jxm/the_office_lines · Datasets at Hugging Face

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53,010	9	1	47	You ready?	Pam	false
52,940	9	1	35	Ah, I like the Red Sox. I��m from Vermont.	Pete	false
31,599	6	3	20	You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...	Meredith	false
2,835	2	3	17	Yeah, I got a game. It's called 'work hard so my kids can go to college.'	Stanley	false
57,071	9	16	13	Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?	Angela	false
31,125	6	2	1	Okay.	Oscar	false
49,516	8	13	20	All right, well. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? Allow me to give you a hand. [puts Jim's things in a box] Here we are. So long, clump-mate. I'm going to miss you. Truth be told, I never thought that this was how it was going to end. I always thought that I was going to defeat you somehow. But you've defeated yourself. [laughs]	Dwight	false
53,808	9	4	28	You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?	Dwight	false
31,448	6	3	8	Yes.	Michael	false
42,587	7	14	2	And the final clue...	Jim	false
33,001	6	7	16	[Andy shakes his head 'no'] Oh. No, no. [laughing] We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.	Pam	false
55,822	9	11	27	What? [Jim shrugs] How about yesterday?	Darryl	false
17,837	4	2	39	Yes, no! No, those are for our clients. Actually, our exclients. I'll explain, later.	Michael	false
46,366	8	3	6	I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...	Pam	false
29,204	5	21	26	You're working hard? On this?	Charles	false
40,117	7	6	45	Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.	Darryl	false
9,024	2	21	56	[flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn't say three, did I?	Michael	false
12,381	3	10	16	You're kidding.	Karen	false
32,564	6	5	29	[relaxing] Oh man.	Dwight and Andy	false
37,562	6	22	6	You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.	Meredith	false
16	1	1	4	People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.	Michael	false
53,116	9	2	17	Oh, cool.	Roy	false
12,746	3	10	85	There's no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!	Angela	false
35,894	6	16	59	Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.	Jim	false
56,005	9	12	30	Yeah.	Dwight	false
48,487	8	10	11	Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did. [Jessica laughs, Erin exaggerates back curve]	Erin	false
16,259	3	22	46	I don't understand what you want from me.	Angela	false
2,776	2	3	8	Yup.	Pam	false
23,506	5	3	7	Michael wrote down 'Astird.'	Angela	false
31,401	6	3	4	[in Jim's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint.	Dwight	false
51,197	8	19	20	Hm?	Andy	false
13,611	3	14	16	Quick somebody help! Help the man! [Pretends to kick Michael]	Packer	false
12,642	3	10	58	[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...	Kelly	false
19,348	4	5	9	Why don't we show you what we did with the Nashua branch?	Ad guy 1	false
1,570	1	6	1	I'm not going to do that Michael.	Jan	false
50,358	8	16	20	Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle. [clicks tongue, whinnies]	Packer	false
41,554	7	11	29	[grunting, shouting]	Dwight	false
26,189	5	11	13	When?	Jim	false
9,716	3	2	8	Um...	Pam	false
11,077	3	6	40	Andy, no acappella.	Karen	false
8,527	2	20	13	Yes, it's marijuana.	Phyllis	false
19,448	4	5	26	No, I hate it! I hate it! ...I don't hate it, I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.	Michael	false
52,714	8	24	31	[into phone] Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.	Dwight	false
38,535	7	1	24	Get whatever you want, on me.	Pam	false
30,959	6	1	21	Are you attracted to other men?	Oscar	false
4,663	2	8	25	Next suggestion.	Dwight	false
14,169	3	16	40	Pam-casso! Sorry I'm late, I had to race across town.	Michael	false
39,000	7	3	19	Shhh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.	Darryl	false
26,285	5	11	22	Or, we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.	Angela	false
58,629	9	21	27	Again! And I��m looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?	David Wallace	false
21,681	4	12	27	You just, do, and I don't know why, so... please help me understand.	Michael	false
22,916	5	1	73	Kelly.	Ryan	false
33,821	6	9	46	No.	Jim	false
28,521	5	19	10	[interviewee enters office] Hello.	Isaac	false
56,084	9	12	44	Okay.	Pam	false
18,226	4	3	17	I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.	Phyllis	false
28,526	5	19	10	Hmm?	Michael	false
26,966	5	13	41	I don't get it. Do I stress you out?	Michael	false
59,179	9	22	45	He just won��t go down. It��s as if he��s excited by all this paper.	Oscar	false
33,194	6	7	34	Oscar, yes. You're right to stop it. Thank you. Eject it.	Jim	false
13,618	3	14	17	And what kind of stripper did you get?	Packer	false
46,051	8	2	8	Justine. She said she��s coming by later.	Erin	false
50,998	8	18	25	Make them kiss me. [everyone 'ew's] [Toby and Darryl look at each other]	Meredith	false
2,479	2	2	18	Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?	Darryl	false
57,361	9	16	44	Hey! Back here.	Jim	false
19,431	4	5	25	Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.	Jim	false
47	1	1	10	No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.	Michael	false
47,759	8	7	29	Mm-hmm.	Kevin	false
43,812	7	18	33	Listen about earlier ...	Holly	false
7,309	2	15	44	So you're not doing it.	Jim	false
59,728	9	23	66	That is an amazing name. I��m obsessed with Drake. His last album�� it just touched me to pieces.	Kelly	false
5,314	2	10	1	Shove it through! Break it!	Dwight	false
39,085	7	3	34	No, I saw you, and you were the only one.	Sweeney Todd	false
38,617	7	1	30	All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.	Michael	false
28,450	5	18	30	It was very nice meeting you, Charles Miner.	Angela	false
5,377	2	10	17	I'm sorry, everybody.	Phyllis	false
19,413	4	5	23	Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.	Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly, Darryl	false
20,423	4	8	41	It's a problem with the client. I think, Jim...	Oscar	false
56,466	9	14	12	And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids, it's, uh, kinda nice to live the bachelor life again. You know, let your hair down.	Jim	false
53,072	9	2	12	Would you like me to take your peel?	Server	false
29,644	5	23	10	Most do in the magazines.	Michael	false
24,823	5	6	34	OK, all right. OK, I did it. All right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you guys didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to and then you didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.	Kelly	false
22,160	4	14	27	Thanks.	Jim	false
7,291	2	15	40	Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?	Michael	false
32,869	6	6	25	Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.	Michael	false
41,883	7	11	76	Oh.	AJ	false
11,075	3	6	39	No one.	Pam	false
30,922	6	1	16	Reeeeally.	Kevin	false
43,241	7	16	43	Well why do you have to make a movie at all?	Holly	false
29,232	5	21	29	I don't know. [They shrug and leave.]	Stanley	false
20,233	4	8	14	Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do. You have to practice. You have to get real good and beat Darryl.	Pam	false
23,311	5	2	8	Oh I already bought this...	Holly	false
6,914	2	14	43	[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?	Kelly	false
1,833	1	6	30	No.	Michael	false
30,268	5	25	14	Come on in. Hey, hey, hey. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.	Michael	false
26,550	5	12	13	Don't put that. [granddaughter Prince erases and corrects answer]	Prince Grandmother	false
44,793	7	22	17	What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.	Deangelo	false
30,790	6	1	1	[approaching elevator, as Michael films] Parkour! Parkour!	Dwight & Andy	false
32,585	6	5	31	[on phone] Are you kidding me?	Pam	false
3,601	2	5	12	Who do you think it should be?	Michael	false

53,010

9

1

47

You ready?

Pam

false

52,940

9

1

35

Ah, I like the Red Sox. I��m from Vermont.

Pete

false

31,599

6

3

20

You're not saying anything. At least Jim was being direct...

Meredith

false

2,835

2

3

17

Yeah, I got a game. It's called 'work hard so my kids can go to college.'

Stanley

false

57,071

9

16

13

Yes. How would you like a nice warm bath?

Angela

false

31,125

6

2

1

Okay.

Oscar

false

49,516

8

13

20

All right, well. Let's get this show on the road, shall we? Allow me to give you a hand. [puts Jim's things in a box] Here we are. So long, clump-mate. I'm going to miss you. Truth be told, I never thought that this was how it was going to end. I always thought that I was going to defeat you somehow. But you've defeated yourself. [laughs]

Dwight

false

53,808

9

4

28

You mean you flooded my building with dangerous electromagnetic radiation as a prank?

Dwight

false

31,448

6

3

8

Yes.

Michael

false

42,587

7

14

2

And the final clue...

Jim

false

33,001

6

7

16

[Andy shakes his head 'no'] Oh. No, no. [laughing] We're not together. No, no, no. Definitely not. Definitely not. No. We just work together.

Pam

false

55,822

9

11

27

What? [Jim shrugs] How about yesterday?

Darryl

false

17,837

4

2

39

Yes, no! No, those are for our clients. Actually, our exclients. I'll explain, later.

Michael

false

46,366

8

3

6

I think we should get a townhouse in SoHo...

Pam

false

29,204

5

21

26

You're working hard? On this?

Charles

false

40,117

7

6

45

Ed Truck hired me. Jo promoted me. Gabe listened to me. All you've ever done is say no to me. I have ambition. And you kept me at the same level for years.

Darryl

false

9,024

2

21

56

[flashback the photo being taken] One, two..[flash goes off] Didn't say three, did I?

Michael

false

12,381

3

10

16

You're kidding.

Karen

false

32,564

6

5

29

[relaxing] Oh man.

Dwight and Andy

false

37,562

6

22

6

You and Donna should hit the Poconos. They have heart-shaped Jacuzzis. Room enough for three.

Meredith

false

16

1

4

People say I am the best boss. They go, 'God we've never worked in a place like this before. You're hilarious.' 'And you get the best out of us.' [shows the camera his WORLD'S BEST BOSS mug] I think that pretty much sums it up. I found it at Spencer Gifts.

Michael

false

53,116

9

2

17

Oh, cool.

Roy

false

12,746

3

10

85

There's no fizz in this punch. Phyllis!

Angela

false

35,894

6

16

59

Oh, uh, try the torpedo thing.

Jim

false

56,005

9

12

30

Yeah.

Dwight

false

48,487

8

10

11

Scoliosis. Had to wear a back brace for three years but I never did. [Jessica laughs, Erin exaggerates back curve]

Erin

false

16,259

3

22

46

I don't understand what you want from me.

Angela

false

2,776

2

3

8

Yup.

Pam

false

23,506

5

3

7

Michael wrote down 'Astird.'

Angela

false

31,401

6

3

4

[in Jim's office] I'd like to lodge a complaint.

Dwight

false

51,197

8

19

20

Hm?

Andy

false

13,611

3

14

16

Quick somebody help! Help the man! [Pretends to kick Michael]

Packer

false

12,642

3

10

58

[singing] Whatever we deny or embrace. For worse or for better. We belong, we belong, we belong together... Ryan...

Kelly

false

19,348

4

5

9

Why don't we show you what we did with the Nashua branch?

Ad guy 1

false

1,570

1

6

1

I'm not going to do that Michael.

Jan

false

50,358

8

16

20

Oh, please, You're through. She's going to give it to me as I'm giving it to her tonight. The cowgirl has chosen her saddle. [clicks tongue, whinnies]

Packer

false

41,554

7

11

29

[grunting, shouting]

Dwight

false

26,189

5

11

13

When?

Jim

false

9,716

3

2

8

Um...

Pam

false

11,077

3

6

40

Andy, no acappella.

Karen

false

8,527

2

20

13

Yes, it's marijuana.

Phyllis

false

19,448

4

5

26

No, I hate it! I hate it! ...I don't hate it, I just don't like it at all. And it's terrible.

Michael

false

52,714

8

24

31

[into phone] Operation Phoenix is a go. Just get the car ready.

Dwight

false

38,535

7

1

24

Get whatever you want, on me.

Pam

false

30,959

6

1

21

Are you attracted to other men?

Oscar

false

4,663

2

8

25

Next suggestion.

Dwight

false

14,169

3

16

40

Pam-casso! Sorry I'm late, I had to race across town.

Michael

false

39,000

7

3

19

Shhh. If we don't listen to the overture, we won't recognize the musical themes when they come back later.

Darryl

false

26,285

5

11

22

Or, we can prove them wrong. Let's prove them wrong.

Angela

false

58,629

9

21

27

Again! And I��m looking for a new manager. And with his performance this year, I have been considering Dwight. Am I crazy?

David Wallace

false

21,681

4

12

27

You just, do, and I don't know why, so... please help me understand.

Michael

false

22,916

5

1

73

Kelly.

Ryan

false

33,821

6

9

46

No.

Jim

false

28,521

5

19

10

[interviewee enters office] Hello.

Isaac

false

56,084

9

12

44

Okay.

Pam

false

18,226

4

3

17

I'm so sorry to hear that, that must be awful.

Phyllis

false

28,526

5

19

10

Hmm?

Michael

false

26,966

5

13

41

I don't get it. Do I stress you out?

Michael

false

59,179

9

22

45

He just won��t go down. It��s as if he��s excited by all this paper.

Oscar

false

33,194

6

7

34

Oscar, yes. You're right to stop it. Thank you. Eject it.

Jim

false

13,618

3

14

17

And what kind of stripper did you get?

Packer

false

46,051

8

2

8

Justine. She said she��s coming by later.

Erin

false

50,998

8

18

25

Make them kiss me. [everyone 'ew's] [Toby and Darryl look at each other]

Meredith

false

2,479

2

18

Like a joke? A knock-knock joke?

Darryl

false

57,361

9

16

44

Hey! Back here.

Jim

false

19,431

4

5

25

Oh, it's just my avatar guy. Whatever.

Jim

false

47

1

10

No, no, no, no, this is good. This is good. This is fine. Excellent.

Michael

false

47,759

8

7

29

Mm-hmm.

Kevin

false

43,812

7

18

33

Listen about earlier ...

Holly

false

7,309

2

15

44

So you're not doing it.

Jim

false

59,728

9

23

66

That is an amazing name. I��m obsessed with Drake. His last album�� it just touched me to pieces.

Kelly

false

5,314

2

10

1

Shove it through! Break it!

Dwight

false

39,085

7

3

34

No, I saw you, and you were the only one.

Sweeney Todd

false

38,617

7

1

30

All right. Are we good? [Luke runs out crying] You're okay. He's okay. There are many different schools of thought on capital punishment.

Michael

false

28,450

5

18

30

It was very nice meeting you, Charles Miner.

Angela

false

5,377

2

10

17

I'm sorry, everybody.

Phyllis

false

19,413

4

5

23

Call Michael or Stanley, Jim, Dwight or Creed. Call Andy and Kelly for your business paper needs.

Andy, Creed, Kevin, Kelly, Darryl

false

20,423

4

8

41

It's a problem with the client. I think, Jim...

Oscar

false

56,466

9

14

12

And, as much as I miss Pam and the kids, it's, uh, kinda nice to live the bachelor life again. You know, let your hair down.

Jim

false

53,072

9

2

12

Would you like me to take your peel?

Server

false

29,644

5

23

10

Most do in the magazines.

Michael

false

24,823

5

6

34

OK, all right. OK, I did it. All right? I lied, whatever. Just fire me. But you know what? I did it because you guys didn't come to my party, and you said you would try to and then you didn't even show up, and so you're bad friends.

Kelly

false

22,160

4

14

27

Thanks.

Jim

false

7,291

2

15

40

Cold front coming into the Warehouse. Uh oh! Better put on your ski boots! Woohoohoowoo. Waaaah! Happy New Year, Darryl! Hey,Darryl. You ever done this?

Michael

false

32,869

6

25

Because I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.

Michael

false

41,883

7

11

76

Oh.

AJ

false

11,075

3

6

39

No one.

Pam

false

30,922

6

1

16

Reeeeally.

Kevin

false

43,241

7

16

43

Well why do you have to make a movie at all?

Holly

false

29,232

5

21

29

I don't know. [They shrug and leave.]

Stanley

false

20,233

4

8

14

Okay, it's not regulation size, but it'll do. You have to practice. You have to get real good and beat Darryl.

Pam

false

23,311

5

2

8

Oh I already bought this...

Holly

false

6,914

2

14

43

[to Jim] Oh, long-term, definitely. Fall in love, have babies, spend every second together... but don't tell him that, okay? Just tell him I'm, like, up for anything. I mean, I'm not a slut, but who knows?

Kelly

false

1,833

1

6

30

No.

Michael

false

30,268

5

25

14

Come on in. Hey, hey, hey. Here we go. Here we go. Yeah.

Michael

false

26,550

5

12

13

Don't put that. [granddaughter Prince erases and corrects answer]

Prince Grandmother

false

44,793

7

22

17

What's wrong with juggling, Darryl? I'm a big juggler. I actually perform a motivational juggling routine.

Deangelo

false

30,790

6

1

[approaching elevator, as Michael films] Parkour! Parkour!

Dwight & Andy

false

32,585

6

5

31

[on phone] Are you kidding me?

Pam

false

3,601

2

5

12

Who do you think it should be?

Michael

false