3 Vital Tips for Giving Us Great Creampies
By: Nicole Mackenna
Tags: Sexuality, Feminism, Women, Sexual Health, Health

Sexuality

3 Vital Tips for Giving Us Great Creampies

An honest conversation about “creampies” and what they mean for the recipient

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Check my record and you’ll find that I’m on the record discussing my deepest, darkest secret — my most intimate kink. I love the beautiful moment when I can feel a man climaxing inside of me. I feel the pulsating as our bodies tense up and flex, convulsing together and lying flush with flesh pressed against flesh. I love being creampied as long as my partner and I can be entirely safe about it.

But that doesn’t mean that I love absolutely everything about it. It’s sort of a love-hate relationship I have with it. Most men don’t think much about what it means for us women or recipients when they finish the wonderful sex we share with an encore of fireworks. For them, they just have sex with us, they get off, and that’s the end of it. For us, it can lead to a day of discomfort that’s less than delightful.

Believe it or not, it’s something that can go really right or really wrong depending on who’s doing it and how. I’ve had some really bad creampies that have left me miserable for the rest of the day. So what separates the bad from the good? A few things and here are three vital tips for any man who wants to be an expert lover who climaxes inside of his partner.

1. Ask us what we want

Like all things sexual, consent is key. And that’s much more than just a catchy slogan that I have to type like a safety disclaimer, it’s real. It’s important that you ask us if we’re in the mood for it or not. I may not always be.

When a guy gets off inside of you, his semen remains inside of you throughout most of the day. It can be really uncomfortable and it can leak out of you all day long as you walk around.

So, even if we’re fortunate enough to have the luxury of skipping out on condoms and embracing the intimate, and even if we absolutely love the act, that doesn’t mean that we always want it every moment of every day. Ask first, even if we’re usually okay with it, and you’ll set yourself apart as a great lover.

2. Pay attention to depth

After you’ve asked us what we want, we can have a conversation about how it’s going to go. Sometimes I’m really horny and in the mood for a mutual orgasm shared at nearly the same time, bareback and all-natural. That’s what the devil on my shoulder says, anyway.

The angel on my other shoulder is much more pragmatic. She knows I don’t want to be walking around in discomfort all day for the rest of the day.

Sometimes you’ve got to meet in the middle.

While a deep orgasmic thrust that finalizes the sex you’re having can feel great, it can also prolong the discomfort throughout the day. Shallower orgasms usually don’t cause this problem as much.

If you stay shallow, I get to enjoy that pulsating moment (and you don’t have to pull out) even on days when I have work later or, God forbid, a dinner date with my parents.

3. Timing is Everything

The phenomenal Medium blogger Bradlee Bryant said she doesn’t like morning sex for a lot of reasons, one of them being she doesn’t want to have cum dripping out of her all day.

I feel you, girl, but from the opposite perspective.

I usually don’t want creampies at night because I don’t want to spend my night tossing and turning, unable to sleep because of the squishy discomfort I have going on in my underwear. It really makes it hard to sleep and can be an annoyance if I have to get up for work early in the morning.

Trust me, guys, you don’t want to be the reason a woman doesn’t get good sleep.

The time of day differs for most women and some don’t like the act at all, so it’s smart to have a mature discussion about it. Be willing to accept “no” when we’re not into it and you’ll be golden.

Wrapping it up (or not)

Catering to our needs will go a long way when it comes to keeping us around and having more sex. Women can’t be expected to go along with sex that makes them miserable their entire lives and this is no exception. Every woman is different and we all have our own needs, so it’s best to converse about what you like beforehand and then just enjoy the sex later.

And of course, you want to be safe about it all. If you’re not sure about your partner’s STD status or if pregnancy is a concern, it’s better to play it safe and forego internal combustion. Nothing can put a damper on your bareback sex like not being able to have it because you have an STD. Better to hold off until you can get tested and, or, birth control.