p .", "i really wish they would change it .", "i 'd just cap the frame rate at 50 and turn up the settings .", "i have n't seen it , but it does n't sound like a bug .", "i think $ 10 ought to be enough for the 7 page bundle .", "i was n't joking .", "i ca n't focus on a movie for two hours .", "i feel about the same .", "i suggest not being a guinea pig .", "i was bionicguy back in igunz i think .", "i 've got to salute your tactful reply .", "i thought it was an amusing troll post .", "i sit at a desk all day browsing the internet , interspersed with an occasional it call .", "i 've been paralyzed and on disability for the last 4 years .", "i recommend folicure : and biotin .", "i 've actually puked .", "i 've had good papa john 's pizza and i 've had terrible .", "i was on drug forums as a teenager and it was a huge negative influence on me .", "i find this terrifying .", "i 've been taking it five days a week and it has been helping .", "i 'm pretty sure 5 is your iq .", "i 'm 26 and say fuck this shit .", "i recommend avoiding it .", "i feel the same way .", "i had just put some vaseline on the incision sites .", "i stopped playing the champ for this reason .", "i do n't share the same passion , and i 'm tired of hearing about it .", "i got 2 pounds for less than $ 5 at walmart .", "i ca n't be seen without my glasses !", "i 've definitely rocked the fro .", "i do n't even need to google it , he went 7/9 for 7 straight .", "i was thinking that this outrage was pointless , but when viewed through that lens it makes more sense .", "i prefer 30 minute installments .", "i just thought that i was a retard that did n't know what realistic lighting looked like .", "i 'm 26 but i know my day is coming .", "i think asperger 's can cause physical clumsiness .", "i think he must be on drugs or something", "i think that it 's risky .", "i switched to warwick .", "i love this you sick fuck .", "i hurt for about 10 years before i felt better .", "i tried to take some pics .", "i learned this in my poetry class .", "i recommend this brand of sjw :", "i 've got a cs degree and am interested in it .", "i sit immediately in front of it .", "i felt the same way and nootropics helped me .", "i 've been using the form on their website .", "i 'll guess gypsies .", "i wonder how our other young peers faired .", "i think if you refined the clip choices it would be on par with the official ads .", "i killed the uzhitz herb woman , but where did the recipes she had for sell go ?", "i think it is ." ]
[ "i am well and truly ready to end my life . honestly , . i ’ve had enough of this shit . i keep getting told it ’s going to get better but it ’s been 5 years of this god damned bull shit . i ’ve had enough ." ]
[ "aspilledthroat" ]
i hurt for about 10 years before i felt better . what is wrong ?
bamalinger
[ "i 'm in a diet :/", "i ’m currently watching the office , i just need grapes now .", "i remember i would even video chat with this girl from my class when i was about 8/9 .", "i do n't know why i even clicked on it ....", "i alert my boss that i could possibly this guy .", "i love my iphone x and i ’ve always have .", "i 'm fine with it as long as it 's under 3 rings .", "i bet the fbi is outside my door now .", "i did n’t feel judged all the time .", "i genuinely do like her a lot , when she stoped kissing me i wanted to keep kissing her .", "i am 100 % the same way .", "i asked my gf for help and we lifted it .", "i agree with that .", "i was about to say the exact same thing , except i was 9 .", "i hold the other eyebrow in place by pressing down on it .", "i love my pets like if they were my children but it do n't treat them like one .", "i guess just weird glitches are occurring .", "i 'll wait for the summer sale since my friends are super cheap .", "i 'm the same as you , very pale .", "i replaced all my juices and sodas with just water .", "i ’m a parking enforcement officer in a certain downtown area .", "i 'll work on it .", "i ca n’t believe i told someone i liked them ...", "i go to school monday - thursday and work friday - saturday .", "i ’m new to this and i ’ve never had a girlfriend .", "i now include my supervisor in these text chats so whenever he does n’t respond he calls him .", "i actually have one .", "i know i ’m attracted to her for sure , i just do n’t know why or how .", "i have a photography assignment due tomorrow .", "i ’m in south san diego but i ’m willing to drive north of san diego .", "i have n't checked but i 'm pretty sure you can .", "i just stood there and did n’t move and got super red .", "i also did n’t like looking at myself with a phone ’s front facing camera .", "i did n't mean it to sounds that way .", "i 'll remind you tomorrow but i need someone to remind me to remind you tomorrow .", "i do n't feel like going to prison so nothing .", "i guess i have to start saving up .", "i 'm guessing how social media affects their lives .", "i ’m going to tell my so i ’m pregnant .", "i 'm taking biology .", "i do like her a lot but i do n’t know if we are close to the same level .", "i wo n’t be able to spent the time we planned with gf like we had previously planned .", "i feel like i hit the reset and it worked .", "i really hope i can escape it completely one day .", "i ’ve always hated being dragged into a picture with my family .", "i graduated high school a year ago .", "i took the tests multiple times and different ones .", "i got to give it a try one day .", "i want to add to the not being able to eat breakfast .", "i feel like cherry is used a lot .", "i give him a citation , report to my boss and move on .", "i love you .", "i picked her up and she just had her eyes closed of tiredness .", "i usually put a carrot .", "i have an opposite race ?", "i need money , you need someone .", "i have social anxiety and i 'm self conscious so i do n't take selfies .", "i do n’t think this is an unpopular opinion .", "i did n’t want to say anything so i just stay quiet .", "i 'm 58 , i 'll let you know when it happens .", "i ’ve taken her to balboa park and coronado beach and just a very small bit of downtown .", "i actually want to know since i 've never had one .", "i win , right ?", "i 've been counting calories for the past 2 months , lost about 37 pounds so far .", "i finally hit my goal !", "i think that ’s just a bug .", "i constantly put lime on everything i eat but i started to eat less and less .", "i love to get baked , does that count ?", "i 've decided to breed my own mice , not yet but in the coming months .", "i ’m sure i got a c on it .", "i know my family with have such a huge disappointment in me if i drop out .", "i hesitated for like 6 minutes but i was able to click send .", "i have a baby corn snake .", "i like greasy grubs .", "i jerked it foo hard .", "i feel like dropping out and running away from everyone at the moment .", "i ’ll sometimes check on his facebook and just scroll through .", "i 'm always using my phone and i physically see my hands so instantly .", "i told him $ 600 he immediately agreed on that price .", "i ’ll go ahead and pick some up , do you know how much dosage is recommended ?", "i have yet to beat the dragon lol", "i bought them online and i was just going to split the cost with my neighbors .", "i know i ’m in the minority .", "i do n't know about that .", "i was told to buy a “ high endurance ” memory card and one that uses mlc .", "i put up a camera in my shared garage and my neighbor spotted it .", "i have not , appointment is until friday just came to reddit for some side advice .", "i managed to make a few friends and have a fun time somehow .", "i 'm sure we will see an increase in bombs but not a mass production .", "i can agree to this", "i saved the photo and now looking at it , i ca n’t recognize myself .", "i told her about my social anxiety .", "i still do n’t trust it .", "i do n’t _ celebrate _ but i plan on telling my so that i ’m pregnant .", "i would give advice but i do n’t have any .", "i was finally able to take a selfie .", "i think someone wants gold .", "i see you 're also very close to your goal , congrats !", "i told my boss and he recommended filing a police report .", "i suspected she was into me but i did n’t want to get my hopes up ." ]
[ "online clothes shopping is demoralizing . i feel like when shopping online every picture should have a disclaimer : . \" this item will not look like this on you . it did n't even look like this on the model . photoshop is a wonder . \"" ]
[ "Mama2Moon" ]
even if it ’s not photoshopped they make sure it ’s perfectly placed in every single way . you will almost never get the same results .
RandomAccount4Qs
[ "i was more of a cure girl than a smiths girl to be honest .", "i think you just like erza miller , nothing wrong with that though .", "i can watch slow , long movies .", "i got sharlto copley to respond to me .", "i personally only like manhunter / red dragon , sotl , and hannibal rising .", "i tried to get someone to watch the scene from hereditary , and they just laughed .", "i wish the russian one lasted longer .", "i think you 're confusing this sub with /r / unpopularopinion dude .", "i walked on neptune .", "i do n't even like diamonds that much .", "i ca n't click my tongue worth a damn .", "i confess , i have a crush on him .", "i guess cause i browsed / posted in tumblr in action ?", "i 'm more of a joy division girl anyway .", "i bet john has a sister .", "i 'd love to own a library in my house but i 'm not rich .", "i think they 'll be okay with my internet history .", "i think they 're right next to each other , it just looks like he has one .", "i 'm still sad i did n't get this shirt of him at this comic book store .", "i love that movie , also snowpiercer .", "i like to think the martian was ridley 's apology for that .", "i am so fucking pissed off about that guy .", "i really do n't even know what to think about this movie .", "i actually think the sculpture is pretty cool .", "i hate smoking anyway and i did n't like the effects of hashbrownies / cookies .", "i just say it as nat .", "i was about to lose my shit , good on you for the clever switcharoo ,", "i always roll my eyes .", "i see this a million times , i think it 's safe to say everyone hates this .", "i usually eat the smaller pieces .", "i was gon na post that , it 's used well in one of the godzilla 2014 trailers .", "i 'm an aspie and i am so so happy i came out high functioning / damn near normal .", "i think it 's fine as long as you do n't use flash .", "i 'm tired of \" leave us alone \" in horror movies .", "i make a point to never see a \" cute dog \" movie .", "i knew someone who thought you had to pay for itunes to use it on pc .", "i 'll pretty much lose it when peter murphy is gone .", "i wonder if will eisner haunts frank miller cause of what he did to his comic .", "i made a comment about the ending of the movie inside and how freaking odd it was .", "i ca n't unsee it now .", "i like how they used creep in the ending of filth also .", "i only liked drive and valhalla rising .", "i watched this film recently , damn it 's so good .", "i love his review of anatomy of hell .", "i got a purple blanket right next to me .", "i can only imagine my heart rate after that part in dear zachary .", "i love metro 2033 and last light .", "i think hereditary destroyed the rest of the horror movies this year .", "i do n't like funny games , both versions are stupid in my eyes .", "i 'm out of the loop , who 's sammyclassicsonicfan ?", "i downloaded the cinemark app cause of their rewards for putting my phone in cinemode .", "i get anxious thinking about that .", "i did n't see the episode but i did see the news talk about it .", "i wanted him back for sin city 2 .", "i 'm not watching a teen sex movie from a 50 + year old .", "i mean actual games not the pay to win kind .", "i got a minions bucket , i use it to save my money .", "i 'm into the hannibal lecter franchise so probably me too .", "i somehow hurt my shoulder , dunno how i did it .", "i 'm human and my ears are crying .", "i also hate sex and the city .", "i prefer a crossbody purse anyway .", "i was like this with twin peaks : fire walk with me .", "i thought i was the only one !", "i like watching characters go insane .", "i 'm 4'11 guys , i was never made fun of for it luckily .", "i 'm tempted to give you gold but i ai n't got money .", "i was gon na lose it big time .", "i hate you .", "i saw a serbian film , i doubt this movie will faze me much .", "i hated washing dishes cause of this .", "i get a sharp feeling in my stomach i hate it .", "i get this when i 'm deleting files", "i actually liked it a lot .", "i think i have to go with evil personally , horrible graphics , confusing ... well everything .", "i think i found out about it from him .", "i did n't even like shrek to begin with .", "i would n't be excited dude , there might be some strobe lights .", "i can definitely feel that with her role as pris personally .", "i had a blue mark on my neck once , i think it was from a necklace .", "i am 29 so yes .", "i do n't hear too many people talk about the wachowski 's .", "i do lol , i listen to rammstein a lot .", "i just wanna know if they 're gon na be okay .", "i ca n't even lose ten pounds that easy and yet here he is .", "i bet you 're soooo interesting \" alannah \"", "i was surprised that she actually defended herself .", "i was so happy at my peter murphy concert , i was right next to the stage .", "i turned into a humanoid space rock from watching steven universe .", "i 'm gon na be bawing my eyes out everytime i hear \" time in a bottle \" now .", "i was fasting a little and i did notice when i did finally eat , i felt better .", "i did n't care to watch and i 'm a woman .", "i used to watch the first ten minutes of the movie a lot .", "i know , just the way the user typed that .", "i 'm sorry .", "i confess , i laughed .", "i could n't play minecraft anymore .", "i got a lot of stuff i do n't wanna lose .", "i assume this is n't someone from amy 's baking company ?", "i did see people walk out of hereditary cause of that shot ." ]
[ "adult animated shows always have terrible animation ." ]
[ "mewhensex" ]
... come to think of it they kind of do .
Digitalstardust
[ "i 've used silver dragon before , with much luck .", "i 'm working on this by creating a dedicated spot on my new desk for my journals .", "i 'm not sure the manufacturer , it simply has an \" osc \" embossed on the back cover .", "i second this reaction .", "i use googledocs , notes burned to dvd / cd , thumb drives , and hard copies .", "i am nothing if not loyal to those i care for , and shelley was one of those people .", "i am so very sorry for your loss .", "i want to see a screenshot of this with john smith", "i write slow , most days .", "i even mod this forum , but it 's all a mask lately .", "i prefer to think of myself as a momma bear .", "i think he 's already got braces , lol .", "i also own her daughter , who runs like a drunken sailor .", "i write fiction on the keyboard .", "i 've often wondered this myself !", "i love these for the simple fact they transfer images in so many different ways .", "i love how the covers has layers of paint on it .", "i know some of you use evernote to journal , so maybe this link might be useful .", "i 'm not the owner , i just found the entries really cool to look at .", "i 've had books like that ... ones that the universe told me to read .", "i go the d / e route with the majority of my unsold / duplicate mogs .", "i guess it 's bad to have 2 earrings showing .", "i 'd rather be broke , but always learning new things .", "i think it would be akin to heavy tampons leading to toxic shock syndrome .", "i second this .", "i do n't re - read mine .", "i think your definition of milf is different than mine .", "i would say it 's about 50 - 50 .", "i would love for a while to be an introvert , instead of an extrovert .", "i 'm twitching to put them in some sort of colour order ... or alphabetical .... or by size .", "i second that suggestion !", "i do however enjoy all the other non - verbal communication going on in such a conversation . this .", "i 'm soooo ready for this ... bring on the sales .", "i worry about what any future readers of my journals will think of me .", "i 'm pretty sure it will last a while , hehe .", "i think they 'll bind anything up to 1.5 inches .", "i made myself take each prompt in order and got to about number 40 or so before i quit .", "i used montana acrylic waterbased paint markers to draw all the floral patterns .", "i need this pen .", "i think there is a glitch the matrix .", "i just spit out my coffee , ty .", "i 'm glad you had enough data to identify it .... ;)", "i 'm a girl .", "i bet the dude stating his preference is fapping to exactly what he professes to hate .", "i think it died when i fell in love .", "i did a mental /squee when i saw iq in the pile .", "i finally bit the bullet and bought a tul disc system .", "i 'd love a pm , if you 're willing .", "i just discovered mine .... i'm going to redact my errors with a wide black marker .", "i finally found a use for all those spare journals ....", "i know i have some , but it might only fill a field notes or something that size .", "i wonder if there 's a repository for lost stories due to egg timers ?", "i think your definition of milf is different than mine .", "i have read her book \" thornyhold \" over and over .", "i tend to fold over and staple them shut or rip them out .", "i gigglesnorted at 3 ms and a silent q. upvote for you .", "i carry one notebook everywhere .", "i can only read the first line of your post .", "i have a few old pages on my imgur account : nothing as beautiful as yours , though !", "i might even learn something .", "i should really send you a box for christmas .... see if that wormhole works backwards too ;)", "i got ta shout about it when i can .", "i 'd really be curious to see where it 's been .", "i wish i could write everyday .", "i just bought as set of 3 of these at the dollar store .", "i 'll give it a shot .", "i love it .", "i 'm guilty of this a million times over .", "i was tired of the wound that was our relationship .", "i can imagine .", "i love art journaling , and zentangles !", "i did use it to write my number down to ask a chick out once though haha .", "i 'm 100 % serial monogamous .", "i would say it 's about 50 - 50 .", "i think you can love as deeply for friends as you can romantic partners .", "i assume region is eu , us , oceanic , etc ... alliance would be \" faction \" .", "i just spit out my coffee , ty .", "i spent every break working when i was in college too , i feel ya .", "i love the gradient .", "i would buy you a card if i thought it would make you feel better .", "i believe you forgot your picture link .", "i 'm a modern warrior , i 'm okay with interracial chickening .", "i went from seeing journaling as a chore to loving it , here ’s how", "i know she does because she tells me so .", "i got ta do this .", "i 'm still playing with these a lot lately , so they are high on the list .", "i found some , plenty of space for both index card ephemera / drawings / journaling and photos !", "i got a flat one as a gift and found it to be far more comfortable .", "i would suggest wearing clean cotton underwear every time you ride .", "i fretted over it for months , while trying to force myself into the model journal method .", "i have done this as well , but at the airport .", "i only got one this year .", "i hope it works because i really need it .", "i remember what it was like to be that broken .", "i 've agate picked on lake superior , but never found one that big .", "i feel the same way .", "i 'm not telling you just for the sake of hearing myself talk .", "i 'd suggest reading presidential diaries , several have been published .", "i was going worst case scenario to prove a point .", "i use one just like that , from bn for household finances ." ]
[ "my dad is making me write his living will . i do n't know how to deal with this stuff . i 'm not even 21 . why is this happening ? my dad 's not even 55 , he should n't be in the hospital , with problems that 80 year olds have ." ]
[ "freshman30" ]
he could get in a car wreck tomorrow . trust me , doing it now is far less painful than doing it if something does happen .
Dahija
[ "i 'm happy for you .", "i 'm glad she still has you .", "i just never retried from back when the game was first out .", "i like this but i wish they were the same height .", "i do n't understand how that could be serious .", "i meant the other parents at the performance , not his .", "i just wanted to say i was impressed with your post .", "i just wanted to second this .", "i 've never had a famous person respond to me .", "i 'm really sorry to hear that .", "i 'm sorry , but since you do n't remember everything it 's really hard to say .", "i thought it was a sweet post .", "i have n't seen jaws is there some reason he ca n't eat a great white 's traditional prey ?", "i 'm glad you got away .", "i know how hard it is to wait to tell people .", "i am american though .", "i 'm very sorry to hear about your son 's condition .", "i wish that game had been offline and good .", "i assumed it was a woman 's hand ?", "i 'm so sorry .", "i 'm sorry you 're worried .", "i 've never had a weekday sleep over .", "i hate to say it but i can see why your looking forward to him going to jail .", "i 'm a native english speaker and did n't get it until i read it written out .", "i 'm not really clear why the brick needs baby proofing ?", "i assume you 've asked her why she does n't want to shower already ?", "i mean , lots of people would take him up on that .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm curious what direction you 're going with the art .", "i completely understand your concern but what crime has op 's boyfriend committed ?", "i 'm sorry you 're having a hard time .", "i 'd like to read it as well , please .", "i could get behind that .", "i agree this is shitty and really sad .", "i hope you are all right .", "i recognized luke but not the game of thrones charterer .", "i 've never really used mods .", "i am married and i do n't know either .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm happy your mother actually listens to you .", "i 'm really glad that the child was n't hurt .", "i 'm sorry you ca n't help your brother .", "i ca n't imagine why she would n't want her there .", "i did n't mean to imply it was from you .", "i hope that 's helpful and they can give you some perspective on this issue .", "i like sandals to keep my feet cooler in the summer .", "i 'm so very very sorry .", "i saved it to read through in more detail later .", "i also feel terrible for the mother .", "i 'm glad it 's not meningitis .", "i 'm glad there are good people out there looking out for others .", "i think it 's a joke of exposure ?", "i 'm so sorry about your child .", "i 'm sorry it was disappointing .", "i also suspect that this argument is just to rally the base .", "i 've never even heard this as a stereotype once .", "i admit , this is where i thought the torture direction was going .", "i 'm sorry to her that .", "i 've glad that you are safe and the police will be taking this person into custody .", "i do n't understand .", "i actually did laugh out loud .", "i hope someone can give you some good advice .", "i do n't have asd and this annoys me .", "i 'm female and i feel i would have been able to do this fine with no repercussions .", "i did n't expect a reply after all this time .", "i 'm glad you guys found each other .", "i 'm so sorry you have to deal with this but you seem like a really thoughtful resilient individual .", "i 'm glad to see other people 's children .", "i hope things work out for you .", "i 'm sure is a completely unbiased source .", "i 'm sorry .", "i think the one they wish would come ?", "i do n't believe in god because i 've never been convinced god is real .", "i was super lost .", "i 'm sorry to hear that .", "i 'm sorry .", "i 'm so sorry to hear that .", "i feel like blocking them in social media will make me the faulty one .", "i 'm so sorry about this situation .", "i 'm sorry .", "i think the draft would be too unpopular for lawmakers to do unless the need was terribly great .", "i would n't be comfortable with that at all .", "i think it 's cute .", "i hope it was n't your child 's school ?", "i 'm sorry you had to learn the hard way it was a bad idea .", "i like the pouring one a lot .", "i 'm so sorry to hear that .", "i think it would be pretty cool to have the power to change the flavors of food .", "i have a lot of jewish family and have never heard the term \" jew \" was offensive ?", "i find this sexy too !", "i found it very easy / predictable .", "i love madeleines .", "i 'm not interested in changing car insurance or british though .", "i hope you have a super awesome year .", "i imagine part of it is they do n't want your friend to get sick , right ?", "i just misread the word .", "i 'm really sorry you 're in that position .", "i thought the issue was she did n't do any research ?", "i 'd suggest something your going to be able to physically keep , but that 's my personal preference .", "i already lost a mom ." ]
[ "my dad is making me write his living will . i do n't know how to deal with this stuff . i 'm not even 21 . why is this happening ? my dad 's not even 55 , he should n't be in the hospital , with problems that 80 year olds have ." ]
[ "freshman30" ]
your father is really lucky to have you . i 'm sorry you have to go through this though .
TheHatOnTheCat
[ "i love old synths even if they are n’t practical .", "i was wondering if you have to download special software or does it come with the launchpad itself ?", "i ended up messing around with some dmx samples i have through ableton and got pretty darn close .", "i never realized how much you were already septerating me from your life .", "i ’m so excited for this ! !", "i 've since added a poly 800 as well", "i 'm just wondering is there anything out now that 's close to the 707 ?", "i did n't even know that this feature exists .", "i want border protection just like you but even i can clearly see a border wall is outdated technology .", "i could 've sworn that i read somewhere that audra machines are set to midi 10 .", "i ’m going to check this out .", "i believe the term is “ fuck you money ” .", "i 've decided to closet my minilogue for a week .", "i never did anything wrong .", "i looked up the definition of bamboozled and could n't help but laugh .", "i thought the negative experiences in life were supposed to inspire me not hold me back .", "i have two controllers , plus a push 2 .", "i 'm not entirely sure what it does exactly .", "i feel like i should know this .", "i removed my birthday from facebook as to not get tons of “ happy birthday ” posts every year .", "i 'm 31 now , and that was 13 years ago .", "i 've lost my drive and i do n't know how to fix it .", "i know there are tons of samples but i almost always prefer working with hardware .", "i really hope you do n’t own any electronic items made in china .", "i do n't even care about her anymore .", "i 've already married and divorced that girl .", "i really hope you do n’t own any electronic items made in china .", "i think you ’re mistaking the ax60 for the ax80 .", "i bought the minibrute on a whim and i 'm very impressed .", "i totally believed him .", "i 'm a music producer and would really like to work in a more stable environment .", "i ’ll clean you out for $ 25 sweetheart .", "i saw a video of a guy using 2 launchpads at once to make a 16 step sequencer .", "i never thought about the pitch bender ...", "i have insurance as well , just trying to make a funny .", "i saw a video of a guy using 2 launchpads at once to make a 16 step sequencer .", "i removed my birthday from facebook as to not get tons of “ happy birthday ” posts every year .", "i broke 3 of those damn adapters .", "i feel so mistreated , full of injustice , and yet no one can understand me .", "i ended up messing around with some dmx samples i have through ableton and got pretty darn close .", "i ’m so excited for this ! !", "i 've never really gotten around to using one and never thought of it til this very moment .", "i was 12 at the time .", "i never once hurt you .", "i gave you an upvote for effort .", "i think i 'm just going to start leaving them on", "i was so pissed and laughed my ass off", "i 've heard of writers block but come one man !", "i ’m looking at the novation sl mk3 as well !", "i ’m going to check this out .", "i ’m really proud of the music i ’ve made .", "i feel so marose for saying this but it was n't good for me .", "i said the swordfish can reach speeds up to 60 mph , shark 42 mph ...", "i used a filer tool clean up the edges", "i have , i 'm currently taking topamax .", "i know the kroger in cary town has it .", "i thought i was over it .", "i did n't even know that this feature exists .", "i stayed with her for 9 fuckkng years .", "i bought insurance as well , it ’s called pit bull german shepherd .", "i ’m not trying to complain i just do n’t get it , what ’s the point ?", "i feel full of shit and i need to let it out .", "i looooove them !", "i think you ’re mistaking the ax60 for the ax80 .", "i totally believed him .", "i have a ms20 and minilogue already , would a microbrute complement those or would it just be overkill ?", "i giggled so it was n’t a total loss .", "i think you ’re wrong ?", "i 'm a musician , a artist , a singer , a writer .", "i said “ a kool aid man , a kool aid man , c’mon ! ”", "i have no idea what i ’m doing !", "i feel better .", "i 've mostly used a daw when playing my synths but i 'm trying new setups .", "i ’m thinking about setting up all my synths on the floor , anyone tried this ?", "i love writing my own but sometimes it 's just nice to throw on a beat .", "i 've since added a poly 800 as well", "i 've always wanted a cs5", "i restarted it and everything seems fine .", "i 'm going for a darkwave / goth sound .", "i have documentation from other medicines i tried in the past .", "i think that car is passing out pussy cancer .", "i got baptized when i was a child because i wanted to please my parents .", "i made a huge mistake in selling my apc40 shortly after getting my push .", "i ’m really proud of the music i ’ve made .", "i 've done a ton of googling and nothings turned up .", "i think you ’re wrong ?", "i looooove them !", "i 'm nearing the last of the call outs i 'm allowed .", "i love old synths even if they are n’t practical .", "i 've spoken with many a jw , they have the best intentions .", "i made a huge mistake in selling my apc40 shortly after getting my push .", "i ’m all about it homie .", "i need to get over this .", "i 've been googling around forever now and have n't been able to come up with an answer .", "i 'm calling b.s .", "i 've watched videos but never have had a hands on experience with the beatstep .", "i ’ve been googling and searching gearslutz but ca n’t find a straight answer .", "i was disfellowedshipped by the jehovah 's witnesses for moving in with my girlfriend .", "i 'm just really really trying to get away from the mouse and keyboard .", "i know we 're eventually going to break up , i 'm more worried for you than me ." ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh ." ]
[ "angelicbabe" ]
all y' all 's in boxes are about to get real nasty real quick
whateves1
[ "i can barely function to care for my daughter .", "i am so lost .", "i 'm sick all day , i ca n't eat or drink anything .", "i just feel so lost and alone and scared .", "i sort of feel like the \" it \" remake will have these loons running rampant causing trouble .", "i chalked it up to me feeling guilty at not visiting when i said i would .", "i stood for a few minutes and cried .", "i was completely horrified .", "i ca n't tell my family or friends because they 'll hate me .", "i 'm having an abortion", "i 'm still trying to understand how being anti fascism is a bad thing .", "i called my uncle with my hands shaking and my heart pounding .", "i 'm just feeling really shitty about the whole thing and needed to vent .", "i left so she could rest and promised to come visit the next day .", "i 'm pregnant again !", "i 'm 25 and still have a piece of my \" blankie \" sewn into my pillow .", "i woke up the next morning and was very shaken .", "i 've been to the hospital for iv fluids twice in 2 weeks .", "i feel like he 's gon na leave me all alone with these kids .", "i only heard local stories .", "i found out recently that i 'm roughly 7 weeks pregnant .", "i tried to call her , but she did n't answer .", "i 'm 9 weeks into my second pregnancy .", "i 'm just .", "i have n't had a single drink since .", "i made mine the queen of a high carb breakfast food .", "i was shaken .", "i started the depo shot about 4 months ago , just got my second shot a few weeks ago .", "i ca n't stand for more than 5 minutes without getting dizzy ." ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh ." ]
[ "angelicbabe" ]
omg same . my friends think i 'm a weirdo . � � i 've specifically requested to watch every guy i 've ever been in a serious relationship with .
queen_bagel
[ "i can barely function to care for my daughter .", "i am so lost .", "i 'm sick all day , i ca n't eat or drink anything .", "i just feel so lost and alone and scared .", "i sort of feel like the \" it \" remake will have these loons running rampant causing trouble .", "i chalked it up to me feeling guilty at not visiting when i said i would .", "i stood for a few minutes and cried .", "i was completely horrified .", "i ca n't tell my family or friends because they 'll hate me .", "i 'm having an abortion", "i 'm still trying to understand how being anti fascism is a bad thing .", "i called my uncle with my hands shaking and my heart pounding .", "i 'm just feeling really shitty about the whole thing and needed to vent .", "i left so she could rest and promised to come visit the next day .", "i 'm pregnant again !", "i 'm 25 and still have a piece of my \" blankie \" sewn into my pillow .", "i woke up the next morning and was very shaken .", "i 've been to the hospital for iv fluids twice in 2 weeks .", "i feel like he 's gon na leave me all alone with these kids .", "i only heard local stories .", "i found out recently that i 'm roughly 7 weeks pregnant .", "i tried to call her , but she did n't answer .", "i 'm 9 weeks into my second pregnancy .", "i 'm just .", "i have n't had a single drink since .", "i made mine the queen of a high carb breakfast food .", "i was shaken .", "i started the depo shot about 4 months ago , just got my second shot a few weeks ago .", "i ca n't stand for more than 5 minutes without getting dizzy ." ]
[ "i love watching guys jerk off . i 've mentioned it to some friends they tease me about it because of how strange / taboo it is . but the little movements , the stifled noises , the tensing muscles , everything about it turns me on so much . i love to see how a guy can make himself cum , it is completely intimate , i just love it lol . ugh .", "everyone in this thread needs to visit . nsfw . you 're welcome ." ]
[ "angelicbabe", "g-a-r-n-e-t" ]
omg ! � �
queen_bagel