My Resignation and Resume for 2021
By: Kenneth Tran
Tags: GamerGate, Trump Administration, Trump, FBI, Nsa

I’ll keep this as brief as possible.

My legal name is Kenny Tran, and I use the name Kenneth Tran in my professional life. I was born on December 1st, 1988 Year of the Earth Dragon in the Southern Kingdom, Vietnam, where I am the seated ArchDuke of Vietnam itself through inheritance. My name at birth was Kha Trong Tran which translates to “First Sword Dragon Tyrant”.

I’m a real life superhero/RLSH and they call me… Dragon Lord, the first Green Lantern of Earth.

From an early age I excelled in everything I did and that trend has continued till now as I just finished my PhD in Digital Marketing at the age of 32 from Los Angeles University which I transferred to after Glasgow Caledonian in the UK and Penn State University. I have a master’s in Theology from Saint Luke’s, a master’s degree in growth hacking from Simplilearn, and a B.A. in economics from UCLA.

In elementary school, I graduated in 5th grade as Salutatorian in the OC, California and the top of my class in the GATE program pilot year. In middle school I was ranked in the 99th percentile (maximum possible score) in California’s Standford 9 standardized exam for Math, English, Science, and etc… In middle school I was also an official member of NET@Zone’s counter-strike clan.

In high school I got in some trouble as I was transferred to another high school in the OC during junior year for “gang affiliation”. The year after, at 16 years old I was the leader of Crimson Guild in Ragnarok Online, Iris Server, and held a castle from WoE. At 17 years old, I met a friend on the internet known simply as Karna, an SA goon squad leader and the source of the Karna botnet on SukiRO, a top 5 PvP server with an average CCU of 500 to 1k players at any given time, where he took control of the game servers and became the supreme admin. He made me the head GM with complete rule over all GMs.. and they called me… *crying…*… GM-Dash.. or simply Dash Bandit.

Years later I wrote a book that went viral, beyond best seller, called “Art of War 2, official sequel to Art of War 1 by Master Tzu” and I dedicated the book to my old friend.. Master Karna because I learned warfare through video games alone.

I was a nobody…

So today.. I will tell you all the truth..

My resume and career is ridiculous that even billionaires (Google: Kenneth Tran Forbes) back down.

I don’t care for those things… those titles.. those awards.. that power.

I just want to be known as the guy who learned war through video games alone and pioneered warfare itself from it. And what I became as a result of.. playing games with my younger brother McRustyJr (semi-pro Smash Bros player and Kira’s rival early in on…).. is that I became my childhood favorite superhero…

The Green Lantern of Earth.

That’s all I’ve done that I want to be known for and remembered as… not Space Force Ensign1, not DARPA agent of influence #Blossom, not CISA’s Director of the National Emergency Technology Guard, not the man who hacked Mensa, not the #1 ranked microinfluencer in 2017,.. but as..

Hi…

My name is Dragon Lord.. and I’m the first green lantern of Earth. I wrote the viral book, Art of War 2, which I learned from playing video games alone.

And though you may see me in tears as I write this… I assure you it is not because I’m shadow banned for disturbing people’s realities on Linkedin by making their accomplishments pale in comparison…

I’m crying because…

…in those days… way back then?…

We were superheroes… we really were..

We didn’t have any superpowers at the time that I know of…

We just had no.. I don’t know what it is or what to say..

But don’t remember me as an honors student or PhD…

Remember me as a guild leader leading a ragtag group of misfits in both iRO and SukiRO…

Misfits that I knew not in real life or the physical world.. but across worlds… Literally across worlds for we were worlds away..

..and we were friends.

So #ARISE… Karna or Carna.. whatever your name is nowadays.

I knight thee and invite thee…

To be Sir Karna and a friend of the Corps.. or member.. or whatever you prefer.

It doesn’t matter to me…

…because your top 5 Monk’s Asura Strike could never take down my top 5 Paladin’s Shield Reflect now could it?…

>;D

And in fact…

Karna…

What do you do all day anyways?… >:\

And on that note…

Iona!…

Where’s my ion canon?… >:|

And yes.. I will confirm the rumors… The FBI were in fact called in to catch Karna. The crime?.. He hacked SukiRO and purged all the GameMasters; installing his own regime with me as the head of the most corrupt team that I have ever been on.

And one of them was even my high school sweetheart/ex-gf… GM-Exigence!!… From none other than… SomethingAwful!!..

*crowd gasps.. o_o;*

Never before had I seen corruption on such a scale… even as I stand an old man today… nothing will ever beat that.. the way.. we just..

Well…

Put it this way…

Karna always refused to show his equips.

He literally never showed anyone what his equips were… he showed me though.. in the deep dark dungeons where he built a makeshift jail for those who felt dissent for his dictatorship.

I laughed when he showed me his equips… Keep in mind.. even the other GMs did not see most of what he wore to WoE and PvP on the daily.

I laughed because I was always better than him.

Sure he got me from time to time by eating Yggdrasil berries like they were made of crack on cookies or something.. literally just chomping down.. hitting the shortcut to the full heal HP AND HP like a spam button…

But the vast majority of our fights… that end up in skirmishes made everyone think it was Gutz fighting Griffith… literally that’s how it ended up because we were not in the same guild… certainly not after well.. its a long story but…

You should be ashamed of yourself Karna!

A GM??.. a man of the peoples??..

With instant cast??

Hmpf!

>:|

You must have taken a page out of senpai #Trump’s book or something.

*Walks away casually while trying to whistle to lighten the mood…*

>;D

Top 1 Paladin.

>;D…

*starts sweating profusely…*