How To Touch A Woman 101 – Guide To Ultimate Orgasms
By: Meghan Gause
Tags: Men, Relationships, Sex, Orgasm, Sexuality

What women want

Women (I can’t speak for them all, but I bet the majority) want to be sensually appreciated. Now, I’m not talking about kinky shit, every once in a while, I like to be thrown in the cage and whipped if I miss behave, but if I want to experience a mind-blowing orgasm, this is the route to take.

Before sex

This isn’t a fucking movie. Cut the shit. We don’t give a turd about flowers, candies, dinner reservations, etc. I mean, all that shit is amazing and appreciated, but it isn’t the way to approach a night of orgasmic insanity.

Women get swooned constantly. Flowers, candy, DMs, money, yada yada YADA! It’s all the same. Where is the originality? Intelligence? Humor? Creativity? How about you come over and instead of flowers, bring me a badass animal shaped stone? Or, a board game to play? Anything but fucking flowers!

It’s not that flowers are bad, they aren’t, it’s just that we expect shit like that. And if you’re trying to create the most epic sexual battle scene in history, bring something unique. Maybe come over and bring a pie, or invite her to an art class?

(If she cringes at anything other than money, red roses, or diamonds, she’s a hoe and only has the mental capacity for basic sex — run.)

Foreplay

Stop watching Fifty Shades of Grey. While the movie is fucking orgasmic, it’s unrealistic. Unless you have the time and patience, do not try that at home.

Women are sensual creatures. We like to be touched, teased, and pleased. Forget the Wham! Bam, thank you, ma’am; it’s overrated and only used for quick fucks and random’s. If you genuinely are interested in pleasing a woman, you have to do a lot more than flick her nipples a couple of times and bite her thighs.

Caress her body like it’s a piece of artwork, smell her, taste her, grab her hips while you inhale the scent of her hair at the nape of her neck. Aggressively spread her legs apart and then gently kiss up and down her legs. Take some time experiencing your meal, if you want a woman to treat you like a king in the bedroom, you have to touch her like she is royalty. If you don’t, then don’t expect anything but subpar.

Do you catch my drift?

Sex

Sex should only be Initiated after a long period of foreplay. If you can’t get her hot and wet, you failed.

During sex, stay sensual. Don’t forget her hotspots, kissing, touching, and teasing. Do the stop and go, get her to the point of climax and then WHAM! Either slow down of stop entirely and tease her some more. Also, switch it up, don’t just fuck her in doggy; Google some new positions. Add music, scents, lay a white sheet down and play with body paint. Oil her up and spank her, creativity is key.

Be romantically aggressive, be gentle and demanding, in a sexy, sensual way. Women enjoy a man who can please the mind along with the body. Make sex art, not just an act.

After sex

After sex is just as important. Don’t just stand right up and head to the shower, wipe her down, feel her body, or hell, round two?

Make her feel like she was a damn treat. Play with her hair and tell her she was amazing, maybe even touch yourself while she gets dressed, so she knows how much she turns you on. Sex should not have a beginning and end; it should be infinite. Always make her feel sexy and wanted. If you can remember to treat her body and mind like a goddess, I promise you; you’ll have the best sex of your life.

Happy fucking. No, happy art-making.