Inside the Brain of an Atheist
By: Amraditya Pradhan
Tags: Religion, Atheism, Life, First Post, Mythology

Inside the Brain of an Atheist

DEFINITION FROM OXFORD ADVANCED LEARNER’S DICTIONARY OF ATHEIST

This is exactly how Oxford defines it, but give this a good read there is more to that bland incomplete definition. My friend, I just need one thing from you being open minded person and do not abuse in the comments (I know these are 2 things I am asking.)

Well, no issues, I asked my deist friends and fellow mates about their perceptions/opinions/definitions of god.

Some of them said, god to them is the creator of the universe, one who built every natural thing we can imagine, and blah blah blah… No wonder, none of those idiots had a bit of liking of science. Then the second set of creatures replied by saying — God is the one who watches you every time and keeps a record of what you do, but let me tell you, the one who watches you every time is not god, it’s a damn CREEP WITH A CAMERA following you everywhere. And then at last my deist best friend gave her opinion, and to my great surprise, it was a sensible satisfactory answer. She said, and i am paraphrasing, God is the power, she gets when she prays or embraces his/her existence (Note — here his/her may seem weird to most of the religions as there is only a male deity, but here Hindus have freakin’ 33 million gods and goddess #genderequality and new ones are in yet in procedure). Well, anyways, I was not sure if I had any counter to that and I felt enlightened… Haha! No, I am kidding.

See, there is no harm if you feel powerful or motivated but here’s something you must consider (it may sound cliche and Newton would be cringing right now, but he’s dead) if you do not believe in gravity and in faith jump from a 69 story building, then my dear, even your mighty god will not be able to save you, only fire fighters could or maybe doctors if your skull did not opened up from that great fall.

Well, my hysterical jokes aside, living your life in ignorance is still right thing to do instead of living your life in denial. And if you believe in something perhaps untrue or not necessary then not only me, but the physics community feel sorry for you and if you are not willing to even look onto the bright side and try to correct yourself, then PLEASE LEAVE THIS WEBSITE right now, there is no need to make knowledgeable people feel ashamed. This is no disclaimer, this is a WARNING. Believing in mystery and mystic does sound a lot of dopamine and oxytocin but it ain’t reality, in fact it’s quite equivalent to jumping from 69th floor in faith that Newton was a silly man.

Some “great” mystic and “gurus” always claim that there’s something beyond something science can understand and I must appreciate their “magical” selection of words, usage of TRANSFERRED EPITHET was quite unreal and have you guys ever heard of evolution, i guess not. We used to eat raw meat until knowledge of fire generation was discovered, we used to walk miles until knowledge of wheel, aeroplanes, ships, mechanism emerged. We understand, we discover, we invent and thus we evolve. And if there are things that humans can never understand, then how the heck do you guys know about spirits and ghosts dancing around mountains. SHMUCKS!!

And before you try to threaten me in the comments or at my social media handles, do remember the creepy god of yours is watching you. And if you have turned into an atheist, WELCOME TO THE BBC (Big Brain Community). And if you are thinking of turning into one, or if you liked, laughed, giggled, smiled, blinked, inhaled, exhaled or whatever you did while reading this great masterpiece just click that ‘clapping hands’ button.

If this article receives a desirable response, i will post a scientific follow up next week.

Note from the Author — I tried to keep my first article simple, thus i did not stuffed it with a tonne of facts and numbers and references.

now SHUSH!!