Trump Outlines Steps He’ll Take To Dismantle U.S. Democracy By 2020
By: Allan Ishac
Tags: Law, Trump Administration, Trump, Impeachment, Democracy

Trump Outlines Steps He’ll Take To Dismantle U.S. Democracy By 2020

Enjoy your free speech while you can, because it’s on the way out if this guy has his way. (Credit: hotair.com)

In a speech at the Rose Garden on Tuesday, Donald Trump outlined how he plans to dismantle the nation’s democracy “in time to secure my reelection and fulfill my promise to make America great again.”

At one point during his speech on Tuesday, Mr. Trump inexplicably started hooting like an owl. (Credit: www.cbsnews.com)

In a brazen, 58-minute attack on the egalitarian principles that have guided America for almost 250 years, Mr. Trump said he would “tear down the pillars of democracy with no guilt or reservations, absolutely none, because that’s what our country wants and needs.”

Calling his speech “Seven Great Steps To Ensuring A Stronger America,” the president seemed almost giddy as he delivered his insurgent manifesto, some of the transcript of which appears here:

Building on his recent attacks on elected representatives who he says should “go back to the countries where they came from,” Mr. Trump stated, unequivocally, that “Might is white and white is might! All other races, creeds and colors just turn the milk to mud. If we want a cuntry (sic) that’s rock solid, we need to make that rock a blinding shade of white marble. I have a snowy white plan!” Mr. Trump went on to say that he would immediately sign a number of executive orders on immigration that would eliminate “the stupid melting pot idea that everyone thinks is so great but is chock full of rotten vegetables who poison the American soup. An all white, Christian, homogenius (sic) nation works way better. I know it and you know it.”

The president said he hopes to watch American democracy “crumble faster than Mitch McConnell’s knees.” (Credit: www.cnn.com/)

3. The president also said he planned to ramp up his attacks on the media, “by calling them ‘fake news’ every chance I get, ensuring that no one believes anything they say, only what comes directly out of my mouth. I am going to make the press look like a bunch of communist lefties in my all night Twitter rants. I have a fullproof (sic) plan to make the ‘4th estate’ crumble faster than Mitch McConnell’s knees. Then we can say goodbye to free speech…whatever the hell that is.”

4. In an attack on Congress and the courts, two of the three pillars of American government, Trump said he and his administration would work to cripple the legislative and judicial branches “by undermining their legitimacy and beating up on their leadership. I will call senators spineless weaklings, congressmen and congresswomen ineffective liberal shills, progressive judges corrupt conspirrarators (sic), and the intelligence community disloyal. By planting the seeds of suspicion wherever and whenever I’m able, consolidating power at the White House, I’ll successfully set a fire under our existing system that Abe Lincoln’s urine stream couldn’t put out.”

5. “Speaking of urine streams,” the president went on to say, “I’d like to piss on that pathetic piece of parchment we call the Constitution. It doesn’t work and it’s so outdated it’s ridiculous. This relic from the past is filled with stupid rules that make it harder, not easier for me to make your country great again. And because it gets in the way of my great leadership, I’ll work with the extremely unstable genius, Stephen Miller, to shake the Constitutional foundations down to the ground, whereby I can rebuild those foundations into overpriced, profitable Trump condos.”

Mr. Trump displayed a new election ballot that automatically tallies for the GOP candidate. (Credit: www.businessinsider.com/)

6. Mr. Trump said the best way to ensure Republican victories in every future election was to question unfavorable outcomes, “which I plan to do starting with this fall’s elections, so we have lots of practice before 2020. Any time our party loses at any level, from nationwide to local contests, we’ll be casting doubt on the outcome. Questioning the legitimacy of our election process, demanding recounts, and claiming rampant voter fraud will make it difficult for any Democrat to claim an outright mandate. I call this approach ‘dismantling democracy the old-fashioned way,’ but to be honest, I got some pointers from Vlad.”

7. The president assured listeners in the Rose Garden that he was prepared for the fall of the democracy that he is carefully engineering: “I am going to ensure continuity by immediately replacing our democracy with an oligarchy, monarchy, and dictatorship — three in one. Very powerful. If you’re a student of history, as I am, you know that a benevolent dictatorship is the only form of government that actually works. And I am not only benevolent, I am a great boss. I made my fortune bossing people around. Think of me like a queen, like the great Queen Elizabeth, but instead I am a king. Not a queen.”

Mr. Trump finished his comments by saying that we can no longer trust our foreign allies, “because they are foreigners,” and that it is important to undermine international cooperation quickly and end any “bad treaties” so America can stand on its own. The president added that it would take only a few months “to tear down the untrustworthy trust that the other presidents tried to make, thereby rattling the world order, weakening old alliances, and starting great new ones with truly strong leaders like Vlad Putin and Kim Jong-Un. The time is now for America to become great again, united under my new slogan, “Forever and Always Ruled by Trump.”

The president did not seem to realize that his new slogan spelled FART.

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