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No, there's no way! I know what Moeka's message said. This D-Mail should have canceled it. | #000000 |
Christina. I want to ask you something. Is Lukako... | What pervy act are you thinking about this time? Can't be too careful around the perv duo. |
Heh. No, my assistant's judgment is sound. The key to a successful D-Mail is most likely the correct timing of opening the microwave door! | Uh, I was just kidding. |
You come here to pick a fight? | I just want to know how the IBN 5100 and SERN are related. |
...What? | You said I was your friend, remember? You said I was important to you. |
Assistant mine... have you finally recognized my greatness as a mad scientist? | No. |
The chicken returned to its frozen state without gelifying. | That logic is dubious. Sure it ended up frozen, but did you examine the possibility that it might have gelified first? |
Then are you worried about time paradoxes? | Well, there's that, but it's more like a personal policy. |
No... | You came down from the roof just now, didn't you? |
Wha... but... | Go ahead and rest. I'm gonna have a go at it a little longer. |
You people don't have a care in the world, do you!? There's some crazy stuff happening here! | Or it could all just be in your head. No need to panic. |
You're afraid you won't know what to say, right? | Yeah... |
This is Makise Kurisu. My assistant. | Yeah, whatever. Assistant, whatever... sigh. |
Heh heh heh. I have seen the future, Christina. In three minutes, you will be on your knees praising my greatness! | I don't think so. |
Are you serious? | The data compression part, at least, is easy. |
And yet we have realized a form of time travel. We've sent data to the past. | We should investigate the PhoneWave further. We need to understand what's going on. |
That is, the time of the occurrence. | ...ah. |
Don't worry, we don't bite. | No more molestation? |
Maybe it's the one who observes it. | What do you mean by that? |
Why... | Time leaping is just running away. |
Yeah!? | #000000 |
That you'll overlook all past acts of molestation I may or may not have committed! | ... |
It's a disgrace to be comforted by my assistant. | Why are you always like that!? I'm even trying to be nice. You're really full of yourself, you know? |
The phone... | I brought it, but... |
After the experiment, you screamed something like 'A time machine? It can't be!' Did something awaken a past trauma? | No. And don't go making one up either. |
As a jellyman. | But even a small mass has to pass through supergravity. How does it emerge unscathed? |
About our decision not to attempt a Time Leap experiment. | No, I'm not upset. |
Because you're important to us. You're our friend. | Ah... yeah... |
...ah. | ...see? You're shaking. We've only been at it for two days and you're already exhausted. |
If we make the PhoneWave (name subject to change) public, they might have us erased. | ...You watch too many movies. |
Maybe the message wasn't enough to persuade Moeka to change models. | #000000 |
Anyway, if it's just the girl members, then doesn't that rule out Lukako? | What's that supposed to mean? |
First you want me to forget, then you want me to not forget. Which is it? | Heh, it’s a joke. I’m just kidding. |
Would you prefer to be called 'KuriGohan and Kamehameha'? | #000000 |
My assistant. | No! What kind of introduction is that!? |
She confessed. Until the 15th. Then back to manhood. | #000000 |
You're not being objective, Christi... Celeb Sev. | If you're going to correct yourself, at least get it right. |
Huh, I summoned an assistant. What are you doing here? | Who're you calling an assistant? You wouldn't pick up your phone, so I've been waiting here an hour for you. |
Could this be it? Ionocraft. | Ions are charged particles. The meaning matches. |
You were already dead when I got there. I didn't see who did it. | I don't get it. Why do I have to die in your mind? You have something against me? |
The year 2010 is a major attractor field junction, and the key is whether or not I obtain an IBN 5100. | Maybe the divergence meter actually measures your distance to the IBN 5100... |
For my brain has recorded you as my assistant, Christina, and I cannot correct it! MUHAHAHAHA! | I'm gonna crack your skull open and stick electrodes in your <FONT incolor= |
That's because I wasn't feeling well... | Are you okay? |
Christina. Did you send two mails? | Eh? No. I only sent one. |
That must be how these people got gelified. | It wouldn't just gelify you. It would tear you apart particle from particle. That's what a black hole does. |
I've seen enough. | The sites are spread throughout the world. What can we deduce from this? |
What are you talking about? | About fifteen minutes ago. Before the conference started. |
...If you don't know, then forget about it. Farewell! We will not meet again. | Hey! Don't tell me to forget about it! |
I saw your eyes sparkling while you listened to Mayuri's cosplay stories. | Maybe, but nobody said anything about going. |
When was SERN formed? | 1954. |
Huh? | What? |
A sewing kit? You? | Something wrong with that? |
...Sorry for sticking you with this job. | What? Don't apologize. It's creepy. |
Celebrity bath time at a high class hotel? I want to come too. | Not a chance. |
Well, I guess we'd be dead. | You're going to change the past so recklessly? Are you kidding me? |
...FB. | #000000 |
Get Daru to help. I can't do it today. | #000000 |
Exactly, Celeb Seventeen! Now you're talking. | Don't call me Celeb Seventeen. |
It happened. And then everyone except me forgot about it. Or rather, the fact that it happened was erasedâ‘° from history. | The past changed, so the present changed with it? The Butterfly Effect, huh. But what you're saying is nonsense. |
I don't know. And it wasn't a dream. It was a hallucination. | You said something about Doctor Nakabachi, didn't you? |
But it's the truth. Was the truth. | So basically, umm... |
So if we perform the experiment within that timeframe, we might be able to reproduce the effect. | Let's try it right now! |
Mayuri! Come on! Get up! | Stop! Stop! |
Goddamn mainstream women. | H-Hey! Knock before you come in! |
You'll send a D-Mail to yourself one hour ago. Type 'I wanna eat canned oden' or something like that. | I don't think that's enough to convince her to-- |
I'm headed to Yanabayashi Shrine. | #000000 |
... | Are you listening? You're sweating like crazy. |
How are we supposed to know the difference? If you want to stay in Uguisudani, do it on your own. That should be easy for a Celeb Seventeen like you. | Do you have to say it like that? |
... | Then you come to me for help. You're so desperate, so earnest, that I just have to do what I can. |
According to the top secret documents we found, the LHC was intendedâ‘° to create black holes from the very beginning. | Okabe. |
...You could tell? | You’d never do something like that otherwise. |
Hmph, I didn't ask for your opinion. | By your explanation, you neither sent nor received the D-Mail. Yet how come you're the only one who remembers what happened before the worldline changed? |
I already know. It's the 42-inch CRT downstairs. | R-really? What's your proof? |
You mean a death flag? | Why!? It's a romance flag, genius. |
What are you muttering about? Tell me what it says. | ...Oh, right. |
So it's another Organization cover-up! They knew I'd be at Radio Kaikan and tried to erase me! | Organization? What's that? |
Christina! Please wake up! | ...Oh, shut up. |
I mean it. I wish my conviction were as strong as yours. | #000000 |
Come on, what are you waiting for? If you want to do it, then do it. | Hey, Okabe. What's gotten into you? |
According to Titor, you have to inject electrons to produce the Kerr black hole effect. | Where do the injected electrons come from? That's what I don't understand. |
Wait a minute. How do you know my phone number? | #000000 |
It works like the LHC. Didn't you say the LHC was like a giant microwave? | If every microwave could turn into the LHC, then Japan would have black holes popping up everywhere. |
No... | Okabe. |
That sequence is the same as on the worldline where I obtain the IBN 5100. | So you're gradually approaching the original worldline. |
This is just in case. | In case what? |
Indeed. My assistant said everything I wanted to say. I will add only that the experiment must go on! | ...I wasn't speaking for you. Don't misunderstand. |
But it's cute how you try to hide it, @channeler Chris. | DON'T CALL ME THAT. |
... | Wh-why aren't you answering? |
Family restaurants are borderline... | Arrive at the meeting place at least 15 minutes early. Tardiness is unacceptable. |
...I know. | Well, I'm off. |
Are you sure I shouldn't call Mayuri and Daru? | ...I think that would just make it harder. |
According to Titor, SERN finished their time machine in 2034. And then Titor himself came from 2036. | ... |
With that kind of money, I could say goodbye to this rickety old building! Muhahaha! I could get an office in Daibiru or UPX! | See? Just like I thought. |
...How are things there? | #000000 |
If I want to save Mayuri, I have no choice... but to let you die! | ... |
A dream? | That’s right. You had a dream where you met me. That’s all. |
And you need to wipe that self-satisfied expression right off your face, assistant. | I keep telling you. I am not your assistant! |
This is no time to flaunt your accomplishments. | Have you read it? |
She's already going to die, so that makes it okay. That the kind of argument a murderer would make. | #000000 |
You there, assistant! Stop making things complicated! | I'm just telling the truth. |