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+{system};[The episode opens with a bubble transition, and we see a coral reef under the sea. The camera zooms to initiate parallax scrolling, which reveals the city of Bikini Bottom. It continues zooming to show a brown rock, a Moai head, and a pineapple, which each contain inhabitants.];s1e1_1
+French Narrator;Ah, the sea... so fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life. [shows from left to right Patrick's, Squidward's, and SpongeBob's houses. Zooms in on SpongeBob's house.] Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.;s1e1_2
+{system};[Scene cuts to the house's bedroom. A sea snail, named Gary, is seen sleeping near a pile of newspapers on the floor, a scallop is seen in a birdcage, and a young, optimistic yellow sea sponge, named SpongeBob, is seen sleeping in his bed, snoring as his foghorn alarm clock ticks. SpongeBob's alarm then sounds. He wakes, but is unaffected by the annoying sound, and with a smile on his face, turns it off. He climbs from his bed to a ladder, leading to his diving board.];s1e1_3
+SpongeBob; [jumps on the diving board] Look at me, I'm... [jumps up, and leaves his underwear behind] ..naked! [lands inside his pants, then runs toward the exercise room. His head pops out of the top of his pants.] Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.;s1e1_4
+Gary;Meow.;s1e1_5
+SpongeBob;"[taking deep breaths, he prepares to lift a barbell that is balanced by two lightweight stuffed animals. He sticks out his chest, but almost passes out because he can barely lift it. He drops it, and it makes a ""squeak"" noise] I'm ready! [runs outside] I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready! [as he speaks, a dimwitted sea star's rock tilts upwards with a chubby pink starfish named Patrick stuck to its underside.]";s1e1_6
+Patrick;Go, SpongeBob! [falls] Whoa! ;s1e1_7
+{system};[crash sound effect];s1e1_8
+SpongeBob;[runs down the street to the Krusty Krab] I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready! [jumps in the air as the scene freezes and a title reads SpongeBob SquarePants];s1e1_9
+French Narrator; SpongeBob SquarePants! ;s1e1_10
+{system};[It shows SpongeBob running through various landscapes, as it shows a frozen scene of SpongeBob standing in front of the Krusty Krab the scene unfreezes and then the episode continues as normal];s1e1_11
+{system};[bubble transitions to the Krusty Krab];s1e1_12
+SpongeBob;There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty... with a Help Wanted sign in the window. For years I've been dreaming of this moment. I'm gonna go in there, march straight to the manager, look 'em straight in the eye [breaks the fourth wall and looks the audience in the eye], lay it on the line and... I can't do this! [starts to run home, but Patrick stops him.] Hey, Patrick-;s1e1_13
+Patrick;Where do you think you're going?;s1e1_14
+SpongeBob;I was just...;s1e1_15
+Patrick;No, you're not. You're going to the Krusty Krab and get! That! Job!;s1e1_16
+SpongeBob;I can't, don't you see? I'm not good enough.;s1e1_17
+Patrick;"Whose first words were ""May I take your order?""?";s1e1_18
+SpongeBob;Mine were.;s1e1_19
+Patrick;Who made a spatula out of toothpicks in wood shop?;s1e1_20
+SpongeBob;I did.;s1e1_21
+Patrick;[grimaces and contorts twice while trying to come up with a good third line] Who's a, uh, who's uh, oh! And who's a big yellow cube with holes?;s1e1_22
+SpongeBob;I am!;s1e1_23
+Patrick;Who's ready?;s1e1_24
+SpongeBob;I'm ready!;s1e1_25
+Patrick;Who's ready?!;s1e1_26
+SpongeBob;I'm ready! [runs toward the Krusty Krab.] I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!;s1e1_27
+{system};[A turquoise octopus is seen cleaning graffiti on the restaurant's windows. That octopus, named Squidward, is spraying stain remover and attempting to wipe off the graffiti.];s1e1_28
+Squidward;" [cleaning  graffiti  of  himself  with  the  word  ""loser,""  sees  SpongeBob,  and  sighs]  Oh  no,  SpongeBob.  What  could  he  possibly  want? ";s1e1_29
+SpongeBob; [in  background,  at  first  while  Squidward  was  talking]  I'm  ready!  I'm  ready!  I'm  ready!  I'm  ready!  I'm  ready!  I'm  ready!  Go,  SpongeBob!  Go,  SpongeBob!  Go,  SpongeBob!  Go,  self! ;s1e1_30
+{system}; [Squidward  looks  at  the  Help  Wanted  sign,  screams,  and  runs  inside  to  warn  Mr.  Krabs] ;s1e1_31
+Squidward;" [While  SpongeBob  says,  ""I'm  ready,""  one  more  time  in  the  background]  Mr.  Krabs!  [cuts  to  the  ordering  window,  where  a  greedy  crab  is  seen  happily  sniffing  a  handful  of  money.  Squidward  runs  up  to  him.]  Hurry,  Mr.  Krabs,  before  it's  too  late,  I  gotta  tell  you-  [interrupted  by  SpongeBob] ";s1e1_32
+SpongeBob; Permission  to  come  aboard,  captain!  [deep  voice]  I've  been  training  my  whole  life  for  the  day  I  could  join  the  Krusty  Krew  [normal  voice]  and  now  I'm  ready! ;s1e1_33
+{system}; [SpongeBob  trips  on  a  nail  stuck  in  the  floorboard.  He  bounces  back  and  forth  on  the  ground,  and  shouts  and  blurts  incomprehensibly  upon  each  hit.  The  restaurant  manager,  a  red  crab  named  Mr.  Krabs,  and  Squidward  look  at  each  other.  His  fall  causes  him  to  bounce  against  the  ceiling.  SpongeBob  yet  again  shouts  and  blurts  incomprehensibly  while  his  bounces  and  ricochets  around  the  building  accelerate.  He  then  rolls  to  a  stop  at  the  feet  of  Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs.] ;s1e1_34
+SpongeBob; So,  uh,  when  do  I  start? ;s1e1_35
+MrKrabs; Well,  lad,  it  looks  like  you  don't  even  have  your  sea  legs. ;s1e1_36
+SpongeBob; Mr.  Krabs,  please!  I'll  prove  I'm  fry  cook  material!  Ask  Squidward,  he'll  vouch  for  me. ;s1e1_37
+{system}; [Mr.  Krabs  and  Squidward  quickly  walk  away  from  SpongeBob.  Squidward  looks  at  Mr.  Krabs.] ;s1e1_38
+Squidward; [deep  breath]  No. ;s1e1_39
+{system}; [Mr.  Krabs  winks.  Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs  head  back  to  SpongeBob,  who  looks  completely  puzzled  at  what  he's  hearing] ;s1e1_40
+ Mr.  Krabs ; Well,  lad,  we'll  give  you  a  test,  and  if  you  pass,  you'll  be  on  the  Krusty  Krew.  Go  out  and  fetch  me...  a...  [SpongeBob  takes  out  a  notepad]  uh,  hydrodynamic  spatula...  [SpongeBob  quickly  jots  down  what  he  says]  with,  um,  port-and-starboard-attachments,  [more  scribbling]  and,  uh...  turbo  drive.  [more  scribbling]  And  don't  come  back  �til  you  get  one.  [puts  a  Krusty  Krab  crew  hat  on  SpongeBob's  head.] ;s1e1_41
+{system}; [SpongeBob  sees  how  he  looks  in  a  mirror,  there  are  sparkles  on  his  hat,  and  he  has  a  huge,  satisfied  smile] ;s1e1_42
+SpongeBob; [saluting  Krabs]  Aye  aye,  captain!  [reading]  One  hydrodynamic  spatula,  with  port-and-starboard  attachments,  turbo  drive,  coming  right  up,  sir!  [salutes  again] ;s1e1_43
+ Mr.  Krabs ; Carry  on!  [SpongeBob  leaves]  We'll  never  see  that  lubber  again. ;s1e1_44
+Squidward; [smiling]  You're  terrible.  A  hydro-what? ;s1e1_45
+{system}; [Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs  laugh.  While  Squidward  laughs,  his  nose  moves  distinctly  while  he  inhales  and  exhales.  Mr.  Krabs'  laugh  sounds  like  a  pirate.  As  they  laugh,  SpongeBob  is  shown  leaving  the  Krusty  Krab.  As  SpongeBob  fades  out  of  sight,  five  buses  drive  toward  the  Krusty  Krab  from  the  opposite  direction.] ;s1e1_46
+ Bus  driver ; Hey!  Hey!  Please!  Passengers  are  to  stay  seated  and  not  put  their  fins  out  the  window! ;s1e1_47
+{system}; [The  five  buses  surround  the  Krusty  Krab  and  the  bus  doors  open.  Mr.  Krabs  stops  laughing.  Squidward  also  stops  laughing  but  embarrassingly  smiles  at  Mr.  Krabs'  attentive  gesture.] ;s1e1_48
+ Mr.  Krabs ; [gasps]  That  sounded  like  hatch  doors!  [sniffs  repeatedly]  Do  you  smell  it?  That  smell...  A  kind  of  smelly  smell...  A  smelly  smell  that  smells...  smelly...  [his  eyes  widen]  Anchovies. ;s1e1_49
+Squidward;What?;s1e1_50
+ Mr.  Krabs ;Anchovies!;s1e1_51
+{system};" [The  anchovies  get  out  of  the  buses  and  rush  inside  the  Krusty  Krab,  crowding,  repeating  the  word  ""eat""  over  and  over  again] ";s1e1_52
+Squidward; Please,  please,  quiet!  [the  anchovies  stop  talking]  Is  this  any  way  to  behave,  hmm? ;s1e1_53
+Anchovy;Eat.;s1e1_54
+Squidward; Could  we  show  a  little  decency  and  form  a  neat,  single  file  line  in  front  of  the  register? ;s1e1_55
+{system};" [The  anchovies  stare  for  a  moment,  then  pick  up  the  boat,  as  their  cries  of  ""eat!""  become  more  intense.  Cut  to  Barg'N-Mart  as  SpongeBob  enters.] ";s1e1_56
+SpongeBob; [singing  to  himself]  Barg'N-Mart,  meeting  all  of  your  spatula  needs. ;s1e1_57
+{system}; [Cuts  back  to  the  Krusty  Krab.  Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs  are  still  in  the  boat  register,  and  being  tossed  around  like  a  ship  in  a  storm.] ;s1e1_58
+ Mr.  Krabs ; All  hands  on  deck!  Get  your  anchors  out  of  your  pants! ;s1e1_59
+Squidward; One  single  file  line  is  all  I  ask! ;s1e1_60
+ Mr.  Krabs ; Whoa!  [he  and  Squidward  are  thrown  up  in  the  air]  Batten  down  the  hatches,  Mr.  Squidward!  [they  get  thrown  back  up  again with  Krabs  clutching  Squidward]  I  want  my  mommy,  Mr.  Squidward!  [cuts  to  Barg'N-Mart] ;s1e1_61
+SpongeBob; [singing]  Do  do  do  do  do  do,  spatula,  spatula,  port-and-starboard  attachments. ;s1e1_62
+{system}; [Cuts  back  to  the  Krusty  Krab.  Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs  are  sent  towards  a  pole  by  a  wave  of  anchovies.] ;s1e1_63
+Squidward;Help!;s1e1_64
+ Mr.  Krabs ; Man  overboard!  Climb,  Mr.  Squidward!  Climb!  [They  climb  the  mast,  while  the  anchovies  try  to  get  them  down.  The  anchovies  then  form  a  big  wave  twice.] ;s1e1_65
+{system}; Eat!  Eat! ;s1e1_66
+ Mr.  Krabs ; This  is  the  end!  [shaking  hands  with  Squidward]  Goodbye,  Mr.  Squidward! ;s1e1_67
+Squidward; Oh,  Mr.  Krabs! ;s1e1_68
+{system}; [Mr.  Krabs  and  Squidward  cry,  then  SpongeBob  comes  in  with  red  lights  flashing  and  flying  with  the  spatula,  singing  a  heroic  tune] ;s1e1_69
+SpongeBob; Permission  to  come  aboard  captain!  Da  da  da  da  da  da  da!  Da  da  da  da  da  da  da  da  da  da!  Did  someone  order  a  spatula? ;s1e1_70
+ Mr.  Krabs ; [stuttering  in  shock  at  SpongeBob  getting  the  hydrodynamic  spatula] ;s1e1_71
+SpongeBob; That's  right!  One  hydrodynamic  spatula  with  [two  spatulas  pop  out  on  the  sides  of  the  previous  one]  port-and-starboard  attachments!  And  let's  not  forget  the  turbo  drive!  [the  two  extending  spatulas  twirl  around  and  smack  Squidward  and  Mr.  Krabs  in  the  face]  Would  you  believe  they  only  had  one  in  stock?  To  the  kitchen!  [to  the  anchovies]  Who's  hungry?! ;s1e1_72
+{system};" [Tiny  Tim's  ""Living  in  the  Sunlight,  Loving  in  the  Moonlight""  plays  while  SpongeBob  flies  through  the  kitchen  window.  A  montage  of  SpongeBob  making  and  serving  Krabby  Patties  plays.  SpongeBob  crashes  into  a  box  of  patties  and  shoots  them  with  his  eyes  toward  the  grill.] ";s1e1_73
+{system};" [SpongeBob  becomes  a  number  ""1""  followed  by  ascending  numbers  up  to  ""4.""  He  squeezes  a  bottle  of  ketchup  and  mustard  on  Krabby  Patty  to  form  a  smiley  face.  He  adds  a  patty  and  the  rest  of  the  toppings  on  top  of  the  lower  bun  to  form  a  Krabby  Patty.  SpongeBob  serves  the  Krabby  Patty.  Some  of  the  anchovies  noticed,  and  one  of  them  caught  a  Krabby  Patty.  All  of  the  anchovies  look  toward  the  window  to  anticipate  more  Krabby  Patties.  SpongeBob  then  serves  up  Krabby  Patty  after  Krabby  Patty.  He  repeats  chopping  vegetables  and  serving  yet  more  Krabby  Patties.  Numerous  Krabby  Patties  are  launched  through  the  order  window  to  the  hungry  anchovies.] ";s1e1_74
+ Mr.  Krabs ; That  was  the  finest  fast-foodsmanship  I've  ever  seen,  Mr.  SquarePants.  Welcome  aboard.  [gives  SpongeBob  a  name  tag] ;s1e1_75
+Squidward; B-but,  but,  Mr.  Krabs... ;s1e1_76
+ Mr.  Krabs ; Three  cheers  for  SpongeBob!  Hip-hip! ;s1e1_77
+Squidward; [weakly]  Hooray,  Mr.� ;s1e1_78
+ Mr.  Krabs ;Hip-hip!;s1e1_79
+Squidward; [quickly]  Hooray. ;s1e1_80
+ Mr.  Krabs ;Hip-hip!;s1e1_81
+Squidward; [quickly]  Hooray.  Mr.  Krabs� ;s1e1_82
+ Mr.  Krabs ; I'll  be  in  my  quarters,  counting  up  the  booty.  [wheels  a  wheelbarrow  piled  with  an  enormous  stack  of  cash  to  his  office.  As  he  walks  towards  his  office,  Patrick  enters] ;s1e1_83
+Patrick; Good  morning,  Krusty  Krew! ;s1e1_84
+Squidward; What  would  you  like  to  order,  Patrick? ;s1e1_85
+Patrick; One  Krabby  Patty,  please. ;s1e1_86
+{system};" [The  instrumental  to  ""Living  in  the  Sunlight,  Loving  in  the  Moonlight""  starts  playing.  SpongeBob  flies  back  to  the  kitchen,  using  his  spatula] ";s1e1_87
+Squidward;What?;s1e1_88
+{system}; [A  score  of  Krabby  Patties  is  immediately  fired  through  the  servery,  which  Squidward  dodges,  colliding  into  Patrick  and  sending  him  flying  out  of  the  Krusty  Krab.  Cuts  to  Krusty  Krab  exterior [crashing noise.];s1e1_89
+Patrick;[screams];s1e1_90
+Squidward; Mr.  Krabs!  Mr.  Krabs!  Mr.  Krabs,  come  see  your  new  employee! ;s1e1_91
+{system};" [The  final  instrumental  of  Tiny  Tim's  ""Livin'  in  the  Sunlight""  plays  (xylophone  solo,  followed  by  a  timpani  beat  and  a  final  note),  and  the  further  sounds  of  shooting  Krabby  Patties  and  smashed  glass  play  at  the  same  time,  ending  the  episode] ";s1e1_92
+{system}; [The  episode  opens  up  with  SpongeBob's,  Patrick's,  and  Squidward's  houses.] ;s1e2_1
+{system}; [The  scene  pans  to  show  that  everything  on  his  lawn  is  clean,  except  for  a  seashell  on  the  left  side  of  it.] ;s1e2_2
+{system}; [The  camera  shows  Squidward  angry.  He  walks  over  to  the  seashell,  looks  around,  and  kicks  it  onto  SpongeBob's  lawn  while  whistling  casually.] ;s1e2_3
+{system}; [The  scene  then  changes  to  show  SpongeBob's  house.  As  soon  as  the  window  opens,  SpongeBob's  face  is  shown.  He  exits  through  his  window  and  sits  on  its  rim.  He  notices  the  seashell  on  his  lawn,  he  gets  an  idea  and  starts  sliding  to  the  back  of  his  house  to  his  garage  to  get  a  reef  blower.  The  giant  backpack-like  container,  with  a  blower  hose,  which  looks  like  a  jet  engine,  a  power  switch,  and  a  pull  starter.] ;s1e2_4
+{system}; [The  scene  changes  to  show  Squidward  resting  on  his  hammock.] ;s1e2_5
+{system}; [Squidward  hears  the  reef  blower's  motor  throbbing.  He  sees  SpongeBob  exiting  out  of  his  garage  with  the  reef  blower.  Squidward  grumbles  and  puts  in  his  earplugs  so  that  he  can  continue  to  rest.] ;s1e2_6
+{system}; [SpongeBob  gets  to  the  seashell  and  tries  to  blow  it  away  from  his  lawn  by  using  the  reef  blower.  He  does  this  twice.  He  then  blows  extra  hard,  and  a  huge  amount  of  sand  is  thrown  in  the  air.] ;s1e2_7
+{system}; [The  scene  changes  to  show  Squidward  eating  some  vegetables  and  then,  the  huge  amount  of  sand  falls  from  the  sky  and  buries  him.  SpongeBob  runs  towards  Squidward  and  blows  the  sand  away.] ;s1e2_8
+{system}; [Squidward  looks  at  a  leaf  on  his  plate  with  grains  of  sand  on  it.] ;s1e2_9
+{system}; [SpongeBob  cleans  the  leaf  in  front  of  Squidward's  head,  tearing  apart  half  of  the  leaf  and  causing  grains  of  sand  to  get  into  Squidward's  eyes.  SpongeBob  cleans  Squidward's  eyes  with  another  blow.] ;s1e2_10
+{system}; [The  scene  changes  to  show  a  large  pile  of  sand  on  SpongeBob's  lawn.] ;s1e2_11
+{system};" [SpongeBob  points  his  finger  to  it  and  mouths  a  word  and  the  caption  reads  ""You!""  He  walks  to  the  pile  of  sand,  sets  the  reef  blower  to  reverse,  and  uses  it  to  suck  up  the  sand  from  his  lawn.] ";s1e2_12
+{system}; [The  scene  changes  to  show  SpongeBob's  lawn  clean,  but  then  the  reef  blower  starts  breaking  apart,  throwing  out  sand  and  parts  of  the  machinery.] ;s1e2_13
+{system}; [SpongeBob  takes  off  the  reef  blower.  He  unzips  the  pack.  He  goes  over  to  pick  up  the  thrown-out  contents.  The  reef  blower  coughs  while  he  is  absent.  He  returns  with  large  hands  carrying  the  thrown-out  contents.  He  zips  it  back  up  and  pulls  the  pull  starter  in  an  attempt  to  try  to  start  it.  The  motor  starts  and  then  dies.] ;s1e2_14
+{system}; [The  camera  shows  him  becoming  angry  or  just  determined.  The  scene  changes  and  he  pulls  the  handle  very  far.] ;s1e2_15
+{system}; [SpongeBob  lets  go  of  the  handle,  which  stays  still.  SpongeBob  wipes  his  hands  together.  He  grabs  the  handle  again.  The  handle  pulls  him  away,  leaving  a  bubble  silhouette  of  SpongeBob  that  quickly  dissolves.  SpongeBob  passes  an  intersection  where  two  fish  in  two  different  cars  going  opposite  directions  stop.  He  passes  some  houses  and  finally  returns  to  the  reef  blower,  where  he  gets  strapped  in.] ;s1e2_16
+{system}; [The  reef  blower  starts,  sucking  up  all  the  water  in  the  sea,  causing  Squidward,  who  is  sitting  on  his  front  doorstep,  to  gasp  due  to  the  inability  to  breathe  air.  His  eyes  also  change  into  X's.] ;s1e2_17
+{system}; [The  scene  changes  to  show  the  reef  blower  massive,  and  then  it  explodes,  causing  water  to  cover  the  screen.  When  the  water  stops,  the  screen  shows  big  piles  of  sand  everywhere,  but  SpongeBob's  lawn  is  relatively  clean.] ;s1e2_18
+{system}; [SpongeBob  exits  one  of  the  piles,  wipes  his  hands  together,  and  happily  enters  his  house.] ;s1e2_19
+{system}; [Episode  ends  with  Squidward  at  his  doorstep,  with  a  pile  of  sand  covering  him  except  for  his  head.  The  seashell  falls  on  Squidward's  nose.  Squidward  narrows  his  eyelids.] ;s1e2_20
+SpongeBob; [stands  in  Jellyfish  Fields.  A  blue  jellyfish  floats  by  SpongeBob.  SpongeBob  creeps  from  behind  a  bush  and  stares  at  the  jellyfish  through  a  telescope.  Cuts  to  his  view  with  the  telescope]  Wow,  four  stingers.  [puts  away  the  telescope  and  puts  on  his  glasses.  Cuts  to  the  jellyfish,  where  SpongeBob  floats  over  it  with  his  net.  Cuts  to  the  jellyfish  alone,  where  SpongeBob's  foot  stretches  out  from  off-screen  and  then  the  rest  of  his  body  appears.  He  attempts  to  grab  the  jellyfish  in  his  net,  but  he  catches  himself  in  the  net,  then  the  jellyfish  flies  away.  In  the  background,  a  young  girl's  voice  is  heard  struggling.  SpongeBob  looks  down  a  cliff  and  sees  a  land  creature  trying  to  fight  a  giant  clam  that's  attempting  to  eat  her.  SpongeBob  gasps.]  Where  have  I  seen  this  before?  [takes  out  his  Field  Guide  book  and  skims  through  the  pages]  Here  it  is.  [cut  to  picture  of  a  squirrel]  Land  squirrel.  [closes  the  book]  That  little  squirrel  is  in  trouble.  [cuts  to  the  squirrel,  named  Sandy,  who  is  pushing  the  clam  into  the  ground] ;s1e3_1
+Sandy; Take  that,  you  sorry  old  clam!  Y'all  need  to  learn  some  manners!  [walks  away]  You're  about  as  ugly  as  homemade  soup. ;s1e3_2
+SpongeBob; Hooray,  land  squirrel!  [cuts  back  to  the  land  squirrel,  who  is  oblivious  to  the  clam  resurfacing  and  jumping  right  at  her.  Cuts  to  SpongeBob,  who  is  shocked,  his  glasses  shoot  up]  Look  out!  [scene  cuts  to  the  clam  with  Sandy  trying  to  escape  the  clam]  Hold  on,  little  squirrel!  [does  a  karate  yell  in  front  of  the  clam,  then  does  the  same  while  bouncing  to  different  sides.  He  jumps  high  in  the  air,  and  lands  on  top  of  the  clam;s1e3_3
+{system}; [SpongeBob  pulls  up  his  pants  and  starts  to  charge  at  the  clam.  He  jumps  into  the  clam's  mouth  and  starts  to  strangle  its  tongue.  SpongeBob  sees  that  Sandy  has  already  escaped  and  the  clam  swallows  him  now.] ;s1e3_4
+Sandy; Hold  on  there,  little  square  dude!  [gets  SpongeBob  out  and  kicks  the  clam  around  some  more  and  finally  kicks  it  across  the  sea.  The  clam  whimpers.  Sandy  leans  down  to  see  if  SpongeBob  is  okay.] ;s1e3_5
+SpongeBob; Hey,  you  like  karate  too.  [does  some  karate  poses,  then  he  stops  and  falls  flat  on  his  head]  So,  what's  your  name? ;s1e3_6
+Sandy; Sandy.  [makes  athletic  moves]  So  what  do  y'all  call  yourself? ;s1e3_7
+SpongeBob; [runs  up  a  big  rock]  I'm  SpongeBob!  [jumps  down,  SpongeBob  soon  lands  on  one  of  his  corners] ;s1e3_8
+Sandy; Well,  SpongeBob,  take  a  gander  at  this.  [walks  next  to  a  huge  rock  closes  her  eyes  and  slaps  it  with  her  hand,  making  a  gong  sound  effect,  SpongeBob  is  confused  as  nothing  seems  to  have  happen,  but  then  cracking  sounds  are  heard  and  rock  shakes  and  breaks  into  pieces] ;s1e3_9
+SpongeBob; Oh.  [Sandy  grins  and  blinks]  Oh,  yeah?  Watch  this!  [prepares  to  do  a  karate  move,  but  all  he  does  is  make  an  armpit  fart  noise.  Sandy  walks  on-screen  giggling] ;s1e3_10
+Sandy; I  like  you,  SpongeBob.  Why,  we  could  be  tighter  than  bark  on  a  tree.  Hi-yah!  [karate  chops  SpongeBob�s  head.] ;s1e3_11
+SpongeBob; Uh,  I  like  you  too,  Sandy.  Hi-yah!  [karate  chops  her  helmet,  but  realizes  it  hurts.]  Ow.  Say,  what  is  that  thing  on  your  head? ;s1e3_12
+Sandy; Why,  that's  my  air  helmet. ;s1e3_13
+SpongeBob; May  I  try  it  on? ;s1e3_14
+Sandy; Heck  no.  I  need  it  to  breathe.  I  gotta  have  my  air. ;s1e3_15
+SpongeBob; Me  too.  I  love  air.  Air  is  good. ;s1e3_16
+Sandy; No  kidding? ;s1e3_17
+SpongeBob;" Why,  ""air""  is  my  middle  name.  The  more  air,  the  better.  Can't  get  enough  of  that  air. ";s1e3_18
+Sandy; Shee-oot.  How  about  comin'  over  tomorrow  for  tea  and  cookies  then?  [shows  a  map  leading  to  Sandy's  house]  Don't  be  late. ;s1e3_19
+SpongeBob; Okay,  see  you  tomorrow.  [runs  to  Patrick's  house.  Patrick  is  sun  tanning  on  his  rock]  Patrick!  Patrick!  Patrick,  Patrick,  Patrick!  What's  air? ;s1e3_20
+Patrick;Huh?;s1e3_21
+SpongeBob; I  just  met  this  girl.  She  wears  a  hat  full  of...  air. ;s1e3_22
+Patrick;" Do  you  mean  she  puts  on  ""airs""? ";s1e3_23
+SpongeBob; I  guess  so. ;s1e3_24
+Patrick; That's  just  fancy  talk.  If  you  wanna  be  fancy,  hold  your  pinky  up  like  this.  The  higher  you  hold  it,  the  fancier  you  are. ;s1e3_25
+SpongeBob; [holds  his  pinky  up]  How's  that? ;s1e3_26
+Patrick;Higher.;s1e3_27
+SpongeBob; Like  that? ;s1e3_28
+Patrick; Now  that's  fancy.  They  should  call  you  SpongeBob  FancyPants.  [cuts  to  Sandy's  treedome]  Remember:  When  in  doubt,  pinky  out.  You  can  do  it,  SpongeBob.  I'll  be  watching.  [opens  the  door  as  SpongeBob  walks  in  with  his  pinky  raised  high  and  flowers  in  his  right  hand.] ;s1e3_29
+SpongeBob; Thanks,  pal.  [rings  the  doorbell  with  a  bouquet  in  his  hand] ;s1e3_30
+Sandy;Hello?;s1e3_31
+SpongeBob; Hi-ya,  Sandy.  It�s  me,  SpongeBob. ;s1e3_32
+Sandy; Hold  on  a  sec,  I'll  let  you  in. ;s1e3_33
+SpongeBob; [whistles  then  all  the  water  goes  down  the  drain,  then  bangs  on  the  door]  Sandy!  Sandy!  Open  up!  Sandy!  Sandy!  [Sandy  opens  the  door  and  SpongeBob  jiggles  on  the  ground]  Sandy,  something's  gone  terribly  wrong.  There's  no  water  in...  [looks  around]  ...here. ;s1e3_34
+Sandy; �Course  there's  no  water.  Nuttin'  but  air. ;s1e3_35
+SpongeBob; [waves  his  hand  around  and  smells  the  air]  No  water? ;s1e3_36
+Sandy; That  ain't  a  problem,  is  it?  Hi-yah! ;s1e3_37
+SpongeBob; Problem?  [laughing]  Hi-yah!  That's  how  I  like  my  air!  [takes  a  deep  breath  as  Sandy  walks  off.  As  soon  as  she  leaves,  he  lets  it  all  out,  and  gets  black  circles  around  his  eyes]  With  no  water. ;s1e3_38
+Sandy; [cartwheeling]  Well,  alright.  I  made  Texas  tea  and  cookies.  Well,  come  on  in!  Hi-yah!  [SpongeBob  is  walking  an  inch  forward  and  it  makes  weak  squeaking  sounds  with  every  step]  That's  not  in.  In.  [SpongeBob  walks  another  inch  and  there  is  more  squeaking.  Sandy  runs,  gets  SpongeBob,  takes  his  hand,  and  runs  off]  You're  a  funny  little  dude.  Come  on,  I'll  give  you  the  grand  tour.  [fades  to  the  blazing  sun  and  pan  down  where  Sandy  and  SpongeBob  are  standing]  So  this  is  my  own  private  little  air  bubble.  This  air  is  the  driest...  [SpongeBob  gasps]  ...purest...  [SpongeBob  gasps  again]  ...most  airiest  air  in  the  whole  sea.  Oh,  over  there's  my  birdbath.  [Cuts  to  the  birdbath,  where  an  orange  bird  is  splashing  and  chirping]  And  that's  my  oak  tree.  [SpongeBob  seems  enticed  by  the  water  in  the  birdbath.  He  tries  to  sneak  away,  but  stays  until  Sandy  lets  her  guard  down]  It  provides  me  with  extra  air.  This  dome  is  made  of  the  finest  polyurethane,  that's  a  fancy  word  for  plastic.  Ain't  that  just  the  bee's  knees?  [SpongeBob  nods]  Tell  you  what,  weren't  easy  getting  here  neither.  First,  I...  [SpongeBob  finally  escapes  and  wallows  in  the  birdbath,  absorbing  all  the  water.  He  then  jumps  back  to  his  original  spot,  and  the  bird  is  quite  angry.  SpongeBob  gets  back  before  Sandy  notices]  ...that's  my  treadmill.  That's  how  I  stay  in  tip-top  shape.  Well,  come  on.  Let�s  have  that  tea  now.  [does  in-air  karate  moves  and  moves  off-screen.  SpongeBob  gasps.  He  hears  some  knocking  from  outside.  It's  Patrick,  pointing  at  his  pinky] ;s1e3_39
+Patrick; Pinky.  Pinky. ;s1e3_40
+SpongeBob; [blinks,  weakly  holds  up  his  pinky,  and  gasps  again.  Fade  to  him  sitting  at  a  picnic  bench.  He  now  has  little  wrinkles  around  his  eyes  and  his  mouth  is  all  puckered  up.  He  holds  up  his  bouquet]  I  brought  you  some  flowers. ;s1e3_41
+Sandy; [walks  over]  For  me?  How  sweet.  [grabs  the  flowers,  but  SpongeBob  refuses  to  let  go.  She  finally  pries  them  loose  and  part  of  SpongeBob's  pinky  falls  off.  He  closes  his  hand]  You  okay? ;s1e3_42
+SpongeBob; [the  black  circles  around  his  eyes  are  gone.  His  voice  is  now  hoarse]  Yes,  I'm  okay. ;s1e3_43
+Sandy; You  know,  you're  the  first  sea  critter  to  ever  visit. ;s1e3_44
+SpongeBob; I  can�t  imagine  why. ;s1e3_45
+Sandy; Can  I  get  you  anything? ;s1e3_46
+SpongeBob; Water  would  be  nice. ;s1e3_47
+Sandy; I'm  gonna  put  these  in  a  vase. ;s1e3_48
+SpongeBob; Take  your  time.  [Sandy  goes  in  her  tree  and  closes  the  door  off-screen.  SpongeBob  hears  it,  he  then  gasps  and  stumbles  toward  the  door  and  struggles  to  open  it]  I  gotta  get  out  of  here!  [screams  and  then  thinks] ;s1e3_49
+Sandy; [in  SpongeBob's  head]  I  like  you,  SpongeBob.  We  could  be  tighter  than  bark  on  a  tree. ;s1e3_50
+{system}; [SpongeBob  struggles  even  more] ;s1e3_51
+Patrick; [in  SpongeBob's  head]  When  in  doubt,  pinky  out. ;s1e3_52
+SpongeBob; [lifts  his  pinky  up  and  gets  confidence  and  victorious  music  plays.]  I  don't  need  water!  Water's  for  quitters!  I  don't  need  it!  I  don't  need  it!  I  don't  need  it!  I  don't  need  it,  I  don't  need  it...  [sits  down,  loses  confidence  again  and  the  music  stops] ;s1e3_53
+Sandy; Why,  these  flowers  are  just  beautiful!  [sniffs]  They'll  last  much,  much  longer  in  a  vase  full  of  ice  cold  water.  [puts  the  vase  down.  SpongeBob  is  totally  enticed  by  the  water.  Sandy  sits  down  across  from  him]  So  tell  me  about  yourself.  [puts  her  hands  under  head  feeling  fascinated  about  SpongeBob  sharing  himself]  It  must  be  fascinating  bein'  a  sea  critter.  [SpongeBob  watches  a  drop  of  water  drop  down  the  side  of  the  glass]  SpongeBob?  [a  timer  goes  off]  Oh,  there's  the  cookies.  [walks  back  into  the  tree]  Be  right  back. ;s1e3_54
+SpongeBob; [thinking]  I  don't  need  it,  I  don't  need  it,  I  definitely  don't  need  it.  [close-up  of  SpongeBob's  face.  He's  really  shriveled  now]  I  don't  need  it.  [close-up  of  vase,  then  another  one  of  SpongeBob's  face]  I  don't  need  it.  [close-up  of  vase]  I  don't  need  it.  [close-up  of  SpongeBob's  face]  I  don't  need  it.  [long  pause,  finally  yelling]  I  need  it!  [shoots  up  into  the  air,  bounces  off  the  ceiling  and  holds  the  vase.] ;s1e3_55
+Patrick; No,  SpongeBob!  No,  no,  no!  Stop!  Pinky!  Pinky! ;s1e3_56
+SpongeBob; [holds  up  his  pinky  and  starts  guzzling  down  the  whole  vase  of  water]  I'm  a  quitter!  [screams  and  runs  around] ;s1e3_57
+Patrick; [enters  into  the  dome  and  slams  the  door  shut]  You  can't  leave  now.  You'll  blow  it. ;s1e3_58
+SpongeBob; [muffled  while  hanging  on  the  door]  Air  is  not  good,  Patrick.  Air  is  not  good. ;s1e3_59
+Patrick; [grabs  SpongeBob  off  the  door]  You're  just  being  shy.  [carries  SpongeBob  to  the  picnic  table]  Don't  worry,  buddy.  You're  doing  fine.  [starts  getting  weak]  I  won't  let  you  blow...  this.  [drops  SpongeBob  and  crawls  on  the  floor,  panting.  He  coughs  and  sputters,  then  stands  up]  What  kind  of  place  is  this?!  [runs  toward  the  door  and  tries  to  open  it]  There's  no  water  in  here! ;s1e3_60
+SpongeBob; [joins  in  on  the  door-opening  struggle]  I  tried  to  tell  you! ;s1e3_61
+Patrick; We've  gotta  get  out  of  here! ;s1e3_62
+SpongeBob; You're...  doing  it...  wrong! ;s1e3_63
+Patrick; Wait,  no!  We've  got  to  get  out!  [The  two  pass  out.] ;s1e3_64
+{system}; [fades  to  the  sun] ;s1e3_65
+Sandy; [walks  out  of  the  tree  with  tea  and  cookies]  Come  and  get  it!  Y'all  gonna  like  this... ;s1e3_66
+{system}; [She  screams  and  drops  her  tray.  On  the  grass  is  a  live-action  sponge  and  starfish.  Cuts  to  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  leaning  against  a  ladder  with  two  goldfish  helmets  on.  Sandy,  on  top  of  the  ladder,  uses  a  hose  to  fill  those  helmets  with  water,  so  they  can  finally  breathe.] ;s1e3_67
+Sandy; There,  that  oughta  do  it!  If  y'all  needed  water,  you  shoulda  asked.  [carries  over  a  tray  with  three  tea  glasses.  Everyone  takes  one]  I  propose  a  toast,  to  new  friends.  [drinks  it  while  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  lift  their  drinks  up  and  they  clink  the  glasses  on  the  helmets,  causing  them  to  spill]  Hold  on  a  second.  [places  a  tea  bag  in  each  helmet,  allowing  the  two  to  drink  the  tea  water]  I  hope  you  like  your  tea  strong.  Drink  up!  [Patrick  nudges  SpongeBob  and  they  both  put  their  pinkies  up.  They  sip  the  tea.] ;s1e3_68
+{system}; [The  episode  starts  with  a  view  of  the  houses  of  Patrick,  Squidward,  and  SpongeBob.  The  screen  zooms  in  closer,  and  fades  to  a  view  of  SpongeBob's  entrance.] ; s1e4_1
+SpongeBob; [walks  outside  his  house,  and  breathes  in  the  fresh  air]  Ahh,  what  a  wonderful  day.  The  sun  is  out,  the  water  is  shimmering,  scallops  are  chirping.  So  peaceful.  [grabs  wood,  a  hammer,  and  some  nails,  and  starts  to  noisily  build  a  stand.  Squidward  peeks  his  head  out  the  window.] ; s1e4_2
+Squidward; Can  we  lower  the  volume,  please?  I  can't  work  with  all  that  racket  going  on! ; s1e4_3
+SpongeBob; Oh,  sure  thing,  Squidward. ; s1e4_4
+Squidward; Yes.  Mmm.  Right.  Mmm. ; s1e4_5
+SpongeBob; Okay.  [taps  on  a  nail  lightly,  and  he  looks  up  at  Squidward's  window.  He  does  it  again,  and  continues  to,  making  sure  he  doesn't  make  too  much  noise.  Meanwhile,  in  Squidward's  house,  Squidward  has  his  clarinet  in  his  hand.] ; s1e4_6
+Squidward; And  now...  for  some  soothing  sounds  from  Squidward's  clarinet.  Thank  you,  thank  you.  [starts  to  play  while  SpongeBob  looks  up  and  sees  that  Squidward  is  playing,  so  he  decides  to  finish  his  stand  quickly.  Squidward  looks  out  the  window  again.] ; s1e4_7
+Squidward; I  thought  I...  Huh? ; s1e4_8
+SpongeBob; Hey,  Squidward.  Wanna  blow  some  bubbles?  Only  25  cents. ; s1e4_9
+Squidward; Oh,  right.  Like  I  would  spend  a  moment  of  my  time  blowing  bubbles. ; s1e4_10
+SpongeBob; Uh  huh. ; s1e4_11
+Squidward; Oh,  puh-lease.  I  mean,  who  in  the  world  would  pay  to  blow  bubbles?  [Patrick  comes  out  of  his  house,  stuck  to  the  underside  of  the  rock] ; s1e4_12
+Patrick; Good  morning.  [a  TV,  lamp,  and  chair  are  seen  below  Patrick's  rock.  Patrick  falls  off  his  rock,  onto  his  furniture,  and  begins  screaming] ; s1e4_13
+Squidward; Oh,  boy.  [Patrick  walks  over  to  SpongeBob] ; s1e4_14
+SpongeBob; Good  morning  to  you,  sir.  Would  you  care  to  blow  a  bubble? ; s1e4_15
+Patrick; Hmm,  how  much  is  it? ; s1e4_16
+SpongeBob; Only  a  quarter. ; s1e4_17
+Patrick; Sounds  reasonable.  [whispering]  Uh,  I'm  going  to  need  to  borrow  a  quarter. ; s1e4_18
+SpongeBob; Sure  thing,  Patrick.  [pulls  out  a  quarter  and  he  gives  it  to  Patrick] ; s1e4_19
+Patrick; Ah,  one  quarter.  [hands  the  quarter  back  to  SpongeBob,  whom  bites  it  to  see  if  it's  real] ; s1e4_20
+SpongeBob; Thank  you.  [cuts  back  to  Squidward] ; s1e4_21
+Squidward; Hmm,  business  is  booming.  [laughs]  How  did  I  ever  get  surrounded  by  such  loser  neighbors?  Uh-huh.  [continues  playing.  Cut  back  to  SpongeBob  and  Patrick.  SpongeBob  dips  the  wand  in  the  bubble  soap] ; s1e4_22
+SpongeBob;" One  bubble  wand,  dipped  and  ready  to  go.  [Patrick  grabs  the  wand  from  SpongeBob,  inhales  deeply  and  begins  to  blow,  but  a  bubble  doesn't  come  out.  He  pants  and  blows  again.  After  a  while,  SpongeBob  puts  up  a  ""Lessons""  sign.  Patrick  then  loses  his  breath]  Could  I  interest  you  in  some  lessons?  Only  25  cents. "; s1e4_23
+Patrick; Uh,  very  well,  then.  Hey,  Sponge,  can  I  borrow  another  quarter?  [SpongeBob  hands  Patrick  a  quarter]  Thanks.  [winks  and  hands  the  quarter  back  to  SpongeBob] ; s1e4_24
+SpongeBob; Okay,  Patrick,  it's  all  in  the  technique.  [starts  doing  his  infamous  routine]  First  go  like  this,  spin  around.  Stop!  Double  take  three  times:  one,  two,  three.  Then,  pelvic  thrust!  Whoooo!  Whooooooo!  Stop  on  your  right  foot,  don't  forget  it!  Now  it's  time  to  bring  it  around  town.  Bring-it-around-town.  Then  you  do  this,  then  this,  and  this,  and  that,  and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that,  and  then...  [blows  bubbles  shaped  like  ducks] ; s1e4_25
+Patrick; Oooh.  [SpongeBob  pops  out  of  nowhere  and  blows  a  box.  Patrick  giggles  and  SpongeBob  blows  a  caterpillar]  Ah!  [The  caterpillar  then  pops  one-by-one,  with  descending  sounds.  Patrick  continues  to  giggle.  SpongeBob  blows  a  tugboat,  and  it  floats  off,  pops,  and  makes  a  foghorn  noise.  Cuts  to  inside  of  Squidward's  house] ; s1e4_26
+Squidward; Huh?  [shakes  his  clarinet.  Cut  back  to  outside  with  SpongeBob  and  Patrick] ; s1e4_27
+SpongeBob;" And  now...  with  two  hands!  [inhales  deeply  and  blows  out  an  elephant.  Circus  music,  in  particular  part  of  the  piece  ""Entry  of  the  Gladiators,""  starts  playing.] "; s1e4_28
+Patrick;" [laughs]  It's  a  giraffe!  [Patrick  continues  laughing  as  the  elephant  floats  over  into  Squidward's  house.  SpongeBob  then  worried  as  the  bubble  pops  and  tons  of  smaller  bubbles  come  out  of  both  windows  of  the  house  while  an  elephant  sounds.  Squidward  opens  the  door  with  a  sour  look  on  his  face.  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  hide  behind  the  stand.  SpongeBob  places  a  ""Closed""  sign  on  it.  Squidward  looks  over  the  stand] "; s1e4_29
+SpongeBob; Excuse  me,  sir,  but  we  are  clo- ; s1e4_30
+Squidward; Don't  give  me  any  of  that!  How  can  you  two  possibly  make  all  this  noise  just  blowing  bubbles?! ; s1e4_31
+SpongeBob; We're  not  just  blowing  bubbles.  We're  making  bubble  art.  Watch  carefully.  [does  his  infamous  routine  again]  First  go  like  this,  spin  around.  Stop!  Double  take  three  times:  one,  two,  three.  Then  pelvic  thrust!  Whoooo!  Whooooooo!  Stop  on  your  right  foot,  don't  forget  it!  Now  it's  time  to  bring  it  around  town.  Bring-it-around-town.  Then  you  do  this,  then  this,  and  this,  and  that,  and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that,  and  then...  [blows  a  butterfly,  which  flies  over  to  Squidward,  lands  on  his  head,  and  pops] ; s1e4_32
+Squidward; That's  not  art.  That's  just  annoying.  Blowing  bubbles,  that's  the  lamest  idea  I  have  ever  heard.  [SpongeBob  and  Patrick,  now  depressed,  head  to  SpongeBob's  house]  You  should  be  ashamed  of  yourselves.  [SpongeBob  closes  the  door  as  Squidward  laughs  to  himself]  Bubbles.  [continues  laughing]  Art.  [mumbles,  and  picks  up  the  bubble  wand,  sniffs  it,  and  inhales  to  blow.  Then,  SpongeBob  pops  up  out  of  nowhere] ; s1e4_33
+SpongeBob; That'll  be  25  cents,  sir. ; s1e4_34
+Squidward; Ah,  whoa,  what?  [SpongeBob  blinks]  Oh...  who-who  would  pay  25  cents  to  blow  bubbles? ; s1e4_35
+SpongeBob;" We  also  offer  lessons  for  beginners.  [puts  the  ""Lessons""  sign  up] "; s1e4_36
+Squidward; Beginners?  What  could  be  more  simple  than  blowing  a  stupid  bubble?  [pulls  a  quarter  out]  Here's  your  25  cents!  [SpongeBob  bites  it  to  see  if  it's  real  and  it  bends]  Watch  and  learn.  [inhales  and  blows,  but  nothing  happens]  Uhh...  wait,  wait,  wait.  [he  inhales  and  blows  again,  but  nothing  happens  again]  One  more  time.  Here.  Wait.  [inhales  and  blows  again,  and  a  small  bubble  comes  out  and  instantly  falls  to  the  ground  and  bursts,  making  a  fart  sound.  Looks  over  at  SpongeBob  and  Patrick.  They  gulp,  and  then  start  whistling.  Squidward  places  another  quarter  on  the  stand]  Uhh...  Just  a  mere  warm-up.  [dips  the  wand  in  the  bubble  container,  inhales  deeply  and  blows  hard.  The  bubble  falls  to  the  ground  again,  making  another  fart  sound,  gets  another  quarter  out  and  puts  it  on  the  stand] ; s1e4_37
+SpongeBob; Hey,  Squidward,  remember  the  technique.  [Squidward  keeps  trying  to  blow  bubbles  while  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  are  trying  to  show  him  the  technique]  Squidward,  technique!  You  do  this,  and  this,  step  back.... ; s1e4_38
+Patrick; Hey!  Technique,  Squidward! ; s1e4_39
+SpongeBob; Spin  around  like  thi�  Like  this...  Look  at  me,  over  here,  one...  two....  yeah,  three... ; s1e4_40
+Patrick; The  pelvic  woo! ; s1e4_41
+SpongeBob;" Look,  we're  doing  the  technique!  And  don't  for...  Don't  forget  the  ""Woooooo!""  Squidward? "; s1e4_42
+Patrick; Listen  to  Sponge! ; s1e4_43
+SpongeBob; Technique!  Technique!  Technique! ; s1e4_44
+SpongeBob; [weakly]  You're  not  doing  the  technique. ; s1e4_45
+Patrick;Technique.; s1e4_46
+Squidward; Technique?  Technique!?  Technique,  technique,  technique,  technique,  technique!  [starts  to  do  the  infamous  routine,  while  imitating  SpongeBob]  First  I  do  this,  spin  around.  Stop.  Double  take  three  times.  And  here  we  go,  pelvic  thrust.  Wehooooo!  Wehoohoo!  Oh,  stop  on  your  right  foot,  don't  forget  it.  Then,  bring  it  around  town.  And  a  little  of  this,  a  little  of  that,  a  little  of  this,  this,  this,  this,  that,  that,  that,  that.  And  that,  that,  that  that  that  that!  And  then...  [screams  very  loudly  into  the  wand,  blowing  a  gargantuan,  unshaped  bubble] ; s1e4_47
+SpongeBob; All  right,  Squid.  That  was  so  good. ; s1e4_48
+Patrick; Squid  is  number  one. ; s1e4_49
+Squidward; I  really  did  it,  didn't  I?  Hey,  you  guys  didn't  blow  anything  like  that. ; s1e4_50
+SpongeBob;No.; s1e4_51
+Squidward; Now  that's  a  bubble. ; s1e4_52
+SpongeBob; You  said  it,  Squidward.  See,  it  is  all  in  the  technique. ; s1e4_53
+Patrick; Yeah,  technique. ; s1e4_54
+Squidward; Technique?  Hah.  SpongeBob,  you  don't  think  I  created  that  [kisses  his  tentacle]  beautiful  work  of  art  with  your  help?  [starts  laughing]  Come  on,  it's  in  my  genes. ; s1e4_55
+Squidward; Thank  you,  thank  you,  thank  you.  [starts  to  play  his  clarinet.  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  chant  Squidward's  name.  At  one  point,  they  belly  flop  each  other  and  Patrick  falls  on  the  ground.]  I  rock.  [continues  to  play  his  clarinet.  As  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  continue  to  chant,  Squidward's  bubble  flies  over  them,  covers  Squidward's  house,  and  pulls  it  out  of  the  ground  and  up  towards  the  top  of  the  ocean.  SpongeBob  notices  and  stops  Patrick] ; s1e4_56
+SpongeBob; [concerned]  Squidward!  [Patrick  now  notices] ; s1e4_57
+Squidward; Hello,  my  friends.  You  are  looking  at  a...  [sees  how  high  he  is  from  the  sky] ; s1e4_58
+Squidward; ...genius.  [the  bubble  explodes  in  the  air  and  then  the  ground  violently  rumbles  and  shakes.  SpongeBob  and  Patrick  look  in  awe] ; s1e4_59
+{system}; [Pan  across  Goo  Lagoon] ;s1e5_1
+French Narrator; Ah,  Goo  Lagoon.  A  stinky  mud  puddle  to  you  and  me.  But  to  the  inhabitants  of  Bikini  Bottom,  a  wonderful,  stinky  mud  puddle.  [SpongeBob  and  Sandy  sit  enjoying  the  beach.  SpongeBob  sighs] ;s1e5_2
+SpongeBob; What  a  great  day.  [runs  off]  Hey,  Sandy!  Look!  [now  covered  in  a  mound  of  sand]  I'm  Sandy!  [Sandy  laughs.  SpongeBob  forms  sand  around  his  head  and  nose  to  look  like  Squidward  and  imitates  his  voice]  Hey  Sandy,  who  am  I?  [Sandy  still  laughs.  SpongeBob  picks  up  a  sand  phone]  Hello,  SpongeBob.  Could  you  keep  it  down?  I'm  trying  to  be  boring.  [Sandy  continues  laughing] ;s1e5_3
+Sandy; SpongeBob!  [a  doorbell  rings,  SpongeBob  walks  in  carrying  sand  pizza  boxes  and  wearing  a  Krusty  Krab  sand  hat] ;s1e5_4
+SpongeBob; Did  anyone  order  twenty  pepperoni  and  sand  pizzas?  [he  and  Sandy  laugh  together.  Larry  walks  up] ;s1e5_5
+Larry; Hey,  Sandy.  Hey,  SpongeBob. ;s1e5_6
+Sandy; Hey,  Larry. ;s1e5_7
+Larry; You  guys  wanna  go  lift  some  weights? ;s1e5_8
+Sandy; Sure.  [she  and  Larry  walk  off]  Well,  come  on,  SpongeBob.  [SpongeBob's  sand  pizzas  and  hat  fall  flat  as  he  walks  on  dejectedly] ;s1e5_9
+SpongeBob; [disappointingly]  Coming.  [cut  to  a  group  of  weightlifters,  each  grunting  as  they  work  out.  Larry  turns  to  Sandy] ;s1e5_10
+Larry; Give  it  a  try,  Sandy.  [Sandy  stands  in  front  of  a  weight.  She  picks  it  up,  grunting  as  she  does  so.  The  crowd  cheers  for  her,  and  she  throws  the  weight  down] ;s1e5_11
+SpongeBob; Good  job,  Sandy.  Well,  that's  about  enough  for  today,  don't  you  think?  [tries  to  walk  off] ;s1e5_12
+Larry; How  about  a  little  more  weight?  [bends  down  to  pick  up  a  weight  heavier  than  Sandy's]  Observe.  [grunts  as  he  picks  it  up,  his  eyes  bulging,  and  veins  stick  out  from  his  neck.  The  crowd  cheers,  and  Larry  throws  the  weight  down] ;s1e5_13
+SpongeBob; All  right,  stand  back,  everyone.  [picks  up  a  single  twig  from  the  ground.  The  crowd  is  silent.  He  sinks  into  the  sand.  Sandy  walks  to  a  weight] ;s1e5_14
+Sandy; Y'all  watch  this!  [picks  up  an  anchor  weight.  The  crowd  cheers  for  her,  but  stop  when  they  realize  Larry  has  lifted  the  spectator  stands]  Way  to  go,  Larry!  [SpongeBob  burrows  into  the  sand,  and  tunnels  over  to  Incidental  36  who  is  picnicking  next  to  a  marshmallow  sack] ;s1e5_15
+SpongeBob; Could  I  borrow  a  couple  of  these? ;s1e5_16
+SpongeBob; [takes  two  marshmallows  and  places  them  on  the  twig]  And  now,  with  the  addition  of  2,  count  'em,  2  marshmallows.  [preps  himself  for  his  lift,  inhales  deeply,  takes  hold  of  the  twig,  and  is  unable  to  lift  it.  The  crowd  isn't  moved.  He  tries  again.  And  again.  After  a  huge  effort,  SpongeBob  hears  a  rip.  He  looks  down  and  notices  that  he's  ripped  his  pants.  The  crowd  gasps,  then  laughs  at  SpongeBob.  SpongeBob  scuttles  off,  embarrassed.  Scooter  walks  over,  laughing] ;s1e5_17
+Scooter; That  was  too  funny.  [slaps  SpongeBob  on  the  back]  You  are  hilarious! ;s1e5_18
+Sandy; Ain't  he  the  funniest  little  Sponge  you  ever  saw?  [SpongeBob  grins  widely  which  gave  him  an  idea.  Cut  to  Larry  with  a  volleyball  on  his  claw] ;s1e5_19
+Larry; Anybody  up  for  some  volleyball?  [the  ball  volleys  back  and  forth,  until  Larry  spikes  it  into  some  fish  and  the  crowd  cheers  for  him.  SpongeBob  looks  at  him  in  contempt.  A  fish  serves  the  ball  and  as  Larry  is  about  to  hit  it,  SpongeBob  interferes] ;s1e5_20
+SpongeBob; I  got  it!  [the  ball  falls  and  SpongeBob  tries  to  serve  it]  Incoming!  [the  serve  misses  and  the  crowd  boos.  He  bends  down  to  pick  the  ball  up  and  rips  his  pants]  Oops,  I  guess  I  ripped  my  pants  again!  [the  crowd  laughs.  Scooter  walks  in  laughing  again] ;s1e5_21
+Scooter; Once  again,  dude,  [slaps  SpongeBob  on  the  back]  you  have  split  my  sides!  [he  continues  to  laugh.  Cut  to  a  tossed  Frisbee.  Larry  catches  it  and  throws  it  to  Sandy] ;s1e5_22
+SpongeBob; Hey,  Sandy,  how  about  throwing  it  to  me? ;s1e5_23
+Sandy; Okay,  here  it  comes!  [SpongeBob  stands  still  and  lets  the  Frisbee  hit  him  on  the  head,  knocking  him  over] ;s1e5_24
+SpongeBob; I  could  use  a  hand  here!  [laughs.  Sandy  walks  over  and  helps  him  up] ;s1e5_25
+Sandy; You  okay,  SpongeBob? ;s1e5_26
+SpongeBob; I  guess  so...  [does  a  handstand,  revealing  his  pants]  ...except  I  ripped  my  pants!  [the  crowd  laughs,  and  Scooter  walks  up  to  SpongeBob  once  again] ;s1e5_27
+Scooter; You  still  got  it,  dude!  [slaps  SpongeBob  on  the  back  again.  Cut  to  SpongeBob  and  Sandy  walking  to  an  ice  cream  vendor] ;s1e5_28
+SpongeBob; I'll  take  a  banana  split. ;s1e5_29
+SpongeBob; That's  okay.  I  already  split  my  pants!  Get  it?  [Sandy  giggles] ;s1e5_30
+SpongeBob; How  about  ripple?  [does  so,  Sandy  giggles  again]  No,  thanks,  already  got  one!  [Sandy  drops  laughing,  Incidental  39  is  unamused,  and  SpongeBob  happily  bounces  off  to  a  snack  bar.  SpongeBob  runs  up  to  Incidental  40,  knocking  his  drink  over]  Is  that  a  burger  you're  eating? ;s1e5_31
+SpongeBob; You  know  what  would  go  good  with  that? ;s1e5_32
+SpongeBob; [whispers]  Ripped...  pants.  [smiles  widely  and  shows  the  annoyed  Incidental  40  his  ripped  pants.  SpongeBob  then  runs  around  the  snack  bar,  laughing.  He  comes  up  in-between  two  fish]  Ripped  pants  a  la  mode!  [rips  his  pants,  the  fish  are  annoyed.  Cut  to  SpongeBob  being  in  the  kitchen  of  the  snack  bar,  next  to  the  fry  cook]  Delivery!  Did  you  order  twenty  cases  of  ripped  pants?  [shoves  his  behind  through  the  box,  revealing  his  ripped  pants,  then  laughs  and  the  box  is  revealed  to  have  no  lower  part.  The  fry  cook  groans  disgustedly.  Cut  to  a  broadcasting  booth  over  looking  the  lagoon] ;s1e5_33
+Sports guy; Surf's  up  in  the  Goo  Lagoon.  [fish  are  surfing.  Close-up  of  Perch  Perkins]  And  here  comes  Larry,  doing  his  trademark  lay-back.  [cut  to  Larry  lying  on  his  surfboard]  There  goes  Sandy,  hanging  ten...  fingers,  that  is.  [cut  to  Sandy  doing  a  handstand  on  her  surfboard]  There  goes  SpongeBob...  [rip]  ripping  his  pants  again.  [The  sports  guy  is  annoyed,  then  cut  to  SpongeBob  ripping  his  pants  on  his  surfboard.  A  wave  knocks  SpongeBob  off  his  surfboard  and  washes  him  up  on  the  beach] ;s1e5_34
+Sandy;SpongeBob!;s1e5_35
+SpongeBob; [to  Incidental  155]  Come  closer.  [a  divine  light  shines  on  him]  I  need...  I  need... ;s1e5_36
+SpongeBob; [pats  Incidental  155  on  the  shoulder.  Close  up  of  SpongeBob's  mouth]  A  tailor.  [the  light  turns  off,  accompanied  by  a  light  switch]  Because  I  ripped  my  pants!  [laughs.  Incidental  155  makes  an  annoyed  expression,  drops  SpongeBob,  and  the  crowd  surrounding  him  walks  off  with  annoyance.  SpongeBob  is  left  alone  and  Sandy  walks  up  to  him  angry] ;s1e5_37
+Sandy; That  wasn't  funny,  SpongeBob!  Y'all  had  me  worried  sick!  [walks  off  as  Scooter  walks  towards  SpongeBob  and  looks  at  him  sadly] ;s1e5_38
+Scooter; [shakes  his  head]  Dude...  [walks  off.  Cut  to  a  dressing  tent,  with  SpongeBob  inside] ;s1e5_39
+SpongeBob;" [thinking]  Come  on,  SpongeBob,  you're  losing  them!  Think!  Your  public's  waiting.  [speaking]  Let's  see...  [checking  them  off  a  list]  ""Lifting  weights  -  big  laugh,""  ""Frisbee  in  face  -  kills,""  ""Surfing  -  knocks  'em  dead,""  ""Pretending  to  drown,""  [uses  his  pencil  to  write  the  word  ""NO""  and  circle  it]  No.  Come  on,  think!  I  got  it!  Hey,  everybody!  [runs  out  of  the  dressing  tent]  Not  ripped  pants!  [tears  his  pants  off]  Pants  ripped  off.  Huh?  Someone  call  the  police.  There's  a  pants  thief  on  the  loose!  [the  wind  howls,  SpongeBob  standing  alone  on  the  beach.  A  tumbleweed  rolls  by.  SpongeBob  turns  and  hears  party  music  at  a  distance,  and  sees  Larry  and  Sandy  playing  volleyball]  Oh,  no,  everybody's  gone,  even  Sandy.  She'd  rather  hang  out  with  Larry!  Oh,  no.  [lies  on  the  beach  as  he  continues  saying,  no]  We  blew  it,  pants.  [throws  his  pants  aside] ";s1e5_40
+Pants;" What  do  you  mean,  ""we?""  [the  pants  walk  off,  leaving  SpongeBob  alone] ";s1e5_41
+SpongeBob; Oh,  I  didn't  have  to  be  a  fool  to  get  Sandy's  attention.  Am  I  the  biggest  loser  on  the  beach?!  [Incidental  22  walks  up  to  SpongeBob,  shining  red] ;s1e5_42
+SpongeBob; Ouch.  [a  fish  walks  up  to  the  two] ;s1e5_43
+Loser; No,  I  am.  I  got  sand  in  my  buns.  [shows  them  two  sandy  hamburger  buns.  There  is  a  rumbling  coming  from  the  sand  and  a  whale  pops  his  head  out  of  the  sand] ;s1e5_44
+Frank; No,  I'm  the  biggest  loser  on  the  beach.  They  buried  me  in  the  sand  and  forgot  me. ;s1e5_45
+All; What  happened  to  you? ;s1e5_46
+SpongeBob; I  lost  my  best  friend. ;s1e5_47
+All; How?  [SpongeBob  grabs  a  sand  guitar  and  sings  he  is  front  of  the  sand  castle  and  a  sand  telephone  he  built  earlier] ;s1e5_48
+SpongeBob;" When  I  ripped...  [his  underwear  starts  ripping]  my  pants.  [starts  to  sing]  I  thought  that  I  had  everybody  by  my  side,  but  I  went  and  blew  it  all  sky-high,  and  now  she  won't  even  spare  a  passing  glance,  [The  curtain  comes  down  and  a  spotlight  shines  on  SpongeBob]  all  just  because  I  [rips  his  underwear  again]  ripped  my  pants.  [the  other  three  ""losers  of  the  beach""  assemble  on  a  sand  stage  with  sand  instruments  and  sing] ";s1e5_49
+All; When  big  Larry  came  round  just  to  put  him  down,  SpongeBob  turned  into  a  clown,  and  no  girl  ever  wants  to  dance  with  a  fool  who  went  and  [Incidental  22  turns  around  and  suddenly,  her  bottom  then  rips,  splitting  open,  revealing  her  white  underwear]  ripped  his  pants! ;s1e5_50
+All; Or  sand  in  your  buns!  [instrumental  break.  The  loser  scrapes  the  two  buns  together  to  make  a  rhythm  then  the  curtain  shows  waves  crashing  about] ;s1e5_51
+SpongeBob; Now  I  learned  a  lesson  I  won't  soon  forget...  so  listen  and  you  won't  regret.  Be  true  to  yourself;s1e5_52
+Sandy;SpongeBob!;s1e5_53
+SpongeBob; Sandy!  [she  gets  onstage  and  hugs  SpongeBob.  He  returns  the  embrace] ;s1e5_54
+Sandy; Your  song  is  true.  If  y'all  want  to  be  my  friend,  just  be  yourself.  [Larry  walks  up] ;s1e5_55
+Larry; [impressed  with  SpongeBob's  singing  during  the  big  concert]  SpongeBob,  that  was  so  righteous.  [hands  SpongeBob  a  pencil]  Would  you...  sign  my  pants? ;s1e5_56
+SpongeBob;" Absolutely,  buddy.  [SpongeBob  bends  down  to  sign  Larry's  pants.  His  underwear  then  rips  off  completely,  leaving  SpongeBob  ""au  naturel.""  Someone  off-screen  whistles.  SpongeBob  covers  his  crotch,  grins,  and  blushes  sheepishly] ";s1e5_57