Talk:Elizabeth Morgan/Archive 1

message: Does anyone think I am being unfair or mean to Dr. Morgan?  It is true that I do not bother to list her long CV.  She is a practicing surgeon and that speaks for itself.  I am not aware that she has any recent scholarly publications.  I ask myself if the Yale thing is too much, but Yale strikes me as playing the role of West Point did in the Civil War.  Some leaders who roomed together at West Point later faced each other on the field of battle. Amorrow 16:05, 5 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  I would like some feedback 

message: You know goes next boys, do you not?  It is the Groner book.  Why? Because it is not about Elizabeth, it is about Hilary and that can go on the Hilary Morgan page, if we ever create it.  Then will add all of Liz's fine academic degrees and one of her realy, really sexy, pretty photos.  The one showing her pretty young face and her lithe torso.   Oh, I want to just pet your tits a little Liz.  I wanna kiss you anna mouth. Oh, come on. Stick your tougue...  Come on.  Just one little...
Amorrow 18:41, 7 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  What goes next? 

message: She kept on changing the scene.  She would insist: "Oh, I just have to have my way right here right now.  Gimme it."  Any brave little Lizzy would get her Mommy and her Daddy and show that bad man what for.  And then she would run away. And she would say the exact same thing somewhere else where nobody KNEW what she had done at that old place.  Until nasty, nasty people like Andy would ruin it all and say: "Hey! Waitta second here... Didnha I see you over there...?  Ana...ana... you said getting your way was a real, real special one-time thingy. Awhhhh, you're just cheating!" Amorrow 18:46, 7 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  How did she do it? 

message: Of course, it occurred to me in the pathetic game of Chess, that I could just create a sub-page of my User page to point to, but it occurred to me that someone already thought of that and wrote some policy like: pages do not point back to User pages.  If not, Quick! Quick!  Write the policy!  Write policy! so we can go back to playing Gotcha! if anyone broken any rule.
Oh, yeah, here is what I am talking about: User:Amorrow/Not so nice Elizabeth .  Are you feeling much better now?  Amorrow 19:25, 7 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  User pages and stuff 

message: Now, look at this page:  Critical mass
I remember when a guy who used to work at Oak Ridge told me this thing.  I was a graduate of RPI, but I never knew this thing.  Now, we all can.  That is why its the U-235 and Plutonium, not the nuclear "secrets" that matter.  You have a slight chance of controling the fissile material.  The information?  You cannot control that.
This page:  Facts of Reproduction.  The most sensitive moment between parent and child.  I hope the parents read it first.  That is their job.  Why not "Facts of Life"?  Because there is a TV show by that name in the way.  There is some overlap with "Sex Education", but this page documents that very, very special moment.  If you do not like this, then look away or, if you are an ostrich, then stick you head in the sand.  Probably a bad idea if you do not relish the task of helping your 16-year-old daughter to the clinic to abort your own grandchild where they take the pieces that was supposed to be a bundle of joy and instead it is a bundle of... well you get the idea.  If you had only REMEMBERED to tell her about that stuff when she ask at 14 and you said "let us not talk about that yet".  And if she is 25 years old and still does not get it, let her read the page on her own.  You already blew it.
Folks, folks, folks: It is just information.  If you do not like it, look away.  It is the opinion crap about how great "Survivor" is that we are going to cut. Amorrow 00:45, 8 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  We need more Aha! moments 

message: Now, I really beat the dead horse about the Linda Lovelace page name.  I failed and I learned my lesson.  You cannot rename the page because of the rules.  Instead, you plow through the text and change the way the person is referred to INSIDE the page.  Good enough for me and anyone who knew the person.  I learned my lesson and I did not waste one moment trying to change ST to STB.   I changed.  I got used to it.  I got used to the rules.
ST: You see how I took it upon myslef to change the emphasis and style of the ST page.  Is it long list of movies anymore?  No.  It is WHY and HOW did she shove out all those films?  It is because, when she went into work every day, she was ready to do her job.  They probably made funny out-takes back then but it was not the style back then to put them into the film, like they do with Mary-Kate and Ashley.  Still, they made sure that it was fun and they succeeded.
Hollywood did not use up and eat ST.  Now time will.  But she did  some stuff after the movie thing.  And she changed her name.  Recognize that.  Adapt.  Change.  Learn.  Keep it NPOV. Those are the rules.  Obey the rules, and then you can freely get the facts as you see fit.  I trust your judgment.  But I will occassionaly make fun of you anyway to test you.  To measure you.  I bounce my joke off you and, if you do not deal with it well, you provide me with data about you that I probably could not get if we were face-to-face.  You should value your privacy more than that.  Grow up.  
Time will comsume ST.  Did you read the text of Dies Irae?  It says the DAY will destroy the Earth, not God or some bomb.  Time will do it.   In Medival paintings, Death has a sickle and an hour glass.  It is only in stupid, modern cartoons that he SWINGS the sickle.  The REAL Death just quietly holds out the hour glass only.  Let us stop wasting our time and figure this shit out.
Amorrow 01:15, 8 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  Shirley Temple Black 

message: I have talk to him.  OK, for about 90 seconds or so.  Months ago.  He is a dentist, you know.  It was very nice.  He does not hate Lizzy.  I do not really hate Lizzy.  He got to marry her and stuff.  If he got hit by a car tomorrow, I would not cry, but he seemed very nice.  Through the beautiful act of copulation (details omitted for the sake of decorum), they created Hilary, who later changed her name to Ellen.  That is SO nice!  Then something went wrong.  Whaaaaaa. He has handled this all with maturity.  Unlike when my child was taken from me.  I went all klablooie.  Anyway...
Dr. Foretich, from is historical point of view, is a speck of dust.  Forget about him.  He probably wants you to, but more likely, he does not care one way or the other.  You wanna go get him?  Good Luck.  He will just call the cops if you show up at his office.  As I recall, the cops there now stock hollow point bullets if anyone gets too nasty.  Amorrow 06:02, 8 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  Please be very nice to Dr. Foretich 

message: OK boys.  Look at John G. Roberts, Jr. .  I added link.  It was very, very naughty of me.  It make everyone so upset.
* http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/law/july-dec05/roberts_7-22.html
Can we keep it anyway?  If we do it the "Suvivor" way and do not cooperate, then dat nice Bushy guy get to cake-walk into that nice Seat over dere.
Remember the Dies Irae Word By Word.  See how important that seat for the Judge is?  Very important.  Oh yea.  And who wrote that?  Some dummy from 800 years ago.  So passé and yuck.  Get it out of my face, it is so boring! Amorrow 11:30, 8 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  John G. Roberts, Jr. 

message: Nobody remembers EM as a surgeon, that I know of.  She does not even cure disease: she is doin breast implants and stuff in funkin' Washington D.C., which next to Hollywood, is the most image-concious place on Earth.
Am I doing this to trample on her M.D. ?  None of your damn business: This is about Wikipedia, not Andrew Morrow.
What category to put her in?  Child Custody Cases.  She is THE child custody case.  Otherwise, just admit that Wikipedia is not ready for this oddball case and just vfd the thing.  As far as her books as stuff, do we really want our little girls to aspire to fuckin' stuffing breast implant into each other and gettin' Daddy to get a dimple on that chin of his?  I do not think so.
Another request: Get your best people to make the perfect "star profile".  El primo.  The model for all the others.  Pick several dead stars: Cary Grant, etc.  Use your best people.  Define the model.
NOW: What to do about the ODDBALL cases like Shirley Temple or Linda Borman (Yeah, Stepin Fetchit is screwed: because it is Black.  I am resigned to that).  Wadda gonna do for those pages?  Just play the tug-of-war you got goin' now and end up with just a chewed up battlefield with all kinds of human parts scattered here and there?  You just gotta think about these things.  Where is the leadership when we need it?
One more thing:
Wikipedia is the BRAIN - mechanics. data. communication.
Wikipedia users are the MIND - in our visions and insights, we can do whatever the fuck we want.  If some insights turn out to be TRUE, we kin put em in da brain, I hope.
Amorrow 12:02, 9 August 2005 (UTC)
thread_title:  Proposal: Take EM page out of Surgeon catagory