What’s It Like To Be A Girl That Everyone Wants To Have Sex With
By: Christine Stevens
Tags: Humor, Sex, Women, Gender Equality, Sexuality

(ten minutes later)

Now it’s much more believable. I’m sorry about those two nicks, look they’ve stopped bleeding. Don’t be such a baby, you look like a hot chic, now. With that nice hair, and those sweet tanned legs. Oh shit, your legs are all white. Never mind. I’ve got some tanner.

(ten minutes later)

Stop complaining about the smell, this tanning shit is genius. You really do look like you have hot girl legs now, Aron. I think they’re hotter than mine, look if we stand next to each other? Who would you rather fuck, you or me?

Me? Aw, that’s so sweet.

First Impressions of Being a Girl

So tell me, Aron, how does it feel to be a hot girl with hot legs?

“Um…kinda sexy, I guess. I mean…I feel like I have some kind of power I never felt like I had as a guy…just being hot, you know. It feels enough. But as a guy, I feel like I have to be hot, and also do a lot of other things, like be entertaining and smart and have a good personality. Now, as a sex object, I guess I feel like I don’t have to have that great a personality.”

You absolutely don’t, Aron. And it is kind of a load off our shoulders, us hot girls. We can be boring bitches. And guys still want to fuck us. They can’t help themselves.

“It’s awesome.”

Well, is it? Let’s see. To really experience what it’s like to be the girl that everyone wants to fuck, you have to walk by me. I’m a guy, OK. Here, I’ll put on this fake mustache. Do you believe it now? I’m a guy. And you walk by.

Alright, stop.

That’s not the way women move. And it’s not the way a hot babe moves. You have to glide past me, like your skating almost, or floating through the air like a gazelle, on the savannah. Yes! That’s it. Doesn’t that feel nice to move like a graceful woman?

“How’s this?”

Perfect. Very sexy. I’m gonna fuck you, Aron, when we’re through with this, baby. I’m gonna fuck you so hard. Yeah, I’ve got my strap on all ready to be strapped on. And the lube by the bed. Yeah, you do this right and I’ll give you the big prize. I’ll not only show you what it’s like to be the woman who everyone wants to fuck, I’ll actually fuck you like the woman who everyone wants to fuck gets fucked. And you will experience it for yourself. You will be one of the only cis-gendered straight men who has known what it’s like to be the one ogled, catcalled, lured, seduced and fucked hard. Are you getting excited? Good.

What It’s Like to Be Hit On as a Woman

Alright, now when you walk by I’ll try my banter on you and see if I can get you back to my place.

Hey, baby, I’ll say. What’s your name? Aron? Oh, Erin, that’s a nice name, Erin. Listen Erin, I’m Chris. And I live just down there. You know what I have back at my pad? — a Wii. You wanna go back and play Wii tennis?

Yeah, I read this article in Medium, it was genius, it said this guy got all the girls back to his place by telling them he had the Wii tennis. And that’s how he got laid so much.

Alright, Erin, so now I’m gonna make some stupid guy jokes and you’re gonna giggle all girlie.

So, this is what it’s like, boyfriend, if I might step out of character for a minute and address you. This is exactly what it feels like to be hit on by a guy, and to be open to being hit on, and to know that the one thing he wants more than anything else is to get in those sweet panties. How does it feel?

“Um…a little demeaning actually.”

Yeah, don’t worry about that, you get used to it. How else does it feel? Does it feel sexy?

“Um…I guess…”

What it Feels Like to Be Made a Move On as a Woman

Alright, never mind, you’ll start to feel it, don’t worry, as we walk back to my apartment. Cause look what I’m gonna do, I’m gonna take your hand, and walk with you hand in hand. See, you have a decision to make as I take it. Are you going to pull your hand away or let me take it? Good, you’re letting me take your hand. That’s telling me you want to be fucked.

“I’m not sure I want to be fucked! You’re reading too much into this.”

Ah! Now you know how we feel, Aron. I mean, we’re really put on the spot when you grab our hand. But times are changing. Thank God. Look what’s going to happen now, as we sit here looking over the water. I look you deep into your eyes, hot girl, and I say, “Can I give you a kiss?” See, that’s asking consent. Do you give your consent?

“Um….”

Don’t take too long to answer. You don’t have long. I mean, a few seconds, really, is all they give you. You don’t want to seem like a prude or a bitch do you?

“No.”

Well, can I kiss you?

“I guess so.”

Good.

“Hey!”

What’s the matter?

“You’re ramming your tongue down my throat!”

Well, that’s the way guys kiss. That’s the way you kissed, you idiot, before I taught you how to kiss properly. (Oh, and those of you watching at home, you can be taught by reading this article I’ll plug right here).

What It’s Like to go Back to a Guy’s Place When You’re a Woman

Alright, now we’re back at my place, playing Wii tennis, yeah, that’s it, Aron, mime it, you’re a good mime. Sorry, I don’t really have a Wii tennis set up. But anyhow, you’re here, and we’re playing Wii tennis, and pretty much all you can think about if you are a hot girl is this— do I have to fuck this guy now that I’ve come in, or is there still a possibility of calling it off? And your mind is going to say, yeah, there’s like a one percent chance you can call it off. And you pretty much begin to accept the fact that you’re going to get fucked.

“That’s not right! A modern guy would always give me that right, to withdraw my consent at any time!”

Withdraw your consent? But you’ve never consented to fucking? You’ve consented to kissing, hand-holding and Wii playing. You never said anything about fucking. And yet your presence here, see, can be interpreted as implicit consent, can’t it?

Anyhow, let’s not get bogged down in the sexual politics of it, Erin. What does it feel like to be a girl who in a few moments might have all her clothes removed and a dick stuck in her?

“Scary.”

Ah ha!

So that’s your answer. To the question about what it feels like when everyone wants to fuck you. It’s fucking scary. But it’s the world we live in, I guess. You just have to get used to it.

What It’s Like As She Is Felt Up, Pawed At, and Foreplayed

Alright….now it’s happening, you’re giving your consent, for christ knows what reason. I guess you had such a great time playing Wii that you want to repay me with your body. And wow, that is a good deal for me. Cause check this out, Erin, as I take you over to the bed, make out with you and pull off your t-shirt and start feeling your tits, I feel fucking good right now, I got this hot babe on my bed and I’m already up in her tits, but what I want more than anything, oh God, I want it so bad, it to be in her panties. So experience it, Erin, and tell me as you lift up your ass so politely to help me as I pull down your shorts, and then as I slowly peel off your panties and reveal your sweet pussy, how fucking hot is that…

“Fucking hot.”

Yeah, you’re the holy grail, for this guy anyhow. Your pussy is the grail I mean. And he’s about to achieve it. He’s about to put his dick in it, Erin. What do you think about that?

“Holy shit.”

Yeah, holy shit. That’s kind of the feeling right before a guy fucks us. It’s holy shit, I’m about to go for a ride. Hope it’s a good one.

What It’s Like To Be Fucked As A Woman

So I’m all strapped on now babe. You’ve been such a sport, I’m going to put a nice dab of vaseline in there before I insert the penis. Yeah, it’s a big one. And I’m pretty fucking excited about getting it in there. Here goes baby. Here goes…

So…what does I feel like to be a hot girl getting fucked by a big dick, Erin? Tell me.

“Weird….”

Yeah, sex can be weird, dude. What else? Does it feel good?

“I guess…it’s kinda uncomfortable. But you rubbing my dick as you put your strap-on in my ass, it makes it a combination of uncomfortable and really good.”

Bingo.

That’s what it feels like to be a hot babe getting fucked, Erin. That’s exactly it. Do you like it?

“Yes.”

Do you want it harder? Tell me want it harder. Tell me!

“I want it harder! Fuck me harder!”

So what’s that like, Erin, to be the passive partner, begging to be penetrated harder by the active one?

“It’s different.”

Yeah, I’ll bet it is.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!”

My goodness, I think you’re about to cum, aren’t you Erin? So, you know what I’m going to do? Finish and pull out.

“What? Why!”

And I’m going to leave you there without an orgasm, and I’m going to go to the kitchen and make myself a sandwich.

“Wait what?

Because, you said you wanted to know what it was like to be the hot babe who everyone wants to fuck. See, they want to fuck her so bad they get all wrapped up in their own desire and they kinda sorta forget about her a lotta times. Oh, and also, because I’m hungry. That’s why I’m going to make myself a sandwich. Unless…of course, you want to make one for me. You are a girl, after all. And I can just rest here and you can bring it to me.

“Why would I do that? After everything that just happened? Why the fuck would I make you a sandwich?”

Because, guys sometimes want that. I know, right?

Recap

So anyhow, I think the lesson here, Aron, is that you now understand it’s a mixed blessing being the girl everyone wants to fuck. I mean, there’s a lot of good times to be had, for sure, and it’s a tremendous power that she wields, as she yields her body to the so-desirous male. And there are weightless moments in that surrender, when she feels like she’s kind of floating on the surface of life in a very pleasurable pleasure boat. But there are also some unseemly characteristics to the whole experience. And in some ways, she feels like she is invisible as her body is being used. And in some ways, I do feel kind of invisible sometimes when you…

Aron?

Aron?

Don’t tell me you fell asleep?

(sound of loud snoring)

Mascara dripping, lipstick all smeared, and snoring like a baby. Typical fucking male!