The WWAM Patreon Menu
By: Mike Holtz
Tags: We Watched A Movie, YouTube, Horror Movies, Halloween, Patreon

*Please read the following as an over eager BLOCKBUSTER training video guide voice in your head*

So…you’re thinking about joining the WWAM/Revenge of the Action Movie patreon? Nice. What can you expect? Well, let me tell you. You won’t walk right for a year. Below is a list of each patreon option as well as a full list of the extra WWAM content ALREADY available today if you join.

The first thing you’ll receive is a thank you message from WWAM saying thank you. After all, it’s the people who do this who make it possible for us to create as much content as we create. That shits true. Here’s a list of the options and below it a list of all the content that you get on day one.

$1.00/Month — The “Welcome to Fuck Town, Party of You” package

This tier will get you a thank you message, the ability to see some patreon only posts and the ability to join in the WWAM Patreon only Facebook community. A newly created and private Facebook group ran by the guys and only for patreon members. It’s a place to suck, fuck and touch. Figuratively. Probably.

$3.00/Month — The“My God That’s Jason Bourne” package

You get EVERYTHING mentioned above including access to the patreon only Facebook but you also get access to every extra piece of video content posted by WWAM only on the patreon. There’s a detailed list of all the extra content already available on this tier but month to month it will consist of: Early videos, Extra videos entirely, including trailer reactions or Loomis personal video messages that weren’t uploaded to the main page. It will also include behind the scenes videos from time to time and completely unedited or extended versions of our current videos. Some too hot for TV stuff is sometimes included.

$5.00/Month The “He Was Doing Very Well Last Night!” Package

Join this tier you get ALL the video content mentioned in the previous tiers, access to the Facebook group AND you get a monthly patreon only commentary. You’ll also get to vote on what that commentary is every month as we pick a topic and around 4 to 5 movies and let you fantastic fuckaroons vote on which one you’d like to hear a commentary for. You’ll also get your names in the credits of each video WWAM posts to youtube. Forever etching your name on the despicable rock of nantucket (The WWAM videos holy name)

$10.00/Month The “I said gotdamn! Package.”

Join this tier and you’ll get ALL the videos mentioned above, ALL the commentaries, access to the Facebook group, your name in the endcards of the videos AND Access to “Six Pack Saturdays” a monthly LIVE intimate chat with WWAM and the top two tier members only. We’ll be live on a webcam answering your questions and talking about whatever you want! We let you guys play DJ and pick the music, we all get questionably hammered and make some bad decisions together. It’s where the community really bonds! No prophylactics required.

$25.00/Month or more -The “Take Immortality, It’s Yours!” Package

Join this tier and get ALL the stuff mentioned above as well as have yourself entered into a weekly drawing to pick a video for WWAM to do. A movie review or commentary of your very own choice with a special thank you message to start. ALSO, you get your very own personalize Dr Loomis video message. Topic of your very own choice. Michael himself often also makes an appearance in these videos. We also from time to time like to think of extra perks for members of this tier. Including an autographed Michael and Loomis photo we sent each member a few months back. Look for something else in 2020!

Sound sexually appetizing? You can make your decision here.

But wait! Before you do, let me lay out just what extra videos are already on the patreon for you to enjoy instantly.

Extra Patreon Exclusive videos already available ($3.00/month and above members):

Morbius unedited and extended trailer reaction

The worlds drunkest conversation about Aliens

The Grudge unedited trailer reaction

Black Widow Trailer Reaction

Underwater unedited and extended trailer reaction

Over TWENTY different Dr Loomis Video Messages

The shitty jumpscare challenge video

The New Mutants Trailer Reaction (2017)

‘Breaking In’ Trailer Reaction

Halloween Test Screenings RANT

Unfriended Dark Web Trailer Reaction

Behind the scenes of WWAM shooting video

Michael and Loomis Slash N Cast Awards Video

“Michael Myers Wants The Bag” Alternate Music Video

“Michael Myers Wants The Bag” Alternate Music Video 2

Nightmare on Elm Street Recut Reaction

Rise of the Skywalker Trailer Reaction

Halloween Update: Extended Patron Only Cut

Extended Unboxing Scene for Patreon Only

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn’ Movie Commentary

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn 2’ Movie Commentary

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn 3’ Movie Commentary

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn 4’ Movie Commentary

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn 5’ Movie Commentary

Man Vs Movie Entire ‘Wrong Turn 6’ Movie Commentary

Rambo 5 Trailer Reaction

Ice Nine Kills ‘Your Numbers Up’ Reaction

Ghostface VS Ghostface Reaction Video

Ice Nine Kills ‘Savages’ Reaction Video

Black Widow Trailer Reaction

Unedited and Extended THE GRUDGE Trailer Reaction

Halloween Update Completely Unedited

WWAM 20 Million Live Stream Jarvis Cut

AHS 1984 trailer reaction

Uncut Rambo Review and Rant

Here’s a list of the FULL MOVIE COMMENTARIES currently available at our $5.00/Month tier and above:

FULL MOVIE COMMENTARIES:

Step Brothers

White Men Can’t Jump

Christine

Unsolved Mysteries (Two Episodes)

The Strangers 2: Prey at Night

The entire ‘Wrong Turn’ series (six films)

What We Do In The Shadows

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Mikey

American Psycho

Turbo Kid

Clerks

Clerks II

Mallrats

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

The Room

Anchorman

Bloodsport

Night of the Living Dead 1990

The Pest

Wayne’s World

Out Cold

and a new one every month! This month is I Know What You Did Last Summer!

As always, we don’t expect any of you to do the Patreon. We’re just happy to have you guys take the time out of your day to spend with us. Just want to let you know what’s here if you decide to join. And to our patrons and our friends thank you all endlessly! Hit up the patreon here if you want to consider joining.