HOW TO GET INTO THE GAZET...
The Times, 1824-11-15T00:00:00

HoW TO GET 5STO TiHSE GAZETTE.-Take a hotuse and shop (Oxf!hrd-street or Rcgent-street will do as well s any where). expend halt your ready nioney in alterations; have brass-boundl plate-glass windows-go to nmarket, and bargain for sir: months,' credit. the custors? of the trade being ?rornpt two months-hire two or threc smart shopmen; you inay get them by advertising: spend your evenings at a tavern-why should not vou have ahorse as well as your ne:4bhbosr Jenkins ?-buy a t-oine that ctsn go- ake a little box for the sumner out of town-add a gig to your horse- never mind vour late ahotvman setting up n ext door to vou, and dlon't belie e the neighbours who ttll you he ha, donc it with your na oney-borrow acceptances of other tradesmen-retuis the compliment by lending tlirm yours-yoar creditors wvill perhaps become annoying-go to Brighton to avoid dunning-when you will probably find yourself in the Guzet!e.-Ecournf st-. LiTFltAL TFRANSLA'tIONS.-A scholar, in stutdying the Frencl language, had an account of a dinnerp;arty given to him to translate, in' which occurred cochton-de-kuit, which he renderedl " ; pig of milki," and jc crois que toist le mo,nre nfisi, he made " I be- lieve that all the worli is at an end."-Litcrerary Chronicle. (Advertisenwent I-That singular book, the Life ef John BunucIe, Rsq., by Thomas Atory, Gent.. (a new edition of which is just pablished), is thus spoken of hy a celebrated critic in the 6tft vo- lume of the S.'und Table-` John Bundle is the English Rabelais." Thc snul of Francis Rabelais passed into Thomas Amnory, the au- thor of the Lif cand AlcvntureCS cf John BRtuze k, both iere plhysi- cians, and enemies of too much gravity. Their great business was to enjoy life. Rabelais ind-tlges his spirit of sensuality ia wine, in dried neat's tong.ues, in Bologna sausages, in Botar.gos. John Bun- cle showv the santle smrptoms of inordinate satisfaction in tea nnd bread aRd butter. Whilc Rahelais roared with Friar Johii and the Monks, John Buncle gnssipped with the ladies ; and with equal ansd uncontrolled gaietr. Thesc two ruthors possessed all the insolence nf health, so that itheir works give a fillip to the constitution 'Ctut they carried off thc exuberance of their natural spirits in difibrent ways. lhe title of one of Rabel.is' chapters, and the contents an- swer to the title, is, ` Hlow they chirped over their cup." The ti- tlc of a corresponding chapter in Jolin lRuncle wouild run thus:_ The author is invitce ts spen'? the evcning with the divine liss l-Isawins, and gocs accordingly, with the delightful conversation that cnsuct." | Advertiscnment.1-MAXISsS Or }R.OBERT Lo'tD W.AITTHMAI. 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