Merry🍄Christmas
By: Slavinka Mila Smilaz, Slavomila Zachova
Tags: Jesus, Christmas, Storytelling, Funny, Stories

Would you believe Santa is real!?, but the story is just a very different one!

And as we see in this image, some “Adam & Eve” has already taken the forbidden bite of the Apple. May they have a good time, right!?

All the historical evidence of a very distant past, tell us an amazing story. It is an innocent story of the more natural humans of the distant past, and it tells a tale of Christmas being really all about the beautiful Amenita Muscaria mushroom!

Nice Santa Story

“For Grownups”

A Santa was a mushroom man. He picked mushrooms, and he picked Amenita Muscaria which typically grows under the "Christmas trees".

He would hang them to dry up in the tree itself 🎄

and eventually he would collect all the dried red mushrooms in a sack. And by wither, which in these old days was so very full-full of snow, always meters high in December, ...Well, as he would then go from house to house delivering the dry mushrooms, he would have to slide down through the big chimneys to get into the houses.

The story is very Very Old

and has traveled much too many years, and a traveling story always starts changing as it travels, so yes, our Christmas story sure is a whole different one by now. But the original story goes way back into a time so old, to the time when old houses used to have very big wide chimneys, and people would live their lives and even sleep around the fireplace, which was then the only heating as well as cooking option, so the chimneys were very big in those days, so that a big huge cooking pot could hang underneath dangling above the fire.

So to all single women out there, when santa comes to you this year😁...if he’s cute and sweet ...you can just light up the fire if you want him to stay. ☺️

Socks On The Fire Place

Sometimes socks were used to dry mushrooms, at Christmas they would also hang the Santa’s socks to dry them fast,

while they brew tea from the dry mushrooms.

… makes us wanna say “oh aha, yeah that explains all the stories about alfs and what not!?

Santas did also have a big sled including a Rudolf and all that, but they just traveled in the snow, which does look a bit like the sky when everything is covered to the rooftops with snow. And so actually in this case, Santa did actually travel at the very level of the rooftops. So even that part is no lie.

Red & White

Not the Danish dynamite. The red and white colors symbolise the Amenita Muscaria, and even the Vatican Volks and Pope’s wear costumes that make them all look like mushrooms, while everywhere there are mushroom shaped doorframes and statues as well. The symbolism of mushrooms and even images and shapes dipicting them are everywhere in our world, still today.

The Holy Grail

is originally when the mushroom has finished its growth and starts turning its parasol head upwards like a cup. Then you can drink a shot of the morning dew as Jesus blood. And you can have a bite of his flesh.

The round-table is as well not what most people think. It is the mushrooms top which goes all flat before it starts turning upwards to become the holy grail. So having a round-table event or gathering, obviously means participating in getting a holy high experience.

And so weather people know it or not, we are in fact celebrating a holy mushroom; the Amenita Muscaria, the forbidden Apple, the blood of Jesus made in the hole grail by soaking the flesh of Jesus, and mainly the wisdom that come through the effects of consuming Amenita Muscaria.

And when Jesus said drink from thy own well, it appears that he meant that which we today only know as urine therapy, but from which you get the effects of the mushroom again, if you had consumed the Amenita Muscaria earlier on.

And so, Santa is as real.

Merry Christmas❣️