Amanda Devik tokenizes “2020’s Sexiest Man in Orange: John McAfee” — an Artistic Social Commentary
By: Professor Pseudonymonus
Tags: Mcafee, Nft, Art, Amanda Devik, Cryptocurrency

by Professor Pseudonymonus of the AP (Anonymous Press)

As news of John McAfee’s indictment goes viral throughout Crypto Twitter, a little-known artist makes her debut with an amusing artistic depiction and a thrilling story about racy lifestyles, narrowly avoiding death…and taxes. Amanda Devik is an artist that is new to the NFT scenes, but she has been turning heads for a while.

“One time, I was on my way to work, and I actually caused an accident because the driver was distracted…looking at me,” she recalls.

This wasn’t any average day job — Amanda worked as an exotic dancer at Lake City Deja Vu in Washington State. Turns out, that was the very first Deja Vu strip club founded by Harry Mohney with Larry Flynt and Roger Forbes. “To be honest, I just wanted to be like the aerial performers in Cirque Du Soleil. I loved watching the girls that mastered the silks.”

Amanda learned enough about stage routines to feel confident in taking the trip to Gold Club in San Francisco. She spent years moonlighting at the club and holding day jobs in between, training in wing chun, and keeping up with rapidly raising rents of the San Francisco Bay Area. She even became a member of the Gold Club promotional team. Even still, financial woes started to become considerable.

“I was *really* wild for a while there; anything to distract my mind from the stress. I never liked how the American government handles taxpayer money. We pay to earn money and then we pay again to buy almost anything, except maybe some of the food that we’ve already subsidized with some of our taxes. With the amount of money we spend on STUFF, sales tax should be enough. Such a large portion of our taxes seems to be funneled into invasion or destruction…And…I’m also not great with 1099s…”

Amidst making a living in the most expensive county in the nation, Amanda failed to file. It wasn’t long before her P.O. box was stuffed to the brim with letters from the IRS. “It was so nerve-racking. I thought they’d throw me in one of those debtors prisons or something for sure. I had one thing going for me — I had virtually no assets. They made it impossible for me to get a job though. I tried normal jobs. I’d have over a grand saved for the rent and then boom — the IRS would ding my bank account and leave me with nothing. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up homeless.”

Amanda eventually left San Francisco and was able to, with help from family, qualify for the Fresh Start program. She also became a mother and began learning about blockchain technology and tokenization. That’s when she started following John McAfee on Twitter.

“I think I like McAffe so much because he’s so pissed about all the same sh*t that pisses me off. And he’s speaking out about it — very publicly. I just love him. Plus, he hates taxes. I admire comedians like George Carlin, people like Harry Mohney and the rest of those guys for similar reasons. We all know the system is twisted. We just want to live our lives, have fun, and (for me at least) not be part of the problem. It would be one thing if all that money was going to infrastructure, social security, and education…but so much of it goes to the military and crap food that’s killing us.”

When asked about the piece, “2020’s Sexiest Man In Orange: John McAfee,” she gives us a compelling response.

“I wanted to celebrate McAfee rather than mourn over the situation. Not only is he a really attractive older man with an amazing wife, he’s sexy for all of the reasons he got stuck in prison in the first place. As a matter of solidarity, I believe it’s important for us all to see our contributions to a broken system, stop to reevaluate those contributions, and fix our society for the better.”

Amanda Devik is an artist, crypto enthusiast, gardener, and stay at home mom.

“2020’s Sexiest Man in Orange” was tokenized on Rarible October 22, 2020 and is tentatively set up to accept bids by the end of 2020.