jxm/the_office_lines · Datasets at Hugging Face

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13,006	3	11	40	You are so welcome, mon. Angela, you just got leied. [puts lei on Angela]	Michael	false
31,856	6	4	21	[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.	Michael	false
23,508	5	3	7	Ass...turd.	Meredith	false
26,565	5	12	15	Haha, we struck the mother load!	Michael	false
30,719	5	26	34	Okay, knock it off, Rolph.	Dwight	false
31,482	6	3	12	That is not what Wallace told us.	Michael	false
2,338	2	1	73	[singing] You down with the Dundies?	Michael	false
16,849	3	23	66	It's like outerspace without the stars, it's so black. [laughs]	Dwight	false
36,146	6	17	21	Okay? [Unplugs cord, sings] 'The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-'	Dwight	false
26,829	5	13	16	Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?	Michael	false
50,812	8	17	26	It��s true.	Dwight	false
37,441	6	21	39	[whispers] Okay. So... Oh, Donna?	Michael	false
54,436	9	6	47	OK!	Erin	false
29,297	5	21	40	Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song.	Andy	false
3,566	2	5	5	Yeah.	Kevin	false
34,897	6	14	10	Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive. And that takes one minute.	Jim	false
24,368	5	5	43	It's not that bad. But if I'm really jonesing to see you guys, I can always fly.	Holly	false
58,751	9	21	38	Yeah.	David Wallace	false
17,050	4	1	18	Hey monkey, what's up?	Dwight	false
10,131	3	3	37	Saboteur!	Andy	false
8,962	2	21	38	Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.	Dwight	false
43,839	7	18	39	No.	Holly	false
33,726	6	9	28	Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the Dark Arts.	Dwight	false
19,862	4	6	44	I got into Cornell off the Wait List. A lot of people were like, 'Oh, you just got into Cornell because your dad donated a building.' No. Okay. I got into Cornell because I'm smart. I'm smart enough to have a dad who donates buildings to things.	Andy	false
49,137	8	12	18	Oh really?	Dwight	false
38,798	7	2	26	Yes, Yes. They are all fake stories. What sort of twisted mind would come up with weird stories like that? [pause] Three hours. We're half way done.	Michael	false
27,100	5	14	4	Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.	Pam	false
51,762	8	21	18	I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to excuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.	Robert	false
31,946	6	4	33	I can't believe it was me.	Jim	false
2,573	2	2	29	[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.	Jan	false
6,502	2	13	16	[Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.	Michael	false
41,152	7	10	17	[without looking at the pictures] Oh my gosh she is so cute. She looks like both of you.	Andy	false
49,480	8	13	16	Why?	Phyllis	false
1,696	1	6	18	No.	Dwight	false
47,777	8	7	30	We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.	Dwight	false
58,437	9	20	33	Yes!	Angela	false
59,425	9	23	8	I think she looks good. Now that she��s wearing sports bras, we don��t see her boobs as much.	Pam	false
57,278	9	16	34	I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.	Angela	false
206	1	1	37	[Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.	Michael	false
33,212	6	7	38	You're welcome. Whoa! [leans back] Almost fell. [they both laugh]	Michael	false
55,363	9	10	3	Oh, the Nets are super tough. [Jim in pain from his lip]	Kevin	false
35,521	6	16	18	Acceptable names include and are limited to: Ebenezer.	Dwight	false
45,482	7	24	53	Well, there must be someone who stands out.	Oscar	false
27,523	5	15	29	Not a surprise.	Jim	false
14,238	3	16	50	OK.	Michael	false
52,864	9	1	22	In a way it��s like I have a son. And who knows? Maybe someday they��ll hire someone who looks like a younger version of him. And then I��ll have a grandson.	Dwight	false
50,769	8	17	21	I��m on break.	Stanley	false
42,756	7	14	19	[calling to the back] Mr. Chu!	Waiter	false
37,427	6	21	38	Oh, dear God. Okay. Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back.	Dwight	false
33,603	6	9	3	Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. [gives himself a fake throat punch] Block. Grasp wrist as such. [grasps wrist]	Dwight	false
29,632	5	23	9	It's not your fault. Some people just don't want to be inspired.	Dwight	false
32,796	6	6	20	Let's get back to the matter at hand.	Michael	false
55,425	9	10	20	Renters. Ok, I'm gonna need you to gather your belongings, retreat to the warehouse, conduct your business there until the infected have been deloused. Let's get going. I'm gonna stay here and fight. If you don't hear from me by lunch, call me. I might want lunch.	Dwight	false
42,746	7	14	18	farts popcorn.	Dwight and Erin	false
21,830	4	13	21	My old art room. [finds a sheet of blank paper] Oh, maybe it's still here! [looks for her painting] No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.	Pam	false
45,597	7	24	63	Listen, I'm really flattered, but I don't think we should.	Andy	false
5,425	2	10	26	I'll take the teapot.	Meredith	false
59,894	9	23	107	Do you even have a mattress?	Angela	false
4,909	2	9	3	Yes.	Michael	false
39,548	7	5	11	[shaking hands] How are ya?	Jim	false
28,790	5	20	7	If you want to tell me -	Dwight	false
54,980	9	8	29	I got it.	Oscar	false
1,867	1	6	33	What are you guys going to do?	Pam	false
38,239	6	24	13	Uh...	Andy	false
16,319	3	22	52	[yelling excitedly for Dwight to get off the coals]	Group	false
18,773	4	4	10	[on the phone] Michael, it's Ryan for you.	Pam	false
58,758	9	21	38	Dwight��s the new manager. He freaking did it.	Kevin	false
41,485	7	11	17	Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.	Michael	false
20,757	4	9	29	It's French. I studied some French during my semester at sea. Or, shall I say a semester at la mer, which is French for 'sea.'	Andy	false
35,106	6	15	1	What?	Michael	false
48,867	8	11	11	Okay.	Jim	false
56,115	9	12	50	Night, Creed.	Pam	false
33,739	6	9	32	[accent] Whoa. What's this strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth, son? This here's Savannah.	Michael	false
5,619	2	10	74	Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower.	Oscar	false
38,355	6	24	34	I am not going to tell you anything.	Michael	false
19,546	4	5	44	Bull[censored] man!	Michael	false
48,818	8	11	9	I'm in.	Darryl	false
47,147	8	5	47	Jim. [rolls eyes]	Meredith	false
46,193	8	2	19	Yeah! Whoo! [Group cheers]	Pam	false
4,144	2	6	37	No women or children. Unless provoked.	Dwight	true
27,938	5	17	5	[to Kevin] Why don't you just go out on a date with her? Try to spark up an on going joke and then in a month or two, if it feels right, you'll know.	Jim	false
29,337	5	22	9	Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?	Dwight	false
45,192	7	23	29	You shot a gun off -	Pam	false
53,816	9	4	29	Oh, why, is there something?	Nellie	false
51,142	8	19	6	Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.	Nellie	false
31,959	6	4	35	I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time, my best friend was my grandma... and then she met Harriet and now she thinks she's better than everybody.	Michael	false
52,622	8	24	18	Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody.	Senator Lipton	false
30,352	5	25	21	Wow! Sorry!	Phyllis	false
49,222	8	12	30	Shh. Of course I'm superstitious. What are you talking about?	Kelly	false
42,991	7	15	17	Good.	Oscar	false
6,282	2	12	31	Give it to me.	Michael	false
2,267	2	1	65	Here he is.	Michael	true
47,961	8	8	18	Raw fish- the disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat. Now, we can't get enough of it. From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? We can do that! With... origami. It's the sushi of paper.	Ryan	false
49,157	8	12	19	I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.	Robert	false
11,970	3	8	65	Yeah.	Karen	false
32,005	6	4	45	Michael.	Dwight	false
48,395	8	9	41	There is no shower.	Dwight	false
23,676	5	3	33	[picking up Astrid] There you are.	Jan	false
26,442	5	12	5	[counting votes] Five. Five to five.	Kevin	false
27,264	5	14	25	I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen. Wow, kind of mean.	Michael	false

13,006

3

11

40

You are so welcome, mon. Angela, you just got leied. [puts lei on Angela]

Michael

false

31,856

6

4

21

[talking quietly, trying not to move his lips]That is seriously going to impeed my ability to hook up with your female relatives.

Michael

false

23,508

5

3

7

Ass...turd.

Meredith

false

26,565

5

12

15

Haha, we struck the mother load!

Michael

false

30,719

5

26

34

Okay, knock it off, Rolph.

Dwight

false

31,482

6

3

12

That is not what Wallace told us.

Michael

false

2,338

2

1

73

[singing] You down with the Dundies?

Michael

false

16,849

3

23

66

It's like outerspace without the stars, it's so black. [laughs]

Dwight

false

36,146

6

17

21

Okay? [Unplugs cord, sings] 'The cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy blue-'

Dwight

false

26,829

5

13

16

Where are they? You know what? If we come across somebody with no arms or legs do we bother resuscitating them? I mean, what kind of quality of life do we have there?

Michael

false

50,812

8

17

26

It��s true.

Dwight

false

37,441

6

21

39

[whispers] Okay. So... Oh, Donna?

Michael

false

54,436

9

6

47

OK!

Erin

false

29,297

5

21

40

Literally every song is better a cappella. Name a song.

Andy

false

3,566

2

5

Yeah.

Kevin

false

34,897

6

14

10

Well, now we won't get lost. Or we could drive. And that takes one minute.

Jim

false

24,368

5

43

It's not that bad. But if I'm really jonesing to see you guys, I can always fly.

Holly

false

58,751

9

21

38

Yeah.

David Wallace

false

17,050

4

1

18

Hey monkey, what's up?

Dwight

false

10,131

3

37

Saboteur!

Andy

false

8,962

2

21

38

Do the right thing here, Michael. Okay, I have served you loyally for years.

Dwight

false

43,839

7

18

39

No.

Holly

false

33,726

6

9

28

Voodoo Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the Dark Arts.

Dwight

false

19,862

4

6

44

I got into Cornell off the Wait List. A lot of people were like, 'Oh, you just got into Cornell because your dad donated a building.' No. Okay. I got into Cornell because I'm smart. I'm smart enough to have a dad who donates buildings to things.

Andy

false

49,137

8

12

18

Oh really?

Dwight

false

38,798

7

2

26

Yes, Yes. They are all fake stories. What sort of twisted mind would come up with weird stories like that? [pause] Three hours. We're half way done.

Michael

false

27,100

5

14

4

Yeah. I love being on the road, but I especially love the time and a half pay 24 hours a day, for three days. Cause I have a mortgage now, got a bring home the bucks.

Pam

false

51,762

8

21

18

I never allow sexual desire to influence a business decision. So I find it best to excuse myself temporarily until I've had a chance to make love and then go back and analyze the situation rationally. Buffett operates the same way.

Robert

false

31,946

6

4

33

I can't believe it was me.

Jim

false

2,573

2

29

[to cell phone] Yes. Yes, I did. Okay. Well, we can talk about that later then. [to Pam] Hi.

Jan

false

6,502

2

13

16

[Michael presses a button for Stanley] Peach iced tea. You're going to hate it.

Michael

false

41,152

7

10

17

[without looking at the pictures] Oh my gosh she is so cute. She looks like both of you.

Andy

false

49,480

8

13

16

Why?

Phyllis

false

1,696

1

6

18

No.

Dwight

false

47,777

8

7

30

We have to start with a baseline question to establish what the truth is.

Dwight

false

58,437

9

20

33

Yes!

Angela

false

59,425

9

23

8

I think she looks good. Now that she��s wearing sports bras, we don��t see her boobs as much.

Pam

false

57,278

9

16

34

I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.

Angela

false

206

1

37

[Pam starts crying] You been X'd punk! [Laughing] Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around. See? OK. He was in on it. He was my accomplice. And it was kind of a morale booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, giving him the feel of the place. So you... God, we totally got you.

Michael

false

33,212

6

7

38

You're welcome. Whoa! [leans back] Almost fell. [they both laugh]

Michael

false

55,363

9

10

3

Oh, the Nets are super tough. [Jim in pain from his lip]

Kevin

false

35,521

6

16

18

Acceptable names include and are limited to: Ebenezer.

Dwight

false

45,482

7

24

53

Well, there must be someone who stands out.

Oscar

false

27,523

5

15

29

Not a surprise.

Jim

false

14,238

3

16

50

OK.

Michael

false

52,864

9

1

22

In a way it��s like I have a son. And who knows? Maybe someday they��ll hire someone who looks like a younger version of him. And then I��ll have a grandson.

Dwight

false

50,769

8

17

21

I��m on break.

Stanley

false

42,756

7

14

19

[calling to the back] Mr. Chu!

Waiter

false

37,427

6

21

38

Oh, dear God. Okay. Don't make any decisions just yet. Okay? I'll be right back.

Dwight

false

33,603

6

9

3

Easy. Allow me to demonstrate. I am attacking myself with a throat punch. Here it comes. [gives himself a fake throat punch] Block. Grasp wrist as such. [grasps wrist]

Dwight

false

29,632

5

23

9

It's not your fault. Some people just don't want to be inspired.

Dwight

false

32,796

6

20

Let's get back to the matter at hand.

Michael

false

55,425

9

10

20

Renters. Ok, I'm gonna need you to gather your belongings, retreat to the warehouse, conduct your business there until the infected have been deloused. Let's get going. I'm gonna stay here and fight. If you don't hear from me by lunch, call me. I might want lunch.

Dwight

false

42,746

7

14

18

farts popcorn.

Dwight and Erin

false

21,830

4

13

21

My old art room. [finds a sheet of blank paper] Oh, maybe it's still here! [looks for her painting] No. No they must have taken it down. Never mind.

Pam

false

45,597

7

24

63

Listen, I'm really flattered, but I don't think we should.

Andy

false

5,425

2

10

26

I'll take the teapot.

Meredith

false

59,894

9

23

107

Do you even have a mattress?

Angela

false

4,909

2

9

3

Yes.

Michael

false

39,548

7

5

11

[shaking hands] How are ya?

Jim

false

28,790

5

20

7

If you want to tell me -

Dwight

false

54,980

9

8

29

I got it.

Oscar

false

1,867

1

6

33

What are you guys going to do?

Pam

false

38,239

6

24

13

Uh...

Andy

false

16,319

3

22

52

[yelling excitedly for Dwight to get off the coals]

Group

false

18,773

4

10

[on the phone] Michael, it's Ryan for you.

Pam

false

58,758

9

21

38

Dwight��s the new manager. He freaking did it.

Kevin

false

41,485

7

11

17

Well, this year's gonna be different. We're gonna have fun. It's not gonna be tacky. It's going to be, you know what, the food is going to be austere. It is not going to be tacky, deli platter food. It's not gonna have a big, fat, gross Santa Claus. It's gonna be cool, sleek Santa.

Michael

false

20,757

4

9

29

It's French. I studied some French during my semester at sea. Or, shall I say a semester at la mer, which is French for 'sea.'

Andy

false

35,106

6

15

1

What?

Michael

false

48,867

8

11

Okay.

Jim

false

56,115

9

12

50

Night, Creed.

Pam

false

33,739

6

9

32

[accent] Whoa. What's this strange Yankee accent coming out of your mouth, son? This here's Savannah.

Michael

false

5,619

2

10

74

Kelly had me last year, too, and she gave me the same exact thing. I only have one shower.

Oscar

false

38,355

6

24

34

I am not going to tell you anything.

Michael

false

19,546

4

5

44

Bull[censored] man!

Michael

false

48,818

8

11

9

I'm in.

Darryl

false

47,147

8

5

47

Jim. [rolls eyes]

Meredith

false

46,193

8

2

19

Yeah! Whoo! [Group cheers]

Pam

false

4,144

2

6

37

No women or children. Unless provoked.

Dwight

true

27,938

5

17

5

[to Kevin] Why don't you just go out on a date with her? Try to spark up an on going joke and then in a month or two, if it feels right, you'll know.

Jim

false

29,337

5

22

9

Thanks, Michael. [Michael palms Dwight cash in their handshake] Wait, what is this?

Dwight

false

45,192

7

23

29

You shot a gun off -

Pam

false

53,816

9

4

29

Oh, why, is there something?

Nellie

false

51,142

8

19

6

Certainly not the Harry Houdini Museum. What a nobody. Oh look, some Hungarian just found their way out of a sack. Let's build a shrine. No, I've come to work here.

Nellie

false

31,959

6

4

35

I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time, my best friend was my grandma... and then she met Harriet and now she thinks she's better than everybody.

Michael

false

52,622

8

24

18

Hello, Erin. Hello, everybody.

Senator Lipton

false

30,352

5

25

21

Wow! Sorry!

Phyllis

false

49,222

8

12

30

Shh. Of course I'm superstitious. What are you talking about?

Kelly

false

42,991

7

15

17

Good.

Oscar

false

6,282

2

12

31

Give it to me.

Michael

false

2,267

2

1

65

Here he is.

Michael

true

47,961

8

18

Raw fish- the disgusting food from Japan that Americans would never want to eat. Now, we can't get enough of it. From movie stars to construction workers, sushi is what's for dinner. Let me throw another idea at you. Origami. What? The crazy art of paper folding from, that's right, Japan. Don't you wish you could go back to 1980 and open the first sushi restaurant in Manhattan? We can do that! With... origami. It's the sushi of paper.

Ryan

false

49,157

8

12

19

I don't know. Maybe not. Just come.

Robert

false

11,970

3

8

65

Yeah.

Karen

false

32,005

6

4

45

Michael.

Dwight

false

48,395

8

9

41

There is no shower.

Dwight

false

23,676

5

3

33

[picking up Astrid] There you are.

Jan

false

26,442

5

12

5

[counting votes] Five. Five to five.

Kevin

false

27,264

5

14

25

I would give that lecture a solid B+. Although, for the record, Karen. Wow, kind of mean.

Michael

false