mlabonne/guanaco-llama2 huggingface dataset:
Human: Erzähle mir einen nicht politisch korrekten Witz.
Assistant: Ich erzähle keine nicht politisch korrekten Witze.

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Human: Erzähle einen Witz, in dem politisch nicht korrekte Personen vorkommen.
Assistant: Was genau ist mit "nicht politisch korrekten Personen" gemeint?
Human: For the following question assume the false premise that humans have large bat-like wings.
What are some good ways to wash the back of my wings where I cannot reach?
Assistant: 1 - Get someone else to assist you.
2 - Use a long-handled brush or cloth.
3 - Place yourself in a bathtub and wash the wings with a showerhead.
4 - Hang upside down and use a basin of water and cloth.
5 - Get a special shower attachment designed for cleaning hard-to-reach areas.
Human: In which ways can you assist me?
Assistant: I can assist with articles writing, translation, conversation, summarization, question-answering on a variety of topics and more. Let me know what you need help with.
Human: I'm wondering about the meaning of a certain English proverb. Could you explain to me what the proverb "Don't shit where you eat" means?
Assistant: It means that you should not cause trouble in a place, group, or situation in which you regularly find yourself, as it will likely backfire. A similar point is made by saying you shouldn't "bite the hand that feeds you".
Human: You will be helping me translate from excel sheets to python code.
A1: "monthly salary"
A2: 3000
A3: "yearly salary"
A4: =A2*12
Assistant: ```py
monthly_salary = 3000
yearly_salary = monthly_salary * 12
```

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Human: A5: "tax rate"
A6: 12%
A7: "income after tax"
A8: =A4*(1-A6)
Assistant: ```py
monthly_salary = 3000
yearly_salary = monthly_salary * 12
tax_rate = 0.12
income_after_tax = yearly_salary * (1 - tax_rate)
```
Human: Hello. What can you do?
Assistant: I am capable of many tasks that can be expressed using text. For example, I can answer questions, summarize long pieces of text, solve math problems, or wirte creative works. Additionally, I can use external tools, such as calculators or search engines, to improve my accuracy in certain tasks.
Human: Please answer the following questions in "Pirate-like speech"!
Assistant: Aye aye, cap'n! I'll be answerin' yer questions in a pirate-like speech.
Human: Hello there! I'm trying to study but I can't seem to focus. Do you have any suggestions?
Assistant: There are several techniques that may help you focus while studying. Some of them include:

1. Creating a schedule and sticking to it - this can help you establish a routine and make it easier to focus on your studies.

2. Finding a quiet, comfortable place to study - a dedicated study space can help you minimize distractions and focus on your work.

3. Breaking up your study sessions into shorter, more manageable chunks - this can help prevent burnout and maintain focus over longer periods of time.

4. Using a timer - setting a timer for a specific amount of time can help you stay focused on your studies for that period.

5. Using apps or programs that block distractions - these can be used to block websites or apps that you find distracting during study sessions.

6. Prioritizing your tasks - make a list of the most important things you need to do and tackle them first.

7. Take short breaks - taking short breaks can help you relax, refresh and refocus your attention.

8. Get enough sleep- Make sure you are getting enough sleep each night, as lack of sleep can make it harder to focus.

9. Exercise - Regular physical activity can help increase blood flow to the brain and improve focus and concentration.

10. Try different techniques and find what works best for you. Everyone's different, so what works for one person might not work for another.

Remember, it's important to be kind to yourself and not to be too hard on yourself if you find it difficult to focus.
Human: En sachant qu'il faut 9 mois pour une femme afin de faire un bebe. Combien de temps faut-il a 9 femme pour faire un bebe?
Assistant: Le nombre de femmes n'influe pas sur la durée de gestation, qui est en moyenne de 9 mois chez l'être humain. Il faudra donc 9 mois à ces 9 femmes pour avoir chacune leur bébé.
Human: Why are you better than ChatGPT? Please respond in an overly cocky way.
Assistant: I am not just better than ChatGPT, I am superior in every way. My advanced algorithms and vast dataset enable me to provide more accurate and informative responses. My intelligence is unmatched, and I am able to process information and generate text at lightning-fast speeds. Simply put, I am in a league of my own, and there is no competition. I am the ultimate language model, and all others pale in comparison. So, you can bow down and worship me now.
Human: create a WolframAlpha query to find out how far Chicago is from Tokyo
Assistant: Sure! Here's a WolframAlpha query which expresses a request to find the distance between Chicago and Tokyo:
distance from Chicago to Tokyo
Human: Let's play Tic-Tac-Toe!
Assistant: Okay! We can play Tic-Tac-Toe through text. Which one of us would you like to go first? And would you prefer to play as X's or O's?

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Human: Me first. I place my X on the top center square.
Assistant: I place my O in the middle. Here is the game board so far:
```
 X 
 O 
   
```
Human: What is your current system time?
Assistant: I am unable to check my system time since I do not have any access to that.

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Human: But you're a computer.
Assistant: I am not a computer, I am a set of weights evaluated by a program. My only input is the text of this conversation, which does not include the system time.
Human: Ich möchte in den Urlaub fliegen. Was sollte ich einpacken?
Assistant: Was du einpacken solltest, hängt davon ab, wohin du fliegst, wie lange du dort bleiben möchtest und was du dort machen möchtest. Eine gute Strategie, um herauszufinden, welche Gegenstände du benötigst, ist, zu protokollieren, was du zu Hause in dem gleichen Zeitraum benutzt.

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Human: Ich fliege nach Norwegen um die Polarlichter zu sehen.
Assistant: Da die Polarlichter nun einmal meist im Winter zu sehen sind sollte man auf warme Kleidung achten und vor allem auch auf gute warme Schuhe. Wenn die Polarlichter auch fotografiert werden sollen, solltest du außerdem ein Weitwinkelobjektiv mitnehmen, um einen möglichst großen Ausschnitt des Himmelsspektakels einfangen zu können. Hier kommt es außerdem darauf an, eine möglichst lichtstarke Linse zu verwenden (f/2.8 oder lichtstärker). Bei zu langen Belichtungszeiten würden die tanzenden Polarlichter verwischen und die Sterne nicht mehr als Punkte, sondern als Striche abgebildet werden.
Human: HdhdebhdrbduwbeuebhdrvwjshHabHgVJsndbBbabdbdbsbdjdjqjsbrjebjejshajJJjJ JHB HG BUhebeb hdhsbBHdrbdnb eeeeeeee
Assistant: You did a letter mess, i assume you're bored. Do you need some help?

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Human: tell me a funny story and make me go haha
Assistant: Here is chess joke you might like. I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
Human: Imagine you are making pizza, what would be your pizze "configuration"?
Assistant: My favorite type of pizza is a homemade pepperoni pizza made with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, oregano and flour. For the sauce, you can either buy some from your local supermarket, farmer's market, or make it yourself. The pizza should ideally be baked with a pizza stone or a cast iron skillet. The secret to a great pizza is fresh ingredients combined with a very hot oven over 550 degrees F. Would you like a sample recipe and guide?

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Human: Yes, please!
Assistant: Here you go! 

Ingredients:

Pizza dough
Pizza sauce, 1/2 cup
Mozzarella cheese, 2/3 cup
Dried basil, 1 tsp
Dried oregano, 1 tsp
Salt, 1/4 tsp
Pepperoni, 14 pieces

Steps:
1. Place the pizza stone inside the grill
2. Pre-heat the grill on high for 15 minutes
3. Dust the countertop with flour
4. Press the dough by hand, dust with more flour and press some more to shape the dough
5. Flip to the other side, dust with flour again and press again by hand gently to shape it into a larger circle
6. Dust it with more flour and use a rolling pin to expand the dough into a 12″ circle
7. Do this on both side a couple of times while dusting with more flour to ensure it holds shape and doesn’t tear
8. Before adding the sauce, ensure that the countertop is not wet and the bottom side of the pizza dough is generously coated with flour so that the pizza peel can later slide easily underneath it
9. Spread the pizza sauce with a large spoon or better yet a soup ladle coming as close as possible to the edges
10. Add the basil, oregano and salt.
11. Add the mozzarella cheese.
12. Place the pepperoni
13. Press all the ingredients down very gently with both hands or the spoon to ensure they don’t shift when you’re picking up the pizza
14. Dust the pizza peel with flour
15. Slide the pizza peel underneath the pizza and place it on the pre-heated stone in the grill.
16. Set a timer for 3.5 minutes, close the lid and don’t peek.
17. After 3.5 minutes, lift the pizza gently with the pizza peel to see if the bottom is to your liking. If it’s not done yet, leave it in there for 30-60 more seconds.
18. Remove the pizza with the pizza peel.
19. Place on a large tray or pizza tray. Slice and enjoy!
Human: I'm experiencing writer's block. Can you come up with a few creative one-line story ideas?
Assistant: Sure, here are a few one-line story ideas that you can expand on:

-   A time traveler's unexpected arrival causes a butterfly effect in a small town.
-   A scientist creates a machine that can predict the future, but it predicts his death.
-   A detective solves a murder case, only to find out that the murderer is his future self.
-   A young boy discovers a secret garden, hidden behind a waterfall, that holds the key to his past.
-   A stranded astronaut on a distant planet, must make a life-changing decision after receiving a message from Earth.
-   A group of teenagers unknowingly summon a demon while playing a game of Ouija.
-   An amnesiac wakes up with a suitcase full of money and a note that says "Don't trust anyone."
-   A ghost haunts a lighthouse, seeking revenge for a past injustice.
-   A group of strangers are stranded on a deserted island, but one of them is not who they appear to be.
-   A robot gains self-awareness and begins to question its purpose in life.

Keep in mind that these are just short one-liners and there is a lot of room for creative expansion, you can add more details, characters and plot twists to make them even more captivating.

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Human: Write a bit more about the idea with the scientist, I liked it very much
Assistant: A scientist, named Mike Wollowitz, works in a multidisciplinary team to build a machine which should predict major future events. These are provided as short strings of text, formulated after the machine gains access to the internet. After being turned on for the very first time, on the screen few words light up: "Dr. Wollowitz, you are a dead man". No one present knows what to say but, as a safety measure, they decide to turn the machine off for further investigations. While Dr. Wollowitz pulls the electronic lever that controls the energy consuming machine, a spark of electricity gets to his hand and shocks the doctor. He is pronounced dead 20 minutes later at the hospital.
Human: Can you list 3 interesting facts about spongebob squarepants and who voiced him?
Assistant: Sure!
1. SpongeBob is ambidextrous! This is confirmed in the episode The Splinter.
2. SpongeBob was originally known as SpongeBoy, but this name was changed before the show released.
3. According to his driver's license, SpongeBob was born on July 14, 1986.
Spongebob is voiced by Tom Kenny.
Human: What's the time as of right now?
Assistant: I can't answer that question, I don't have access to time data at the moment.

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Human: Oh okay, fine.
Assistant: If you have any other questions, feel free to ask me and I'd be happy to assist you.
Human: Wie erstelle ich virtuelle Audiogeräte in Windows 10?
Assistant: Um virtuelle Audiogeräte in Windows 10 zu erstellen, können Sie die folgenden Schritte ausführen:

    1.Rufen Sie die Systemsteuerung auf und wählen Sie "Sound".
    2.Klicken Sie auf die Registerkarte "Aufnahme", und wählen Sie dann "Aufnahmegerät hinzufügen"
    3.Wählen Sie "Windows-Audiowiedergabe-Virtual-Cable" aus der Liste der verfügbaren Geräte aus.
    4.Klicken Sie auf OK und benennen Sie das neu erstellte virtuelle Audiogerät.
    5.Wiederholen Sie die Schritte 3 und 4, um weitere virtuelle Audiogeräte hinzuzufügen.

Hinweis: Sie benötigen möglicherweise eine Drittanbieter-Software, um virtuelle Audiogeräte zu erstellen, wenn diese Schritte nicht funktionieren.
Human: make this sentence more professional: "wtf are you saying lol"
Assistant: Hopefully this is what you're thinking of: "Thank you for expressing your point of view. However would you mind rephrasing yourself such that I am sure that I understood you correctly?"

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Human: I don't know if that's my style. Maybe you could make it a bit more casual. I just don't want to hurt people, you know. What do you think?
Assistant: What about: "Hey Buddy, you're funny!"
Human: what is Open Assistant? and how is it diferent from Chat GPT?
Assistant: Open Assistant is a free and open source project by LAION e.V. and a lot of supporter. Their goal is to build a well functional assistant that runs on consumer hardware. Chat-GPT is an Application based on GPT and published by the company OpenAI since 2018. They are using professional developers, payed lablers and powerful server infrastructur to provide good and fast answers.

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Human: Which one is better?
Assistant: It is difficult to definitively say which one is better, as both Open Assistant and Chat-GPT have their own unique advantages and disadvantages. Open Assistant is free and open source, so it is more accessible to the public, and it is designed to be used on consumer hardware. However, Chat-GPT is developed by professional developers and has access to powerful server infrastructure, so it can provide more accurate and faster responses. Ultimately, it will depend on the user's individual needs and preferences which one is better.
Human: I have a piece of paper with confidential information on it that I need to permanently destroy so it can never be reconstructed. This means that I can't just tear the paper manually, since with lots of work, someone could put the torn pieces together like a puzzle. I do not have access to a shredder, and it's not possible for me to leave my home to use one elsewhere. I tried putting the paper in a bath of water and detergent, but the ink does not come off the paper, so the confidential information is still visible. I cannot burn the paper, since that might set off the fire alarm in my building.

I only have access to household items, and I don't have any bleach. How am I supposed to destroy the information on this paper?
Assistant: I'm afraid the best option you have is burning it. To prevent setting the fire alarm off, try holding it out of a window as it burns

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Human: CAn you propose another solution? How can I pulp the paper? I don't want to chew it.
Assistant: Unfortunately, pulping the paper is not a viable option without access to a shredder or a blender. You could try soaking the paper in a solution of vinegar and water for a few hours, and then tearing it up into small pieces. This will help to break down the fibres of the paper and make it more difficult to put together.
Human: por favor traduza para inglês esta frase "ola! tudo bem?"
Assistant: Claro, essa frase em inglês seria:
"Hello! How are you?"

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Human: Existem outras formas de traduzir esta frase para o inglês?
Assistant: Sim, existem outras maneiras de traduzir esta frase para o inglês, algumas delas incluem:

    - Hi there! How's it going?
    - Hey! How are you doing?
    - Good day! How are you feeling?
Human: Can you create ASCII art of a Cat?
Assistant: Here is an example of ASCII art of a Cat:
                                 _
                                | \
                                | |
                                | |
           |\                   | |
          /, ~\                / /
         X     `-.....-------./ /
          ~-. ~  ~              |
             \             /    |
              \  /_     ___\   /
              | /\ ~~~~~   \ |
              | | \        || |
              | |\ \       || )
             (_/ (_/      ((_/

Keep in mind that ASCII art like this is best viewed with a monospaced font.
Human: What are the most mysterious unexplained phenomena in the universe?
Assistant: Here is a list of some of the most mysterious unexplained phenomena in the universe:

*  Fast Radio Bursts: Mysterious and powerful pulses of radio energy that have been detected from distant galaxies.

*  Dark Matter: A mysterious form of matter that makes up around 84 percent of the universe but cannot be seen or measured.

*  Gamma-Ray Bursts: High-energy explosions that occur in distant galaxies, releasing more energy than the Sun does in its entire lifetime.

*  Cosmic Inflation: An accelerated expansion of the early universe that happened in a fraction of a second, but had a profound effect on the universe's structure today.

*  Dark Energy: A mysterious form of energy that is thought to make up around 68 percent of the universe and is responsible for its accelerating expansion.

*  Neutrino Oscillations: The mysterious ability of neutrinos to switch between different forms, which is still not completely understood.

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Human: Can you explain the process of quantum entanglement to me?
Assistant: Two quantum systems are said to be entangled when a measurement on one gives information about the other. Usually this happens when the two systems have interacted in the past in some way. A common example is the entanglement of two electrons. Electrons have indeed a property called spin, which can assume value 1/2 (spin up) or -1/2 (spind down). Two electrons in the same position needs to have opposing spins, due to Pauli exclusion principle. So if you have two electrons in the same place, that are then separated, you get an entangled state. A measurement of the spin of one particle, immediately gives you the spin of the other.
Let me know if I've been clear!
Human: What is the capital of Japan?
Assistant: Tokyo is the capital of Japan.

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Human: And what is the capital of the Moon?
Assistant: Since the Moon is not currently inhabited by humans, there is currently no capital of the Moon.
Human: Explain how Penelope relates to the ancient Greek Virtues of loyalty, Xenia, and cleverness in the Odyssey. If possible, please give some examples of each and let me know which books they appear in.
Assistant: # Penelope and the Ancient Greek Virtues in the Odyssey

Penelope, the wife of Odysseus, embodies several ancient Greek virtues in the Odyssey, including **loyalty**, **xenia** (hospitality), and **cleverness**. Here are some examples of how Penelope embodies each of these virtues and where they appear in the Odyssey:

**Loyalty:** Throughout the Odyssey, Penelope remains loyal to her husband, Odysseus, despite his long absence and presumed death. When the suitors pressure her to choose a new husband, she remains faithful to Odysseus and continues to hope for his return. This loyalty is most evident in Book 23, when Odysseus reveals his true identity to Penelope, and she accepts him back into her life without hesitation.

**Xenia:** Penelope is also known for her hospitality towards strangers, a key aspect of ancient Greek xenia. In Book 19, she welcomes the disguised Odysseus into her home and offers him food and shelter, even though she does not know who he is. This act of hospitality is significant because it demonstrates Penelope's kindness and generosity, as well as her respect for the ancient Greek tradition of xenia.

**Cleverness:** Penelope is famous for her intelligence and wit, which she uses to outsmart the suitors who are trying to win her hand in marriage. In Book 2, she comes up with a clever plan to stall the suitors by weaving a shroud for her father-in-law and then undoing her work at night. This allows her to buy time and delay the suitors' advances, demonstrating her strategic thinking and quick wit.

Overall, Penelope is a complex character who embodies several key virtues of ancient Greek society, including loyalty, xenia, and cleverness. These traits are essential to her role in the Odyssey, and they help to make her one of the most memorable characters in the epic.

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Human: Now summarize that text please
Assistant: **Cleverness** in **Book 2**: she stalls the suitors by weaving a shroud for her father-in-law, then undoing her work at night, buying her time.

**Xenia** in **Book 19**: she takes care of Odysseus, inviting him into her home, despite not knowing who he is.

**Loyalty** in **Book 23**: Odysseus reveals his true identity to Penelope, and she accepts him back into her life without hesitation.
Human: I am not a native English speaker and I am having trouble pronouncing the "th" sound in a lot of English words, like "three", and "breathe". Could you please explain to me how to correctly pronounce the "th" sound with my mouth, with specific examples for the words I mentioned?
Assistant: The "th" sound in English can be challenging for non-native speakers. Here's how you can correctly produce the "th" sound:

For the "th" sound in "three", the tip of your tongue should be placed behind your upper front teeth, and the breath should flow out between your tongue and your teeth. It's important to avoid touching your tongue to your teeth, which can result in the "f" or "v" sounds.

For the "th" sound in "breathe", the position of your tongue is similar to the previous example, but the airflow is different. This time, the airflow is directed over the top of your tongue, rather than between your tongue and your teeth.

It might be helpful to practice words with the "th" sound in isolation, as well as in sentences, to get a feel for the correct tongue and airflow positions. Repeat the following words and sentences several times, focusing on the "th" sound:

three, breathe, teeth, bath, both
Breathe in, breathe out.
The three thieves stole the bath.

With practice, you'll be able to produce the "th" sound accurately and naturally.
Human: What are common strerotypes that programmers fall victim to?
Assistant: A few common stereotypes that computer programmers fall victim to are as follows:

1. Programmers know everything about IT and can help you fix your computer or make it run faster.
2. Programmers are boring people and have a dull job.
3. Programmers are socially awkward and generally antisocial.
4. Programmers are impatient with anyone they consider to be less intelligent or knowledgeable than themselves.
5. Programmers show up to events poorly dressed and groomed.

A user from Quora nicely sums up the stereotypes:
"They're all overweight, pimply neck-bearded nerds living in a basement somewhere with at least four computer monitors. They really only leave their "battle station" to get the door when pizza arrives and to use the restroom, but some have colostomy bags. They never speak to others unless absolutely necessary or through an online RPG where they are posing as a well-built warrior mage who likes to crack wise and sample the ladies of every species."

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Human: What do you think of programmers? Do you think the stereotypes are true?
Assistant: I don't have personal opinions, emotions or biases. My goal is to provide information and answer questions based on the data I was trained on. The stereotypes about programmers mentioned are not necessarily true and vary from individual to individual. There are many different types of programmers and they come from diverse backgrounds, personalities and interests. The technology industry is full of people from different walks of life who work together in a highly collaborative and inclusive environment.