dawood/elon-tweets · Datasets at Hugging Face

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2,177	I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.	3,090	65,290	2022-04-03 04:58:37	I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.
1,531	Almost ten years ago	1,805	63,876	2022-05-26 22:43:42	Almost ten years ago
1,742	Great shoes	1,766	63,757	2022-05-15 01:32:28	Great shoes
895	Gehalt und Gestalt	3,161	63,538	2022-07-24 03:14:17	Gehalt und Gestalt
158	The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream	2,358	63,060	2022-10-16 03:24:24	The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream
1,111	If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?	3,366	62,769	2022-06-19 05:39:24	If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?
9	“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous” 🤣🤣	4,603	62,693	2022-10-26 14:50:58	“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous”
48	Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30	4,864	61,933	2022-10-23 12:19:22	Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30
2,208	Starlink 🛰 team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth.	3,769	61,760	2022-03-28 22:05:21	Starlink team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth.
478	Great for clearing dust!	2,108	60,985	2022-09-19 18:56:02	Great for clearing dust!
2,518	This will be real in our lifetime	3,689	60,180	2022-02-15 02:31:48	This will be real in our lifetime
1,171	Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too	2,068	59,348	2022-06-16 07:43:41	Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too
103	And … sold out!	1,745	57,905	2022-10-19 03:58:56	And … sold out!
604	On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome	3,086	56,800	2022-09-01 04:09:39	On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome
1,061	A veritable “sock aficionado”	2,974	56,477	2022-07-05 17:44:09	A veritable “sock aficionado”
387	Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel	2,356	56,408	2022-09-29 15:35:09	Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel
1,509	Many insightful comments in the mentions	2,106	56,130	2022-05-27 01:20:14	Many insightful comments in the mentions
2,578	[Satire]	1,979	55,247	2022-02-06 01:38:11	[Satire]
776	Twitter has spoken …	2,331	55,219	2022-08-07 18:36:25	Twitter has spoken …
408	Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor	3,960	54,570	2022-09-27 23:20:31	Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor
494	to help mend the fault in our stars	2,336	54,462	2022-09-17 15:09:12	to help mend the fault in our stars
2,264	Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons	2,215	54,287	2022-03-19 05:49:35	Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons
224	Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold 🤣	2,467	53,973	2022-10-12 04:46:23	Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold
99	Vox Populi Vox Dei	5,709	53,880	2022-10-19 16:59:23	Vox Populi Vox Dei
1,202	This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.	3,061	53,553	2022-06-14 16:52:25	This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.
44	Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people	3,989	53,403	2022-10-23 13:29:48	Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people
372	The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics	4,950	52,885	2022-10-01 02:36:33	The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics
1,741	Incredible art	1,423	52,382	2022-05-15 01:34:47	Incredible art
838	More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw	2,387	51,784	2022-07-29 00:31:32	More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw
2,178	But we should	1,825	51,147	2022-04-03 04:52:11	But we should
1,094	The sheer variety of cheese is amazing	2,485	50,430	2022-06-20 21:04:10	The sheer variety of cheese is amazing
657	Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth	2,952	49,122	2022-08-26 00:42:37	Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth
1,115	This will encourage people to change it haha	1,587	48,696	2022-06-18 17:01:54	This will encourage people to change it haha
1,116	I’m pretty sure that unique	1,650	48,586	2022-06-18 16:54:51	I’m pretty sure that unique
2,465	M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate	2,064	48,494	2022-02-22 00:24:17	M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate
763	Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year	3,622	48,257	2022-08-10 05:25:19	Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year
539	FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.	3,272	47,725	2022-09-11 21:31:34	FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.
1,306	From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically	2,559	47,339	2022-06-06 00:15:25	From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically
1,130	It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true	2,869	47,296	2022-06-18 01:49:34	It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true
2,457	tau > pi	4,517	46,892	2022-02-22 10:18:25	tau > pi
1,114	To answer the question: Why Twitter?	2,705	46,470	2022-06-18 17:15:21	To answer the question: Why Twitter?
475	FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada	3,348	46,185	2022-09-19 20:57:53	FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada
631	The Zero fasting app is quite good	2,082	45,468	2022-08-28 17:40:56	The Zero fasting app is quite good
411	“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed	2,447	45,088	2022-09-27 22:57:09	“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed
983	Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay.	1,991	44,411	2022-07-13 05:44:29	Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay.
806	X ❤️ Doges	3,521	42,534	2022-08-01 17:48:26	X Doges
377	Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time	3,200	42,369	2022-09-30 22:08:06	Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time
748	About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization	1,840	41,461	2022-08-11 19:46:38	About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization
508	But u have to pay in Doge	2,925	41,155	2022-09-13 23:04:03	But u have to pay in Doge
547	Astronomy too	1,629	40,009	2022-09-10 17:00:13	Astronomy too
1,090	Some great suggestions in the comments!	2,335	39,784	2022-06-20 21:34:57	Some great suggestions in the comments!
554	Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service	2,295	39,752	2022-09-09 22:22:27	Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service
686	After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.	3,152	39,517	2022-08-21 14:40:36	After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.
927	To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started! California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!	2,485	39,120	2022-07-19 15:59:19	To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started!California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!
2,596	If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit	2,769	38,819	2022-02-03 21:32:56	If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit
223	BE the change you want in the world!	3,530	38,427	2022-10-12 04:53:10	BE the change you want in the world!
526	The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think	2,375	38,394	2022-09-12 22:19:11	The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think
257	Because it runs recursively	1,700	38,213	2022-10-09 13:23:55	Because it runs recursively
229	And you can pay with Doge!	2,729	38,121	2022-10-11 23:08:46	And you can pay with Doge!
98	We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!	2,060	37,029	2022-10-19 17:02:48	We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!
477	Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia	2,903	36,061	2022-09-19 19:33:52	Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia
884	Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe?	1,948	35,566	2022-07-25 01:55:25	Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe?
1,324	Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.	2,505	34,438	2022-06-04 20:12:39	Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.
150	Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!	1,628	34,196	2022-10-16 05:13:44	Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!
865	Das Baby would be a hit!	1,301	30,797	2022-07-25 18:59:51	Das Baby would be a hit!
1,059	Sock Con, the conference for socks	1,456	30,571	2022-07-05 17:47:42	Sock Con, the conference for socks
507	Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder	1,411	29,778	2022-09-13 23:05:40	Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder
892	Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude?	1,227	29,721	2022-07-24 03:54:01	Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude?
474	*10.69.2.2	1,041	29,615	2022-09-19 21:57:54	*10.69.2.2
222	Doesn’t get more lit than this!	1,370	28,598	2022-10-12 04:57:51	Doesn’t get more lit than this!
1,060	Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves	1,288	28,424	2022-07-05 17:46:15	Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves
775	This release will be big	1,684	28,356	2022-08-07 22:28:11	This release will be big
405	I guess this joke is a slow burn … 🥁	1,270	27,571	2022-09-28 03:05:06	I guess this joke is a slow burn …
685	Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app	1,608	25,428	2022-08-21 14:41:54	Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app
680	Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio?	1,531	24,602	2022-08-22 06:42:02	Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio?
687	FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.	2,087	24,289	2022-08-21 14:34:21	FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward!10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release.1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.
1,063	Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days!	1,219	23,757	2022-07-05 17:38:23	Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days!
227	An omnigender product	946	23,597	2022-10-11 23:21:40	An omnigender product
391	Works on land too	956	23,464	2022-09-29 15:25:16	Works on land too
2,608	This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle	1,193	23,318	2022-02-02 05:43:24	This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle
392	As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference	1,303	22,980	2022-09-29 14:59:48	As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference
534	Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!	1,075	21,278	2022-09-12 04:19:57	Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!
409	Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport!	886	18,077	2022-09-27 23:03:16	Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport!
2,604	SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long. Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early.	1,317	17,601	2022-02-02 16:43:49	SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long.Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early.
154	Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh)	619	16,678	2022-10-16 04:44:53	Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh)
679	It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)!	994	16,501	2022-08-22 06:44:02	It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)!
153	Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess	556	14,724	2022-10-16 04:46:02	Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess
517	This says it all: “None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”	833	11,599	2022-09-13 17:55:46	This says it all:“None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”
682	Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”	546	11,373	2022-08-22 06:35:26	Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”

2,177

I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.

3,090

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2022-04-03 04:58:37

I’m talking about not having kids in the first place. That’s the problem.

1,531

Almost ten years ago

1,805

63,876

2022-05-26 22:43:42

Almost ten years ago

1,742

Great shoes

1,766

63,757

2022-05-15 01:32:28

Great shoes

895

Gehalt und Gestalt

3,161

63,538

2022-07-24 03:14:17

Gehalt und Gestalt

158

The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream

2,358

63,060

2022-10-16 03:24:24

The comments in this thread are a conspiracy theorist’s wet dream

1,111

If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?

3,366

62,769

2022-06-19 05:39:24

If you can’t smell your wifi, how do you know it’s real?

9

“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous” 🤣🤣

4,603

62,693

2022-10-26 14:50:58

“According to unnamed sources close to the matter who wish to remain anonymous”

48

Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30

4,864

61,933

2022-10-23 12:19:22

Neuralink show & tell now on Nov 30

2,208

Starlink 🛰 team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth.

3,769

61,760

2022-03-28 22:05:21

Starlink team too! Expecting over 4200 Starlink satellites in operation within 18 months, which is ~2/3 of all active satellites of Earth.

478

Great for clearing dust!

2,108

60,985

2022-09-19 18:56:02

Great for clearing dust!

2,518

This will be real in our lifetime

3,689

60,180

2022-02-15 02:31:48

This will be real in our lifetime

1,171

Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too

2,068

59,348

2022-06-16 07:43:41

Amazing flying scenes were to be expected, but the writing is good too

103

And … sold out!

1,745

57,905

2022-10-19 03:58:56

And … sold out!

604

On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome

3,086

56,800

2022-09-01 04:09:39

On a $/bot basis, this deal is awesome

1,061

A veritable “sock aficionado”

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56,477

2022-07-05 17:44:09

A veritable “sock aficionado”

387

Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel

2,356

56,408

2022-09-29 15:35:09

Needs be able to get from Starbase to South Padre Island, which requires crossing the channel

1,509

Many insightful comments in the mentions

2,106

56,130

2022-05-27 01:20:14

Many insightful comments in the mentions

2,578

[Satire]

1,979

55,247

2022-02-06 01:38:11

[Satire]

776

Twitter has spoken …

2,331

55,219

2022-08-07 18:36:25

Twitter has spoken …

408

Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor

3,960

54,570

2022-09-27 23:20:31

Make “hair on fire” not just a metaphor

494

to help mend the fault in our stars

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54,462

2022-09-17 15:09:12

to help mend the fault in our stars

2,264

Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons

2,215

54,287

2022-03-19 05:49:35

Also the heaviest Falcon 9 payload at 16.25 metric tons

224

Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold 🤣

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53,973

2022-10-12 04:46:23

Can’t wait for media stories tomorrow about $1M of Burnt Hair sold

99

Vox Populi Vox Dei

5,709

53,880

2022-10-19 16:59:23

Vox Populi Vox Dei

1,202

This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.

3,061

53,553

2022-06-14 16:52:25

This is highly unusual btw. Statistically, the richer someone is, the fewer kids they have.

44

Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people

3,989

53,403

2022-10-23 13:29:48

Maybe it was a social media algorithm, not even people

372

The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics

4,950

52,885

2022-10-01 02:36:33

The point of AI Day is to show the immense depth & breadth of Tesla in AI, compute hardware & robotics

1,741

Incredible art

1,423

52,382

2022-05-15 01:34:47

Incredible art

838

More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw

2,387

51,784

2022-07-29 00:31:32

More Tesla commodity prices are trending down than up fwiw

2,178

But we should

1,825

51,147

2022-04-03 04:52:11

But we should

1,094

The sheer variety of cheese is amazing

2,485

50,430

2022-06-20 21:04:10

The sheer variety of cheese is amazing

657

Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth

2,952

49,122

2022-08-26 00:42:37

Note, connectivity will be 2 to 4 Mbits per cell zone, so will work great for texting & voice calls, but not high bandwidth

1,115

This will encourage people to change it haha

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48,696

2022-06-18 17:01:54

This will encourage people to change it haha

1,116

I’m pretty sure that unique

1,650

48,586

2022-06-18 16:54:51

I’m pretty sure that unique

2,465

M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate

2,064

48,494

2022-02-22 00:24:17

M Night should do a horror movie about this – it would resonate

763

Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year

3,622

48,257

2022-08-10 05:25:19

Tesla 500 mile range Semi Truck starts shipping this year, Cybertruck next year

539

FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.

3,272

47,725

2022-09-11 21:31:34

FSD Beta 10.69.2 rolling out now. Please note that top priority is safety, so expect it to be overly cautious, especially around pedestrians.

1,306

From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically

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47,339

2022-06-06 00:15:25

From Shakespeare’s The Tempest, but I much prefer it literally vs ironically

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It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true

2,869

47,296

2022-06-18 01:49:34

It may as be a documentary, since it’s coming true

2,457

tau > pi

4,517

46,892

2022-02-22 10:18:25

tau > pi

1,114

To answer the question: Why Twitter?

2,705

46,470

2022-06-18 17:15:21

To answer the question: Why Twitter?

475

FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada

3,348

46,185

2022-09-19 20:57:53

FSD Beta 10.69.2.1 looks good, extending to 160k owners in US & Canada

631

The Zero fasting app is quite good

2,082

45,468

2022-08-28 17:40:56

The Zero fasting app is quite good

411

“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed

2,447

45,088

2022-09-27 22:57:09

“Burnt Hair” – Scent for Men by Singed

983

Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay.

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2022-07-13 05:44:29

Was just up in the booster propulsion section. Damage appears to be minor, but we need to inspect all the engines. Best to do this in the high bay.

806

X ❤️ Doges

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42,534

2022-08-01 17:48:26

X Doges

377

Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time

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42,369

2022-09-30 22:08:06

Tesla AI Day 2022 starts at precisely 6:15pm California time

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About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization

1,840

41,461

2022-08-11 19:46:38

About to attempt long duration engine firing to test autogenous pressurization

508

But u have to pay in Doge

2,925

41,155

2022-09-13 23:04:03

But u have to pay in Doge

547

Astronomy too

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40,009

2022-09-10 17:00:13

Astronomy too

1,090

Some great suggestions in the comments!

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39,784

2022-06-20 21:34:57

Some great suggestions in the comments!

554

Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service

2,295

39,752

2022-09-09 22:22:27

Tesla North America aiming for >50% same hour service

686

After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.

3,152

39,517

2022-08-21 14:40:36

After wide release of FSD Beta 10.69.2, price of FSD will rise to $15k in North America on September 5th. Current price will be honored for orders made before Sept 5th, but delivered later.

927

To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started! California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!

2,485

39,120

2022-07-19 15:59:19

To think that Fremont was just a derelict building & Giga Nevada was just rocks & bushes when started!California used to have a dozen car factories. NUMMI was last to close. Now, Tesla Fremont is the biggest car factory in North America!

2,596

If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit

2,769

38,819

2022-02-03 21:32:56

If things go well, Falcon will launch about once a week on average in 2022, delivering ~2/3 of all Earth payload to orbit

223

BE the change you want in the world!

3,530

38,427

2022-10-12 04:53:10

BE the change you want in the world!

526

The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think

2,375

38,394

2022-09-12 22:19:11

The residual value of gasoline cars bought today will be much lower than people think

257

Because it runs recursively

1,700

38,213

2022-10-09 13:23:55

Because it runs recursively

229

And you can pay with Doge!

2,729

38,121

2022-10-11 23:08:46

And you can pay with Doge!

98

We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!

2,060

37,029

2022-10-19 17:02:48

We even did a Starlink video call on one airplane aloft to Starlink on another, far away, airplane aloft and it worked perfectly with no lag!

477

Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia

2,903

36,061

2022-09-19 19:33:52

Baltasar Gracián, Oráculo Manual y Arte de Prudencia

884

Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe?

1,948

35,566

2022-07-25 01:55:25

Ironic that Disney would disparage an entire class of rodents when their main character is a rodent – jealous maybe?

1,324

Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.

2,505

34,438

2022-06-04 20:12:39

Also, FSD Beta 10.12.2 now expanding to 100k cars. 10.13 smooths out intersection control, especially long lefts, and starts to handle roads with no map data at all. Last point is a big deal. Within a few months, FSD should be able to drive to a GPS point with zero map data.

150

Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!

1,628

34,196

2022-10-16 05:13:44

Buy Burnt Hair from a company that digs holes!

865

Das Baby would be a hit!

1,301

30,797

2022-07-25 18:59:51

Das Baby would be a hit!

1,059

Sock Con, the conference for socks

1,456

30,571

2022-07-05 17:47:42

Sock Con, the conference for socks

507

Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder

1,411

29,778

2022-09-13 23:05:40

Note, we are working on making the whistle sound much louder

892

Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude?

1,227

29,721

2022-07-24 03:54:01

Schadenfreude oder Schatzifreude?

474

*10.69.2.2

1,041

29,615

2022-09-19 21:57:54

*10.69.2.2

222

Doesn’t get more lit than this!

1,370

28,598

2022-10-12 04:57:51

Doesn’t get more lit than this!

1,060

Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves

1,288

28,424

2022-07-05 17:46:15

Always something new for the magazine cover and the articles practically write themselves

775

This release will be big

1,684

28,356

2022-08-07 22:28:11

This release will be big

405

I guess this joke is a slow burn … 🥁

1,270

27,571

2022-09-28 03:05:06

I guess this joke is a slow burn …

685

Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app

1,608

25,428

2022-08-21 14:41:54

Note, you can upgrade your existing car to FSD in 2 mins via the Tesla app

680

Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio?

1,531

24,602

2022-08-22 06:42:02

Would be cool to do a (much simplified) Hyperloop demo tunnel between maybe Austin & San Antonio?

687

FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward! 10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release. 1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.

2,087

24,289

2022-08-21 14:34:21

FSD Beta 10.69 started rolling out to Tesla owners last night. This build is a big step forward!10.69.1 probably end of week with wider release.1069.2 in a few weeks should be good enough to provide to all FSD Beta participants.

1,063

Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days!

1,219

23,757

2022-07-05 17:38:23

Sock tech is so advanced that you can get pretty much anything in sock form these days!

227

An omnigender product

946

23,597

2022-10-11 23:21:40

An omnigender product

391

Works on land too

956

23,464

2022-09-29 15:25:16

Works on land too

2,608

This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle

1,193

23,318

2022-02-02 05:43:24

This is twice the area of our standard phased array with broader scan angle

392

As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference

1,303

22,980

2022-09-29 14:59:48

As well as advanced chip & supercomputer engineers for next-gen training & inference

534

Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!

1,075

21,278

2022-09-12 04:19:57

Looks good to roll out to all Tesla owners with 10.12.2 (~100k cars)!

409

Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport!

886

18,077

2022-09-27 23:03:16

Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport!

2,604

SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long. Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early.

1,317

17,601

2022-02-02 16:43:49

SpaceX standard antenna production rises rapidly this year, so those with orders shouldn’t have to wait long.Note, Starlink can only support a limited number of users in an area, so best to order early.

154

Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh)

619

16,678

2022-10-16 04:44:53

Not as popular as I’d hoped (sigh)

679

It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)!

994

16,501

2022-08-22 06:44:02

It is the fastest way to get between one downtown and another with known physics (and the Standard Model is proving quiet resilient)!

153

Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess

556

14,724

2022-10-16 04:46:02

Venn diagram intersection of those two audiences is pretty small, I guess

517

This says it all: “None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”

833

11,599

2022-09-13 17:55:46

This says it all:“None of the members of the Stripe chat who spoke with me said that they accepted payment or agreed to speak to the firms about Zatko, and all said they wished to defend his credibility.”

682

Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”

546

11,373

2022-08-22 06:35:26

Funny how there are often simultaneous reactions saying “it’s impossible” and “it was already done 3000 years ago”