English: Unfortunately, we can't bear cowboy pistols, space guns, cut & sow costumes, annoyingly talentless filming and unnecessary long form remembrance ceremonies for already shown footage all buttered up with ridiculously unintelligent revelations of supposed-to-be shockers that were apparent from the beginning.
Translation: Unfortunately, we no fit bear cowboy pistols, space guns, cut & sow costumes, annoyingly film wey dey talentless and e dey unnecessarily long from remembrance ceremonies for footage wey dem show all buttered up funny revelations wey no dey intelligent of supposed - to - be shockers wey dey plain from di beginning.