Top 5 Facebook Challenges I Want To See & Take Part In
By: Mr. Francis
Tags: Challenge, Facebook, Humor, Social Media, Covid 19

№1 — Five Of The Most Absurd & Dangerous Places You’ve Shagged In:

One location per day for five consecutive days. A lot of explanations, with as many diagrams, as you feel necessary to set the scene. All the juicy details, including a photo of your absurd and dangerous partner, and what particular positions you may have gotten yourself into. The inspiration for choosing that specific venue. And a note at the end detailing any complications to shaggin’ in that particular spot. Eg. Bum rash. Cooties, Chased by a knife-wielding husband or a wife, etc.

№2 — Five Of The Strangest Locations You’ve Relieved Yourself At:

One destination per day for five consecutive days. We’ve all found ourselves in that, “I have to go, now!” situation. Maybe it’s a long car drive. Perhaps you had a few too many espresso’s before your date, and suddenly your pea-shaped prostrate starts protesting just as you’re about to board that ferry to go across to that delightful little island that you know for a fact has no washrooms. Whatever the reason. Explain why you had to go where you went. Was it a number one or a number two situation? Did you manage to relieve yourself without anyone seeing or catching you? And have you become addicted to the thrill of relieving yourself in locations other than the pre-approved ones?

№3 — Five Of The Biggest Lies You’ve Given To Get Out Of Work:

We’ve all done it, especially if you had any sort of job at a shopping mall. And if you say you haven’t, I won’t believe you. You’re either lying, or you’re just about to tell a whopper. One lie you’ve told per day for five consecutive days. The best ones involve dead relatives with rare and exotic ailments that sound Hungarian in origin. All the reasons why you told a lie. How crap your job was. How many times you used the lie or variations of it. If you ever got caught telling it. And most importantly, if you ever asked someone else to say the lie for you.

№2 — Five Of The Most Inappropriate Locations You’ve Passed Gas At:

If you’re human, you’ve done this. Chances are it’s been somewhere you shouldn’t have. One poorly timed fart at one embarrassing location per day for five days. Everyone has thought, “I’ll just slip this one out. I’m all alone.” And then, of course, three people step into the elevator on the next floor just as your bouquet ripens. But that’s normal. That’s bloody boring ole bean. For the purposes of this challenge, we want genuinely inappropriate. In bed, while making love for the first time, would be a fine example. Why you couldn’t hold it. How long your gas expulsion lasted. The level of ripeness on a scale of 1–10, with 1 being chemical weapon-grade and 10 being a slice of Danish cheese.

№1 — Five Ex-Boyfriends/Girfriends You Wished Would Get Bad Acne:

Yes, yes, I know we’re all in this together and all that other mother jazz, but really. There are people out there who’ve ground your poor beating heart down into a fine mist and deserve their acne. These are the ones we want to read about. One ex per day for five consecutive days. Tell us why you want your ex to break out like the surface of the moon. What did they do to deserve your pimply wish? The more detail, the better. Think of it as a cathartic revenge exercise, but with everyone on social media sharing in your therapy.