Cough Button
By: Spike Dolomite
Tags: Impeachment, Impeach Trump, Trump, Donald Trump

For Father’s Day, Trump ranted on Twitter, golfed with Lindsey “Who’s Your Daddy” Graham and ignored Barron.

Trump accused the New York Times of virtual treason.

Trump is telling people that his supporters want him to stay in office longer than 2 terms. He calls the free press the “enemy of the people” and fired campaign pollsters for leaking numbers that showed him trailing Joe Biden. This was done before in Europe in the 1930s. For the idiots wearing the red hats in the back, it’s called FASCISM.

Russia says that a cyber attack on the US power grid is likely.

The state department was granted $120 million to fight Russian meddling. It has spent $0.

Steve Mnuchin’s “Let Them Eat Cake” third wife is really bothered to know that everybody hates her. She and Trump’s third wife, Melania, have more in common than being gold diggers who married gross men. They’ve both done soft porn that can be found on the internet.

National debt has topped $22 trillion for the first time in history but hey! Trump keeps saying America is thriving and doing better than it ever has done before. By America, he means the filthy rich. Republicans judge the economy on how well they are doing. The rest of us can eat 7–11 Hostess cake.

Trump blames Obama for the trillions of debt.

Trump says his replacement for Obamacare is coming soon.

And another big mouth anti-choice Southern Baptist preacher, Stephen Bratton, has been arrested for child molestation. He raped a relative SEVERAL TIMES A DAY for years. An outspoken proponent of criminalizing abortion, he can rape a kid in his family because God forgives him for all of his sins.

Trump kicked his acting chief of staff, Mick Mulvaney, out of the Oval Office while he was doing an interview with George Stephanopoulos because he coughed.

“Can someone arrange for protesters to fill up Trump’s ‘2020’ announcement tomorrow in Florida and cough continually during his rally?” — Roland Scahill

Trump is planning on making a speech on the 4th of July on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. That’s going to cost the city of DC plenty in security. He still owes them over $7 million from his inauguration which he of course never intends to pay. The cops who get assigned to that gig should all cough the whole time they’re on duty. Protesters should throw Nickelodeon Slime at Trump while he’s yammering away, calling it cop cough snot.

10 cities say Trump owes them money for security for his MAGA rallies. He’ll never pay. He didn’t get to where he is now by paying his bills. Taxes and honoring debts are for slimy suckers. He’ll get away with it because he always does.

He gets away with it because people let him get away with it.

The Beverly Hillbillies will be in Orlando for Trump’s re-election kickoff rally. Orlando……where Casey Anthony killed her baby and got away with it……..where George Zimmerman shot and killed teenager Trayvon Martin and got away with it. So ya, Orlando is the perfect place for Trump to announce he’s going to get away with it again.

Nancy Pelosi won’t hear of impeachment and the Democrats are too scared to cross her. “Why is that bad for the Democrats? This weird kind of self-flagellating, self-loathing, ultra-cautious. Always, ‘What about Trump’s base?’ Fuck Trump’s base! What about your base?” asked Mehdi Hasan, a columnist at the Intercept.

Trump is getting away with murder and Nancy Pelosi is letting him.

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