The UK Is Best At Everything, Of Course It Is!
By: Byron George
Tags: UK Politics, Politics, UK, Covid 19, Boris Johnson

That’s cool, it means Boris now has a world-beating Covid strain to go with his world-beating track & trace system, not! The following may offend a few but I hope you can also see the funny side of it in my gallows humour.

I actually thought they had come up with this new strain as a story to put fear into people to stay at home over Xmas. If it’s gonna come let it rip and do it’s darnedest I guess is now the only way forward. Let it be God’s cull of us oldies and the weakest, as a friend of mine said the other day, “at least it’s cheaper than another war.” Even that they’d probably condone right now to make more money for their mates.

If the Tories had funded the NHS better instead of cutting it back and privatising half of it, the NHS might have been able to cope and we wouldn’t have needed a lockdown to kill the economy and make 70% of the businesses and people bankrupt by the end of the year.

It’s nonsensical stuff, is there someone in Downing Street with a joy stick, making up more stupid rules? Are we in a new X-Box game to see who we can make Stand up, Sit Down, wear a Mask, don’t wear a mask? Sit in a coffeehouse all day but don’t sit in a pub and if you do sit on a table on your own, leave early and go to bed, there’s a good boy! I feel like I’m in a Boris led party game. This lot couldn’t run the proverbial orgy in a brothel or piss-up in a brewery. They are more interested in their stupid Brexit game that is going tits-up daily, that one that would be the easiest deal ever, that the EU would be begging us to trade, while lorries queue the full length of the motorway to try to leave the UK, Boris fiddles while the rest of us burn.

Then they put out Hancock’s Half-arsed Hour, sending the hapless Health Secretary around the networks to cry his eyes out because we’re first out with a ‘British’ vaccine, oh yeah that one made and invented by a Swiss Company and manufactured in Belgium. They are typical liars following their boss in his habit.

But it’s ok, he and his mates will be fine as they’ve all had their bungs from the government for supplying crap PPE to the NHS, this corrupt bunch of old Etonian Toffs. This the worst government in living memory still has another few years to go. Let’s see what else they can destroy, perhaps William Hills will start a book on Boris’s next fuck-up! After all, he’s fucked-up every other job he’s ever done, so why couldn’t the people see it coming. I for one was not at all surprised.

All I get from his die-hard supporters are “Corbyn wouldn’t have done any better,” as they grimly support their Waffling Wally PM, while the new Labour Party leader Kier Starmer upstages him weekly in Parliament and makes positive suggestions a week before, gets ridiculed for making them, then Boris takes those ideas up the week after. Have they lost their powers of reason? It makes me want to get the old fancy dress outfits out for New Year’s Eve and dance around as a Waffling Boris look-a-like or Ronald McFuckingDonald, stand in the corner and rub my lips and blow raspberries. I’ll still get pissed as usual on Xmas Eve and see the New Year in with a bottle of champagne, wherever I end up because that’s all there is to do when you can’t control your life for whatever crazy scheme the Tories come up with next. I’m climbing the Tiers that much I’ll be joining Santa on my roof, you couldn’t make it up could you?

The only one who’ll be happy is Priti Ugly Patel the anti-immigration Home Office Minister from an immigrant family because the number of people trying to leave the country is going up daily. But we are all now locked in, perhaps the UK’s history of sending convicts to Australia will be reversed as we’ll be used as a Devil’s or Lepers Island to send their convicts to. We’re living it now, the old Monty Python sketch “Alms for an ex-leper” as he goes “One minute, I’m a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood’s gone! Not so much as a by-your-leave!”

credit to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTJFwwJ7VF8