Clown World Case 9252: CHAZ vs. Legitimate Business
By: Adam Smith
Tags: Communism, Minneapolis, George Floyd, Chaz, Seattle

Here is a nice piece of shit

How they’ve been treated

Legitimate Business:

· Annual License to Sell Food in Public: $1000

· Mandatory Commissary Kitchen: $600/900 per month

· Mandatory (yet unnecessary) fire suppression system: $3000 plus annual inspections and scheduled suppression system maintenance

· Random Health Department Inspections

· Applications with extensive questionnaires including kitchen equipment maps with scale measurements

· Regulations subject to the whims of city bureaucracy

· Zero assistance from traffic police/parking enforcement

· Tiny designated business zones

· Zero government accountability for failed promises/mistakes

· Enforcement based on ethnicity/nationality (unlicensed food units ignored)

· State Tax harassment

· Pay fees plus 8% sales tax, subject to infinite inspection

CHAZ:

· Allowed to form a sovereign nation undemocratically

· Extortion allowed

· Concealed firearms allowed

· Food/beverage served without permit, health department inspection

· Open racial discrimination

· Gardening on public land

· Destruction of private and public property

· Breaking and Entering

· Squatting

· Physical assault

· Theft

· Vandalism

· Hate Crimes (a white Christian beaten and choked)

· Illegal “border” enforcement

· Illegal unlicensed business, education, and health services

· Pay zero fees, subject to zero inspections

The example city #1 is Minneapolis, a city with a majority ideology similar to Seattle. Their government is easily swayed by large businesses to make it hard-to-impossible for small businesses to flourish. They hit you up for every cent they can get, then restrict you to tiny sections of the city at which a business can’t operate until “Express Busses” are done for the morning. They don’t enforce this control in Hispanic/black neighborhoods; most aren’t licensed (and nobody gets sick from their food despite being free of government paper-pushers).

It’s common for cities run by Democrats to be unfriendly to small business, and not because of their increasing shift towards Marxism: they want to rule over everything in people’s lives, and trying to do business there is proof. Why? Wealthy, established business owners (restaurateurs in my case) wield power over the government bureaucrats and help them establish regulations that will prevent competition. All of them are Democrats.

Seattle was very friendly to Tech Giants and the city grew immensely in the last two decades. It was only in the latter part of the last decade that radical leftists infiltrated city government and began to call for “equity” and create a “white supremacist hysteria.” Small businesses were regulated strictly and taxed highly and the city stood in stark contrast to it’s southern neighbor in Portland that was extremely pro-entrepreneur and anti-bureaucrat. Seattle’s income inequality grew and so did their homeless population.

Seattle’s Mayor, Jenny Durkan, was an establishment Democrat with no ideas. That is, until the Covid-19 hysteria. Durkan did as many Democrat mayors did, enacting strict laws infringing the first amendment and going further by sweeping her city’s many homeless camps not only to protect the public from the virus, but that these autonomous camps were home to “shootings, human trafficking and other crimes.” Public safety was her number one concern! Nanny states aren’t so bad!

1,400 miles away, a white police officer used an approved restraint on a man with Covid-19, Fentanyl, Methamphetamine coursing through his heart-disease ridden body, placed in that restraint after resisting arrest. The white officer was joined by one white, one half-african-American, and one Hmong officer. The officer was married to a Hmong woman, and worked with the victim at a Latino nightclub. It was not known if the Minneapolis police were aware that the victim served time for robbery and holding a loaded weapon to a pregnant black woman’s belly. Given the variance in autopsy results, we can now consider autopsies subjective, especially due to mob outrage. As in 2016, coincidentally an election year, social unrest erupted. Yes, it was obvious the victim needed immediate medical intervention. Yes, a white man died in Texas the same way (a man who called the police for help and was injected with sedatives by EMTs while officers laughed all the way through and after finding out he was dead; no protests or riots}).

Neither deserved to die in restraint. Nobody deserves inhuman treatment by police, no matter their criminal past. Also, nobody should resist arrest. I’ve been falsely detained, I’ve been legitimately detained, and neither time did I think “hey, I want to fight an underpaid, demoralized guy who has a baton, taser, and Glock.” Go to county jail (far different from a penitentiary) for a few hours or days, go see a judge, and settle with the DA who is seemingly always begging to settle. If you’re innocent (rare), shut your mouth and get a lawyer. It you’re guilty, shut your mouth and get a lawyer.

During the riots in which African Americans that weren’t on the Seahawks or Mariners (seventeen individuals) outraged that Hitler chopped off another black man’s head in “Fargo or some shit,” Seattle Mayor Durkan not only allowed a raid (tactically identical as Minneapolis) on a police precinct to occur, but the entire neighborhood, including its residents and businesses to be annexed by anarcho-communists. Within a few days, their invites to homeless people depleted their food supply, business owners had been extorted for “protection,” 12-week-too-late gardens were planed over sod and reserved for “black and indigenous peoples,” and, in the spirit of anarchism, began to elect a government that had a representative for every niche identity barring white men or women. The have strict borders, armed enforcement, racial/gender discrimination, and an unchecked, unelected government with infinite room for expansion.

Durkan, who would likely have a man selling peanuts on a corner kneecapped and put into indentured servitude to pay the fines, who would sandblast the homeless given the first excuse instead of trying to solve the growing problem…is totally fine for a segment of the city being an unlicensed, un-policed, un-taxed, un-regulated because “it’s like a big block party!” Yeah, except you’d harass and tax any block party so hard they’d never try again.

The worst thing this “CHAZ” experiment has done is let these clueless, jobless, privileged leftist ideologues think they’ve “won” something when in reality, their zone only exists because Durkan and her PR team can’t figure out how to steamroll over it without public outcry. Just like Minneapolis, in which one fifth of the current real-estate listings were listed within a week of the city council, which might have thirty thousand votes putting them in that position altogether, vowed to “Abolish Police,” expect an exodus from Seattle, even with considerable home equity losses, as well as businesses that have no expectation of being protected by their tax-funded police department.

Since Minneapolis police will be disbanded, I’ll restart my business. I’ll have my state conceal and carry permit, so when they send a “mental healthcare worker” or “community representative,” I’ll just tell them to eat the peanuts out of my shit and fuck off. I’ll never be inspected, I’ll never be forced to pay fines, and the state and fed will have no way of establishing any owed taxes. I’ll sell alcohol and cigarettes to anyone tall enough to order. I’ll provide pimps and whores a place to operate. Are these things illegal? Yes. Is some obese transsexual white woman claiming to be “indigenous and two-spirit” there to “de-escalate a possible mental health crisis” going to stop me?

If police had no unions, if politicians, especially on the city level, weren’t prostitutes, and the government were reduced 85%, we wouldn’t be here. I think police do need to be “re-thought,” mostly because they primarily collect municipal fines to fund a bloated bureaucratic government. Abolish the dead weight of the government and abolish unions for government employees: we’d have good cops, good teachers, and more money to fix our infrastructure. If you want “Autonomous Zones,” you’re about to have a crash course on naturally emerging hierarchies…for a few weeks until you’re back at your parents’ house.

Flag away, losers.

Poste Scripte: The “Black/Indigenous” garden will yield maybe 1000 calories in late September. I have 13 raised beds to supplement four people. You’re LARPING.