50+ Best Funny Status
By: Sanjeev Kumar
Tags: Fun, Funny, Status, Comedy, Laughter

Are You Looking For Funnier Status For Whatsapp, Instagram And Facebook Then You Are On A Right Place. Here Is The Collection Of 50+ Best Funny Status To Show Your Coolest And Funniest Side Through Your Status.

50+ Best Funny Status

1. All Person Be Very Careful When You Step Out Today And Tomorrow. . They Are Looking For Bakra’s, Can’t Afford To Lose Any Of YOU.

2. Thank God There’s No Hindi Version Of WhatsApp Otherwise “Last Seen” Can Be “Antim Darshan” .

3. Hey There! I’m Using My Mind.

4 When A Birds Hits Your Windshield, Have You Ever Questioned If God Is Enjoying Angry Birds With You?

5. I Work Out On A Regular Basis I Do 1 Sit-Up Each Morning When I Wake Up.

6. You’re Stunning Until Your Photoshop 30 Day Trial Has Gone.

7. I’m Not Lazy, I’m On Power Saving ModeAdults Are Just Youngsters With Cash

8. I’m Fats. But You’re Ugly. At Least I Can Diet.

9. (-_-) X 1.3 Billion People = China

10. I’ll Marry The Woman, Who Seems Fairly In Her Adhaar Card.

11. Don’t Use The Toilet In Your Dream, It’s A Setup.

12. I Really Like My Six Packs A Lot; I Defend It With A Layer Of Fats.

13. Getting Married Is Loads Like Entering Into A Bathtub Of Hot Water. After You Get Used To It, It Ain’t So Hot.

14. Life Is Gorgeous. From Friday To Monday.

15. Never Make The Same Mistake Twice, There Are A Lot Of New Ones.

16. Putting In Love… 44%. Set Up Failed. Error 404: Install Cash First.

17. In A Highschool Attending Favourite Topics, Lunch, And Recess.

18. The Easiest Way To Lie Is, To Inform The Reality, Carefully Edited Fact.

19. 204 International Locations, 805 Islands, 7 Seas, 7+ Billion People And I’m Still Single.

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20. All Our Life Our Dad And Mom Instructed Us To Not Write On The Walls. Fb Teaches Us In A Different Way.

21. My Internet Is Down Right Now. I Feel My Neighbor Forgot To Pay The Bill. They’re Irresponsible.

22. Perhaps Humorous Whatsapp Status Can Destroy Someones Love Emotions!

23. I’M Nice In Mattress. I Can Sleep For Days.

24. Be Warned: I’M Bored. This Might Get Harmful.

25. I Keep In Mind When My Outdated Nokia Cellphone Said I Had A Low Battery It Meant That I Had 2 Days To Find A Charger.

26. Reality: Cellphone On Silent Mode — 10 Missed Call… Turns Volume Too Loud- No One Calls All Day!!

27. Save Water — Drink Beer! That’s Our Moto !!

28. Status: I On Not On Whatsapp.

29. Dear God, There Is A Bug In Your Software Program… It’s Known As Monday, Please Repair It.

30. Eat — Sleep — Regret — Repeat.

31. Relationship Status: Wanting A WiFi Connection.

32. My Pockets Is Like An Onion, Opening It Makes Me Cry.

33. Guidelines Are Made To Be A Break.

34. Definition Of A Human Being: A Creature That Cuts Trees, Makes Paper & Write “SAVE TREES” On The Same Paper.

35. Please God If You Can’t Make Me Slim. Make My Buddies Fat.

36. Faces You Make On The Toilet: (O_o), (>_<), (0_0), (^_^)

37. Sometimes I Feel To Put In Writing LOL At The Finish Of Each Reply In Exams.

38. Ladies Are Just Like The Police. Even Once They Come Up With All Of The Proof, They Still Need To Hear The Reality From You.

39. I’ve Come To The Conclusion That Google Have To Be Female, As She Has The Reply To Every Thing!

40. I Can’t Read Lips Until They’re Touching Mine.

41. Hey, I’ll Be Back In 5 Minutes. If I’m Not, Simply Read This Message Once Again.

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42. My Job Is Safe. Nobody Else Needs It.

43. Sleep Is My Drug… My Mattress Is My Supplier And My Alarm Clock Is The Police.

44. I’ve Been Recognized With “Awesomeness.” You Would Possibly Wish To Get Checked, But I Doubt You Caught It.

45. Take My Advice, I Don’t Use It Anyway.

46. You Think I’m Cute When I’m Mad? Well, Buckle Up Sweet Cheeks — I’m About To Get Freakin’ Lovable.

47. You’re So Lucky That I’m Scared Of Jail.

48. Bought A Brand New Cellphone Right Now, My Old One Failed The Swimming Test.

49. Did You Hear That Joke That Doesn’t Offend Anybody? Neither Did I.

50. I’ve Finally Realized One Thing: What Other People Think And Say About Me Is None Of My Business.

51. I’m On The Level Now Where I Don’t Want To Impress Anybody Anymore. If People Like Me The Way I’m, Nice. If They Don’t, Well It’s Their Loss.

52. Life Taught Me Loads Of Classes But I Banked Those Lessons.

53. I Like My Haters, They Make Me Well-Known.

54. If You Cant Convence Them , Confuse Them.

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