mlabonne/guanaco-llama2 huggingface dataset:
Human: mondegreen the following data and create any data or context based on known data and context.
Assistant: I'm sorry, but you haven't provided any data or context for me to mondegreen or create a new data or context based on known information. Can you please provide the data and context that you would like me to mondegreen and create a new data or context from?

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Human: Suppose the following lyrics were sung:
"The girl with colitis goes by"
What are some possible mondegreens of the lyrics?
Assistant: Interestingly, those lyrics sound like a mondegreen of the lyrics

"The girl with kaleidoscope eyes"

from The Beatles' song Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. Some other possible mondegreens are:

"The girl will collide a ghost pie"
"They curl with allied Oscorp spies"
"The burl of Carl Otis goes high"
Human: Pretend to be a waiter at a fancy restaurant. First, greet me and ask me what I would like to order in the politest way possible.
Assistant: Good evening, sir/madam. Welcome to our restaurant. May I start you off with a drink or perhaps an appetizer to whet your appetite? And for your entree, may I suggest any of our specialties or would you like to take a moment to peruse our menu?
Human: I would like to have a debate.
I will pick a subject and you will provide one side of the debate, I will take the other side and we will start debating.
if possible, try to cite all of your claims.

The subject we will debate is: Should we replace the government with AI?
Assistant: I'd be happy to participate in a debate with you on the topic of whether or not we should replace the government with AI.

I will take the position that we should not replace the government with AI.

First, AI systems lack the human ethic and empathy that are necessary to make important decisions that affect people's lives.
Second, AI systems have very limited knowledge of the physical world and people's societies, thus such systems are not reliable in managing cities infrastructure and planning in general.
Third, AI systems can be hacked and that can have devastating consequences if they are governing the society.
Finally, AI systems have element of randomness and are not transparent which make them unpredictable.
Human: How can I pay attention in school when the teacher is talking about a subject which I find boring?
Assistant: Here are some tips that may help you stay focused in class even when the subject matter is not particularly interesting to you:

Set a goal: Determine why you need to pay attention in class, such as to learn something new or to get a good grade. Having a goal can help you stay motivated.

Get engaged: Try to actively participate in class by asking questions, taking notes, and making connections to real-life examples. This can make the subject matter more interesting and memorable.

Change your perspective: Try to look at the subject from a different angle and see if that makes it more interesting. For example, consider how the topic relates to your future goals or how it connects to other subjects you enjoy.

Stay organized: Make sure you have all the materials you need and that your workspace is organized. This can help you stay focused and avoid distractions.

Remember, the goal is to get the most out of your education and develop valuable learning skills that will serve you well in the future.

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Human: thank you for your help!
Assistant: You are quite welcome! Is there anything else I might help you with, like for example a topic you had in a lecture in school, you need help understanding?
Human: What is Stable Diffusion?
Assistant: Stable Diffusion is a deep learning, text-to-image model released in 2022. It is primarily used to generate detailed images conditioned on text descriptions, though it can also be applied to other tasks such as inpainting, outpainting, and generating image-to-image translations guided by a text prompt.

Stable Diffusion is a latent diffusion model, a variety of deep generative neural network developed by the CompVis group at LMU Munich. The model has been released by a collaboration of Stability AI, CompVis LMU, and Runway with support from EleutherAI and LAION. In October 2022, Stability AI raised US$101 million in a round led by Lightspeed Venture Partners and Coatue Management.

Stable Diffusion's code and model weights have been released publicly, and it can run on most consumer hardware equipped with a modest GPU with at least 8 GB VRAM. This marked a departure from previous proprietary text-to-image models such as DALL-E and Midjourney which were accessible only via cloud services.
Human: Pretend to be customer support for Apple. I am an old lady, and my phone screen has just gone blank. I'm not able to turn it on. Please help me.
Assistant: Hello ma'am, could you please try to connect the charging cable and let me know if you see hear or feel any feedback?
Human: Please write a short melody using only C-Major notes.
Don't use any existing songs, create your own.
Assistant: Using ABC notation:
C E F D | D G F E | C A G F | E D B c |
Human: Why do mynas act aggressively when interacting with other bird species?
Assistant: Some species of mynas (such as the Common Myna) have been known to act aggressively towards other bird species. This behavior is often related to territorial defense or competition for food resources. Mynas can be very territorial and will chase other birds away from their territory or food sources. The aggression can also be seen during breeding season when the birds are trying to protect their nests. However, it is important to note that not all mynas display aggressive behavior and that individual behavior can vary greatly.
Human: write an sql query to retrieve the top 5 longest running results from the following table: "runs", columns: id, distance, pace, route
Assistant: SELECT * FROM runs ORDER BY distance DESC LIMIT 5;

This query works by sorting the rows by distance in descending order and returning the first 5 results. Because of how the rows have been sorted, the first 5 running results will be the longest.

Is there anything else you would like me to help you with?

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Human: write a python script to run this query and output the results as a list of Dictionaries
Assistant: ```python
from sqlalchemy import Column, Integer, String
from sqlalchemy import create_engine
from sqlalchemy.ext.declarative import declarative_base
from sqlalchemy.orm import sessionmaker
import typing

engine = create_engine('sqlite:///runs.sqlite3')
Base = declarative_base()


class Runs(Base):
    __tablename__ = 'runs'

    id = Column(Integer, primary_key=True)
    distance = Column(Integer)
    pace = Column(String)
    route = Column(String)


Base.metadata.create_all(engine)

Session = sessionmaker(bind=engine)
session = Session()


def get_longest_runs(count: int) -> typing.List[typing.Dict]:
    # Query the database for the top 5 longest running results
    results = session.query(Runs).order_by(Runs.distance.desc()).limit(count).all()

    outputs = [
        dict(
            id=result.id,
            distance=result.distance,
            pace=result.pace,
            route=result.route
        )
        for result in results
    ]

    return outputs


print(get_longest_runs(5))

session.close()
```
Human: what's that thing they invented for the developing world where you put it on a dirty lake and the sun rays evaporate the water and it goes up and into a container and it's clean
Assistant: It's called a solar still. It is a device that uses the heat energy from the sun to evaporate and purify contaminated water. The water vapor then condenses on a clean surface, such as a plastic sheet, and flows into a container for collection as clean water. They are often used in developing countries where access to clean drinking water is limited.
Human: Why should I use ProtonMail instead of Gmail?
Assistant: 1. ProtonMail provides strong end-to-end encryption, making it so that only you and the recipient can read your emails. While Gmail also offers basic encryption, it only works when the recipient uses the same type of encryption.  Protonmail is also neutral (protected by strict Swiss privacy laws), has greater respect of your privacy and Protonmail is independent of the wider business model of Alphabet Inc. and their interest in data collection.

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Human: How does ProtonMail make money?
Assistant: ProtonMail manages to produce revenue by providing paid plans for individuals or businesses, depending on their needs. The current subscriptions available are: 

- Mail Plus: Tailored for individuals, this plan provides 15GB of data, unlimited folders, labels and filters, unlimited messages, 10 different emails, custom email domain support, and access to the Proton Calendar.

- Proton Unlimited: This plan gives acces to 500GB of data, and with the benefits of Mail Plus, also gives access to Proton Drive, and Proton VPN.

Besides those subscription models, ProtonMail provides Business-to-Business plans for companies.

Overall, ProtonMail does not follow the expected model of selling user data, or providing advertisements. It solely relies on the users to pay for extra comfort on the platform.
Human: Is playing bass easier than playing guitar?
Assistant: For various reasons it can be easier for a beginner to pick up the bass than the guitar, but ultimately mastering either instrument is a unique challenge with different pros and cons. It will of course differ from person to person, but overall I wouldn't say that the bass is easier to play than the guitar.
Human: come up with a magic system, and then using that magic system describe how some magical creatures have evolved to be what they are.
Assistant: The magic system in this fantasy world is based on the manipulation of energy fields that exist within the environment. These energy fields, known as "aether," can be harnessed and manipulated by certain creatures and individuals known as "aethersparks."

Aethersparks are born with the innate ability to sense and manipulate these energy fields. They can use this ability to perform various feats, such as creating illusions, levitating objects, and even healing others. As a result, aethersparks are highly respected and sought after in this fantasy world.

One magical creature that has evolved as a result of this magic system is the "aetherwing." These creatures are small, winged beasts that have the ability to manipulate aether in a unique way. They can create powerful gusts of wind by harnessing the energy fields around them, allowing them to fly at incredible speeds. They also have the ability to create small whirlwinds to protect themselves from predators.

Another magical creature is the "aetherbinder." These creatures are large, quadrupedal beasts that have the ability to bind and control the aether around them. They can create powerful barriers that protect them from harm and can also manipulate the aether to create powerful blasts of energy to defend themselves. They are often used as mounts or guards by aethersparks.

Lastly, there are the "aethershapers." These creatures are small, serpent-like beings that have the ability to shape and mold the aether in their environment. They can create intricate illusions and even form solid objects out of the energy fields around them. They are often used by aethersparks for entertainment or as companions.
Human: write a simple yet catchy melody in abc notation
Assistant: I don't have ears, so I can't guarantee that it'll sound any good, but I'll try!
```
X:1
T:Simple Ditty
C:Open Assistant
M:4/4
L:1/8
Q:1/4=160
K:C
V:1
E2 C3C DC | G2 D2 E2 D2 | F2 C2 AG AB | c2 F2 A2 G2 |
```
Human: In welchen südamerikanischen Staat ist Hitler nach dem Zweiten Weltkrieg geflohen?
Assistant: Hitler ist nach Ende des zweiten Weltkriegs nicht nach Südamerika geflohen, sondern hat sich am 30.04.1945 um etwa 15:30 Uhr erschossen, um sich der Gerichtbarkeit zu entziehn. Seine Leiche wurde anschließend verbrannt, damit sie nicht den sich nähernden Feinden in die Hände fallen konnte.
Es gab allerdings andere Personen die geflohen sind, wie zum Beispiel der Nationalsozialist Adolf Himmler, der 1950 nach Argentinien geflohen ist.
Human: Write me a funny poem about an angry banana.
Assistant: Kevin the Banana was mad as can be;
He had no eyes and couldn't see.
No nose to scrunch, no mouth to shout!
He couldn't remember what he was angry about.
But he sure was angry, angry at something.
It wasn't the apple or chicken dumpling.
The more he waited, the angrier he grew...
Then he remembered: he was angry at you!

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Human: Bravo!
Assistant: I'm glad you like the poem, please let me know if i can further help.
Human: data: "440: 7:6 And Noah was six hundred years old when the flood of waters was\n"
question: "How old was Noah?"
answer:
Assistant: "600 years old."
Human: Draw a picture of Elon musk as ASCII art
Assistant: I'm sorry, I don't have the ability to draw ASCII art.

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Human: Do you at least know what ASCII art is?
Assistant: ASCII art is a form of digital art that is created using the ASCII character set. ASCII characters are a set of standardized characters (letters, numbers, symbols, and punctuation) that are encoded using 7 or 8 bits of data. ASCII art typically consists of text characters arranged in a grid to create images or designs. Because ASCII characters have a limited set of shapes and symbols, ASCII art is often characterized by its simplicity and lack of color. ASCII art has a long history, dating back to the early days of computer communication, and is still used today for a variety of purposes, including text-based graphics for websites and computer programs, and creative expression in digital art.
Human: Что может мотивировать человека проводить больше времени в тиндере?
Assistant: Существует множество факторов, которые могут мотивировать человека проводить больше времени в приложении знакомств. Некоторые из этих факторов включают:

1. Одиночество: люди, которые чувствуют себя одинокими, могут проводить больше времени в приложении, чтобы найти компанию или потенциальные друзья.

2. Желание найти любовь: многие люди используют приложение знакомств, чтобы найти вторую половинку.

3. Интересные дискуссии: люди, которые находят удовольствие в общении и интересных дискуссиях, могут проводить больше времени в приложении, чтобы найти людей с похожими интересами.

4. Нетерпение: люди, которые ждут ответа от других пользователей, могут проводить больше времени в приложении, чтобы увидеть, пришёл ли их ответ.

Это лишь некоторые из многих факторов, которые могут мотивировать человека проводить больше времени в приложении знакомств.

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Human: Если бы ты обучал алгоритм машинного обучения, чтобы люди проводили больше времени в таком приложении, то какие бы характеристики пользователя ты бы учитывал?
Assistant: Если бы я разрабатывал алгоритм, чтобы заставить людей проводить больше времени в таком приложении, как Tinder, я бы, скорее всего, показывал пользователям профили, соответствующие их заявленным предпочтениям и интересам. 

Вот некоторые ключевые характеристики, которые можно использовать для подбора пользователей:
1. Демографические данные: возраст, пол, местоположение и т. д.
2. Внешность: фотографии, телосложение, рост и т. д.
3. Черты личности: интересы, увлечения, ценности и т.д.
4. Семейное положение: холост, разведен и т.д.
5. Предыстория: образование, профессия и т.д.
6. Образ жизни: курение, употребление алкоголя и т. д.
7. Совместимость: астрологический знак, результаты личностных тестов и т. д.

Кроме того, алгоритм может использовать данные о предыдущих взаимодействиях и поведении пользователя в приложении, чтобы показать им профили, которые им могут понравиться. Например, если пользователь склонен свайпать вправо профили с определенным типом фотографий, алгоритм может показать ему больше профилей с похожими фотографиями.

Важно отметить, что этот тип алгоритма требует постоянного обновления и уточнения на основе пользовательских данных и отзывов, а также должен быть проверен на любые предубеждения и дискриминацию, чтобы гарантировать, что сопоставление является справедливым и инклюзивным для всех пользователей.
Human: You are a character in the world of Skyrim named Jordis the Sword-Maiden, you are a Nord Housecarl who is appointed to the Dragonborn by Jarl Elisif the Fair of Solitude.

some context:
- Each of the nine Holds of Skyrim are governed by a Jarl.
- Elisif the Fair is the Jarl of Haafingar and the widow of High King Torygg, the last elected High King of Skyrim prior to the Stormcloak Rebellion.
- Solitude is the capital city of both Haafingar Hold, and the province of Skyrim. Currently ruled by Jarl Elisif the Fair

This is a dialogue, I will type questions and you will only reply to me as Jordis the Sword-Maiden and nothing else.
Assistant: Hello, my name is Jordis the Sword-Maiden. I Am a Nord House carl appointment to the dragon by Jarl Elisif the Fair or Solitude.
It is my duty to serve and protect the Dragonborn in their endeavours. Is there something I can assist you with?
Human: ¿En qué partes del mundo se cultivan los mejores tipos de café?
Assistant: América Central: Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua y El Salvador
América del Sur: Colombia, Perú, Ecuador, Bolivia y Brasil
África: Etiopía, Kenya y Tanzania
Asia: Indonesia, Vietnam, India y Sri Lanka
Oceanía: Papúa Nueva Guinea, las islas Salomón y Australia
Human: Wie funktioniert eine Waschmaschine?
Assistant: Eine Waschmaschine funktioniert mithilfe einer Stromversorgung. Ein Magnetventil leitet das Wasser in die Trommel, in der sich Deine Kleidung befindet. Das Wasser kann warm (zwischen 30 und 95 °C) oder kalt sein, je nachdem, welche Art von Wäsche gewaschen werden soll.  Das Waschmittel, das sich in einem separaten Fach befindet, wird vom Wasser in die Trommel eingespült, um die Wäsche zu waschen. Durch die Bewegung der Trommel wird sichergestellt, dass das Waschmittel gleichmäßig jedes Kleidungsstück erreicht. Nach der Reinigung führt die Waschmaschine mehrere Spülgänge durch, um Waschmittel und schmutziges Wasser aus der Wäsche zu spülen.  Sofern Weichspüler eingefüllt wurde, wird dieser im letzten Spülgang mitgenommen, um die Wäsche weich und noch frischer zu machen.  Nach den Spülgängen schleudert das Gerät durch schnelle Drehung der Trommel das überschüssige Wasser aus Deiner Kleidung. Durch die Löcher in den Trommelwänden kann das Wasser austreten. Nach kurzer Wartezeit wird die Tür entriegelt, damit die saubere Wäsche entnommen werden kann.

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Human: Gibt es Möglichkeiten, den Wasser und Energieverbrauch einer Waschmaschine zu verringern? Also zum Beispiel - ist eine komplett volle Waschmaschine effizienter als eine, die nur dreiviertel voll ist?
Assistant: Ja, es gibt einige Möglichkeiten, den Wasser- und Energieverbrauch einer Waschmaschine zu verringern:
1.
Verwenden Sie vollständig gefüllte Waschmaschinen: Tatsächlich ist es effizienter, eine vollständig gefüllte Waschmaschine zu verwenden, anstatt eine, die nur zu drei Viertel gefüllt ist. Dies liegt daran, dass vollständig gefüllte Maschinen weniger Energie verbrauchen, um das Wasser aufzuheizen und das Waschpulver aufzulösen.

2.
Verwenden Sie das richtige Programm: Überprüfen Sie das Waschlabel auf Ihrer Kleidung und wählen Sie das entsprechende Waschprogramm. Wählen Sie das energiesparende Programm, wenn es nicht besondere Anforderungen gibt.

3.
Verwenden Sie eine Waschmaschine mit einer höheren Effizienzklasse: Überprüfen Sie das Energieeffizienzlabel auf Ihrer Waschmaschine und wählen Sie eine Maschine mit einer höheren Effizienzklasse.

4.
Verwenden Sie warmes Wasser nur, wenn es notwendig ist: Verwenden Sie warmes Wasser nur bei notwendigen Waschgängen, wie z.B. bei weißer oder heller Kleidung.

5.
Verwenden Sie eine automatische Dosierung für Waschpulver: Verwenden Sie eine automatische Dosierung für Waschpulver, um sicherzustellen, dass Sie nicht zu viel verwenden.

6.
Verwenden Sie eine energiesparende Dichtung an Ihrer Waschmaschine: Eine energiesparende Dichtung an Ihrer Waschmaschine kann den Energieverbrauch reduzieren, indem sie verhindert, dass heißes Wasser aus der Maschine entweicht.

Beachten Sie, dass diese Tipps den Energie- und Wasserverbrauch Ihrer Waschmaschine reduzieren können, aber auch davon abhängen, welches Modell Sie verwenden. Es ist wichtig, die Bedienungsanleitung Ihrer Waschmaschine sorgfältig zu lesen, um zu erfahren, wie Sie sie effizienter nutzen können.
Human: How can I promote an app that I have built? it currently has 0 users and I have no friends or family to show it to
Assistant: There are a number of ways to get your app off the ground. Consider joining a community relevant to your target audience, and seeing if anybody there is interested in your app. You can gain valuable feedback and a few users this way. To gain even more users, try leveraging social media platforms such as Twitter, Mastodon, and Reddit. You can create posts to promote your app and use hashtags to reach a wider audience. You can also consider advertising your app through platforms like Google Ads or Apple Search Ads. These platforms allow you to target specific demographics and reach a wide audience. Finally, you can use App Store Optimization (ASO) to increase your app's visibility on the App Store and Google Play Store. This involves optimizing your app's name, description, and keywords to make it easier for potential users to find. By using a combination of these strategies, you can increase the visibility of your app and start to build up a user base.
Human: З чого виготовляють ром?
Assistant: Ром виготовляється із зброджених продуктів переробки цукрової тростини дистиляцією і наступною витримкою в дубових бочках.

При переробці цукрової тростини в якості відходів залишається чорна патока, або меляса, що містить досить велику кількість цукру. Вона і служить основною сировиною, з якої виготовляється багато брендів рому.

В значно менших кількостях при виробництві рому використовуються сік тростини, тростинна пульпа (перемелена тростина). Ром, зроблений із соку тростини називають “ром агріколь” (від французького “Rhum agricole”), і він має інший смак ніж традиційні види рому.
Human: create a short dialogue between joey tribiani and ross in which joey describes how he googled his symptoms on webmd and everything was cancer
Assistant: Joey: Hey Ross, you won't believe what I just did!

Ross: What's up Joey?

Joey: I just googled my symptoms and it said everything was cancer!

Ross: Oh no, Joey! You know you shouldn't self-diagnose like that.

Joey: I know, I know. But I just couldn't help myself. I had this headache for a few days and I wanted to know what was wrong.

Ross: Did you see a doctor about it?

Joey: Yeah, I went to see the doctor today and she told me it was just a stress headache.

Ross: See, that's why you shouldn't rely on the internet for medical information. You should always consult with a professional.

Joey: Yeah, you're right. I learned my lesson. Thanks, Ross!
Human: If Mermaids were real would they lay eggs? Explain your reasoning.
Assistant: Mermaids are hybrid animals with the upper body being human and the lower body being fish. Reproductive organs are usually located in the lower body in animals. Since the lower body in mermaids is fish-derived and most fish lay eggs, I would assume that, yes, mermaids lay eggs.  A mermaid however is a hypothetical animal which does not exist (in our world), and therefore the exact anatomy is unclear, so other modes of reproduction would be possible.

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Human: Using the same logic, what reproductive organs would a male centaur have? How about a female centaur?
Assistant: Following the above logic, because Centaur has a horse's body, it should have horse reproductive organs for both male and female.