Centrist Moderate Here: Diversify Drone Strikes and Bombings
By: Joseph Franklin
Tags: Biden, Obama, Trump, War, Drones

Centrist Moderate Here: Diversify Drone Strikes and Bombings

Biden is revolutionizing how our government looks. In his lead up to officially taking the seat of power, he has picked an amazingly diverse crew. As a disabled American it is refreshing to see a heterogenous gang taking over the concentration camps on the border and filling the crevices at the USIC/NSA/USDD/USDHS/CIA/FBI/DIA/NGI/USDJ. It is important to get back what we lost, one thing being Biden’s continuation of Obama’s ICE having Latino/South American/Mexican-Americans/POC alongside whites sending record numbers of refugees and migrants back into the desert. It’s easier taking that first step back when your being represented by your enforcer. Though still a dream, I would love to see fellow quadriplegics on the police force, sharing the power high (the adaptive equipment exists, fund it, sir!). There is no equality until we all serve, period, full stop. But there are detractors, of course, activists who question the power itself and miss Biden’s brave appointments that finally put the marginalized finger on the trigger. First off, that’s implicitly racist, and secondly, SJWs are explicitly jealous of Biden’s unilateral power. Let’s look at all marginalized peoples, while the fire is hot — now that Biden is in control of the Kill List, let’s get some visually/audibly impaired folk to read or sign the names to Biden, as a start. Stop with the radically left approach of questioning every goddamn hellfire strike. Bernie ate shit and Biden beat him; it’s time for actual demands that the actual government can handle.

Look. As Obama taught us, when life hands you Bush’s post-9/11 security apparatus, you use it with dignity and poise. You nurture it, fund it, grow it, with that Al Green song (that was awesome). Trump has done nothing but increase the missile strikes and drone bombings three-fold, all in marginalized countries, and with such distasteful tweets unlike a proper statesman. It’s time for Biden to heal our country. Being confused for a centrist-Republican is not enough, sir. Inviting in the Bush-admin vagrants staring into the Reflecting Pool is not enough, sir. Take the reigns sir, whip your diverse crew into shape, start droning Eastern European countries and eventually whiter ones.

Obama might have slipped up, bombing weddings, droning an American kid, bombing a hospital, and ruining a couple countries, but Trump has upped the attacks, all still in marginalized countries, all while being unstatesmanlike. Biden, with this historic paradigm shift from Trumpian far-right fascism to Bidenian Center-right respectability corporatism, you sir can be historic in diversifying the drone program — making the death a spectrum of color, namely whiter deaths.

Modern warfare, like the video game named that, has become beautifully democratized. You show me an empty drone stall in a New Mexico mall, with an unmanned joystick, and I’ll point to five of my disabled friends who will represent an underappreciated demographic in bombing Eastern Europe and eventually whiter, wealthier countries like France (though we’re far off from that kind of revolutionary representation, obviously). Yeah, Eastern Europe, it’s time we call out the orange elephant in the room.

Trump is racist, I said it. He took a cared for security apparatus and focused on the countries of marginalized folk, POC, were Obama made a few thousand mistakes, and really upped the operations and vulgarity on twitter. This Trumpian vulgarity happened alongside a new liberal, centrist, corporate paradigm shift — finally seeing Lockheed Martin and Raytheon produce rainbow tear gas — literally brought tears to my eyes. Finally, the LGBTQA+ community represented in protest suppression. Here’s where we are with you Biden: the exclusive droning of marginalized, POC countries can finally be labeled problematic. Any system that results in the exclusive hell fire of POC is called segregationist, racist, and white supremacist. Let’s call it what it is. It is past time to secure freedom for the people of Eastern Europe, while securing our freedom back home from whoever the CIA can find in Eastern Europe to call foe.

It would prove your commitment to diversity, and a progressive step forward, if you were to begin bombing white people in Eastern Europe. These folks would be a natural addition to the drone program — like the middle east, a lot of these people will be poor shepherds “defending” their homeland. By droning the mountainous Caucasus region, you’ll be saying, the American Empire is not exclusionary, we see a world wanting to potentially steal our vulnerable freedom. As the military grows, as it did from Bush to Obama to Trump, it is inevitable. It’s time to make that Kill List representative of a global community, one of rich diversity and enemies. The press is behind your stalwart, statesmanlike presentation, and given enough time, you can broaden the inclusivity by droning countries where the citizens only became white in the 20th-century: Italy, Ireland, etc. Eventually, as your brain continues to decompose, Harris can be the first minority woman to nuke Japan again, or the second minority president to torture noncombatants without trial. Think of how revolutionary it would be if you started bombing the whitest motherfuckers on earth — those colonizing English, and hell, Canada too. As these legacy wars in the middle east drag on, people see them for what they are, racist and oof. But when your detractors say you killed some Iraqi children, you can say “here’s the deal ponyboy, I killed Canadian kiddos too.”