Every Person Is A Story
By: Rusty Alderson
Tags: Medium Writers, People, Personality, Stories, Profile

This is who we are

Profile

I am a social entrepreneur, activist and psychotherapist,

A CEO, executive coach, real estate investor,

Copyeditor, family law attorney, and English teacher.

Would you believe that I am a science journalist,

Writer, artist, and ex-politician.

I enjoy being a novelist, blogger, and podcaster,

While also a computer-instructor-cum-software-developer.

I am an intellectual property lawyer, engineer, writer and producer;

A cartoonist-entrepreneur, publisher, and coach.

As an anti-aging physician, neuroscientist and psychologist,

I am also a certified nutrition & wellness consultant.

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I am chronically ill and chronically single

(Relax… We’re all crazy. It’s not a competition).

Big Data knows everything and

The downhill trip is more fun than the uphill.

Be before you do. Do before you have.

Forever in search of the deep truth

Of language, art, consciousness and technology,

I am a blogger, world traveler, blazing my own trail.

More than anything I am a reader, writer, critical thinker,

Entrepreneur, poet, financial consultant, and investor,

Writing about things in the nexus

Of stoic philosophy, psychology, neuroplasticity, and epigenetics

My pen spreads the soul of every word,

Being an author, teacher, mom, and all around know it all. 😜

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I am an Inspirationalist!

A bricoleur, trying to understand

Being a full-time thinker and part-time writer.

This maker of hemp goods is also a

Hug machine and happiness evangelist.



I am a professional Smartass and and sit down comedian,

But foremost a Human Being, I think.

I am a socialist, herbivore husband.

I am an energy-seeker, life learner, parent in training,

Late blooming renaissance enby,

Creative thinker, animal lover,

Reader, writer, poet, lyricist…

Documenting thoughts, events, travels and other ramblings,

I will hopefully capture my tour through life as a dad, husband and friend.

I proclaim that I am a creative visionary and an armchair philosopher.

I profess being a systems coach, program manager,

Genius sleuth, historian, and Scifi-phile

Image by Pezibear from Pixabay

Creatively exploring writings and ramblings

I have been here and there, and done a bunch of stuff.

I am a mom, family engagement influencer,

Educator, author, and Christian,

While also just an ordinary guy in my mid-thirties,

Looking to share my love of nature and the mountains with others.

I might be a human being in the making

But I’m the guy that puts it together —

A survivor, optimist, compassionate soul,

I am the Joyful Minimalist!

Image by Miranda Bleijenberg from Pixabay

Interested in football tactics,

I like to write about family, friends, food and fun,

Making casual observations of the world around me.

In search of dread secrets with which to weave tales

(With artificial intelligence and machine learning).

I am passionate about the behavior of the honeybee,

And a natural hair enthusiast, bagel enthusiast, and perpetual seventh wheel

Just call me a middle-aged, uppity faggot.

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I am the thing that knowledge can not eat.

I am the confluence of where Occam’s blender meets

Pavlov’s ringtone from Plato’s mancave.

I’m kid tested, and cat approved.

Living in The Between, I am

Left handed, gracefully clumsy, and a nap enthusiast,

All while living vicariously through myself.

I am a recent superhero due to ketamine —

A sparrow in the shadow of a rosebush.

As an experimental human,

My kids have four legs with fur — some people call them cats.

I am just visiting Planet Earth for a while,

But you probably know me as one of those furry naïve woodland creatures

From Disney cartoons that learns all his lessons the hard way.

I was a poet in another life.